Feb 12 2008Ashlee Simpson's chin: I don't get it
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz attended Clive Davis' Grammy bash and, sweet mama, that's a chin. Seriously, Ashlee should consider shaving that thing down a few inches if not a foot. I've got a belt sander in my garage. I'd be more than happy to give it a go. Though I can't guarantee I won't "accidentally" slip and sand Pete Wentz in the mouth. But don't worry, should that happen, I won't enjoy it. No matter how hard I might laugh and say "I enjoy this! This is enjoyable." Also ignore the tattoo on my arm of Darth Vader feeding Pete Wentz a belt sander . Purely coincidental.

Reader Comments
1. fo'sXgirl - February 12, 2008 3:48 PM
She's his beard.
2. Spiraticus - February 12, 2008 3:48 PM
Nothing wrong with her chin. Rumor Willis is the one with the jay leno chin.
3. Spiraticus - February 12, 2008 3:48 PM
Nothing wrong with her chin. Rumor Willis is the one with the jay leno chin.
4. DanielDayLewis - February 12, 2008 3:48 PM
I drank her milkshake.
I drank it up !
5. themodus - February 12, 2008 3:49 PM
maybe her chin would be in proportion if her nose were a bit larger
6. fo'sXgirl - February 12, 2008 3:50 PM
She's his beard.
7. carly - February 12, 2008 3:51 PM
forget the chin, look at the veins in the feet and the loads of makeup. uck, she never seems to have a constant style, she is so all over the place
8. scubafeet - February 12, 2008 3:53 PM
Its Rin Chin Chin!
9. whatever - February 12, 2008 3:53 PM
He probably smells like taint.
10. Cupid - February 12, 2008 3:54 PM
Her chin is not that bad, I mean it's not like she looks like Dudley DooRight, or Demi Moore's ugly kids. Now those are some butt ugly chins.
11. Cap'n Pickles - February 12, 2008 3:55 PM
I don't know which one I hate worse. The pseudo punk/emo asshole faggot Munchkinlander of the horse faced, untalented twat. Shit. I hope they both get consumed the massive, evil powers of Paris gargantu-twat.
P.S. I just farted and the secreetary passed my cubicle. Tee hee. I toot sweet baby! Strawberry ice cream.
12. fdjkfjd - February 12, 2008 3:55 PM
When did she get anorexic?
13. lipper - February 12, 2008 3:59 PM
She looks dirty, like there's a layer of grime on her. Especially in the close up of her face. And why do girls do that dark makeup UNDER the eyes? Hello?? Want to look like you haven't slept in days and all strung out? Then congratufuckulations, you've achieved it.
And run a comb thru that hair while you're at it, and get a trim! Sheesh!
14. Abbadon - February 12, 2008 4:12 PM
#13, exactly. Her eye make-up is horrible. Add it to the black nail polish and she just looks icky. It is not a good look, never was, never will be. And yeah, she looks dirty with stringy dirty hair. Wow, She almost made Pete look clean. Almost.
15. Auntie Kryst - February 12, 2008 4:13 PM
I want to see that douchebag Wentz throw a football.
16. combustion8 - February 12, 2008 4:15 PM
how tall is that douche? 5'2?
17. sicasso - February 12, 2008 4:15 PM
I'd do her 'til her makeup ran. And by the look of things, it could take a while. And I'd do her in front of her "pseudo punk/emo asshole faggot Munchkinlander" boyfriend until he cried and his makeup ran, too.
18. Famous Plastic - February 12, 2008 4:16 PM
That's what happens when you start shaving down parts of your face (like Ashley did to her nose). Other parts start to look big and awkward.
19. Jen - February 12, 2008 4:18 PM
Why are you so mean? Look at her eyes, Ashley is beautiful!
20. Jen - February 12, 2008 4:18 PM
Why are you so mean? Look at her eyes, Ashley is beautiful!
21. Jimbo - February 12, 2008 4:19 PM
That is the best the Fish can come up with? Ashley Simpson's chin? What is next? Britney Spears pubic hair? or Pair Hilton's herpes sores??
22. BunnyButt - February 12, 2008 4:19 PM
He's trying so damned hard to look cool ... and just can't do it. Dude, either you're born with it or you aren't. And you weren't.
Odd how Ashley's body shape changes in pics 4 and 8. Either she forgot to keep sucking it in or the stays in her girdle snapped ...
23. Dick Richards - February 12, 2008 4:20 PM
I get Ashlee's chin: she uses it to fuck Pete Wentz's pussy.
24. Abbadon - February 12, 2008 4:23 PM
They look like Katie and Tom. She now lurps to not look too tall, and he is a midget. I mean, bet he sucks the Xenu member too.
25. lipper - February 12, 2008 4:27 PM
Good god you're right 14! That IS saying something, Pete always looks greasy... and I don't want to know why.
*looks at Ashley back at Pete and shivers*
To think they bump uglies makes me nauseous
...and sicasso I want a ring side seat.
26. Clever - February 12, 2008 4:31 PM
She's a cute girl, WTF is wrong with you people? Insecure? Bored? Ugly?
27. Blondie - February 12, 2008 4:33 PM
They both have huge chins!!
But I still think she is pretty though...
28. deaconjones - February 12, 2008 4:36 PM
hmmmm, im sensing a lot of women on women hate today....where's all the feminists now????????????
29. FreeJose - February 12, 2008 4:58 PM
How can she go from ugly to hot to ugly again so quickly? Geez, Louise.
30. Racer X - February 12, 2008 5:03 PM
That's a Popeye chin.
/'cause I always eats me spinich
31. Chas - February 12, 2008 5:03 PM
Her chin is nowhere near as bad as her new song!!! OMG I heard it today and thought it was a joke!!!!
32. Chas - February 12, 2008 5:03 PM
Her chin is nowhere near as bad as her new song!!! OMG I heard it today and thought it was a joke!!!!
33. Sidney - February 12, 2008 5:12 PM
I do not care for Ashleys music or her plastic surgery, but she looks pretty. I like her hair color; it looks great on her; better than blonde.
34. feg - February 12, 2008 5:25 PM
she looks very pretty. gorgeous eyes. he looks kinda like Wilmer's lumpy & less attractive brother.
35. FRT - February 12, 2008 5:29 PM
Both her and her sister Yoko Romo have men's chins! I mean you would almost think that their real dad was Kirk Douglas...that old sauve devil!!
Hell...half the guys out there wish they had chin structure like that...!
36. negroes kill - February 12, 2008 5:33 PM
Is he Punky Brewster's brother?
37. feg - February 12, 2008 5:40 PM
that handbag does not go though.
38. Donna - February 12, 2008 5:48 PM
I think she looks pretty. Mostly because she looks nothing like her usual-hideous self.
39. FRIST!!! - February 12, 2008 6:23 PM
God he's a douche, why is he such a douche? Who gives a shit about HER, she is nonexistent, but HIM??? He's a fuckin DOUCHE..
I bet Mike wants to drink him.
40. pantsless farter - February 12, 2008 6:41 PM
It's not as bad as Reese Witherspoon's chin. But it's pretty dang bad.
41. Whinnyhouse - February 12, 2008 6:44 PM
Well she looks kinda pretty here, best I ever saw her.
42. AdamYYZ - February 12, 2008 6:52 PM
She looks like a whore AND a corpse. "Whorpse" if you will.
43. isitin - February 12, 2008 6:58 PM
May all those EMOS burn in hell!!!!!!!!!!
44. deez nuts on your chin - February 12, 2008 7:44 PM
#16
ashlee is 5'6 and her heels appear to be about 2 inches so i would guess he's 5'8
45. fattie - February 12, 2008 8:33 PM
She looks fine. You should go look at Jennifer Chiniston if you're so obsessed with chins.
46. DeeDee - February 12, 2008 8:36 PM
I am no fan, but I think she looks good. Nice skin and the hair color suits her well.
47. gotmilk? - February 12, 2008 8:41 PM
those are more like 4 inch heels. she can barely stand in them.
she looks like an Olson Twin reject except dirtier.
48. Realist - February 12, 2008 8:43 PM
Uh, I was pretty sure she already had it shaved it down when she did her nose. It is looking bigger than it has been. Pete is 5'7
49. peggy-o - February 12, 2008 8:58 PM
#40-
maybe, but reese witherspoon doesn't harass Burger King employees for kicks. ashlee is a talentless bitch.
'nuff said
50. Dorito Man - February 12, 2008 9:34 PM
She's cute as a button. I'd do her.
But wtf is she with him. He's a pillow biting little poof.
51. itsad - February 12, 2008 9:47 PM
gosh, i want a hollywood makeover...NOT...nobody looks like themselves anymore. its sad.
52. UNCLE NED - February 12, 2008 9:56 PM
"Yoko Romo" - I love it!
53. kevin - February 12, 2008 9:59 PM
eh w/e...she's still hot!
54. mcbeef - February 12, 2008 10:04 PM
saw her on some late night show last week. maybe kimmel.
she is dumber than fuck.
55. CJ - February 12, 2008 10:24 PM
Quit looking for things to pick at...she's just fine.
56. Lala - February 12, 2008 10:43 PM
That's because it's a chin implant- she got it done at the same time as her nose. duh.
57. Natty D. - February 13, 2008 12:18 AM
her eyes are amazing.
58. Blondamnation - February 13, 2008 2:25 AM
FULL BUTT CHIN! But the worst part is that she didn't have the Butt in her chin before, she had it 'added' when she had her entire face rearranged and her nose taken off I mean "done". SHe looks NOTHING like she used to.
59. Blondamnation - February 13, 2008 2:28 AM
It is be cute, her.me think saw face her on i'm anasswipefromanothercountry who wantsyourmoney dot com. Many rich singletype people helllo???High five!!
I can't even pretend, you fake posters suck-go study some english and stop trolling this site or Ashley Simpson will aim her ButtChinFace at you and sing/lipsync (syng!) :)...
60. jenifer - February 13, 2008 4:19 AM
actually she doesnt have a boyfriend.I saw her profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called "Searching Millionaire Dot com".Her profile is nice with several recent pics there. Many men winked at her. What relationship is she looking for?
61. Janine - February 13, 2008 4:46 AM
I thought she got that thing shaved down when she went in for her plastic surgery?
62. Pilatunes - February 13, 2008 9:00 AM
People...she's a man.
63. mike - February 13, 2008 9:14 AM
bullshit. i hate her music but she's cute as a bug and her chin is just a chin, nothing more or less. must be a slow newsday to account for an unjustified and ho hum chin attack.
64. Grunion - February 13, 2008 9:37 AM
This chick is the fucking bomb!
and yes I have a chin fetish
mmmmmm chin
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66. RichPort - February 13, 2008 9:45 AM
She looks great from the shoulder blades to the waist.
67. t - February 13, 2008 10:50 AM
Anorexic? She's totally got a gut. If she's anorexic than I'm a skeleton.
68. bigberd - February 13, 2008 10:53 AM
Dude, there is nothing wrong with her chin. I' think you are funnier than hell but I'm starting to think you have some serious issues...
69. omar - February 13, 2008 10:54 AM
she is sexy
70. um - February 13, 2008 12:43 PM
Seriously, she is tiny in person. I saw her in San Francisco a couple weeks ago singing at a club and she's like 5'2 and 105 lbs. People in hollywood are soo small.
71. Angel<3Pete - February 13, 2008 12:46 PM
She doesnt deserve him!
72. Angel<3Pete - February 13, 2008 12:46 PM
She doesnt deserve him!
73. Angel<3Pete - February 13, 2008 12:46 PM
She doesnt deserve him!
74. zsa - February 13, 2008 2:34 PM
Rumer Willis did unfortunately get her dad's chin. Poor thing.
I think Ashley looks gorgeous. The prettiest she's ever looked. and they look like they're in love, so I'm happy for them.
zsa
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76. sunshine - February 13, 2008 4:19 PM
I like that she sucks her gut in when she is posing, but in #4 and #8 when she is laughing and not posing, her gut hangs out.
#8 Rin Chin Chin - good one!
77. corey - February 13, 2008 5:23 PM
Is it just me or does it look like her old nose is starting to grow back?
78. Bill - February 13, 2008 6:49 PM
Looks like she is a Griffin from "Family Guy"
79. Bill - February 13, 2008 6:49 PM
Looks like she is a Griffin from "Family Guy"
80. moobs - February 13, 2008 7:55 PM
i do appreciate the fact that, i haven't heard about ashlee simpson in a while.
that's a start.
unlike that whore sister of hers. (kidding)
i don't like either of them, because they are just daddy's bitches, but they have a long way to go before becoming "Britney annoying" at least.
/anything 'Spears' should be thrown in the trash.
81. crazy otto - February 13, 2008 8:15 PM
seriously,her chin looks perfect.........(with my balls on 'em!)
82. Chin - February 13, 2008 10:06 PM
Gah, her and Jennifer Aniston, I know Aniston had surgery for her block jaw, and I bet you $10 Trashley did the same. (and by $10, I mean that's how much she paid me to surgically implant a chalkboard eraser in the southern half of her face)
And stop making fun of her makeup, Pete does it for her, just for "practice"
83. M@RiVeLLe - February 14, 2008 5:10 AM
...black nail polish. red purse. tan dress. wtf is her stylist on??
84. alex oz - February 14, 2008 5:37 AM
simpson is so fake O M G!!!
85. RCA - February 14, 2008 8:50 AM
when the clock STRIKES ... half past 6 BABE! ...
86. chenush - February 14, 2008 1:25 PM
that hat dosnt make him look taller...
87. brooke - February 14, 2008 6:28 PM
Oh shut up, she's a cutie pie...There is NOTHING WRONG WITH HER CHIN...When she first jumped on to the music scene she was cute then too, but places like this site made her feel insecure so she went and had a nose job and chin implant. Then everyone said Oh, she looks great, but here we go again, it seems like it doesn't matter how pretty you are, you are still never pretty enough. Ashlee is beautiful.....I think she looks better than her sister now, even though she's always been pretty. I think she is a better entertainer than her sister too. Jessica has a more pretty voice, but Ashlee has more talent. She's a good actress and she writes and sings her own songs instead of using other people's like Jessica. Jessica should of stayed with Nick Lachey, everyone liked her better when she was.
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90. pete - March 3, 2008 3:44 PM
pete did not get her pregnat!!!!!!!!!!!
she doesn't deserve her anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
91. I LOVE PETE - March 3, 2008 3:46 PM
OMG!!!!!! Pete wentz wouldn't get her pregnat!!!!!
Ashley doesn't deserve Pete anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
92. goerge - March 9, 2008 6:16 PM
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93. sally the hot girl - March 27, 2008 12:56 AM
She may not be too bright, but there's nothing wrong with the way she looks. Totally cute girl. Not enough going on upstairs.
94. Suri with the Fringe on Top - April 6, 2008 9:10 AM
It seems as though everyone's so distracted by her nose, nobody here recalls what she looked like in the "before" photos. People, the reason her chin looks so big is because she's had a chin IMPLANT. Anybody remember the severly cleft chin of old Ash-tard? The implant smoothed away the Kirk Douglas-esque, pronounced cleft she used to have. Couple the addition to the chin with the subtraction to the schnoz, and there you go! Riddle solved.
95. Reese Fan - February 21, 2009 3:16 PM
Sound's like your jealous of Pete Wentz and your trying to take it out on Ashlee Simpson's chin, get a life. I know you'd still hit it, and if anything, you'd only be thankful for the chin because you'd have something to aim for. I don't care enough about these people to dedicate webspace to them, I'd much rather spend money on a good dedicated server to some videogame, at least it's semi-productive comparatively...
I still think Reese Witherspoon is one of the hottest, most respectable actresses out there, but I was just now watching family guy make fun of her chin as I pulled this up, apparently she probably left Seth MacFarlane or David Zuckerman for a better hung or hotter guy.