Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz reproduced?

"what can Pete Wentz, the CELEBRITY do"? haaha.

Oh dear lord, no...

Remind me again why premeditated murder is illegal?

I figured this was coming. She has to do something to keep her name in the news. Her "singing" can't do it. Gotta get that attention somehow.

I have to say she is looking very hot in these pics

FYI for the fans, the couple has established the baby shower registry at hottopic.com, under the alias Emo Douchefucker.

Who cares...

The Anti-Christ will be afoot soon -- well, the guy that runs the laundromat where the Anti-Christ sends his slacks for starch, at least.

hopefully after this pregnancy phase passes, celebs will go back to killing themselves for publicity.

she is hot!

Seems to me that these two douchebags are trying to criticise Brad and Angelina. Lame.

....Where the hell have I been? Because who the fuck is Pete Wentz? And these people should have their fucking penis and vagina privileges revoked ASAP.

And is the new fad to spit a child out of one's vagina? It seems every woman in America that makes the news is knocked up...even the 16 year olds....Way to go American women, you show the rest of the world how easy you are (because you're worth). Fucking whores.

What in the blue hell was that? That didnt even make sense. I think the victims of Katrina are set but thanks Pete. That was like 2 years ago. Way to go, you're a real american Hero. Of course since your stupid ass isnt good enough for first class you would of course be in couch.

wow, this is off the subject i know but she looks really good with red hair. I don't actually care if they have a baby or whatnot, why is pregnancy such a trend in Hollywood right now?

They haven't a braincell between them.

too bad plastic surgery doesn't pass on thru genes..

this will be one ugly and mentally challenged baby!

haha, right. its gonna get her real chin slash nose

OMG!!!!!!! i cant believe that these retarded people are actually famous, theyre so desperate for attention, theyre going to have a f*cking baby just to get more money, just like Britneys little sis... i feel sorry for the unborn babies

I just found out on TMZ that Peanut Butter is suing The Superficial for defamation of character. Peanut Butter alleges that Pete and Ashlee's baby will have a substantially lower IQ than Peanut Butter.

Pete Wentz didn't make the baby. Gays don't make babies. No offense to gays, but y'all do guys in the butt, not girls in the vaj... That's not how babies are made.

Time for a ho down!

And to think she came from such a good Christian family...wasn't that she and Jessica's "Shtick" for a while. Oh how Christians sell out sometimes with thier conveniently disposable beliefs.

She looks deep..

Really? Could none of you tell this was all a joke? Sarcasm meters are truned off i guess. Sheesh.

Um, correct me if I am wrong, but I believe that these two were making a sarcastic video making fun of stupid celebrities such as Britney Spears. When he said, "But what would I get out of helping Africa?", it was obvious he was being a smart ass. Ashlee is pretending to be drinking while eating Britney's food of choice, Cheetos, while with child. To those of you who got this, I apologize for dumbing it up. For those of you who actually think these two are serious, watch it again.

wow that was very very stupid

Has anyone else seen the fetus' profile on meetfetus.com yet?

uh thank you Kristen #24 -- i can't believe it took so long for someone to pick up on that. Also, can we count together --- it takes 9 months to cook a baby, so if Ashlee were expecting, she would be 5 months along if she were due in July. I'm pretty sure she's not prg derrr.

Skank!

24. Duh! Of course I knew it was a joke, Kristen. Everybody knows a homosexual and a tranny can't have a baby! Jeesh!

I played a small role in this affair.

I dunno, those two aren't in the news much so I guess they aren't as r-tarded as many celebrities today. But man if they start surgerying up that kid at like 3 years old to match mommy and daddy someones gonna have to do to Ashlee what she did to her singing career

29. Thank you, Veroonica. I did look over that one tiny detail!

Ashlee is hawt. I'd do her inna heartbeat. Cute as a button.

Sarcasm is only funny if you are intelligent enough to pull it off.

I'm no fan of Fall Out Boy but how long until the other members kick this douchebag out of the band.?

"Pete, you've changed man, it used to be all about the music..."

Fall Out Boy...is that two words or three??

Well that was 2 minutes I'll never get back

Sad that even after all that surgery she still looks like drowned rat roadkill.

#12 ha ha you totally said it

that's her engagement ring? excuse me?? do they have ANY money between the two of them???

Did she stop eating the moment she met Pete "El Douche" Wentz? Because it looks like she has passed on every meal since the summer.

And yes, I do feel like a bigger man after calling that emo-fuck a douche.

..anyone notice how her right hand is all jacked up?

Ok, so....if this is for real, it's beyond help.
If this is their idea of irony, humour, entertainment, or even self-criticism- it's beyond help.

I am ashamed at myself for even watching it. Christ.

LOL

LOL

good commentary/spoof of celeb "culture"

It's a promise ring....

JHC!! What 3rd rate celebrity isn't pregnant by another 3rd rate celebrity?

Ashlee looks like death.. she obviously throws up all those cheetos later..

finally proof that i have a soul.

Ummmm helloooo all you retards! that video was a joke. Don't over analyze every fucking thing. I hate the both of them too and the sad part is that it wasn't even funny (im assuming they were trying to be funny?)

That spoof was funny until Ashley got involved...You need to have a personality to actually pull off comedy. Yawn. Perhaps she should just get a boob job...

I'm pretty sure they were making fun of Britney and K-Fed, guys.

I love her smiley face. Looks cute! Anyone saw her hot albums and videos at the celeb site millionairecupid.com? Hot ans attractive girl.

that was the most retarded thing i have ever seen

Does nobody else notice something "different" about Ashlee again?!

She obviously got her snaggle-tooth fixed, so now her smile is as cookie-cutter as the rest of her.

She does look super pretty, but with a fake nose, chin, hair, and now teeth, she is beyond plastic.

Thanks Kristen Dei

I can't believe how people can misconstrue this.

OMG!!! Really!!! Is there no one left with a bit of a sense of humor? I found it funny WHICH IT WAS MENT TO BE!!! Damn!!!!

Tell me about it!!! I cant believe theres going to be a new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. I just saw the commercial it said it aires March 9th on E! at 10 et/pt Heres those links you wanted. Tell me what you think about the tushy game. I only got 3 out of 5. I suck. Tell me what you get

http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/tushygame/index.jsp.

http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/index.jsp?sid=nav-shows

haha they are joking. and it's actually kinda funny.
THEY ARE NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO HAVE A KID.

get real, people

Has anybody hear about Pop Fiction. This show on E! Its going to be on air March 9th at 10:30 et/pt. If anybody knows about it let me know. Also ive seen these. This show is going to be good. It has to be its so secretive. Ive been hearing crazy rumors about it too!! Heres the link

http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp

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#12 - So True!

It just goes to show that low life's, are the ones who get attention.

Neither one of them are doing anything extraordinary right now besides dating each other, and possibly getting knocked up.

Is it just me, or does it seem the idea in peoples heads these days are condoms are just suggestions when your doing casual sex.

Why would they bring up a poor child just to get some simple attention. Its not fair to the baby.

I miss the old FOB. Back then, I would have never thought Pete would do something like this. Sell out.

mmkay I don't know why everyone here hates Pete Wentz....

well yeah Katrina was a while ago but at least hes doing something good. stfu about it.
he could be an ax murderer....yeah, then you'd have something to talk about.
whatev about Ashlee Simpson, but whatever Pete does i support him100%.

Why???
Pete have to make a child with me,not with Jessica!She's just a poor girl who doesn't know anything about music...she sucks!
I love Pete...

Ok Lexxie, he wasn't actually serious about helping anyone, least of all the victims of Katrina. Couldn't you tell he was reading off of something while talking.......apparently he can't read very well either because he sucks at that too. It was the most retarded joke of a video ive ever seen.

that was hilarious! hahahahaha!!! what a terrific dry humor. loved the Brittney reference! Ha! I don't know who this Wentz is but he's cute! all the best to that sweet couple. (p.s.