Feb 8 2008Anna Nicole Smith: It's been a year already?
It seems like only yesterday Anna Nicole Smith died creating an insane media circus that would later be dwarved by the media Death Star known as Britney Spears. Anyway, on this one year anniversary of her death, let's remember Anna Nicole Smith as the patriot she truly was. She defied modern convention by getting really, really enormous breast implants then bilked an old billionaire out of all his cash. Anna would later be found dead of a mysterious drug overdose that would make a young Sam Lutfi scratch his douche-beard and say "Huh. Now there's an idea..." Rest in Peace, Anna Nicole. You're truly missed.
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Reader Comments
1. Dave - February 8, 2008 3:35 PM
trimspa baby...First
2. Matilda - February 8, 2008 3:36 PM
FIRST to suck my dad's cock
3. FRIST!!! - February 8, 2008 3:36 PM
Nice gums..
4. Binky - February 8, 2008 3:36 PM
Jack Ruby had to silence her. She knew way too much... about 9/11.
5. steve - February 8, 2008 3:37 PM
Nice to see a happy picture of her horsing around.
6. aeuwave - February 8, 2008 3:37 PM
damn, one year... does not nearly seem that long.
7. michy - February 8, 2008 3:40 PM
poor girl!
8. FRIST!!! - February 8, 2008 3:41 PM
Really? I thought it was longer..
9. Jim - February 8, 2008 3:41 PM
Hi Britney!
10. Mal Reynolds - February 8, 2008 3:41 PM
Do you know what Anna Nicole would be do if she were alive today?
11. Binky - February 8, 2008 3:42 PM
Cliff Notes: Binky, are you suggesting that Howard Sterns was really Jack Ruby?
Binky: No, but if we had those missing 13 minutes of Nixon's tapes, we would be astonished at how much ANS sounded like Mr. Ed, "Wilbur...."
12. McLoven - February 8, 2008 3:42 PM
Nice Rack..
13. Mal Reynolds - February 8, 2008 3:43 PM
Do you know what Anna Nicole would be doing if she were alive today?
Clawing at the inside of her coffin!
14. Binky - February 8, 2008 3:43 PM
They thought they could erase her brain, which they did. But still, in pill enduced blabber, she would regain some of that information and pass it on to her insiders.
We're they the ones responsible for WWII? We believe so. She had to go. I might be next.
15. McLoven - February 8, 2008 3:45 PM
@2 That is a little disturbing Matilda..
16. Jane - February 8, 2008 3:45 PM
Somehow that looks like somebody re-animated Anna Nicole Smith but had to sew on shoulders and arms from a muscular dude.
17. FRIST!!! - February 8, 2008 3:46 PM
#13 is more disturbing, McLoven..
18. Auntie Kryst - February 8, 2008 3:46 PM
Why don't all of you speculating assholes keep your comments about Anna Nicole to yourself and wait until the toxicology report comes out.
19. PTSD - February 8, 2008 3:46 PM
It's the aniversary of her death. You would think the Fish would be classy enough to put up a topless picture. Geez.
20. Zed - February 8, 2008 3:47 PM
Abcess makes the heart grow fonder.
21. Matilda's Dad - February 8, 2008 3:47 PM
@15 - leave my daughter alone!
22. D. Richards (Chef.) - February 8, 2008 3:47 PM
#3. Ha-Ha!
Time can't move fast enough for erasing the memory of Anna's life. Did anybody ever really care about Anna Nicole Smith?
Oh, I forgot! Anna was our Marilyn Monroe. Gag.
23. Fuckzilla - February 8, 2008 3:48 PM
Today must be really hard on her son.
Oh wait...
24. McLoven - February 8, 2008 3:48 PM
I guess Friday's brings out the wierdos..
25. whore - February 8, 2008 3:49 PM
20- aren't you dead?
26. gits - February 8, 2008 3:50 PM
Anna was our Barbaro.
27. Matilda's Dad - February 8, 2008 3:51 PM
@15 - leave my daughter alone!
28. McLoven - February 8, 2008 3:51 PM
@21 Bite Me!!
29. McLoven - February 8, 2008 3:53 PM
Nice camera angle. You can just about make out the vula mound around her vigana.
30. xo_breathless - February 8, 2008 3:54 PM
sweet boob job scars...
31. #26 - February 8, 2008 3:55 PM
ROFLMAO!
32. Champ - February 8, 2008 3:55 PM
No you cant #29 - bald is beautiful.
33. FRIST!!! - February 8, 2008 3:56 PM
#29 LMAO!!!
34. McLoven - February 8, 2008 3:58 PM
FRIST, I got the funny troll today..
35. www.usaidwhat.wordpress.com - February 8, 2008 4:00 PM
did she have dentures?
36. Jason - February 8, 2008 4:02 PM
Unremarkable
37. nipolian - February 8, 2008 4:03 PM
Who's Anna Nichole Smith and why does she have a dog tag hanging from her navel?
38. Wendy - February 8, 2008 4:06 PM
I know it's just a shadow, but in a couple of pictures it looks like she fergied herself.
39. Binky - February 8, 2008 4:11 PM
@22 Marilyn new too much as well. She was about to blow the lid on Kennedy's Bay of Pigs involvement and had to be silenced. much like ANS knew the truth behind 9/11.
40. Taylor - February 8, 2008 4:13 PM
God, what an ugly face.
Good riddens. She did nothing for this world.
41. Matthew - February 8, 2008 4:14 PM
In her eyes I see a vast intelligence desperate to express itself, yet trapped by a self-made web of silicone and methadone. Besides which, as prime skank she totally peaked at her first Playboy spread back in 1992, then like ATE the shark.
42. Binky - February 8, 2008 4:14 PM
CliffNotes: Binky, that's *knew*, not *new*
Binky: Don't try to change the subject.
43. fixed - February 8, 2008 4:15 PM
"She was about to blow the lid on Kennedy's Bay of Pigs involvement and had to be silenced. much like ANS was an actual pig."
44. fiona mango - February 8, 2008 4:15 PM
she passed the busted up trailer whore baton to brit who is expected to carry it the distance in the 2008 olympics.
45. Bethany - February 8, 2008 4:17 PM
For once, I agree with Binky - when I think of Anna Nicole Smith, I think "Twin Towers".
46. Vas Deferens - February 8, 2008 4:18 PM
All that is left of Anna is a skeleton with huge implants. Sniff Sniff.
Man, that skeleton is giving me wood.
47. corduroyfire - February 8, 2008 4:19 PM
but on the other hand,YOU number 40,are bringing to this world an incentive to learn to spell.
cuz no one wants to look stupid.
48. 911 Widows - February 8, 2008 4:22 PM
#45 - the difference is, at one point people were dying to jump ONTO Anna's towers.
49. Dick Shawn Errie - February 8, 2008 4:24 PM
no, actually if it's a horse you say "good riddens".
50. J. Howard Marshall - February 8, 2008 4:29 PM
I truly loved her, and if I had been a much younger man, I would have taken very good carrot her.
51. Anon - February 8, 2008 4:38 PM
Yuck, Heidi Montag is putting on a lot of weight.
52. Jane Ryan - February 8, 2008 4:40 PM
Attacking the dead, Classy.
53. Ted from LA - February 8, 2008 4:43 PM
Am I the only one who finds it harder to make fun of dead people than living people? I got nothin' here. Oh, Howard K. Stern is a cunt.
54. Ted from LA - February 8, 2008 4:44 PM
Thanks Jane Ryan. That is why I went after the lawyer. I want to be more popular on this site. Do you know what happens when you give Howard K. Stern Viagra? ................................................He gets taller.
55. Twzzlrgirl - February 8, 2008 4:51 PM
Ted, --haha....i just shot soda out my nose. He get's taller !!!!!!
Now my nose burns.
56. Milton Friedman - February 8, 2008 4:51 PM
70. Jamie Lynn Spears' coathanger - December 22, 2007 2:23 PM
Michael J Fox can never draw anything epic on an Etch-a-Sketch. Because of Parknison's
Michael J. Fox is now placed on bottles of Yoo Hoo instead of "Shake Well". Because of Parkinsons.
Michael J. Fox almost lost his job at the tattoo parlor. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox's wife gets earthshattering fingerbangs. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J Fox wrote an autobiography called What's Shaking. Because of Parkinsons.
Michael J. Fox can't play wii...because of Parkinsons
Michael J. Fox's cellphone is always on vibrate. Because of Parkinsons.
Michael J. Fox's Polaroids develop more quickly. Because of Parkinsons.
Michael J. Fox always overfeeds his goldfish. Because of Parkinson's.
Micheal J. Fox once shook his baby to death, and then back to life. Because of Parkinsons.
Michael J. Fox has to pee in the bathtub. Because of Parkinson's.
57. Twzzlrgirl - February 8, 2008 4:52 PM
Ted, --haha....i just shot soda out my nose. He get's taller !!!!!!
Now my nose burns.
58. Twzzlrgirl - February 8, 2008 4:54 PM
Hey, Milton. When you copy and paste shit it just makes you an idiot.
Sorry for the double post...damn typekey...damn, damn, damn.
59. HollyJ - February 8, 2008 4:55 PM
LOL @ 47,49,50
Dick shawn, I think that must include riding Eva Longfaceia. *NEIGH* ..Though they did a nice job of waxing her upper lip horse hairs for that Bebe photo shoot.
60. steve - February 8, 2008 5:04 PM
funniest comment on the page award: #45.
Damn. That's milk-blowing funny.
61. feg - February 8, 2008 5:04 PM
omg, are those DITTO jeans???? I haven't seen those in YEARS!
62. Twzzlrgirl - February 8, 2008 5:09 PM
lol, #40...you mean "good riddance???"
good riddens is how you say it if you are drooling on yourself while speaking.
63. shellibelli - February 8, 2008 5:10 PM
I miss Heath..........
64. isquitesmelli - February 8, 2008 5:19 PM
Don't worry, we'll always have Heath with us in spirit...every time Matilda turns another trick because she needs to get high again.
65. Milton Berle - February 8, 2008 5:22 PM
Sorry Twzzlrgirl, I realize that you are more into the high brow comedy of the Viagra lawyer joke. I was just posting the MJ Fox post because we were all making fun of the dead.
66. HollyJ - February 8, 2008 5:24 PM
LOL @ 47,49,50
Dick shawn, I think that must include riding Eva Longfaceia. *NEIGH* ..Though they did a nice job of waxing her upper lip horse hairs for that Bebe photo shoot.
67. gus - February 8, 2008 5:25 PM
The least consequential death of 2007, remembered here at thesup.com
68. Twzzlrgirl - February 8, 2008 5:29 PM
#65 -- no, i love lowbrow humour. i don't even care about making fun of the dead (they aren't around anymore...they probably don't care). But I don't like making fun of people with disabilities. Karma's a bitch, baby.
See, MJF isn't dead.
69. Milton's Pearl - February 8, 2008 5:51 PM
#68 You didn't hear...MJFs obituary is posted over at www.shakentodeath.com
Go check it out... I'll wait.
70. Ling - February 8, 2008 6:00 PM
Don't be sarcastic. She died miserable. I wouldn't wish that on anyone except a murderer. Poor Danielynn.
I can't believe it's been a year.
71. Sayckeone - February 8, 2008 7:37 PM
Who cares.
72. woodhorse - February 8, 2008 7:44 PM
Vula Hula - the new dance craze by our very own Magilla Gorilla, TITO ORTIZ! *pours another shot* *squints at screen* Oh nevermind, the gorilla doesn't have tits.
73. Twzzlrgirl - February 8, 2008 8:38 PM
oh, 69, shaken to death 'cause he has parkinsons....good one!!!
twat
74. Smartypants - February 8, 2008 10:45 PM
Thanks for posting this, Superficial dude. I've never so much as read a comment on your (totally wonderful) site, much less posted one. But, Anna Nicole was really something and I'm so sorry she's gone. I remember the shock I felt when I first saw the news on the 'net. She had a lot of problems, but there was something about her that just shined.
RIP, Nicole, you really, truly are missed.
75. aw - February 8, 2008 10:50 PM
well..she was pretty..
76. crazy otto - February 8, 2008 10:53 PM
i bet theres parts of her that still look great
77. Binky - February 8, 2008 11:46 PM
For those of you keeping score at home - all the Binky comments on this thread is (are) a troll.
As Alex Jones would say - 'The NWO is on the run'
78. auzzie - February 9, 2008 1:08 AM
She's what guys would call 'healthy' back in the day...hmmmph..
79. FRT - February 9, 2008 1:09 AM
Anna is alive and well!!! It was all a ruse!!! I just got back from Jamaica and I met her in a bar...sloshed as hell! She even sold be some really good Jamaican pot!!! She wanted to take me back to her room...but I was in no mood to meet Howard so I passed on the offer. So I stayed at the bar and rolled up a few bombers and watched Jim Morrison on stage! Had a great time!
80. mimi - February 9, 2008 2:01 AM
Anna Nicole died the same day as my Mother.
RIP Gerri and Anna Nicole.
81. iburl - February 9, 2008 3:11 AM
They should have chicken-fried the corpse.
82. Narcissist - February 9, 2008 8:14 AM
Wow! A year? I hadn't even missed ANS. I often forget she existed unless her name is being uttered.
83. Jenniferxxx - February 9, 2008 8:46 AM
She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club BillionaireCupid.com. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
84. justtheobvious - February 9, 2008 10:42 AM
Britney Is Next, then her dopey pregnant bastard carrying child sister
85. justtheobvious - February 9, 2008 10:43 AM
Britney Is Next, then her dopey pregnant bastard carrying child sister
86. twzzlrgirl - February 9, 2008 12:55 PM
Wow, Jenniferxxx -- do you even read what the post is about before you right your shit (in very bad English, may I add). She was said to be fond of internet recently? What internet would that be, jackass? The Wi-Fi they had pumped into her coffin?
Please, Superfish...can't you block these idiots????
87. twzzlrgirl - February 9, 2008 12:57 PM
lol -- as I beat Jenniferxxx over the head about her "writing," I use "right."
Spankings for me.
88. CJ - February 9, 2008 2:07 PM
Crazy, needy, addictive, impulsive, and bi-polar aside...she was a beauty.
89. EuroNeckPain - February 9, 2008 3:15 PM
I wonder, are implants biodegradable ?
Or will they find a pair of implants when they dig the ground years from now ?
90. dwayne - February 9, 2008 8:01 PM
sha had a nice body
91. mamadough - February 9, 2008 10:28 PM
how did she get the underneath of her tits to tan so well?
92. mamadough - February 9, 2008 10:35 PM
oh, and tell me again, why anna nicole was so great? she was a slutty girl who latched on to a rich old guy that died, and fed off his money while in a drug-induced stupor for about 90% of the time. she was a puppet for howard (may he burn in hell) but she really didn't do anything besides babble and fall over most of the time. there are many unfamous people walking around who are much more talented and prettier than she was.
93. jason - February 10, 2008 11:58 AM
try the site SugarMommaMatch.c..... more exciting than this. i am sure you will love it.
94. abby - February 10, 2008 2:22 PM
What happened to Paris singing in Boston?
95. Timbulb - February 10, 2008 4:26 PM
I'd do her. Today even.
96. sharpeidude - February 10, 2008 5:18 PM
Yawnnnnn!
97. heyjeer - February 10, 2008 6:10 PM
Why was she so great?
Well, ALL women who get large implants and publicly act slutty are deemed "great" by the unwashed masses - and sites like this. We all admire women who make themselves into breathing fuck toys.
Real women who expect to be accepted for talent and intelligence and wit - no one cares about them unless they get giant tits installed first.
98. Ted from LA - February 10, 2008 8:52 PM
I care about you heyjeer. If you have little tits, that is fine with me too.
99. The Laughing God - February 10, 2008 10:57 PM
Yeah! show us your tits!!! Milk please!!!
And remember, cow milk is for cows, people milk is for people.
100. anon - February 11, 2008 6:43 AM
she was a useless celeb and a gold digger! who cares about that slag
101. RichPort - February 11, 2008 9:16 AM
Message to all trailer park chicks: you too can get implants, walk around in a drug hazed stupor for your entire adult life, and have people talk about you long after the worms have made quick work of your body. That's right.... DREAM!!!
102. Anonymous - February 11, 2008 10:15 AM
She was undoubtedly one of the most talentless celebrities in history. Dumb as a rock, gold-digger, slutty piece of garbage. It's sad the way she died, but she was way too stupid for fame. Or anything else, for that matter.
103. Narcissist - February 11, 2008 12:38 PM
@41 HA!
@45 - Yeah! Her movie "Skyscraper" must have been to warn us about 9/11... BUT NOBODY WATCHED IT!
Wow. Can something be done about her back around pic 5? I mean probably not now, but in a similar situation with a living person? Probably wearing an actual VEST would have helped ANS avoid trouble.
104. causeyourhot.com - February 11, 2008 3:37 PM
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105. Rogue - February 11, 2008 8:13 PM
Truly missed? Why?
Whatever.