Feb 13 2008Amy Winehouse finds a new undead lover
Amy Winehouse has been spending a lot of time with artist/photographer Blake Wood (above). The two stayed the night in a hotel room together but Amy is telling people he's gay. Word is he might be competition for Amy's jailed husband Blake Fielder-Civil who, coincidentally, is also a zombie. The Sun reports:
A pal said: “She’s said it’s fine so share a hotel room because he is gay. But he doesn’t seem gay to me — I think he’s bisexual. Amy’s husband wouldn’t be happy if he saw how close they are.”
This new Blake character sounds like a much better influence than her jailed hubby FIELDER-CIVIL. He is a drug-free, teetotal veggie who likes reading the works of French poet CHARLES BAUDELAIRE.
I included pics of Amy out on the town last night with her new Blake. Before changing into the shirt and tie combo, she was walking around like Chesty LaRue. She seems to be showing off the goods lately. I dunno if she's just getting her money's worth or proud to have defied the laws of chemistry. Amy Winehouse did enough blow to turn her breasts into raisins but yet, magically, they survived. I bet those things could withstand a nuclear attack. Let's get Amy out in the desert and drop a bomb on her - for science, of course. Yeah, science...
Reader Comments
1. Jimbo - February 13, 2008 11:17 AM
That is one scary BITCH!!
2. Jammy - February 13, 2008 11:24 AM
She better hope they're not on the way to the optometrist.
Also, he will shortly know what insect sex feels like.
3. bigSTEAMYone - February 13, 2008 11:24 AM
Creepygirl !!,creepy-creepy-creepy
4. dictionary widow - February 13, 2008 11:25 AM
i think she looks great but her husband is a lot hotter than the guy shown above. anyway i hope that things get better for her
5. AnonymousV - February 13, 2008 11:26 AM
Finally she has some decent boobs and some meat on her legs again :D Yay for no drugs!!!
That dudes a freak!
6. Victoria - February 13, 2008 11:26 AM
She looks like she's about to shout, "Hay baybee! 20 bucks and I'll make your dreams come true!" into a car with a guy and his pregnant wife in it. She needs a new pimp, though. That guy's totally gonna kill her business if he keeps standing there looking like that.
7. D. Richards (Saint.) - February 13, 2008 11:29 AM
I didn't know Lurch had a son. I mean, I always thought that Lurch was 'single'; And spent a lot of time with young boys. Hmm, you learn something new everyday.
'French author'?! Fuck, I'd rather read Binky.
8. DB - February 13, 2008 11:29 AM
*puke*
9. 1 MILF Hunter - February 13, 2008 11:32 AM
#7 ROFLMAO!!!
Lurch spent his off time with Uncle Fester.
10. lele - February 13, 2008 11:34 AM
when did she get boobs?
11. RichPort - February 13, 2008 11:36 AM
Give Paris her bra back!!!
12. Sherrie - February 13, 2008 11:38 AM
At least she won't have to change the tattoo on her chest with this guy - his name is already Blake.
13. Famous Plastic - February 13, 2008 11:40 AM
Amy DID turn her breasts into raisins, which is why she is sporting those new breast implants.
14. MassGrrl - February 13, 2008 11:42 AM
When she's not all cracked out, she looks good. Really. Take away the stupid hair and ridiculous make-up, and she's quite attractive.
And I'm not just saying that because people tell me that I look just like her... without the stupid hair and ridiculous make-up.
15. D. Richards - February 13, 2008 11:42 AM
#9. Lurch enjoyed playing with the boils on Uncle Fester's buttoch. Ha-Ha!
16. Thomas - February 13, 2008 11:44 AM
Jesuz H. Krist! These are the same tits that made her VISIBLY WINCE in olfactory distress!
Garbage Cans! Big Floppy GARBAGE CANS!!!
17. Phillip McGraw PhD - February 13, 2008 11:47 AM
I am appalled at the unscientific and hostile manner in which this is being discussed.
The undead or more correctly, "Necro-Americans" should be accorded our respect and only staked, burned or doused in garlic-laded holy water when dialogue fails and/or they prove to be really annoying.
Yelling at the brown stuff on your shoes is never better than just walking around the pile. So if you're not just walking around that pile named Amy-Blake1-Blake2 you might as well buy some brown socks, Chester, cause you're gonna go deep.
-Dr. Phil
18. Realist - February 13, 2008 11:48 AM
Amy had enormous boobs when she was fatter. I don't think they ever went away and don't think she had implants. I've NEVER seen her really flat-chested like other cokewhores such as Loho and Nicole Richie.
19. RichPort - February 13, 2008 11:55 AM
She has smallish tits that look like eggs that were thrown against the walls and are slowly sliding down. Those are the easiest to mold into big looking boobs. She should try that to her "ass".
20. Cap'n Pickles - February 13, 2008 12:02 PM
He's way to fugly to be gay. I always thought there was an unspoken rule. You have to be "THIS HOT" to get on the hershey ride.
21. UCrawford - February 13, 2008 12:05 PM
He is a drug-free, teetotal veggie who likes reading the works of French poet CHARLES BAUDELAIRE.
Definitely gay. :)
22. haqikah - February 13, 2008 12:05 PM
They look alike.
www.IGotUGGs.com
23. Auntie Kryst - February 13, 2008 12:17 PM
That long-haired Limey freak reminds me of Neil from The Young Ones.
24. Beav - February 13, 2008 12:24 PM
He's got a fairly nice bulge in his pants. So, yeah, he's gay.
25. Crazy/Beatiful/BringItOn - February 13, 2008 12:25 PM
she may be "sober" but she'll never be the same. She's pretty chav trying to hide it behind some motown look and feel.
26. Gerald_Tarrant - February 13, 2008 12:26 PM
It is Neil.
And since he is English, he is gay. It goes without saying.
You can't talk shit with an English accent.
"I'm going to kick your bloody arse."
Doesn't instill fear when said like a limey.
27. Nathan - February 13, 2008 12:30 PM
Aahhh!
28. She is the best ever...ever...forever! - February 13, 2008 12:31 PM
This beautiful lady has more to offer than all of hollywood and the entertainment industry combined. Genius. Best voice amazing lyrics engaging personality. It is like she was delivered to us by God himself. She makes me believe in the almighty. No way could something as divine as this angel be anything less than a godsend. I fall on my knees whenever I hear her miraculous voice. It is like a messenger of the lord is praying to us - the unworthy.
She is the greatest creation of God.
29. FRIST!!! - February 13, 2008 12:40 PM
I've never heard this woman speak, but for some reason I picture it sounding like Janice from Friends..
30. Gerald_Tarrant - February 13, 2008 12:44 PM
#28-Step away from the crack pipe.
31. steve - February 13, 2008 12:51 PM
I just had a nature shattering idea....what if there is an Amy Winehouse sex tape? I think we should all put our heads together, and put down ten reasons not to watch it, for the sake of posterity:
Reason number 1: Her skanky, smelly bush starts at her navel and goes down to her knees.
32. Auntie Kryst - February 13, 2008 12:56 PM
@28 You're right, she is sent to us from God. She's a heeb so we're talking the Old Testament God (oi vey). The same vengeful punishing God that leveled Sodom & Gomorrah. The punishment God sends us today...Amy Winehouse.
33. craigj - February 13, 2008 12:57 PM
Slightly better than average boobs in a push up bra. Not that there's anything wrong with that ... the only thing wrong is the crappy hair and makeup by Sharpie.
34. Nathan Sprinkle - February 13, 2008 12:57 PM
She looks way better than usual in these pictures. But I think she sent her essence into that guy and stole his. Because He looks like she looked 2 days ago. Poor Lifeless zombie guy.
35. Dar - February 13, 2008 1:06 PM
Maybe this was just a conjugal visit by proxy.
36. Jenny - February 13, 2008 1:17 PM
IMPLANTS.
IMPLANTS.
IMPLANTS.
IMPLANTS.
IMPLANTS.
IMPLANTS.
IMPLANTS.
IMPLANTS.
OK?
37. FCS - February 13, 2008 1:25 PM
I like his trout shoulders
38. JJ - February 13, 2008 1:26 PM
They're babies would be the ugliest, horse faced babie ever!
39. MMB - February 13, 2008 1:41 PM
UMMMMMMMMM!!!!! Look closely at her right breast in pic 2....WHAT THE HELL!!!!??? it's all lumpy and wierd!!!! I think she must have some of those cutlets in or some shit!
40. KoolThing - February 13, 2008 1:48 PM
They do look like implants, but she looks really good here. Nice tan, no scabby bruised legs, and a nice outfit.
41. Mal Gusto - February 13, 2008 1:49 PM
Amy reminds me of this girl named Lisa Dyche I knew in South Florida in the 80's. Do any of you know her?
42. Mal Gusto - February 13, 2008 1:52 PM
Yep Laxatives.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/323270/gross_hot_tub_accident/
43. misery bunny - February 13, 2008 2:14 PM
oh for the love of living coat hangers: she had tits when she was large/normal, and no tits when she started doing tracks.
http://celebodies.wordpress.com/2007/03/29/amy-winehouse/
44. Kisha - February 13, 2008 2:14 PM
I like the new lover www.causeyourhot.com
45. yak - February 13, 2008 2:30 PM
I love zombies!!!
46. edidas - February 13, 2008 2:35 PM
Why the long face, man?
47. Ted from LA - February 13, 2008 2:52 PM
I heard they already picked out names for their children. Here are their names in order of preference:
1. Secretariat.
2. Barbaro.
3. Smarty Jones.
4. Winning Colors (if it's a girl).
48. shanipie - February 13, 2008 2:55 PM
Does Everyone in England look like an Alien? I don't think we have people this deformed in America Do we?
49. Costco:It's What's For Dinner - February 13, 2008 3:03 PM
Here I am reading The Ficial when I should be doing the domestic, oh well, too bad, maybe next year. Whorehound Blake is probably doing a societal coming out so he can score a better husband. Amy I-Need-Attention-24-hours-a-day is only too happy to oblige. When Jailhouse Rocks Blake gets out, he will probably look like the guy from the MTV music video "Money For Nothing" and that will be the most interesting thing about him.
50. fright night - February 13, 2008 3:46 PM
Does she even have a sex drive?
...and what is going on in that first pic! Is Amy's image a mere collage made up from different photos? Her lower half looks 20% smaller than her upper half,yet her upper half is missing a torso. Why is her head the biggest thing on her and its sitting on her shoulders?
He must have the fisheye lens pointed directly at his forehead. Jeezus! Am I at the drive in?
Talk about surreal. They should go hang out with these guys...
thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/11/29/1129_helena_carter_preg_03.jpg
thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/11/1106_angelina_jolie_beowulf_02.jpg
thesuperficial.com/2008/01/dr_phil_betrayed_britneys_pare.php#comment
51. Former Stressed Out Software Engineer - February 13, 2008 3:50 PM
#36
Amy does not have implants. She happens to be like me. We are petite women who have more tissue than fat in our boobs. When we lose weight, we still have our boobs. And our boobs look bigger because we have small petite bodies. I am a small 34C when I was stressed out at work. I am now a full 34C and weight 108 pounds at 5'2".
52. Fit & Petite in the OC - February 13, 2008 3:52 PM
Amy knows how to flatter her body. I like wearing the same type of skirt because it looks great on my petite body. I also have 34C boobs and love to show off my natural cleavage; just like Amy.
53. Sweet Petite - February 13, 2008 3:57 PM
It looks like Amy put on some weight because her breasts are getting bigger. I am the same way as Amy and I love it. When I loose weight ; I still have my nice size breasts for my petite body. And when I gain weight; my breasts get bigger. It is a win win situation for us!
54. Tatoo Free for Me! - February 13, 2008 3:59 PM
If Amy gets together with this guy Blake, at least she does not have to remove the Blake tatoo on her body. What a great situation! I love Amy's soulful voice.
55. Igottabemeeee - February 13, 2008 4:47 PM
Yeah shit, that happens to me all the time too.
My petite 5' frame can barely hold up my giant DDD breasts *giggle*... Then if I eat one dry cracker and gain a single pound they shoot out into breasts so large I need a wheelbarrow to hold them up. Then Brad Pitt comes by to give me my colonic.
56. Mofoghetto - February 13, 2008 4:52 PM
She just finished blowing Blake for his last sparkle of China White...look at her missing lipstick!! ...and the 'after-sex-cigarette' ...
57. Fit & Petite in the OC - February 13, 2008 4:54 PM
#55 Igottabemeeee:
lol!
I love a sense of humor. Oh the joys of being fit and petite and looking hot with full 34Cs!
58. lys - February 13, 2008 4:54 PM
I think I used to smoke crack with him
59. misery bunny - February 13, 2008 5:47 PM
# 51, 57
see link at post 43. y'all are smokin too much amy winehouse.
60. Whinnyhouse - February 13, 2008 6:03 PM
Fake tits on this bitch, I am so SICK of the sight of these women starved to nothing with fake tits. I think her music is tedious crap too, yeah I do - it's SHIT!
61. jamie - February 13, 2008 6:17 PM
is it just me or do those two look frighteningly alike?? when i first scrolled down I saw Blake and thought shit, Amy's looking even worse than usual.
62. Jodie - February 13, 2008 6:41 PM
I guess from now on she can only date people called Blake otherwise the tattoos won't match up...
63. UNCLE NED - February 13, 2008 7:45 PM
I used to hate her, but now she's my favorite.
I think I just miss Lindsay and her drug-induced anger, but now I've found Amy.
Her self-destructive hatred is such a turn on, but if Lindsay ever falls off the wagon, she would definitely be my #1 again.
64. ds - February 13, 2008 8:28 PM
#51 - i'm 5'2 and106 lbs with 36C tits so HA!
65. derya - February 13, 2008 9:05 PM
that guy in the pic isn't blake
66. francesca - February 13, 2008 9:15 PM
HEY! AMY WINEHOUSE IS DATING BOO RADLEY
67. Meateater - February 13, 2008 9:57 PM
And that, ladies and gentleman, is why I will never be a vegan. It's scientifically proven to turn you in to a zombie and make your head 3 feet high.
68. K L Misenheimer - February 13, 2008 10:02 PM
Finally, a man with long hair! If she doesn't want him, I'll take him. I love Baudelaire's poetry... And I'm drug free... God, he's hot!!
69. K L Misenheimer - February 13, 2008 10:02 PM
Finally, a man with long hair! If she doesn't want him, I'll take him. I love Baudelaire's poetry... And I'm drug free... God, he's hot!!
70. severn - February 13, 2008 10:07 PM
Did you guys see her profile on 'Richkiss.com'? There're many nice pics of her. Wait a moment, I'll check it out to see if she is a real member there.
71. Eric - February 13, 2008 10:08 PM
I'd do her.
72. hausfrau - February 13, 2008 11:37 PM
He is a perfect example of why people should eat meat.
73. Scott - February 14, 2008 2:44 AM
Has anyone noticed the size of this guys melon....Holy Hell! That thing has, at least, 3 moons revolving around it.
74. Narcissist - February 14, 2008 3:25 AM
@50 That's what got me. Special lens? Dudes head looks like 15 inches/38.1 centimeters high (for you british metric WIERDOS!)
That striped shirt guy in the last picture looks photoshopped. Real people don't look like that.
Amy looks relatively sanitary here.
75. alex oz - February 14, 2008 5:33 AM
sexy moma
amy we love ya !!!
76. momo - February 14, 2008 9:02 AM
hey #31, show me those tisues.....
77. lili - February 14, 2008 10:03 AM
i don't think that girl would ever betray blaaaaaake. she's OBSESSED about blaaaaake.
but blaaaaaake is kinda hot, really.
78. Stimpy'sBitch - February 14, 2008 2:55 PM
I don't know about you guys, but I am already getting nostalgic for the zombie crack-whore that we have come to love....
79. daizycakes - February 14, 2008 3:06 PM
Hey #70. I saw her profile on zombiesex.com. There's many nice pics of her on there, too. You should go check it out and see if it's "real."
80. Sam - February 14, 2008 3:08 PM
#64
You must have broad shoulders if you are a 36C. You probably look a little stocky being a 36 and petite. Oh well, I'm sure you look hot anyway.
81. Get Real People - February 14, 2008 3:12 PM
#60 Jealous One lol!
See comment #51
82. Wake Up People - February 14, 2008 3:52 PM
#64
I believe #51 was trying to make a point that Amy does not have implants. Please try not to feel competitive with women about their bodies and be more supportive. Women need to learn how to treat other women with respect and quit acting catty.
83. sweets - February 14, 2008 8:28 PM
Jesus Mary and Joseph!!!
what the fuck is with Amys pants and skirts always being pulled up to her friggin nipples? I know she doesn't have any hips to give her a guideline of where to stop pulling but doesn't she have a mirror. A mirror. Haha that was a good one.
And her boyfriend.....well he looks like he could be guilty of faggotry, but not in the good man on man action way. In the way where you really just want to pound the living shit out of him everytime he is visible. And what is with the dark brown stains around his eyes? Is he smoking cigars through his eye sockets because his mouth is too busy whining pooetry? Thats right I said Pooetry. Its crap.
That is what my anus looked like before I heard about asshole bleaching. Now it is creamy and dreamy as Paris Hiltons face, only without the herpes.
84. Blondamnation - February 15, 2008 12:15 AM
WoWWW, 51, 52,53, you three crazy wild gals from Minesooota?, Just the names you chose for yourselves alone (sweetie petitie???) and the fact that you call yourself "we" when talking about Amy Fucking Winehouse...
there's no way 3 dorks ina row defended AMy Winehouse's crack-infused figure~please tell me youy're the same person...! SHe looks like she has 3 heads and the legs of a 2 year old.
85. ciak - February 15, 2008 5:47 AM
well, Amy is not a beauty, but she is a character, she has a nice smile, a lovely voice and this makes her very sexy.
concerning the Blake guy, he looks like a dumb ghost!!!!!
86. Sweet and Fit and Petite and Not Stressed Out - February 15, 2008 11:33 AM
#84
You are a hateful person. I hope you find peace of mind soon.
Peace be With You.
87. Get a Clue - February 15, 2008 5:07 PM
# 84 Blondamnation:
The petite ladies used "We" meaning "Body Type"
88. LOL! - February 15, 2008 5:11 PM
I am making a comment to #84.
Now there are 3 comments in a row about #84.
#84 Do not hate people for being petite.
70 percent of Americans are 30 pounds or more over weight .
I suspect you are one of the 70 percent that are over weight.
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90. yourmama - February 18, 2008 6:11 PM
LOL @ the first post :-)
91. Drake - February 19, 2008 11:20 PM
Dude looks like someone shaved a wookie!
92. withgoddess - February 19, 2008 11:37 PM
I would die to have those legs....how dare she bounce back from skid row looking chic. Of course I adore her, This is the better of the two Zombie companions. Another Blake...how ODD!!!
93. 3Q089TU NQ=0r9 - April 15, 2008 2:46 PM
I call chicken cutlets & a push up bra. ^_^ I saw her topless pic and I have more than she does, and I need help to create that much cleavage. I don't think she could lay off drugs long enough to get implants, IMO.
That dude is prob a type O blood type, making his vegan diet turn him into an anemic. He needs to at least down some fish or yogurt, yooo!
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