Feb 5 2008Adnan Ghalib and Lynne Spears? Eh, maybe?
Adnan Ghalib visited Britney Spears in the hospital yesterday for about 20 minutes. He apparently was really sad when he left. Presumably since his gravy train is on lockdown. However, initial reports said Lynne Spears kicked Adnan out, but now OK! Magazine is saying that Lynne and Adnan are getting along:
Many had speculated that Lynne had taken to Adnan in the days leading up to Britney's hospitalization, especially when the two rode together to the hospital last week while his archenemy Sam Lutfi and Brit's cousin, Alli Sims, were left to ride in their own cars.
Holy crap! She is trying to steal Adnan! Britney was right. My God, what else could she have been right about? Maybe endangering your children is the secret to life. Quick, somebody let me borrow their kids. I'll give them right back. I promise. I just want to erratically drive up and down the freeway with them in the backseat. They'll be totally safe. My car is so full of empty liquor bottles there's hardly any room to bounce around. Just ask my date last night. Ha ha! But, no, seriously, she's still back there. I stop searching on my lunch break.
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Reader Comments
1. mrs.t - February 5, 2008 3:35 PM
Make sure to wear your gay skull t-shirt under your matching gay skull hoodie, WITH your gay-ass dark wash jean slacks. And definitely keep up with the landing strip on your chin-it's perfect.
2. Sara - February 5, 2008 3:35 PM
He's fuckin creepy.
3. FRIST!!! - February 5, 2008 3:35 PM
It took me ten minutes to read that..
4. p - February 5, 2008 3:36 PM
first i think....still don't know what all the fuss is about
5. p - February 5, 2008 3:38 PM
oh what the fuck?..guess i'm not first after all.....anyway this guy is so fucking ugly its not funny......what do they see in him anyway?
6. p - February 5, 2008 3:39 PM
oh what the fuck?..guess i'm not first after all.....anyway this guy is so fucking ugly its not funny......what do they see in him anyway?
7. Sid - February 5, 2008 3:40 PM
Britney and Adnan were having a great visit, and then 50 Cent told him to get the fuck off the stage. That was the best part.
8. Ang - February 5, 2008 3:44 PM
What's wrong with fucking your daughter's fucker who's fucking her only to fuck her over with fucked up naked pictures and videos of nasty fucking? Especially if you're both in the same car because it's time to visit her in the locked ward of the mental hospital.
9. Unnatural Observer - February 5, 2008 3:46 PM
Even dung beetles don't fight over random poop balls. A new low for the Family Spears!!
10. Rat - February 5, 2008 3:51 PM
Why has he not been deported!
Fucking arab scum!
11. FRIST!!! - February 5, 2008 3:55 PM
#10, he has a work visa. You know, cause he's in "the" business..
12. Binky - February 5, 2008 3:55 PM
Well - look on the bright side.
At least now we have paparazzi taking pictures of the paparazzi.
Kinda nicely sums thing up I think.
13. Famous Plastic - February 5, 2008 3:57 PM
They deserve each other. Ha.
14. Wendy - February 5, 2008 4:00 PM
If he's actually licking Lynne, shouldn't his landing strip have gray hair in it?
15. Auntie Kryst - February 5, 2008 4:02 PM
I reckon Lynne Spear's publishers want to know about this. I don't understand why a good Chreestshun (Christian for for non-hillbillys) would ride in a car with a known muslim adulterer. Mayhaps times are a changin. I hear tell they're building a mosque in Dogpatch.
16. mimi - February 5, 2008 4:04 PM
U SUK Fish-head!
17. anbmee - February 5, 2008 4:08 PM
He is so handsome. he posted his personal ad on a celebrities dating site called "SearchingMillionaire.com". I just visited his profile page. Seems he is very popular there.
18. Guy - February 5, 2008 4:22 PM
I only just noticed his bulge o_o
19. causeyourhot - February 5, 2008 4:30 PM
Get your save Britney t-shirt
causeyourhot.com
SAVE BRITNEY
20. FRIST!!! - February 5, 2008 4:32 PM
#17 does not have a work visa..
21. Hank - February 5, 2008 4:45 PM
So does Adnan pull it out of Lynne's ass and skeet in Britney's face, or pull it out of Britney's ass and skeet in Lynne's face? It either explains Britney's pimples or Lynne's squinting.
22. everyone's unfavorite - February 5, 2008 4:49 PM
True work at its best. you can never know, honestly.
23. FRIST!!! - February 5, 2008 4:57 PM
Whatever happened to Fishstick? She was so funny. She had the best job EVER. Where are you FISHSTICK???
Sorry, feeling nostalgic. Nostalgic and BORED..
24. Iggy - February 5, 2008 5:01 PM
I read that Lynne can't have an orgasm anymore unless she tastes her daughter's ass on the guy's cock.
25. lorraine - February 5, 2008 5:05 PM
i'm not a britney fan....
i'm a mother of 6
Britney's mother needs a reality check
if she couldn't take care of her daughter as she was rising
to be a music star how in the heck is she
be and handle and teach her 16 year old lil girl Jamie lynn
to become a great mother to her newborn.
26. lorraine - February 5, 2008 5:05 PM
i'm not a britney fan....
i'm a mother of 6
Britney's mother needs a reality check
if she couldn't take care of her daughter as she was rising
to be a music star how in the heck is she
be and handle and teach her 16 year old lil girl Jamie lynn
to become a great mother to her newborn.
27. lorraine - February 5, 2008 5:05 PM
i'm not a britney fan....
i'm a mother of 6
Britney's mother needs a reality check
if she couldn't take care of her daughter as she was rising
to be a music star how in the heck is she
be and handle and teach her 16 year old lil girl Jamie lynn
to become a great mother to her newborn.
28. FRIST!!! - February 5, 2008 5:16 PM
lorraine, mother of 6...you hit the post button like you spread your legs: way, way too often.
29. PunkA - February 5, 2008 5:21 PM
well, FRIST, at least she(25-27) was just populating the webpage this time, eh??? Either that or she just pumped out triplets to make it 9.
30. woodhorse - February 5, 2008 5:54 PM
The Hair! Lynne! Make him fix his damn hair. If you can fix Britney you can fix that damn hair.
31. FRIST!!! - February 5, 2008 6:09 PM
#28 and 29 ?????
32. gimmy - February 5, 2008 8:04 PM
come one guys Adnan is handsome I like him K-Fed was a real jerk at least this guy has a job
33. Mai - February 5, 2008 9:03 PM
*Bursts out laughing*
And just when I thought things wouldn´t get any worse...
I´m calling bullshit on this one, but, man, it´s such an amusing thought...
34. eXtasyStef - February 5, 2008 9:11 PM
Two white-trash twits fighting over a guy who buys his clothes at K-Fed's yard sale. Hmmm.
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
35. D. Richards (Whore.) - February 6, 2008 12:53 AM
Oh, denim. Everybody's doin' it.
36. Janine - February 6, 2008 5:14 AM
Why does everyone hate him so much? I saw his interview and I believe that he actually cares about her. Of course, I could be wrong but I would guess that he cares more than that Sam dude. He is not getting any money from Britney, and hasn't sold any pics of her, so what exactly is he getting if he's just in it for the money??? He strikes me as sincere, I don't why, I just think he is.
37. Sissy - February 6, 2008 12:17 PM
I am interested in this, so does my friend Lawrence, a millionaire member of a wealthy&beauty dating site called (MillMatch.com), seems Hilltion and Britney often go there to seek passion and love
38. Lisa - February 8, 2008 12:58 AM
he looks like he is retarded