Jan 22 2008Viggo Mortensen will not cross the picket line for Oscar

eww.

hohoho

MMMMMMmmmmmmm! Nothing wrong here.....

I would still sex him.

But sadly, I must add, I've seen nursing home patients with nicer nekkid bodies than Viggo's.

Bleaaaahhh.....thats like super gross!!!!

Denisha, Ewwww? .......don't tell me, your drinking grape drink and polishing up on your Ebonics, right?

Funny how so many people think because you're an actor that you are somehow better endowed than everyone else.

This vid proves how average most are.

This ought to get him into the WWE for sure.

ha ha ha @6 - how DO you find the time to post AND brush out all your My Pretty Ponies?

Where are the hobbits in that photo? Am I missing something?

Who the CRAP is this guy??? He looks like Kevin Klein on crack..

That was a fucking great scene!

I hope they do THAT. EXACTLY. in the new Indiana Jones movie. OH, INDY!

I didn't think it was that bad....you hardly saw much more that a quick frontal. That's not nearly what you're able to see when a woman has a 'naked' scene.
Viggo gets nominated for showing a little peen? Please!

Nooooooooooooooooo Fuck this guy used be smoking hot!!!!!

Eh, I think I'd still boink him.

Again with the solid steel abs?

Colonel Sanders: The Early Years

Adorable.

His dong is miniscule and the male body is anything but artistic.

The rationale for this male-bonding sauna scene is... ?

It doesn't matter what Viggo will or will not do, because Daniel Day Lewis will win the Oscar. Holla.

@18..the point is now p0nk has something to masturbate to.

He seriously looks like a 'tard.

No offense to 'tards.

Unh-uhhh he is sexxy. I like Viggo, chics dig Viggo I would say. I mean he's a little weird, but.... hey I like my boys to be cut from a different cloth, right.

His weiner is small.

he's VERY sexy

I can never look at him again w/o thinking of that infamous penis shower romp in Eastern Promises. Good movie, but come on...how many times do you need to show the flacid penis flopping around? Enough already!!!

My goodness! The good Lord thy God didn't create man so some Godless Russian can go around showin' his wiggly worm to every Tom, Dick, and Mary. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go change my unmentionables.

And who the hell cares. Is this the fish's attempt to humor thoae that are tired of the Britney and Amy post all day every day?

3:56 - 3:19 = 37 minutes from the time the video was posted until Jimbo finished masturbating and typed a comment. Not too shabby.

PENIS!!!!!

That's a blood bath, not a shower scene.

OH.MY.GOODNESS!
Loved that entire scene!
Can I say..ouuuuch to the knife in the eyeball?
Love Viggo <3

OH.MY.GOODNESS!
Loved that entire scene!
Can I say..ouuuuch to the knife in the eyeball?
Love Viggo <3

The only reason it took Jimbo that long was because 35 of those 37 minutes were spent looking for his anal beads (which incidentally, he found in his ass) and lighting candles to set the mood.

#17---funny...Hey, Fish most of these comments are funnier than you are!

The Vlad-the Impaler look is so chic right now. All the boys are doing it.

The Vlad-the Impaler look is so chic right now. All boys are doing it.

Ok, he hasn't got the biggest schnozzle in the world but I bet he'd know exactly how to work it.
It fills me with unfathomable sadness that I'll never get to find out.
Oh, and he is one of the most beautiful men in the world,

#37 - Lizzy, I'm there with yah. He is HOT. And, that movie was really good.

I feel like tearing my clothes off whenever I see this fucker. sheeeee--it!

What the hell happened to Stryder? He went all pansy ass on us! I blame the damn hobbitses.

If Viggi Mortensen didn't snort ecstasy and coke on this pic,than i'm mother's most dear.

Im glad he wont. Scabs are the lowest of low. SOLIDARITY

#40 Don't be blaming the hobbits! You should know it's those limp-wristed elves that made him a wuss.

Viggo is SEXY. I don't care if the penie is teeny in this scene. I don't think most men would have a giganto going while getting their ass kicked. And he was married to Exene.

Gruesome scene.

But Viggo is HOT. I've loved him since Crimson Tide. Macho gorgeous!

Gruesome scene.

But Viggo is HOT. I've loved him since Crimson Tide. Macho gorgeous! Why can't other 50 year old men look like him. *sigh*

wow, how much would you hate to be playing the bad guys, with Viggos naked and shrivelled organs being pressed against you from many many different angles. And to then have him start grunting ontop of you like hes trying to pass a particularly difficult bowel movement while you die... thats success for you

Cold room shrinkage maybe?

If nothing else, the guy has the balls to let the world know it's tiny, if that's the case.

Cold room shrinkage maybe?

If nothing else, the guy has the balls to let the world know it's tiny, if that's the case.

Viggo is pure sex. I don't care for the Civil War beard but I would stand in line for seconds if he were wearing a dress.

Now, I shall go and scrape my eyeballs across the cement to remove this horrid image of Viggo penis from my brain. It's never hotties like Ryan Reynolds that want to show their man-flesh.

Umm, I love the civil war beard and viggo wears it well. He is hot and that scene fucking rocks!

All that blood and violence and the big concern is a wee-willy winkie? Man are priorities askew.

Nudity = good and natural
Violence and killing = not so much

Wally, I feel really bad. Please cheer me up?

Put a couple of horns on his head and he is a dead ringer for Satan!!!

oh, I'm slow to observe. 28 = very funny.

Come on, give me him a break. Like he is supposed to be fully engorged during an insanely bloody knife fight? Viggo is probably just a grower.

wow...eww.
if i didn't HATE women, i would totally be a lesbian after seeing this. yuck, if that is what men actually look like, i'm staying a virgin, thanks.

Yet another reason not to go to a jail themed Turkish bath.

I've heard that men with smaller non-erect penises get even larger erections. So don't despair about his dick.

oh man the only thing worse than when a naked man beats you is when a naked man P'ones you in the eye!!

I hope I'm fucking ripped when i'm 50

I would go there to get my Oscar! What does the primadonnas strike got to do with the Oscars? They are on strike, let them strike, that is, let them not work on their dream jobs. What do any awards got to do with that shit?

Great fucking flick.

i'd love to be in the middle of a Viggo -Daniel Day-Lewis sandwich anyday. those two weirdos have to fuck like deviants.

He is a cuttie. I love him. I saw his profile on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com where Charlie Sheen found his new match last March. Is he single now? Just curious

that haircut.. that beard.. spitting image of the head cashier at my favorite fetish bakery and school supplies shop. Same vapid look of a spiritual cheeseball trying to find intensity and purpose. Christ, Viggo really IS head cashier Klaus Bentschlong... his secret identity is unveiled... FIRST!

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Seriously, why couldn't he have a little towel that seems to miraculously stay on no matter what he does like every other movie. Oh that's right, to get an Oscar.

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they should have edited out his weener but man what a fucking awesome scene - then he sticks it in the fat guys EYE! how awesome is THAT!

WHO?

Ricockulous, 2 things.
1) I do not speak Ebonics, whatever it is.
2) I do not drink grape juice.

i dig viggo m any which way!

If you watched the SAG awards tonight. There was a photo of Viggo next to Javier Bardem. whew! My temperature rose. What I would do to be the meat bewteen a Viggo and Javier sandwich!

Viggo has got sex appeal. It oozes out of him. Mmm um mmm!

He looks skinnier in this clip than I remember him looking in the movie. Anyway, he's like waaaaay too skinny. I like this scene. It's a really interesting dance sort of thing and it's in exactly the right place in the movie. I liked the movie but I won't watch it again. For directing I would nominate this movie for the Academy Award. Sorry VM.

@51

Violet you disgusting retard. Viggo is not "tiny." End your penis stupidity and your miserable existence with a bullet to your fat. Long live lustry Russian cock.

Long live The Revolution!!!!!!

You guys are stupid. I thought Vigo had a big penis, considering that he wasn't hard. Trust me, I know about big penises! =)