Jan 25 2008Tony Romo didn't fumble Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson’s attorneys are going after OK! Magazine. The latest issue claims Tony Romo kicked Jessica to the curb after losing the playoffs. The article also says Ashlee Simpson is trying to distance herself from Jessica. Both of these claims are false, according to TMZ:
Simpson's lawyers have sent a letter to OK!'s Editor-in-Chief, Sarah Ivens, claiming OK!'s article is bogus, adding that Jess and Tony are still together and that Ashlee and Jessica remain close. The attorneys say the article reflects a "smear campaign" and has subjected Simpson to "public contempt, ridicule, aversion or disgrace."
The lawyers want OK! to "immediately publish a prominent and unambiguous" retraction.
I’m suing OK! Magazine too. I thought Jessica Simpson was single and mine for the taking. I even bought a bunch of Mexican Viagra and the always romantic box of wine. Of course, I kind of drank all the wine last night then took the Viagra. I’ve been knocking stuff off my co-workers’ desks all morning. Hey, Larry, you filing those papers? *swings around* Ha ha, not anymore! I should get a raise for this.
Photo: Splash News
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Reader Comments
1. Kick her to the Curb - January 25, 2008 2:11 PM
This is all very confusing to me.
2. WTF - January 25, 2008 2:12 PM
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3. Cate - January 25, 2008 2:12 PM
Nice hat, you dumb shit
4. Snarf - January 25, 2008 2:12 PM
People in Texas are fucking Idiots and blame Romo's lousy performance on Simpson. They act like he is the only NFL player with a girl in the stands.
Jimmy Dean Sausage eating donkey fuckers..
5. Snarf - January 25, 2008 2:13 PM
People in Texas are fucking Idiots and blame Romo's lousy performance on Simpson. They act like he is the only NFL player with a girl in the stands.
Jimmy Dean Sausage eating donkey fuckers..
6. FRIST!!! - January 25, 2008 2:14 PM
Is it fixed yet???
7. Maytal - January 25, 2008 2:15 PM
Another Jessica Simpson item.... who cares!!!!!!
8. Nopey - January 25, 2008 2:16 PM
I wound't touch that with the dick of D. Richards!
9. PunkA - January 25, 2008 2:18 PM
Jess has nice DD's. Look at the suckers. There is no containing them. Except when her dad, Joe, has them in his hands, as usual. The perv.
10. FRIST!!! - January 25, 2008 2:21 PM
Wow I just keep commenting and commenting...where do they go???
11. Auto-Erotic-Asphixiation - January 25, 2008 2:28 PM
She kind of looks like my puppy right after I whapped his ass with a news paper for pissin in the house
" WTF ? "
12. ph7 - January 25, 2008 2:47 PM
Great pic!
If her career washes out, she can play the girl on the corn field on Hee Haw
13. Biff Henderson - January 25, 2008 2:50 PM
I really want to hit that. Joe Simpson and all.
14. Tapeworm - January 25, 2008 3:06 PM
Will someone please punch this crazy cow in the head?
15. RichPort - January 25, 2008 3:57 PM
Show of hands... am I the only one that wants to kick her in the head..?
Good... it's not just me...
16. Sauron - January 25, 2008 3:57 PM
' Tony Romo didn't fumble Jessica Simpson'.Are we still talking english here or Swahili?
17. eastcoastgirl - January 25, 2008 4:02 PM
who cares?
18. grobpilot - January 25, 2008 4:02 PM
That first pic makes her look like a fembot just before her fucking head explodes
19. Lowlands - January 25, 2008 4:08 PM
#16] It's about a horny import Italian and a cartoon character.I'm intrigued.
20. D. Richards (Saint.) - January 25, 2008 4:11 PM
In this photo, Jessica's trainer's telling her to sit; stay - stay - gewood girl! Who's my good girl? You're my good girl! What a cute wittle puppy-wuppy dog.
Bitch.
21. Conscience Found - January 25, 2008 4:22 PM
Shes purty
22. Tits McCholo - January 25, 2008 4:39 PM
She looks like a human puppy dog.
23. Kristina - January 25, 2008 4:52 PM
She is worthless in every possible way. Her career is non-existent at this point, and her home state has turned against her. Go into a cave and stay there.
24. Robbie - January 25, 2008 4:58 PM
You all ready got the raise the night before.. ka ching
25. my comment - January 25, 2008 5:16 PM
She looks like she's about to say, "But Wil-burrrrrrr~!"
26. whatever - January 25, 2008 5:29 PM
This picture reminds me that it's not nice to make fun of retarded children.
27. CougarTexas - January 25, 2008 5:38 PM
Love her.
You hateful jackasses.
28. Miss Anthrope - January 25, 2008 5:51 PM
@23: You are 100% on point.
The mere sight of this vacuous moron makes me want to hurl.
She is borderline retarded, has very little talent and still makes millions of dollars.
She should really shut her fucking mouth and thank her lucky stars that she makes millions, in spite of the fact that she is a complete waste of space.
Not that I am bitter or anything.
29. soft hits - January 25, 2008 5:51 PM
FUMBLE??
I'm expecting INTENTIONAL GROUNDING
it only a matter of time.
30. p0nk - January 25, 2008 6:03 PM
"no jessica, your helmet, not your pink cowboy hat, now hurry up the bus is here"
31. Binky - January 25, 2008 6:04 PM
Binky: Test . Test . One. two. Is this tuna ? '9/11 was an inside job' Test. One. two.
Public at LARGE : Ok. Binky - we 'get' it. 'The servers were down'.No comment.
Binky : Yeah. Right. Gr8 pubs. For a while there visiting this site I thought I was ,like, completely trapped 'Time Tunnel' mid 2006 - recess type thing.
Not that I'm against ...'retro' but...
Cliff Notes : But 9/11 was an Inside job.
32. Ted from LA - January 25, 2008 6:07 PM
Hi Binky.
As for the photo above, who in the hell takes a picture of Jessica's head? What a rookie error.
33. Binky - January 25, 2008 6:13 PM
Good point Ted.
34. Clem - January 25, 2008 6:35 PM
Where am I?
35. Binky - January 25, 2008 6:46 PM
#34 Where am I ? Who knows ?
But I want to be a cowboy...
( And in other news 9/11 was an inside job. )
Personally, I'm all for T.O. and his crew heading for Washington in the off season and scoring a few REAL touchdowns ( as they say in the industry)
36. Clem - January 25, 2008 6:50 PM
@35, I'm with you there dude, as Public enemy said when they had no idea how prophetic they were being, "911 is a joke". Word.
But, Jessica Simpson for me is serrrr-MOKIN hot and regardless of what some buttholes say about her wrecking some team she can come round and eat crackers in my bed any time.
37. Binky - January 25, 2008 6:59 PM
" I want to be a Cowboy' is a friggin' song from somewhere. If no one gets my fucking pathos..... - I'm willing to deal with it. .
Etc.
I can deal with this.. Etc.
Well ok # 35 - she's kinda cute , but I don't know about the crackers.
Etc.
38. Binky - January 25, 2008 7:09 PM
# 36*
( We're metric up here - etc)
39. Ted from LA - January 25, 2008 7:25 PM
It's "I could have been a cowboy," Bink. Word.
In case I can't post tonight. Here is my comment for the next Amy Winehouse thread:
I've had hard-ons last longer than that rehab stint.
40. Binky - January 25, 2008 7:51 PM
Bragger
41. CougarTexas - January 25, 2008 8:02 PM
Binky - - - Ted - - - you two wanna get a room? Fuckola. Exchange emails and go there.
42. Jennifer - January 25, 2008 8:58 PM
She was said to have a personal account on 'BillionaireCupid.com' club with her hot pictures and blogs there. The site is getting hotter and hotter, cuz quite a few millionaires and celebrities tend to go there.
43. Rat - January 25, 2008 9:19 PM
She's a human fuck-toy!
44. Binky - January 25, 2008 11:05 PM
Right on # 41 Cougar - Texas
Welcome to the site ( I mean that seriously) Like Welcome x
Like really. A room? A room with you baby.( Feel free to roar to me 'cougar')
( Don't forget the Listerine)
Any comments on 9/11 ? Or are you another Gonzo Alonzo ?
Cliff Notes :'I don't know why they say 'goodbye' - I say' hello'.
Binky : Good plan Cliff - was watching Craig Furgeson (sp?) last night with Ringo Star and - believe me - the whole room was dancing.
45. comeon - January 26, 2008 12:18 AM
Jennifer Simpson is naturally beautiful. I heard that she just broke up with Tony. Hope everything is ok with her. Just wanna tell you ppl something about me:
---------------------
I am a beautiful girl and sexy . I just want to take this chance to find good man here for dating or marriage. If you are interested, check my profile and photos out at WealthyRomance.com. 1BEAUTY4U is my username.
46. Capitanne - January 26, 2008 12:21 AM
Go ahead and sue, Chesty, but it's just a matter of time. You were born to be passed around. Daddy knows best. After breaking up your marriage to archnemesis Nick Lachey, Joe Pimpson has been free to market you - his beloved dimwitted, big boobed daughter in exchange for a one-way ticket from Palookaville, box seats at Cowboy games and God knows what else. Touching...
47. Binky - January 26, 2008 12:46 AM
So. # 45 46 Cool man.
But how 'bout that 9/11 thing ?
Inside job ?
48. Binky - January 26, 2008 12:56 AM
Binky : Oh come on now # 45 46...
Completely brain dead - or a shill ?
( Sometimes it's tuff to separate the pricks)
Speak - we're all here ready for you to educate us.
Cliff Notes : Put them on a milk carton.
49. Binky - January 26, 2008 1:06 AM
Well ok - #45-46 may have been 'on their way to the toilets', as they say in the industry.
And not here to refute my Carroll Quigley thesis. etc...
\Whatever.
Blow me.
50. lg - January 26, 2008 5:57 AM
#199 You are completely insane. I love it.
51. Liz - January 26, 2008 11:32 AM
She's had wrinkles since her early 20's, the girl will not age well.
52. dude on a wire - January 26, 2008 5:06 PM
I'm wondering if this straight to DVD masterpiece will finally put Jessy on the road to respect that she rightfully deserves? I see her somewhere between a real hot Meryl Streep and Jodie Foster (before it was painfully obvious that she played for the other team).
If you can't see her with an Oscar in hand by the time she is 30 you are missing the brilliance of her unheralded performance in the "Dukes..." - a timeless performance. If the jealousy wasn't so rampant in H'wood over her star power she would already be getting dibs on the best scripts.
53. Who's She Kidding..? - January 26, 2008 7:20 PM
[QUOTE who="TMZ"]The attorneys say the article reflects a "smear campaign" and has subjected Simpson to "public contempt, ridicule, aversion or disgrace."
[/QUOTE]
Jessica Simpson..
Has subjected "HERSELF" to"public contempt, ridicule, aversion and digrace".
Hell, she should be suing HER Father..
Joe Simpson's just plain CREEPY.
Go Hide for a couple years Jess..you're embarrassing.
54. Bobby - January 26, 2008 8:11 PM
I wouldn't fumble those DD's either!
55. woodhorse - January 26, 2008 8:46 PM
Pulp Verbalizations. Fish runs this site like a well oiled machine.
56. ack - January 26, 2008 9:00 PM
i don't care to even know where that pic of her is from, but i will say it's absolutely heinous. she should be tarred and feathered if she tries to weasel her way into another movie.
57. Inside Job - January 27, 2008 1:21 AM
Oh you mean like the war on natural resources waged anywhere there are such? You mean 911 was a staged ruse to convince the idiotic masses that we need to do this? I like how there are so many rich here now at the complete and utter expense of the poor. Cool. Ha! Let the economy tank. Who cares they have stocks in the right places. Let our money flow out of this ravaged nation into the portfolios of the globalists. It's the patriotic thing to do.
Hell steel can melt at any temperature they say it can. Neoalchemy.
No big deal there is plenty of oil and water to last zillions of years. Fuck global warming there are 60 million earth-like planets in this galaxy alone. We can pull up our roots any time we want (if we could just get those trees to stop dying).
Vote Republican. Support the war against the poor. Sig Krieg.
58. CougarTexas - January 27, 2008 1:35 PM
Binky Baby, I'll have to pass on the room this time... still taking antibiotics to treat this pesky, ahem, um anyway.
9/11 was 100% planned, staged and executed. Watch the flick Loose Change 911 and let me know what you think. Powerful shit.
Bush is Satan in the flesh.
59. Ted from LA - January 27, 2008 4:05 PM
Jesus Christ. Why don't you two get a room.
60. Binky - January 27, 2008 7:03 PM
I've gotta get more.
61. Binky - January 27, 2008 7:07 PM
out* more
(oh shit)
Public at LARGE : And #49 which industry is it where they say 'we're on our way to the toilets ?'
Binky: Often heard on the factory floor. Many industries really
Foreman guy - Where are YOU going ?
Worker : I'm just on my way to the toilets
62. Binky - January 27, 2008 11:38 PM
#57 #58 - seen the show
Where do we go from here ? Don't really know.
But - It's gr8 to see there actually are many 'Truthers' on this site. Cheers.
You guys tend to keep pretty quiet.
We're not going away.
(What happened to BarbadoSlim ?)
63. Judd - January 28, 2008 10:05 AM
That huge mole on the side of her face is totally nasty!! Of course, I'd still let her suck my dick and I'd bang her too!
64. Pilatunes - January 28, 2008 11:25 AM
That's the same look of disappointment she had last time I tried to splooge on her face and it shot past her ear instead.