Jan 17 2008Tom Cruise saved New York after 9/11
These Scientology videos of Tom Cruise have been popping up left and right the past few days, but then disappear just as quickly. The church's lawyers are working overtime to get them off YouTube. This latest one is Tom Cruise claiming he saved New York City firefighters after 9/11. The narration is ass horrible and Tom Cruise is creepy as hell in full Scientology mode. I'm kind of afraid he's going to kick in my shins (anything above my knees is safe) and crawl into my body in a crazed hunt for toxins.
NOTE: If this video no longer works right after I post this, sorry!
EDIT: Lord Xenu strikes again. It's down.

Reader Comments
1. TS - January 17, 2008 12:16 PM
FIRST you TC cock suckers
2. Asfad - January 17, 2008 12:17 PM
First? :P
3. MoronicShitney - January 17, 2008 12:17 PM
GODDAMN it's gone already!
4. Homer - January 17, 2008 12:18 PM
Mr. Cruise, I find your ideas intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
5. FRIST!!! - January 17, 2008 12:20 PM
I can't watch it anyway, no add ons..
6. Starchasm - January 17, 2008 12:20 PM
Wow, their lawyers work faaaaaast.
7. Matthew - January 17, 2008 12:22 PM
tom cruise save firefigters during 9-11-01? that is one BS stories froma wacked out man FREEEEEEEEEEEE KATIE AND TCLTC
8. pointandlaugh - January 17, 2008 12:23 PM
dammit it is gone already. :(
9. Rachel - January 17, 2008 12:25 PM
I completely disagree with the critics of Scientology. We are now in the age of One World, globally connected, and only the science-based belief system of Scientology has the strength and validity to unite all people. In fact, it almost makes me want to...sing...
There comes a time
When we head a certain call
When the world must come together as one
There are people dying
And it's time to lend a hand to life
The greatest gift of all
We can't go on
Pretending day by day
That someone, somewhere will soon make a change
We are all a part of
God's great big family
And the truth, you know love is all we need
We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let's start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and me
Send them your heart
So they'll know that someone cares
And their lives will be stronger and free
As God has shown us by turning stone to bread
So we all must lend a helping hand
We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let's start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and me
When you're down and out
There seems no hope at all
But if you just believe
There's no way we can fall
Well, well, well, well, let us realize
That a change will only come
When we stand together as one
We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let's start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and me
10. theShizaan - January 17, 2008 12:27 PM
Hey, posting lyrics to songs was my idea!
Tom Cruise is the anti-Christ
11. Gigi - January 17, 2008 12:27 PM
Hahaha. I was just watching one on youtube and they've taken it off while I was watching it!!
Too late! I get to watch the whole thing now :D
12. Si - January 17, 2008 12:28 PM
http://www.snarkygossip.com/2008/01/16/the-tom-cruise-scientology-video-watch-it-here/
If you're desperate to watch it....here's the sendspace link...
http://www.sendspace.com/file/3f44n0
13. mkell - January 17, 2008 12:30 PM
Holy CRAP, that was fast! Damn those lawyers!
14. mixedmartialartvideos.com - January 17, 2008 12:30 PM
try using megavideo, dailymotion, spikedhumor, etc for the video
15. The Office Whore - January 17, 2008 12:31 PM
If Scientology is the way and the light and the fucking bees knees, what are Tom and his cronies so afraid of?????
That’s a rhetorical question..
coo coo. coo coo.
16. blah - January 17, 2008 12:31 PM
http://tubemall.net/undeletube.php?v=1-0qRwZcsiE
Youtube videos stay on the servers a while before physically deleted. Above link should work.
17. Keith - January 17, 2008 12:31 PM
I just watched some Cruise/Scientology propaganda here: http://gawker.com/345563/tom-cruise-uncut-the-freedom-medal-award-ceremony
The same thing? Sure was bizarre.
18. meor - January 17, 2008 12:31 PM
I shared this news with my friends at millionairefriends.com.
It's a dating site for celebrities and wealthy people. All of them are interested in this.
19. Gerald_Tarrant - January 17, 2008 12:32 PM
LOL@4.
Whore, Scientology is the best, but in order to see how super awesome it is, you have to submit to a frontal lobotomy. It's just too super awesome for just anyone to see videos of.
20. fo'sgirl - January 17, 2008 12:32 PM
Maybe TC should stop making videos and save his wife....cuz she's GOT to be about ready to blow her own head off.
I just wish he would light himself on fire already....
21. Texas Tranny - January 17, 2008 12:34 PM
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.........
22. LayDeeBug - January 17, 2008 12:35 PM
OK, please someone, clarify this for me.....
Is Scientology a God-believing religion? Because if it is, then "GOD" must be really mad at TC for his arrogance and pride.
TOM, if you are reading this, please, you are a hack and a phony-baloney. Drop the crazy and stop the shenanigans, OK? You are a disgusting has-been and your movies SUCK!!!!!
23. Auntie Kryst - January 17, 2008 12:36 PM
What was his claim that he saved firefighters? Did he give firefighters free gift cards for an e-meter reading?
24. Harry - January 17, 2008 12:39 PM
If Tom Cruise and all the other Scientologist are so proud of their "religion", I don't understand why they would be so hell bent on removing these videos and keeping them from the public eye. I mean, are THEY embarrassed by them? Wouldn't that mean they're embarrassed about their own religion? I've seen a few of them, and nobody looks and sounds any more absurd than the people in "Jesus Camp" or, frankly, in any other organized religion.
25. Chauncey Gardner - January 17, 2008 12:40 PM
Weren't non-braggarts like Steve Buscemi and Daniel Day-Lewis actually physically digging through the rubble and pulling out mutilated victims as the buildings came down while Cruise was taking phone calls and arranging his photo-ops with firemen? I think Cruise has played heroes so often that he really believes he is one, and I find that fascinating.
I think the next step for him is to become a martyr for the Church of Scientology. I'm thinking Treasury agents banging on the door to Cruise's office while he loads .38 rounds into a LadySmith he pulls out of a drawer, points it at the sounds coming through the door, and then he suddenly makes the sound of a plane taking off with his mouth, and then turns the gun on himself and splatters his diseased brains all over the picture window behind him. And then the Church posthumously bestows another medal on Cruise for his 'valor', when the real reason he offs himself is because he's a crazy asshole.
26. PrettyBaby - January 17, 2008 12:40 PM
#16 Will ya shut the fuck up with those postings already???!!!!!
Tom Cruise should be proud of his bullshit. He constantly though does this stuff and works overtime to retract it. This is WHY you appear to the American Public to be an absolute tool Tom. This is WHY your "religion" is viewed by the majority of Americans to be a cult for your ego-stroking, totally make believe idiology. If your proud of it, then be proud. Let's see how you "Saved the Firefighters". Like the time some Interviewer asked him about Xenu and he got Allllll pissed off. Why? He believes in that load of shit and I mean...
What's this??? oH, there's someone at my door-hang on guys. Ughghhghhhh.... It's him!!!!! Oh okay, I'll shut up. Yes, I do believe Xenu will save me. YESSsssssssssss!
27. The Office Whore - January 17, 2008 12:41 PM
@16- It DID work! But I don't have fucking sound!! dammit!!! What's he saying! What's he saying!
WHAT'S HE SAYING!!!???
28. FRIST!!! - January 17, 2008 12:44 PM
#25 that's great.. and true!
29. p0nk - January 17, 2008 12:44 PM
TCLTC
30. combustion8 - January 17, 2008 12:47 PM
someone off this clown already.
31. LDY ESQ - January 17, 2008 12:49 PM
That sucked, the video is no longer available..WTF! You video tape yourself talking this trash but GOD forbid if anyone dares to comment on it, good, bad or indifferent they effing pull it! Get a fuckin' reality check will ya!
32. Jimbo - January 17, 2008 12:51 PM
FRIST, Check you mail. You will enjoy it.
33. CougrHunter - January 17, 2008 12:51 PM
Not plugging any show here, but was watching CNN last night and 360 with Anderson Cooper show said they will be showing a few of these videos on their program tonight. Might be worth checking out for some fun. One clip shows TC riding in on a Harley.
34. Jaffo - January 17, 2008 12:52 PM
FUCK SCIENTOLOGY!!! There, I said it. Come get me you misguided fucks!
35. 21st century digital boy - January 17, 2008 12:54 PM
idontlikeyouinthatway.com has the videos, too. You've got to be seriously retarded if you could watch them and take them seriously. Cruise can no longer distinguish between from the movies he stars in and the movies playing in his head. He really thinks he's some kind of real-life action hero.
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/01/newsworthy-tom-cruise-news.html
36. Auntie Kryst - January 17, 2008 12:54 PM
@27 It worked for me too, and I got sound. It's a fucking joke. It's just a cheesy piece of scientology crap about how great Tom Cruise is, and all the public works he does. According to the narrator, Tom just doesn't lend his name to causes it's "peddle to the metal" time for Tom to take action. Fucking piece of shit.
37. Jenny - January 17, 2008 12:55 PM
#16- thanks! The video worked for me and it scared the shit out of me. Tom needs to detox more than those poor firefighters. Of course, the whole video was made to be a dick sucking for Tom. I'm just amazed he wasn't wearing a cap with his arms up above his head making whooshing noises.
"Tom's acceptance speech was an education in itself"
"Tom has an enormous penis, no matter what you think when you look at it."
38. Shallow Val - January 17, 2008 12:56 PM
25 - Chauncey said-
"Weren't non-braggarts like Steve Buscemi and Daniel Day-Lewis actually physically digging through the rubble and pulling out mutilated victims "
Is that true.......wow, I mean.....WOW!
39. MO - January 17, 2008 12:57 PM
@12 I JUST DOWNLOADED FROM THERE, THAT IS THE VIDEO
TOM, YOU ARE A WASTE OF LIFE!!!
http://www.sendspace.com/file/3f44n0
40mb file...its a rip off youtube
40. combustion8 - January 17, 2008 12:58 PM
and Daniel Day Lewis is nuttier than the planters peanut.
41. LadyJane - January 17, 2008 1:01 PM
You guys are all glib.
GLIB!!!!!
42. LL - January 17, 2008 1:03 PM
I believe Buscemi actually was a firefighter (no, for reals) back in the day, maybe volunteer or something. Never heard about Day-Lewis, that's a new one on me.
43. D. Richards (Thetan.) - January 17, 2008 1:03 PM
I thought everybody knew Tom Cruise saved the 9/11 firefighters; it's common knowledge.
Tom coincidentally hijacked one of Zenu's space-ship DC-8s, just for a joyride. But (!) the hijacking couldn't have taken place on a better day, because -- wait, yeah, Tom Cruise predicted September 11th, so he knew that there was going to be a terrible attack. Yeah, yeah. That's the reason behind him using his Top Gun skills to hijack Xenu's plane space-ship. Yeah, that's right.
Tommy flew at twelve-hundred times the speed of light backwards, hovered above the pre-crumbling Trade Center buildings, but it was too late -- even at those massive speeds -- the buildings were begining to fall; being the quick thinking hero that he is, Tom flew his stallion through the debris, catching each and every firefighter before they met their fate.
He reprogrammed the men's brains so that they wouldn't remember Toms, and his magnificent flying machine, nor to wonder where all of their money is going; Tom Cruise needs no recognition; He's a true hero. Tom then flew in to deep space to meet L. Ron Hubbard for brunch.
Seriously, L. Ron Hubbard would be like, "Who the fuck is this guy and what's wrong with him? He does know that Scientology isn't real, right? I made all that stuff up about Thetans, Xenu, those ridiculous dianetics, everything. I don't think this guy's sane. Look, let's lock the doors tonight. Tom, is it Tom? That guy freaks me out.'
44. Shallo Val - January 17, 2008 1:04 PM
37 - Jenny.
Is there any way you can paraphrase what he said, or they said, for us? I'm curious. You'll be doing us a favor and will probably be the most popular person here (after FRIST, of course, becasue she's the FISH Prom Queen - VOTE FRIST!)
45. LadyJane - January 17, 2008 1:06 PM
glibbedy glibbedy goo.
46. Zang - January 17, 2008 1:06 PM
Buscemi was a fire-fighter (volunteer) years ago. He had to stop after a couple of incidents, one where he collapsed while trying to carry a 45-lb girl, and another where his teeth sliced up the lips of somebody he was trying to resuscitate.
How 'bout some more songs?
47. MeEatFood - January 17, 2008 1:10 PM
I like how there's a whole team of lawyers out there trying to clean up the crazy Tom Cruise leavses in his wake. He's a modern day Howard Hughes. He even resembles him in that video with the long hair and beard.
48. MeEatFood - January 17, 2008 1:13 PM
I like how there's a whole team of lawyers out there trying to clean up the crazy Tom Cruise leaves in his wake. He's a modern day Howard Hughes. He even resembles him in that video with the long hair and beard.
49. ultramerican - January 17, 2008 1:14 PM
This might be it. Either way, it's worth watching. Hilarious!
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=CV1N6BRI
50. Son-of D. Richards - January 17, 2008 1:16 PM
#43? It's 'Xenu', faggot..
51. Stoopid - January 17, 2008 1:18 PM
I have a TV, it's called a Xenith
52. The Beer Baron - January 17, 2008 1:24 PM
4- classic line, I use it in everyday banter
I seriously hope the next thing Tommy says is that he proclaims he helped save some Jews from the Holocaust in WWII. And that he did it by putting them in his Mellow Yellow stock car.
53. LayDeeBug - January 17, 2008 1:26 PM
not for nothing, but I believe he's not only a closet faegele, but he's a nazi too.
54. Whitman - January 17, 2008 1:29 PM
I think this is a link to the video: http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress
I like to keep an open mind, but there is a man with limitless wealth and influence, who seems deranged.
55. ds - January 17, 2008 1:29 PM
u can see this creepy vid on dlisted
56. Rowdy Gains - January 17, 2008 1:31 PM
No,........... I saved the Jews.
57. Anonymous - January 17, 2008 1:33 PM
Rachel,
You seriously need to fuck off.
58. RichPort - January 17, 2008 1:34 PM
I'd like to propose a change in name, due to false advertising concerns, as "scientology' seems to imply . The choices are below:
Bullshitology
Guyfukology
Eddiemurphyism
Menfukkery
Nuthubbards
and finally
Are you fucking kidding me?
59. Katie - January 17, 2008 1:34 PM
I hate Tom Cruise and it makes me feel good to hate him. I love this site because everyone else hates him, too. I think he has a big nose and is very short; therefore, he has got no reason to live. I think his kids should be taken away from him and given to Britney who is obviously more sane than him.
60. The Office Whore - January 17, 2008 1:42 PM
Tom Cruise DID use his witchcraft to save Ricky Bobby. Is that what this video is about??
61. JustBuzzed - January 17, 2008 1:44 PM
You want to make money, start a company. You want to make a lot of money, start a religion. Thanks for paving the way Hubbard! I'm worshiping my beer right now, and I believe!
www.theunsoberlife.com
62. Jimbo - January 17, 2008 1:49 PM
Is there a new post yet? Hasn't Britney done something today?
63. Johann - January 17, 2008 1:50 PM
I will face serious consequences for my statements, but as a Scientologist I must stand up for truth. I can't believe the negativity brought up about my faith, but if you would give it a chance you would see the benefits are many. Learn, and understand KSW before you judge. We will change the world, you (SP's) will be a thing of the past.
KSW = Keeping Scientology Working; a policy letter written by L. Ron Hubbard stating this is what is needed to keep Scientology in its truest form, not deviating from what Hubbard wrote. Per the policy letter, it means doing the following:
One: Having the correct technology.
Two: Knowing the technology.
Three: Knowing it is correct.
Four: Teaching correctly the correct technology.
Five: Applying the technology.
Six: Seeing that the technology is correctly applied.
Seven: Hammering out of existence incorrect technology.
Eight: Knocking out incorrect applications.
Nine: Closing the door on any possibility of incorrect technology.
Ten: Closing the door on incorrect application.
64. bb - January 17, 2008 1:50 PM
Jimbo: Britney is a whore, she does something (or someone) everyday. You'll see something soon...
65. The Office Whore - January 17, 2008 1:51 PM
@61- Guess I need to get baptized. In Vodka. FRIST and I are ready to give our lives to this cause. Maybe I shouldn't speak for her..... but I'm gonna anyway... If I misspoke, I'll gladly buy you a shot frist!!
66. Texas Tranny - January 17, 2008 1:52 PM
Jimbo,
I saw something about a suicide note she wrote......
67. Breaking News for Texas - January 17, 2008 1:59 PM
People, this is serious shit here. Did you know that a UFO has been spotted right here in Texas? That's right folks. It was spotted just a hop, skip and a Hubbard jump from my neck of the woods. Xenu has landed! Of course Tom knew to deliver him to us. I mean, look, we gave the world Jessica Simpson! Texas rocks!
68. Breaking News from Texas - January 17, 2008 2:00 PM
People, this is serious shit! Did you know that a UFO has been spotted right here in Texas? That's right folks. It was spotted just a hop, skip and a Hubbard jump from my neck of the woods. Xenu has landed! Of course Tom knew to deliver him to us. I mean, look, we gave the world Jessica Simpson! Texas rocks!
69. RichPort - January 17, 2008 2:00 PM
#63 - Where's the man fucking part? And how many heads does Xenu have?
70. Gleanie - January 17, 2008 2:02 PM
What I've gleaned
1. Scientology is a cult
2. Tom Cruise is fucking crazy
3. Katie Holmes did not run the NY Marathon.
4. I can't believe it tastes like butter.
71. lol - January 17, 2008 2:03 PM
#63 when technology goes awry, do they use some form of Ctrl + Alt + Delete policy? that's what they're basically doing right now with youtube haha
72. dj - January 17, 2008 2:03 PM
The should do a new dawsons creek w/ the new Scientology-ized katie.
-DJ
http://www.gossipsquad.com
73. Anonymous - January 17, 2008 2:08 PM
Johann,
I say we close the door on YOU and that brainwashing cult you call a religion. You Scientologists are all a bunch of mentally ill nutcases.
74. Pamela - January 17, 2008 2:08 PM
I often find your posts very funny. I am not a scientologist in any way, shape, or form. But I was a resident of lower Manhattan who spent 2 years very, very, very sick from breathing in the air there. I went through the program Tom Cruise helps fund out of desperation because doctors could not help me. It worked and probably prevented me from ended up with cancer or lung disease. It also saved alot of policeman, firefighters, and other residents. Go to nydetox.org. Unfortunately, I do not find this one funny. The more people focus on Tom Cruise's involvement, the less likely other dying rescue workers will look to this detox to save their lives.
75. fo'sgirl - January 17, 2008 2:10 PM
Ok..I am NOT here to endorse my website or anything like that. But I was reading something on TomCruiseIsNuts.com and they actually quote The Superficial on it's site. LOL Under "Others on Tom"... it's pretty funny.
76. LayDeeBug - January 17, 2008 2:10 PM
71 - Laughing my head of RIGHT THIS MINUTE!!!!
77. juniper - January 17, 2008 2:10 PM
#22, IICR, there is no God in Scientology. They think at least some religions are a propaganda sent centuries ago to make your inner alien quite unhappy.
BTW, Gawker has all the videos now.
78. Shallow Val - January 17, 2008 2:11 PM
63 - Huh? So what's the technology....don't just keep us hanging, bro? Don't tease me bro! (chuckling to self)
79. Anonymous - January 17, 2008 2:15 PM
Hey Johann,
If your so-called "religion" is just that, a religon, then explain WHY people have to pay astronomical amounts of money to move up in the ranks? Give me a good, honest answer, not a bunch of double speak to try and confuse people. Explain it or fuck off. Bet you won't. You know why? Because you CAN'T. Come on, let's hear it.
80. steve - January 17, 2008 2:16 PM
Hey guys!
HERE'S A SITE THAT REFUSES to take it down:
gawker.com
Enjoy! Warning: Tom Cruise is fuckin' creepy.
81. fo'sgirl - January 17, 2008 2:17 PM
You know I was thinking...I really hope Stephen King starts up his own religion...that would be BAD ASS!! The Devil would be a killer clown...it would be AWESOME...and kind of scary!!
82. Johann - January 17, 2008 2:25 PM
For the record I know nothing about any Xenu character. I am currently a level 7, and still have much to learn and attain to. Some say knowledge is power, so isn't it reasonable to pay for such knowledge? Do you attend college or university free of charge?
It has cost me very little to get to this point. I'm pretty sure I've paid less than $100k total. It is a small amount compared to what I've gained.
83. The Beer Baron - January 17, 2008 2:27 PM
With all this talk of technology, maybe the creator of Scientology is Napoleon Dynamite's brother, Kip. After all remember what he sung, "...I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I STILL love technology... Always and forever."
84. Ted from LA - January 17, 2008 2:28 PM
#74,
You're not very funny. At least say "fuck" or something.
85. some whore - January 17, 2008 2:32 PM
hmmm, I'm not, like, super smart and stuff, but I call serious bullshit dude at #82.
86. Auntie Kryst - January 17, 2008 2:35 PM
@74 Pamela seriously, what was so great about that center? By the video it looks like a giant sauna filled with fireman which probably made Tom giddy as a schoolgirl. If it did help, good for you, but it seems kinda fishy to me.
87. Anonymous - January 17, 2008 2:35 PM
Johann,
See, I knew you couldn't/wouldn't answer my question. You Scientologists are nothing but a bunch of brainwashed idiots. Some religion you have. You abuse and threaten people who dare to stand up to you. Explain that. Bet you can't. Why? Because you know I'm right. WHY does your "religion" threaten and harass people? WHY, Johann? Answer my question! You know that it happens, now EXPLAIN WHY it happens. Can you? Huh? Can you?
88. BunnyButt - January 17, 2008 2:36 PM
Tom Cruise for President!
89. Anonymous - January 17, 2008 2:37 PM
And, Johann, every penny you've given to your "church" is money completely wasted.
90. p0nk - January 17, 2008 2:38 PM
#82, you've gained a freightcar full of shit, i'll get you to level 8 (another freightcar full of shit) for half of that 100k.
91. Shallow Val - January 17, 2008 2:40 PM
81 - now THERE'S a religion will join. The StephenKingologists. WalkingDudeanetics. Langolierellians. The Talismaners. The Bright and Shinings.
92. Johann - January 17, 2008 2:41 PM
#85 damn you some whore, I thought I was playing it pretty smart:)
93. RAT - January 17, 2008 2:44 PM
Tom Cruise MUST BE KILLED!!!!
94. Shallow Val - January 17, 2008 2:45 PM
82 - that is total balderdash. No one believe him. Nice try dude.
95. Anonymous - January 17, 2008 2:45 PM
Come on Johann, waiting for your answer. WHY does your "church" threaten and harass people? OUT WITH IT, Johann!! Answer the question!!
96. mer - January 17, 2008 2:45 PM
I still like him!
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97. mer - January 17, 2008 2:45 PM
I still like him!
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98. toolboy - January 17, 2008 2:47 PM
$380,000 to get on board that mother ship.
Parliament's mother ship is only a fraction of that and I guarantee the ride will be more enjoyable.
Please, Tom saving the firefighters? When 9/11 hit, he thought it was Xanadu (Xena, Zima, whatever) returning. He was recruiting all the hunky boys he could find for that long flight home.
99. Auntie Kryst - January 17, 2008 2:47 PM
@82 You're OT 7, way to go Johann! I thought at OT 3 is when you go through the wall of fie and learn the "truth" about the universe. Does that mean you get a window seat on the DC8? What's the movie on the flight? Oh don't tell me. Is it Battlefield Earth? Also for the $100K you paid, does that get you a degree that you can put on a resume to get a job? Had I known that I would have skipped college too so I could correctly learn the correct method to correctly use the technology. Otherwise I would be incorrectly using the technology. That is the opposite of correct, and must correct the incorrectness, is that correct?
100. Aqualuvbug - January 17, 2008 2:47 PM
87 - Reminds me of Christianity during the 11th century
101. Anonymous - January 17, 2008 2:48 PM
Come ON, Johann. Where is my answer? Are you going to have some of your Scientology goons start following me? Or try to discredit me to my co-workers and neighbors because I DARED to challenge the "church"? That seems to be the way your cult operates.
Waiting for answers, Johann.
102. some guy - January 17, 2008 2:48 PM
give it a rest Anonymous.
103. Anonymous - January 17, 2008 2:51 PM
Come ON, Johann. Where is my answer? Are you going to have some of your Scientology goons start following me? Or try to discredit me to my co-workers and neighbors because I DARED to challenge the "church"? That seems to be the way your cult operates.
Waiting for answers, Johann.
104. Retardology - January 17, 2008 2:52 PM
I can't believe that anyone would actually admit to being part of this whole brainwashing horseshit excuse for a "religion". And what is this "level" shit? When did religion become a video game? I DON'T CARE WHAT LEVEL YOU ARE, YOU ARE A DUMBASS.
Additionally, when did this site become so boring? It's 2 PM and all we have are a couple of boring posts. Nothing even on Britney's paparazzi experience. Someone needs to hire help, it seems.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.
105. some whore - January 17, 2008 2:53 PM
Johann- entertaining.
106. Auntie Kryst - January 17, 2008 2:53 PM
@91 Carryists, Cujologists, Hari Christines?
PS "wall of fie" I meant "fire", goddamn typos.
107. Johann - January 17, 2008 2:54 PM
dude, read my answer at #92, I'm obviously not a scientologist, just bored at work. Although in copying-and-pasting info about scientology I was sent my +20 arch-mage staff, which gives me the ability to poorly battle people on the internets, and I can heat up a cup of coffee only using my thoughts.
108. Anonymous - January 17, 2008 2:54 PM
I think Johann has been scared off by the TRUTH. He won't answer my questions because he KNOWS he can't. Fucking Scientologists, you are nothing but brainwashed idiots. Nothing more. You are NOT better than everyone else, like you think you are. You are all total SCUM.
109. Anonymous - January 17, 2008 2:58 PM
Aw, poor Johann, he's been exposed. Fucking freak. Just die already and take Cruise with you, you cult worshiping piece of shit.
110. hehe - January 17, 2008 2:58 PM
Johann, that was some quality trolling, in the legit sense of the term (not as used here).
"An Internet troll, or simply troll in Internet slang, is someone who posts controversial messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, with the intention of baiting other users into an emotional response."
111. Jimbo - January 17, 2008 2:59 PM
Damn, I get back from lunch and this crap is still here.
TT, we can only pray that they found the suicide note next to her cold dead body..
112. Auntie Kryst - January 17, 2008 3:00 PM
@107 Touché. Had me fooled, well done.
113. hausfrau - January 17, 2008 3:00 PM
Johann is not answering because Johann is a TROLL. Or maybe he/she was killed for revealing too much information. How come they don't kill Tom?? In most religions homosexuality is frowned upon.
114. RAT - January 17, 2008 3:04 PM
South Park has the correct history of the scientology cult.
The sad part is they have tax exempt status.
And the architects of the so called "fair tax" the 30% sales tax created by scientologists.,
Also the homeless problem was created by closing the mental institutions in the 80's also created by a community psychiatrist who now works for the scientologists. Before that there were few homeless.
Fucking psychos!! all scientologists should be killed!!
115. mkell - January 17, 2008 3:12 PM
I watched part of a clip wit' TC over somethingawful...holy hell, the guy's speaking absolute gibberish. He's totally hard-core all the way about this bullcrap, but he never once actually said anything that conveyed any meaning.
116. Shallow Val - January 17, 2008 3:18 PM
106 - Laughing SO HARD at the Hari Christines......
117. Shallo Val - January 17, 2008 3:19 PM
109 - Anonymous
He was making it up. Does anyone remember the Moonies?
118. joe blow - January 17, 2008 3:38 PM
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2008/01/17/sbt.cruise.scientology.tape.cnn
119. Auntie Kryst - January 17, 2008 3:42 PM
@116 ok Val last one: Dolores Claibourneagains.
120. Shallow Val - January 17, 2008 3:46 PM
lollollollol
ELL OH ELL
that wins the prize ding ding ding!!!
121. edamame - January 17, 2008 3:48 PM
#63 (Johann) Go fuck yourself, FLAGSTYLE.
122. edamame - January 17, 2008 4:13 PM
Just the basic books for the "religion" costs $3,000! One of their newest facilities is in Clearwater, Florida...so, if anyone wants to get their cult on....while overlooking the Gulf of Mexico....call 1-800-POSTULATE. (I swear...that's the number!) ha ha!
123. Spike - January 17, 2008 4:15 PM
hollywood central stole this article. i dunno if they are stealin more, but thot someone might like to know
http://hollywoodcentral.us/hollywood/tom-cruise-saved-new-york-after-911/
124. Johnnydader - January 17, 2008 4:16 PM
Anybody interested in buying www.tomcruiselovesthecock.com?
125. Cynthia - January 17, 2008 4:28 PM
Scientologists use a LOT more of their brains than Christians do.
126. L. Ron - January 17, 2008 4:35 PM
Well said Cynthia very well said. That will shut up the wogs. Now it's time to take an eMeter reading, I think you're very close to going clear. What's that you say Cynthia? Oh my certainly we will take a check from you.
127. Patrick Bateman - January 17, 2008 4:36 PM
Hmmm.... what's the bigger cult Scientology or the Mormon Church?
Romney and Cruise in 08!!!!!!!!!!
128. A. Sanderson - January 17, 2008 4:37 PM
Tom Cruise is no stranger than Bush who claims he spoke with god. pft.
129. Matt - January 17, 2008 4:40 PM
I agree with Cynthia, although I certainly don't like the cult of Scientology. But spot-on about Christians - the whole religion is based on accepting Christ while turning off your brain. You only have to read one book, and even then, you really only need to read the second half of it. Most Christians I've talked to sound just like that - a half-book type of mind. No wonder there's so much automatic bashing of something that's different.
130. edamame - January 17, 2008 4:40 PM
#125 Cynthia
Geez, where are you on the Tone Scale, and how much did it cost you to get there? Keep payin', sister...and rocket right up that Bridge.
I can't believe seemingly "smart" people fall for such a load of ego-stroking horse
shit. You know, the same techniques (of positive reinforcement and worthless "rewards" work for my children, too. Receiving a title such as a "Patron with Honors of the IAS" and a "Double Cornerstone Member for the Super Power Expansion Project" is the exact same thing as putting a gold star on my toddler's chart for going pee-pee in the potty.
For what it's worth, I find most "religions" to be cultish bullshit.
131. BStone - January 17, 2008 4:43 PM
Has anyone ever wondered why there have been no documentaries or why there are never any news reporters that do stories on Scientology? They (Scientoligists) think that they have all the answers but are extremely secretive. This seems very similar to other organizations ran by Jim Jones or David Koresh. Kool-Aide anyone?
132. Poon Jabber - January 17, 2008 4:43 PM
Guys, they have the video at www.internetisseriousbusiness.com
Tom really is screwed up in the head. wow!
133. edamame - January 17, 2008 4:46 PM
I read an piece on www.cracked.com that stated the Top ten secret Scientologists....and one of them was Greta Von Susteren?! Anyone know if she is for sure?
134. Thomas - January 17, 2008 4:49 PM
Why split hairs? All religion is for the weak-minded, who simply were unable to grow up and leave the fairy tales where they belong, in childhood.
135. TOMBRUISE - January 17, 2008 5:22 PM
They have the link on lemonparty.org
136. HankTheDwarf - January 17, 2008 5:39 PM
#134, exactly. I love these christians/jews/muslims who laugh at another wacky religion just because it was invented 50 years ago instead of a couple thousand. A con man from the year 500BC is the same as a con man from the 50s.
ITS ALL THE SAME BULLCRAP FAIRYTALES, RETARDS. GET OFF YOUR INVISIBLE HIGH HORSE. ITS ALL MIND CONTROL.
137. LL - January 17, 2008 5:58 PM
Let's face it, all really religious people are creepy, no matter what religion it is. Tom Cruise just kicked up the creepy a couple notches with his bouncing around and his shit-eating grin. I honestly don't find Scientologists more ridiculous than Mormons or Hindus or really any "mainstream" religion.
But don't get all excited, Scientologists. I still think you people are out of your goddamned minds. Like almost Britney-caliber nutjobbery. I'm kinda surprised Britney isn't a Scientologist by now. She seems like she'd be easy pickings. Rich and maladjusted and insecure and dumb.
138. 23apples - January 17, 2008 6:01 PM
I don't want to offend anyone, and I'm not a doctor, but doesn't he sound schizophrenic? I watched the video of him that was shown during the "scientology awards program", and his speech seems incredibly disorganized and disconnected... none of those sentences made any sense (to me), it was like he was just saying a bunch of words with no meaning. I didn't see the firefighter video, but the fact that he believes he was saving/helping these people when he wasn't at all is a sign that he is delusional.
I dunno... just a thought. I know most-to-all people think he's crazy, so it just kind of fits.
139. not TOMBRUISE - January 17, 2008 6:40 PM
or oelse go to meatspin.com for the links
140. big teeth - January 17, 2008 7:10 PM
Being gay for so many years without being able to tell anyone really has scrambled his brains.. fame and fortune has turned out to be quite the devil's bargain for poor Tom.
141. THE VIDEO ON UTUBE - January 17, 2008 7:30 PM
Is this the same one that was posted on the site?:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5H5zS3aVCY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5H5zS3aVCY
He just rambles for far too long. Goes around in circles the whole way. I really missed his point?
*note if you want to find it for yourself on YOUTUBE, just type "tom cruise" in the search field and click "search"
Then you will see:
Search Results for “tom cruise”
Sort by: (you can change this option - select "Date Added" from the drop down list.)
It's the top one atm -& you'll see more of the recent ones on the first page
142. whatever - January 17, 2008 7:38 PM
Mother Hubbard should have aborted L Ron with a rusty coat hanger.
Mother Cruise should have had her son committed by age 5.
143. FRIST!!! - January 17, 2008 8:57 PM
I think people are missing the point that Johann was kidding. It was a joke. A scientology joke. It was HILARIOUS!!!
#63 and 82 were fucking FUNNY!!!! I laughed.
Love,
your Fish Prom Queen
144. that girl - January 17, 2008 9:18 PM
Here's a creepy link
http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress
145. XENU - January 17, 2008 9:23 PM
Johann -
I AM XENU! YOU WILL BOW BEFORE ME BITCH! I MADE L RON PUSSY MY PERSONAL BITCH, AND HE BENDS OVER AND TAKES IT EVERY NIGHT! That's right, I fuck him nightly because my technology is superior to yours! I brought L Ron back from the dead JUST TO FUCK HIM IN THE ASS! And let me tell you, he really enjoys it! I fly him around in spaceschips that look like DC9 commercial jets, and I fuck him in the ass. BECAUSE I AM XENU!
Bow before me, Xenu, galactic overlord of the Milky Way, and maybe I will spare your ass. Mmmm...that's good Ron. Keep sucking my cock!
BOW BEFORE XENU! BOW!!! HA HA HA! YOUR PATHETIC TECHNOLOGY IS WORTHLESS! XENU WILL CRUSH YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!
146. XENU - January 17, 2008 9:24 PM
Johann -
I AM XENU! YOU WILL BOW BEFORE ME BITCH! I MADE L RON PUSSY MY PERSONAL BITCH, AND HE BENDS OVER AND TAKES IT EVERY NIGHT! That's right, I fuck him nightly because my technology is superior to yours! I brought L Ron back from the dead JUST TO FUCK HIM IN THE ASS! And let me tell you, he really enjoys it! I fly him around in spaceschips that look like DC9 commercial jets, and I fuck him in the ass. BECAUSE I AM XENU!
Bow before me, Xenu, galactic overlord of the Milky Way, and maybe I will spare your ass. Mmmm...that's good Ron. Keep sucking my cock!
BOW BEFORE XENU! BOW!!! HA HA HA! YOUR PATHETIC TECHNOLOGY IS WORTHLESS! XENU WILL CRUSH YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!
147. Berndog - January 17, 2008 10:11 PM
Hey - can someone just put up a link to the video with the fireman? We've all seen the 10 minute fireside chat one.
148. AmeriCanadian - January 17, 2008 10:36 PM
Fuck $cientology, indeed.
149. FRT - January 17, 2008 11:21 PM
Hey Fish...that didn't play too long...better watch out...the "Hubbard-Patrol" will be paying you a visit in the middle of the night...If you wake up an see a little pale gray alien at your bedside...don't be alarmed...It will just be pip-squeak Tom come to suck your brain out of your head...and fill your empty cavity with 50 year old frozen Ron L. Hubbard grey matter!
The cult is out there!
150. albinofro - January 17, 2008 11:35 PM
So basically, nothing new.
1) TCLTC and is still batshit crazy because of his humongous denial and resulting Scientology fanboyism
2) Scientology is still a cult/ridiculous/dangerous/stupid
What's new to me, though, is that they give out annual batshit awards now.
151. Puritan Assmilk - January 17, 2008 11:58 PM
TCLTC (and Xenu)
152. bbw_becky - January 18, 2008 12:32 AM
I just feel a little strange that someone is keeping on saying Tom joined a bbw and plus sized singles dating club plusmingle.com.. Did you notice that? absolutely funny!
153. makemepuke - January 18, 2008 12:34 AM
I think Tom is attempting to using hypnotic techniques in his Scientology promo videos, these are the calling cards of cults that attmept to control the minds of weak suggestible followers. This includes verbal techniques such as slowing and accelerating the speed of one's speech, saying non-sensical things, repeating certain phrases over and over...these are just a few techniques that cult leaders attempt to use to induce people into a mild hypnotic state during whch some people become very pliable. I've seen TV Evangelists using the same shit. Professional hypnotists and hypnotherapists are trained in these methods. IMO Tom Cruise is a very devious sick individual, the only saving grace is he is also fairly stupid and and unable to cloak his own phoniness.
154. Ethan - January 18, 2008 12:40 AM
#63
One: Having the correct technology.
>> Sounds like bullshit
Two: Knowing the technology.
>> Sounds like bullshit
Three: Knowing it is correct.
>> Sounds like bullshit
Four: Teaching correctly the correct technology.
>> Sounds like bullshit on top of bullshit
Five: Applying the technology.
>> Just a little dab will do ya
Six: Seeing that the technology is correctly applied.
>> Don't you mean "Seeing that the correct technology is correctly applied by correctly correcting correct teachers of the correct technology?"
Seven: Hammering out of existence incorrect technology.
>> Do you hammer in the morning? Or in the evening?
Eight: Knocking out incorrect applications.
>> Mama said
Nine: Closing the door on any possibility of incorrect technology.
>> Sounds like bullshit
Ten: Closing the door on incorrect application.
>> Sounds like bullshit
155. makemepuke - January 18, 2008 1:13 AM
For some interesting reading on the behind the scenes evil shit that Scientology does and plans to do, check out the Operation Clambake site at:
http://www.xenu.net/
Thankfully sites like Gawker and Clambake have the courage to tell the world what mainstream media won't. If even half of what's on Clambake is true then the fuckin Al-Qaida terrorists are the least of our worries as freedom loving people.
156. FRT - January 18, 2008 1:19 AM
Teachings of the "Cruise Cult"...Man, L. Ron must have had some REAL FUCKING good LSD back in his day....
"Among these advanced teachings, one episode revealed to those who reach OT level III is the story of Xenu (sometimes Xemu), introduced as an alien ruler of the "Galactic Confederacy." According to this story, 75 million years ago Xenu brought billions of people to Earth in spacecraft resembling Douglas DC-8 airliners, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together, stuck to the bodies of the living and continue to do this today. Hubbard called these clustered spirits "Body Thetans," and advanced-level Scientologists place considerable emphasis on isolating these alien souls and neutralizing their ill effects."
157. LadyJade - January 18, 2008 1:28 AM
To No. 22. The scarey things is, I think TC believes he IS god...in some shape or form........a little itty bitty one...
Jason however IS a GOD!
158. Scott - January 18, 2008 1:47 AM
Yeah i lost my youtube account for posting multiple scientology videos. Damn should have known better than to mess with a wealthy CULT. They should lose their tax free status.
159. Xenu - January 18, 2008 2:05 AM
Hey Johann...
One: you're in a cult.
Two: we all know you're in a cult.
Three: you need to know that you're in a cult.
Four: let other people teach you about your cult.
Five: Apply those teachings to escape the cult.
Six: See that other people learn about the cult so they can be free as well.
Seven: research the truth so that you can hammer the cult out of your life.
Eight: knock out anyone who tries to pull you back into the cult.
Nine: slam the door on anyone who comes to your house from the cult.
Ten: weep over all the money you spent on a fucking cult.
160. djcorbijn - January 18, 2008 3:10 AM
It is crap that this video was removed. What ever happened to freedom of the press? This is censorship. Isn't this website basically a news website? They should be allowed to post whatever they feel is newsworthy.
I guess Scientology is a religion. A cult is just a religion without powers to tell others what to do. I met Tom Cruise twice when I was a kid and worked in a movie theater. He was an arrogant ass then and he still is. I hope he reads this.
161. Brian - January 18, 2008 3:37 AM
Here: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=M7K_-14exog
162. comm - January 18, 2008 3:58 AM
Mmmm, Tom Cruise is a playboy. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site CelebCupid.com last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. He has ever said he loves Katies forever.
163. Swede - January 18, 2008 3:58 AM
The video still is on defamer.com. And also as a torrent on piratebay.
164. Josh - January 18, 2008 5:42 AM
#161 works...for now. That whole line of "We don't need permission...we are the authorities!" really creeped me out. They said it twice in a 1:36 video. That's probably what Charles Manson was thinking at Sharon Tate's house. That's probably what Jeff Dahlmer thought as he fried up some young men parts. That's probably what Adolf Hitler thought as he herded people into concentration camps. It's just really, really creepy.
165. Meytoh - January 18, 2008 6:18 AM
The Gawker (sorry Superficial) has not backed down to threats. You can find numerous scientology promotional videos where Tom shows the world he is puppet speaking Scientology 'gobbedly goop control freaks f**d with my mind speak'.
166. Ellie - January 18, 2008 8:20 AM
If Tom's such a freakin' superhero, why didn't he save the 3000 people who died that day?! Oh, that's right, because he doesn't HAVE any superpowers, and he's just a master of spin interviews. "well, you see...I am....well....you know....the aliens....LRon...blah, blah, I am, we are....Suri.....blah, blah, blah....(jumps on couch), yeeehaaaaawww!"
I think Tom and Britney should shack up....in the nut house that is! Now HAT would make for a top notch reality show! :o)
167. Anonymous - January 18, 2008 9:50 AM
Hey comm:
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I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.
Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405
168. I am drunk - January 18, 2008 10:01 AM
I have to say, after drinking a lethal dose of alcohol, that tom is aboslutely right. he is the authority of the mind, because he believes it is so. Oh how an imaginary world makes unreal things that require no effort or skill become seeminly tangible... just spen $1mil more US $$ to the church of whatever that scienfiction writer called it... I wonder, is his estate still receiving a tax deduction because it was sucessfully bough ^H^H^H^H^H^Hprovem that a religion based 120% on fiction is a valid religion...
Is billg or enron listening here? They can avoid tax by doing the same things!
169. toolboy - January 18, 2008 10:08 AM
-- Sam Merwin, then the editor of the Thrilling SF magazines: quoted in Bare Faced Messiah p.133 from 1986 interview. Winter of 1946/47.
"Around this time he was invited to address a science fiction group in Newark hosted by the writer, Sam Moskowitz. `Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous,' he told the meeting. `If a man really wanted to make a million dollars, the best way to do it would be start his own religion.'
Google a few of your own L.Ron Hubbard quotes...
170. mkell - January 18, 2008 10:31 AM
What kills me is not that the tenets of Scientology read like science fiction, but that they read like incredibly BAD science fiction.
171. djcorbijn - January 18, 2008 11:15 AM
Totally agree with 170. To "anonymous" 167. I am married, have a degree from college, get paid $3.50 x 6, went after a degree in journalism prior to switching to anthropology, I work with foster kids, used to be a professional DJ (worked in clubs making loads of money, even played at the 2002 Winter Olympics), etc. Because I went after a journalism degree I like news. News is more accurate here than CNN. I just think it's unfair that the video was removed. Especially with all the other stuff that you can see on YouTube.
Read your post. Know what a double-negative is? Besides, post your identity, do you have something to hide?
172. sweetp - January 18, 2008 11:24 PM
http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress
Mav's lost it... I hate it when he does that
173. Red Cross worker - January 19, 2008 4:32 PM
I was at Ground Zero and this jerk had nothing to do with helping anybody.