Jan 18 2008Tom Cruise saved firefighters video quotes

FIRST!!!!

FIRST!!!!

I guess Fish is doing some slow warmup exercises this morning, by rehashing some of yesterday's stuff. I'm sure when he's good and limber, he'll post a genuinely new story.

He's flippin crazy.

She is looking very doable here.

Was he even a Scientologist then? Was he even there? I would love for someone to prove that he wasnt even in NY when this happened.

Can somebody cut and paste the comments from yesterday's thread on this? I don't want to bother to click and scroll.

Yea he's a bit of a nut, and like any religion based purely on beliefs upheald by zero evidence but he's a positive guy - and what's wrong with that? If he wants to help someone and he's equipped to do so then more power to him.

Tom lost me at "Matt, you are glib."

Tom Cruise is a piece of shit and so are all Scientologists. It's a brainwashing cult that steals people's money. It should be outlawed. They are nothing but a bunch of freaks.

I love how his robot wife scrunches down so she won't look so much taller than her insane husband.

Good point - was Cruise even in NY? Where was he, on 9/11? For that matter, where were any of us? Makes you think, doesn't it? Almost makes you want to...sing...

Where were you when the world stopped turning that September day
Out in the yard with your wife and children
Working on some stage in LA
Did you stand there in shock at the site of
That black smoke rising against that blue sky
Did you shout out in anger
In fear for your neighbor
Or did you just sit down and cry

Did you weep for the children
Who lost their dear loved ones
And pray for the ones who don't know
Did you rejoice for the people who walked from the rubble
And sob for the ones left below

Did you burst out in pride
For the red white and blue
The heroes who died just doing what they do
Did you look up to heaven for some kind of answer
And look at yourself to what really matters

I'm just a singer of simple songs
I'm not a real political man
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you
The difference in Iraq and Iran
But I know Jesus and I talk to God
And I remember this from when I was young
Faith hope and love are some good things he gave us
And the greatest is love

Where were you when the world stopped turning that September day
Teaching a class full of innocent children
Driving down some cold interstate
Did you feel guilty cause you're a survivor
In a crowded room did you feel alone
Did you call up your mother and tell her you love her
Did you dust off that bible at home
Did you open your eyes and hope it never happened
Close your eyes and not go to sleep
Did you notice the sunset the first time in ages
Speak with some stranger on the street
Did you lay down at night and think of tomorrow
Go out and buy you a gun
Did you turn off that violent old movie you're watching
And turn on "I Love Lucy" reruns
Did you go to a church and hold hands with some stranger
Stand in line and give your own blood
Did you just stay home and cling tight to your family
Thank God you had somebody to love

I'm just a singer of simple songs
I'm not a real political man
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you
The difference in Iraq and Iran
But I know Jesus and I talk to God
And I remember this from when I was young
Faith hope and love are some good things he gave us
And the greatest is love

I'm just a singer of simple songs
I'm not a real political man
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you
The difference in Iraq and Iran
But I know Jesus and I talk to God
And I remember this from when I was young
Faith hope and love are some good things he gave us
And the greatest is love

The greatest is love
The greatest is love

Where were you when the world stopped turning that September day

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11- use your inside voice please.

So I just had some sushi and although it was yummy, it wasn't that satisfying. I could use a few more pieces. The top of the fish was decorated with three kinds of fish roe: red, orange (really tiny) and black.

I love how the little fish eggs explode in my mouth. They weren't too salty either. Mmmmm, sushi and sashimi. That's the reason I could never really go full vegetarian.

Oh, and I haven't been able to watch Top Gun since I was 22 years old. I just hate that overacting hack, Tom Cruise. Oh and Kelly McGilis is so ugly, n'est pas?

@10- Yeah, but somehow, she manages to bend FORWARD at the waist..

Terrible dress..

FREE Joey Potter!!!!!!

You fools, everything Tom Cruise says is truth. Tom is Lord; Tom is Jesus Christ. Watch! And learn.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=48_twUMgDkg

I'm surprised he lets her wear heels in public appearances together.

Too bad Tom isn't a rhesus monkey used for testing chemical inflammation somewhere.

Katie is opening her legs wide so she can look shorter-it sucks having a shorter man, I know...And I am sure he is wearing elevator shoes.

Now, she looks very pretty with that new 20's hairstyle, compliments her pretty face, but, even though she is very slim now, she has thick legs. Heavy legs that won't go away even if she loses 20 lbs.

Hey, Richard Richards, how, ya doin? Wanna laugh, I was thinking of your name (Dick Richards) while on the PATH this morning and had to bite my lip to keep from laughint in front of all the commuters.

Funny the thoughts that pop into my head. I'm as crazy as Cruise. BTW, it's fucking gorgeous outside. Anyone in the NY NJ vicinity, go outside, please.

14- yuck Val!!

I apid to see The Last Samurai, and was disappointed that he wasn't decapitated in the film.

TCLTC

HAR! I like that idea gorilla butthole. Let's strap him to a table, drill a hole in his skull, insert electrical probes into his cerebral cortex to monitor pain responses, sew his anus shut, cut his left eyelid off with shears, seal his tear ducts with a cauterizing iron, and inject a concentrated mixture of cadmium chlorate directly into his exposed eyeball."

Gotta give it up for Gawker. Used to be great, then everybody left (sound familiar?), but at least they're giving a big "fuck you" to TC and the crazies about pulling this stuff off their site.

23- yuck yehoo!!

#8

Clem, please go fuch yourself.

Thank you.

Not one but several screws loose. Maybe we should rename him Tom Screwloose.

Self obsessed, aggrandizing egomaniac.

To read how Tom got so deep into Scientology go to www.WhyFame.com

#8

Clem, please go fuck yourself.

Thank you.

#8

Clem, please go fuck yourself.

Thank you.

let us mourn the happy Katie that was:

http://img34.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=44523_katie_holmes108_122_376lo.jpg

RIP.

#23. That's fantastical and all, but, why do we sew his ass shut?

That's your job, knitting his rectum closed. And you can't wear gloves.

#8

Clem, just in case you missed it, please refer to posts 29 and 30.

Thank you.

we sew his anus shut because it's so reamed out that we prefer to keep our lab floor poop free.

#20. Yeah, Val, Dick Dicks. Two for the price of one! Oh, yeah. Ha!

veggiiiiii - you don-nah likea the sushi?

35 - (laughing very, very hard but silently so as not to disturb the other workers)

She bends forward at the waist because every night Tom hammers her in the butt, after hanging the picture of Clay Aiken on the headboard.

#22, i've been pretty much disappointed in every film that he isn't decapitated, Risky Business, Cocktail, Color Of Money ... did he ever do a film where he isn't a self-aggrandizing asshole?

TCLTC

Start with Napoleon complex. Add a learning disability (although he seems more generally retarded at times), and ADD. Mix it all together with the projected anger of a self-hating repressed homosexual. Ta-da: Tom Cruise.

You are all a disgrace to Teegeeack. We have your email addresses. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

LOL Iggy. And notice how she has to stand there with her legs spread out. I thought it was just because she is wanting to look shorter than him. I think it's because she's hurting from all that hot bum sex.

I watched those videos and I get it. I have my first "Purification Rundown" appointment right after lunch.

*stands up, throws on cape*

TOP GUN FOREVER!!!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHklGtW3rwU

That was some craziness... Is he being investigated by any chance??? Because he kind of scares me. He's like a radical muslim "either you're on board or you're not". So what about us that aren't??? That is scary. Do scientologists even worship anyone?? Just wondering.

I take it none of you have spent the many years that I have in the pursuit of alternate wisdom that I have. I have been a scientologist now for 18 years and met my mate/wife their. We have raised our 6 children in strict accordance to the principles of our faith. Unless you truly now what you are talking about it why say anything at all unless you derive pleasure from mockery?
Our church is not what you think it to be and Mr. Cruise is regarded in a most high esteem by us. It would be appreciated if you could find something more productive to do with your spare time then criticise things that you are not educated about.
Thank you, respectfully

# 11 - No .... it does'nt make me wanna sing at all. Don't you haved a web site of some sort to post that crap on?

This is just another story about a "Batshit-Whack-0" Hollyweird celeb acting batshit whack-0.
Where's the story?

#46

Stop "Operating Thetan" and reread your post. You should have chosen the other "alternate wisdom"; higher education.

*throws cape on floor*

46- their, they're, there.

how can people STILL make that mistake?

Before you pack up your bag o' crazy and leave, #46, can I have your fancy OT bracelet?

*eyes glazed over*

It's . . . so . . . shiny . . . so . . . pretty . . .

proud scientologist...

The right of all Americans to free expression, no matter how offensive that expression may seem to others, is the cornerstone of the liberties we as a nation hold as our highest principles . Nonetheless, I think we should fry that sick Tom Cruise bastard.

I can always be emailed at batshitcrazy@yahoo.com

#8

Clem, Tom Cruise is not helping these people.

Doesn't matter. The are facts he'll never live down. Example: he signed up his fiance for "Buff Brides" fitness training for the wedding day, then had to get a GIRDLE sewn into his tux because his inner homo was freaking out and could only be silenced by gallons of Häagen-Dazs. It's obvious what how he can be defeated if he tries to take over the world - just throw naked girls at him. He'll scream like a bitch and go hide in the refrigerator (and he fits).

I would love to see Tom Cruise come over try to help and save Africa!! That could totally be made into a reality show! Shit I'd watch it - I don't think he'd live through one episode though.

like yesterday, #46 is likely a troll, enjoying a good laugh at all the responses.

#39 - p0nk, the sad thing is, I actually enjoyed most of his movies. i just pretend he's not TC. But I hadn't heard of TV or movies until I was 33. DAMN YOU TIBETAN MONASTARIESI!!! I hear (ahem) Cock-tail had special resonance with him.

Oh and TCLTC

I totally figured this out: The only REAL Scientologist is Tom Cruise, while everyone else is doing it for the lulz, thinking the others are Scientologists for real.

She squirms amidst the debris, jettisoned waste her cradle, a broken bottle her pillow. The defiance gleaming in her unformed eyes. She will try to live the life that was preceded by the wanton excesses of her predecessors. Pleasure without the regard of joy, merriment without happiness - the sins of lust. The unbaby little girl struggles to breathe the rancid fumes of decay, stinking elder roses and broken purfume bottles and worms and rats for siblings. Who will change her diaper? Alas, she is robed in unravelled tampons and an old toilet paper roll is lodged upon her head as a crown.
A princess in a dumpster kingdom! Mighty castle walls of metal and lid open to infinity beneath the smog laden stars - barren worlds for Her Majesty's domain. The unloved beauty of mother and father, prescient within the gloom of the truck that is to appear before her empire of waste. To take her away...

About the video link @ gawker...Reminds me exactly of Zoolander when Derek and Hansel are talking about their modeling career...except Tom Cruise isn't funny...

rich, I was the one in the monastery. you were just too busy boinking all the co-eds to have time for movies.

#46? That's joke, right? If you were so proud, then how come you feel the need to defend yourself?

And 'mockery'?! You're fucking right I enjoy mocking your dumbass 'religion'. I mean, how absurd do you have to be in life to follow the the teachings of a science-fiction writer's hysterical theory? You have to be pretty low-functioning.

You actually said you have 'faith' in scientology? Whoa. Good for you.

Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise..

Is this "religion" responsible for the fact that his wife has two kneecaps in her left knee?

# 46 - I derive my pleasure in life via mockery and sarcasm of dumb asses, like yourself, who provide me with all the ammo I need to make me smile
I thought the word "Scientology" was actually the study of some kind of Science at first. Now I recognize it for the Bat-Shit-Whack-0 cult it really is. When I saw Tommy Boy advertise for it, I knew all was not as face value made it seem. Scientology is a bigger scam than MEXIFORNIA - MEXAS - NEW(and old) MEXICO, combined !!!

#46 Get off my kool-aid muthafvcka!

Scientologists (well, really all religious people, but we're piling on the Scientologists this week) remind me of those assholes in high school and college (and there's usually at least one in every workplace, too) who "know" the score and don't trust the rest of us to do anything right, so they jump right out there and "fix" everything, whether it needs fixing or not (not that the NYC authorities had it all under control, either).

Control freak religious nutjobs are not content to believe what they want, the rest of us have to fall in line, too, or it makes their little show look like what it is: a bunch of maladjusted, insecure children in grown-up bodies. If everyone else is as maladjusted and insecure as they are, they don't stand out as much.

Living with Tom Cruise must be a foretaste of hell for anyone unlucky enough to be trapped. Or weak-minded enough to think he's anything like a visionary leader. He really should play Hitler in a movie. He seems enough like him, he'd probably be brilliant at it and win an Oscar.

Scientology is like most other religions: nothing more than a cult of personality.

#61 - Oh... that's right... DAMN YOU WEED!!!

#59 - That sounds delicious. Can I supersize that?

Well put, #66. Scientology in particular is a cult of personality - L. Ron Hubbard, and now Tom Cruise. You've hit the nail right on the head, and your analysis is so perfect it make me want to...sing...

Look into my eyes, what do you see?
Cult of Personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you want to be
I'm the Cult of Personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality

Neon lights, A Nobel Price
The mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You don't have to follow me
Only you can set me free
I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face on your T.V.
I'm the Cult of Personality
I exploit you still you love me

I tell you one and one makes three
I'm the Cult of Personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi
I'm the Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality

Neon lights a Nobel Prize
A leader speaks, that leader dies
You don't have to follow me
Only you can set you free

You gave me fortune
You gave me fame
You me power in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be
I'm the Cult of ...
I'm the Cult of ...
I'm the Cult of...
Personality

i'm thinking the heels help pitch her forward. i bet Scarytology teaches this robot pose...remember Posh Spice tried it on for size before she and Becks' app was rejected cuz he sounds too gay? L. Ron doesn't mind if you're in the closet, but he insists that you hide it.
TCLTC!

#46 - Maybe Scientology should invest in some grammar lessons for their (not there) members. That way, they wouldn't sound so ignorant when defending themselves. I'm sure TC could afford to pay for them. By the way, it's criticize.

tom cruise wears those shoes that make you 4 inches taller!
He's a pencil dick!

Dear Tom Cruise

I hayt-choo!

Love God

I wonder if the L. Ron Hubbards will make Tommy Boy the Captain of the "Sea Org" when civilization comes to an end or will he have to wrestle Vinny Barbarino for that title.

Funny how that video fails to mention the EXTREME MONETARY COSTS involved in becoming "Clear" and reaching the level of clarity that Cruise has...hmmmm.

#46

In spite of your denial of reality, every intelligent person can see that Scientology is a devious totalitarian regime founded by a psychotic sociopath to control the masses and bleed millions from weak needy people like yourself. While I respect your right to exist and think and believe what you want, Scinetology is not education, its indoctrination and its courses teach people how not to think, the absolute converse of true education. Do you think we were all born yesterday? Wake up you silly space cadet.

Fish more pictures of Katie Holmes instead of her with Tom Cruise. I don't give a shit, the story can still be about her, just show her. Damn Katie is pretty. Oh yeah to the point of the thread, scientology is weird etc. etc. Also TCLLRH, he also sucks dick.

"the story can still be about her" by "her" I mean him if I wasn't drunk and could type better.

If Tom is as sincere in his beliefs as he appears to be in this interview, he should not be afraid to air them publicly, he should be using this opportunity to spread the word to the next billion people and up his tote board total. This constant threat of lawsuits to those who dare to air this clip leave him suspect at best.

I took one of the Scientology "Personality Tests" while a student at Arizona State University. They never identified themselves as a church or organization of any sort. After my test results were in, and they explained how I could move myself up their chart, I was asked how much money I had or I could get ahold of to purchase all the materials I needed to elevate myself. I didn't have any money, I was a poor college student. Even at 18, I knew something stunk about this entire proposal and left their office, which was right across the street in a shopping center. At least the Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses identify themselves first when they knock on your door.

L Ron Hubbard ..... failed at trying to be a "nuclear physicist" so he wrote his first book on the effects of radiation to humans.
He was basically a fuck-up in life, and an author in the science FICTION and FANTASY genres in books. Nothing more - sorry to be the bearer of bad news #46
Example:
In WWII, they put him in charge of a submarine chaser. While taking it out on a shakedown cruise to San Diego, Hubbard attacked what he believed to be two Japanese submarines, ten miles off the coast of Oregon. The "battle" took TWO DAYS and L. Ron called in FOUR other US vessels plus two blimps for help ! After reviewing instrument data, battle reports, interviews with the various captains and taking into account the fact that Japanese submarines didn't regularly operate there, an analysis of all reports cites that there was no submarine in the area. ... S00000.....He then anchored the boat off Coronado Islands, in Mexican Territory, and had target practice. The Mexican Government raised hell with Washington. He disobeyed orders when told to return. He lost his command for that, and was put in a "non-authority" position.

If you read his autobiography, you will understand Scientology as well as
Tom Cruise - #46 - and the rest of this bastard cult.
The list of ignoramus fuckups is 10 miles long. (as well as the list of pseudonym writers names to avoid being recognized) I mean come on .... I like to watch science FICTION as much as anyone else, but I don't base my god damn life on it ! They were losers to begin with or they would'nt need a fuck-up of a science-FICTION writer to tell them what to do and how to act and what (Scientology) to spend their money on ....... Hmmm
Kind of sounds like any other religon when you say it THAT way .... and just like real religons .... If a scientologist preaches to me, I'm going to enjoy streching his ass-hole up around his neck so it looks like a pink collar

nice video, what is that mother fucker even talking about?? he acts like he's out saving the world. this guy is in need of a serious ego check.

freeeeeeeee Katie and TCLTC

#59? Are you mocking (s)cientology? You bitch!

#46, Yes, we have, but it didn't lead us to Scientology...

Anyone watched the training videos? They involve two people staring at each other for hours without fidgeting or moving.

TCLTC

#78 - well said.
"We are slowly and carefully teaching the unholy a lesson. It is as follows: We are not a law enforcement agency. BUT we will become interested in the crimes of people who seek to stop us. If you oppose Scientology we promptly look up - and find and expose - your crimes. If you leave us alone we will leave you alone.
It's very simple. Even a fool can grasp that.
And don't underrate our ability to carry it out."
- L. Ron Hubbard

The more I read about LRH, the more I think he might be Britney's dada.

i hope some Tom is taken out really soon by some crazy shit like "pink eye." Death by pink eye seems suitable for him. im tired of his crazy-ass ranting and forcing his cult shit on people who are too fucking stupid to think for themselves. he's targeting the dumb people to gain numbers and eventually have some uprising. i hope the government has a file on these nutty assholes. too bad they don't go out swinging heaven's gate style.

p.s. i think a cult based on how fucking awesome Spock was would give Scientology a run for its money. Spockology. i'd love to see them argue how ridiculous that shit is.

Of course he didn't ask permission. He and Mr. Phil don't need permission to be mistaken. Did you ask permission the last time you were ignorant and proud of it? Did you ask permission the last time you stuck both feet in your mouth? No. And they are way better at being a menace than you are.

@11 I saw you in Monty Python and The Holy Grail years ago. You were pretty good until John Cleese threw you out of the tower.

You have to give Trekkies credit. As fucked up as they are, they never actually turned Star Trek into a religion and worshiped William Shatner.

Hey Tom Asshat, why don't you go to Africa and create a "new and better reality"? Huh? Why don't you go use your powers to free the people in North Korea? You know you're the only one who can help. Don't ask permission, go fucking do it asshole!

Poll: what do you think the average IQ is of members of this fucking cult? I'm guessing -12. Anybody else?

Tom 4 Prez!!!

It looks like she's slouching back so she doesn't look 10 feet taller than him

Funny thing is all you people ever talk about is YOUR version of reality and the lies told about Lord Hubbard. He was as great a man as your Jesus and his religion is GROWING!!! :) :) :)
I am soooooo proud to be a part of these exciting times and offer all of you the chance for a free screening!!!
Let me know if you are interested and what part of the country you live and I can set it up for you!!!
Don't be mislead by naysayers, Scientology is THE answer for our troubled times!!!!!!
OH by the way, Mr. Cruise is nothing short of a hero!!!!!!

Proud Scientologist,

Have you spoken to the aliens yet?

God, I fucking HATE that bitch.

No reason.

#88, but they do worship Mr. Spock

Oops, need to tip my hat to #85. Hadn't worked my way back to your comment, and you brought up The Vulcanizer first.

:) i would love to see a war of the scientologists vs. the trekkies. my money on the trekkies. they outnumber the scientologists what... 30 to 1?

random thought. you know our country needs and hasn't had for a while? a good old fashioned serial killer. a serial killer with a need for scientologists. give that slasher the medal of honor for ridding us of our crab infestation known as scientology.

I personally think it's great that Tom Cruise is trying to help the world. I respect celebrities who use their celebrity for good and Tom is definitely doing that by...well...okay maybe he doesn't do it like the Angelina's and Bono's of this world. Raising millions for charity? Giving away his own millions to the needy? Cliche!! Adopting needy children? Come on! So last year!

No, Tom knows what the world really needs! Terrible movies! Yay!! Tom's contribution to society, for all his insane talk of "helping people" (because he says Scientologists are the only ones who can!) has been some sh*tacular movies... and yah... that's about it. Oh yeah. He's saving the world one crap movie at a time. Thanks Scientology. Dying children in Africa thank you for your contribution. Idiot.

Best line of the month....

"Holy shit Tom Cruise is going to kill us all."

LOL LOL LOL

!00 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ENOUGH of the mystic tans. Oh Katie, you are so pale and covered with stretch marks and moles and scars.......*gets spray-on tan*......oh wow Katie, you look so fit and pretty. Nuh-uh. STill ugly.

And most asymmetric knees ever. Goes with her ugly feet.

And that is why I don't watch movies if the person involved is a Scientologist...

Since we cannot shoot them the only thing to do is ignore them and hope they go away....

Proud Scientologist -

I'm a follower of Xenu, and while we're a small group, we're growing, and we're FUCKING TIRED of you Hubbard pussies blaming the great leader of the Milky Way for your fucking problems.

Xenu is coming back my friend, and when he arrives, your ass will be heading for a volcano! HA HA HA HA HA!!!

I bet Proud Scientologist is shitting his pants now. That's right bitch...we all know you believe in Xenu...and now he's coming for your ass. Look, up in the sky, is that a DC-8?!? OH FUCK!

Hey, I'll come to a free screening if I can stand on the desk and piss all over your e-meter. Think it will register the tremendous power of my cock?

Oh, I'm sorry, am I a "SP"? I'm going to start referring to all scientologists as FI's...FUCKING IDIOTS. Make that BFI...BRAINWASHED FUCKING IDIOTS.

They're both fucking nuts.

In all honesty I cannot believe how insensitive you characters are here. There are unseen forces that we have tapped and I doubt that you are either aware on the outside or are ready to be exposed to such. Please do not anger me further for I cannot be held accountable for what may happen.
Please mature before this nagging gnawing energy inside me is on the outside coming towards YOU.
Respectfully.

who fucking cares about Tom Cruise anyways? Katie Holmes is sweet, but ever since her thing with Tom, she is a total freak. Tom Cruise....OMFG he's annoying.

I was at Ground Zero for the recovery effort. This asshole had nothing to do with it.

holy Xenu, you idiots are ready for the flying spaghetti monster. it's the next great thing...create your own reality, spend loads of money to move up, etc. plus, there is spaghetti.

oh, and TCLTC

Love both of them!!!!!!!!!!!!! I find their more information on seekamillionarie!!!!!!!! I'm very curious about them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3rd pic: You think they broke anything to get her pelvis bone to do that?

@46, 85, 88 and 95

Here are good places to look for alternative wisdom:
Shatnerology
Church of the Subgenius (I heard the date for "The Rupture" had a TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK GAURANTEE! Now that's quality you can trust!)

I'd like to see some Spockology too, though.

I'm guessing 46 was a joke, because any trace of cynicism or skepticism is going to cut Scientology or pretty much any cult to ribbons instantly, so why come to a black hole of cynicism to defend it? Cults/Religions with no solid evidence to back them up (ie ALL OF THEM) are only for those who hopelessly WANT TO BE FOOLED.

Scientology has like three notable ARTISTIC talents (and their notability is debatable, Cruise is a ham/performer), a bunch of washed up b-lister ARTISTS who are mostly helpless fucked up addicts, and the rest are nobodies. NO INTELLIGENT MEMBERS, no one who contributes anything noteworthy to society. Fucked up artists and nobodies.
Other nails in the coffin: >>>IT ISN"T FREE<<<, and no ones allowed to question it (like all successful cults). I saw some fool parroting emotionally charged horseshit to try and defend Scientology on CNN last night. It was embarrassing. They're their own worst enemies.
Also, L. Ron’s books were SHIT.

I don't know if this is a joke or not; a parody of a parody?:
http://members.aol.com/exposebob/exposebob.html

@103 Can I get on that crazy train? I've been reading about this Xenu guy and his ideas make a lot of sense. His attempted execution of these ideas makes him one of the most incompetent dimwits in the history of forever; I think as far as practical planning and efficiency goes he's almost as stupid as any of the Semitic deities, but otherwise I think he has a good heart.

11 - "Where were you when the world stopped turning that September day"

I love how 2000 americans or so dying makes the world "stop turning", but 200,000 irakis doesn't...

Put on your tin foil hat and do your best Angry Scientologist.
You psycho LRH cocksuckers need to be shot in the dead.

Almost forgot... LRH was a known homosexual.
Probably why TC loves him (and the cock) so much....

TCLTC

Looks like the scientologists have been ordered to fill these blogs. If they weren't such a nasty bunch picking on the meekest of the meek this would be hilariously entertaining. And yes little Maypother IV you're just a meek little dude with a huge amount of baggage who has never delt with his childhood issues. You're actually the perfect front for these losers and you're not even smart enough to see that you are only being used and abused.

Tom Cruise looks gorgeous at 45. Maybe he is a bit crazy but he definitely looks very healthy and you'd think he is in his early thirties.

I am really losing my patience. Have you persons ever thought that maybe you do not know of what you say? The accusations made against Mr. Hubble are ALL false. Every single one of them. He was honored by the military for distinquised service and has done more to assist mankind in his further development than any other man this or last century.
I have had it with your kind. Live in ignorance. Die in sin. I am looking for the baby and all babies so that they do not turn into monsters like you and all the other men and women of previous recorded history. Or shall we say the history that was taught to you in error.
Respectfully.

I clealy meant the honorable 'Ron L. Hubbard not Hubble. A darkness has found my mind. At least I know how and where to cleanse mine.
Respectfully

Wow. Psycho to the max. You are looking for babies? His further development of what? A pyramid money grabbing scheme that defrauds morons such as yourself and is based in utter horse shit? LRH was a psycho homosexual who did too many drugs and started a cult for the feebleminded.

Go somewhere and eat a bullet. You would be doing the world a service.

120 you sound so angry. In our organization there is not anger but rather love. This talk of bullets. So sad. Dear Mr. Hubbard was not homosexual. Where does this emanate from in your confused mind. Clearing could really help with all the engrams you have accumulated. The answer is there for you and you will not accept the truth. Why?

Here is some of the steaming pile of Scientology.... HORSE SHIT.

Scientologists believe that Seventy-five million years ago, Xenu was the ruler of a Galactic Confederacy which consisted of 26 stars and 76 planets including Earth, which was then known as Teegeeack. The planets were overpopulated, each having an average population of 178 billion.[1][2][3] The Galactic Confederacy's civilization was comparable to our own, with aliens "walking around in clothes which looked very remarkably like the clothes they wear this very minute" and using cars, trains and boats looking exactly the same as those "circa 1950, 1960" on Earth. Xenu was about to be deposed from power, so he devised a plot to eliminate the excess population from his dominions. With the assistance of "renegades", he defeated the populace and the "Loyal Officers", a force for good that was opposed to Xenu. Then, with the assistance of psychiatrists, he summoned billions[1] of his citizens together to paralyze them with injections of alcohol and glycol, under the pretense that they were being called for "income tax inspections". The kidnapped populace was loaded into spacecraft for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth). The spacecraft were identical to the Douglas DC-8 with the exception of having different engines.

All you fake Scientoligst posting here are *cracking* me up!

The lingo sounds almost right...

Oh hell, there's no fucking doubt about it, that shit is NO RELIGION, it's a CULT for damn sure!

(I tried to get one more cuss word in there, but it wouldn't fit)

Stand up straight lady.

I checked a her sexy photo at the STD dating STDromance.com

Whatching this video i expected to rain any moment frogs.But it didn't,maybe some spit.You'd have to ask the interviewer.

Spit or frogs,they're both slimy anyway.

Where the fuck is Rosie O'Donnell to defend her cutie patootie?!

Almost forgot.... LRH was also a Satanist. Fact.

A little light reading about how someone got duped by $cientology
http://ocmb.xenu.net/ocmb/viewtopic.php?t=24730&view=previous&sid=76911dcaf79075def4c358240d7e82a0

so people 75 million years ago people were paying income taxes and driving around in studebakers (spelling?). im sure that alien life is so fucking NOT advanced to be wearing aprons and corduroy pants. i wonder how the dinosaurs felt about that? xenu sounds like a real dick. i bet he could have combined powers with khan. and im sure that psychiatrists are sitting around trying to lure people into volcanoes. i wonder if chuck norris is the prophet they are waiting for to kick xenu's ass? i don't understand how someone can be told this shit and take it seriously.

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This is a drug detox center founded by Ron L Hubbard. One of my very close friends went to it and when she came back she had told me all about it. Including the having to sit in a group of people with her eyes closed while the rest of the room stared at her for 2 hours at a time. The center also had a mandatory detoxing time which you are put into a low temperature sauna for 8 hours, you are only allowed out for 10 mins every hour to get some kind of "vitamin" shot. Anyway chick came back drug free but bitch is crazy with all of her "new" thinking about the world.

How could anyone let a Scientology idiot like TC fuck, and even worse, impregnate her? Even a vagina can deliver a better speech than this imbecile.

...you can believe this much. Do not rant on when you do not know the whole story. And all you do is read about these things not experience them directly.

Respectfully

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Clem, have you asked yourself, "What exactly is Tom Cruise doing to help?" Helping whom, or with what? Oh, I get it! He is spending thousands of dollars on clothes, hair, make-up, etc. in an effort to create a "new" scientologist-ized Katie Holmes -- one who looks "doable" now. And, I guess he brought that beautiful little Suri into the world to save it while in her Burberry frocks..however, she will not have learned anything about perseverance by staying up as late as "she wants". Sad not scary, when someone with so much, is so "lost" and truly detached from "reality". Positivity means jack, when you are that far gone.

They are well match each other. He is very hot, she is very beautiful and sexy. It is said that they met on celeb mingle.com Is it true?

What is he talking about??

Xenu face fucks L Ron Hubbard's thetan every night. And L Ron LOVES it!

Joke about that you scientologist pussy.

141 you know what you say and do here sir. Are you aware that your thoughts can attract like aspects of the energies manifested in those primordial Thatanic urges laden in spirit. Please refrain from further invocations for your own good and for those around you. I would highly reccomend you visit one of our churches to cleanse these highly charged engrammatic cross-talkings. You are in danger sir.
Respectfully

142 - ROTFLMAO! Are you for real? No, seriously, are you for fucking real? Do you really believe this shit? This is great!

Xenu's not going to come after me because Xenu is my home boy! In fact, I'm going to call him up right now and have him make a visit to YOUR house! That's right bitch, Xenu is turning his DC-8 around to visit you RIGHT NOW. He's going to bend you over and make you his personal BITCH. But since I'm a nice guy, I asked him to use lube. Though you should know that your pal L Ron never wanted lube. He took it from Xenu like a man!

Uh oh! Am I in danger now? Ohhhh...I'm SOOO scared! How dare I mock bad science FICTION and the retards who treat it like fact.

Shit, I would be in more danger if I made fun of Spock you asshat.

Better go hide in your basement little man...XENU IS COMING!

143 Sir, it is good that you have humor. You are going to need it one day. Some cry some ignore some laugh. That is your way to deal with stress. But it is not polite to ridicule the belief systems of others particularly when they are based on scientific fact and not fiction.
It is easy...let's try Freud or Christ of the president for that matter. Go ahead. But none of these rants disprove facts. Opinions are not facts. We are as a fact, thriving and helping others to become the best persons possible. Tom Cruise did a really fine job in his recruitment video and it was laid open as a joke.
Change your ways. The time is coming sir.
Respectfully.

"143 Sir, it is good that you have humor. You are going to need it one day."

blah blah blah

"Some cry some ignore some laugh. That is your way to deal with stress."

blah blah blah

"But it is not polite to ridicule the belief systems of others particularly when they are based on scientific fact and not fiction."

Oh my...I...I just...I just pissed my pants man! That's how hard I'm laughing! You actually believe that cult of scientology SHIT?!? Oh man...I'm...I'm CRYING I'm laughing so hard!!!

So you think Xenu is fact? DC-8 spaceships? Aliens killed by nukes around Earth's volcanoes? (Hmmm...where's the leftover radiation signature?)

Oh, and the best part, 136 billion people per planet, all of whom dressed and acted like modern humans. Science fact, or shitty science fiction by a fat bastard too lazy to flesh out a story? You decide!

That fat bastard L Ron said that anyone who read OTIII and wasn't prepared would DIE! But plenty of people read it, and laugh their asses off about it every day on the Internet. I thought your dear drug hazed leader was stating fact? Looks like fiction to me.

What happened to the threats and warnings about bad energy or some shit? "You're in danger sir." Nothing bad has happened to me. Oh...looks like more fiction from the looney bin.

"Opinions are not facts. We are as a fact, thriving and helping others to become the best persons possible. Tom Cruise did a really fine job in his recruitment video and it was laid open as a joke."

Because it IS a joke. That's apparent to anyone not brain washed. I know you're brain washed, but if you would survey some people who are not brain washed, you might start to realize how fucking stupid Tom looked.

"Change your ways. The time is coming sir."

Suck my cock and I'll ask Xenu to turn his DC-8 around and not go to your house to ass fuck you. The time is coming!

I AM XENU!

I want every scientologist to know that for smearing my good name I will fuck you in the ass!

AND I'M STARTING WITH TOM CRUISE!

The time is coming!!!

I am Xenu, and here I have revealed the truth for all to read!

http://www.xenu.net/