Jan 30 2008Tom Cruise has way more money than you
Tom Cruise is receiving a new Ducati Desmosedici RR motorcycle this week. Tom is receiving the very first model of the only 1,500 made. The cycle cost $72,500 and can reach speeds of 200 mph, according to NY Daily News:
Cruise, whose net worth is upwards of $250 million, is known to have an affinity for fast vehicles, including motorcycles, Porsches and planes. Some estimate the actor spent $1 million in 2006 on fuel alone.
A million smackers on gas? Jesus. Somewhere Al Gore is reading this with eco-friendly steam coming out his ears. He’s probably wishing he didn’t make that promise to Gary Coleman to never kick a midget again. But he never said anything about face punching...
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Reader Comments
1. FRIST!!! - January 30, 2008 11:03 AM
A tube of toothpaste has more money than me..
2. roastbeef - January 30, 2008 11:05 AM
Katie Holmes has the ugliest knees ever.
3. andrew - January 30, 2008 11:05 AM
2nd ?
4. havoc - January 30, 2008 11:07 AM
That wacky little Martian......
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5. The Office Whore - January 30, 2008 11:08 AM
I bet everytime Katie wears heels, Tom gets so angry he gallops into a wooded glen, and punch-dances out his rage..
6. kingnoony - January 30, 2008 11:08 AM
hey lay off tom; that midget has firefighters to save somewhere....
7. nipolian - January 30, 2008 11:10 AM
He's getting a Douchebagati Desmosedici RR motercycle.......How appropriate.
8. robert doosh - January 30, 2008 11:10 AM
hey, maybe he'll crash it.
9. lisa - January 30, 2008 11:10 AM
They are well match each other. He is very hot, she is very beautiful and sexy. It is said that they met on celeb mingle.com Is it true?
10. sandy - January 30, 2008 11:10 AM
"Tom Cruise has way more money than you"
Duh. Tom Cruise has more money than all of us and all the people we know put together,
Do you think he'll take it up to 200? What are the odds of crashing and burning at that speed?
11. havoc - January 30, 2008 11:12 AM
Is it true celebmingle.com is under federal indictment for fraud?
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12. Mal Reynolds - January 30, 2008 11:13 AM
It is outrageous that this little douche is going to own that bike. I suspect he will never top speed it, and if he does it will be on a closed track with training wheels attached. It is like seeing Paris in her McLaren.
13. Annabel - January 30, 2008 11:13 AM
Money or not, TCLTC. Big time.
14. LadyJane - January 30, 2008 11:13 AM
That isn't even factoring in the gas that flies out of his asshole when he's done having 7 or 8 cocks up there.
15. p0nk - January 30, 2008 11:13 AM
hopefully he'll relive his Top Gun days and go back to racing planes...and one lands on him.
16. nipolian - January 30, 2008 11:14 AM
#9 - "They are well match each other"
Your gookness is showing.
17. lisa - January 30, 2008 11:16 AM
they met on celeb mingle.com...
18. my comment - January 30, 2008 11:17 AM
All that money and an orange wife.
19. Aline - January 30, 2008 11:18 AM
Not only Al Gore, mind you.
Ecology is not some bizarre trend for retarded hippies, get real.
20. Auntie Kryst - January 30, 2008 11:21 AM
@5 Holy shit LOL! Was that a reference to Far & Away? Worst goddamn movie ever. I so wanted to beat the crap out of him for making that piece of plastic paddy crap.
21. Hash PT - January 30, 2008 11:23 AM
Ecology is a lie. Who gives a crap, really? Why would I want to preserve this planet when humanity f*cking SUCKS? Everyone is evil, I say let's f*ck this sh*t up as fast as we can. Seriously, why even bother with people we don't even know? They will always be bad, as they are now, as they were when they crucified Christ. Can't you see that is pointless saving this crappy corrupted planet?
22. oscar - January 30, 2008 11:27 AM
what they didnt tell you is that he spent approximately $1.5mil on anal lube... not that he's gay.. not that there's anything wrong with that if he is.
23. El-Coyote - January 30, 2008 11:30 AM
I have heard that serial killers have been known to mingle at celebmingle.com
24. whackjob - January 30, 2008 11:31 AM
uhhh, Hash. Might wanna check the expiration date on your meds....
on an unrelated note, I love the way Katie has figured out how to slouch with her spine curved just so, without appearing completely unnatural in order to make the midget look not quite so freakish.
In case anyone forgot TC(S)LTC.
25. nipolian - January 30, 2008 11:32 AM
#21 - you seem a tad bit emotionally distraught.........fuck dude, you are a mall shooting waiting to happen.
26. Elk - January 30, 2008 11:32 AM
Well I guess the old saying is right money doesn’t buy happiness, it buys craze.
27. aeuwave - January 30, 2008 11:33 AM
i have more money than Tom...
28. The Office Whore - January 30, 2008 11:34 AM
Auntie- It's actually a great line from Hot Rod, but imagining Tom galloping through a wooded glen and punch dancing just tickles my tickler..
Funny FRIST!!
29. Crappy Corrupted Planet Saving Committee - January 30, 2008 11:37 AM
re #21: We have reviewed our member listing and confirmed you are not an authorized representative of this committee. As such you are hereby ordered to cease and desist all further communication regarding Crappy Corrupted Planets (whether saving or not).
If you have any questions concerning this communique please visit CrappyCorruptedPlanets.com and register a bonafide complaint.
Sincerely, Commish
30. Gerald_Tarrant - January 30, 2008 11:38 AM
Tom has had Ducs for a long time. Nicole used to buy him a new one for his birthday from Beverly Hills Ducati. He owns bikes just to say he has them. It is part of his napoleonic complex. The world might be taller, but he has more toys, and by toys I mean male prostitues and shit stained dildos that he makes Katie fuck him with.
31. El-Coyote - January 30, 2008 11:38 AM
I also heard the TCLTC but people over at celebmingle.com also LTC....
32. haqikah - January 30, 2008 11:40 AM
Can I have some of your money!
http://IGotUGGs.com
33. Anonymous - January 30, 2008 11:44 AM
Lisa, yes, it's true, they met on celebrity.mingle.
34. Hill - January 30, 2008 11:47 AM
Hey, i've been away for a while, what does TC(S)LTC mean?
Poor, poor Kate. Tom scares me. Seriously...
35. amma - January 30, 2008 11:47 AM
...#24--totally! At first I thought Katie was doing some sort of pelvic thrust, man pose that Xenu had insisted she use in the bedroom. Now I see it serves a dual purpose by making her look closer in height to her little man. Hysterical.
36. mrs.t - January 30, 2008 11:47 AM
Damn....Travolta and Tom Cruise are the ultimate global warmers. Does Scientology preach "Fuck the environment...Xenu's gonna blow this shit up as soon as we're out of the solar system anyhow"?
37. stormer - January 30, 2008 11:47 AM
16: hahahahahahaha!
38. fergernauster - January 30, 2008 11:49 AM
He has more money, yes. And, unfortunately, he will have even more when the seized video of his Scientology indoctrination is released, for his popularity will then skyrocket to heights that force Orca's couch-acrobat stunt to pall in comparison.
This particular "entry" video will, once & for all, prove that TCLTC and I, for one, gleefully await its "cumming".
39. The Office Whore - January 30, 2008 11:52 AM
I wonder if Katie ever hides in the top shelf..
40. crabby old guy - January 30, 2008 11:52 AM
Wow Tommy, that's so cool that you can buy another "thing" - but it's all good, 'cause there are certainly no starving kids in Haiti that you could help instead.
At least his drone wife has her shoes on the correct feet this time.
41. mrs.t - January 30, 2008 11:54 AM
whoa-just went back and read Trenchcoat Mafia's post @ #21. That's some f*ucked up sh*t. F*or r**lz. It's actually kind of hard to do that stupid *.....talk about a waste of time, you fucking douchebag.
42. Shep - January 30, 2008 11:55 AM
Looks like scientologists don't care too much about the environment.
43. Jimbo - January 30, 2008 11:55 AM
I would have bet Tom spent over a million dollars on lifts for his shoes
44. Anal Fistula - January 30, 2008 11:55 AM
#5, you dominate.
Tom Cruise has more money than me. Sure. But Tom Cruise also has more alien cock up his ass than I do. I consider that to be a fair trade.
45. fergernauster - January 30, 2008 11:55 AM
Katie must be in chronic pain from the enforced slouching. If not now, in ten years, certainly. Why doesn't Tommy don plats, as Prince does? That would surely solve Katie's chronic-pain issues. Yes... if he truly cared for his wife, he would do that.
46. shithole world - January 30, 2008 11:56 AM
Al Gore is a fucking tool hypocrite who spends $30,000 a year in energy bills on his giant estate mansion. So while he promotes himself as Mr. Eco Friendly telling people all over the world to be modest with energy consumption he cannot even practice what he preaches.
I agree with his concepts but, like every fucking celebrity he is a giant HYPOCRITE. Oh they love to talk about poverty and third world countries and how much they GIVE GIVE GIVE but, NONE of them are capble of taking LESS. It's easy to give everyone loves a giver and it makes you feel so warm and fuzzy right Oprah but, don'rt ask them to give up any of the luxuries they waste their millions on. So while these FAKE do gooders brag about their charity work and orphans and blah blah blah they do it wearing designer thousand dollar threads travelling by private jet, staying in luxury suites that cost more a night than your car (or your house) and then they return home to their mansions pat themselves on the back as they see that theidiot everyday people have bought the lies they peddle. So why do they do all this? Because they are celbrities and celbrities are attention whores with ego's than need to be fed more than a herd of kids in a refugee camp.
this world is FUCKING BULLSHIT.
47. PunkA - January 30, 2008 11:58 AM
Cruise, Travolta and Will Smith are all on the down low together at Scientology club. Their salute inspiring leader Miscaviage brings the baby oil each week. And their wives, well, they get paid well, and get to frolic with their own male escorts anytime they want. Xenu loves gay sex and immorality. He took the alien cock himself as often as he could.
48. gigi - January 30, 2008 11:59 AM
oh.....? ok........ unless he & Rob Thomas are caught pounding each other again, I don't even care about what Tom does anymore.... so he got a fancy little superhero bike that cost about the same as a couple semesters at U of MD / if irony & karma are paying attention, it would be so delicious if he were to crash it..... then Katie can be free..... btw, damn! she can the rock the hell out of an Armani dress!
49. Anal Fistula - January 30, 2008 11:59 AM
@34 TCLTC = Tom Cruise Loves The Cock
and he does. just so you know.
TCLTC
50. fergernauster - January 30, 2008 12:00 PM
@47... you excluded Beckham in your list. We all know that DBLTC as well.
51. Lowlands - January 30, 2008 12:02 PM
I'll bet Katie Holmes runs the 100 meter in less than 10 seconds lol.
52. nipolian - January 30, 2008 12:03 PM
Who the fuck let #46 out of his cage?
53. shweaty balls - January 30, 2008 12:04 PM
Al Gore actually has 3 homes.
Public records reveal that as Gore lectures Americans on excessive consumption, he and his wife Tipper live in two properties: a 10,000-square-foot, 20-room, eight-bathroom home in Nashville, and a 4,000-square-foot home in Arlington, Va. (He also has a third home in Carthage, Tenn.) For someone rallying the planet to pursue a path of extreme personal sacrifice, Gore requires little from himself.
Al Gore’s Personal Energy Use Is His Own “Inconvenient Truth”
Gore’s home uses more than 20 times the national average
Last night, Al Gore’s global-warming documentary, An Inconvenient Truth, collected an Oscar for best documentary feature, but the Tennessee Center for Policy Research has found that Gore deserves a gold statue for hypocrisy.
Gore’s mansion, located in the posh Belle Meade area of Nashville, consumes more electricity every month than the average American household uses in an entire year, according to the Nashville Electric Service (NES).
In his documentary, the former Vice President calls on Americans to conserve energy by reducing electricity consumption at home.
The average household in America consumes 10,656 kilowatt-hours (kWh) per year, according to the Department of Energy. In 2006, Gore devoured nearly 221,000 kWh—more than 20 times the national average.
Last August alone, Gore burned through 22,619 kWh—guzzling more than twice the electricity in one month than an average American family uses in an entire year. As a result of his energy consumption, Gore’s average monthly electric bill topped $1,359.
Since the release of An Inconvenient Truth, Gore’s energy consumption has increased from an average of 16,200 kWh per month in 2005, to 18,400 kWh per month in 2006.
Gore’s extravagant energy use does not stop at his electric bill. Natural gas bills for Gore’s mansion and guest house averaged $1,080 per month last year.
“As the spokesman of choice for the global warming movement, Al Gore has to be willing to walk the walk, not just talk the talk, when it comes to home energy use,” said Tennessee Center for Policy Research President Drew Johnson.
In total, Gore paid nearly $30,000 in combined electricity and natural gas bills for his Nashville estate in 2006
54. It's me Katie Holmes (shithole world) - January 30, 2008 12:13 PM
#52. Well Tom usually lets me out once a week so that we can go out and show everyone "how happily married we are and how straight Tom is because L.Ron didn't like homo's" (even though he was one just like my "husband"). *sighs.
Hey if you were in my shoes you'd be a little cranky too.
55. D. Richards (Scumbag.) - January 30, 2008 12:27 PM
How in the fuck does a single human being consume a million dollars worth od fuel in a single lifetime, let alone a year?
Great way to 'unite' societies, Tom, ya' all-knowing scientologist bastard. All that oil that you've consumed, where does it come from? That's right, the Middle East. And how do we get said oil? No, not through interplanitary conquest: from pillaging the Arab world, silly.
What an ingenius way to connect the East and the West; use tens of thousands of gallons of gasoline. Arabs aren't bothered by our prescence - they like it.
Scientologists really do care.
56. Son-of D. Richards - January 30, 2008 12:31 PM
#55. 'Of fuel'.
'Od' isn't even a word, dunce.
57. Son-of D. Richards - January 30, 2008 12:34 PM
And you spelled 'ingenious' wrong too, fag.
58. Hill - January 30, 2008 12:36 PM
Holy shit... wow. that's hilarious. a bit disappointed that I didn't figure that out myself. ha ha ha
59. truthiness - January 30, 2008 12:43 PM
I happen to know for a fact that Ducati Desmosedici RR motorcycles use alien technology delivered by Xenu himself.
P.S. I DIDN'T spend a million on gas, so if I had a million I would still have it...now I'm rich...pretty smart, huh? tomorrow I'm going to save another million I don't have by not buying a million dollars on Rigndings.
60. truthiness - January 30, 2008 12:45 PM
That's "a million dollars on Ringdings" you spellchecking bitches.
61. p0nk - January 30, 2008 12:47 PM
fuck me. i forgot to add...
TCLTC
62. RichPort - January 30, 2008 12:55 PM
#46 - Don't be shy, give us your honest opinion.
TCLTC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
63. Xanthia - January 30, 2008 12:59 PM
#21: Mel G......... is that you blaming the Jews again???
Besides we all knew there had to be a reason for Kat(i)e to marry him... It damn sure wasn't for the sex, so it may as well have been for the $$$$!!!!
64. TCHP - January 30, 2008 1:00 PM
Actually #46 shared FACT's not opinions.
65. sla - January 30, 2008 1:01 PM
#56 -- This site cover it all, from ragging on celebs for ruining the planet to bitching over a typo. Sheesh.
66. Xanthia - January 30, 2008 1:09 PM
By the way - one would think that with all that money she could get a better hair stylist. Is it just me or does her hair look like Johnny Depp's in Charlie and The Chocolate Factory? and when she slaps on those huge-ass sunglasses she looks just like him! Who knew TC had a crush on JD???
67. hegadeth - January 30, 2008 1:18 PM
OK, here's a new one. Let's see who gets it first. TCLTDP......
68. RichPort - January 30, 2008 1:20 PM
Tom Cruise Loves The Double Penetration?
69. beefin' it up - January 30, 2008 1:23 PM
when did tom cruise get so damn ugly?
70. Rat - January 30, 2008 1:25 PM
Nice work Sweatty Balls,
al gore has become a BILLIONAIRE thats BILLIONAIRE from the global warming fraud!
71. p0nk - January 30, 2008 1:25 PM
67... i'm hoping dp doesn't mean 'double penetration' because i might just lose my lunch.
72. hegadeth - January 30, 2008 1:26 PM
#68 - That's good, but not what I was thinking........
73. hegadeth - January 30, 2008 1:30 PM
Since I gotta run, I'll spell it out now. TC Loves The Donkey Punch. And yes, I believe he does!
74. RichPort - January 30, 2008 2:13 PM
(crickets)
75. BLEEP! - January 30, 2008 3:07 PM
i wanna know who katie holmes is actually sleeping with. why can't we get that information?
76. Doomhammer - January 30, 2008 3:24 PM
So what this tells me is that somewhere out there, is a telephone pole, with Tom Cruise's name ALL OVER IT !!
Keep on motorin' Tom !!!
77. Skip Smith - January 30, 2008 3:28 PM
Since the last story about Tom Cruise mentioned alien porn, may I present ... ET porn:
http://www.filecabi.net/video/et-sex.html
78. mamadough - January 30, 2008 3:28 PM
i'm waiting for the day when tom forces katie to have that surgery to remove about 4 inches of bone from her legs to knock her down a peg.
oh, #70, it's not fraud you dumb fuck. it really is occurring. that's what the earth does. heats up and cools down. it's going to happen and has happened in the past, whether we fuck it up further or not.
79. Chauncey Gardner - January 30, 2008 4:00 PM
Tom has actually earned twice that amount (he's equal to or just behind the combined Olsen Twins) but he surrenders half of it to the Church of Scientology. 'Cause he's a fucking crazy gay idiot.
80. her knees - January 30, 2008 4:19 PM
2 - I agree. I didn't like how I was called everyone said they were amazing when she wore the short red coat.
And I hate how she stands now, because Tom is short she has to stand with her feet spread, so she doesn't over powere him too much.
81. El-Coyote - January 30, 2008 5:51 PM
So Tom is obviously morphing Katie into a Psuedo-Posh.
Next, he will morph her into a Psuedo-Dave Beckham so he can get aroused...
TCLTC
82. El-Coyote - January 30, 2008 5:54 PM
So Tom is obviously morphing Katie into a Psuedo-Posh.
Next, he will morph her into a Psuedo-Dave Beckham so he can get aroused...
TCLTC
83. AJLAJ - January 30, 2008 6:21 PM
shweaty balls was meerly showing what a hypocrite Al GOre. The environments fucked but, don't listen to the bloody rich celbs pouting greenspeak since they're all fucking hypocrites living in mansions. the world isfucked because we're so greedy so even if your mansion is covered in solar pannels doesn't mean you've solved the root problem, at the core all of theproblems in the world are caused by greed and selfishness. Al gore gets teary eye seeing all the polution well i get fucking teary eyed seeing a world where the rich live like fucking glutton kings and kids are fucking dying of poverty. Al Gore is not an intelligent person because he cannot see the bigger picture so although it is of course true that the environment is in trouble and that we need to change our wasteful behaviour it's still pretty disgusting when the uber wealthy living in homes the size of hotels go around preaching modest consumption of anything.
84. whatever - January 30, 2008 7:20 PM
Britney Spears gets $700k a month and can't even act decent enough to keep her kids.
The world adores Al Gore for preaching against energy use while he himself uses 20x the electricity of the average American household, and God only knows how much oil jetting around the world to lecture the middle class and poor on their energy use.
Tom Cruise blows money on motorcycles and cults while starving people in Hati eat cookies made from vegetable shortening and dirt. (You read that correctly.)
This world is fucking batshit insane, and the human race doesn't even deserve it. We should spit on these people and take their money from them, not photograph them or adore them or worship them.
Maybe I'll cheer up if Tom wrecks his bike at about 160 mph and dies. Bonus points if he takes out Gore or Spears at the same time.
85. ack - January 30, 2008 8:03 PM
tc doesn't care about the earth because he's an ALIEN. duh.
86. AJLAJ - January 30, 2008 8:29 PM
#84. Someone else gets it? Fuck that was like reading my own thoughts.
Please tell me that you feel the same way about Oprah. She brags about all her doo gooding to a room full of applause rather a world full of adoring housewives (because as you know charity is all about recognition)and she has seen the poverty in Africa (she can't paly the ignorance card) yet she lives the life of a sick deluded queen in multiple mansions filled with the most expensive shit imaginable. She is the quenn of hypocrites (possibly even worse than Al Gore who as you say so well preaches (and guilts) the middle class and the poor who are overwhelmed just trying to pay those electricity bills about modest consumption and then he with all his wealth and possibilities can't even practice what he preaches.
The most depressing part is that so few people get this. "Why can't people have their mansions" a sheltered old friend once said to me. Because FUCK because there is a world full of need and poverty, because it isn't healthy to live in extravagance and as long as many do other will have nothing, because good fucking god why does this require an explanation when to me it's so obvious.
And I hate the lazy excuse that the economy would go in the shitter if the wealthy stopped being so wealthy. That's such a bunch of bullshit, there are so many solutions and only a complete selfish asshole ould argue that our ecomnomy depends on Oprah having 5 mansions. Fuck she can buy five mansions, she just gonna have to turn them into a home for kids with cancer, an orphanage, a shelter for abused women etc.. greed is NEVER the answer.
This world is so fucking depressing and I still love life and shit ( these bastardswon't ruin it all for me) but, I really don't know if there's any hope sometimes because people are so fucking selfish and ignorant.
Pardon my spelling I am far too tired and bitter to peruse and spell check my own ranting.
87. Ted from LA - January 30, 2008 8:51 PM
#86,
BEST POST since I went on a similar rant a few boxes of wine ago. America is doomed if we keep this shit up. Anyone who gives the least shit about these celebs in "real life" is part of the problem, not the solution. John Edwards would not have dropped out of the race today had he not built a 28,000 square foot home. Even American's saw through that hipocracy. He had the best ideas on the subject, he just didn't walk the walk.
88. Ted from LA - January 30, 2008 8:52 PM
On a more serious note, what is the deal with Katie? It looks like her butt is where her pussy should be. How does she do that????
89. ann - January 30, 2008 9:39 PM
I hope he can touch the ground. Does it come with training wheels?
90. mommylonglegs - January 30, 2008 9:50 PM
Planes, motorcycles, porsches...is somebody compensating?
91. AJLAJ - January 30, 2008 10:14 PM
Yeay Ted! Perhaps the world isn't doomed. i love your commentary BTW you are so witty.
It's a sad thing that one of the biggest problems in the world is really not talked about but, in this consumer driven world I guess it's no coincidence that greed is not a popular topic.
As for Mrs. Cruise above that's actually not Katie Holmes it's Katbot the robot wife Tom made in his scientology lab with parts he was saving to bring back his hero sir L.Ron. Needless to say Tom's lab has a LOT of manbot asses laying around so he just made Katbot with an ass in front and an ass in the back that way missionary sex with her would actually be quite enjoyable and to Tom the more man ass the better. Katie got wise to Tom's erm... batshit craziness so she was taken care of. Don't worry she's still alive, so where is the real Katie Holmes? She's Kirstie Ally's personal slave and has been force fed to a staggering appearance altering 400 pounds. She's not so purdy no more and if you thought Katbot had fugly knees picture 'em with rolls. but, at least Kirsty Ally's feeling better about herself these days.
P.S. Ted from L.A. I'm not sure you are real. You aren't homophobic, you're funny and you have a great moral outlook on the world yet are also informed. I thought I married the only man that fit this description. Your wife must be a happy woman, I know I am.
92. Rebecca - January 30, 2008 11:12 PM
Is anyone else reminded of Bambi when they look at Katie Holmes?
93. Ted from LA - January 31, 2008 1:41 AM
#91,
If I ever cheat on my wife it is going to be with you. I'm real and I'm spectacular.
#92, If you're referring to a desire to shoot her mother, I have to say, I thought about it, but I'm a pacifist. That is why AJLAJ has fantasies about my wife and me getting it on with her.
94. FRT - January 31, 2008 3:52 AM
I heard that Tiny Tom Thumb gets his motor-bikes custom made...so that his feet will actually touch the ground when stopped! Hence the exorbitant price!
Other wise...he would just fall over.
Looks like the wee little fellow is getting a little chunky too!
95. Dranoes - January 31, 2008 10:04 AM
Ah, well. At least he doesn't lecture me on the environment and then do all this crap. As far as I know, anyway.
96. RichPort - January 31, 2008 10:20 AM
She's smiling like that because she never has to suck his dick... that's why they have a pool boy.
97. Proud American - January 31, 2008 11:21 AM
1. Name your two U.S. Senators. I don't know the names of Hockey players.
2. Name Britney's two children. Coaster and Ashtray
3. Name the Secretary of the Treasury. Nicholas Cage
4. State how much Britney makes per month. $10,000 batshit crazy, look at me I'm an unfit mother, fat, attention whore dollars (roughly the same as Rosie O'Donnel)
5. How much have interest rates decreased with the last two fed moves? Paris Hilton went to prison.
6. Who is Kim Kardashian dating? A urine sample form the state pen.
7. Who is next in line to be President of the United States if President Bush and Vice President Cheney are removed from office? Adnan Ghalib
8. What mammal does Hayden P want to save? Milo Ventimiglia
9. Who are the two remaining Republican candidates for president? Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern
10. Who was the surprise 6 foot 4 penis to visit Britney as she was leaving the hospital? Oprah.
11. Where was Barack Obama born? Canada.
12. How often does Janince Dickinson shave her nuts? Every 4 hours, just like Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg.
So Ted did I win???
98. ST evec - January 31, 2008 8:56 PM
Katie is looking more like Tom every day....must be that Scientology cloning shit happening
99. Queefer Bukakke - January 31, 2008 9:35 PM
I didn't know they made these cycles for midgets. Let's hope he crashes into his favorite gay leather bar and dies.
100. wibbly - January 31, 2008 11:37 PM
has katie developed some kind of slouch now to keep tom feeling tall? I think Nic had the same problem
101. Rocko - February 2, 2008 9:59 AM
This is a good picture, the photog did a good job making Tom and Katie the same height despite her wearing heels. Unless Tom is wearing lifts or something, but I don't think he's allowed to do that.
102. Maris - February 13, 2008 9:33 AM
Tom Cruise looks like Hitler....
103. true - February 28, 2008 11:05 AM
Don’t believe one optimistic word from any public figure about the economy or humanity in general. They are all part of the problem. Its like a game of Monopoly. In America, the richest 1% now hold 1/2 OF ALL UNITED STATES WEALTH. Unlike ‘lesser’ estimates, this includes all stocks, bonds, cash, and material assets held by America’s richest 1%. Even that filthy pig Oprah acknowledged that it was at about 50% in 2006. Naturally, she put her own ‘humanitarian’ spin on it. Calling attention to her own ‘good will’. WHAT A DISGUSTING HYPOCRITE SLOB. THE RICHEST 1% HAVE LITERALLY MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. Don’t fall for all of their ‘humanitarian’ CRAP. ITS A SHAM. THESE PEOPLE ARE CAUSING THE SAME PROBLEMS THEY PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT. Ask any professor of economics. Money does not grow on trees. The government can’t just print up more on a whim. At any given time, there is a relative limit to the wealth within ANY economy of ANY size. So when too much wealth accumulates at the top, the middle class slip further into debt and the lower class further into poverty. A similar rule applies worldwide. The world’s richest 1% now own over 40% of ALL WORLD WEALTH. This is EVEN AFTER you account for all of this ‘good will’ ‘humanitarian’ BS from celebrities and executives. ITS A SHAM. As they get richer and richer, less wealth is left circulating beneath them. This is the single greatest underlying cause for the current US recession. The middle class can no longer afford to sustain their share of the economy. Their wealth has been gradually transfered to the richest 1%. One way or another, we suffer because of their incredible greed. We are talking about TRILLIONS of dollars. Transfered FROM US TO THEM. Over a period of about 27 years. Thats Reaganomics for you. The wealth does not ‘trickle down’ as we were told it would. It just accumulates at the top. Shrinking the middle class and expanding the lower class. Causing a domino effect of socio-economic problems. But the rich will never stop. They will never settle for a reasonable share of ANYTHING. They will do whatever it takes to get even richer. Leaving even less of the pie for the other 99% of us to share. At the same time, they throw back a few tax deductable crumbs and call themselves ‘humanitarians’. IT CAN’T WORK THIS WAY. This is going to end just like a game of Monopoly. The current US recession will drag on for years and lead into the worst US depression of all time. The richest 1% will live like royalty while the rest of us fight over jobs, food, and gasoline. Crime, poverty, and suicide will skyrocket. So don’t fall for all of this PR CRAP from Hollywood, Pro Sports, and Wall Street PIGS. ITS A SHAM. Remember: They are filthy rich EVEN AFTER their tax deductable contributions. Greedy pigs. Now, we are headed for the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time. SEND A “THANK YOU” NOTE TO YOUR FAVORITE MILLIONAIRE. ITS THEIR FAULT. I’m not discounting other factors like China, sub-prime, or gas prices. But all of those factors combined still pale in comparison to that HUGE transfer of wealth to the rich. Anyway, those other factors are all related and further aggrivated because of GREED. If it weren’t for the OBSCENE distribution of wealth within our country, there never would have been such a market for sub-prime to begin with. Which by the way, was another trick whipped up by greedy bankers and executives. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. The credit industry has been ENDORSED by people like Oprah, Ellen, Dr Phil, and many other celebrities. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. So don’t fall for their ‘good will’ BS. ITS A LIE. If you fall for it, then you’re a fool. If you see any real difference between the moral character of a celebrity, politician, attorney, or executive, then you’re a fool. WAKE UP PEOPLE. The 1% club will always say or do whatever it takes to get as rich as possible. Without the slightest regard for anything or anyone but themselves. Vioxx. Their idea. Sub-prime. Their idea. NAFTA. Their idea. Outsourcing. Their idea. The commercial lobbyist. Their idea. The multi-million dollar lawsuit. Their idea. $200 cell phone bills. Their idea. $200 basketball shoes. Their idea. $30 late fees. Their idea. $30 NSF fees. Their idea. $20 DVDs. Their idea. Subliminal advertising. Their idea. The MASSIVE campaign to turn every American into a brainwashed credit card, pharmaceutical, love-sick, celebrity junkie. Their idea. All of which concentrate the world’s wealth and resources and wreak havok on society. All of which have been CREATED AND ENDORSED by celebrities, athletes, and executives. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. So don’t fall for their ‘ good will’ ‘humanitarian’ BS. ITS A SHAM. NOTHING BUT TAX DEDUCTABLE PR CRAP. Bottom line: The richest 1% will soon tank the largest economy in the world. It will be like nothing we’ve ever seen before. and thats just the beginning. Greed will eventually tank every major economy in the world. Causing millions to suffer and die. Oprah, Angelina, Brad, Bono, and Bill are not part of the solution. They are part of the problem. EXTREME WEALTH HAS MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. WITHOUT WORLD PROSPERITY, THERE WILL NEVER BE WORLD PEACE OR ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE. GREED KILLS. IT WILL BE OUR DOWNFALL. Of course, the rich will throw a fit and call me a madman. Of course, their ignorant fans will do the same. You have to expect that. But I speak the truth. If you don’t believe me, then copy this entry and run it by any professor of economics or socio-economics. Then tell a friend. Call the local radio station. Re-post this entry or put it in your own words. Be one of the first to predict the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time and explain its cause. WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE.