Jan 24 2008

Tara Reid like you've never seen her before

Tara Reid got drunk last night in London and flashed her venomous nether regions while getting out of a car. Tara Reid was allegedly sober once. It was during the first few minutes of her birth. Though I hear five bottles of whiskey fell out of her mom’s uterus when they cut the umbilical cord. Years later a pony keg was also found in her fallopian tube. Sadly, it was kicked.

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skank, first

Nice bulky pussy. *vomits*

Nice testicles.

I don't care what you guys say, I would still fuck the shit out of her. She is still on my most wanted list of bitches I want to fuck.

As long as her chest and stomach are covered, I am happy.

At least it looks like a clean sanitary napkin.

finally... the writing is back to being decent on this site.

Meh, looks like merely buzzed pictures of Tara. Where are the piss drunk photos?

She should have a labia lift. It couldn't be any worse than the abortion she called stomach-lipo.

Whats so salacious about this? Britney makes Tara Reid look like classy British royalty, for cripes sakes.

She's alright. You know if you saw her on the street you'd think she was sorta attractive...

oddly enough, I'd fuck her... Then brain her like a baby seal when she tries to speak.

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#11, I know if I saw her on the street, on the internet, or in my bed, I'd have to say that I wouldn't think twice and fuck that labia without a lift So #9, she wouldn't need a labia lift for me to fuck her.

meh. nothing to see.

Mike, Her sloppy cunt remind you of mom?

I, too, would make sex with her.

she gained the weight back!

#15, unfortunately yes. But hey mom's sloppy cunt got me in this world, and survived my huge head. So Tara's sloppy cunt will just fine for me.

I think I like her haircut. I don't know what's wrong with me..

#19, and I think I like you, but I know there is nothing wrong with me.

BAH!!!!

id do her

Mike, I'm glad you & mom are close. It usually makes for some good designer shoes when mom & son are so tight.

Listen madam Tara, just because you got the blond version of Katie-Holmes-hair, it doesn't mean you can pretend you didn't just throw back 17 martinis.

id wud tap her

what's wrong with you people? you'd be diving into a disease if you screwed her.

I actually like her haircut too...she looks kind of cute with a bit more class

@26
That's what makes it hot, fucking dirty girls, the risk potential...SCHWING!

key word being "looks." she looks like she's got a bit more class. oh how "looks" can be deceiving. booyah!

its not a risk, its a sure bet! eeeeehhhh, i feel like i need to go swallow some antibiotics after just reading all of this!!!

I thought she said she wasn't an alcoholic.

Damn lying whore!

Black patent leather platform pumps and shiny black tights? Oh dear god.

You are aware that the "labia" most like is just the patch of fabric that you will find in most nylon stockings? So that makes her less nasty for you to hit.

However, for all I know it could be a deformed vagina.

Damn. London will let anyone in, won't they.

Day. It's all part of the marketing for her new movie: "Dumbo II: Meatflaps In Flight". Paris Hilton plays her Mom.

okay we know you cant stand her

DAMNED Homely hairstyle there babe!!

Ript, yeah, but only because we kicked her out and she had nowhere else to go..

Gogo ultra mega cameltoes.

Being from London and all I can say she is as decadent as the club she was at last night ! crystal is so washed out... its so not cool anymore

What happened to all the Hayden P threads? Just because she is now in the midget bowling league doesn't mean she is no longer news worthy. I'd like to see actions shots of her hitting the pins head first.

nice beef flaps

I'd also like to point out here, FRIST, this is not a naked shot, is it? It just looks like pantyhose to me.

See me? See my hair? It's my new fuckin' haircut. I'm goin get fuckin' laid tonight. I'm going drink Heinekens and Jagerbombs all night. Jagerbombs Jagerbombs Jagerbombs. Fuckin' Jagerbombs, I shower in that shit!

34 ript. ...and so will Tara.

mike, are there any stray animals in your neighborhood?

@34 London is the new middle age ,word

Nice comeback, Tara. Put on those pounds in the right places and forever be a hottie. Even when she's 68 she'll still be hot, folks. I kinda like this new obese Tara Reid better...

I miss Paris Hilton news.

That's the best she has looked in years. I'd get that stink on my hang low.

It looks like she brushed her dog and then put its hair on her head. WTF

Are we still looking at Tara's snatch? Can we please move on? I am sure by now Britney has found her way to a Buddhist Monastery and did a striptease for the Monks..

Yes Ript, I have several pairs of tights exactly like that and they all come with panty liner area stuff, whatever that thing is called. Maybe it's for if you don't want to wear actual underpants under them.

Is it time to go home yet??? Why doesn't Tara have to work? Life isn't fair. I want to go to London and drink til I puke and wander around in my pantyhose and, no nevermind, I'm ok...

Well, if Britney terrorizes kids, I can see her terrorizing monks as well.

I only terrorize the dude behind the counter at the liquor store..

I bet her high-traffic poon is swollen and hanging out of the hole like an inside-out sea anemone.

Imagine the compression strength of that polyester, to hold all that damp meatiness in. *ponder*

I wonder if nylon can cry.


She's ugly, beat up, and smells really bad.

We us to do that too. I went to school with his kid and he was a retard, but they had the coldest beer in town. .

Is it time to go home yet??

hahaha i bet its where she puts her coke

Wow, I'm seeing some of the old favorites on here again...apache, zanna, pinky nip.

How's everyone doing????

She used to seem so sweet.

wow! twzzlr. it has been a while.

I thought that girls that age didn't wear pads like that, instead shoved tampons in their puss!! I'd fuck her too--right in her alcohol cleansed mouth!

sick sick sick. She should stick to her boob falling out at p diddys parties

What is it exactly that Tara Reid does?

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She looks like W.C. Fields in picture #3. (shudders)

Hey, p0nk :)

It has been awhile...it's nice to see old names on here again! The fun crowd :)

Tara is slim. Why many celebs are so slim?? I am a BBW from plussingle.com.I still think BBW is more sexy than them

She looks like every small town's small-town trashbag whore. There's a Tara Reid in every community.
This Tara Reid just happened to be in a couple movies.

Wow, incredible ignorance. There's nothing to see here - it's just her pantyhose. Do you people actually know real women? Clearly not.

omg....i'm not gonna bother to scroll and see who wrote this cuz i'm lazy.....but BEEF FLAPS??? Maybe i'm a hermit cuz i've never heard that before...but holy crap! i laughed until i almost peed. I know. I could have kept that too myself.

TUCK!!!!!

CUTE CUTE CUTE
I Love love LOVE her haircut. If I hadn't been trying to grow mine out the past year I'd go cut it like that right now.

Be young and hot. Do nothing of consequence, with little talent and no artistic value, and earn untold millions. Become an alcoholic with personality disturbances and fuck thuggish looking Arab men while being photo'd by the papps. Fade to obscurity ....

She actually looks kinda hot with her clothes on.

Funny thing is, that seat was a lovely beige colored rich Corinthian leather before Ms. Reid's toxic hoo ha initiated an unexpected burnishing process on it.

Please lay off the X. It is effecting your skank-o-meter.

Taht is all.

a tipical pantyhose with cotton crotch.

These comments are scay-roooood.

a tipical pantyhose with cotton crotch

Last Photo: Isn't that Julien McDonald from Project Catwalk? Fuck I hate that whiny little priss! Nice sparkly pants! Now who's the "fasion victim" ? Fitting that he would be seen with the likes of Superskank Tara Reid.

A drunk chick flashing her snapper?

Gotta love it.......

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Funny thing is, that seat was a lovely beige colored rich Corinthian leather before Ms. Reid's toxic hoo ha initiated an unexpected burnishing process on it.

C'mon, get a life. All of you.

I mean, does anybody really think she's flashing anything in these photos? Are you really that retarded, or have you never seen a woman in real life?

You see pantyhose. I find that sexy, because I'm a fetishist, and I'd do Tara any day of the week. If you think you see a deformed vagina, you are way, way more pathetic than me!

the rich man's oksana baiul.

OMG, she's a man!

But it's more fun to make fun of someone's panty hose than it is to wish we could fuck them.

What a silly bitch.I could totally wrestle her.


That hair looks alright on Tara. Like #5, as long as her torso area is covered, I'm pretty cool with her. Also, I don't really want her to puke on me.

Ms. Reid looks better with a bit of weight on her. The haircut is cute although the hair itself looks a bit horse-hairish. Not sure WTF is up with the black hose/tights - those are hideous.

That was nice of her.

are those testicles?
ick!

It's just the gusset in the tights. And at least she looks MILDLY respectable.

She really still continues making a mess out of herself.. Poor girl!

no those r not testicles tara has the best pussy lips known to man.. tara is so hot and sexy heres the hottest girl on the face of this planet.. luv ya tara..

Tara Reid Like you've never seen her before...what, you mean Sober? Or did you mean fully clothed and not drenched in homless man semen?

Hmmm? I wonder if her pussy smells?

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