Jan 31 2008Sam Lufti to make medical decisions for Britney

the sooner they get rid of this guy the better for britney
first?

i think i got to this post first... lol

What a gold digging A-Rab.

no, definatly didnt... lol

what a tool.... or stool

Wow, she really digs the landing strips on her guys' chins.

I'm pretty sure that even a toddler could make decisions in the best interest of Britney Spears at this point.

Yes, give her to me.
I will take care of her privates.
Take her money.
Go with her to Quizno's
keep applying red lipstick, and highlighting her acne with it...
and make sure she never showers again, as I have always done.

I am obviously better than her parents and previous real managers that propelled her to stardom, through outrageous album sales and super good looks, who told her to behave herself.

he is my favorite. I am his big fan. Is he single now? Just curious. I saw his profile on millionaire dating site CelebMingle.com last week.

Isn't that the lead singer in Sam The Sham and the Pharaohs?

From what I'm hearing, the judge is now taking responsibility for her, and the judge is calling the shots til its figured out. Or am I just 10 minutes behind everyone?

Does all of her male cohorts need to look like they have pussy face?

Does all of her male cohorts need to look like they have pussy face?

Her parents should call Homeland Security on his ass.

hmmm breakfast sounds good go sam i wish i could be like u...i would have fun with this whole thing if i were you go spend before her parents cut u out of the picture...have fun dude...

hmmm breakfast sounds good go sam i wish i could be like u...i would have fun with this whole thing if i were you go spend before her parents cut u out of the picture...have fun dude...

Huh? Sam is now the guy most concerned about Britney and was the one leading this? And Lynne didn't want Britney hospitalized? This information seems completely backwards.

If Lynne didn't want Britney hospitalized, she is a horrible mother -- just like her daughter is to her little boys. Britney definitely needs to be committed, and if anyone in her inner circle was against this, then the judge should think about committing them as well.

can't....be.....bothered....to...give...a.....shit......

Wow, she really has hit rock bottom, depending on some dooshbag to make her medical decisions.

More PICs of Britney here:

www.internetisseriousbusiness.com

I think what #11 heard would be the best for her. And I can't believe I'm saying this, but if not the judge, then KFed would be better than any of her family or Lufti.

Except for the judge, everyone else stands to profit off her, but hopefully KFed would try to remember that she's mother to two of his boys, and for their benefit would try to help her (more than the others in her life -- man I hope the judge takes over for a while!)

It really doesn't matter too much. I think a pet rock could make better decisions for Britney than she can make for herself.

TMZ is reporting the opposite.

STOP MESSING WITH MY MIND!!!!

Just leave Greedo alone. He's a human being!

Woo hoo! I double posted! Where's anonymous? I need to pick up my douche badge!

Jesus Christ. I gotta wonder what the hell could have happened between Britney and her parents to make her say, "I want this golddigging douchebag to make all my MEDICAL decisions for me." Are her parents that bad? Or is she just that dumb, that she believes that dickweed gives a shit about anything but her bank account? Her parents seem to care, I don't believe they only care about her money, I don't think they're monsters, esp. her father. It's too bad he didn't put a beat-down on that crotch-chinned asshole. K-Fed is looking smarter with every passing day for cutting her loose, though that appears to have accelerated her downward spiral.

Again, good thing her kids aren't around this shit. To all you who think it was terrible that she lost custody of her kids, do you still think that? What good would it have done them to see Mommy get taken away, again?

Brit:

Why are you gettin' guidance from a cheeseball loser with a beard that looks like diarrhea dripped on pita?

Honey, you just can't tame a possum with applesauce and a cheese grater. Might as well hum YMCA in the prison shower and then wonder why your cheeks don't close anymore.

Tough love is a long road, Sweetcheeks, and the gas stations on this route area all out of Crazy though the soy tacos aren't as bad as folks say.

-Dr. Phil

This is about as entertaining as watching a monkey ride a border collie.

It just doesn't get old. You can still laugh and laugh and laugh...

And I don't apologize for it.

I'm sorry, that's just the way I am..

Well this can only end well.

"Here's an interesting little item that I remembered from yesterday on TMZ. Britney and Sam got into a loud screaming match in front of the paps over who would drive her new Mercedes Benz. The Benz that Sam made her go out and buy while her parents were in town. He was spotted driving the car to the hospital this morning. It seems like Britney is Sam's goose that lays the golden eggs. As long as he keeps her in the hospital, he still gets to have McMuffins. Or maybe an omelet. Western style. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I haven't had breakfast yet."

Even the SF writer sees this.

Why are people so anti-parents??

You might as well hate Justin Timberlake's parents, Christina Aguilera's mom,
pretty much anyone else who is famous' parents.

So the sister got pregnant.
She had sex at 16, isn't really that crazy AT ALL. Most people actually do have sex by 16 or 17! Her mom can't be with her every second, she is 16, can drive, and go places on her own like other 16 year olds.

#22,
Technically, Greedo, if you're dead, you're know longer a human being. Emphasis on "being."

In other news, CNN has reported that over 740,000 people have died in Iraq since the U.S. invasion. Does anyone know what Britney was wearing when they took her away?

The LAPD was ready for the call, WTF does that mean? Were the 911 lines kept clear waiting for the call, a motorcade was on standby? I feel bad for regular LA folks, what a way to burn through taxpayer money. I'll admit though I like LA's ambulances. I miss Emergency 51, "Rampart we got ourselves a crazy hillbilly, requesting 5150 over."

Hey Office Whore, where is the video of the monkey riding the border collie?

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23069455-5013761,00.html

Article about Britney's CRAZY family background. Actually kind of sad.

@31 Auntie, They are saying on the news here that this was all preplanned for days. Britney's parents were working with the whack job unit in the LAPD.

ta da!

1. Name your two U.S. Senators. I don't know the names of Hockey players.
2. Name Britney's two children. Coaster and Ashtray
3. Name the Secretary of the Treasury. Nicholas Cage
4. State how much Britney makes per month. $10,000 batshit crazy, look at me I'm an unfit mother, fat, attention whore dollars (roughly the same as Rosie O'Donnel)
5. How much have interest rates decreased with the last two fed moves? Paris Hilton went to prison.
6. Who is Kim Kardashian dating? A urine sample form the state pen.
7. Who is next in line to be President of the United States if President Bush and Vice President Cheney are removed from office? Adnan Ghalib
8. What mammal does Hayden P want to save? Milo Ventimiglia
9. Who are the two remaining Republican candidates for president? Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern
10. Who was the surprise 6 foot 4 penis to visit Britney as she was leaving the hospital? Oprah.
11. Where was Barack Obama born? Canada.
12. How often does Janince Dickinson shave her nuts? Every 4 hours, just like Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg.

So Ted did I win???

brit you can do this.

Britney has an uncle that is known locally (in Kentwood, Louisiana) as 'Road Kill Willie' because he survives by cooking and eating animals that have been hit by cars.
Buahahahahahahaha………Fucking priceless! Can it possibly get any more hillbilly than that?

@35 U da bomb!! This F*&^ing company I work for blocked the video. I will watch it tonight at home.

Is it wrong of me to desire Ted from LA?

@40 No, we all desire you.

Well, then, come over and play.....

In order to be a part of Britney's circle you have to meet the following criteria:

1) Be a total douche bag
2) Look like a total douche bag
3) Be broke ass and sponge off of her

Am I missing anything?

In order to be a part of Britney's circle you have to meet the following criteria:

1) Be a total douche bag
2) Look like a total douche bag
3) Be broke ass and sponge off of her

Am I missing anything?

#40,
If loving me is wrong, you don't want to be right.

Shut up and stick it up my ass already.....

Office Whore you are absolutely right........I could never get tired of watching that video (or watching Brits life implode).......Bless you.

I want to play too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@35
Whiplash is fucking hilarious, that shit never gets old. Did you go to the FW Stockshow and see him?

This is in no way in defense of Britney but, perhaps helps us understand what the fuck is going on.

Britney, who has lost vitation with her children, has exhibited VERY "unstable behaviour similar to that of her paternal grandmother, Emma Jean Spears, who shot herself in the chest in 1966 at her son's grave who died 3 days after he was bron. The suicide reportedly left her four other children mentally scarred. Britney's dad Jamie was just 13."

"Spears's aunt Sandra Bridges Covington, with whom she had been very close to, died of ovarian cancer on January 21, 2007.[129] Spears then stayed in an off-shore drug rehabilitation facility in Antigua for less than 24 hours on February 16.[130] The following night, Spears went to a hair salon in Tarzana, California and shaved her head bald with clippers."

"Long before Spears' downfall two of her uncles, now in their 40s, went off the rails and ended up homeless with extensive criminal records.
Although her dad tried to help his brothers by finding them occasional work as odd-job men, Spears has tried to distance herself from her hillbilly uncles, who live as drifters in her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana.
One of the brothers is known locally as 'Road Kill Willie' because he survives by cooking and eating animals that have been hit by cars.
He has convictions for burglary and selling drugs and in the past has spent time living in tents or sleeping in cars. Meanwhile, her uncle June has in the past been charged with assault with a deadly weapon and driving under the influence. In 1991 his then wife Jodi filed a restraining order against him after he allegedly kicked her in the head and chest and threatened to kill her.
One local has been quoted as saying: ''Britney's uncles are a couple of the biggest outlaws in Kentwood.''

Jaimie Spears (Brit's Dad) has been quoted as saying "She's a very sick little girl", he obviously knows what he's taling about. There is ALWAYS a history and people who had bad childhood's more often then not become bad parents. Why? Because no one ever taught by example, they were never given the proper toolds for life and so with genetics added to the mix they end up repeating the same sad mistakes unless someone gets help and ends the cycle.

Sweet baby jeebus, shweaty balls. Nobody reads your crap, so fuck off.

Bad Career Move

Just when she was about to take a dump on the front lawn they decide to make her sane? There is no market for a sane version of Brit. It isn't like a new and improved version is going to erase her previous antics... and if we are talking about a career comeback... put me in the skeptical camp. I suppose we still have the memories.

#46 - Uhhhh Janey... if Ted from LA is supposed to give you a manmeat colonoscopy, can I at least take my face off of your hoo ha first? I mean, coooooome oooooon... it ain't that kinda party...

Do like Karate Kid ,S Balls... fuck off fuck on... fuck off fuck on...

You will always be my first love Rich.... Here lemme make it up to you, I've got a place to rest your balls.

@47 Ditto your comments. Thanks OW for that link. Chimps dressed as people = comedy. It's gold Jerry, gold!

I don't understand any of this. Either that, or it's all bullshit. It's hard to imagine she's on another 5150 if she's not immediately suicidal or talking about kidnapping her kids. Do you know how impaired you have to be to have somebody else assume power of attorney or act as a health care proxy? It usually happens with severely ill and incapacitated people, for example advanced Alzheimers. Do you really think if you are physically healthy, but - possibly - suffer from some type of mental illness, somebody else can assume control over your health care decisions and finances? True, that used to happen. In the 1950s. In the Soviet Union. It's amazing what people still believe about mental illness in the U.S. in the 21st century.

Sam Lufti "Britney, honey I left my wallet in the car...could you pick up the check please? And while we're talking about checks, can you write me another one for $15,000?"

Anyone calling Lufti a douchebag is, well, insulting the real douchebags of this world.

I hope Britney gets the helps she so obviously, desperately needs.

No #55....It's true.......The monkey really is dressed up like a cowboy and riding a dog.

57- nipolian............. bwahahahaha! cheers.

LadyJane- all your ass/balls talk finally got TT here.... I knew it was only a matter of time...although that should also cue Jimbo's troll.

no more shitney, ok? it's disgusting and depressing. let her die in peace.

Wouldn't it be so awesome if Sambone Lufti has been behind Britney's problems; say maybe he's been feeding Spears small amounts of arsenic for the past couple of months -- just enough poison to keep Brit-Brit confused and aloof enough to keep her spending money. That would make me come: Splat!

But what-if Lufti is actually the good guy in the Britney-debacle. Lynne Spears is the bad-woman-cunt who secretly wants Britney to kill herself so that she can consume all those millions, and millions of dollars of inheritance -- but the plan backfired as the result of Britney's last few remaining lucid thoughts being directed towards the realization that Lynne is the culprit behind the mental instability -- so she refuses her parents custody of her lifeless living body! Heavy.

Hugh? I have too much time on my hands and I should instead use my energy to work, rather than type insane drivel? Whatever.

Lisa, yes, he is single. Why don't you contact him for a date?

#46! You said the magic word! 'Up'.. Yes!

#59 - Maybe she needs a "how to kill yourself right, the first time!" instructional video... dude, you should totally volunteer.

Hell yes................

Whore,
You got that right, the only thing that would get me here faster would talk of pretty panties.

I feel so bad for Britn-----HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Almost. I almost got that one out.

she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
SugarMommaMatch.c it is a site for men to date sexy women or rich women date cute men.. spoil and support
them. what a f slur..

Dear TheSuperficial Writer,
Is it me or have the past couple postings on here been super shitty writing? Please proof read before posting.

And it's Sam LuTFi, not Sam LuFTi.

Regards,
Steve

OK who farted?

I'm a bigger fan of Adnan. At least he wears Brit's dirty Sanchez with pride. He gets right in there. Whereas Lufti's looks like he tried to wash it off before doing the walk of shame. It's the WALK OF SHAME

for goodness' sake.

Jason,

Yes, it's true! I went on that site and found a 90-year old woman worth $40 million dollars, and we're getting married next week!! It doesn't matter that I'm only 28 years old, I love her. Really I do. Your site has made me so happy! Thank you soooooo much!!

What the fuck is it with these shitbag cocksuckers and their little landing strip chins? Goddamn dumbest fucking look I've ever seen. Fucker looks like a prancing, flaming little faggot. I guess when he grows up, he wants to be just like Adnan.

Got that out of my system. Fucker.

I would give my rights to Britney Spears before I'g give them to Lynn Spears. That woman is all about the benjamins. How can you give paid interviews about your kids and put them in this industry in the first place? You can tell she is having such a hard time keeping her mouth shut around the paps. She just HAD to answer them when they asked how Brit was doing. She HAD to. It was too much for her to keep her mouth shut. She might had gone as nuts as her daughter had she not. Nobody knows what's up with Sam Lutfi. We all want to assume he's a golddigger. Maybe the guy has a plan? Maybe, then again... What I just read was he was ready to send Brit back for help even over Lyn's protests. Did I read that right???? The guy stood up to that she-pimp? Lyn was ready to put her daughter on Dr. Phil for fuck's sake. Mo money mo money. Brit cut her mom off for a reason. Obviously Sam thought they should try to make up, but maybe Brit was right for cutting her off. I think Sam acts like a screwy person, but maybe he's playing his cards right to be able to stay around Brit and get her right. As for their "argument" in the car, that was so stupid. She wanted to drive and wasn't getting her way so she opened the door a did that stupid British accent to draw attention, he would give in to shut her up, and she got her way. She was acting like a little brat. "Sit here. Sit down here. Thank you". This was not a real fight. All in all, anyone but Hillary. Anyone but Lynn.

p.s. Adnan dresses exactly like that musical guy from Millionaire Matchmaker on Bravo. He should seriously think about getting a new stylist. How many times can he be referred as a douche???

Lutfi or Lufti?....make up your mind

I don't get it! Why wouldn't she just make her own medical decisions? I guess because she is not sane enough to? This guy might be a gold digging douche, but at least someone is getting crazy the help she needs finally!!!!!