Jan 15 2008Rosie O'Donnell compares Britney to Princess Di

as one person!

This is a perfect Superficial story - most of the female commenters look like Rosie and dress and act like Britney.

Why the hell would anyone read Rosie 'Queen of the Fatass-Dikes' O'Donnell's Blog anyway?

So when is Britney going to crash into the pillar? How the hell do you compare Princess Diana to this trailer trash Ho??

Oh my god. This is the biggest joke ever. Rosie is just as delusional as Brit Brit

Just as the sun will always rise in the east and set in the west, Rosie is consistently a big bowl of bat-shit crazy.

Please Save Britney

Some poster reminded us all that Jesus said words hurt and here's the proof: prose from Rosie O'Donnell. Although the pain is not nearly as blinding as her poetry (very loose description), reading her comments pretty much ruins the rest of the week.

The sap is running from Rosie's vagina she wants Britney so bad. If Britney would just service the fat granola muff, maybe she would shut it.

I think Rosie's way off base here. I've heard Diana could sing and dance.

Ro...go hang upside-down in your harness, and put a sock in your piehole!
You are a fucking idiot.

'Sidewalk skinned-knees'? Rosie wishes Britney would have spent her childhood blowing tricks? On a sidewalk?

I guess so.

Rosie needs to separate what she thinks is caring and just plain perving. Stop it Rosie; I see right through your "concern." Britney will never give you a piece, unless that is you are going to use it to give her more attention.

All we need is for this stupid cooze to think she's Marilyn or Di, or even Grace Kelly. STOP IT.

That fat ass Rosie just has a crush on Britney; she always has and she always will. I saw her do an interview w/ her when she was like 17 years old and just getting famous and you could see Rosie just salivating...it was sickening, really. And to compare Princess Diana to Britney? That is a disgrace! I was no big fan of Diana or anything, but I truly believe Diana wanted to be left alone and didn't enjoy all the attention. And she did try to do good in the world. Britney is a self indulgent idiot (albeit a mentally sick one) and can't even do any good for her own children, let alone anyone else in the world (okay, herself probably included). But Britney is also an adult, so I'm sick of people saying poor baby Britney. She is an adult! An adult with her own children that she is destroying. The least she could do is keep her legs closed and stay home once in a blue moon. But she can't...because she LOVES the attention and can't live w/o it. Otherwise she wouldn't do the things she does. And if she really can't stand all the attention, then move the fuck out of Hollywood already! Your careers over anyways! sheeesh!

anybody else notice the receding hairline?

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#8. 'Sap'? You digust me.

Britney isn't going to die in a car crash. I say she will overdose on Mother's day.

Rosie is just fantasizing about Britney being dead. That way, she will have the chalupa market cornered. The fat cow.

So with Rosies reasoning I guess that makes K-Fed Prince Charles..

in that case we are soon to be honored with yet another Elton John rendition of "Cheetos Give Me Wind"

bullshit Princess Diana an English aristocrat with class and a white trash slut who flashes her vajojo and tits every day, yeah a lot in common.

It's funny because a friend of mine actually said this the other day. it's not that britney is a humanitarian but it's like the pap is killing britney just like they did diana. it's sad but we all enable it including myself because we all love to see it happen.

@9 LOL....

Question:

How bad does Britney actually smell at this point?I mean the hair alone probably makes Amy Winehouse smell like a fucking gardenia plantation by comparison. Plus, past experiences have taught me that her boyfriend's ethnicity doesn't excatly lend itself to pleasant aromas. That car probably had to be burned afterwards.

#22 yes I would love to see a pap kill Britney. With something blunt preferably.

and #8 thanks for the cool handle.

I don't know.....I think Tara Reid is more like Lady Di..... or maybe Paris Hilton.....

Damn typos. The headline should read "Rosie O'Donnell compares Britney to a Cheeseburger." That fat dyke wants to eat them both.

Rosie: you are no Hemmingway. Jebus tapdancing christ. What a bizarre writing style. HAI. LETS. PUT. PERIODS. EVERYWHERE. ooooooo. artsy.

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m not going to waste my time reading anything Rosie O'Donnell wrote.

Why not compare Jamie Lynn to the virgin Mary?!
I guess Brit's boyfriend Adnan is the Dodi in this situation?

My god, how could this get any worse. I don't mean Britney - that's merely the bad behavior of one person (Britney), and there certainly are lots of parents out there who are worse (visit a domestic violence shelter sometime). I'm referring to the millions of dollars and hundreds of hours being spent to document her downfall so that thousands of people can point and laugh. There's this awe-inspiring human achievement - global communication, linking people all across the world for the first time in history - and Americans use it for...this. Sad. But typical.

Rosie is dumb. I just have no other words.. dumb describes her perfectly.

Actually, I think I respect Britney more than Rosie, and I don't respect Britney at all.

Okay, you can stop now Rosie.....she ain't gonna fuck you and she has no idea who Princess Di is.

#7 Petra,
Nobody needs to save this bumb bitch. She just needs to save herself. She can do that by NOT acting like a retarded ingrate all the time. She can start by just kicking it at home for a change like a notmal human being. She should just hang ot with her kids. Oh, wait, that dumb bitch lost that privelege. She should just end it.

All of you are so quick to criticize....Rosie isn't comparing Britney to Diana as much as she's pointing out how destructive the paparazzi / media can be. You people need to stop being so mean! Sure, Rosie is a lesbian but that doesn't mean she wants to have sex with every woman she sees....I CERTAINLY don't want to sleep with every man I see...(although that homeless guy on the bus yesterday did have some admirable qualities...lol)

Gosh, Rosie's so deep - truly THE great philosopher of our times!

#34.. of course. But you fail to see the difference: Princess Di did not invite the paps into her daily life, screw them, and make friends with them. Princess Di was trying to do her own thing. Britney however has no friends and is getting cozy and friendly (and now sexual) with her paps. She goes out to be with them and get attention from them. So I hope you understand that Di never invited any of this, and Britney has invited it with open, desperate arms.

@34 missJ - Rosie is a piece of work. Princess Diana did not want or ask for the Pap to follow her around everywhere she went. On the other hand Britney does. She is dating one of them, she call them to let them know where she is going, and she makes sure she goes to very public places all day long so they can take pictures of her taking a pee at Starbucks.
I don't think Rosie want to have sex with every women she sees, I think she want to eat them and not in a sexual way. The fat pig is hungy. .

I'm surprised that church didn't just crumble to the ground when Britney showed up! Something wicked this way comes!
And that hideous dress makes her look like The Bride of SKANKENSTEIN! Her hairline is definitely recedeing....she looks like the wax version of herself.
And Alicia....Americans didn't invent tabloids. Why are you here, if not to revel in the witty remarks by the hilarious folks here? Yeah, yeah, yeah....we could all be discussing the fate of those four little kids thrown off a bridge by their own father, or the current plight of the Kenyan refugees....but, why not have a few laughs at the expense of the celebutards who so obviously crave the attention?

#35, it's incredible that you take this site, and the comments on it, so seriously...Don't be stupid.

I was only referring to Britney. Nothing I said pertained to Di. You hit the nail right on the head.

Rosie's right. The paps pursued Princess Di until they killed her, and they're trying to do the same with Britney. And all of you are egging them on. If you weren't addicted to indulging your prurient urges using internet and TV, none of this would be happening. The funniest part is when somebody accuses THEM (celebs) of coarsening the culture. That's only 180 degrees off target.

Hey there Britney Lovers!!! Listen up! I honestly think that she is mentally unstable. I know, I know...you are all saying "DUH!" in your head right now, but I kind of feel terrible for her. Here is why. we all know that she was a success at one point of her life. She got so tied with the media and the pappoz that her own life slipped away from her, right from under her nose. Let's see all the factos: she came on to the scene as a child and was a mega star by 17. At 17, I was a very indecisive kid. I didn't know if I wanted to smoke pot, date boys, go out late to clubs, go away on long weekends with friends, etc. To her, none of those things were possible because her life was planned out for her. She had tours, signings, releasing of this, releasing of that, and so on we can go for pages. She was a little girl who had her parents make all the decision for her. They directed what she could do, with her management team of course. But it was all for the money. When all you see in someone is dollar bills, it becomes really hard to naturally care for that person's well being if it means losing that green. It's hard for me, someone who has never met Britney, to make judgments on what happened, but I can only assume based on the facts that I do have. I think Britney realized along the way of her stardom that she is perceived by her closest confidants as a huge money-making machine. She lost her trust for all. I am not trying to justify her behavior on certain occasion at all, I do agree that she's a bit far-fetched, but the underlying truth is she didn't get to her current mental stage totally by herself. Can you, yes YOU, imagine what it is like to get up and realize that you ran out of milk and you have to run out to get some, but the second you step outside there are over 100 cameras flashing in your face and you can't even see where you are walking because you are in the middle of a money-driven crowd...and guess what...you are the bulls eye! Not very comforting, is it?!

I wouldn't exactly compare her and her behavior to Princess Di, but the obsessive attention she is receiving from the nutso pappoz does send dejavu through me. They don't let her eat, shit, breathe, shop, live for christ's sake! I mean, given the girl feeds off of them, but what else is she supposed to do? I believe that she has found comfort with them. She is thinking that her family and everyone who she trusted at one point, are against her and want only money from her. Again, "DUH, and what do the pappoz want?!" But they do everything for her, they are there through everything she does (willingly or not), give her attention, tell her she's beautiful, fix her flat tires, pump gas for her...I mean really...who wouldn't love that? But she is paying a HIGH price for it. Her children's lives. I am not so much sold on Kevin being a great father and being in this for the kids, not the money. I do, however, know that I feel a lot worst for the kids than I do for anyone. They are just fucking kids! They didn't ask to be born into this madness. I believe in Britney 100%, but her erratic behavior is causing her children a life with their mother. I don't know why she does certain things, that are quite obvious to all to be irresponsible, but I do know she's hurting her kids more than herself.

She is being stripped of everything, and believe me, she is at fault, but these fucking pappoz are making her life a living hell. As I said before, she feeds into it, but at this point, she simply doesn't trust anyone. It is difficult to suffer from Bipolar Disorder, especially if no medication is used. Britney needs one good influence in her life because at the rate that she is going at right now, her future does not look guaranteed, AT ALL!

You built her up and now you're tearing her down.

At least admit it.

Hey there Britney Lovers!!! Listen up! I honestly think that she is mentally unstable. I know, I know...you are all saying "DUH!" in your head right now, but I kind of feel terrible for her. Here is why. we all know that she was a success at one point of her life. She got so tied with the media and the pappoz that her own life slipped away from her, right from under her nose. Let's see all the factos: she came on to the scene as a child and was a mega star by 17. At 17, I was a very indecisive kid. I didn't know if I wanted to smoke pot, date boys, go out late to clubs, go away on long weekends with friends, etc. To her, none of those things were possible because her life was planned out for her. She had tours, signings, releasing of this, releasing of that, and so on we can go for pages. She was a little girl who had her parents make all the decision for her. They directed what she could do, with her management team of course. But it was all for the money. When all you see in someone is dollar bills, it becomes really hard to naturally care for that person's well being if it means losing that green. It's hard for me, someone who has never met Britney, to make judgments on what happened, but I can only assume based on the facts that I do have. I think Britney realized along the way of her stardom that she is perceived by her closest confidants as a huge money-making machine. She lost her trust for all. I am not trying to justify her behavior on certain occasion at all, I do agree that she's a bit far-fetched, but the underlying truth is she didn't get to her current mental stage totally by herself. Can you, yes YOU, imagine what it is like to get up and realize that you ran out of milk and you have to run out to get some, but the second you step outside there are over 100 cameras flashing in your face and you can't even see where you are walking because you are in the middle of a money-driven crowd...and guess what...you are the bulls eye! Not very comforting, is it?!

I wouldn't exactly compare her and her behavior to Princess Di, but the obsessive attention she is receiving from the nutso pappoz does send dejavu through me. They don't let her eat, shit, breathe, shop, live for christ's sake! I mean, given the girl feeds off of them, but what else is she supposed to do? I believe that she has found comfort with them. She is thinking that her family and everyone who she trusted at one point, are against her and want only money from her. Again, "DUH, and what do the pappoz want?!" But they do everything for her, they are there through everything she does (willingly or not), give her attention, tell her she's beautiful, fix her flat tires, pump gas for her...I mean really...who wouldn't love that? But she is paying a HIGH price for it. Her children's lives. I am not so much sold on Kevin being a great father and being in this for the kids, not the money. I do, however, know that I feel a lot worst for the kids than I do for anyone. They are just fucking kids! They didn't ask to be born into this madness. I believe in Britney 100%, but her erratic behavior is causing her children a life with their mother. I don't know why she does certain things, that are quite obvious to all to be irresponsible, but I do know she's hurting her kids more than herself.

She is being stripped of everything, and believe me, she is at fault, but these fucking pappoz are making her life a living hell. As I said before, she feeds into it, but at this point, she simply doesn't trust anyone. It is difficult to suffer from Bipolar Disorder, especially if no medication is used. Britney needs one good influence in her life because at the rate that she is going at right now, her future does not look guaranteed, AT ALL!

Rosie needs to get a life and stay out of other peoples.

So she was scared of the paps when she had her custody hearing but they don't scare her when she goes to Starbucks 5 times a day???

I for one truly respect the comments made by people who condemn Britney for not being a good mother, then go on to mention that she's also fat, ugly, retarded, and a hick. You are all great parents and great people.

Jesus Jose and Julio. Anya, can ya give me the cliff notes version of that. Thanks.

The underlying motivation for tearing down Britney: an insecure 15-year-old inner teen girl who desperately wants to say (even years later), "see? she's not so hot!" to all the guys who are ignoring her.

Mr. Gerald_Tarrant.....cliff notes......pappoz are big, fat, money-hungry dicks; Britney is crying for attention, which she finds within her NUTSO PaPPOZ; and is this really about Britney or about how her kids are going to be mentally unstable when they get older?!

What in the holy fuck is going on with her forehead in the banner pic? Her forehead looks like Warfs from Star Trek......except Warfs was a bit smaller.

# 48 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#48 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only ugly people I see here are the commenters.

Dude, Rosie is rich as all hell and has an open forum to speak her mind. So people listen, great for her! Say whatever the fuck you want, RoRo!!

I happen to agree with her on this one, btw. Following someone with cameras into a church is where I draw the line. There has to be some sacred space.

Not that Brit didn't do it for publicity, of course. Britney - there are many churches all over the world where people won't be up your ass. Get on a jet a go to one.

I will still be here to watch the video that Fish posts of it when you return.

rosie is desperate to attach herself to *anyone* for a fleeting moment of free fame. EXACTLY like "dr." phil!! by comparing britney with di is such a blatant attempt at getting britney's attention... you can almost hear her now: "oh wow, rosie thinks i'm a princess!" why can't ALL of these people just fade away?

Hey 45 I just think.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

@51- Leave her fivehead alone! hahasnortha!

ugly people cackling.

As a poet myself, my eyes painfully moved down the page as I read Rosie O'Donnell's trying-too-hard, pathetic attempt at poetry.

WTF? is she high?

friends and i figured it out over lunch today:
Britney Spears = this century's Anna Nicole.

Trimspa, you need to get on that quick.

Anya,

Your post is good. BUT! Twitney could avoid all these paps if she really wanted to. She has enough money to buy a place far, far away from L.A. and it's craziness. But she won't. She absolutely cannot live without the attention. I think that is why she's out all the time, driving around aimlessly. She must have that attention, and if she doesn't get it, she does something even crazier. I shudder to think about what she would do if people just began ignoring her. It would make her recent antics pale in comparison. But your post was very good. Well thought out.

Rosie just SHUTUP and eat Britney already.

Then die from food poisoning. Simple.

Christ, this bit of warm sticky drivel would be almost bearable if it appeared in a girl's junior high paper - oh, wait, that's about Rosie's "emotional" age, isn't it?

Well done, #9, that was perfect.

Rosie should just go eat something. Nobody cares what she has to say.

ACTUALLY ROSIE IS MAKING PERFECT SENSE AND I FOR ONCE AGREE WITH HER!

The spammers from meetrich.com and the other crappy sites write better than that fat dyke.

Rosie needs to asphyxiate on a ham sandwich.
I give Brittany six months before she pulls an Anna Nichole! RIP.

Fish you missed the whole point of this, as usual. Rosie O'Donnel is actually right about this one. If this continues and stalking laws dont change Britney will end up dead the same way if not suicide. I cant stand Rosie but she's actually right for once.

#3 - you're an idiot. She's not comparing them as people or what they're famous for, shes comparing their situations and the risks they take being famous. The paps got Diana killed and will do the same to Britney if not someone else.

If Britney dies in an incident involving paparazzi, that would be POETIC JUSTICE not tragedy.

Well they do have something in common- they both fuck arab men. If Britney died now (and it's not a moment too soon) their last dick would be pretty similar...

Jebus, not Princess Di again. To recap, the photographers didn't kill Diana. She was killed by the drunken Frenchman driving the car she was in. That, and apparently, she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

And we all realize Rosie O'Donnell is batshit crazy, right? If she wasn't rich, she'd be screaming at people on the subway.

And Britney, been there, explained that. But can't resist reiterating that Britney's big problem is that her bump-and-grind persona no longer gets her the attention she desires, so she gets it by acting like a retard to garner sympathy from chumps who think she isn't complicit in the press coverage of her. She's an attention whore. She wants people to look at her and take pictures of her, that's why she does all the drama queen shit. If they left her alone, THAT would probably cause her to take her own life.

And I love people who come on here and scold us for being mean to people. Do you go to comedy clubs and then bitch at the comedians for making fun of the way white people dance? Do you go to Eddie Murphy movies and then scream at the screen because the entire movie is an unfunny insult to large black women?

Go play in traffic, idiots.

wow. i hate rosie even more than i thought.

I started reading Rosie's blog and then realized she's a fat lesbian and stopped.

Diana did court publicity but she had much more class in how she presented herself that Shitney with her tits out and her puss on show and her conveyor belt of cute dogs and Diana did not neglect her kids either.

Rosie is an idiot with a big mouth who pretends to be intelligent but really is just a fuckin poser.

Does anyone know what Donald Trump feels about this? And what the fuck is going on with this site? Where did the recent newer posts go? Goddamn it I was funny on one of those.

Hey Rosie...if you compare Britney to Princess Di...?

Then you must be compared to a barn-yard hog!

Heeeeeeereeeee Rosie....Soooooooooeeeeeeeeeeee!

She must be locked up in her N.Y. apartment smoking crack!

Oh admit it. All of the guys (and most of the girls) posting here would eat Rosie's sap-dripping twat in a heartbeat. Just imagine your face lodged in between those sweat-soaked thunder thighs. Oh, my dinner's ready.

Come on!!! She is right, this girl is being hounded by the press isnt that some type of harassment?????? She has the right to be alone doesnt she?????? Why is no one protecting her? It would drive anyone insane, don't you think?
Rosie is right.

most people who read this took it WAYYY too literally. Rosie wasnt even literally saying that Britney was like Princess Diana. What she was saying was the fact that Britney is being ruined by the paperattzi or whatever and that she can see part of the girls problem in that. And also the fact that it has lead britney to so much self distruction. she just says that where did her childhood go? she had no scratched up knees or passing notes because she was with disney. And its having an affect on her because she hasnt grown up and learned that life isnt a game. Now you go and accuse Rosie of being "inlove" with her just for writing a blog about something that she just wanted to have a say about. it is no crime to do that. and shes not literally saying britney was going to die in a car crash. she was using that symbolically to represent whats happening to britney and how long it may possibly continue on before she finally ends up killing herself or something. like shit you guys. learn how to think and get some brains on your worthless sheepish shoulders.

THERE ARE SOME TUNNELS IN L.A., aren't they?

If people are so tired of looking at Britney photos, let's see some Rosie O'Donnell photos... tits, ass, etc. There, now shut up.

I have a big, fat fucking FUCK YOU to all the idiots out there who say what's happening to Britney is OUR FAULT FOR LOOKING AT THE SPECTACLE!

Everything that's happening to her is her fault, and her fault alone.

have always been a big fan of her rack....love the legs too, although in her "dancing" days they were a lot more muscular...

when is she going to be in playboy already?? or better yet Hustler...

http://ihatestarbucks.blogspot.com/

I agree with her completely. Leave Britney alone. Why does everyone want her to have a mental breakdown so badly? Look at what the press is doing to her. Anyone would have a breakdown and freak out.

Although I agree that Britney is a trainwreck and that her actions are out of control, do you think that any one of us...a non-famous, non-typical, person would be able to deal with the stress of paparazzi tailing you 24/7, PI's watching your every move, and the whole world judging you every time you even made a move? I can't imagine her stress...not making any excuses but really, give her a little credit...10 plus years under public scrutiny for every move you make is going to take its toll, famous or not. it drives me crazy just thinking about how hard her life might be...and i dont even make any money off of it.

They do have similarities but to compare a woman who was a dedicated mother and a real princess who had amazing qualities to a overdosed horrible mother figure who feeds off attention. The comparison really shouldnt be made.

@ 73. I couldn't agree with you more.

If only the world and all the people in it could be blessed with a little self-confidence..

All I can say is, they are MANY MANY MANY other celebrities (children, teens, and adults) in Hollywood who somehow seem to manage stardom, parenthood, and social life/etiquette, how is it that SHE cannot seem to do the same?

I don't understand WHY OH WHY she cannot, hire a freakin' driver, have her personal assistants and "best friends" (for the moment) make Starbucks, Rite Aid, and Chalupa runs for her, and find clothing, underware, and shoes for her that are appropriate and actually fit, oh, and that she'll actually wear, and have Nannies help her with her children! And USE the PRIVATE entrances/passageways in court houses, malls/stores/restaurants! Oh, THAT'S right, she actually WANTS all of this negative attention...silly me!

It is so true what they say...you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl! Money OBVIOUSLY cannot buy class!

Doesn't she mean Princess Die?

Dear Superficial Guy,

O’Donnell's comparison of Britney to Diana is as far fetched as the stretch marks on her thighs. But that's not the point...you have rippling muscles...wait, no, stay focused...the paparazzi in the US and the UK are pretty, um, enthusiastic. You personally don't know Britney, neither do I. But by god do we follow her every move and rip her to shreds with the same glee my cat rips open his mice. It's a past time for me, and your bread and butter. We are the reason the paparazzi exist. And for mentally sound people I'm quite happy to pay the price for a tabloid paper. Of course I'd never admit that to anyone...tabloid? No, its porn. Britney Spears - I'm totally entertained by her demise, but a demise it is. Sue me, I'm a sadist. But when she snuffs it, is the world going to stampede all the florists and build shrines in her honour, will weepy sniffly people sing her praises and say how terrible it is that her boys have no mother? Something new for the paparazzi to shoot? And will I be reading, watching, listening? Oh yes. Will you?

Arb person

good lord leave that girl alone. society is going to drive her into an early grave, is that what everyone wants? doesn't anyone have anything better to do than to judge this person that they've never met nor seen in "real" life. what did you do last night? who did you sleep with? hey we all wanna know, it should be public knowledge after all. omg, do you drink and maybe use illegal drugs? ahh, cmon you know you have, shame on your sinful soul!!
when i was a little girl i lived in the country and my dad let me sit on his lap and drive the truck, i was driving a tractor @ 8 years old. lock those people up, how dare they! I am a 38 year old, very successful business woman, maybe I have one beer a week, sometimes none, sometimes I get very, very drunk? Am I a bad person, no, I'm catholic!!! I had sex 3 times last week, where the hell is my headline!?! Get a f@*! mirror folks, judge yourselves for once.
And one last thing, at least she used to be somebody, you're nothing! (and I hate pop music)

good lord leave that girl alone. society is going to drive her into an early grave, is that what everyone wants? doesn't anyone have anything better to do than to judge this person that they've never met nor seen in "real" life. what did you do last night? who did you sleep with? hey we all wanna know, it should be public knowledge after all. omg, do you drink and maybe use illegal drugs? ahh, cmon you know you have, shame on your sinful soul!!
when i was a little girl i lived in the country and my dad let me sit on his lap and drive the truck, i was driving a tractor @ 8 years old. lock those people up, how dare they! I am a 38 year old, very successful business woman, maybe I have one beer a week, sometimes none, sometimes I get very, very drunk? Am I a bad person, no, I'm catholic!!! I had sex 3 times last week, where the hell is my headline!?! Get a f@*! mirror folks, judge yourselves for once.
And one last thing, at least she used to be somebody, you're nothing! (and I hate pop music)

#94-95 - I just brewed up a huge pot of shut your fucking piehole... would you like milk with that?

Yea, I remember Di always heading out on her own for coffee and fried chicken at midnight, stopping off at the gas stattion to steal a lighter. That time she belted William upside down and back-to-front in the babyseat of her Audi convertible was classic!
And who can forget the times she was photograped flashing ger growler coming and going from clubs and hooking up with random men when Harry and William were infants?
Aaaah, good times...

Ok, maybe Rosie has a point, shits getting a little out of hand with bat shit brit. Maybe Rosie genuinely fears for Britney's safety. Nah, that bitch is running home from the butcher shop to microwave a cow tongue and ram it in that frothy roast beef sandwich that passes for her vagina while "It's Britney Bitch" thumps in the background.
Oh, and I couldn't agree more with #96 and #73.

well said #96

Um I'm pretty sure Princess Di showered occasionally and always had custody of her kids.

I thought #94 was the dullest post I'd ever read... and then along comes #95.

Okay, here we go:

First to #42: WE are the problem? WE egg on the paps that keep hounding Brit????? WTF???? Oh, I see: you are ignoring and shunning all info surrounding Brit to teach the paps a lesson, right? And that lesson is??? OH!! I get it, if we don't seek out info on Brit, they will leave her alone! SO...that explains why you posted a comment under an article about Brit: to let the paps know we aren't interested anymore! LOL Makes perfect sense.....

To #43 Um....HELLO? You say the paps hound her and don't let her just live her life??? again....WTF??? She CALLS them to let them know when she is going out so they can be there! I wouldn't be suprised at all to find out half of them are actually on BRIT'S payroll!! LOL She LOVES the attention! If she WANTED a life, she wouldn't tell the pap everytime she heads out the door!

Now, my last comment is that everyone keeps saying we need to 'protect' her from the paps so she doesn't go the way of Di.....ummm.....please see above!! If she doesn't want them around her, STOP CALLING AND TELLING THEM WHERE YOU ARE GOING!!!

What is with all of these fucking bleeding hearts who want to sit and place all the blame on the paps, but absolutely none on Britney.

At last check this skanky, greasy, smelly bitch has more money than God, so what's preventing her from hiring some security to keep the paps away from her? All she needs to get is two huge, no neck motherfuckers to lay the smackdown on any pap who gets in her way. (Is Katie Holmes' body guard available?) But no, that's too much like right, because in reality this girl is a media whore just BEGGING for attention. She knows her fifteen minutes are up and her talent (code word for her body) faded when she pushed out her sprats, so instead of working hard and rebuilding her career she patrols the streets like a homeless person. A very rich homeless person. And we can all say, aaahhh, poor Britney has a mental illness. Well so do a lot of other fuckers out there who don't have a fraction of the resources Britney has and yet they still manage to get the help they need.

All you limp wristed pussies who like to harp about how cruel and mean we are here on The Superficial (get it, because we're SUPERFICIAL) need to shut your yaps, stop your idle idol worshipping and go get involved in a real cause instead of making themselves feel good by calling everyone a bunch of meanies. Yeah, I'm a asshole but at least I'm not full of shit.

Amen!!! -#103

She's a saint! She spent like 6 hours talking to cheerleaders after Hurricane Katrina in her home state of LA! Took that 6 hours in two years away from Starbucks and liqour and man-whores and flashing her cooch to cameras! Just to talk to those cheerleaders!

Britney is practically Mother Teresa!

Rosie is a voice of wisdom and bacon drippings in this world...we should heed her words.

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I notice that all the mad people in the world seem to be Americans. Anyone?

Rosie is pure pond scum, and Britney ....... is her daughter!

What the hell does Britney have on her face? I mean, she always looks ridiculous but really, what is that, the first stages of mumification?

I don't really give a good God damn what's going on with Britney, or any of the other celebs, but it does make for good mindless entertainment and observation. What I love about this site, is the guy who writes the commentary; you are probably one of the funniest colour commentators I've read in a while and you make this site worthwhile. Keep going strong with your sharp wit; you make me laugh out loud everytime I visit!!!