Jan 15 2008Paris Hilton models stuff

first or second

Id rather see her than brittney "MINLF" spears (Not Like to F____)

FIRST!!!!!!!

What the hell kind of modelling is that?!

She's so beautiful!!!

WEAK. She's such a pudwhack.

Why does this fucking whore keep getting press? She is as dumb as a god damn box of ball peen hammers!
She is fuckable, though. Just wear a raincoat!

Man. I'm suprised there wasn't a donkey in the pictures. I hate to sound like a total homo (no offense to the homosexual community. You are a fine and proud people that should never be linked to the likes of PH.), but this chick does nothing for me. It's like she's so worn out I can't see the hot anymore. I geuss it's just the fact that you've seen everything on this girl except her kidneys and she's had just about everything up her except the statue of liberty. Kind of spoils the hot for me.

That dude totally has herp after posing with her. Hope he got hazard pay.

She is always wearing shorts or a skirt when she's in a bikini these days. I wonder if it's because of the outbreaks.

The model she's posing with appears completely unaware of her and is staring off into space, dreaming of Tom Cruise.

She is always wearing shorts or a skirt when she's in a bikini these days. I wonder if it's because of the outbreaks.

She is always wearing shorts or a skirt when she's in a bikini these days. I wonder if it's because of the outbreaks.

Damn....she looks smoking hot here

No matter what you say about Paris...

... she looks better than Fish-GUTZ!

I would love to see her modeling caskets.

she looks fat.

She looks ugly. And dumb. That makes me feel pretty. And smart.

Screw her, her fifteen minutes of fame are totally over. She's not filthy rich anymore and she is boring. Britney has blown her off the airwaves, and there is no way that Paris can ever get back there without killing herself, which wouldn't be a bad thing, either.

In the main pic dude is totally afraid to put his hand on her-he's holding it all stiff about 2 inches from her body. AND he's definitely in his Happy Place, with TC, who LTC.

Nice panty line..

Will someone please give that cunt a kick in her box?

And didn't she just have a black eye the other day, or was that just a really good dream I had. Wait. I do NOT dream about Paris I swear!!!!!

I'm just going crazy from living in the pacific northwest, and being in an office all day that my boss makes sure is colder inside than it already is outside. I mean WTC!!!!! A/C in the winter? Why God whyyyyyyy????

Where's my hot chocolate and rumpelmans?

There are so many bitter people. One of the reasons we agree that bitterness is ugly is because we witness what it does to people. We all know bad neighbors who yell at children who cut through their yard, kick dogs, and talk with red faces and raised voices at church business meetings about insignificant issues. They are cynical at work and unappreciative of how they have been blessed and they resent the successes of others. But, before we begin to feel too self-righteous because we do not kick dogs or hurl insults under the cover of anonymity, we need to remember that even a little bitterness is corrosive. Proverbs tells us not to fret or burn up emotionally, that is be bitter, and we have all fretted about some injustice however trivial it might have been. And, that is how bitterness begins, in small ways. Bitterness begins with a little pouting, in the form of an adult acting like a small child, unhappy because it's somebody else's birthday. When you think of that, it's easy to view bitter people's rantings with sympathy, and perhaps a bit of held-in laughter.

Oh hell no! Look at pic #8. This bitch shouldn't be throwing out the devil sign. Never never never. Unworthy filthy fucking slut! Someone get Ronnie James Dio STAT.

Since when did having a flabby ass and turkey thighs make you a model for a sports wear line?

The execs at Fila are fucking idiots, I hope they feel the consequences of this mistake in their wallets.

YIKES! look at the size of her feet!!

Thats Hot!!

# 23 -

James that is exactly why we all go to this site: to laugh at all of these bitter celebrities that have had such hard lives.

I wasn't aware that modeling consisted of showing off your mushy stomach, staring at your fingernails and shaking like a dog trying to get water off him.

She is the poster child for supidity.

james, i think you have confused this site for giveashit.com

erica, i too was laughing at the 'dog'esque pics. xrist, she is all kinds of retarded.

Is it just me or does that guy have the hairiest legs ever??

@24 Auntie Kryst - actually she's talking to her pet Thorny Crabs. That hand signal she's giving means "Hook 'em Horns".

Kinda looks ok from here. Better that most things about her.

I bet Joe Sideburns went home and took the male equivelent of a rape shower...

'Bitterness begins with a little pouting, in the form of an adult acting like a small child, unhappy because it's somebody else's birthday.'

....wow James you are spot on with Paris, she totally acts like what you describe :)

that poor poor man

that poor poor man

Sorry haters but she looks hot, you can't deny it, haha.

'Sorry haters but she looks hot, you can't deny it, haha.'

There are a lot of hot girls in this world. People don't care for her because she is an arrogant herpes riddled media whore.

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This is actually the best ive seen Paris Hilton look. Pic #4 is actually...*gulp*....hot.

Picture #14 Why does she think it's acceptable to have facial hair? It's not! she should shave once in a while like a normal girl.

she's trying to look sexy but she looks like she's in pain... and that poor guy- his legs are pathetic.

it's so sad that she thinks she's sexy. who the hell told her to give a porn star face for a fucking Fila ad?

Kryst you are right, but now i can't get "Holy Diver" out of my head...thanks.

The Superficial Dude is a LOSER!

i dunno man, if the old addage sex sells is true then i would be investing in fila cause paris is the biggest whore on the planet.

Paris is a DOG KILLER

Ya see, Ellen DeGeneres’ canine catastrophe is chopped liver compared to today’s Blind job. First off, our source is one of the myriad personal employees reporting to one Slurpa Pop-Off, the bitch who serviced that dude in the bathroom of that Sunset Strip eatery, if you remember, and we’re sure you do.

Now, many times our lady of the Slurpa has brought a brand-new pooch home as a new pet, which she fawns all over until it dawns on the dummy she’s now in charge of a living, breathing animal—and not a stuffed Pound Puppy. And, gosh, responsibility is not our go-to girl’s strong suit. Therefore, upon leaving her house, she often locks these pups in one of her many closets, supposedly to prevent them from making messies all over her expensive pad.

But, uh, sometimes SPO would be gone for hours…days…weeks…and not tell anybody about the dog in its wardrobe dungeon. The animal’s existence would simply slip from her mind! Oh, doesn’t that happen to everybody? While cleaning the house, Pop-Off’s staff have—reportedly more than once—opened a closet to discover a tiny, dead dog.

Beyond hideous. I swear, I may have to out this bitch. But Pop-Off’s employees just may have beaten moi to the punch, as animal services have been alerted.

And just why the hell is this woman still allowed to purchase pooches? Please neuter and spay your pets, otherwise their offspring might one day meet their maker in Slurpa’s closet captivity.

it’s NOT Britney.
Paris has been outed as SPO in previous BI’s.

Paris is an overnight has-been and has also been so overexposed that everyone is sick of her face. No one is going to buy any of the stupid products she endorses anymore because she is just a penniless whore and....Paris is just too boring for words... THE END

No wonder NIKE has surpassed Fila for so many years. Who ever came up with this marketing campaign should not only be fired, but literally shot.

Shit do they think the public will buy their stuff based on seeing Paris wearing it? Do they think Osama Bin Laden is gonna walk into the CIA HQ sometimes soon?
Feckin' eejits.

#23 - TL; DR. Faggot.

You've got to hand it to this girl. She must have the self-esteem of Mt Everest. Despite the constant flack and criticism that's hurled her way, even jail, she just bounces back with yet another way to keep herself in the limelight while lining her pockets and bank account. Obviously it works and people are stupid enough to part with their money and give it to her, or there would be no incentive for her to do it. She's certainly found her niche - appear stupid, do nothing of consequence, wear designer clothes, make the most of every photo opportunity and most importantly, use Grandaddy's name to full advantage. While I have no respect for this woman whatsoever, I have even less for those who use her as a marketing tool, eg the gossip rags, media. Anyway she's laughing - but at whose expense - certainly not hers!!!!!!

She looks old in this shot. Must be her immune system finally giving in to the 30 or so unknown STDs she carries.

#23

Don't be so bitter.

sweet ! she has absolutely NO ASS and that's something you would never see paris wearing by choice so who would want to buy it ? since everyone in the world loves paris hilton ! yey !! she sucks at life and should be buried alive .

sweet ! she has absolutely NO ASS and that's something you would never see paris wearing by choice so who would want to buy it ? since everyone in the world loves paris hilton ! yey !! she sucks at life and should be buried alive .

sweet ! she has absolutely NO ASS and that's something you would never see paris wearing by choice so who would want to buy it ? since everyone in the world loves paris hilton ! yey !! she sucks at life and should be buried alive .

sweet ! she has absolutely NO ASS and that's something you would never see paris wearing by choice so who would want to buy it ? since everyone in the world loves paris hilton ! yey !! she sucks at life and should be buried alive .

Wait a second... I'm confused. Isn't she supposed to be modeling clothing instead of bending in awkward poses moaning...??? I think they went too far on the whole "sexual" input here... I don't really enjoy looking at paris hilton having an orgasim...eww...

She is so beautiful!!!!. This is a nice lady. One of my friends told me she is a certified millionaire member at seekamillionaire.com where many beautiful people are looking for fun.I don't know if it is true

she should seriously disappear from the earth and do us all a favor

I've always liked Paris..well ok. 'liked' might be a little 'severe' here.
But, of course, Binky has done a bit of research, (on an unrelated topic), and her grandfather (gr8 Grandf? whatever) Conrad seems to have been a really good shit.
Feel free to go with that one Paris.
Cliff Notes: Was that a cheap attempt to 'link to a link' Binky ?
Binky: No. But 9/11 was an Inside job. Well. ok. If you banned Dennis, America - Where's your Japanese guy link, America ?
( So Paris -maYBE go get a Japanese guy to explain it all . Brit picked up an ...ummm anti-9/11 TYpe guy...) Etc.
Well ok. Nice tits Paris - never liked the air bags.etc..

It's amazing that science has found a way to make gonorrhea look like a human female. I mean, they get it wrong, but I can see what they are trying to do.

wow, those are hot pics...nothing like seeing a girl who looks like she just smoked 5 days worth of speed, then got an STD, and then went to a photo shoot...

p.s. she looks like a tranny, lets all stop worshipping her already...she is lousy....

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She really lost a lot of weight...too much.

Second to last pic--- WTF is WRONG with her ARM?????? Incidentally, the same forearm looks like its all bruised up in the shots where she's got it cocked back over her head.

My FIRST THOUGHT was, WTF is Fila thinking?
Then I read the post, and realized we're all thinking the same damn thing!

I would NOT buy anything she endorses, period.
I don't want to be associated with her in any way.

FILA, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?!?!

My eyes burn like that time when was drunk and went down on a dirty mexican, err, I mean Penelope Cruz.

lol

She's cute and weird looking. I love her. Recently I saw her at the singles' club interracialloves.com, she has posted many great pics there. Is she dating there?

Well... as much as I like Paris... I think this is the only right thing she knows how to do - pose...
But other than that-great pics!

She's so yesterdays news. I hoped we finally got rid of her bird beak for good

Paris is why they invented photoshop.

73 you think she knows how you pose?
are you fucking kidding me?
not ONE of these shots looks natural.
have you ever seen a real model or... cause i don't know what kind of posing you're doing....

What a waste of advertising money. Skanky old ho

Wow... I had no idea Valtrex was launching such an aggressive marketing campaign. I sure hope her herpes haven't mutated into the airborne variety. That could explain why this was shot on a bpat... you know, for legal and public safety purposes.

Who cares whether she´s smart or not. They look good 2gether, especially the guy. I want that boy!
Anybody know him?

#79 - I do. He blows men for cab money. And lemme tell you, it was worth the $7...

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I'd hit that Herpes and all.

was that part of a photo shoot or the start of another porn vid.
Hilton models stuff alright... I wish I would have been there to get
some photos when she was in my city of Toronto Canada flipping out at a porn video store
just this past summer.
Hilton superficial for sure....

I hope that male model washed his hands in bleach and lysol after he was done touching on that slut. Instead of modeling clothing, that hooker should have been modeling for a VALTREX commercial...after all she DOES use the PRODUCT.

#82 - You don't hit herpes... it hits you. Actually, it kinda oozes, but still...

Because what company wouldn't want a hook nosed, wonky eyed, huge footed bag of disease as there spokesperson?

Notice how she has to go to Europe and Japan and work for foriegn companies now ? I guess it's because her brand here in North America is "tainted" What a waste of skin.

You know why metal is dead? I'll tell you why metal's dead. It's simple. When a bullshit artist like Paris Hilton uses the 'devil-horns', metal dies.

That and all those shitty new age 'hardcore' bands. Those guys suck. I mean, c'mon.. 'Lamb of God'? 'Shadows fall'? Right..

#70 Penelope Cruz is from Spain not from Mexico, you ignorant dumbass.

I will admit she is a pretty girl. However the funny thing is she has fucked more people than all of us who have input on this website and that is a lot of people..Damn..

'You've got to hand it to this girl. She must have the self-esteem of Mt Everest. '

SHE IS TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THAT EVERYONE THINKS SHE IS A HUGE JOKE.

is that her brother?

is that her brother?

is that her brother?

That guy looks like an uglier Frank or whatever that goofballs name was from Las Vegas Real World.

#87 I rarely agree with you but you nailed it this time. How about Asshole Simpson wearing a Judas Priest t -shirt? So sad. Metal still has a little life left in it though. I just got tickets to see Maiden in March. So what if they are 60, I'm betting they are heavier and better than any metal show I've seen in the past 5 years. I just hope Metallica's new album doesn't suck.

Nice doughy bod on ya Paris. Ever heard of the gym?

I'd say the guy is much prettier than Paris...but Paris has much bigger feet than he does...so she wins! LOL. Also, she is a little too fat in the belly for modelling nowadays. Lastly, in pictures 6, 7, 8, you can totally see the hair extensions. Tacky.

She's always tried really hard to be sexy, and it never works. To be sexy, you have to have personality and warmth. She has neither.

did they suck the fat out of her tits and pump it into her lips? as in the ones on her face...

Is that Ashton Kutcher's son, playing a monkey boy? Wow.

That male model looked like Vincent Lacrocq in the first pic. If it was, I would have found her and stabbed her in the face for contaminating him like that.

Toby Mcguire and Paris...this is the best comedy sketch ever!

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Ugh she is a freaking awful model.

Actually, you'd think that with her height and skinny frame, she'd try modeling. But nooo, she'd rather do porn and make awful sounds while claiming to be a singer.

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Oh Jesus. If SHE can model stuff, then that must mean I can, too. I mean, she's the worlds ugliest whore.