Jan 31 2008Paris Hilton makes out with Elisha Cuthbert

Frist, beetches.

she has said before that women make her hot.....

Nice,. well one of them

queers.

First

that just isn't getting any better. If thine eye offends me, cut it out. *hands Paris a pair of scissors*

they both have weird noses.
the last picture illustrates this clearly.

they both have weird noses.
the last picture illustrates this clearly.

Yeah, probably because she mistook Elisha for a member of a boy band or something. WTF did she do to herself?

Those hands totally look like a transplant from a very large construction worker. Is there an accident in the past she's not telling us about? We could see at gimpsRomance.com where the handicapped find true love. I have heard this around the Internet.

Apparently Valtrex hires their spokespeople in pairs.

WTF happened to poor little Kim Bauer?!
Must Paris destroy everything?

Man......that eye just keeps getting wonkier and wonkier by the day.

At least she has the good sense to let her bangs cover the wonk eye, sparing the general public the full horror of her deformity. She's kind that way.

Elisha used to be good looking.... Now she looks like a worn out backstreet boy.....

I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

a little too happy there, mr.

i d tap em both

Why is JJ hanging out with them in pic4??

DYNOMITE!!!!!!!!!!

What in the fuck is wrong with these actors. Paris Hilton=The Herp. Shit, Paris's paper boy needs a full body condom just to throw the paper at her porch. Stay away!

Why is Paris Hilton's nose shaped like a penis?

What-in-the hell is wrong with Paris's left eye in that first picture?!

Did she have a cocaine induced stroke that I'm not aware about? Holy shit, what an ugly animal.

Paris, the world called, it wants it's asshole back.

Oh lord, stop with the Hayden Pwhatever comments, they're really annoying, she's just and looks like a 13 year old child like all those playing in the neightborhood, nothing else, if you are gonna call a female hot or attractive, at least call it to one who is actually hot or attractive, like Kim Kardashian, and not to a child that looks like every 13 year old in every freaking north american neighborhood and that is NOT hot at all, far from it, only trend.

Besides that, it wouldn't surprise me that Elisha Cuthbert is a lesbian. Look at her man, she's looking really freaking butch, each time I see her she keeps getting more and more butch. If you find this butch chick hot, then no wonder why you also find the average 13 year old north american neighborhood looking Hayden and the tranny Alessandra whatever hot too. Geeez, what a freaky taste. Refine your taste in women a little man.

THIS IS JUST A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. PARIS HAS CONTAMINATED ANOTHER HOLLYWOOD STAR. MISS WHATEVER-HER-FACE-IS IS NO LONGER ON THE DOABLE LIST(IF SHE EVER WAS). IT AMAZES ME HOW MANY PEOPLE STILL SUCK FACE OR FUCK THIS HERPE KNOWING SHE'S ON VALTREX.

There may be a few exceptions, but lesbianism causes ugliness. The lesbians who are out the earliest are the ugliest. The ones who start out straight then "discover" (yeah right) that they're lesbians curdle right in front of your eyes, like Elisha here. Even Portia de Rossi, who held out for so long, looks-wise, is succumbing to the lesbian hotness-eating virus (click my name for a recent picture). They really do make Baby Jesus cry.

Ugly? Check.
Lonely? Check.
Boring? Check.
Desperate for attention thus resorting to lesbian behavior? Check.

Also, I love the "Bitches be crazy" look that dude is giving Paris in Pic #4.

What's wrong with Paris' eye?

Oh another faked up story from the attention whore to get them in the public eye - YAWN - next..............

oh please she so good at it ............... having us on shes not interested in women or anyone for that matter AIR HEAD TWIT

oh please she so good at it ............... having us on shes not interested in women or anyone for that matter AIR HEAD TWIT

#32 - Paris's penis shaped nose is easily explained by evolution. Her nose was getting constantly assaulted by many penii per day. As an act of survival, the nose began to evolve into a penis looking nose, thereby trying to lessen the attacks by every penis Paris met.

Two things can survive a nuclear winter, cockroaches and cocknose. Fortunately for Paris, she is one and has the other.

@Mr.HappyPants

Could you repeat that?

Maybe it's because Elisha highly resembles Aaron Carter.

I'm disappointed that Elisha would stoop so low to lez out with Paris. Maybe she is going butch though - that would explain the haircut. Nothing can explain why Elisha is wearing Dr Evil's jacket though.

@42- There is a simpler reason. Her schnoz looks like a dick because she's using her nose in lieu of a strapon.

Well, I guess we know who the man in the relationship is.
And, Paris honey? They make pantyhose without the control top thighs that might look a teeny bit better with that shirt- I mean dress you're wearing. Unless it really is a shirt and you forgot to put on your pants. In that case, carry on.

I'll be damned millionairemuffsugarmomma.com really fucking works.

Paris' eye is stuck shut from Elisha's pussy jizz.

Pretty disappointing what's happened to Elisha :-(

Is Sampan man going to put some pants on already? My foot hurts like a motherfucker!

Is it just me or does Elisha Cuthbert look like a James Bond Villain in that outfit?

Why is Paris wearing support hose? Is she starting to get cellulite? And she should have bought the nude type support hose so the dark band around her legs don't show.

The 'control top' panel of her tights is showing. Wonkey eye and FUGLY clothes as usual.

Is it not common for lesbians to pair off as; one as Butch and the other as Lipstick?

Three cheers, #53. I was wondering how long it would take for someone to catch on to the control top action...

#43 hehehe!

paris is hideous and elisha turned into a 13 y/o boy. so sad, considering she was hot as shit in Girl Next Door (and i'm a straight female).

Oh holding hand yep they must be screwing each other. No series, its a rule.

No pics, no kiss. Suck it knee-grows!

Paris looks hot compared to the biy she is holding hands with. 8-|

That wonk eye is getting worse and worse. It'd drive me crazy, trying to skeet in that eye before it wonked closed again. I'd get so frustrated I'd punch her in the mouth, and that would totally fuck up the whole "sorry honey it was an accident" routine. I'm still amazed that works, btw. Trust me, girls, if it hurts you and the guy stays hard, it's NEVER an accident.

She looks very butch - January 31, 2008 5:13 PM

Oh lord, stop with the Hayden Pwhatever comments, they're really annoying, she's just and looks like a 13 year old child like all those playing in the neightborhood, nothing else, if you are gonna call a female hot or attractive, at least call it to one who is actually hot or attractive, like Kim Kardashian, and not to a child that looks like every 13 year old in every freaking north american neighborhood and that is NOT hot at all, far from it, only trend.

Besides that, it wouldn't surprise me that Elisha Cuthbert is a lesbian. Look at her man, she's looking really freaking butch, each time I see her she keeps getting more and more butch. If you find this butch chick hot, then no wonder why you also find the average 13 year old north american neighborhood looking Hayden and the tranny Alessandra whatever hot too. Geeez, what a freaky taste. Refine your taste in women a little man.

THIS IS THE AWESOMEST COMMENT ON HERE!!!! LMFAO!!!!!

And the control top pantyhose ....NASTY!!!!

Like usually she looks marvelous in her outfit.The fake babyseal furl which is carefully draped around her fragile and elegant shoulders looks wonderful.The black button on her grey dress does refer to the babyseal eyes in a playful way.The granny-grey dress is finished off with two reading glasses in both pockets which look fantastic.The second babyseal eye is to be found on the coat of her date.Which make them together a harmonious union.

Paris is just pissed off because Britney is getting all the media attention for being Bi-Polar, and since Paris is so dumb, she thinks that this has something to do with being Bi (as in bisexual) and dressing like a Polar Bear. Who knew.

damn. i was thinking Eliza Dushku. Instead it was this skank.

GAY PEOPLE ARE GROSS AND WILL BURN IN HELL FOR THEIR SINS.

lol

I hope Elisha makes Paris wear a condom on her dick-knee.

Oh, sucky.... I hope some actual lesbians punch her in her stupid rat face. Faking being gay for attention... really nice.... *sigh*

Yuk. Paris' face looks like a shoe, and the other bitch looks like my little brother...with some ugly makeup. My little brother looks better than THAT though.

Blech.

You know...when you get an outbreak in your eye...it can weigh down the eyelid. I'm just sayin.

Hayden is fine, I mean if you are into really truly white folk. Kim K is not white. She is some skank from the middle east, Nasty whore like you and your sisters and mother.
Are you a Brown guy, by the way?
Heil Hitler, Bitch.

Does she have palsy or something?

Cuthbert must love the taste of cigarettes, booze and man-goo.

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can you hear me now.......................................

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can you hear me now.......................................

I said...........I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

can you hear me now.......................................

I said...........I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

can you hear me now.......................................

I said...........I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

can you hear me now.......................................

I said...........I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

can you hear me now.......................................

I said...........I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

can you hear me now.......................................

I said...........I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

can you hear me now.......................................

I said...........I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

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Damn, I want to stab her in that messed up eye! It's so annoying.

Sweet!!!

But I'd rather see Elisha with Alyssa Milano!

@ #67, wow, who knew good ol' JC knew internet lingo. Actaully I think Jesus was the first to coin the phrase TCLTC.

why is half Paris' face paralyzed?

stroke

What is Elisha thinking?!?!?! She could catch ugly! or herpes

I never trust people who can't spell their own names anyways.

How tall is that girl?...she looks like a little elf beside "Big Foot"...!
Now that is the female that Tiny Tom Thumb should have married. He just may be a quarter of an inch taller then Cuthbert!

Elisha:Ellen DeGeneres as Paris:Anne Heche (ok, fine, it doesn't quite work because Paris is retarded and Anne Heche is crazy, which are equivalent only in the case of Britney)

First, Paris has GIANT MANHANDS. Her hand is the size of Elisha's entire head.

Second, what a wonk eye.

Third, Elisha is no longer hot. She has a frumpy dyke Ellen haircut and has contracted the Paris strain of herpes virus. She's damaged goods. Throw her in the gutter and let's fap to another.

In summation, who gives a shit about either of these chicks?

Hey, FRT:

Paris is only 5'7 or 5'8.

Elisha is probably a midget like most actresses.

I just can't get over the wonkeye in this pic. Too perfect.

A pathetic grab for attention on both their parts.

OMG! I cannot believe that paris is showing her control top panty hose. I mean, those things are created to suck in your fat. It's like parading around in your gurdle! (I have no idea how to spell gurr-del!) I seriously think she was going out, and she was like....well shit, mom, i'll just wear yours...i'm paris (hot)!

pink is the new gay?

You know Elisha Cuthbert has a mega clit-dick! What butch.

I'd also be willing to bet that elisha's packing a gaggle of ass-beads up that gnarled, wrinkled shitter of hers, too.

Leave Elisha alone. The girl is from Montreal, the fashion capital of Canada. Canadians don't need to be overly flashy to be fashion-forward. I hope she's a lesbian! A cool one like Portia de Rossi or Cynthia Nixon. I'm sorry but there's nothing butch about her cute little jacket and clutch purse. Just because she's not oozing with silicone and tacky clothes, it doesn't make her less beautiful, in fact, i think she's even hotter! I like her cool haircut. Something's wrong with her skin though...hmmm

miss PH looks like a 50 old lonely lady(must with her dog ,hahah)

something's wrong with her upper lip...it lookslike she has a little 'stache.

it's about time. wait until she jumps into porno fulltime. that will be excellent (and inevitable)

stupid cunt Paris won't pay cash for advertising so she does this stupid shit instead.

We got another week of this lame crap headed our way.

Please report on something, anything, else. I'm begging.

Now, that's a bunch of fucked up shit. I'm bi, and I don't look ANYTHING like a dyke. If Elisha goes that way, fine, but she can atleast have better taste inn women. It'd suck to get STDs so young. ;)

Is that Paris Hilton and her newly adopted son? I thought the Hollyweirdos only adopted from Africa.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

they look so "cute" together. perfect, even.

.... *snickers*.....

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

what a fukking joke.

I dont know if i believe they made out........ but why do they both look so PISSED OFF??

I think Paris Hilton is dog ugly! And hell, Elisha Cuthbert isn't much better looking. And to think that some think Scarlett Johansen looks ugly? Send em' over this way. LOL.

"Is that Paris Hilton and her newly adopted son? I thought the Hollyweirdos only adopted from Africa."

I wish I was a rich black celebrity; I would adopt white kids and send them to Africa.

Why is her little brother dressing like a homo? Whatever, it's nice she spends time with the little queer..

Elisha's haircut makes so much more sense now!!! Of all the women in Hollywood she could hold hands with/make out with, why in the name of god would it be Paris? Paris is such a whore, she's has fucked every person she can get her hands on!!! (Kind of like Lindsay Lohan) Gross! Any person that touches her is definitely no longer hot. I have an idea, why don't Hohan and Paris date so the diseases can be contained!

Good God!!! This chick with Paris must have a lesbian foot fetish. She definitely found a perfect lesbo named Paris to hang out with. Just think about it. . . .Paris has a penis shaped nose. She can tickle the G-Spot with her nose whilst she licks the pussy.
Then the size 13 feet, perfect for the butch woman who has a foot fetish and perhaps a nylon fetish.
The inordinate man sized hands, this also means ex-tra long hymen reaching fingers!!
The wonker eye, she can look at both nipples whilst eating her girlfriend. Paris is a lesbians fantasy woman

i didn't know that paris had a little brother....

Paris Hilton looks like a post op tranny. She is SO gross...EH! Wasn't the chick with her suppose to be hot at one point??? She looks like Peter Pan....nice butch hair cut! She does look like a 12 year old boy with her 50 year old mom. My fuckin eyes are burning now.

@30 - An ugly dyke to da left of me, a Bells Palsy skank to da right, neither ones good enough for kid - DYNOMIIITE!

why's everybody hating?? Paris looks great - even w/ the f*ed up eye, Elisha, even with no make up looks pretty good, they're having fun -- btw, those probably aren't 'control top pantyhose, but actual stockings- thigh-high or w/ a garter belt [absolutley adding to the hotness of the situation] and y'all are just jealous! lol The only thing I'm not digging is that Paris looks like she's lost weight and her face is still looking too angular. She needs the softness back... otherwise go ahead P!!!

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#15 hit the nail on the head. I guess Elisha has gone "that" route. Waste of what used to be a perfectly good vagina.

...Uhm...I see no "making out." Anyway, Paris looks like a bad/grandma/tranny in these pics. And WTF is up with the top of her pantyhose showing? Now THAT is "gravely disabled" behavior.

She is gorgeous.seems saw her before on a millionaire&celeb dating site CelebMingle.com
,but don't know ih it is her.

Notice how angry and humiliated Elisha looks in every picture. She looks like she was forced into this ridiculous pap-walk with Paris against her will.

Elisha Cuthbert started out life as a foot model--advertising and fetish. Now she's going down on Paris Hilton. I think I've found my dream woman!!!

I don't think they kissed. If you look closely at the first picture, you'll she one eye is slightly more closed than the other. That, and her smooth forehead, are clearly the signs of a "sub-clinical" stroke. The "embrace" was just her friend trying to revive her.

It is all a misunderstanding really, just like with Lindsay Lohan and her trip to the hospital for exhaustion.

It looks to me like Paris has a new pet

Jajajajajajaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Remember when Elisha was on that kids show 'Popular Mechanics for Kids'... that was cute, she can do better than Paris

Damn, is Parasite having a stroke in that first picture?

Paris I love you!!
Also,I want to warn all Democrats and/or our OBAMA supporters...The Republican's are out to get us...They have found one of OBAMA"s college room mates (now a Republican) and as soon as OBAMA wins the Democatic nomination- they are going to pull a "Lewinski" on the American public...apperently OBAMA's old roomie will admit to the PRESS that he witnessed OBAMA dealing Cocaine to more than a few of his close friends in their dorm room!!!...The Republican's hope to sway the independent vote and the undecidedes... They are betting that the fallout will put John Mc Cain over the top and will win him election for President...we have to fight this nasty PLOY!!!

so there friends like,....Ellen and Rosie?.....woh,.thats a scarry image

why you always trying to keep a brother down? dang..........

wow. that eye is scary. both of them, actually. and wtf happened to Kim Bauer? RIP.
there are people that think Paris is attractive?

Cuthbert's jacket is amazing. Damn....and I am a straight dude.....

What the fcuk is wrong with her Eye..?

Product of botched plastic surgery..Drugs..?

Just looks so off.

I THINK PARIS IS UGLY AND NEEDS SOME HELP

Damn! Paris has contaminated yet another Hollywood hottie with untold numbers of STD's and unknown pathogens.....between Paris and Pam Anderson all of Hollywood will be toting enough STD's and Hepatitis germs to drop a heard of Rhino!

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elisha looks like that gay from boys dont cry

You americans are all biatches and want to take PH from behind with your fat, overweight bodies, full of McD dung because you lame assed motherfckers can't get it up anymore because you are all to fat and lazy!

so hot