Jan 30 2008Paris Hilton loved by all

Whoa! I'm awake now! YELLOW almost makes her look innocent and like she hasn't banged everything with a penis from West to East coast!

love the pic video cam doofus is holding in pic #3. if he's looking for somebody to autograph that pic, he's in the wrong line.

That left eye just keeps gettin wonkier. Soon it will wander off and sign a deal for its own show.

Yes!

Paris is the modern day equivalent to a Mother Theresa.

I always thought Mother-T was overrated though. And a complete cunt with an ugly nose.

Go ahead, repeat your tired rips. If only she had a comeback, like, say, here are some pictures taken during promotion of MY NEW MOVIE. Kills you, doesn't it? And after this, even if it flops, she'll get another chance. But enough of that - isn't it time for you to go back to checking a spreadsheet or something?

That left eye just keeps gettin wonkier. Soon it will wander off and sign a deal for its own show.

that dress was so pretty, till the zipper! ugh!

It's a wonderful day in the wonkihood, a wonderful day...would you be my, could you be my, wonky.

athena, "comeback"? you have to actually have been somewhere to comeback. homemade porno doesn't make you a movie star.

is that dress inside out?

They gave her roses to cover up the whore stench!

next

Never mind, her eye already co-starred (uncredited) with Alba in her new flick.

Why.. WHY does she wear mascara on the bottom lashes? OR could they be fake?

I know! Its to distract you from the wonky eye. *snaps finger*

HA! I'm on to you Paris, can't pull one over on me!

Better be careful that the scientologists don't start worshipping her mammoth, planetary earrings!

In any case, viva laS genital sores, you missed an 's', it's plural. If you have not even a basic notion of Spanish you shouldn't attempt to write on it or to make 'jokes' on it, especially on a public website, if you do it, do it right.

Besides, I don't think she has any genital sores or STD's at all. Jessica Alba does have them for real though, herpes, sores and warted rash on her disgusting sntach. I never saw you making jokes about her having STD's, when she actually does for real, however you don't stop making jokes (that get BORING and are not funny) about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears allegedly having STD's and herpes when they actually don't.

In any case, viva laS genital sores, you missed an 's', it's plural. If you have not even a basic notion of Spanish you shouldn't attempt to write on it or to make 'jokes' on it, especially on a public website, if you do it, do it right.

Besides, I don't think she has any genital sores or STD's at all. Jessica Alba does have them for real though, herpes, sores and warted rash on her disgusting snatch. I never saw you making jokes about her having STD's, when she actually does for real, however you don't stop making jokes (that get BORING and are not funny) about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears allegedly having STD's and herpes when they actually don't.

I have to admit it, she's definitely bonable.

Looking more like big bird every day/

you don't think paris has genital sores? xrist what planet are you from? have you forgotten the photocopied prescription for valtrex recovered from her storage locker? go back to teaching spanish.

Paris Hilton should get an endorsement deal with VALTREX. We would see her coming off a tennis court saying "My herpes, my life is under control, thanks Valtrex. You are keeping the flare-ups low." And then we hear all the disclaimers as to why taking Valtrex may result in disease or death.

That's s-n-a-t-c-h, not s-n-t-a-c-h. If you don't have the basic notion of English you shouldn't attempt to write it, senior.

Hey. How did the fifth grade girl get pregnant? Her teacher wanted her to do an "essay" over the summer!

Anyone know the story behind the wonky eye?

Did some guy blow a load in her eye, it crusted up, she tried to open the lid & sprained the lid so badly it hasn't recovered?

At least we know part 1 (and probably 2) of that scenario has been played out time & time again on that hideous face.

Why does this SLUT keep getting press like Britney WHORE spears? Nobody cares about this fucking tramp!

Seriously--Did I mention that her earrings are bigger than her boobs?

$50 bucks says someone was payed to give her the flowers.

The only thing good about that dress is that it is long enough to cover up her dick-knee.

#10. I think you are right, the dress is inside out. Look at the waist, you can see the inside seam. And also the hem you can see it too very clearly and you shouldn't be able to. lol

Fish--the title should read: "Paris Hilton HAD by all"! LOL

@9 - it does SO make me a movie star!

Those hideous platform style pumps she's always wearing make her size 11 feet look even more ginormous.

She's so resilient! I really admire that about her. Bad reviews, jail, humiliated by Letterman, fiery sores - doesn't matter, she just bounces back. You worthless cunts would have cracked after 1/100th of that. Just look at any story here about a celeb being fat or mentally ill - all the whiners come out in full force to support somebody who can't cut it. Pathetic.

Maybe they thought she just won the Kentucky Derby.

That first photo makes her look like she Down with the Syndrome.

We all love Paris, don't we??

"Roses are red.Skies are blue.I want a penis big and fat." I can almost hear her thoughts.Obviously Paris has her poetic moments as well sometimes.

Almost presentable in that dress. If you didn't knw better, you would take her home.

Rachel, you obviously have a rutabaga for a brain. Get AIDS already.

#25-I don't know if you noticed, but EVERYTHING is just as big or bigger than her boobs. What a whore. I feel like I should shower just from seeing her picture. Ick.

Why does this skank always stand with her feet pointing inwards??? Is it the body's natural reaction to her always having them spread APART???
Whenever I see Paris, I envision her with a cock in her mouth! But. . . . she probably has one in her mouth whenever someone else sees her too!

#33 HaHaHa, your comments always crack me up!

God is she wearing the QE2 and a replica on each gigantic foot??

She's wearing an interesting dress.Looks like a mixture between a greek robe and a straitjacket.

she looks like big bird

#32 Rachel is a cunt for sure but her last point is valid. This place is supposed to be nice and cold-hearted, but whenever the topic turns to people who are fat or depressed, wow. Whine whine whine whine. Can't be like that if you want to be successful in life. Harsh but true.

Intellect is the enemy of glamor. I must be really smart. i will eat her spleen and wear it.

Ketchup & eggs

@ 38 didn't you mean Paris? Or do you have a "rutabaga for a brain"?

I almost forgot her earhanger.It's very nice put.It's classy yet people are wondering if it's a christmas ornament or a giant pearl.What makes it playful and modest with a wink .That all together makes it modern classy.

If you mean loved as in spooged in, fucked in every hole and used like the cheap worthless whore she is by EVERY man she comes in contact with then yes she has been very ,very "loved". If you mean that people like her than no that is FALSE because the trolls and clowns that are her "fans" are not people, they are sub human specimens equivalent to filthy maggots.

And Rachel your comments only tell us how little strength you have and how little you could handle. Again I must say it to another idiot, this is the worldwide web where people of all walks of life come to look at porn and do other unimportant shit so for all you know there could be cancer and war survivors and orphans trashing Paris on this site, you have NO idea what any of us have overcome. I for instance have overcome dealing with morons like you without becoming a prejudicial asshole who hates all girls called Rachel. Proof? I like Rachel McAdams, she's purdy. Now only a portion of the commenters here are actually whiners (perhaps you have some trouble reading) because a fuckload of them are the good old celeb hating trash talkers that make this site worth while, unlike you.

If you don't look at her wonky eye, she actually looks pretty decent... I - I don't understand it! Paris looking human (apart from the wonky eye) and Jessica Alba on her way to becoming a whale? What is this world coming to?

We need a new "It" girl, stat!

I think her earhanger is cubism with round edges.What makes it modern rough edged cubism.

I heard her parents hire 'fans' to make a fuss of her- sad.

Paris suffers from a special kind of stupid that does not allow her to feel shame, remorse, humiliation, etc.

Nicely done.
I like her in yellow. The hair is looking hot too. I hope she "grows" it long again.

It's Penis Nose!
God, I think most of us (the ones who matter anyway) would all be willing to trade Paris for Heath.

Why the fuck are people complementing her? Jebus Christ it's Paris Hilton. Fuck you all need to be spanked with a sledge hammer. BAD, Bad little posters. You never EVER say nice things about Paris Hilton. She's PURE evil. Alsonever look directly at the wonkey eye that's where she gets her huar powers from, plus she's had some fucking mutated pink eye disease for years. I think it's called herpie eye.

I just thank God he didn't give her boobs. If she had boobs the world would be one giant puss filled herpie sore by now.

I was going to reiterate the question about what is going on with her eye... or really her face... but I like "cubism" as an answer. Next time someone brings it up I'll just explain: she has cubism! I read it on The Superficial! Facial cubism!

Yuck. She's so fucking pathetic...who the hell actually LET her make a movie? And what a fucking piece of shit movie this one is actually gonna be. She would be the kind of irrelevant fucktard to actually think that was a decent script. Goddammit she pisses me off!!!

Bad day.

Jimbo you fuckface, I said Rachel and I mean Rachel. You know, #32.

Rachel won't magically appear and lick your balls, so there's no reason to be a sycophant.

What's that hanging off her eyelids? Diseased spiders?

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN! Har!

Is that Big Bird????

WHORE

god she's ugly. i would rather be poor than be rich and look like her

I bet you are poor.

Psst Paris, you got dressed to fast after you grabbed that guy for a quicky...Don't you know your supposed to wait till AFTER your interview to get your outfit ruffled up and inside out?

Did anyone actually watch the show to see if someone pointed it out and she changed before going on air? THAT would be the best...

She is charming! I like her dress. It looks so beautiful.

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that zipper's ugly.

She's not loved by me. I hate her.

Help me.

WOOOOWWW!!!! look at those size 11 feet! hahahahahhahaha bruuutal!

WOOOOWWW!!!! look at those size 11 feet! hahahahahhahaha bruuutal!

I like the man in the yellow hat better than the woman in the yellow dress.

HaHa! Paris is the winner! You losers tried your best to bring her down. but HA! she won! so go pick on that loser Britney.

Ted from LA reminds me of a young PapaHotNuts...
*gazes off into the sunset*

Also, I have seen #30's work. Delicious.

I was under the impression no one gave a shit about her anymore. There are always idiots I guess. And for my GR peeps, "Racist Skank". She'll NEVER live that down, even when she goes bankrupt and dies of STDs.

Who is PapaHotNuts and why do you think he is so handsome, witty and horney? LadyJane, I'd like to strip you naked (assuming you're really a lady), tie you to my bed, and read you romantic poetry while giving you a deep back rub. Let's see PapHotNuts plan a cheap yet thrilling evening like that. I'll throw in the lighting and box of wine for effect.

i wish i was paris. she looks amazing and she has all you tards talking about her. and she's making money doing it. smart girl.

Paris Hilton is such an ugly woman. She has a very ugly face, deformed nose and is anorexic.

If she was an animal, she would be a swan. Look at her, she's disgusting!!! If you find her attractive you have something wrong with you! Uggggggly as fuck!

She needs a new face and body! grosssss

I dont understand why everyone always brings up her size 11 feet. Who cares?? I wear the same size! No one even notices. She cant help the size of her fucking feet. And i also happen to have small boobs too. I just dont understand why the hell it matters and why people feel the need to say shit about it.

Small boobs are great, big feet are fine too. You're a-okay with me Miss January 31.

Are you a true American?
Take the following quiz I am about to create.

1. Name your two U.S. Senators.
2. Name Britney's two children.
3. Name the Secretary of the Treasury.
4. State how much Britney makes per month.
5. How much have interest rates decreased with the last two fed moves?
6. Who is Kim Kardashian dating?
7. Who is next in line to be President of the United States if President Bush and Vice President Cheney are removed from office?
8. What mammal does Hayden P want to save?
9. Who are the two remaining Republican candidates for president?
10. Who was the surprise 6 foot 4 penis to visit Britney as she was leaving the hospital?
11. Where was Barack Obama born?
12. How often does Janince Dickinson shave her nuts?

I've heard that she gets her shoes custom made by the "Shoemaker for the NBA Stars"...!!

Believe it or not...she used the same foot mold that Kobe Bryant uses!

Hey Ted from L.A....I got all 12 questions wrong! But hey...I'm a Canuck so what do I know, right?

GREAT dress, sans the awfully obvious zipper and ugly heels. plain white pumps would have been a better choice.

HOW HAS NO ONE ELSE NOTICED THOSE CREEPY HANDS OF HERS?

AHHHHHHHH I never thought I'd ever say this but she does look quite pretty in those pics....

Damn you God.. why do you hate me so with your stupid tests.

Nice one! It looks like Minney Mouse :o))

Hey Bob @84...your fucking right! She has "ET" hands! Hell...I've been so enthralled with her canoe feet that I completely forgot to notice!

Are we sure she isn't a member of Tiny Tom's alien space religion...???

"BIGFOOT"

That's what I'm talking about! You just slipped that in there before I knew what was going on. Quick and smooth.

A while back I was watching this thing about her making her "album". There were all these scenes in which she was in the studio singing into the recording mic. I say 'scenes' because she was lipsynching. Yes, she was lipsynching in a recording studio. Just think about that one for a second.

Her shoes are bigger than her head!

And she's wearing her dress inside-out!!! Look at the zipper

Binky: "Let's wrap this photo shoot, Paris. Give us your come-hither look."

Paris: *purses lips* (all of them) "You want my herpes. I know you do."

Binky: "DEAR GOD! THE WONK EYE WAS AN INSIDE JOB!"

@67 Yes, leave it Paris to ruin what would otherwise be a fairly nice dress. I guess she added that touch so the dress would match her giant white shoes.

Looks like she bought that dress in some Mexican Polyester Overstock Sale.

And it seems they didn't have her usual size 16 shoe and she went with size 18.

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Is it just me, or does Paris look an awful lot like Barbara Walters in that photo? Obviously, that's Barbara without the old.

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people with gargantuan feet like that should never wear white shoes!

... and later in the evening, multiple sprays of viscous pearl colored drops were seen all over the shoulders, front, and ass area of this demure frock...

Nice clown face. I can't believe that can be considered attractive.

It's official, britney has lost it. In the funny farm as we speak...

Was "the fan" who gave her a bouquet of roses hired by Paris or does she really have fans!?!? =\

1. Name your two U.S. Senators. I don't know the names of Hockey players.
2. Name Britney's two children. Coaster and Ashtray
3. Name the Secretary of the Treasury. Nicholas Cage
4. State how much Britney makes per month. $10,000 batshit crazy, look at me I'm an unfit mother, fat, attention whore dollars (roughly the same as Rosie O'Donnel)
5. How much have interest rates decreased with the last two fed moves? Paris Hilton went to prison.
6. Who is Kim Kardashian dating? A urine sample form the state pen.
7. Who is next in line to be President of the United States if President Bush and Vice President Cheney are removed from office? Adnan Ghalib
8. What mammal does Hayden P want to save? Milo Ventimiglia
9. Who are the two remaining Republican candidates for president? Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern
10. Who was the surprise 6 foot 4 penis to visit Britney as she was leaving the hospital? Oprah.
11. Where was Barack Obama born? Canada.
12. How often does Janince Dickinson shave her nuts? Every 4 hours, just like Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg.

So Ted did I win???

You scored 11 of 12 (the 6 foot 4 inch penis to visit Brit was Dr. Phil, not Oprah "I love myself and look how great I am" Winfrey). However, since you're the only one to take the quiz, you're the WINNER! Congratuations!

Crap almost a perfect score. "However, since you're the only one to take the quiz, you're the WINNER! Congratuations!" Now why do those words bring back memories my kindergarten teacher and a stolen copy of my Mom's Cosmo.

Anyway, I thought it was Dr. Phil but, then I thought ah ha trick question, Dr.Phil does not have a penis, now what talk show host does? It's I love myself and my big fat hairy penis... Oprah! I mean how else does she screw Gail. But, of course Opratunist is not 6'4" (perhaps in ego height she is). So I guess it is Dr.Phil although until I see proof (hopefully never, ever, ever) I will asume that instead of a penis he has a rolled up restraining order from Britney's fam damily.

Say what you will but Paris is a pretty girl.

...and Actually Proud American Kim Fatass is dating a "squirtgun full of a piss", that's a "squirtgun full of piss" (state pen piss) for those of you playing at home, by yourselves, without typing...

So half marks for #6. I didn't write the test but, I do know the piss donor.

*cries "he's my daddy" *sniffles snot

she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
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them. what a f slur..

#105 pretty fucking ugly. I've seen hawks with smaller beaks.

Yay Mr.poon. You win! that is the correct response to baseless Paris Whore Hilton praise.
Jen you loose. Please don'ty try again.

#60 MISSYSTAR...
Hahahahahaha. I piddled my pants. Seriously.

she actually looks beautiful here...damnit...whore.

First of all - all you men that are hating in the size of Paris' feet need to quit being so jealous that her feet are bigger than yours... that's right - get over your "little man" complex and accept the fact that like your small feet, your dick's tiny too. Don't be a hater, it's so unattractive. It's nobody's fault but your own that you can't afford to go out & buy yourself a cock pump to try & get it "up to size" so you're forced to sit your fat asses in front of the computer, eating super sized meals from McDonald's & hating on celebs. She's obviously doing a hell of a lot better than you are, despite your inaccurate opinions of her.

Second, for those that claim her dress is made of Polyester or some other cheap material... HELLO??? that dress probably cost more than your annual "unemployment" salary!

Last but not least - LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! Good god already! The only reason your "mental issues" aren't blowing up the internet is because you're... who again?? EXACTLY! Who the hell are any of you to talk about something you know nothing about??? All anyone knows is what the tabloids write, which is usually about 98% FALSE & FABRICATED! Give the girl a break & SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A WHILE!

My god she's got some disproportionately massive feet. I never realized how huge they were until I saw these photos. I didn't know it was possible, but I am legitimately *more* skeeved out by Paris Hilton than I was before.

@112- you're "amazed at the unemployed boredom" and yet your post is one of the longest ones here. I'm sure Paris has an official website where you can post comments about how great she is. This isn't it.

@55 What exactly are "huar powers"?

#114. Huar power are like whore powers except they are possessed only by the slutty Miss. Hilton. Many girls have whore powers but, only Paris Hilton has Huar powers. Basically whore powers allow you to attract men even though you are a foul nasty skank. Paris's Huar powers are far more sinister and powerful they allow her to lure hundreds of men everyday into her bed (or behind an in an out burger, in a public restroom wherever really) even though she is a rat faced, wonky eyed, sasquatch footed, brainless, worthless, greedy, selfish, fucking egomaniac, with millions of puss filled herpie sores covering her many slut holes. Why does she have these powers and what is her ultimate goal? Paris wants to spread her mutated super disease ( a horrific combo of every STD in existence) all over planet earth, to every living thing. What the fuck for? Because she's a giver. Actually no one knows really, she's just the biggest slut the world has ever seen and like all villains she wants to take over the world and shit.

P.S. I refuse to spell properly or proof read when it involves Paris she's just not worth it.

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Paris' looking like a dead doll....lol... can someone forcefully feed her?