Jan 21 2008Paris Hilton has really gross legs

Like everyone in the entertainment biz, when I think of Sundance and independent filmmaking, I think of Paris Hilton. It just makes sense. What you're looking at are Paris' legs as she arrives at a party in Park City, Utah while attending Sundance. I’m not even sure these things are human. What’s going on with the right knee? Is it trying to box its way out? That's probably not healthy. Anyway, to be honest, I almost didn’t notice Paris’ mutant legs of the apocalypse. You know, because of the cleverly applied glitter spray. I want to vomit but, at the same time, ooh, sparkles!

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Paris Hilton had a gross everything.

bitch been on her knees to much

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bitch been on her knees too much

That's not Paris. 4th!!!

so, THAT'S where she's hiding her penis. Gross!!

It's her left knee, you stupid jackass!

Gangly broad with an asymmetrical bob and a wonky eye = sexy!

ok... this is what I don't get....... I live in Utah - it's FREEZING!!! It's snowing really bad at the moment. Why in the HELL is she wearing a tank top dress thing?!?!?! It appears these picture on the inside of an exterior door - like she just walked into the joint.... Others in the pictures are smart enough to be wearing some sort of warmth.....

So... I have determined it is either she is so stupid that she doesn't feel the cold - or her STD's keep her warm.... ew.

That is what happens to your knees when you are on them all the time..

but not if she has herpes. if she has herpes i would just fuck her ass hole very hard and very fast for about an hour or two with a rubber on my dick

I want to draw angry faces on her knees.

@7 and all this time I thought she used a strap-on

Regarding pic #2, everyone should do the best they can to embody a stereotype. Dapper Black man in a crispy suit, just GOTTA make sure we throw that skull cap in there to complete the look. And on MLK day no less... have you no shame sir? I'm surprised you don't have any Africa pendants or a huge cross with a dead guy covered in diamonds. I wonder if he turns around whether or not there'll be a drumstick hanging out of his back pocket... my bad.. I mean, I wunna iffen he turn aroun', if that mofo gots some KFC in his bak poket.

OMFG???? Chicken legs are more beautiful.

i wonder if that horse she fell off has her herpes now

Technically, that's her LEFT knee. It's on the right side in the pic, but it's her left knee. Just thought I'd point that out, since otherwise, I got nothin'. I'm pretty glad I can't see her crotch, so if icky knees are the worst we can spy in this picture, that's one for the Win column in my book.

Poor Paris. This could have been avoided by simply putting down some nice soft pillows to kneel on.

I think the mirror fell off the top of that guy's cheap sneaker

Did Rocky visited her lately??His private supply must have ran out of stock by now.

those are some nice lookin' get a away sticks...!!!!!!!

Science is already capable to grow ears on mice.I'll bet on special demand they can grow anything.The customer is king.

Well, that's funny, but not as funny as Brit's accent, let's talk about that some more since I am late arriving to the party today..

I'm gonna name her knees, and I think "Jed" and "Clem" would be perfect.

Fine, let's talk more about her dick knee.

Nevermind, I'm going to Dairy Queen for lunch. They have margaritas there, right?

Why don't they just name it the fucking douchebag film festival? Robert Redford should be castrated for foisting this shit on the rest of the world. Go make another left wing movie no one watches you leathery old prick.

Cause nothing says serious filmmaking like a giant-footed herpes vessel covered in glitter. Glitter, what the fuck is she 12 now?

That is all.

Remember in Nightmare on Elm Street, the first one, when Freddie pressed his face against the wall over the main girl's bed and the wall was all stretchy?

Same thing as her knee except I'm somehow filled with more dread than when I saw the movie as a kid as I now know monsters are real.

She must have taken this 'horse back riding on knee' story very seriously.

You are here FRIST. We thought you had MLK off

A wonkey eye, crooked snout, polluted snatch, and now a dick knee......I'm kinda starting to feel sorry for her.

I'm almost wondering what Nicky has been doing lately:)

an knee one out there? Maybe I should press CAP locks..

I just watched the Brit (ish) video, and I thunk it made me stupider..

That's what happens when you have anorexia and starve yourself until your eyes are sockets and your body looks like a sack of bones.

And most of you chauvinists bash women of a normal size.

I do have today off. That's why I'm not here today.

Hey office whore...thought you didn't have sound. Without sound that video would have made me far less stupid than WITH sound. I think I need to watch it again. It's like taking a bong hit. Duhhhhhh..

that chick is so nasty. . clam city!

"mutant legs of the apocalypse" and "dick knee" just slayed me.

Who has the bong??

OMG she's sporting the "Posh".

Shallow Val has the bong, where's she at??

I'D RUB MY DICK ON PARIS HILTON'S KNEES

No bogarting the bong

I thought this train wreck was dead.

I've seen a few trick knees in my day, but this is the first dick knee I've ever seen. I wonder when she had it circumcised.

Those are the sharpest knees I've ever seen.

My room mate was paris hilton for halloween one year and his legs looked better than that. And I mean that in the straightest way possible.

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I'd do her she's cute as a button. Rawwwwrrr

AHAHA

That is impossible... literally out of this world..

P.s.: It's not about being anorexic... she IS pretty skinny but those legs are just proof that she is a freaking mutant! If you want to see a girl with a BMI of 2.5 look up Vlada Roslyakova and she certainly does not have dick knees!

#47: You and what hazmat team?

One more thing; where the fuck do you live? I don't ever want to go somewhere where the buttons look like Paris.

Shes gross but not as gross as some of the bitchs my husband Brandon fucks like ravioli. Now there is one fucking gross cunt.

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Well what do you call those knees when they are on a guy? I unknowingly dated a guy with knob knees and when the relationship progressed, it also came to a screaming halt. As in, I screamed "Quit hitting me with your knees!" midway through doing sex because I couldn't take the horribleness of it anymore. Thanks for bringing back that awful memory Fish. I had successfully suppressed that until this sucky post. I'm going to go drink some Rum now.

This is news? Everything on her is really gross.

#49 LMFAO!!!

#50 what the?????

What a freak, yuck.

Think perhaps she spends a little too much time on her knees?
I dont know, you be the judge.

It's like Alien....only it's coming out her knee.

IT LOOKS LIKE HER NOSE!!!

If you look at your body parts in the mirror and hold perfectly still, like a camera stills your body, you will notice that your stomach or your thighs or whatever, looks odd, awful. But once you move, you look fine. The camera has caught her left knee in an odd position; that's all this happens to be. I can't find fault with her body. I think she has a great figure that most of us could only dream of having.

Great figure?? u goota be kidding me.

lolz. Thats what you get when u have an anorexic body like hers.

her legs look swollen and arthritic.

To the person who said her knee looks like that because shes bow-legged, umm, no.
I'm quite bow-legged.
My knees don't look like they're trying to escape my body.

She is always special and a little crazy. Waste the family's money. Now she is interested in new lifesytle. I saw her profile with nude photos on nudist friendship site called nudistconnect.com. So sexy

Why are her knees so lopsided? I have slightly knobby knees too (although they aren't NEAR as bad as Paris0, but at least mine are symmetrical. Hers seem like they belong to two different people. And her left knee just looks deformed.

So anyway...how did all of you spend MLK Day??? I decided to honor him by going to my upscale grocery store and filling up on all the free food samples for dinner. On the way home I'm going to stop at Al'$ Check Cashing so I can pick up a 40 of Mandingo Malt Liquor (pour a little out on the corner first). How about you guys?

somebody needs to hire a better blogger to this site. i mean look at every post, its almost sad how his futile attempts to be clever is just lame. egotastic has someone who knows how to work with words. not this guy.

#63 cute..

she looks gorgeous haters! shes soo pretty! and looks very cute here LOOOVE her hair!!

#63.. haha

IT'S PRETTY MUCH TIME:
...................................................................................GO SEE THE DOCTOR!!

Did I mention she is way underweight for her height? BMI is below 19, the lowest cutoff limit for healthy (20-25 usually)

She is always special and a little crazy. Waste the family's money. Now she is interested in new lifesytle. I saw her profile with nude photos on nudist friendship site called nudistconnect.com. No gays, jews, blacks, hispanics, or orientals there either. So sexy

Bony is as Bone-ey does!

That's not glitter on Paris's legs; no, that's the finely pulverized stones, and glass that carpets the parking-lot Paris was just kneeling on, while sucking some stranger's cock.

More: you can Google Paris Hilton's legs and read all about her deformation.

She may have really fross legs but I'd die for that flat tummy!!!

#1 - This current "Superfish" writer sux donkey balls so hard they erupt from his/her anus.

#2 - The aforementioned donkey-baller is barking up the wrong tree. There is absolutely nothing wrong with Ms. Hilton's knees or legs. In fact, they are quite lithe, tan and shapely.

So... what remains is simply MORE trivial info. re dirty-girl Britney. Bring it on, please and thank you.

Bye.

She has a really gross mentality/personality too. E.g. calling herself Paris Hilton (instead of using her real name Sandra Harris). Serious fraudsters and their ways eh?

She's so ugly her mother should be slapped.

yeah, no want's to fuck her legs though...

Maybe she is a crazy gril. She used make friends on bbwconnect.com. Go to find her.

stupidest post ever. Fish sets a new mark for the superficial.

maybe she have leprosy? she used meet armadillo on parishiltononeskankybitchthatwillfuckanythingwithapulseincludeinbbwconnect.com. go to find her beat up nasty pussy she put armadillo in.

Paris (Has Been) Hilton is really gross not just her legs. She puts on an act in hopes people will like and respect her and currently that is not happening. The paps need to forget about her and focus on celebrities the public really cares about.

Come on. That's not real. Looks like a photoshop job to me. I'm not defending her, but it shows how easily people are taken by a good photoshop job. If her left knee drooped that much, he patella would be hanging down at the top of shin bone and her knee cap would slide more than a frisbee. Her knee would not support her even standing or walking much less that crap she does do. Just look back to the model shots from a couple days ago. Knee looks fine. I wish people would not change photos just to get a few minutes of fame...after all, celebs look just as gross as anyone when caught off guard.

Looks like a dick inside her knee?!? =))))

#82 yeah that right there is a huge conspiracy to photoshop celebrites knees. I'm pretty sure Al Queda is behind it.

who knew paris lived in kansas, #50?

anywhooo its about time someone noticed her creepy legs!! they look like my grandma's legs- only she was nearly 80 and ran into stuff... so basically paris hilton is like a gross old lady, and is probably wearing adult diapers as well.

animals void thier bowels at the sight of these hideous legs

CLOVERFIELD! RUN!!

I will be hitting that after the Letterman show Feb 1st.

You really don't have anything better to do?

How bad do I want this to be Photoshopped? SO bad... just so that I can know that someone out there is willing to spend their time making fake pictures of Paris Hilton with weird KNEES. No wait: ONE weird knee. Now that is dedication to a bit.

Sadly, I don't think it is. Sadder still: what is with the weird racist and off-topic comments here? Paris Hilton's knee doesn't give you enough to talk about?

#10 duh you dork she doesn't live in Utah like you ~ it's hot in LA year round! Let us know when the shuttle lands, mkay? bye now


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Her left knee looks like a dog... heh funny.

Look like someone hit her on the knees with a baseball bat!!!

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There's nothing wrong with her knees. She just lost tons of weight (tons for her slim body) and looks very gaunted. Her boobs literally disappeared too!

has anybody looked at her butt? it's so flat and long it's plain ugly!! I've always thought her sister is way prettier than her face and body

THAT IS GROSS. PARIS NEEDS TO GET KNEE SURGRY

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Paris Hilton looks like a deformed penis.

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