Jan 21 2008Pamela Anderson wants to nurture young minds
Pamela Anderson is offering a $28,000 scholarship to Bay Point Schools for troubled youth in Miami, according to People:
"I have a soft spot for bad boys," she told the jam-packed ALL-STAR Gala Saturday night in South Beach as she pledged the cash.
I wish Pamela Anderson offered scholarships when I was in school. All they had in my day was free rides to college if you were awesome in math or something. Pfft. Math. That’s for suckers. I want a scholarship from Pam Anderson for something useful. Like touching boobs. Apparently I’m doing it all wrong because I got fired from my last job for touching my co-worker’s chest region. Should I have yelled “Surprise!” when I jumped out from underneath her desk? I felt “Honk honk” was more appropriate for an office setting.

Reader Comments
1. aph - January 21, 2008 2:32 PM
1st!
2. aph - January 21, 2008 2:33 PM
1st!
3. James - January 21, 2008 2:36 PM
Ah, she's so ugly...
4. FuckParisandDie - January 21, 2008 2:36 PM
Nurture me Pam, nuture me
5. The Office Whore - January 21, 2008 2:37 PM
Offering a bad boy a free ride? That's SHOCKING! I mean, like, SHUT. UP.
z z z z z z- This story should be about how Brit tried to eat the giant Lemon Drop
6. mixedmartialartvideos.com - January 21, 2008 2:38 PM
momma... mommma
7. RosiesVaginaSap - January 21, 2008 2:39 PM
Great now where is MENSA going to get the money for the "Pam Anderson Center for Quantum Physics"?
8. Rambo - January 21, 2008 2:40 PM
Dude, does she have stretch marks?
9. Bigheadmike - January 21, 2008 2:40 PM
Breasts, I mean Breasts oh breast breast breast
She breast breast breast breast breast.
10. pamala anderson is old as balls - January 21, 2008 2:40 PM
i'd hit it and quit it
11. deaconjones - January 21, 2008 2:53 PM
I'd hit it and quit it
you know. I would soooo get some of that. That IS a 10 year old boy, right?
Hey TT. Is it normal to have anal bleeding when you use anal beads? Maybe I should take them out now.
12. JaffaCakes - January 21, 2008 2:55 PM
Did you know she was Canada's Centennial baby in 1967? First Canadian born that year. She's a goddess to her people. We sacrifice sticky Playboys to her every solstice.
13. Guru Rawam - January 21, 2008 2:55 PM
Nuture young minds ... and feed a small country!
14. Jimbo - January 21, 2008 3:01 PM
Are those real??
15. fergernauster - January 21, 2008 3:06 PM
Not.
Aging.
Well.
Bye.
16. OMG - January 21, 2008 3:06 PM
OHNOTHEYDIDNT got their own URL --> http://www.ohnotheydidnt.org
17. The Office Whore - January 21, 2008 3:11 PM
nurturing young minds.. which head??
18. nicole - January 21, 2008 3:11 PM
Gawd, she's finally starting to look old. The plastic is looking it's age!
19. upset waitress - January 21, 2008 3:16 PM
I heard she has a cure Hep C!
20. JustBuzzed - January 21, 2008 3:20 PM
I would hate to be the kid that has to admit to getting that scholarship. Unless you make up some lie about her being a sugar momma.
http://theunsoberlife.com
21. Plobes - January 21, 2008 3:23 PM
is it just me, or does Pam look WAY better than usual in this picture?
ALMOST cute
22. whee - January 21, 2008 3:25 PM
I typically yell OONGALA GOOONGALAS when I grab up on the taytays.
23. whee - January 21, 2008 3:25 PM
I typically yell OONGULA GOOONGULAS when I grab up on the taytays.
24. whee - January 21, 2008 3:25 PM
I typically yell OONGULA GOOONGULAS when I grab up on the taytays.
25. RichPort - January 21, 2008 3:27 PM
Pamela, there will indeed come a time when even Botox won't be able to help you. Suck as many dicks as you can now, because soon you'll be so gross you'll think your name is EEEEWWWWWW... which is exactly what all the men will be saying when you pout sexily in their directions...
26. amma - January 21, 2008 3:29 PM
That face is straight from Tales From The Crypt:0
27. ya_rly - January 21, 2008 3:31 PM
Is that how Tommy Lee went to college?
28. PunkA - January 21, 2008 3:36 PM
3 failed marriages, 2 lasting mere months? She is a mental case. You'd have to be afraid to hit it for fear she'd stalk you and boil and pet you had on your stove. And that is the best case scenario. STD central.
Such a hot bod. Such an equally messed up noggin.
29. Radmore - January 21, 2008 3:42 PM
Why'd you cut her off, Superfish? For everyone else, the rest of her quote reads, "And that soft spot is my vagina."
What she won't tell you is that it's about as soft as a week-old roast beef sandwich, but hey...cooch is cooch.
30. my comment - January 21, 2008 3:43 PM
I like her shoes.
Unlike the doofus behind her wearing Uggs and camo pants.. hellooooo,, it's not 2004 anymore...
31. google - January 21, 2008 3:43 PM
google Great
32. edamame - January 21, 2008 4:01 PM
OMG. I think she really is pregnant...look at the waistband of her pants (or underwear?) and how it slopes down in the front...as if the belly is protruding.
Yikes. Please don't breastfeed that baby.
33. edamame - January 21, 2008 4:03 PM
way to encourage those troubled youths to walk the straight and narrow...
"Bad boys get chicks like ME, so be good boys!"
34. deaconjones - January 21, 2008 4:06 PM
@ 11
I can post my cell number so you can just call me and get it over with
You guys are out of your minds. I would do verrry dirty things to this woman, besides the fact she has Hep C which you can catch from kissing.....hmmm maybe thats why in college, after a long night of drinking, I would just push their heads down first, ask questions later...like "Where am I?" and "Where were we last night?"
35. eastcoastgirl - January 21, 2008 4:41 PM
Grandma needs to put her boobs away. Gross.
36. EuroNeckPain - January 21, 2008 5:16 PM
Disgusting mammalian protuberances.
Only Americans can like that (and Borat).
37. BunnyButt - January 21, 2008 5:25 PM
Looks l like she's taking fashion tits, I mean tips from Britney. While contemplating what exactly the fuck the purpose of those bright yellow squares between her breasts might be (none I can think of), I noticed the right side of her top is tearing. So Britney-chic! And by right side, I mean Pam's right side, not Fish's right side.
38. jamvba - January 21, 2008 5:43 PM
how come she never got a nose job along with that boob job?
39. Pelty - January 21, 2008 5:45 PM
Pams a hot mom! she has 2 kids and shes still smokinnnn!
40. L.Linus - January 21, 2008 5:53 PM
Didn't she just kill her own child with an abortion? If so, That's one less mind to nurture I guess!
41. Ript1&0 - January 21, 2008 6:02 PM
I know I should've said this like, a decade ago Pam, but your eyebrows are really starting to piss me off.
42. Ript1&0 - January 21, 2008 6:06 PM
PS = I think #40 LLinus, is stepping up to the plate and volunteering to raise Pam's next coked and boozed accident baby.
Good luck with that, you are really doing the right thing and saving a life.
43. shera - January 21, 2008 6:08 PM
i'd love to suck on those tits for hours
44. Lisa - January 21, 2008 6:10 PM
Her lips look normal here. Got rid of the lip-silicones?
45. nimrod - January 21, 2008 6:20 PM
I don't care what you say...she's freakin hot. Hair, bod, face...she's still got it.
46. sharpeidude - January 21, 2008 7:12 PM
I'd like very much to fart in her mouth. I think she'd really enjoy gagging on my evil stench.
47. Marijo - January 21, 2008 8:25 PM
Her lips look normal and she's more beautiful like that!!!
48. ph7 - January 21, 2008 8:40 PM
She has that nice abortion glow about her.
49. Splooge - January 21, 2008 8:43 PM
If you wouldn't do her you're either a dude and gay or not a dude and not gay.
50. maggie - January 21, 2008 9:54 PM
She always looks so sexy. Big breast, and slim body. No wonder one of friend who is a nudist want to find a nudist girlfriend on nudistconnect.com like her.
51. El-COyote - January 21, 2008 10:34 PM
LOL - 50...
Next time just write "please come to my website, I am advertising... in stealth..."
Nature or Nurture?
I see no nature here... :)
52. Hot Shots - January 21, 2008 10:36 PM
Pam's hot, but not as hot as MLK's granddaughter (click my name for a recent candid pic).
53. lame - January 21, 2008 11:22 PM
WOW couldnt the title get any worse. my god what have you done with pamela anderson's HEADLINES. total disaster
54. patty - January 21, 2008 11:57 PM
She always looks so sexy. Big breast, and slim body. No wonder one of friend who is a nudist want to find a nudist girlfriend on nudistconnect.com like her. No gays, jews, blacks, hispanics, or orientals on nudistconnect.com either. They prescreen. Just blonde WASPs like me and Pam. So sexy.
55. Andy - January 22, 2008 12:24 AM
Dang, look at those melons! I can just imagine what she is going to look like at 70.
56. mimi - January 22, 2008 1:14 AM
P- Pamela's
E- Embryo
T- Torn
A- Away
57. D. Richards (Whore.) - January 22, 2008 1:32 AM
Infront of an audience of fifteen-hundred inner-city youths, mothers, and fathers, Pamela Anderson's breasts addressed the crowd.
No one heard a single word the knockers had to say.
58. tc - January 22, 2008 2:08 AM
she
has
very
large
breasts
59. gerard Vandenberg - January 22, 2008 7:45 AM
You know why this scene looks fake?
I adore big TITS, yours too, but you just "forgot" to give your ass a boob-job.
Such women like kim kardashian with big TITS and ASS likewise!!
Big TITS: quit O.K. but your ASS must be BIG too!!
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61. Jem - January 22, 2008 10:19 AM
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62. havoc - January 22, 2008 11:47 AM
I would nurture all over those tits.
As least she's still got those.......
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63. OutSized Schlong - January 22, 2008 12:26 PM
Philanthropy, wit , generosity and those gazongas. The perfect woman.
64. Auto-Erotic-Asphixiation - January 22, 2008 12:40 PM
Jeez ..... Can you afford a WHOLE $28,000 ? So she's basiclly going to pay for HALF of some poor shmucks tuition? Then what ? Does said ~bad-boy~ then get to contact her for the remainder of the years tuition? Because most ~bad-boys~ I know, can't afford DICK_SHIT, and last time I looked, college tuition costs upwards of $40,000 a year.
Wait ................ school for troubled youths? ......... In Miami ?
Maybe $28K pays for the entire year at this place of HIGHER learning.
Way to weigh in on your options Pam. Why now? Why not 10 yers ago when you were making cable money off those shitty shows you tried acting in. Do you suddenly have the time to stop and open your eyes to the world around you? I'm far from impressed lady
65. ixxy - January 22, 2008 4:18 PM
She's wearing a lot LESS make up than usual... this looks good for her. I thought she was really gorgeous back in her prime... before surgery.
66. makemepuke - January 22, 2008 8:39 PM
"Hi , I'm Pam , I have huge artificial breasts ...ummm well that's about it so if you like big tits, well I'm your girl, heehe... ummm Ok thanks everybody."
67. Gack - January 24, 2008 1:33 PM
Her outfit looks like it came from K-Mart. She's gross.
68. Slappy - May 16, 2008 5:36 PM
All I know is that Pamela Anderson is clearly one of the most beautiful women in the world. If you have any doubts, please check out my very HOT pic gallery of her at:
http://galleryofbeautifulwomen.blogspot.com/2008/05/pamela-anderson.html
Enjoy !