Jan 31 2008Matthew McConaughey’s lady skills make me cry

And now’s the part of the day where I try and post something, anything, non-Britney Spears related. Here’s Matthew McConaughey with his ridiculously hot, but pregnant, girlfriend Camila Alves at the premiere of his new movie Fool’s Gold. Also in attendance is the surprisingly alive Malcolm-Jamal Warner. Take it away, Malcolm: “Bill Cosby hit me a with pudding pop.” Yeah, he did.

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Wow he did alright for himself.

First

:) -:) :) He is so charming :) -:) :)

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Wow, I would pee in her butt

Ah pity da fool..

His girlfriend looks hot, as the guys would say. Matthew also looks hot...again, as the guys would say.

She is ok with all the makeup, but without it not as much.

When did Theo become black?

Why the fuck is Mr. T in the last photo?

#5-Word. That's my man.

I seem to remember a few years ago, when Matthew got arrested for playing the bongos naked after a party at his home, that he seemed to be losing his hair. Did he join the hair club for men (makes me feel better!)?

LMAO that's not Mr. T - that's Theo from the Cosby show (whatever his real name is).

Jesus that girl is hotness.

If the rumors are true, it's more like "Matthew McConaughey's ladyboy skills make me cry."

When did Link trim his hair?

why is she pulling away from him in all the pix?

Matt:

You may have a joystick harder than a Louisville slugger left outside in January but son, you can't make soup with a douchebag and you are outta soup.

Most of you relationships have lasted almost as long as a pizza in Rosie O'Donnell's dressing stall. In the pics above, you got your hand around a woman that could make Richard Simmons want to be hetero and you are instead striking a GQ pose and feasting on yourself like like Tom Cruise in a hall of mirrors.

--Dr Phil

Two Brazilians on that list. Viva Brasil!
Brazilan women are feminine, warm, have good taste for dressing and have strong family values. They are also very dedicated to their men.

I think Jessica Alba is totally overrated. She is cute, but there are tons of girls who look just like her (all they need is the hair and make up) in every South American capital. Plus, she does not even have a charming personality. She never smiles and seems calculistic.

...and the fool in question has arrived (12)

Two Brazilian models made it to the list of the 10 women men most want

I don't know about anyone else, but I really appreciate Dr. Phil's advice.

Also, I would fuck Matthew McConaughy with, get this, MY OWN VAGINA.

Whoopie. Another dumb bitch having a kid out of wedlock/desperation. Way to go!!!!!!!

#20 - can I bring a friend? I hear you're...roomy.

I am in awe. Could he find anyone more exotically gorgeous to plant a kid inside of? I'm not even interested in being a lesbian, but her body is like... wow. Click my name and look (it's safe for work). Look at the arch from her back to her ass! Hell, look at her ass! Matthew did well NOT knocking Penelope Cruz up. By the way, I prefer Matthew naked and playing bongos over whatever the hell he is here. At least his hair looked better then.

"calculistic" is my new favorite word. True, it doesn't exist, but it should. It's perfect for Jessica Alba - she knows you're looking at her and thinking only about the upper and lower limits of her semen integral.

There should be made a remake of ' the hunchback of the Notredame.' Great movie.

I have to say M&M is looking quite hot! And yes he has had some hair plugs or something done. But it looks good. Wow I had something positive to say today. Amazing.

Both of them are thinking..."Don't hate me because I'm beautiful" bitches.

I'm not gay or anything, but I'd totaly do him in the ass.

roomy, you say... let me check...... 4 cocks and your mother's fist... I'd say I was about right.

She's pretty but the phony boobs kind of ruin it.

#2 - you'll always just be... just #2. Unless I call you #1... With this finger right here. You may weep now, no one's watching.

If LadyJane were any tighter, they could use her to secure Ft Kox... wait, that's not right...

Who's the ugly broad?

Dude..... holy shit. I'm fucking busting up laughing at "you can't make soup with a douchebag and you are outta soup". However, five bucks says you are biology fetus girl posing as Dr. Phil.

I can smell you.

"4 cocks and your mother's fist" that's what JT said!!! I'll never forgive her.

Neither one of them is all that great.

"I'd totaly do him in the ass."

I believe the rumor is, Matty is the one who bangs the bongo.

BASTARDS ARE THE NEW "IT" ACCESSORY OF THE NEW MILLENNIUM. NOW IF HER BOYFRIEND HAPPENED TO BE A PIZZA DELIVERY GUY, THIS WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED OR SHE WOULD HAVE SHOVED A CLOSET FULL OF COAT HANGERS UP HER CAVER BUT BECAUSE IT'S MCCONNEBONG, SHE'S ALL ABOUT IT. I'M SURE EVERY TIME SHE STARES INTO HIS EYES SHE HEARS "KUH-CHING".

Hardly recognized him without the crazy mane and . . . . what's this? He's actually wearing CLOTHES!?!?!?

Before I lay myself down for the night I pray to satan. I ask the Dark Lord to see it be that Mathew McConaughey finds himself grasped in the jaws of a Great White shark while out there in the big, blue Pacific ocean, hanging ten and acting all 'spiritual'.

I hate that Texan fuck. Too bad Charles Whitman couldn't have sniped Mathew's mother from his bell tower perch. It simply could never have worked; Ms. McConaughey has always been an alcoholic homeless woman.

If Whitman would have killed hippy's mother, we wouldn't even know Matt's name. Fate, man. What a bastard.

what a monkey ..............

She's good looking but not ridiculously hot like Superfish says at all.
Penelope Cruz is WAY, WAY, WAAAY SOOOO much prettier.

she's pretty boring. i went to high school with way more beautiful girls. but he's boring too, so whatever.

her eyeballs are actually more lazy than paris hilton's.

She's not that great. Just a typical, dime a dozen brown girl.

He should have beautiful blonde haired, blue eyed white woman. Now that would make a beautiful child.

WOW she is pretty. And he sure cleans up nice. I've seen so many pictures of him as a beach bum with oily nasty long hair- he has two totally different personas.- http://www.clovercrusade.blogspot.com

I don't think she's hot at all. Decent looking I'd say. If you go to Spain or to many countries in South America, there are tons of chicks that look like this one in every corner, and many so much better.

It''s so hilarious when someone breaks up with their fucklover (there needs to be a better term than equivalent other) and then a little while later they end up dating a carbon copy body double look a like.

She is very Peneloppe Cruzy. Possibly hotter but maybe just new to us so we have yet to see her look crapy on film or in bad in tons of candid photos. When Peneloppe first became noticed in Hollywood she was considered a goddess now she's not as highly rated, has she gotten fat or fugly? No, nope she has not been Britnized but we're used to her we've seen her look bad as every person does sometimes even the uber hotties so she has lost some of her appeal.
As long as this girl stays out of the limelight and is only photographed looking her best she will always be considered ridiculously hot. That's some good advice for you attention whores out their, if you really are ego maniacs than less is more less exposure that is cause there's nothing nastier than an overexposed bitch. Right Britney?

#43 Sorry June but there's no way a blonde blue eyed white chick or any white chick can compete or get even close to being near as good looking and hot as latin/spanish chicks are. Matthew McC knows this, like most men.

#46 she looks NOTHING AT ALL like Penelope Cruz. Only thing they have in common is they both are latin. Penelope is soooooooooooo much prettier man. I don't care how much or how little media exposure she has, Penelope Cruz is insanely gorgeous and the media can't change that.

A little racist June #43?

I hope someone smacks your fat ass right into December. Fucking cow. And just so you know I'm not "brown" and I'm a guy who happens to hate racist bitches like you.

*How do you get blond to laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Monday.

*What do you call a brunette between two blonds?
The translator.

*A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,
"Where did you get that?"
The pig replied,
"I won her in a raffle!"

*A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

*A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to dye her hair so she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, the farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

LAST ONE

*Why is June such a bitch?
Because she's fat.

LOL that one gets me every time.


So how does it feel when the prejudice is directed at you?

why is he dressed like a valet parking attendant? He is such white trash.

More like a little jealous #43. June ,

if he wanted a blonde believe me he would have it, he's only considered the hottest and best looking guy in Hollywood. Also if you look at his past affairs it's very apparent he solely dates brunettes ;Penelope Cruz, Ashley Judd, and Salli Richardson whom i might add, is the most beautiful out of the bunch.

#43 is probably a plain jane bitter white woman. this lady has flavor, something you probably lack and aspire for. Also, i happend to think mixed Latin/White kids are GORGEOOUS, and blonde haired blue-eyed kids are more on the boring side.

#43 is probably a plain jane bitter white woman. this lady has flavor, something you probably lack and aspire for. Also, i happend to think mixed Latin/White kids are GORGEOOUS, and blonde haired blue-eyed kids are more on the boring side.

I definetly don't think think she's particularly pretty.
And truthfully, why mix the races? I know everyone likes some white in them but come on, that doesnt mean we have to do it!

On the race issue: June said she thinks blonde hair/blue eyes is prettier while Latina is "dime a dozen". The rest of you think that blonde hair/blue eyes are "boring", and that Latina is the way to go. If June is racist, you all are too.

Blondes are lame. And they can't tan.

I'm a natural blond, and everyone on this site is a jerk!

All of your comment about everything and everyone are sick!

I hope you all go to hell in a handbasket!

You all need to go FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!!!!

Whoa, Matthew looks weird in that last picture

EWWW. MATTHEW HAS ADMITTED PUBLICLY THAT HE DOESN'T WEAR DEODORANT OR COLOGNE! GROSS. And supposedly, Kate Hudson is the only person to have ever complained about it.

#40 - P. Cruz looks like a fuckin baby bird. A baby bird whose parents failed to barf up worm bits for her to eat. She needs a fuckin sandwich and a stern beating.

This chick isn't much better, but better nonetheless.

#57

you are not a natural blond, you are obviously some flavor of asian:

"All of your comment about everything and everyone are sick!"

all your base are belong to us and take off every zig.

go fuck YOURSELF, cockmaster

wait till this douche bag finds out its MY kid that worn out hag is having......and for those who missed the Paris comment I said.......I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

wait till this douche bag finds out its MY kid that worn out hag is having......and for those who missed the Paris comment I said.......I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

wait till this douche bag finds out its MY kid that worn out hag is having......and for those who missed the Paris comment I said.......I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

wait till this douche bag finds out its MY kid that worn out hag is having......and for those who missed the Paris comment I said.......I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

wait till this douche bag finds out its MY kid that worn out hag is having......and for those who missed the Paris comment I said.......I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

wait till this douche bag finds out its MY kid that worn out hag is having......and for those who missed the Paris comment I said.......I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

wait till this douche bag finds out its MY kid that worn out hag is having......and for those who missed the Paris comment I said.......I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

wait till this douche bag finds out its MY kid that worn out hag is having......and for those who missed the Paris comment I said.......I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

wait till this douche bag finds out its MY kid that worn out hag is having......and for those who missed the Paris comment I said.......I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

wait till this douche bag finds out its MY kid that worn out hag is having......and for those who missed the Paris comment I said.......I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

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Lame race trolls... die.

He's finally dating a sistah! And yes she's a black brazilian mulatta, whatever, but she's black. She's beautiful but once you go black ( you know) she is breaking him off well!

He's finally dating a sistah! And yes she's a black brazilian mulatta, whatever, but she's black. She's beautiful but once you go black ( you know) she is breaking him off well!

lol look at how he's got his arm around her in every pic

"i'm not gay, see? i'm holding my "bitch", see? ohhh yeah, that woman is all mine you jealous heterosexual males out there!"

This woman is pretty. End of story. That is the FINAL word on this subject. Anyone who says anything negative from this moment forward is a racist ignorant fuck. As for the man with a shirt on, what's up with that? This is a guy who spends his entire life playing like an 8-year-old on the beach. I didn't even know he owned a shirt. I'm sure LadyJane would do him, but Iowa Girl knows better.

There's always room for Jello.

She has a good body. Her face is really not great. And as much as I try, I just can't get into dark women. I mean, she is pretty- but there's something that makes me turn up my nose at Mexican types. I know, she doesn't look anything like a Mexican woman, they barely look human, but I don't know. It just looks coarse or something. And low class. I guess I just like fair skin (not w/ fake tans), light eyes, lighter hair. To me, it's more aristocratic and classy. We all have our preferences.

#79,
Heil Hitler!!!!!

How can anybody run down that chick when there's an APE in the last picture?

The shave and haircut really help him. For once he doesn't look stoned/sweaty/unclean


but did he get a face-lift? what's going on there? that's not how his eye-brows/forehead normally look

#57...Holy fuck...this is a scientific break-through on the Superficial!

Natural blondes can actually type out a form of language to communicate with their fellow humanoids?

In the immortal words of Johnny Carson..."I did not know that."

Malcom Jamal Whatever looks just like Ving Rhymes in that pic.

goddamn hippie

#49? You really showed June. Oh boyee!

Shut-the fuck up.

She's pretty, but not drop-dead gorgeous or anything.

I think she looks better without make up or a little less and she totally IS pulling away from him in most of the pictures...hmmm

#23, I'm sure that's not actually you, but if it is then "wow"

his woman has kind of a mannish face, but her body is insane. i think even the bark on the trees outside my house got a bit harder just looking at her body. damn.

....

Honestly, I don't see what's so attractive about this girl. She's not pretty *at all* to me. She has nice, healthy looking skin but that's about it...

Matthew looks ridiculous with black hair.

She's (_))==========o

Her hairline looks like it's about to grow into her eyebrows, but I guess she's better looking than Penelope Cruz who resembles Ringo Star. It's obvious that McConaughey likes to be the good looking one in a relationship.

#49, When you make blonde jokes do you ever consider how many dumb blondes are actually brunettes with bleached hair. My guess would be every last one. So you're really making dumb brunette jokes, aren't you? Natural blondes are pretty rare and you're not going to convince anybody that most men don't consider them to be the standard of beauty, no matter how hard you try to convince yourself.

#89 - that's not the poster, it's Matty's girl.

#59 - thank god for not wearing cologne. That shit is nasty and gives me headaches.

moar like 'jew gold', ami rite?

She looks Middle Eastern, not Latin and if she's a model then with a face like that the only thing she should be modeling is a burkha.

Wonder if this is her way of getting a green card......


She's a little fat. But being young makes up for it.

More women should try to look like her......


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He's found himself the perfect hair plug donor. She can pluck hairs from her temples for years and never run out. He's even trying to match her hair color already.

Check the body language on those two: in every shot, she's leaning away from him and he's got a death grip around her waist. Baby or no, I give it a year before she flees!

By the way, he should take the hint. Clothing and grooming can do wonders!

You woman are jealous, this woman is sexy and exotic a phyical trait that very few woman have. Her face her body , its all perfect and Matty boy knows this!

I agree with # 96, she really does look middle eastern.

Damn #43 looks like you struck a nerve with #49 LOL

I think he finally found someone that poses for the press better than he does.

Aren't Brazilian women into having sex with horses and donkeys?
Wonder how Matt measures up.

#43,

#49 forgot this one:
What do you call a blond woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant

Actually, just read the very witty, creative, and intelligent comment written by #57, your fellow blond.

I don't know why so many blond women love making comments like yours - is it because their boyfriends keep using them just for fucking and later marry brunnettes who are not supposed to be hot according to their standards?

She's not even hot.

I've seen many women much more attractive than her ... She's pretty plain.
And I have absolutely no idea what she was trying to pull when she put that thing on ... Is it even a dress?!

She's not even hot.

I've seen many women much more attractive than her ... She's pretty plain.
And I have absolutely no idea what she was trying to pull when she put that thing on ... Is it even a dress?!

She's not even hot.

I've seen many women much more attractive than her ... She's pretty plain.
And I have absolutely no idea what she was trying to pull when she put that thing on ... Is it even a dress?!

She's not even hot.

I've seen many women much more attractive than her ... She's pretty plain.
And I have absolutely no idea what she was trying to pull when she put that thing on ... Is it even a dress?!

well,i dont understand why matt always like to hit on girls from other countries....maybe for look after the friendship between US and other countries

guess she did some needlework on matt's condoms.............

身材不错!

She's hot, not hotter than me but I like her! I always knew majority of men preferred us brunettes, blondes are just dumb, easy, slutty, and boring as hell. Plus their hair is dry and ugly from all the chemical bleaching.

Their body language is very puzzling. Matt is gripping onto her like yes look at me, look at what I'm fucking, and she's totally not into him as much as she is into having her picture taken and getting a share of his fortune. She's a smart cookie, Matthew on the other hand is just naive and dumb.

Since when is being blonde boring? Boring means ordinary and commonplace and there is nothing more commonplace than brown skin and brown hair just about anywhere in the world.

Since when is being blonde boring? Boring means ordinary and commonplace and there is nothing more commonplace than brown skin and brown hair just about anywhere in the world.

Since when is being blonde boring? Boring means ordinary and commonplace and there is nothing more commonplace than brown skin and brown hair just about anywhere in the world.

Since when is being blonde boring? Boring means ordinary and commonplace and there is nothing more commonplace than brown skin and brown hair just about anywhere in the world.

#106 - The word is spelled brunette and when referring to a female the word used is blonde. Maybe the punch line to your first joke should be your mom pregnant with you and your twin.
#114 - It may be "dry and ugly" when bleached, but it's silky and beautiful when natural. If you're going to make stupid generalizations, I could say that yours is coarse and frizzy until you get hold of a flat iron.

#106 - The word is spelled brunette and when referring to a female the word used is blonde. Maybe the punch line to your first joke should be your mom pregnant with you and your twin.
#114 - It may be "dry and ugly" when bleached, but it's silky and beautiful when natural. If you're going to make stupid generalizations, I could say that yours is coarse and frizzy until you get hold of a flat iron.

#106 - The word is spelled brunette and when referring to a female the word used is blonde. Maybe the punch line to your first joke should be your mom pregnant with you and your twin.
#114 - It may be "dry and ugly" when bleached, but it's silky and beautiful when natural. If you're going to make stupid generalizations, I could say that yours is coarse and frizzy until you get hold of a flat iron.

#106 - The word is spelled brunette and when referring to a female the word used is blonde. Maybe the punch line to your first joke should be your mom pregnant with you and your twin.
#114 - It may be "dry and ugly" when bleached, but it's silky and beautiful when natural. If you're going to make stupid generalizations, I could say that yours is coarse and frizzy until you get hold of a flat iron.

#106 - The word is spelled brunette and when referring to a female the word used is blonde. Maybe the punch line to your first joke should be your mom pregnant with you and your twin.
#114 - It may be "dry and ugly" when bleached, but it's silky and beautiful when natural. If you're going to make stupid generalizations, I could say that yours is coarse and frizzy until you get hold of a flat iron.

agree with 115th floor ShareLove ^*^

agree with 115th floor ShareLove ^*^

Does he really have hair plugs? I remember his hairline looking different.

Does he really have hair plugs? I remember his hairline looking different.

Does he really have hair plugs? I remember his hairline looking different.

#112, Good one. Seems like girls are extra fertile when the guy is rich or famous.

We brazillians rock!

We brazillians rock!

Matthew should make a good dad. If he is high most of the time then there isn't much he can do to mess up, sitting there banging those bongos. He can't be any worse than those teens on that show Baby Borrowers who have no experience or Know-how on child rearing...

the first time i saw camilla on the cover of some celeb magazine i couldn't believe it. i used to go to the same parties as her in nyc all the time, and worked on a fashion show with her once. she's a really sweet girl, but man, she did good hooking up with a superstar like him. i know so many other brazilian girls equally as hot or even more hot, and they're not landing an A-list husband. maybe she's hiding a genius I.Q. under that hot exterior.

is that what its all about getting an a list husband isnt money enough what more do you women want

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