Jan 25 2008Mary-Kate Olsen called 3 times instead of 911

The masseuse who discovered Heath Ledger’s body called Mary-Kate Olsen instead of 911 using the speed dial on Heath’s cell phone, the AP reports:

A day before a Friday private viewing for the 28-year-old actor, police said the masseuse spent nine minutes repeatedly ringing "Full House" actress Mary-Kate Olsen before calling authorities for help.
The masseuse called Olsen a fourth time after paramedics arrived — at the same time as Olsen's security guards.

To be fair, I also call an Olsen twin in an emergency. Mostly on the off chance they’re hanging out with Dave “Uncle Joey” Coulier. Something about a gratuitous Pop-eye impression evens me right out. One time he even asked if I “got any wood.” I laughed and was like, “Oh, awesome, Mr. Woodchuck. Classic.” Then he awkwardly laughed and said, “Uh, yeah, right the, uh, woodchuck. Gotta go.” Comedy gold.

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I am just a bit curious...Her profile was found on millionaire dating site 'BillionaireCupid.com' last week.

I bet he got tired of her THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND fucking insecure act. I hope he did kick her and her pervo daddy to the curb.

He is a man, but now he is single now??? I saw his profile with photos on a BBW dating site called plusgaysingle.com. He is admirer?? or looking for a gay lover there??

It's just one of her ben wa balls sliding out..

Who would not do that?

1.) ME
2.) My grandmother
3.) Adolf Hitler, 'cause he's dead. (sucker!)
4.) Tom Cruise
5.) Any guy with a wiener
6.) Any chick with a .....(jeebus, what am I thinking here, I'm a nice christian boy)

....Out

#110? Yeah, sure! I'm the root of all evil. And I like to orgasm.

There's always a reason for drug abuse. I mean, people can't just be fuck-ups, can they? Nope! Addiction is a force to be driven.

P.S. Nice try, sweetheart.

What the hell does this story have to do with Britney?

This site is losin' it.

Britney all the way baby....all the way to the grave!

Suck it all you MF'ers!

Ha!!

I'd do her....as long as she puts a condom on me first.

Imagine the odor blast you'd get if she pulled down those pantyhose and undies in front of your face. Of course, if it's the end of the evening she'd be puking on your head, so it might be the least of your worries.

You know what you are a bunch of fucking low life trash bags. God forbid anything tragic happens to you or your loved ones. Im so sick of the media telling stories with ZERO facts. How do you know it was drugs that killed him, he also had pneumonia which btw kills people on a daily basis. An the last time I checked Ambien was legal and is actually one of the most popular drugs on the market. Why are you trying to ruin this mans good name and reputation all so you fucking hacks can get your 15 minuites of fame out of it. You are the reason know one trusts the media and its sources, your all pathetic and sad and if this is how you want to leave the world contributing bullshit rumors and lies about people you wish but will never be than how sad it must be for you to breathe at night you fucking scum bag loser. Nothing good will come to you!

You know what you are a bunch of fucking low life trash bags. God forbid anything tragic happens to you or your loved ones. Im so sick of the media telling stories with ZERO facts. How do you know it was drugs that killed him, he also had pneumonia which btw kills people on a daily basis. An the last time I checked Ambien was legal and is actually one of the most popular drugs on the market. Why are you trying to ruin this mans good name and reputation all so you fucking hacks can get your 15 minuites of fame out of it. You are the reason know one trusts the media and its sources, your all pathetic and sad and if this is how you want to leave the world contributing bullshit rumors and lies about people you wish but will never be than how sad it must be for you to breathe at night you fucking scum bag loser. Nothing good will come to you!

You know what you are a bunch of fucking low life trash bags. God forbid anything tragic happens to you or your loved ones. Im so sick of the media telling stories with ZERO facts. How do you know it was drugs that killed him, he also had pneumonia which btw kills people on a daily basis. An the last time I checked Ambien was legal and is actually one of the most popular drugs on the market. Why are you trying to ruin this mans good name and reputation all so you fucking hacks can get your 15 minuites of fame out of it. You are the reason know one trusts the media and its sources, your all pathetic and sad and if this is how you want to leave the world contributing bullshit rumors and lies about people you wish but will never be than how sad it must be for you to breathe at night you fucking scum bag loser. Nothing good will come to you!

I will now proudly take my place amongst the scum of the earth.

We're good people. Cheers.

#135? Is that what you were made to do for Xenu? Bend over one of the 'auditing' tables (Beds) and take the evil lord's massive? Ouch. Is he as hung as you say? MmHmm.

And, you had a nervous break down! That's pretty funny in, and of itself. Hey, you were down on your luck -- it's not big deal-- you had to search out a higher being, to help you through it. So you went to one of the dianetic centers, and, starting believing in scientology? That's really admirable.

I mean believing in any religion is pretty weak, but, scientology? Seriously, scientology?! Ha-Ha! You believe in thetans, and Xenu! Ha-Ha! Teegeeack! What a great name for beautiful earth. 'Teegeeack'! It rolls off of the tongue like vomit. It's so, it's just so right.

Can you please help me? I need L. Ron. Show me the ways of the force!

hahaha #22... I love it!!

Wow, it's really funny and sad at the same time how a simple post about Tila Tequila can turn into a racial one. First and far most, all you White Trash Americans who still feed off roadkill and sits on their couch all day watching hick TV just pretty much made asses outta yourselves cause you should know by now that Tila doesn't even care one bit about your negative opinions and that she's doing bigger things such as counting all the millions of money she's showered in and furthermore, getting lots of tv time that you inbreds can only dream of but the most you'll get is probably being on Jerry Springer making love with a pig. Hahaha YEE HAW to that, and another thing, Tila is Vietnamese, not Chinese, not Korean, Vietnamese, but hey, I wouldn't expect you hicks who have the collective IQ of fungus to realize that.

Hey,
All you guys talking about bad smelling pussy, please be honest. On a hot summer night, after a long day, if you scratch your nuts, take a sniff, you have to admit that it smells just like pussy. Anyone who says otherwise has no nuts or is a liar. Anyone who has nuts and claims not to scratch and sniff, is the worst kind of liar. As George W. Bush would say, mission accomplished.

He is absolutely correct, HGH is not a steroid, it is a protein hormone and is not illegal to possess or use, unlike steroids which have been a class II controlled substance (in the same category as crack and heroin, if you can believe that) since 1992.

HGH does a lot more than force the human body to retain water. It triggers a chain reaction when injected that leads to a greater output of IGF-1 by the liver which in turn causes growth throughout the body, both in muscles and in things like facial bones, cartilage, et cetera. Think Tony Robbins.

Unlike steroids, gains will be much longer lasting after a cycle has been discontinues and obviously any bone growth is permanent.

Ted...Ted Ted Ted...my beloved Ted. After a shower, in the morning, that's what Tara smells like. Tara, on a hot summer night, after a long day...well...let's just say she smells like Heath Ledger's nuts (currently).

Everyone is so busy trying to see what's not there (all you can see is her pantyhose) and you are totally missing the snazzy sparkly pants the guy is wearing. I think you are all too jealous of those pants to comment on them.

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