Jan 25 2008Mary-Kate Olsen called 3 times instead of 911

first ..

uh?

The masseuse called Mary-Kate because she couldn't find an eleven on the phone.

Unfortunately commonsense isn't handed out with the "massage therapist" certification/license and several hundred hours of training you go through to receive your "massage therapist" certification/license. Then again since she is constantly referred to as a masseuse maybe she was a prostitute. Those of us with "massage therapist" certifications have come to think of the term masseuse as code for prostitute since there isn't a single state or national board that calls us by the term masseuse...just the uninformed.

The masseuse called Mary-Kate first because she couldn't find an eleven on the phone.

Now I know. He died of Pecker ashyxiation from that tiny little hobbit cooch of hers. I expect now that she's involved she thinks she is a big star again. Probably going to go around LA acting all "Trollier Then Thou".

wtf

I thought "3" was the number of times she beat poor defenseless fur-bearing critters for her coats?

woah, what the hell is everyone talking about?

Fetus Chick etc...love your short story. Where can I find the earlier installments?

woah, what the hell is everyone talking about?

Fetus Chick etc...love your short story. Where can I find the earlier installments?

That's funny...the Mary Kate emergency hotline...I bet Uncle Joey is actually working calls.

but seriously...does anyone know how the west was fun?

by far one of the funniest posters I've seen to date...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B000294U64/ref=dp_image_0/105-7072396-1274843?ie=UTF8&n=130&s=dvd

She looks like an 11 year old Steve Tyler.

She called 3 times instead of 911?So i guess she called 303,6666666 (mathematic joke).

that fetus chick thing
LMFAO!
what the hell

Why call Mary-Kate and not 911 first?? This housekeeper is a fucking retard. I doubt it would of made a difference if 911 got there any sooner.....but who knows?

Someone might need to call 911 again
A midget baboon has escaped from the zoo

Anyone who spends any time on the two simians other than underscoring their missing 2-percent dna
Look up Amber Heard and put the two images side-by-side
Then get the tranquilizer gun

mary kate looks like a 60y/o woman.

Why the fuck, if she wanted to dial 911, would she hit the fucking speed dial? Who other than William Shatner and Chicken Little has 911 on their goddamn speed dial?

Comments on this thread even more random and pointless than usual. Either server is whacked and/or there are some spectabulous new drugs out there that nobody told me about.

BTW, huge coincidence: MKO is also on speed dial on my cell. I do her digits for recipe advice--her ipecac brownies are to die for.

I blame Heath.

In all fairness to the masseuse, Heath was found naked ass up with one of Mary Kate's very expensive bracelets sticking a half-inch out of his anus. So who ya gonna call?

Fuckin dipshit masseuse. If she had called 911 right away, Heath could been up and on his knees again in no time.

Weird... Heath is like death... except with an H... coincidence???

Elf-like anorexic tramps are known to have magical healing powers.

MKO is an evil clown vampire. Poor Heath never had a chance.

Well...if he needed powerful stimulant drugs as quickly as possible, Mary-Kate probably was the best option.

The masseuse was freaking out because when she called the cell phone number, she thought she could hear ringing in the next room, but when she looked all she thought she saw was a pair of glowing red eyes peaking out from behind a curtain.

The masseuse called Mary-Kate first because she couldn't find eleven on the phone.

Mary-Kate is a licensed paramedic.

If Kate would have arrived before the medics, she would have performed CPR, then immediately rushed in to the bathroom to purge her lunch, and pop a couple of laxatives.

masseuse = archaic term most commonly associated with prostitution in the 21st century

massage therapist/practitioner = a person who has several hundred hours of training as well as being licensed or certified to perform a therapeutic massage by the state they reside/work in

#30, for all we know, masseuse may very well be the proper term in this case...

Grunge called, they want their "look" back, Mary Kate.

Here is what I am curious about. What if it comes out that Heath had illegal drugs in his system, yet none were found at the scene? Mary Kate, the housekeeper and the happy ending masseuse may be up for an obstruction charge. And it would explain 3 calls to Mary Kate before calling 911. They might have known he was dead and wanted to clear the room of paraphernalia. Not sayin this is what happened. Just wondering why all the calls BEFORE 911 was dialed. Seems strange.

She makes me feel fat

Purple keffiyahs are the new mourning accessory.

#28 - HAHAHAHAHA

I refuse to believe the masseuse was a pro... there wasn't a single report she had a dick.

They just needed time to hide Mary Kate's bong..

To be far I would call someone else first too, he was dead at that point., I'm sure she knew. How would you break it to the police who showed up. Yeah, I was umm just here to get a massage and noticed he was dead in his bedroom. Give it a week, Headline reads: Ledger was sleeping with massage giver, she's knocked up with his spawn.

Actually, he's not "Uncle Joey," he is Danny Tanner's best friend from grade school. No familial relation. Now that I've brought this to your attention, I will attempt to crucify myself in shame for knowing that fact. Good day!

Dang, she's really got the Yoko Ono look down pat. Starting to get all gnomish and hermit-like too.

Mary-Kate, don't listen to those haters, you're a gorgeous middle-aged woman in the prime of her life, you look no older than 39 and your menopause are still probably a few weeks off. Just don't eat too much.

Why does anyone even pay attention to this "girl" and her equally butt ugly sister? I mean, what the hell do they do besides look like shit all the time? I never watched that show they were on, did they even have speaking parts? Jeezus.........Can I be famous for absolutely nothing too? I wanna be rich.

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How dare you!

You have no idea how much this hard-working talent is suffering. I have read reports that she is, and I quote, "devastated."

LOOOOL. I KNEW SHE WAS THE KILLER!

I just wanted to share my opinion about the massuese that took a few mins. to call 911. As someone who has found a friend dead I know first hand that you do not think as fast as you normally do in this situation.. I walked into my bathroom upon coming home from doing laundry. A few friends had come back with me. As I walked into the bathroom, I saw my friend hanging from the ceiling. -Please remember unless you've actually been in this situation please don't throw stones.- I immediately ran out to the living room and was frantically telling people to call 911 and that danny (not real name) had hung himself. I'm known as the joker in my crowd, and I realized that to my horror, my friends thought I was just making a really bad joke. It honestly never occured to me to go and try to cut him down. (he was in such a condition that I knew he had been dead too long.) Let's leave it at that. My point is this- I never picked up the phone to 911, the only thought that I could comprehend was "I need to make them understand I'm not joking." I realize that many will just think this shows my intelligence level must be low, But I assure you I'm a normal, intelligent person. My heart goes out to the massuese because I was absolutely crucified by his family and loved ones for not responding like a trained paramedic or dr. would have. I hope you can find some peace, and you will be left alone soon. From what I have heard about Heath Ledger, he wouldn't want someone suffering so much because they were unfortunate enough to find him. The coroner has already stated that he had been deceased for some time, and would not have been able to be revived. Please give this person a break. You have no idea what someone goes through after finding a person dead. And I hope you never have to learn.

True 46. I am 22 in April and never knew who to call when you find someone (IE Grandparent) dead in their home. I am lucky enough to have a handful of emergency workers who I could call at home. 911 would be at the dead bottom of my call for help list, they are next to worthless most times anyways. More so when they put you on hold.

the bitch didn't call 9/11 cause she isn't licensed in NY. a licensed therapist is required to know CPR. now heath is dead and the dumb bitch is facing jail time.

JUST BORN STUPID!!
she can't do much about it though.

ever wonder if heath did it with the twins?

I read on another site that Heath's body was already cold when he was discovered. If this is true, then why the heck is everyone so worked up over who was called first?

It was her apartment, and she was dating him. From my understanding, the masseuse was her hire. And her number was on the masseuse's speed dial. So the masseuse called their employer that was dating him, and found well beyond resuscitation, in her home. Why is this a big deal that they panicked and called her?

And what in the world is up with these scrambled comments? It's like they're in Bazarro World (I don't know how that's spelled)!

#46:

I'm so sorry. That must have been extremely traumatic.

Peace be with you.

The reality is, Heath is deceased. It's done so lets all show some respect and focus on the loss rather than the media frenzy and unsubstantiated assumptions. This isn't a competition as to who can be the nastiest cunt on here. They are still trying to rationalize Anna Nicole Smith and her son's death and frankly, it's none of our business! My sympathies go out to the Ledger family, his family, exes, Matilda etc...no matter what the story is, it's sad.

The reality is, Heath is deceased. It's done so lets all show some respect and focus on the loss rather than the media frenzy and unsubstantiated assumptions. This isn't a competition as to who can be the nastiest cunt on here. They are still trying to rationalize Anna Nicole Smith and her son's death and frankly, it's none of our business! My sympathies go out to the Ledger family, his family, exes, Matilda etc...no matter what the story is, it's sad.

check this out on youtube- beautiful heath tribute- and amazing song....
http://www.youtube.com/HeathLedgerTribute

I usually try to contact Mary-Kate in an emergency. She always knows what to do.

Sorry #46-47.

Heath is the new Diana...

I'm not sure that River Phoenix, James Dean, Diana, Sharon Tate, Heath, Anna Nicole Smith... are losses at all.

Masseuse? I say drug dealer! That is why she freaked.

I don't care if he was already dead. My FIRST thought would be to call 911. Why call Mary Kate Olson who is on the other side of the country? And no, #51, Heath's body wasn't found in MK's pad...and actually, the two weren't linked romantically. Also, her number was on HEATH'S speed dial...anyway...no one can be sure what they'd do in a situation like that. It's just rather peculiar that she'd call MK 3 times before 911...i can see once maybe, but 3? And I don't really see the reasoning for it...weird situation. Poor Heath and his fam.

Why was he dating a ghoul?

Olsen twat never went to jail for her well known crack/coke habit. who's her supplier, the UNLICENSED FAKE masseuse? the housekkeeper and UNLICENSED MASSEUSE cleared the room out before the police were called and yet the police don't see the need to question Olsen hag. How typical that the RICH BIATCH GETS AWAY WITH EVERYTHING......... AGAIN!

olsen is a well known crack w hore. her pupils are ALWAYS DILATED, ALWAYS HIGH.

#46 - Morgan - what did you do to drive your friend to suicide?

you're all speculating about stuff you don't know about, you would have the masseuse charged with murder without even waiting for the facts to come out, how stupid and boring....

Yeah. #46. How did you kill your friend?

for me.....the killer is britney, may be jaime lynn :P
they're everywereeeeeeeeee

Come on people, everyone knows that you call an Olsen Twin in case of an Emergency. Then one of them runs down the street, dressed like ET or so assorted alien and makes siren noises.....

But the real issue is, the masseuse couldn't find the 11 key to dial 9-11 .........