Jan 29 2008Mariah Carey likes decorating her cleavage

I'd like to decorate her cleavage with my man-goo. Not really, but I couldn't think of anything funnier to say.

nice rack

nice rack

i'd beat my dick on her lips. i really would.

Too bad she has a gorilla face.

I like decorating CAKE

Meh. She's nothing special. I don't find huge fake boobs attractive at all. I wonder if she will ever grow up and actually wear something classy without her tits and ass hanging out all over the place.

Meh. She's nothing special. I don't find huge fake boobs attractive at all. I wonder if she will ever grow up and actually wear something classy without her tits and ass hanging out all over the place.

I won't have to look at her gorilla face while she's gagging on my balls.

PUPPIES god i wish I whould do miss carey

PUPPIES god i wish I whould do miss carey

Why don't she get it over with and just pull that titty out and show the world!

She's so pathetic. Every picture she's in, every show she does - she's a pathetic poser, trying to stick out those fake titties and big ass. You never see her dressed in a classy outfit - always looks, and acts, like a slut. And always with that stupid expression on her face... LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME! I'M GREAT... DON'T YOU THINK SO??? Tommy M did't think so. LOSER!

I'd gladly give her a pearl necklace.

I agree with Jimbo/Jimbo Troll. I wouldn't mind choking her with my purple helmeted warrior.

tramp. she looks like she's posing for the cover of a porn video.

i don't remember her having such big boobs???

wow! Mimi's heaving bosom is almost in reach of that dude! closer.... closer...!

NICE......

.

They took out Mariah and inserted a Dr Seuss character in pic #3

TAKE OFF THE SUNGLASSES YOU ARE INSIDE! I'm so sick of wanna be celebs wearing giant sunglasses everywhere!

HAHAHA she does look like a Who. On the bright side, if guys think she's hot, with that think oddly shaped mouth and all, I'm a freakin hottie.

She can't talk with her mouth full... The things I would do to her sexually are likely banned by the UN Human Rights Cummission... When she unzips me it'll be the Emancipation of RichPort... I'd ride her like a three wheeled SUV on a bumpy road during an earthquake... I'd send her tit doctor a thank you card... I'd unweave then reweave her hair while she was agag with my Mimi choker... I'd eat a crate of celery first to make sure she looked like she was melting when I sprayed her face like eses on Crenshaw when confronted by a rival gang... She makes my D flat a D sharp... I'd ass ream her while pulling her mouth from behind on both sides and make her say rubber baby bumpers with each sordid thrust... I'd chain her to a wall spread eagle in an airport hangar then run all the way across at full speed, fully erect, holding my joint like a pole vaulter while screaming BEEEEOOOTCH...

And that's just the first date.

Say Mariah was evading a rapist in moronic looking high-heeled pumps and had to scale a chain-linked fence, snagging a breast on one of the metal twists -- spliting the breast open -- I believe, a giant egg yolk would pour out.

I hate Cadbury eggs.

How romantic.

mariah carey is a weird beast.

I'm hormonal, #15 should NOT be turning me on.

I think that Nigel is ready to pop something! He might have the same thought as that rascal Ted from LA...see #1

"I wouldn't mind choking her with my purple helmeted warrior."

Adrian Peterson?

look at that nice bubble ass she got

Gross. She was hot seven plastic surgeries ago.

#23 I love cadbury eggs

She's such a has-been unfortunately, and I truly was a fan for a long time, a long time ago. Why the fuck did this make news?

Anyway, she's still got a hot body, no matter what ya'll say.

RichPort, you're seriously very frightening. Anyone go this page tapped or tracking the posters? This guy is the next contestant on "To Catch a Predator".

beautiful body...butta face.

I don't find this skankbag attractive at all. The only thing bigger than those fake tits is her ego.

Oh my god, do you see how her skirt is so tight she can't even sit up staright w/out showing a her little mini skank? Someone should tell her how friggin' ridiculous she looks. How is having to sit in a position that makes you look like you've got to take a huge dump, make you just look sooo sexy? Silly skank, she deserves the men that are gonna beat her.

she used to be "respectable" long time ago

then she traded that to be an everyday skank like the rest of them.

well, congrats!

Good Lord, she really does think quite a lot of herself, doesn't she?

she really needs to lose some weight or get bigger gear

She looks like a cartoon character.

And, not just because of her huge tits, because I totally get hot for Pamela Anderson.

I so agree with #39. I thought Jessica Rabbit when I saw these.

Mariah Carey is soooo-o HOT!!!!

/would hit it so hard I'd need to use a sick day the next day

she still looks a lot like my childhood role model Curious George

nasty

that guy is smiling and thinking..........if my fingers were only three inches longer...mmmm or he just caught himself a little afternoon delight!

#32 - Hi CougarTexas Melloncamp!

I mean c'mon... it's not like she's a teenager, I mean she's a year and a half older than me. It's not at all like that time I was in Phuket, which I kept mistakenly pronouncing "fuck it"... and I did... the local teens still sing songs in the mountain jungle recanting the girth of RichPort... I'm sure the statute of limitations has passed so I should be good, but anyhoo... it's just jokes, my dear. I mean, I would ABSOLUTELY let go of her throat when I choke fuck her, in time for her eyes to pop back in their sockets. Then I'd call her a cab (read: bus), because well, let's face it, I'm a true gentleman.

Cleavage[undecorated]=sad for Mimi...

turn out the lights, apply oil to massive breeeeassssssttttssssss and
OOOPS!! I promise I won't ejaculate!!

*Laughing. She is ridiculous. De-lus-ional.

#41,
Syphilis symptoms don't show up that quickly, but I'm sure a sick day or more would be in your future.

She's so very 80's....
But at least she looks clean, unlike Britney, who looks like she showers approximately once a week if we're lucky. God only knows if she's washed her hair since she got that fantabulous weave. But I digress....I always want to punch Mariah in the face whenever her picture crosses my path.

At least this bitch isn't on the airwaves anymore with that nails-on-the-chalkboard voice of hers.

why does she keep reaching up to caress her collar and boobies??? it looks stupid

#52,
For the same reason my dog licks his own genitals.

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#54 I would deport you so fast your greasy-haired head would spin.

"many pix and videos by those hot lady?" Really? REEEallly?? THOSE hot lady? English, muther fucker, do you speak it??

#55: Jackass, it's spam.

@53: That was one of the most succint -- and accurate -- comparisions I've ever seen. Kudos.

OMG, she looks so hot. She has a nice body. Is she single now? I saw her profile on millionaire dating site W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.com last week. Just curious.

Almost 40, not married, making up for lost time. Someone should give her Milf Hunter's phone number, she dresses like a slutty wealthy soccer mom, I'm sure the resulting video would be her biggest hit in years

oh god, she is so awful, what a hidious face, she always seems like that girl in school who thinks just because she would have sex with anything that somehow makes her desirable, although, I agree about the bod I just always want to smash her face in

Wow ... those must be new!

#53 If I could lick my own genitals I would never leave the house

I think it is funny. She is just being Mariah.

What a train wreck. This will be Britney is 10 years, except fatter, shorter, and still hawter. Mariah is just plain nasty.

Mariah dear child: What is the fucking point? Is it that being a dick-tease turns you on? Or does your own body do that? Whatever, you are a worthless piece of shit. The only guys jerking off to your body are pathetic porn-addicted freaks and geeks with acne and bad breath. Guys who can't get laid so they stay cooped up in their basements eating cheetos, then, with orange-stained fingers spank the monkey. Yuck!!!! This is one broad that I can't wait to go through menopause. She's going to fucking lose he mind!!!!

What a classy gal.... I mean she just emits poise and grace.

i wud decorate her....with sperm

I finally see her in a nice outfit & she goes right ahead & spoils the whole bloody thing with her overtly prominent cleavage & "oh my god, I'm too fucking sexy" try-hard poses.

She can't do anything right, can she?

Ugh - She's a fucking caricature of herself. A has-been, desperate Poseur. I wanna rip those retarded "let's play movie star" glasses off her face and cram them up her ass.

her boobs. i can't stop staring at them.

Man, would I love to throw up between those tits.

I´d like to spank Gorilla Face like a circus monkey while decorating Nigels recending forehead with a Peter North style Goo Gush.And I am pretty sure after it all three of us would need to smoke a cigarette....

I just adore Mariah's beautiful face,big tits and big round ass,and i would like to have sex with her 24/7 !!!

this is great, it's how thinking effects her...HUH WHAT? I don't know, I pay for someone to think for me I never will be able to think DUH!

looking at those incredible huge tits makes my dick hard. i feel like my cock is gonna explode!

i'd love to force myself on her use my big dick on her (8.5", 9.5 specially for her)

i wanna void my seminal vessicles into her

Supposedly Mariah is looking for a little more experience. I wouldn't mind giving it to her. Shit if she can take a big cock then hell yea. ill have her moaning so loud itll crack all her windows. I wanna get in touch with her to see if she wants some of this italian stallion dick.