Jan 21 2008Lindsay Lohan nominated for ‘Worst Actress’ twice
Lindsay Lohan’s last movie before entering rehab I Know Who Killed Me has earned her, not one, but two Razzies nominations today for Worst Actress. Lindsay plays “a small-town girl abducted by a psychopath and an alter-ego, a stripper who's missing body parts.” Razzies founder John Wilson felt both of Lindsay’s roles deserved their own nomination based on their sucktacularness, according to the Associated Press:
"`I Know Who Killed Me' is the most fabulously brainless movie since `Showgirls,'" which Razzie voters picked as the worst movie of the 1990s, Wilson said. "By the end of it, you still don't know what happened. Are they twins or aren't they? Did she imagine it? Can I please have my hour and 50 minutes back?"
I think the Razzies are discriminating against the heroic and patriotic efforts of strippers missing body parts. They’re out there everyday providing adult entertainment for the working man like myself who sometimes only has a pocket full of change but a belly full of bourbon. Not all of us can afford those high-class truck-stop nudie bars with their fancy strippers that have all their limbs attached. But, sometimes, late at night, I dream about seeing a boob attached to a girl with two legs. One day. One day…
Reader Comments
1. The Office Whore - January 21, 2008 1:21 PM
She's really really great at drinking though....
2. DiJon - January 21, 2008 1:24 PM
Hey i thought showgirls was a good movie!
3. LACY - January 21, 2008 1:24 PM
HOLY CRAP, FRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. LACY - January 21, 2008 1:24 PM
HOLY CRAP, FRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. LACY - January 21, 2008 1:24 PM
HOLY CRAP, FRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. MoronicShitney - January 21, 2008 1:25 PM
She wins best coked up attention seeking slut bag though.
7. deaconjones - January 21, 2008 1:28 PM
Face fuck Alert!!
Girl on left in pic #4!!
8. woodhorse - January 21, 2008 1:28 PM
What does Lindsay have to do with #6 (Daley) getting into a fight in the first 3 minutes of the Stars hockey game yesterday? He was right in front of me trying to kill the Duck. I was sitting center line a few rows up. What does the Razzies have to do with the Stars winning 5-2 Fish? Please try to stay on topic.
9. Racer X - January 21, 2008 1:31 PM
SLORE.
10. Jimbo - January 21, 2008 1:32 PM
@6 I think that award goes to Britney.. Or did Britney win the best bi-polar attention seeking slut bag?
11. deaconjones - January 21, 2008 1:34 PM
I just jacked off to a picture of haley joel osment.
And listen you fuckers!
Hear that?
That's the sound of my lips on your sweet sweet cock.
Ha! I wish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE MEAT! small, young male meat.
12. woodhorse - January 21, 2008 1:35 PM
#9 Slut Loves Only...?? Sloppy ___ ___ Red Eye?? SLORE is not as readily apparent as TCLTC.
13. woodhorse - January 21, 2008 1:38 PM
#11 Normally that would be a stunning accomplishment but yesterday I saw the Stars. I rock.
14. Lulu - January 21, 2008 1:39 PM
wow, she is fugly...
15. The Office Whore - January 21, 2008 1:39 PM
exactly Jimbo!!!
how did Brit not win this wonderful award for Crossroads??????
but I think #11 -deacon there wins biggest fucking crackhead molester..
16. nipolian - January 21, 2008 1:39 PM
She has the same skin tone as Smeagol in LOTR.
17. FromOutOfNoWhere - January 21, 2008 1:42 PM
Oh man, look at that trio in the last picture, damn that's hot.
18. hotyute - January 21, 2008 1:47 PM
She looks draiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiined and a tad parboiled...
19. OMG - January 21, 2008 1:55 PM
ISNT SHE COLD??!!! WHY IS SHE WEARING HER SLIP AND ROBE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER
20. nipolian - January 21, 2008 1:56 PM
And why is she shopping with Michael Jackson? MJLTKC
21. my comment - January 21, 2008 2:14 PM
Irish trash from Long Island.
22. sicasso - January 21, 2008 2:18 PM
the trio in pic 4 + a kilo of coke + a room at the Motel 6 + a cellphone camera = months of fapping to leaked bits on the internet + shame
23. Guy - January 21, 2008 2:19 PM
These comments are making me confused today...
24. FuckParisandDie - January 21, 2008 2:20 PM
Cool she can put this in her trophy case with the "Most Italian Jizz Guzzled in a 48 Hour Period" award. Way to go Blohan
25. Mal Reynolds - January 21, 2008 2:23 PM
I love how skinny the bitch is in pic #4, stick legs!!
I couldn't stomach watching the movie; anyone know what body part she was missing?
26. The Office Whore - January 21, 2008 2:27 PM
@12- I think it was just a mixture between slut and whore..
@20- hahaha!
27. deaconjones - January 21, 2008 2:46 PM
@ 22 - YES! I agree!
@11
ahhh trolls, it's 2008 and yet I can still go online and type in "Meat Popsicle" or "Clown Penis" as my name
28. Clown Penis - January 21, 2008 2:54 PM
What's wrong with Clown Penis? My father's name was Clown Penis. It's a good, American name.
29. Clown Penis - January 21, 2008 2:54 PM
What's wrong with Clown Penis? My father's name was Clown Penis. It's a good, American name.
30. La Frascatana - January 21, 2008 2:58 PM
Wait, so they couldn't pay attention to the movie or follow its plot -- and yet they're calling the movie stupid?
The Razzies have now trashed three of the greatest cult classics of modern times: Freddy Got Fingered, Showgirls, and I Know Who Killed Me. You know, I'd rather win a Razzie than an Oscar.
31. that movie sucked - January 21, 2008 3:05 PM
lindsay can suck on my razzie
32. La Frascatana - January 21, 2008 3:06 PM
DISREGARD THAT; I SUCK COCKS.
33. lindsay lohan's ass stinks like shit - January 21, 2008 3:10 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan is fucking Adnan Ghalib
34. deaconjones - January 21, 2008 3:12 PM
Fifth Element -
"Are you a human based entity"
"No, I am a meat popsicle"
35. Do_Freebird - January 21, 2008 3:22 PM
The Stripper with the missing body parts reminds me of a night of my wasted youth long ago.
A friend and I went out to the local go-go bar to drink bear, play pinball and catch some snatch. There was a girl dancing who had the largest, brightest, ugliest set of braces on her teeth that I had ever seen. My frend leans over and asked me what I thought about dancers who wear braces.
"As long as they're not on her legs" was my reply.
36. upset waitress - January 21, 2008 3:22 PM
All three of those girls in pic #4 look like their feet stink.
37. JustBuzzed - January 21, 2008 3:27 PM
#34, It's "Negative, I am a meat Popsicle" I love that movie
I wanna know who those other two girls are. Could be the next Kim K's. Remember when she just hung out with Paris. Then the sex tape happened and POOF! I wanna get a head of the game with these two.
http://thesuperficial.com
38. show some lindsay lohan bloody panties photos - January 21, 2008 3:30 PM
lindsay looks like ralph malph from happy days
39. Cindy - January 21, 2008 3:42 PM
I think if you didnt understand the ending to 'I know who Killed me', you need a 'slowest person ever' award.
40. BunnyButt - January 21, 2008 3:54 PM
36, I don't see three girls in pic 4. I see two girls and a tranny.
41. groonk - January 21, 2008 3:57 PM
i know you're not surprised.
42. deaconjones - January 21, 2008 3:58 PM
@39
Ohh, We're like sorry we, like, totally offended you by dissing the movie Cindy (twirling hair with finger, bobbing right foot with legs crossed)
43. blah - January 21, 2008 4:01 PM
She should also be nominated for 'worst dressed'.
The Razzies have a problem with strippers and sex. There may be a million worse movies, but as long as they aren't sex related or have anything sexual to them, they won't be nominated. It's just sex that bothers them. The Razzies suck, A LOT.
44. - January 21, 2008 4:05 PM
She should be nominated also for 'worst dressed' and for 'worst makeup' out of all the effin celebrities.
45. Narcissist Loves Christina Milian Even More Than Himself - January 21, 2008 4:37 PM
Heil Hohan! Clean house at the Razzies!
Hey! She is overtaking Britney (Crossroads)!
"Norbit" beats the shit out of "Dreamgirls". Leave Murphy alone (Norbit panned, too.)
These girls...is it those shoes that make their legs look ugly? Aside from their legs looking all banged up?
46. BaconMessiah - January 21, 2008 4:48 PM
Clown Penis 2 is actually the name of Blohans next movie.
47. FCS - January 21, 2008 4:50 PM
#45 Heil Lohan? What is she a Nazi now?
Blohan Uber Alles !
Get her to Nuremburg quick. The Triumph of The Firecrotch!
48. ack - January 21, 2008 5:18 PM
well this bodes well for her future goal of winning an oscar.
*SNORT*
49. FRIST!!! - January 21, 2008 7:39 PM
#37, why are you advertising theSuperficial on the superficial?
Just curious..
50. Bozidar The Perv - January 21, 2008 7:49 PM
I'd ram it up her tight poophole real good !
Yum yum !
51. Mama Pinkus - January 21, 2008 8:00 PM
That gal is barely in her twenties and already in dire need of a bra - NOT a good sign
52. chiharu - January 21, 2008 9:12 PM
she can act and very well, it's her personality that makes ppl think that she can't do anything meaningful.
53. maggie - January 21, 2008 9:57 PM
Yes, many fans on nudistconnect.com are debating about this. Anyhow she is idol of many personals
54. troy - January 21, 2008 11:40 PM
wow, I love her. I am a nudist from nudistconnect.com. I found many fans on that site. No gays, jews, blacks, hispanics, or orientals there either. So strange, but cool.
55. Bannister Raymond - January 22, 2008 12:39 AM
bla bla bla bla who ever invented the razzi awards is a schmuck and i am sic of hollywood and all the superficial see thru people in it and I have been an actor for more then thirty years so I am leaving on the next spaceship and fuck hollywood
snappycat no pics get the fuck outa here ya fucking fuck
56. Bannister Raymond - January 22, 2008 12:39 AM
bla bla bla bla who ever invented the razzi awards is a schmuck and i am sic of hollywood and all the superficial see thru people in it and I have been an actor for more then thirty years so I am leaving on the next spaceship and fuck hollywood
snappycat no pics get the fuck outa here ya fucking fuck
57. Bannister Raymond - January 22, 2008 12:39 AM
bla bla bla bla who ever invented the razzi awards is a schmuck and i am sic of hollywood and all the superficial see thru people in it and I have been an actor for more then thirty years so I am leaving on the next spaceship and fuck hollywood
snappycat no pics get the fuck outa here ya fucking fuck
58. David - January 22, 2008 1:59 AM
Lindsay Lohan is hot. I want to park my meat in her.
59. Oprah's Gorilla Butthole - January 22, 2008 2:22 AM
better hit it now, fellas. at her rate of aging, she'll be doing shitty pornos by age 25...
60. pomodorina - January 22, 2008 9:58 AM
ahhhhhhhhhhh! ugly legs
61. bbwconnect - January 22, 2008 11:24 AM
What a pity! You know why? I guess she didn't pay more attention to his presonal behavior. She like for fun on bbwconnect.c0M.
62. 1MILF Hunter - January 22, 2008 11:38 AM
#59 - you've got it. She's going to have to start showing the rack or her hoo-ha if she wants movie roles. It's the only way dope fiend babes get roles.
63. lg - January 22, 2008 2:36 PM
lg - But Paris is undeniably the worse actress of the two, if you had to choose. I only watched House of Wax so I could see her character die horribly.
64. yourmom - January 22, 2008 4:27 PM
She's not has bad as Paris or Jessica Simpson. I don't understand why hollywood is trying so hard to make these girls actresses, they suck. Get off your ass and find us some real talent
65. yourmom - January 22, 2008 4:28 PM
She's not has bad as Paris or Jessica Simpson. I don't understand why hollywood is trying so hard to make these girls actresses, they suck. Get off your ass and find us some real talent
66. makemepuke - January 22, 2008 9:02 PM
Are gigantic sunglasses actually back in ??? What the fuck, I just got my tiny teenee prescription rap around shades that were supposed to be cool , and now they are back to big again???? Shit man I can't keep up to fashion, hey wait a minute, I think its cool to be insane at the moment so Ok, ummm holy shit man I'm insane. Ok , I been in rehab like fifty times and still do coke and shit! That's gotta score some points right? Ummm lets see...I got multiple personalities and I'm bipolar...and i'm a slut. No go? Ok did I mention I'm a member of Scientology? ..Ok there you go now I m cool, I'm legit Hollywood shit man. I even have views on the answer to world peace.
67. Lester - January 23, 2008 1:01 AM
That's the most beat 21-year-old I've ever seen.
68. I.P. freeely - January 25, 2008 7:15 PM
thats michael jackson on the right in pic#4