Jan 29 2008Lindsay Lohan hitting the bottle again

Shes a bitch.

looks like she's been hitting it on her knees.

first and the carpet matches the curtains

I don't really care about this story, but someone needs to tell that bitch to stop dying her hair blonde. It looks horrible.

...Once a boozer, always a boozer.

And once a coke whore, always a coke whore.

When you say hitting the bottle was it a bottle of chocolate shakes?? She is MASSIVE. I can't believe how fucking fat she is. She's gross.

Oh and needs to either cut her hair or dye it back because the long bleach blonde things is trailer trashy.

Like she ever quit. Once a Lohan, always a Lohan.

And the blonde hair/ orange makeup is beyond grotesque. Once a Long Island girl.....

If she had as many cocks sticking out of her as she has had sticking into her, she'd look like a _______________________. (I forgot the punchline)

An alcolic stupor is the only excuse I can think of for that outfit.

I fucking hate this useless little whore. I hope the rumors of her going broke are true, so I can laugh at her complete idiocy.

YES!!! YES!!! Oh, yes!!! Best news I've heard all day and I've heard some pretty good news today.

Oh, and #6? That was fuckin funny! (chocolate shakes...)

It's official... I'm back in the "I wanna hump her and dump her" club. I know, I know, I also enjoy getting my scrotum pierced without anesthesia.

She needs to hit the pants rack at Bloomingdale's instead.

She looks ugly...I hate her obsession with black tights and leggings, is she trying (and failing miserably) to look slim??? HOWEVER it does look like she finally had her eyebrowns shaped and gave up that God-awful Joan Crawford look she was going for.

Grey Goose = Good; Gray wool slacks = Great!

And the bitch is still getting work!!
Her new film (in pre-production according to IMDB) "Poor Things" has this tagline:
The story, inspired by true events, revolves around two con-artist women who befriend and murder homeless men in order to collect their life insurance policies.
When will Hollywood learn its Lohan Lesson?

I am SHOCKED! Just SHOCKED!

Can I get a show of hands to count the number of people who are surprised by this shocking turn of events.

*crickets chirping*

That's what I thought.

#9,
A porcupine with 10 inch quills?

What is it with all these twenty-something cunts? They're stuffing their fat legs into these tights/legging/hose/whateverthefuckyouwannacallthem, looks like a damn sausage casing.

You know those translucent sausage skins that look they're stuffed to within an inch of their lives (I know there's a pun there....) that's what these tights on Hilton / Aguilera / Lohan look like.

Put on some fucking pants you whore!!!

Her legs are fat and she is a whore, but I'd still like to bang that dirty filthy whore and shove some olives in her ass.

#20 - A porcupine with 10 inch quills and three 2 inch quills......let's not forget the italian trio the other day.

OMG #23, good.

Yeah. Apparently that's all I'm good for today. Complimenting other people's comments. God I suck..

wow, her legs are HUGE. She needs to lay off the bottle and hit the gym. she's ballooning and get rid of the nasty dried up fried up blonde hair. it doesn't mesh with your skin tone honey. never thought she was all that, but now I definitely think she's one fugly skank.

wow, her legs are HUGE. She needs to lay off the bottle and hit the gym. she's ballooning and get rid of the nasty dried up fried up blonde hair. it doesn't mesh with your skin tone honey. never thought she was all that, but now I definitely think she's one fugly skank.

what is the BFD anyway. ooo, she was seen sipping champagne. eee, she swallowed some vodka. its ALCOHOL and EVERYONE IN AMERICA drinks it.

I too am not surprised that she's fallen off the wagon. She's young and dumb, what else could possibly be expected of her? My issue with her is the fact that she always looks as though she rolls around in the dirt for a bit before she goes out. And what's with the pinker-than-pink platypus lips she's always sporting picures? Is it coke face or injections?

No one cares anymore.......

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That outfit is atrocious. Hag.

I care! I kinda wanna see her fail. Again.

i heard her vag smells like spam

God, she looks EXACTLY like her mother. And what is up with the orange face and the dead white hands?

White Oprah must have had to give up the double wide until Lindsay brings home the bacon.

That movie she's going to be doing was in real life some older women. I wonder if Lindsay is going to play the 55 year old or the 60 year old?

For some reason even when these young out of control actresses get fat I still think they are hot and of course would do them in a hearbeat. Lohan looks really F'able there to me.

It's bad angle. She has a freakishly fantastic body. Which is why I want her to fail and maybe fall down. And no haters, I'm not fat.

Lindsay Lohasbeen..............

I think she's she's sexy. I ahte her and her ilk but she'd get it. Hate fuck.

Is this true? Just a rumor or....?Maybe we can go to cinema to see the movie.

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OMG! LiLo on a binger??? Who woulda thought? Stop the presses!!!

Look... unless she is flashing cooch it is no longer a story - what's next...
Breaking News: This Just In - Britney has a chalupa.

C'mon you have to draw the line somewhere.

her knees seem to have gotten quite a wokout.

not wokout--workout. sorry

#39--Is this true? Just a rumor or....?Maybe we can go to cinema to see the movie.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Funniest comment yet. Why would I want to look at everyday fat girls when I can look at fat celebrities such as the lovely Porky Lohan or the ever fabulous Thunder Thighs Britney???

She's trying to do the same things she always did, screwing and boozing, but as you can tell by her enraged expression she's not having fun anymore. She just doesn't know how else to fill her time.

Sort of like when Jenna Jameson rubs up against someone's crotch in a club. She's not into it because she's fucked-out, the guy isn't into it and is worried about getting AIDS, but what else are you supposed to do when you're Jenna Jameson -- or when you're with Jenna Jameson? It's like being a ghost that has to keep repeating its mistakes over and over and over.

Lindsay is so beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.com last week. It is said she is dating a young single millionaire on that site now.

So sick of her

Are those support hose she's wearing?

The only bottle she should be hitting is Slim Fast.

@39
Linda, you also foreign lady overseas worky for $3 dolla hour mean boss? You type broken mispelled - me so sahdy.

Linda, in Texas we have a favorite local saying - STFU and go away. That means Shut The Fuck Up to you overseas BBWs.

I personally believe that she does in fact have her profile at wealthybeeotch.com I also believe she'd blow anyone here in a Target bathroom for a bottle of Skyy and a few Tylenol PMs.

Why is this bitch still getting cast in movies. Are these A movies? Not only is she a slutty bitch with no moral compass, but SHE CAN'T ACT. She even sucked in "Mean Girls". It was the supporting cast and the writing that made her look decent. I am so sick of these no talent hollywood fucks fawning all over her "talent". SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY FUCKING TALENT!

She needs to knock off the partying and hit some Drama School if she's really serious about the acting shit.

First off, I don't know shit about cosmetics; the only thing I know is that make-up can transform a mutant, in to somewhat less of a mutant -- although you can never completely hide ugly.

What I do know is that it is winter time, and yet, Lindsey Lohan comes out of her place in NYC looking as if she's spent the last six months in the tropics working on her face tan. It's perfectly natural to look a little pale in the winter.

Not for Dick though. He's pale like the moon.

She looks like a fucking clown with that bown makeup that looks like mud on her face. Ah Lohan, won't you ever learn the basics? You are the ultimate freckled scottish redhead paler than white pale, get over it. You will never be tan, no matter how hard you try. Leave that for latin women, the opposite of you. Smearing brown makeup on your face won't make you look tan, it will only make you look like a ridiculous ultra pale ginger clown with brown makeup smearead on its face in the most desperate and retarded attempt of looking somehow tan. But it doesn't look like a tan, it looks like brown muddy makeup on your face. Showing your ultra ghostly pale hands that are so pale I bet would glow in the dark with that brown makeup coated face looks like shit too. Learn the basics of style girl, because the only thing you manage to do is look ridiculous and clownish.

Miss Thang needs to stop wearing those same stank ass shoes all the time.

Shes kinda Evil looking.....and those tightsmust s must stink by now. I think she never takes off her tights and leggings because she has pasty thunder thighs with gross freckles.

Her legs are frickin' huge!!

ok everyone's gone now
free pass
did we mention that?
no matter how hard you try
hows the ali btw : )
:OH and here come the submarines
:OH surely you cant be serious

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