Jan 30 2008Leah Remini auditioning to be godmother of J-Lo’s baby(s)

1st?

what does homewrecker want now?

Scientologists are sooo glib!

fugly

Cool first, now I can read the story. Who the f*ck is that bitch anyway?

J-Ho is a miserable skank and her kids will be born with tails.

who fucking AUDITIONS to be a god parent. all you do is buy a birthday present once in awhile. what are they gonna do, practice buying onesies? real fucking difficult Leah...

King of Queens went off the air?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Crazy or not, I would love to stick my tongue up Leah Remini's ass! Although, she did turn into a JLH when she was knocked up. She recovered nicely though.

I never understood king of queens.. then I got married.

I wouldn't listen to anything an alien worshiper says. #2. She homewrecked? Fuck I love it these celebretards cannot for all their money conduct themselves with any fucking dignity it hilarious and really, really pathetic.

Omg...that bitch is fucking cookoo for coco puffs. That letter is proof.

Can you believe in aliens AND "god"parents? Isn't that an oxymoron or are they morons? I'm confused!

she isn't even in Over Her Dead Body....why does it say "her" new comdey

i was a stalled Clear once. my parents were so ashamed of me they made me wear a muzzle and an entire box of Depends.

Wait... She was in KoQ with Kevin James.... KJames was in Hitch with Will Smith.... Will Smith hangs out with Tom Cruise who incidentally LOVES THE COCK. The Scientology carousel comes full circle I see.....

Batshit crazy....

I just think I figured out what this Scientology stuff is all about!! It is a huge MLM scam. Sign up, then sign up two beneath you. From there, get them to "buy" courses, "buy" products, and then manage your downline. Don't let people "stall", because if they do, you lose residual revenues. Keep the troops motivated, keep them moving up a mythical chain, and keep feeding the people above you your hard earned cash.

Yep, Scientologists are doers. They make things happen. And they are doing it with your hard earned money. SUCKER.

Marc Anthony crash landed his UFO at roswell!

I can't top that. Hilarious!

But Leah Remini: she's Jenny-J-Lo-Selena's ugly friend! Ha! And in scientology, when sombody says they're going to become a child's godmother, they become just that. The child's god.

Hey, remember when Leah worked with Zach and Kelly and Slater and Screech at the Beach Club her chubby dad managed? Yeah, good times. Good times.

I too was a stalled Clear once. Right after my vasectomy. My tea bag looked like a big black/purple and yellow water ballon. Hurt like a son-of-a-bitch! Anyone who says it doesn't hurt is a freaking liar. In case you are wondering.

I'd offer to bang her so hard if she wasn't crazy, but it's not worth the hassle of spending a second listening to a scientologist talk. Unless she's into being gagged..that could work.

I'm probably the only Scientologist that reads these comments about us and think it's hilarious.

Good stuff! Keep up the good work!!

Is she a high preistess of the scientology cult with that hideous black robe number?

Hey #21, is it true that both Leah and Kate carried the spawn of L. Ron Hubbard in their wombs? Is Xenu looking for a new vessel? I heard John travolta wanted to, but his performance in battlefield Earth so bad, Xenu almost kicked him out.

OT 1st!

stalled "Clear"???

Fuck. All these years since I read that one life-changing pamphlet...you have to admit, the word sounds an awful lot like "queer" when people say it out loud. Fucking dyslexia.

They might as well give those babies to Hannibal Lector to scoop out their brains and eat them. Same difference.

what a sick , pathetic freak.

Hey #23, absolutely! All our children are off-spring of L.Ron Hubbard. Every time we want to knock up one of our women we just dig his ass up and squeeze his balls and get a few spermetezoa from his rotten nutsack.

Yeah, too bad Battle Field Earth sucked or else John Travolta would have gotten his free spaceship ride to Xenu! Damn! Ahhh well...better luck next time.

That Leah is a great snake oil salesman. It's not enough to spend all your money to go "clear", you got to keep going. By clear it means someone finally answered the multiple choice questionaire correctly, and spent thousands of dollars to do so. I do stress answering mulitple choice questions, that's all emeter readings are. Regardless, the race is never run. Keep on spending. Now you have to keep on spending to become an operating thetan or OT. Shit there are ranks for OTs! She's a level 5. Spend spend spend.

I thought all of NYC's homeless population were scientologists?

#28? How'd you manage to get online? Are you using a floor-model computer in a Target somewhere hiding from the cold, typing?

And Battle Field Earth is my favorite movie; John Travolta, my favorite actor. Boyee, can that guy play one mean villain. I also like the way he feigns to be a smoker in every one of his rolls. It makes him look like he's holding a tiny penis.

i wud tap her

PunkA, she was hot in those beach episodes of Saved By The Bell. I thought, "damn she's almost as hot as Kelly."

Now she looks like she's been hanging out with Kirstie Alley. News flash Leah, black doesn't make you look smaller, it just makes you look like a fat chick wearing black.

Hey #30, I'm sure you'd know a thing or two about holding a penis and putting it in your mouth, jealous of John? Sure looks like it.

Actually the computer I'm on is in a space ship hovering just above NYC and I'm using a new laptop from Apple that allows me to float while using it. Sure is cool up here.

And no, not ALL of NYC's population are Scientologists, just most of them. U gotta get your information straight before you post on here and look like a dip shit. Try again.

She used to be hot when she was a lot younger, but now she's only hot in a "I'd like to rub my ass on her face to wipe that fucking grin off" kind of way. It's the kind of "hotness" you find in smug older chicks, who, of course, are not hot at all. Sharon Stone, for example (although for her, I'd do it only after refraining from wiping).

Scientology porn:

http://www.filecabi.net/video/et-sex.html

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Scientology Family.

#34, She used to be smokin... I remember her from some really retarded sitcom way back I can't even remember the name of and of which there was no reason to watch 5 minutes of other than to see Leah Remini... God Father Time sucks balls. This is when they really SHOULD have King of Queens on the air though... She's actually plain enough to be married to someone like Kevin James.

#33? You take every single thing people say literally? No wonder you believe in scientology; the typed word, is a true word. Go figure!

And, if you would have comprehended my deepening sarcasm, you would have noticed that I likened scientologists to the crazy people that live on New York city's streets (Homeless).

I'm that good. People read what I type, and perceive it as such genuine statements, that they actually believe them! Ha-Ha!

Hey Dick. Sorry...I got confused by your name (Dick) and then by your talking about dick and for some reason, I guess I just thought you were a big fan of dick. Obviously my mistake completely. You can see how gullible we are, good call Dick!

#37, she's been in SEVERAL retarded sitcoms. I think she was a teenage orphan in one of them..

#33. You know, the L Ron Hubbard "Out there" stuff, I just do not get it. Not trying to be Public Enemy #1 here, but seriously, the OT levels do include Xenu stuff for clearance of thetans. I mean, really? Seriously? Volcanoes and murder? What guy. And what a scam. like saying that Gandalf the Grey is real, and Middle Earth is New Zealand.

But other than that, I am all for self improvement. Just not at the expense of others. Such as that overt act you had to do to an enemy to prove you could be counted on as a god soldier.

#39? Beautiful retort, spaceman.

Look-at me! I'm arguing with a scientologist. Well, not really arguing per se.

Arguing implies that the people involved are on the same playing field; Nope, I'm just making this person look like a complete asshole.

What gets me is that these 'tards are actors. Granted, becoming famous being an actor is like winning the lottery, but jeesh, it's not like these people are the "authorities" on anything. I don't think any of these people even attended college. I don't think Cruise or travolta even finished high school. We are supposed to listen to them? I used to be an actor, and, believe me, that shit isn't hard. I eventually got into science. Now THAT is hard. It's easy to see how Hubbard roped them. The topper on the cake is that Hubbard started the religion as a joke. He bet some dude he knew he could start a religion. The whole thing is based on a novel he was writing at the time. Looks like the joke is on them.

The only thing that is Clear here, is that she has cocaine crazy eye. And apparently she was "Stalled" at a Dennys. When the hell is L. Ron gonna beam these douchebags up? He's probably too busy snorting Nyborg at Jabba's palace, and getting lap dances from that chick with three tittys from Total Recall.

Nanu-Nanu, Dipshits.

#42 Look out D. Me might become "fair game" for the Scientologists on the board.

How true. Notice how almost all the scientology chicks have fat asses. Then again, most women that marry gay men get fat.

#46
Yeah, his book shouldve been called "Diabetics"

FRIST, yes! That was it... she was some orphan girl... with other orphan girls or something... and she modeled lingerie in one episode... but fuck... they didn't show the pics...

She is too awesome to get involved in this scientology business

Bloated Scientologist is bloated.

Stalled Clear has something to do with Scientology? Sheesh. I thought she was talking about some form of constipation or something....

Bless the poop and the Wiper
See L Ron's face inside the diaper
Soon the baby will be Clear
Return of Xenu drawing near
HAHAHAHAH..No, Seriously.

#48, yes! And there was a blonde in it who was "puffy" I think. Well she was PMSing on that episode.

Whatever, I think it got cancelled after like a month or something..

One thing that is "clear" for sure is that by reaching OT V Leah you have done nothing more than give at least 100,000 grand to a sociopath named David Miscavige and supported an organization that endorses a Nazi like view of the world......Good work Leah!

My flock, I apologize for not being here to guide my children of late. I have been meditating over the state of many worlds lying in the dominion of the realm of man's near destiny. Forgive me, for I have not learned the true path of the clearacy.
Please, enough bickering already. Is not my offered love enough? The breast spilling milk on the lips of a baby a waste of love?
Rest little ones for i have returned. All is well.
Respectfully
YOUR Scientologist

Son of a bitch, she's a scientologist too? I used to think this bitch was aces when King of Queens was on the air. I'd put up with that fat fuck's bad punchlines just to get a glimpse of her.

I don't know, maybe I'm old school, but I like a beautiful voice on a woman while making love. "Oh Ted from LA, faster, faster, etc." I love when they add the "etc." part. So many possibilities. Therefore, if I were involved in a three-sum with this lady and The Nanny, I'd bring a ball-point pen to jam in both of my ears as hard as I could. And then, let the good times roll.

what a twit

Only the truly arrogant pull this kind of stunt; they are unable to see past their own egos to understand the kind of underlying awkwardness this causes in a friendship if the answer is a big fat f***ing NO.

Britney done gone crazy. She in the rubber room y'all

I so want to bang the crap out of her.......but now I know this bitch is a wacky CoS, not so sure. Maybe if she begs and whines real good I'll ram my 10 inch meatwad down her ass.....................and make her call me L-Ron

I so want to bang the crap out of her.......but now I know this bitch is a wacky CoS, not so sure. Maybe if she begs and whines real good I'll ram my 10 inch meatwad down her ass.....................and make her call me L-Ron

I so want to bang the crap out of her.......but now I know this bitch is a wacky CoS, not so sure. Maybe if she begs and whines real good I'll ram my 10 inch meatwad down her ass.....................and make her call me L-Ron

I so want to bang the crap out of her.......but now I know this bitch is a wacky CoS, not so sure. Maybe if she begs and whines real good I'll ram my 10 inch meatwad down her ass.....................and make her call me L-Ron

WTF?!?? She's one of the Hubbard Freaks too??

she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
SugarMommaMatch.c it is a site for men to date sexy women or rich women date cute men.. spoil and support
them. what a f slur..

I have HATED this bitch since Saved by the Bell when she was the crappiest part of the crappy season or whatever where they all worked at the beach

So depressing. This is a woman who pretended to be Zack Morris love interest on television, but look how far she has sunk now.

@32 - Eh, don't know about hot as Kelly. Seemed butch, but grew on me.
After careful inspection, I can't confirm that she's fat in these pics, but she certainly gives an impression of fatness, and shitty taste.
Scientology, Cult of Fatties! (K. Alley, Travolta, L.M. Presley, looks like Cruise is working on it) However, whatever Kelly Preston is doing, it seems to be working well for her.

@40, 48, 53 - Was it Living Dolls with Halle Barry? I hope Halle is a little too intelligent to get mixed up in Scientology. It's doesn't take much (intelligence).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Living_Dolls

What's with these stupid hard sell lemon hustler letters? MOVE A MOUNTAIN!! SHOOT SOME SCIENTOLOGY LASERS OUT OF YOUR EYES!! PUT UP OR SHUT UP BITCH!! OT = bloated out of work entertainer who can't dress herself? Who the fuck needs that? Why would anyone want to be you?

http://gawker.com/5002592/leah-reminis-crazy-scientology-email

What's with these stupid hard sell lemon hustler letters? MOVE A MOUNTAIN!! SHOOT SOME SCIENTOLOGY LASERS OUT OF YOUR EYES!! PUT UP OR SHUT UP BITCH!! OT = bloated out of work entertainer who can't dress herself? Who the fuck needs that? Why would anyone want to be you?

http://gawker.com/5002592/leah-reminis-crazy-scientology-email

If JLO is also not a scientologist (here's hoping the crazy hasn't spread yet), then there is no way in hell that she will let crazy here be her kids godmom!

Kevin James needs to ass fuck the craziness out of her.

She used to be so hot what the hell happened?

this dummy doesn't want to stay away from those scientology retards, especially leah "twisted face" remini. who's trying to be the twins godmother. this means that j-lo has NOT left the cult and is lying to the public. we're not stupid. if she does everything her father does, do you not think that he is still involved. hope she doesn't deal with those freakos or she'd end up D-E-A-D

stupid stupid girl, we are going to have to BOYCOTT these artists

whyaretheydead.net
xenutv.net

What makes Leah Remini an expert in child rearing? She has one kid who is probably being raised by a nanny while she works. These celebrities think they are so above the human population.

MISS,LEAH REMINI. i`m, your favorito papito jose antonio contreras ornelas y te quiero bien mucho, i love you very moch, you`r, my sweet lawyer leah remini or` my licenciada leah remini te adoro eres un verdadero amor. asta pronto se despide tu papito virgencito Jose Antonio.

MISS,LEAH REMINI. i`m, your favorito papito jose antonio contreras ornelas y te quiero bien mucho, i love you very moch, you`r, my sweet lawyer leah remini or` my licenciada leah remini te adoro eres un verdadero amor. asta pronto se despide tu papito virgencito Jose Antonio.

MISS,LEAH REMINI. i`m, your favorito papito jose antonio contreras ornelas y te quiero bien mucho, i love you very moch, you`r, my sweet lawyer leah remini or` my licenciada leah remini te adoro eres un verdadero amor. asta pronto se despide tu papito virgencito Jose Antonio.

"leah "twisted face" remini..." ???

WTF what face are you looking at homo? Try looking at the picture next time and away from the mirror. She's still as hellishly sexy and beautiful as she was on KOF although she should cut back a few pounds on the makeup as she so doesnt need it with those sexy 'come give it to me baby' eyes of hers! That & wear some of those figure hugging outfits she used to wear all the time showing those spectacular curves she had/has (cant really tell with that bushy liz taylor type outfit shes got on) plus cut out the smokes and she'd be one of the finest honies in hollywood!

1 more thing... 2 much black, she looks like she gonna audition for a part as Elvira mistress of the dark. The only black she needs is on those seductive chesire cat eyes... of course I wouldnt be hating a tight leather outfit in black either. Also I'd love to stick more allot more than my tounge up leah's luscious juicy ass!

Shes still a hottie when she actually wants to look like it ... which I guess wasnt the case here. Thats dress is awful on her and has GOT to go especially when I think of that smokin hot body she used to have and maybe still does underneath that black shroud shes wearing. Nother thing, whats up with the black nails?? Is she actually trying to look like vampire or what? Why not a brown-red combination like auburn to go with her hair? I really wish she would go back to the blazin hot sexy Leah during KOF seasons1-6! The potential is defintely still there no question about it.

god shes a beautiful woman just look at those sexy eyes !!
I think she still has a great body too and fantastic hair i'd love to pump my special conditioning cream all through it then all over her beautiful face!