Jan 2 2008Kourtney Kardashian is possibly the hotter one
In case you couldn’t tell, it’s Bikini Day on The Superficial. Our next contestant is Kim Kardashian’s older sister Kourtney who was spotted at South Beach yesterday with her boyfriend Guy That Should Be Me. Well, at least I thought it should be me until I foolishly stopped looking at her chest. I caught a glimpse at Kourtney’s chipmunk teeth, and I think my penis just screamed a little.
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Reader Comments
1. wasku - January 2, 2008 4:16 PM
I need to start taking my holidays in the us. Check out some american hotties
2. RENEE... - January 2, 2008 4:17 PM
Oh God, not another Kardashian. One was more than enough.
3. me - January 2, 2008 4:17 PM
FIRST BITCHES ;)
4. KC - January 2, 2008 4:18 PM
Alvin!!!!!
5. me - January 2, 2008 4:18 PM
and second.
6. Racer X - January 2, 2008 4:20 PM
She's okay but Kim K. is WAAAAY HOTTER!
/it's my duty to inspect the booty
7. omg - January 2, 2008 4:20 PM
omg. whats wrong with her teeth? dumbass
8. Joe C - January 2, 2008 4:22 PM
She is most definitely the hotter one.
9. dr.pepper - January 2, 2008 4:26 PM
i like kim's face a million times more.
this one looks like she should work at taco bell
kim looks like a persian queen.
10. dr.pepper - January 2, 2008 4:29 PM
i like kim's face a million times more.
this one looks like she should work at taco bell
kim looks like a persian queen.
11. Me - January 2, 2008 4:30 PM
too much space between those boobs.
especially pic # 5.
kim is hotter
12. Sarah - January 2, 2008 4:30 PM
She's looking more like Kourtney Mustachian, if you ask me.
13. 123 - January 2, 2008 4:30 PM
grossssssss. theres no way that shes hotter than KimK. she looks like an ugly mexican.
theres a reason the hotter sisters are more famous....because theyre hotter? duh. look at beyonce, jessica, paris, kim. its always the hotter one thats hotter.
14. DVD - January 2, 2008 4:30 PM
Wow, even in the salt water they do it.
15. I like her boobs - January 2, 2008 4:33 PM
Those boobs are nice
16. Kim - January 2, 2008 4:35 PM
He's probably just rubbing his boner up on her, instead of tinkling to give her real pleasure.
17. a - January 2, 2008 4:37 PM
down syndrome sunglasses
18. juls - January 2, 2008 4:39 PM
wow I guess attention whore runs in the family
get a bikini top with more fabric.
19. Jimbo - January 2, 2008 4:40 PM
I'd fuck her, skin her, and burn her. No penalty, because she's not white.
20. Nikky Raney - January 2, 2008 4:46 PM
walking disaster
21. Bane - January 2, 2008 4:49 PM
Pretty hot for a sub-primate. I'd poke her if there weren't any humans around.
22. George Best - January 2, 2008 4:50 PM
what is with the white dude? Parents will be pissed.
23. Vince Lombardi - January 2, 2008 4:50 PM
I never thought I'd say this, but I'm jealous of Bruce Jenner.
24. SUPES - January 2, 2008 4:51 PM
Those are implants people. Disgusting.
25. LMAO - January 2, 2008 4:54 PM
U MUST BE JOKING! WHAT AN ANOREXIC BUTTAFACE
26. Auntie Kryst - January 2, 2008 4:56 PM
Who let that ugly gypsy loose on a beach? I hope the other people were keeping their eyes on their valuables.
27. TheJoker - January 2, 2008 5:02 PM
What's up with the Kardashians and wearing shades while "swimming" in the ocean?
28. Agtha - January 2, 2008 5:07 PM
Soon there will be lots of algae.
29. asss - January 2, 2008 5:09 PM
wow her boyfriend looks like such a DOUCHE!
30. steve - January 2, 2008 5:10 PM
I'd like to make a nice comfy sweater out of all the hair that's removed from both girls in a week.
31. bitchyass - January 2, 2008 5:10 PM
@13: thanks for clearing things up with this elaborate conclusion!
32. Nikk - January 2, 2008 5:12 PM
The spelling of her name annoys me immensely.
33. kardashgustin - January 2, 2008 5:18 PM
looks like michelle rodriguez. by the way what's with all the racist remarks on here?
34. Duchess of Dork - January 2, 2008 5:24 PM
I preffer Kim, definitely. Kourtney is too skinny. Kim has much more beautiful features and a rounder body.
35. Dr. Enema - January 2, 2008 5:31 PM
@9 & 10
A Persian (giggle) queen?
...and you thought it so good, you posted twice.
LMFAO!
36. grobpilot - January 2, 2008 5:32 PM
Nice cans. Hate the fucking dinner plate sized sunglasses.
37. 10pound - January 2, 2008 5:32 PM
I would fuck Ron Paul before I'd tap anyone from this family.
I'll pee on them though, sign me up for that.
38. Al Gore - January 2, 2008 5:33 PM
Sigh. When will they learn? It's wrong to dump garbage in the ocean.
39. sportsdvl - January 2, 2008 5:37 PM
What the hell did they eat as kids to grow those tits that damn big???
40. Alexandra - January 2, 2008 5:41 PM
She's hotter and smarter than Kim - classier as well.
41. Zim - January 2, 2008 6:02 PM
I agree, she's much classier. She puts down a little plastic before the pee parties.
42. Sheva - January 2, 2008 6:04 PM
She'd look better without the fake breasts. She's much better than Kim though. Since I'm white at least I know there'd be a shot. She's also nicer it seems, and although she may not be smart, she can't be dumber than Kim.
Kim is dumb as a rock.
43. Narcissist - January 2, 2008 6:13 PM
Those sunglasses look smart and functional, if unstylish.
That dudes got pudding pecs.
44. wastedOne - January 2, 2008 6:19 PM
ok we get it she is doable - but WTF is up with goofy ass homeboy nobody mentioned? What a douche!
45. Online Interracial Dating Community - January 2, 2008 6:23 PM
Pretty good. She had blog at a niche interracial dating site named interracialconnect.com. As you know thousands of new members Join daily to meet dream date in this comfortable community of cultures and ethnicities!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
46. Erica - January 2, 2008 6:31 PM
I think she can do better than him.
47. doalo - January 2, 2008 6:31 PM
Both fugly as hell.
48. Erin - January 2, 2008 6:33 PM
Hey I have that suit! OH.... Sorry Yah Im with you #47.
49. mrs.t - January 2, 2008 6:50 PM
Planet of the Apes. The End.
50. gotcha - January 2, 2008 7:05 PM
what's with the covering up of the ass?
51. Kim's WAAAAAAAAY hotter - January 2, 2008 7:16 PM
Fuck, NO WAY!!! Kim's WAY hotter, no comparison, Kourtney doesn't even get close!!! Plus Kim is stunningly beautiful, Kourtney isn't at all.
You find hot any chick you see in a bikini. You should rise your standards a little. You don't get to see much scantily clad women or hot fully dressed women in real life right?
52. mr.t - January 2, 2008 7:17 PM
how can you say those are implants when in pic 4 they look flat and move with her body as she leans back?
those are definitely real.
53. john - January 2, 2008 7:25 PM
these girls are both hot, i thought they were latinos till i read the post about them being persian, well that explains it well, persian girls are hot, had two in my class back in high school, damn they were hot, and sexy, they have nice booties, but them they are bitches only fuck with rich white guys, so Im surprised how kim is only dating black dudes, i guess once you go black you can never go back..haha
54. TJ - January 2, 2008 7:31 PM
At least Courtney stays with her own race, and is not humiliated worldwide like her sister was, sucking and fukking that horrible negro fellow. Yuck!!!
55. Bksp - January 2, 2008 8:34 PM
The Kardasians are NOT Persian -- they're Armenian. Big difference.
56. JJ Daddy-O - January 2, 2008 8:38 PM
Maybe I'm just projecting here, but I think he's giving her the business while the paps shoot away....
She does kinda look like the Alien baby in Alien Resurrection, though....
57. caca smells - January 2, 2008 9:09 PM
The family looks like gypsies. Particularly pretty ones but still gypsy girls.
58. caca smells - January 2, 2008 9:11 PM
wait what do you mean same race #54? She doesnt look white - she looks arabic.
59. tommygun - January 2, 2008 9:33 PM
Wow, a pic of a Kardashian without a black cock stuck in it.....priceless......
60. Madman - January 2, 2008 9:48 PM
It looks like Kourtney hasn't had plastic surgery. Did anyone else notice the nips in her wet pictures. I'd fuck her before her fake, albeit, big-assed sister anytime. (You can't fake an ass like that.)
61. WildwolfWoman - January 2, 2008 9:56 PM
Wow...she's the older one?? She doesn't look it...they r both beautiful, however, I think Courtneys bod is much better. Kims ass is HUGE!!!! I think most of you perverted fucks praising kim is because she has more cushion for the pushing not to mention she is a big enough hoe to have a sex tape that I believe she had a hand in releasing, or at least hopes of it leaking following her slut friend Ms. Hilton. I think she saw how it boosted her buddies popularity and wanted the same. What a desperate hoebag.......pathetic!!!!!
62. Eric - January 2, 2008 9:57 PM
She's got a gut on her.
63. Choocher - January 2, 2008 11:03 PM
That dork's gotta be from south of the Mason Dixon. Check out the last pic - "Hey Pa, I got muh sister stabber stuck in some hairy chipmunk!"
64. jason - January 2, 2008 11:06 PM
i don't think she is beautiful, but many friends from sugarmommymeet.com said she is good. for god sake i don't know the reason, but i think they are reasonable for i know they are picky. you know it is a site where rich women can seek young cute men and men can find extramarital affairs....and they are beautiful and charming....
65. JANE - January 2, 2008 11:08 PM
Im not even going to bother reading the comments BUT, whoever thinks Kourtney is hotter is fucking BLIND, she looks like the retarded version!! Kim has a BEAUTIFUL face, her face is perfect. That's all I'm going to say!
66. gerard Vandenberg - January 2, 2008 11:42 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOH NO!!
Let this girl leave the scene because there is only ONE kardashian for me and that is my love kim!! I understand you want to "LIFT" on the success your beloved sister kim has. But to be honest: WERE YOU IN SOME KIND OF TRAIN OR TRAFFIC-ACCIDENT?
Please be smart and leave the SCENE!!
Looking at you makes me SAD!!
67. tau - January 3, 2008 12:48 AM
her boobs look strange
68. bangthegenius - January 3, 2008 1:01 AM
#55, you're an idiot...hellenistic Persia contained modern day Armenia. stop trying to appear intelligent...your idiocy nullifies the attempt
and WHAT the FUCK is the deal with all the Kardashian press? my local mall has a dozen or so chicks that are waaay hotter than these two famously pointless sluts
69. joho777 - January 3, 2008 1:03 AM
Really obvious implants, set way to far to the outside,and they have unreal shapes. And with the telltale 5"-6" of bony chest between them. Plus she really has bony and skinny knees.
I can see why you all are drooling over her. Just like Pavlov's dogs.
70. MarkB - January 3, 2008 1:37 AM
I love pic #9... she looks like a happy retard that was allowed to play in the wa-wa...
71. ania - January 3, 2008 2:07 AM
#68, what the hell are you talking about? armenia and persia are two very different countries dumbfuck what does armenia being part of the persian empire have to do with anything? armenia was part of the roman empire to, but it doesnt make these two hoes italian. pick up a book before you go off sprouting your nonsense.
72. shcot - January 3, 2008 2:12 AM
If you look towards the bottom left of her you'll see two words = hairy ass.
73. bangthegenius - January 3, 2008 2:16 AM
#71, your command of history is laughable. try insulting your friends at the local Amtrak station first before coming here.
and back on topic....Kourtney Kardashian Karts around Kooky fake boobs
74. Miss Anonymous - January 3, 2008 4:20 AM
Lopsided, hard looking bolt-ons with 6 inches of bony chest in between.
/DO NOT WANT
75. Dr. Hasen - January 3, 2008 5:05 AM
And in conclusion:
this is not possible
76. heidi - January 3, 2008 8:21 AM
She is hot! I am lucky to find her video in bikini, WOW... sexy, there is no words in the any language to describe hier beauty, Her video was found at a dating club - interracialloving.com, there are many her bikini photos and many people are talking about her
77. Rabbi Schiller - January 3, 2008 9:50 AM
She's too dark for me. Gross. At least she isn't fucking blacks like her sister, though, even though her White boyfriend looks like a nerd.
78. SELL THAT PORCELAIN PUSSY - January 3, 2008 9:52 AM
KOURTNEY IS THE OLDEST WHORE OF THE FAMILY AND SET THE SCANDAL BAR HIGH FOR HER SIBLINGS AT AN EARLY AGE.KOURTNEY HAD NUDE PHOTOS OF HERSELF WITH HER BOYFRIEND WHEN THEY WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL AND KIM'S JANKY EX-HUSBAND STOLE THEM AND WAS TRYING TO SELL THEM TO THE TABLOIDS WHICH EQUALS "CHILD PORNOGRAPHY".
NO WONDER KIM LET RAY JAY PEE ON HER. SHE HAD TO TOP HER OLDER WHORE SISTER.
79. Realist - January 3, 2008 10:58 AM
#13, Nikki is WAY hotter than Paris. Ashley's hotter than Jessia too [but only after the surgery]. But Kim is hotter than Kourteney
80. FACE - January 3, 2008 1:43 PM
I have sniffed and licked both their ass cracks and I can tell you that Kim is better in every way. plu sI bust a nut just thinking about your bare naked buttocks.
81. FRESH... - January 3, 2008 3:57 PM
WHAT KIND OF SHADES ARE THOSE? I MUST HAVE THEM!!
82. ania - January 3, 2008 5:23 PM
#73 hey ugly loser im armenian i know more about my history than you do, i don't need some fucktard like you to enlight me on anything.
83. danielle - January 3, 2008 11:11 PM
she looks exactly like kanye west......yuck.....yuck and weird
84. Alex - January 4, 2008 1:13 AM
WHAT DESIGNER DESIGN THOSE SUNGLASSES Kourtney IS WEARING?
85. Alex - January 4, 2008 1:13 AM
WHAT DESIGNER DESIGN THOSE SUNGLASSES Kourtney IS WEARING?
86. Alex - January 4, 2008 1:13 AM
WHAT DESIGNER DESIGN THOSE SUNGLASSES Kourtney IS WEARING?
87. Manual - January 7, 2008 3:14 AM
Both sisters are ugly and fake looking because of all the work they had done, they are no different than trannys. Kim only is overrated by Black people (especially Black men) because she is willing to s/fuc* them. If her sister gets with a Black man, put out a tape and pimp them stupid coons like Kim is doing for fame, then she will be as famous.
88. dumbasses - January 7, 2008 10:36 PM
Hey John dumbass there is no such thing as Persia. Go learn your history. It's called Iran nowadays for your info.
89. wow - January 8, 2008 1:26 AM
all the kardashian girls are extremely ugly with out makeup
on and there for i have no respet for their so called beauty
90. m. - January 8, 2008 7:24 PM
Wide gap legs, I hate that.
91. m. - January 8, 2008 7:27 PM
Wide gap legs, I hate that.
92. m. - January 8, 2008 7:27 PM
Wide gap legs, I hate that.
93. amyyyyy - January 8, 2008 10:15 PM
YEAHHHH GO ARMENIANS!
FUCK YEAHH!!!
haha i'm sorry but all you guys are too uptight
us armenians should just let these STUPID retards try to tell us shit about our country (let them feel special, while they really are all intellectual snobs that know nothing)
THANK YOU.
94. anjaStaR* - January 9, 2008 6:49 AM
she's so pretty =D
95. Lisa - January 9, 2008 10:20 AM
HER TITS ARE FUCKING RETARDED. [the fifth one proves my point!]
96. c - January 9, 2008 10:44 PM
uhh that bathing suit looks a tad too tiny for this kardashian
97. NITTYbeats - January 10, 2008 12:23 PM
Finally,Da Black guy speaks...(Yaaaawn!)Pretty face,nice titties good hair...yadda yadda yadda...OH SHIT!!!NO ASS!!!gotta go...Im lookin for some Mary J. Blidge pictures...Gabriel Union?...Aight If you gotta show slender/slim chicks how bout Mya?Halle?O K,aight,Ciarra?Beauty comes in many forms...
Get Real Yalll!!Gabriel Union will beat these chicks in the bed...in the kitchen...On the Couch...Up against a wall...Slap Slap!!!
98. renjith - January 17, 2008 7:36 AM
xxxxx
99. Booga - July 25, 2008 1:22 AM
Yeesh...she needs to raise her damn standards.