Jan 2 2008Kim Kardashian might be engaged
Kim Kardashian is supposedly engaged to her boyfriend Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints. Sources close to Kim claim Reggie recently proposed to Kim, according to OK! Magazine:
While no diamonds were shining on Kim’s ring finger, she did admit to OK! that things are getting serious. However, she added, "One thing I did learn from ‘07 was to try to keep it as private as possible so I’m trying to hold that close to my heart but I’m here with everybody that I love."
I guess Kim Kardashian would be handy to have around as a wife. If you had company over, you could always use her ass as a buffet table. I heard Kim served her family Thanksgiving dinner using just her right cheek. As for the left, it held a full salad bar. This post is making me hungry. It’s also putting me in the mood to bake some bread. Mostly so I can knead a huge pile of dough for a while and imagine it’s a hairless version of Kim’s butt. I’m pretty sure I saw that on Martha Stewart once.

Reader Comments
1. KillaQ - January 2, 2008 12:55 PM
Fizzirst
2. Bigo - January 2, 2008 12:56 PM
Her boobs are sagging by the day!
3. Anonymous - January 2, 2008 12:59 PM
Another no-talent.
4. mer - January 2, 2008 12:59 PM
I care deeply about the personal life of this particular prostitute.
5. Joe C - January 2, 2008 1:01 PM
She isn't ugly, but I don't get all the hype about this chick. Her younger sister is pretty hot looking. She seems like a better looking version of Kim without the monster ass.
6. granada - January 2, 2008 1:01 PM
How long do you think this 'marriage' is going to last?
7. RichPort - January 2, 2008 1:03 PM
Everytime I see her an odd thumping sound comes from under mydesk and I misplace one of my hands for about 45 seconds... weird...
8. p0nk - January 2, 2008 1:04 PM
Reggie needs a place to poop?
9. Ed - January 2, 2008 1:05 PM
Frightening. I wouldn't touch that with someone else's dick.
10. nipolian - January 2, 2008 1:06 PM
Has the academic department at USC gone completely to shit? Did Reggie learn absolutely nothing.......What a moron......If he is that stupid, he gets what he deserves.
11. p0nk - January 2, 2008 1:07 PM
i hear she has a profile on interracialmillionairespissonme.com
12. Fine James - January 2, 2008 1:08 PM
This doesn't make sense. I thaut that Kim was against Bush?
13. bad boy 4 ever - January 2, 2008 1:16 PM
wooooooooooooow seeeeeeeexy boooooobs
14. Lady Zombie - January 2, 2008 1:17 PM
Damn! She needs a bra and a different dress.
15. Perfume - January 2, 2008 1:21 PM
With all the men who lust after these sex symbols - it is alway fascinating to discover WHO managed to win their hearts.
These woman have gotten dozens of proposals. But the men they end up with are not really hunks or studs in the macho sense.
They seem to always be the creative, non threatening types
16. boy in pretty panties - January 2, 2008 1:26 PM
I would totally love to titty fuck this girl and wear her pretty panties.
17. kate - January 2, 2008 1:29 PM
OK A) this is another Paris type no-talent slut
B) Why do these idiots think getting engaged and/or pregnant after being with a guy for a few months is a swell idea?
18. D. Richards (Whore.) - January 2, 2008 1:39 PM
Kim's like that retarded gypsies' daughter that Armenian's always try to force on to passing travelers. Sure she's cute, well, in a Cheech Marin sort-of a way, but she's just a ploy to drain your pockets. (And your balls.)
See that snout? Twenty-five years from now Kim's nose is going to look like my dead-alcoholic grandfather's rosy gin-blossum, replete with lopsided pustules.
19. Auntie Kryst - January 2, 2008 1:46 PM
"hairless version of Kim’s butt." that was funny, so was #11!
I've heard in other news upon hearing of that the Armenian Goat Shepherdess/gypsy whore is getting married, Bruce Jenner took a Kingsford briquette and squeezed it into a diamond.
20. CC - January 2, 2008 1:48 PM
~~~~~ K-- who really gives a S@%T...... she's an attention whore with an over used camel toe sHOe!~~~~~
21. Friedrich Braun - January 2, 2008 1:50 PM
Well, at least she isn't White.
22. will - January 2, 2008 1:52 PM
I bet she still smells like crackhead rapper urine.
23. Michael Vick must Die - January 2, 2008 1:53 PM
DAYUM bitch is lucky, Reggie Bush is so hot! It won't last though then he'll marry me!
24. ipanema_girl - January 2, 2008 1:54 PM
boy in pretty panties, the panties on your site are NOT pretty. and elissa has a sagging, cellulite ass. the bras, stockings and skirts are nice, tho.
25. Starchasm - January 2, 2008 1:54 PM
#15 what in the hell are you talking about? He's a pro-football running back and is 6' and 203 lbs! He makes his living knocking the snot out of other gigantic muscular guys! How on earth is that "creative and non-threatening"?
I find the headline to this article HILARIOUS. Down here we're all saying, "Reggie Bush might be engaged!" Who gives a crap about the Human Urinal? (Other than to hope Reggie comes to his senses and starts running).
26. paris - January 2, 2008 1:54 PM
that's hott
27. RichPort - January 2, 2008 1:57 PM
I don't care how she'll look when she's 50, I mean, who would marry this brainless bitch? I would hit that like a 20 car pile up on an icey highway. Those of you who say her ass is too big probably aren't long enough to reach her clam from the back. Who the hell would wanna hold hands with this set of tits if it didn't lead to some deep throatin' on the car ride home?
28. Geoff - January 2, 2008 2:00 PM
LOL! Drip, drip, drip. R-Kelly and her should do a duet. Maybe the video can have her doing a Flash Dance parody with a bucket of pee-pee.
i hear she has a profile on interracialmillionairespissonme.com
29. TheLostGirl - January 2, 2008 2:01 PM
The rep has not yet confirmed the story!
Also... must wear a BRA ;)
30. ipanema_girl - January 2, 2008 2:02 PM
I dont say she's ugly by no means, but u just have to imagine the every day time she has to spend in waxing, shaving and depilation ... just wow.
Having said that, the only thing a white guy could do for Kim Kardashian is give her directions to a black guy's house.
31. Bigheadmike - January 2, 2008 2:04 PM
Hope they are happy....
******YAWN*****
32. boy in pretty panties - January 2, 2008 2:04 PM
I'm so glad you think so #24 Ipanema girl
33. Bigheadmike - January 2, 2008 2:06 PM
Hope they are happy....
******YAWN*****
34. Stereotypes Save Time - January 2, 2008 2:08 PM
Black athlete (hardest working boy in the field) lusts after fat classless white socialite/skank, hoping now he'll be allowed into the house.
35. mixedmartialartvideos.com - January 2, 2008 2:12 PM
She should do a reality show w/ Karo Parisyan
36. Nefarious Crotch Kicker - January 2, 2008 2:16 PM
Ha ha! You watch Martha Stewart. Queer!
37. Duchess of Dork - January 2, 2008 2:32 PM
Good for her! I hope the marriage lasts. Kim has the world's most perfect body.
38. spaceyQ - January 2, 2008 2:35 PM
Ho ho ho, green giant!!
39. norton - January 2, 2008 2:36 PM
Um..... large sagging tits with huge dark brown nipples and an ass that grows bigger by the month.
I give her about 5 years before she "fills out" to a nice round 210lbs.
40. Joltin' Django - January 2, 2008 2:36 PM
Let's hope Mr. Bush doesn't need any of those "natrual male enhancement" pills. I imagine that having intercourse with Ms. Kardashian is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if 2X4s found their way onto her bridal registry (you know what I mean).
41. aja - January 2, 2008 2:37 PM
Her butt is too huuuuge, must be why the dumb blacks go for her so much
42. Ript1&0 - January 2, 2008 2:40 PM
She'd let you wax that shit, I know it.
But then all the food would slid right off. There's plenty of ass bread left though. You'll never go hungry!
43. E! - January 2, 2008 2:41 PM
E! News just confirmed that Kim is NOT engaged.
44. Racer X - January 2, 2008 2:56 PM
As if a million voices cried out "No!' at once and then were suddenly silenced.
/not a good way to start 2008
45. A - January 2, 2008 2:59 PM
#34 are you stupid, she's not white
46. Superevil - January 2, 2008 3:01 PM
Thanks you 43, thats a load off of my mind and onto your face.
47. kitty_kat - January 2, 2008 3:04 PM
Was anyone else creeped out by her slight resemblance to Madonna in that first pic? Iunno, maybe its just me. These are not the best pictures she's ever taken.
48. sharpeidude - January 2, 2008 3:22 PM
I dunno about this. She's hot and everything, but I just can't get that mental picture out of my head that shows her body going all to shit once she starts squeezing out kids. I just don't get that; ("Honey, I'll go hit the gym as soon as possible. Mommy'll have her body back in no time...you'll see!") vibe from her
at all. Hope Reggie likes it sloppy!
49. Nopey - January 2, 2008 4:39 PM
I wouldn't want a relationship with her, but I would definitely pound that like a chuck steak once or twice...or just once.
50. Sam - January 2, 2008 5:05 PM
She doesn't seem like the marrying kind. I mean, the golden showers are one thing, but I read that she loves to finger her ass then make the guy suck on her finger. BEFORE she takes a massive dump. I sure don't like Hershey's Kisses that much.
51. Josh Simpson - January 2, 2008 5:14 PM
Reggie,
Rent, don't buy. It's not good for the long haul.
52. Alexandra - January 2, 2008 6:15 PM
This chick looks so vacant in the eyes - I really don't believe she has a soul. Reggie is pretty much her only chance at a "trendk y" and lucrative hookup. She HAS to be with a black guy at this point and he's the only one dumb enough to think he's "got something" by being with her.
If she doesn't land a marraige with Reggie, her only other option is to hoe herself to an old ugly guy, but even the oldest ugly guy with money in hollywood can get a fresh young thing....
poor Kim.
53. Joe - January 2, 2008 6:37 PM
Two for the price of one: A wife AND a urinal. Excellent use of that rookie indoctrination seminar about being careful with your earnings Reggie!
54. TheTenia - January 2, 2008 7:15 PM
She taped herself screwing some ape. Who else would want that?
55. That's HOT - January 2, 2008 7:28 PM
Ohhh lordie. The hottest chick ever posted on the Superficial.
She's soooooo FUCKING HOT
56. TJ - January 2, 2008 7:35 PM
What's up with KK's love for diseased African penises??? Jeez, she's gonna have an ugly mole baby TOO quick if she keeps this up. Eeeeew.
57. she's HOT, you're NOT - January 2, 2008 7:36 PM
She's so incredibly hot and gorgeous... lots of envy and jealousy around here.
All you chicks wish you could look a little like her and be a 1% as hot as she is.
All you dudes (if any is retarded enough to deny it) would kill and die to touch her for 5 seconds in your life, and you never will.
The people that call her 'Armenian' like it was a bad thing are funny... what a pathetic and desperate way to try to 'insult' someone because you're so jealous, attacking their ethnicity. What makes her so beautiful is that she's exotic, if she wasn't Armenian and was boring white like you butt ugly people she wouldn't be as hot and beautiful as she is, she'd be ugly like all of you plain boring unexotic butt white whites. You so wish you were exotic like her.
58. TheTenia - January 2, 2008 7:43 PM
57, I prefer Turks. They slaughter "exotic" Armenians. Literally. Too bad they missed Kim's Grandparents.
59. - January 2, 2008 7:50 PM
#52 jealous much? hahahahaha
she could get ANY guy she wanted, including your boyfriend.
Such a sad way to try to make you feel better about your ugly self. Poor Alexandra.
And BTW you people can't understand that beisdes being hotter than hell and beyond sex, she has a heart and a personality you don't know and guys fall in love with her? You must really have a low opinion of yourselves if you have that opinion of Kim. If you think she's 'worthless' or only good to fuck, what are you? she's beautiful, hot, rich, famous, sexy and definitely smart, plus she has a personality you don't know. What do you have? NOTHING. you're the worthless one, you aren't even good to fuck.
60. raven - January 2, 2008 8:07 PM
oh everyone loves saggy boobies right?
61. raven - January 2, 2008 8:07 PM
oh everyone loves saggy boobies right?
62. raven - January 2, 2008 8:07 PM
oh everyone loves saggy boobies right?
63. raven - January 2, 2008 8:07 PM
oh everyone loves saggy boobies right?
64. raven - January 2, 2008 8:07 PM
oh everyone loves saggy boobies right?
65. raven - January 2, 2008 8:10 PM
oh everyone loves saggy boobies right?
66. raven - January 2, 2008 8:10 PM
oh everyone loves saggy boobies right?
67. raven - January 2, 2008 8:10 PM
oh everyone loves saggy boobies right?
68. raven - January 2, 2008 8:10 PM
oh everyone loves saggy boobies right?
69. raven - January 2, 2008 8:10 PM
oh everyone loves saggy boobies right?
70. Grape Ape Pees Wine on You - January 2, 2008 9:03 PM
#52 You sound a bit envious.
#58 I'm sorry that you're not particularly bright. Please don't type or speak in public.
Kim Kardashian may not be everybody's definition of a perfect woman, but she's not stupid, and she doesn't lack a soul. Her biggest crime is that she made a sex tape with her long time boyfriend. She admitted that having it go public embarrassed her. Hmmm. How many of us out there have ever done anything embarrassing in life or in love?
If you pay any attention to what Kim says, you will find out that she's fairly bright. In fact, I would venture to say that she's a heck of lot smarter than "Anexio."
71. I Love Kim K's Ass - January 2, 2008 9:33 PM
So, in exchange for possibly getting stripped of his Heisman trophy, he gets to... tap that ass for the next few months. Life's so unfair...
72. Tom - January 2, 2008 9:41 PM
KK is so nice in this picture~~she's really sexy and stunning. I've seen her picutes on a profile on a internet luxury dating site"WealthyKiss.com"for millionaires and celebrities, is it really her. I 've tried to send an email. I am not sure, but I heard that charlie sheen appeared on that site and dated a very pretty girl there. Just have a try, hehe....
73. thetenia - January 2, 2008 9:46 PM
How does one "type in public", stupid? Anyway, anyone that thinks KK sounds 'quite bright" should contract slow intestinal cancer. Carl Sagan was "quite bright" .Some n igger lover, that enjoys golden showers is never going to be considered 'bright".
74. Nothanks - January 2, 2008 10:19 PM
#57, Dude, she ain't hot. She's got a fat ass and huge saggy tits. She's a mess.
75. FromOutOfNoWhere - January 2, 2008 11:02 PM
oH MAN, I would totally rock that all night long.
76. Choocher - January 2, 2008 11:04 PM
I saw the prenup - Kim stipulated that the entire NO offensive line run a train on her at the reception.
77. Grape Ape Pisses Wine on "thetenia" - January 2, 2008 11:37 PM
#73 "the Tenia"
To clarify: you type in public at the library...or at an Internet Cafe...or at a WiFi hotspot. I'm sorry that I wasn't more clear about what "public" means.
Thanks greatly for hoping for my slow death from intestinal cancer. This will make my kids orphans.
However, I pray that you live a long, happy, and prosperous life. You see, I'm comfortable enough to pray that my opponents get to experience the same life that I desire to have for me and my offspring. Apparently, returning this favor to me is too much of a challenge for you.
I will pray daily for you. You really seem to need this right now more than any person on the planet. Your racism and your anger are hindering your progress as a human being. That really stinks...for all of us.
I'm really and truly sorry for the difficult burdens you bear.
78. Grape Ape - January 2, 2008 11:43 PM
To the good folks of "the Fish":
I'm sorry to be so disagreeable. The few of you who read my posts know that I'm not venomous or hateful. I see no good reason to go on an attack on a person whose most serious crime is having perfect T&A.
79. lambman - January 3, 2008 1:10 AM
her boobs look disgusting in that top
80. FACE - January 3, 2008 8:06 AM
I would lick her entire ass crack
81. B K - January 3, 2008 8:27 AM
She is hot! I am lucky to find her video in bikini, WOW... sexy, there is no words in the any language to describe hier beauty, Her video was found at a dating club - interracialloving.com, there are many her bikini photos and many people are talking about her, BTW, her sister Kourtney Kardashian is also pretty
82. thetenia - January 3, 2008 8:33 AM
77, no you meant,"Don't post your messages in public" but were too stupid to type that. You're clearly some foreign scumbag with a loose grasp of the english language. It also exposes you as the posting under other names. As if multiple morons shared your stupidity affliction. If you have children, I tremble for the future. Leukemia for them.
83. michelle - January 3, 2008 10:14 AM
Hello - Men....in case you don't know... natural big breasts aren't perky. Perky big boobs = boob job.
That being said - that's not a flattering top for her breasts and she needs to wear a bra, otherwise theres going to be some REALLY bad sagging later on.
I do think she's a pretty girl, it's nice to see a woman who isn't a size 0 or blonde (aka Paris) get some attention.
84. hot - January 3, 2008 11:54 AM
#74 another sad jealous chick. No man in this world would ever call Kim fat. She isn't fat. Her ass isn't fat, it's dreamy. And so are her tits. You probably think flat pancake asses and curveless stick skinny bodies are the thing.
Kim's not hot, she's INSANELY HOT.
85. jim - January 3, 2008 1:49 PM
its all about the ass, people. thats why shes famous. people who dont get ass dont get it. dont try to get it, and dont question those who do. just admire or look away.