Jan 15 2008Katie Holmes is leggy
Katie Holmes promoted her new movie Mad Money on The Late Show with David Letterman last night. She posed outside Ed Sullivan Theater wearing a short red coat and a whole lot of legs. Notice what’s missing from this picture? Grappling hook marks on Katie’s thighs from Tom trying to scale them. Not that I really expected them to be there, but you never know. Maybe he fell into a pint of beer one night and decided to have sex with his wife. Something about using a Cheerio as a life preserver gets Tom Cruise randy. Then again so do Jimmy Dean Sausage Links…

Reader Comments
1. Samantha - January 15, 2008 4:33 PM
She's gorgeous. I LOVE YOU, JOEY POTTER. <3
2. Eggy - January 15, 2008 4:33 PM
FROST!
3. BunnyButt - January 15, 2008 4:35 PM
Okay, I must admit, she's smokin' hot here, even if she's been Scientologized.
4. gemma - January 15, 2008 4:35 PM
firstt
5. steve - January 15, 2008 4:36 PM
Scientologists really do make the best dressed crazy cult members.
6. noneyobeezwax - January 15, 2008 4:36 PM
yeah, those are some nice legs, but where is her aluminum foil hat? i thought all those crazy cult types wore aluminum foil hats.
7. Bob - January 15, 2008 4:37 PM
Perfect legs... long, lean, toned. Perfect. :)
8. sla - January 15, 2008 4:38 PM
Nice except it looks like her shoes are on the wrong feet.
9. Chauncey Gardner - January 15, 2008 4:45 PM
Everything about Katie is perfect - except her head, and the alien protoplasm inside it.
10. Gerald_Tarrant - January 15, 2008 4:47 PM
Haha, nice call sla.
I think this is another typo. Headline should read: "Katie Holmes is a brainwashed beard for a short man with a small dick who loves the cock."
11. p0nk - January 15, 2008 4:48 PM
TCLTC
12. crabby old guy - January 15, 2008 4:48 PM
Damn! Looks like she's channeling Barbara Feldon/"Agent 99" from her "Get Smart" days - and I have just the secret spy tool in my pants for her to use on her next mission.
Nice stems.
13. Al - January 15, 2008 4:52 PM
And Tom says "hey, do those legs go all the way up to your WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! IT'S ALL DARK AND ICKY SMELLING AND IT'S SUPPOSED TO STICK OUT LIKE A BIG LIPSTICK TUBE! UUUUGGGGGGHHHH!!!"
14. mrs.t - January 15, 2008 4:52 PM
Indeed, p0nk, indeed he do.
15. p0nk - January 15, 2008 4:53 PM
holy tap-dancing xenu, sla, you're right. maybe it's the scientologist version of foot-binding.
16. Not Really - January 15, 2008 4:54 PM
She looks like a boring olive oil - go for it Popeye.
If it shacks up with Cruise, its not worth having...
17. Kim - January 15, 2008 4:55 PM
Her shoes ARE on the wrong feet. In the first pic you can totally see the toe of the shoes are angles out not in! I guess when you are numb to the world, so are your feet.
18. deaconjones - January 15, 2008 4:59 PM
Nice legs, too bad her mid section is destroyed from birthing the second alien hybrid coming
19. FRIST!!! - January 15, 2008 5:00 PM
She's boring. Did they eat the kid yet???
20. put the ugly people in the back - January 15, 2008 5:05 PM
I've seen WAY better legs. Hers are a little thick and cankeley. Cameron Diaz is wrecked but hers are much longer and more elegant. Charlize Theron's take the cake, even Reese Witherspoon for a petite gal has stunning legs. As a leg lover these are certainly nogt the best.
Plus Katie's soup bowl haircut really doesn't do it for me but, I guess it's the perfect 'do for under her scientology helmet (which is really an old collander that Tom stuck some buttons and pipe cleaners to).
21. SF person - January 15, 2008 5:05 PM
Yeah, I agree with everybody, there's something wrong with this person, ha ha ha. And the next one too.
22. mixedmartialartvideos.com - January 15, 2008 5:05 PM
those marathons have been doing her good
23. mrs.t - January 15, 2008 5:08 PM
How ugly are knees? I just went back and looked at these possibly perfect legs, and the knees just ruin it for me. Knees stop looking good around age 11.
24. morga - January 15, 2008 5:10 PM
Hey, she doesn't look half-bad here! Nothing special, but cute.
What the heck is going on.........?
25. Suzanne - January 15, 2008 5:12 PM
She looks ugly. And dumb. That makes me feel pretty. And smart.
26. Seymour Butz - January 15, 2008 5:12 PM
Anyone else notice every single picture has her hands inside her pockets?
Maybe her pockets are lined with aluminum foil?
Maybe she's holding onto some magic Scientology pain-relieving device, thus allowing her to wear shoes on the wrong feet.
27. kzjdf - January 15, 2008 5:13 PM
damn she looks hot in that main pic
28. BunnyButt - January 15, 2008 5:14 PM
I don't think her shoes are on the wrong feet. I think her feet are on the wrong legs.
29. Ooba Gooba - January 15, 2008 5:14 PM
Holy shit, her shoes ARE on the wrong feet!! Is she really that stupid, or is she trying to start a new fashion trend? Or did Tommy make her do it? Amazing.
30. mrs.t - January 15, 2008 5:15 PM
In this month's New Yorker there's a long-ish article on Scientology....I came away from it feeling like they are more about real estate than anything. Apparently the church has bought up all the terrific Beaux Arts buildings in LA, and people are scrambling to get what's left on the historic register before the Scientologists come in and sponge paint everything in various shades of salmon pink.
So, we can add that to proof that TCLTC...faux marble is a dead giveaway for a man of his age, who really embraced his gayness in the late eighties.
31. TS - January 15, 2008 5:18 PM
If it's possible to look like you have no personality, she certainly does. But you don't bang personality, she's still hot as hell in these pictures. Olive Oil looking or not. (which is a pretty good call by the way)
32. Ted from LA - January 15, 2008 5:18 PM
Let me set the record straight. Her shoes are NOT on the wrong feet. She just has her legs crossed up by her cunt.
33. edamame - January 15, 2008 5:19 PM
You can watch the video of her on Letterman from last night on
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34. my comment - January 15, 2008 5:20 PM
Her hair looks good for a change.
But,.. bare legs in pumps in January in NYC?
Red is nice but the coat is too short.
Brrrr! Cold and all wrong.
35. Me - January 15, 2008 5:29 PM
This girl has got the ugliest knees I have ever seen. And she looks totally lifeless.
36. Seymour Butz - January 15, 2008 5:33 PM
You'd feel lifeless too if you slept with TC.
37. FRIST!!! - January 15, 2008 5:36 PM
Hey TS, where you working now?
38. upset waitress - January 15, 2008 5:36 PM
Her shoes are pointing to where she's been instead of where she's going. It must be like climbing a tree for Tom Cruise.
39. Irwin - January 15, 2008 5:55 PM
It's Agent 99 from "Get Smart."
40. Clarence - January 15, 2008 6:02 PM
Nice stems. I'd bend her over a desk, that's for sure.
41. Perspective - January 15, 2008 6:07 PM
Good thing she has those HIDEOUS FEET of hers covered up. Quite possibly the nastiest paws in Hollywood.
Oh and your husband is totally insane.
42. CeleBratty - January 15, 2008 6:14 PM
She actually looks nice here. She wore make up AND brushed her hair... radical! ;)
43. nia - January 15, 2008 6:17 PM
LOL! I think tom drugged her, what sane grown ass person would put their shoes on wrong. He had to have drugged her. Poor thing.
44. D. Richards (Mother.) - January 15, 2008 6:22 PM
Fuck that shit. Look, Dick doesn't know fashion; all he wears is black, and Vans slip-ons, everyday. And condoms. Condoms everywhere. On his fingers, his penis. All over.
However, He does know one thing and that's, if you're going to show your thighs, male or female, the thighs should be bigger than your knees. If not, you end up looking like some kind of cancer patient. Not sexy.
Legs should not taper from the foot up.
45. Auntie Kryst - January 15, 2008 6:24 PM
Absolutely nothing bad to say here. Katie is looking great. I have to agree with the others, she'd make a great Agent 99. Missed it by that much Chief.
46. Superbad - January 15, 2008 6:29 PM
is Celtic's Paul Pierce her bodyguard?
47. Rocky - January 15, 2008 6:30 PM
Katie is beautiful.
48. Sciento'leggy' - January 15, 2008 6:39 PM
Regardless of her legs, Xenu told me that Tom Cruise likes Will Smith's legs better.
49. Spore - January 15, 2008 6:41 PM
That looks hot from here!
50. Ewwww - January 15, 2008 6:42 PM
Ewww!!!! How the hell is Tom Cruise supposed to get aroused with that? Where her flannel and denim?
51. Kristina - January 15, 2008 6:51 PM
How old is this girl? That haircut makes her look 50.
And other than being a little knock-kneed, nice legs on her.
52. Matthew - January 15, 2008 6:57 PM
FREE KATIE AND TCLTC
53. Erica - January 15, 2008 6:58 PM
Shes pretty but she stands like she has Tom Cruise shoved up her ass.
54. Annabel - January 15, 2008 7:03 PM
She looks great, all right, but I bet Tom Cruise prefers David Beckham's legs... and all the other body parts. TCLTC.
55. Mama Pinkus - January 15, 2008 7:40 PM
That gal is getting creepier by the day.
56. Reggie Bush - January 15, 2008 8:14 PM
Are those shoes on the right feet? looks like she has the on the wrong feet. Other wise - what I like about this pic is that there is no midget Thetan grinning like a toothpaste ad next to her.
57. Kristina - January 15, 2008 8:44 PM
Why hasn't Superfish posted this nutty vid of Tom Cruise recruiting for Scientology yet?
http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress
This shit honestly scared me to death. That guy is batshit crazy.
58. Marko6 - January 15, 2008 8:55 PM
Damn, I would love to get into that. She seems to be getting hotter and hotter. Her legs are delicious.
59. makemepuke - January 15, 2008 9:01 PM
Looks like Katie and Posh have discovered the latest fashion trend...automaton public posing....aka, - "The Blank Stare of Scientology Beauty"...(look at me Xenu, i am anorexic and stunning the world with my superior sense of fashion and control over what defines the female form, long live Xenu)
60. La Frascatana - January 15, 2008 9:41 PM
She looks flawless but I don't know, I have this crazy fetish -- girls who interact spontaneously.
The angst and melancholy that used to be in her face is gone. It looks like Katie has totally adjusted to her new life as furniture, and no one will ever take the slipcover off.
61. loser - January 15, 2008 10:02 PM
#54 doesnt look so original after reading #48. nice job.
62. charle - January 15, 2008 10:06 PM
Katie is beautiful.
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63. jane - January 15, 2008 10:10 PM
She is beautiful !!!!! I know on seekamillionaire there are more information about her!!!!!
64. Ted from LA - January 15, 2008 10:51 PM
Shut the fuck up Jane, you ignorant slut.
65. The Beer Baron - January 15, 2008 11:19 PM
I hope Mad Money bombs. Apparently comedy gold = Queen Latifah and old lady Keaton.
I must say though, Katie is still pretty cute.
66. sauce bag - January 16, 2008 1:35 AM
what is with the f'ing side smile....she almost single handedly ruined the newest batman movie....she sucks, she should consider taking Tom's billions and holing up somewhere where we do not have to listen to her bad stories, look at her stupid kids, or worry about who she is going to convert to Scientology next...
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67. Sanna - January 16, 2008 1:51 AM
My mom looked just like that in the 60's... :)
68. Bob the drunken rabbit - January 16, 2008 5:24 AM
How can someone not notice their SHOES ARE ON THE WRONG FEET?1!!!!111
69. sezhoo - January 16, 2008 7:09 AM
Yeah, the first thing I noticed (and I'm glad I'm not the only one) is that her damned shoes appear to be on the wrong feet.
She is beautiful but she looks like she's had the life sucked right out of her. She's only 29 and she looks like one of those trophy wives...oh, wait. Never mind.
70. comm - January 16, 2008 7:16 AM
Katie is a hottie. I am her big fan. I love her. Just saw her profile on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
71. PatinNJ - January 16, 2008 7:31 AM
Those legs aren't that great. There's nothing hot about her. Drop by the Hawaiian Tropic Zone for lunch and you'll see some hot, real, ladies.
She hasn't answered a single question that anyone wants to hear anyway, even though she's been on Regis&Kelly, GMA, Letterman, enough already!
That poor baby (which there is only a small percentage chance that it is TC's) was born into that stupid cult, it never had a chance.
Let's all start boycotting any movie or TV show or product that uses Scientologists in its advertising.
72. FACE - January 16, 2008 8:03 AM
Those legs are that great, #71. Are you a fag or a fat chick? I would keep those legs up in the air all night long.
73. Miss Anthrope - January 16, 2008 8:40 AM
@ 34: You are wrong. Coat length is perfect. And who the hell wears stockings anymore?
@ 71: The fact that you think Hawaiian Tropic girls are hot reveals that you are either 15 years old or a proletariat (ie from South Jersey).
I don't give a shit about KH or her freak of a husband, but her look is refined and a rather refreshing look compared to the trailer trash whores (Lindsay, Paris, Pam, Britney, et al)
She is much more sophisticated in her appearance. That means she doesn't have enormous fake tits, fake nails or a vile fake tan, or wear cheap, slutty clothing.
74. banana - January 16, 2008 8:46 AM
35- im glad that someone else said that.
the knees are not good.
and i hate how she has a little kid haircut.
atleast she is wearing something short and young though.
she normaly dresses like an old lady.
i wish she had medium length wavy hair and dressed younger
75. banana - January 16, 2008 8:54 AM
and yes she normaly does dress like diane keaton.
there is something between going to the office in the winter and dressing like britney spears.
76. RichPort - January 16, 2008 9:24 AM
I have to stay, Winnie from The Wonder Years is looking like shit up there...
TCLTC
77. Big Dog - January 16, 2008 9:48 AM
Yeah those knees are fat. How does one get fat knees???
And as for katie running the NYC Marathon...no effing way...no sweat, and no jog bra...BS!!!!!
I would still do her though
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79. Biff Henderson - January 16, 2008 10:28 AM
She must feel liberated to wear heels when Tom's not around.
Cause we all know he is usually wearing them.
80. EuroNeckPain - January 16, 2008 2:22 PM
She is cute and very elegant. So few celebs are nicely dressed these days.
81. Angelina Fan - January 16, 2008 4:32 PM
Great observation on the shoes! - They do seem to be on the wrong feet. She looks amazing, though - even though it looks like she just stepped out of a Get Smart rerun.
82. Jennifer - January 16, 2008 6:28 PM
Aw, I like her hair. It's so cute!
83. iza - January 16, 2008 6:41 PM
also, maroon 5 performed on D. letterman.
they really sucked, their songs are fruity.
I <3 Katie Holmes she was really cute on the show.
84. me - January 16, 2008 8:18 PM
I deter any comment on her legs until I am able to have a hands-on- examination of the goods!!!
85. me - January 16, 2008 8:20 PM
I deter any comment on her legs until I am able to have a hands-on- examination of the goods!!!
86. ferlo - January 16, 2008 9:50 PM
It's a little scary how they've perfected her. Stepford wife anyone???
But, yes dammit, she is really, really cute&sexy. Maybe every girl should think about joining...
87. youwish - January 16, 2008 9:55 PM
Her shoes are totally on the wrong feet!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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89. Pak31 - January 17, 2008 11:48 AM
She has a lot of tone in her legs which is great but they seem a little awkward looking to me. Might just be the outfit. I don't know if the shoes are on backwards, they may just look that way. I don't know, I think she was a lot prettier with her hair longer and a lighter brown. This short cut just doesn't look right on her to me, it's too dark in color and makes her look less inviting. I am not crazy about this outfit either. Just not a fan of her new look. It makes her look a lot older than she is and at this time in her life, she should enjoy looking as young as possible.
90. D R Hopper - January 18, 2008 4:41 PM
Katie Holmes is a beautiful woman. I've adored her since Dawson's Creek. She deserves much better than Tom Cruise. Money doesn't buy happiness. She looks awesome here. She is in perfect shape. Beautiful.
91. bob - January 18, 2008 8:25 PM
WTF does she look so fucking stoned all the time? *vacant smile*