Jan 14 2008Jessica Simpson blamed for Cowboy's loss
Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is catching a lot of heat for his trip to Mexico with Jessica Simpson. The Cowboys lost to the New York Giants in the division playoffs and fans are blaming Tony’s bye-week get-away, according to the Dallas Morning News:
A lot of people thought Tony Romo made a mistake by taking off for Mexico with Jessica Simpson on the club's off weekend. He had a chance to prove them wrong by delivering a typical Pro Bowl Romo performance Sunday. It didn't happen.
I’m sure you can probably get away with anything right now in Dallas by blaming Jessica Simpson. You could rob a bank and when the cops catch you outside you just sort of shrug and say “Jessica Simpson made me do it.” Then everybody has a big laugh and some of the SWAT team guys ask if you want to go grab a beer. “Not so fast,” says the mayor. “First, this man- no, hero deserves the keys to the cities.”
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Reader Comments
1. p0nk - January 14, 2008 11:55 AM
so he traded away the Super Bowl for a salad bowl.
2. sasa - January 14, 2008 11:55 AM
1st
3. LittleNomkey - January 14, 2008 11:56 AM
First!
4. noneyobeezwax - January 14, 2008 11:59 AM
i'm blaming this bitch for the colts loss as well.
5. LittleNomkey - January 14, 2008 11:59 AM
First!
6. jason - January 14, 2008 11:59 AM
i'm the best!
7. noneyobeezwax - January 14, 2008 12:02 PM
i'm blaming this bitch for the colts loss as well.
8. mixedmartialartvideos.com - January 14, 2008 12:04 PM
he's my teammate man!! its not fair!
9. Gerald_Tarrant - January 14, 2008 12:07 PM
Let's not blame the fact that Romo is ridiculously overrated.
10. brandon whitaker - January 14, 2008 12:08 PM
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11. kirsten dunst - January 14, 2008 12:08 PM
da ahahaha. her life couldn't be more comical.
12. lil' e - January 14, 2008 12:10 PM
She is a media whore who LOVES the attention, almost as much as her dad LOVES her tits!! ....run Tony run...!!
13. Jumpin_J - January 14, 2008 12:11 PM
First off, as a NY Giants fan, I'd like to wish the Dallas Cowboys the best of luck... on the golf course! To quote the Simpsons, like Jessica, HAAA - HAAAA! By the way, are these photos recent? Looks like Jessica's overdoing it in the burrito department from that Mexico trip, and I don't mean Tony Romo. Getting a little plumpy.
Now let's see she dumps Romo for being a loser!!!
14. The Office Whore - January 14, 2008 12:12 PM
Brandon- shut the hell up. We don't care about your online pedifilic encounters. As for your wife, I'm sure she gets plenty on the side..m k?
15. Dave - January 14, 2008 12:13 PM
Romos a Homo, hey whats the difference between Romo and Latrell Sprewell?
Romo chokes when the game is on the line, Sprewell chokes when his coach is on his ass.
16. put the ugly people in the back - January 14, 2008 12:14 PM
TEAM WRECKER!!!
17. Jimbo - January 14, 2008 12:15 PM
What a pile of shit. Tony played a good game. The rest of the rest sucked!!!
18. TheRage - January 14, 2008 12:15 PM
it's nice how the fans attribute the loss to one person, who isn't even on the team, instead of attributing it to the team as a whole, since they obviously underperformed.
19. Trix - January 14, 2008 12:20 PM
How can they blame Jessica she is so stupid she doesn't even know what number Tony is let alone ruin the game. Come on!
20. hodgie525 - January 14, 2008 12:26 PM
How convenient to blame her instead of where blame lies - on the Cowboys and Tony Romo. They did a poor job.
21. The Office Whore - January 14, 2008 12:31 PM
I've been sitting here brainstorming (which is quite difficult for a gal like me) about why the fuck I should care. Results: my head hurts.
Although I did read something 'interesting' about this. The NY Post hired a Jessica look alike to sit in the 3rd row at the game to fuck with the cowboys....
22. Bob - January 14, 2008 12:35 PM
Who fucking cares about naggers playing with a ball that's not even round?????
23. my comment - January 14, 2008 12:35 PM
Any chance of these morons actually putting their phones/ipods/blackberrys INSIDE their purses?
24. p0nk - January 14, 2008 12:41 PM
@10, it's not our problem if you got involved in a stupid internet relationship with a married man and now regret it. don't expect somebody else to call his wife and out him for you. you do it, stupid cunt.
25. Some fool - January 14, 2008 12:45 PM
Is anyone gonna call MICHELLE WHITAKER ?
26. pointandlaugh - January 14, 2008 12:46 PM
this man's penis knows what it is doing. leave him alone.
27. Brandon - January 14, 2008 12:49 PM
damn baby girl, i told you i was sorry for trying to put it in your pooper last night. No need to call my wife about it - besides, she likes anal.
28. thefuturemrsbrettfavre - January 14, 2008 12:50 PM
GREEN BAY LOVES YOU JESSICA!
p.s. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM LAMBEAU THIS SUNDAY!
Norderners
29. Harry - January 14, 2008 12:59 PM
Yesterday was one of the great days in football. The Tom Brady Wannabe chokes again in the post season. T.O. cries. Jerry Jones looks like the Grim Reaper just got a foot closer. Enjoy Cabo, douchebags!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
30. El-Coyote - January 14, 2008 1:03 PM
Romo did a decent job. His offensive line SUCKS. Those pricks kept collapsing one every other play....
31. RichPort - January 14, 2008 1:04 PM
Jessica Simpson... doing to the Cowboys what her what she's been doin' to daddy for 10 years... except with her I believe it's called cowgirl
32. PunkA - January 14, 2008 1:06 PM
Wow, people in Dallas are stupid. Romo gets a free pass here, and Jess takes the blame? We all knew she was not the brightest bulb, but Romo is a grown man and he chose to go to Mexico. It was his crappy judgment that doomed Dallas. The QB is supposed to be smart, and Romo shows that he lets his cock do his thinking. Which is why he is now 0-2 in the playoffs. Dumb ass.
33. Ooba Gooba - January 14, 2008 1:11 PM
Romo is so incredibly overrated it's laughable. He can't win the big game, he chokes under pressure.
34. D. Richards (Saint.) - January 14, 2008 1:13 PM
Now ya' know Dick doesn't follow football, or any sport not including professional wrestling, but he does know one thing, and that's Jessica Simpson's not to blame. Jessica's not a bad omen. Tony Homo (Ha! Funny!) makes shitty decisions under pressure.
It's Homo's fault entirely. You're a professional athlete. You've waited your entire life to be in the play-offs; you've got a chance at going to the Superbowl and you're expected to perform; so what do ya' do? Abstain from normal life and pray to the game. Watch videos of the other teams defense, whatever those man-faggots do? Practice? Eat protein powder straight from those mammoth pill juggs? No, man. You go to Mexico for the weekend --just to get away from it all. Agh, it can wait. Fuck it. It's only my life.
Also, check-out the legs on ol' Romo! Whooee! Looks like a young Jim Belushi. Hot.
35. havoc - January 14, 2008 1:14 PM
Romo's a homo......
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36. havoc - January 14, 2008 1:15 PM
And Jessica Simpson's too fucking stupid to be bad luck. Just stupid....
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37. Bigheadmike - January 14, 2008 1:23 PM
How in the h e double hockey sticks is it her fault......
Shes hot but......... Come on people.
He must have been with her for all of the cowboys wins........
38. Erica - January 14, 2008 1:24 PM
Slow news day?
Jessica Simpson looks like shes gaining weight.
And if they lost just because of Tony Romo not being on top of his game, don't they think they should get a better team?
One guy shouldn't hold the entire weight of one team.
39. doomhammer - January 14, 2008 1:26 PM
Apparently following the loss a sad faced Jessica told Romo, "I sorry you didnt score any home runs". To which Tony replied, "why are you still talking, my cock wont suck itself you know!"
40. THE ONE WHO KNOWS - January 14, 2008 1:28 PM
Dallas sucks, everyboby knows. Any team that beats them I cheer for. Romo should take lessons from Linda Lovelace so he won't choke on the big ones!! Way to go Jessica!!!
41. me - January 14, 2008 1:29 PM
The Cowboys aren't that good..Plain and simple.
I'd like to eat Jessica.
42. Auntie Kryst - January 14, 2008 1:33 PM
I think I hear laughter, it's coming from Houston. Hey Cowboys, time to start working on your golf swings.
43. packerfan - January 14, 2008 1:48 PM
I don't blame Jessica.
They just didn't want to lose to GB. DUH!
People are so lame anyway... the whole game was lost b/c the guy took a couple days off during the bye week. I suppose Peyton Manning shouldn't have eaten lunch with his father last Tuesday night???
44. Jess - January 14, 2008 1:52 PM
This is such a typical male-female double standard.
If Jessica screwed up at a concert and sounded terrible, no one would blame her boyfrend for sitting in the audience. They would just say that she is a crappy singer.
Why can't the same be applied here?
45. Sauron - January 14, 2008 1:53 PM
Which cowboy has lost?I think she's a bit too young for John Wayne or Glenn Ford.
46. Lalie - January 14, 2008 1:53 PM
Romo and the Cowboys are seriously overrated. It doesn't matter if the guy locked himself in a room and studied film all day or went to Mexico. He was awful. By the way, Jason Witten and Bobby Carpenter were in Cabo also. They performed just fine.
47. redsonja1313 - January 14, 2008 2:01 PM
I am guessing that she will not be happy till the entire state of Texas hates her....
48. sharpeidude - January 14, 2008 2:01 PM
Aw c'mon Dallas fans, don't blame the bimbo for your loss yesterday! Her boyfriend Romo already sucked ass the year before remember? You knew he was going to suck ass again this year!
49. Doc - January 14, 2008 2:09 PM
Im glad that Romo is taking the blame for the loss... he needs to learn an important lesson here... why are you taking vacations to Mexico DURING the playoffs? Would you ever see Joe Montana, Brett Favre, Tom Brady or Peyton Manning doing the same? Of course not... if Romo ever wants to be considered a great QB, he needs to stay focused during the season, even if he has a week off...
Of course you non-football fans have no idea what im talking about, so you can go back to your Britney news...
50. lucycharms - January 14, 2008 2:10 PM
The Stupid NY Giants are the reason Romo his Cowgirls lost. If getting straddled by Jessica Simpson or any hot lady for a weekend supposedly hurt a quarterback then Tom Brady should def step up & remind them that the boa constrictor grip that Gisele has on him hasn't hurt his game at all.
They're looosers!! The Giants will join them next week on that golf course for the rest of the year.
Go Birds in 2008!!!
51. jrz - January 14, 2008 2:11 PM
Whatever, they lost and that's all that really matters, isn't it?
52. yukadoozer - January 14, 2008 2:11 PM
blinded by the boobs.
53. D - January 14, 2008 2:12 PM
Couldn't it just be that the Cowboys lost because they suck?
54. Tits McCholo - January 14, 2008 2:15 PM
They would have won if anyone on the cowboys team could catch a goddamned football and run with it? jesus. It was like watching a junior varsity team out there last night. I was thoroughly disappointed. Eli is not the "lessor-manning" any longer.
55. TS - January 14, 2008 2:23 PM
Clearly she's been slacking in the gym again.
56. Chas - January 14, 2008 2:33 PM
GO SKINS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F THE COWGIRLS!!!!!!
HAHAHA T.O. Cried like a baby!
57. Bogdana - January 14, 2008 2:44 PM
the cowboys lost because ELi Manning is finally playing awesome-o.
58. lemonfresh - January 14, 2008 2:46 PM
jessica = yoko romo
59. Auto-Erotic-Asphixiation - January 14, 2008 3:06 PM
AHEM ..... SPEAKING OF CHOKING !!
My pretty certainly has a beautiful neck...all the better for her choker boyfriend
(and me of course)
60. Binky - January 14, 2008 3:13 PM
He fumbled his field goal placement last year,so I wouldn't blame Jess completely.
My sources are saying he told her he ran a pizza place biz and she's trying to replace her 'Pizza Hut' gig.
61. Romo -a disgrace - January 14, 2008 3:16 PM
Why did this playboy manwhore selfish pussy go on vacation with a playoff game on the horizon? Yeah I could see Peyton Manning doing something like that. The guy is a dumb jock and nothing more. All his fault as far as I am concerned. Don't cry little T.O. (faggot)/diva/bitch!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH haaaaa
62. Dar - January 14, 2008 3:17 PM
Thanks, Cowboys, for peaking in November instead of waiting for January! It was great seeing all your receivers drop Romo's passes too. Can't blame Romo or Jessica for that!
63. details, details - January 14, 2008 3:23 PM
"If getting straddled by Jessica Simpson" while YOU are on all fours. Key detail. That's why Romo couldn't move around well during the game.
64. Racer X - January 14, 2008 3:25 PM
HA HA!! Way to go pretty boy.
/Go Bears!
65. big teeth - January 14, 2008 3:29 PM
Seeing the look on Jerry Jones' face on the sidelines as the Cowboys lost was the best thing I've seen all season. They now have a coach who is 0-4 in the playoffs, and a QB who is 0-2.. don't worry Cowboys fans, there's always next year to choke and lose again! Haaahaaa fuck the loser Cowboys and their fucking douchebag fans..
66. Teya - January 14, 2008 3:38 PM
Their loss isn't because Jessica was watching the game. Maybe Tony couldn't concentrate and that affected it but you'd think his salary, and the risk of losing it, would help to keep his mind focussed on the game. Don't blame the chick if the guy is busy thinking with his little brain.
67. Bethany - January 14, 2008 3:50 PM
I think it is HILARIOUS that people blame Simpson, but obviously it wasn't she who made them lose, just shit luck and bad plays. And we can't entirely blame it all on Romo, as he's not the only one who is on the team, some of the receivers had butterfingers and couldn't make the catch.
68. Vince Lombardi - January 14, 2008 3:51 PM
Maybe I missed it.... what number was Jessica wearing when she caught 4 passes for 80 yards and two scores against the Cowboys? Because in the game I was watching, that looked a lot like Amani Toomer.
How utterly ridiculous. Dallas fans want to blame anything except the fact they got out-coached. With that much talent on Dallas, the Giants should have lost by 14 points. Shameful.
69. trainer - January 14, 2008 3:57 PM
When the report comes out that Romo was playing with an inflamed prostate, you'll know it's justified to blame Jessica Simpson.
70. kathy - January 14, 2008 3:58 PM
of course he couldn't play. he was too busy scratching away the crabs. it's nerve-racking worrying about taking off your jock strap and seeing your dead detached penis laying inside of it.
71. kathy - January 14, 2008 4:01 PM
of course he couldn't play. he was too busy scratching away the crabs. it's nerve-racking worrying about taking off your jock strap and seeing your dead detached penis laying inside of it.
72. kathy - January 14, 2008 4:04 PM
sorry for the double post. this site can be a bit retarded at times.
73. kathy - January 14, 2008 4:04 PM
sorry for the double post. this site can be a bit retarded at times.
74. kathy - January 14, 2008 4:04 PM
sorry for the double post. this site can be a bit retarded at times.
75. Rebecca - January 14, 2008 4:11 PM
If you're talking about the whole team losing, it should read "Cowboys' Loss," with the apostrophe after the "s." Only if you were talking about one individual Cowboy would the apostrophe come before the "s," but from the rest of the post it sounds like you mean the whole team. Just FYI...
76. nipolian - January 14, 2008 4:15 PM
If this is true and Jessica Simpson's presence at the game caused the Cowboys to lose........I hope for Eli's sake that there are no hot dudes at Lambeau Field next week.
77. bnstar333 - January 14, 2008 4:18 PM
I'm a cowboys fan and a huge j simpson fan as well... and tony romo didn't play as well as his pro bowl status suggests, however, crayton couldn't make any key passes that would've put the boys ahead. stop blaming her, it's getting ridiculous.
78. Bob Costas - January 14, 2008 4:27 PM
Tony's legs have been wobbly ever since Jessica first took off her pants and something fell down with an audible fleshy slap.
79. Biff Henderson - January 14, 2008 4:29 PM
If Romo can't come through when the game is on the line, I wonder if he comes through for Jessica when the orgasm is on the line?
80. Alex - January 14, 2008 4:38 PM
How pussy is that? Blaming a chick for a loss in football? Sewing, maybe, but football?
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
81. blondie - January 14, 2008 4:44 PM
JESSICA WAS IN NO WAY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE COWBOYS LOSS! THAT IS INSANE.. THE TEAM IS RESPONSIBLE & NO ONE ELSE PERIOD!!
82. gwen - January 14, 2008 5:02 PM
I am a Romo fan & Simpson fan. It is sad the Cowboys lost but Roma is young and will have many more opportunities to win. It is so lame to blame Jessica when the team lost not her!
83. The Beer Baron - January 14, 2008 5:29 PM
Couldn't have happened to a nice fella than Jerry Jones. Even though she is a retard, don't blame her for the loss. She didn't drop any passes or miss any tackles. Cowboy fans, just have a nice off season knowing two things:
1)You got beat by the "other Manning"
and
2)Now that Parcells is never coming back, your team is going back down the toilet.
84. shanana - January 14, 2008 5:57 PM
good god, it's only an effing football game. If this guy is so weak that a couple of days off does him in, he's not much to begin with.
Poor Jessica Simpson. If I had her money, I'd move to Vermont and start dating a cattle farmer or something and leave this insanity behind.
85. 1MILF Hunter - January 14, 2008 8:43 PM
#76 - those were her labia. Loose lips sink ships.
86. Mr Jism - January 14, 2008 9:09 PM
I want her to set that big ass on my throbbing cock
87. Mr. Grammar - January 14, 2008 9:42 PM
#75, you're not a U.S. citizen, are you? Americans are the only ones who don't understand their own grammar.
88. Jumpy - January 14, 2008 11:54 PM
The superbowl will always be there. Jessica Simpson will only look this good for a few more years.
89. Lucky - January 15, 2008 5:03 AM
Jessica is a hottie. I am big Jessica fan. Her profile was found on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
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91. rolo - January 17, 2008 7:24 PM
The Dallas defense did miss some crucial tackles, but both Romo & Crayton were not in playoff form at all! And Romo blew it off like he "has no regrets"... get off my team with that attitude. Who is this Jeckle & Hyde character?...great in the regular season then chokes in the post season. Stay in your house if you want to get away from people, not take a trip to Cabo idiot - it just reeks of immaturity & lack of focus. Will he ever seal the deal, or even win ONE playoff game? Can the Cowboys really risk a third year in a row? My bet is "no"... Romo simply doesn't want it bad enough.