Jan 15 2008Jennifer Garner shot down Tom Cruise

gross

love the dress!

OOH TOM YOU SO SHORT YOUR PENIS TOUCHES THE URINAL AND NOT BECAUSE ITS LONG BECAUSE IT AINT

She is my hero. Now if she could only get Katie Homes out there with that alien baby Suri..

She may not be very smart, but at least she's smart enough not to date the midget Tom!

FIRST you miserable cunts

Love her. Gorgeous, tall, in awesome shape, active, into her kid, nice person (seemingly)....what's not to love....?

@5 who is a miserable cunt? You weren't even second dip shit!!

Do you know what freedom is? It's being married to a rich husband who never wants to touch you.

She is gorgeous. I like her. seems saw her before on a celebrity and millioniare dating site like millionairefriends.com or something.

#6 - you are as lame as Tom Cruise!

What is wrong with Tom does he have some kind of glutten for emmasculation thing with wanting to date women taller than him, although there aren't many that are shorter. Maybe the tallies remind him of the men he wishes he was banging. This chick was a lways slightly butch so maybe that's why.

Anyfudge, here is a funny video of Tom recruiting for scientolgy.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20171789,00.html

isn't it funny how this big tell all biography is coming out and katie holmes is doing the talk show rounds talking about how Maigical being a Mom and being married to Tommy boy is.

I hate when an 8 marries a 3. Chin Affleck is such a douche.

I think the story is wrong though. Tom actually just wanted to have sex with Ben. He probably did since they both LTC.

That's hot - he tried the speech from Braveheart as a pickup line. I gotta try that one.

I used to love Jennifer Garner. Before she married Ben Aflak (he's gotta be pissed at Gilbert Gottfried!), started wearing tons of makeup on a naturally beautiful face, stopped taking care of her hair, and started wearing some kind of sundress with POCKETS! Jeezus, Jen.

It's not too late for you. You were the "it" girl and then you married a guy who's going to end up being known as "that dweeb in Daredevil" and "Casey Affleck's brother." You *know* celebrity marriages never work. Cut your losses now while you're still young and pretty, get yourself back on the market, and I'll scoop you up. I'm rich and famous. I'm also dead, but then, so is your career, so you know what that's like. Work with me.

I must say: Hilarious! Not only is Tom Cruise one incredibly strange, and, well just a weird little person, but his beloved wife, the mother of his 'beautiful' baby girl -- the woman he married -- was his sixth, or seventh choice!

I wonder how that must make lobotomized Katie Homes feel. I bet it feels just great. It feels good to be special.

What balls that guy has; Tommy's balls are filled with arrogance. 'Hey, you. Yeah, you. You know who I am? Yeah, that's right, I'm Tom Cruise. So what's up? You wanna marry me? I'm Tom Cruise. You wanna be my wife, my slave, believe in what I believe in? I'm Tom Cruise. You really (..) want to be set free? I know freedom. I'm Tom Cruise. I also know medicine, and the history of the Earth. I'm Tom Cruise. I'm a genius. You want to have a baby with me? We'll name her Suri. She'll be beaut.. No? No?! I'm Tom Cruise. You don't wanna marry me.. You'll burn in L. Ron's rectum for this.'

Xenu out! Thetans..

His next line was "I am a robot. I have a robot vagina."

Tom: Do you know what freedom is?
Jen: Yes.
Tom: Next beard applicant.
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Tom: Do you know what freedom is?
Katie: Umm, I'm not sure, I was on Dawson's Creek is all I know.
Tom: Let me explain. Freedom is something everyone wants, it is even in the U.S. national anthem. Freedom means being locked up in a basement and brainwashed to believe our bodies are inhabited by aliens. Everyone in America wants freedom.
Katie: Sure, I guess.

#13. Gerald_Tarrant Ben Affleck from such films as umm ... no no Leo Dicaprio was in that one and uhhh nope I'm drawing a blank but, anyway Matt Damon's best boyfriend and the guy who once starred in his fat ass girlfriend's music video gets a 3, are you serious?

In my books he gets at least a
negative 1,000,000. At least.

William Wallace knows what freedom is

#18 Gerald , LOL LOL LOL!!!

TCLTC

I know what freedom is. It's going "clear" on an E-meter, and being free of my life savings. Suck on that Thetans!

Creepy.

More Star Trek religious principles.

Good for her for recognizing bullshit when she hears it and dodging that bullet.

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Arrggg. Get out of my head.

You know, sometimes you feel that your hatred of some people is irrational. I thought maybe I hated Ben for no reason. Hell, I don't like Brad Pitt, but that is irrational, I have liked almost all of Brad's movies and enjoy his acting. Brad is also living here in New Orleans and helping to get this city rebuilt. So why don't I like him? No idea. Prototypical frat boy that I love to stomp? Maybe.

I went to IMDB and looked up Ben Affleck. Although I have liked some of the movies he has been in, I hate his acting. He sucked and was the big pile of crap in all of his films. Admittedly there may have been more than one shit piles in the film, but Ben has been a turd in everything. So my hatred of Ben is justified.

26 - You said it in one brother. Also, he put his whang into Jennifer Lopez so that in itself places him into the human trash can category. (shivvers in disgust)

I agree with #22.

Hey lad:

Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405

Black pumps and a sun dress?

She's looking cute, but gee, I don't know.. her fashion sense is all wrong.

Looks like he perfers burnettes.

She is one hot MILF. Wow, Affleck is a lucky dude. How he finally got smart and went from the loser JLo to this fine piece I will never know. Guess he finally got immune to the drugs JLo fed him. Heaven is between her wickets.

31 - do you mean "brunettes?" ..."the feminine diminutive of 'brun' meaning brown..."

(rolls eyes)

Anyone see Katie on Letterman last night?! She's adopted the same speech pattern and descriptive words as Tom....who LTC, by the way. It was very freaky to watch her.

And those choppy BANGS have got to go, sister! I realize that is the only BANGING you've gotten lately...but it looks as though Suri got hold of some teeny
scissors and went to town.

Suri cRUISe...way to get creative with letters.

31 - "perfers"

"Middle English preferren, from Anglo-French preferrer, from Latin praeferre to put before, prefer, from prae- + ferre to carry"

Are you making joke on Borat???

If it's true that when you have sex with a person...you are having sex with everyone that they have had sex with...I shudder to to follow the trail of Jennifer and Ben's partners! Jennifer and Ben, Ben and JLo, JLo and so many strange fuckers...hello, Marc (Gollum) and P. Diddy (who will put his dick into ANYTHING).....just, YIKES!

Although....Michael Vartan was a wise choice by Jennifer! Yummy!

I heard a while back that before he met Katie Holmes, he THOUGHT he had been given Kate Beckinsale's #. Katie must be so proud, "He picked me after trying to date 80 other celebs. I'm such a lucky girl."

I've been trying to post a video link for the last half hour. What is wrong with this site?

So Joker and Viper and the Russians couldn't shot Tommy girl down but this chick did? I'm impressed.

Wow, I can't imagine the beautiful spawn that Capt. Overbite and Skull-Face might have generated.

Do you know what freedom is?

Feeling
Raunchy
Englishmen
Ejaculate
Dickjuice
On
Me

TCLTC........

God I am so in love with her

good for her...but what's with the waxy face?

Sofia Vergara ?!?!? Hmmmm..... Maybe he's NOT crazy!!

I think brave heart knows that freedom hehehehehe.

Where did her tits go?
Is that Mr. Ed's daughter?

#41 - Stallion, I bow to your anagramedness...

C-R-E-E-P--O--R-A-M-A............. btw, @ #41 that's hot Italian Stallion...

I would just like everybodys attention for one moment please because I have a major announcement to make:

I JIMBO AM AN ASS HOLE DRIPPING WITH SHIT

I remember also reading that he went after Kate Bosworth, but she was with Orlando Bloom at the time and not interested. Reading that he was after Kate Beckinsale too is just weird. Does he have a thing for girls called "Kate"? Wow.

50 - I'll go one better. Bosworth and Beckinsdale....Two admittedly anorexic chicks.

TC needs to realize that not every girl had a crush on him growing up. Him and his tombstone teeth.

looks gorgeous and classy and not trashy. Thank God she rebuffed Midget Thetans advances or she'd have that vacant glazed look.

He's such an idiot. He finally bagged the chick who said she wanted to marry him when she was 16. Why would any intelligent woman want to marry someone they've only seen in a movie? Katie is a robot.

Add Scarlett Johannson to the list of starlets that supposedly shot him down.

Goose is gonna be pissed

HAhaaaaaaaa

ok, I can just picture Katie looking through Tom's stuff one day and coming across the list that had all the other names before her and they're all crossed out and then her name is circled...classic.

Oh that Tom.... he is so glib isn't he?

wow, what a beautiful girl

That is seriously creepy. SERIOUSLY.

What do you mean he "tried" to date Penelope Cruise? They dated for three years exclusively.

What do you mean he "tried" to date Penelope Cruise? They dated for three years exclusively.

He also tried hooking up with Scarlett Johanssen when he was making Missions Impossible 3. She was going to play his girlfriend in it, and she went to his house and he had all these Scientologist freaks over there and he was all like, "It's fun! It costs a shitload of money and your dignity, but it's fun!" And then she bowed out due to "scheduling conflicts." That doesn't neccessarily mean he was trying to do her, but come on, it's Scarlett Johanssen, who wouldn't? Then again, it is Tom Cruise we're talking about, and Scarlett's definitely more feminine than Katie, which I imagine would turn Tom off a little.

Wow, she looks exactly like jennifer love hewitt...before she got fat.

Even Jester couldn't do that.

This has to be seen to be believed. Tom Cruise in a scientology recruit video.

http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress

LIVE FREE OR DIE!

KILL TOM AND LIVE HAPPY!

How can Tom father a baby when he is "shooting blanks"...oh...yea...artificial insemination of Ron L. Hubbard’s 50 year old ball-goo with a turkey baster!

Should have said you were a "communist" Katie...!!!

i don't think she is beautiful, but many friends from seekamillionaire.com said she is good. for god sake i don't know the reason, but i think they are reasonable for i know they are picky. you know it is a site where rich women can seek young cute men and men can find extramarital affairs....and they are beautiful and charming...

this sounds so fictitous. i mean, come on! who would know about the supposed phone message anyways?? especially this morton guy? lame.

she looks pretty there =] she usually looks...plain.

wow, she actually looks good in this pic!

I shit into Tom Cruise's mouth...true story...he is a scat muncher.

Hey jane:

Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405

"Jennifer Garner stepped on Tom Cruise"

Pretty funny write up. Of course, she married Ben Affleck, so...

Funny comment's, too. Where does the magic come from? Where does it go?

@31 - Just not Olivia Burnettes, cuz he can almost look her in the eye:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0122466/bio

Does anyone know how to find out who made this dress?