Jan 8 2008Jamie Lynn Spears’ show gets rating boost

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She is also a troublesome girl. I like her sister, she is really stunning.. I am expecting her new music video. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site 'Meet Rich,com'? I heard of this around some famous gossip sites.

YAY return of the spammers, thank you &3

However I will not visit your site, sorry.

She's working on her GED? For fucks sake. Im pretty sure you only have to be alive to pass that test. She's an idiot just like her sister and her demise will be just as hilarious.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Just to complete the white trash pregnant teen look, she has her GED study guide tucked under her arm. Priceless, really. HAHAHAHAHA.

She wants to go to LSU but she's wearing an Ole Miss sweatshirt?! Blasphemous!

Ah thank it wuld be nass to make lernin at LSU...shurr iz easy to spale!

The huge ads for Juno looking all fat and depressed all over the site only make this post funnier....

isn't she just 16, why is she studying for a GED? how about just finishing high school?

If I am reborn, I want to be a boy down in Louisiana or somewhere. The girls can't keep their legs together! What fun it must be.

"Dang! Once I get my GED I can go to LSU cuz it would be FUN!"
I'm not sure what LSU entrance requirements are, but I sure hope they are too high to allow this kid in.

I wonder if she'll get a Baretta at her babyshower?

Knocked up at 16 with dreams of getting a GED someday..........I don't think it gets any more trailer park than that.

good one #13 - ha!

Probably still in the 10th grade. She's stoopit. Zoey 101 caint hold a candle to the other Southern gal, Hannah Montana. Hannah can the play git-tar.

Do you think Lynn or Britney can spell LSU?

@12: none of the public Louisiana schools are all that picky - everyone I know from around there tells me if you have any brains you go to school OUT of the state. It's a decent school, but they'd probably accept someone with a GED and SATs around 1100 or so if they had reasonable circumstances (like a child).

13 - baretta? do you meen the gun Beretta?

Do you think Jamie Lynn or Britney can spell LSU?

With the creative porno names I think Jamie's next starring role will be...

Gooey 101

It'll be a 101 man bukkake. Show that on Nickelodeon. Yeah.

# 18, you think Jamie Lynn could get an 1100 on her SATs? Possibly if that half a brain that Britney seems to be missing floated around Lynn's uterus for a few years and went to her. But her actions make it seem unlikely she has any more brains than her sister. She definitely doesn't have any more sense.

#19,

I think #13 means all four seasons of the Robert Blake TV series "Baretta", rescued from the $5 movie bin at Wal-Mart when Momma Spears was X-mas shopping.

19-

They're both killers.

What'll the silly little whore do next?!?!? Stay tuned!

Jamie-Lynn's looking out for the well-being of her baby fetus. She's going back to school to get her GED; let's face it, she was a drop-out. Always with the partying, Jam-Jam has to make decisions for two now.

See, Jamie's an unwed pregnant teenager who, under normal circumstances, would have to spend nine months at the asylum - because she's a used-up-cunt freak by society's standards - and this explains her educational ferver.

I say: good for you, Jamie-Lynn. You show the world that you have the guts. Show 'em that you can get that GED! You're nobody's loser. Are you?

Christians..

If ratings were indeed up, that's just sad. I was hoping and assuming that most people would ignore the season finale. High ratings won't give Nickelodeon much incentive to do the right thing and cancel the show. Actually, that should have been done immediately. But Hollywood isn't much for doing the right thing just because it is the right thing. There has to be something in it for them and that would, of course, be money. I would also have hoped that the sponsors would decline to support this show. My daughter won't even watch the promos for Zoey 101 anymore, let alone the actual program. She either turns the channel or the TV off altogether when they come on. I wish this girl well, and more importantly, I wish the baby well. But this is a kids' show. It needs to go!

Hey hook:

Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

Nickelodeon should greenlight "Juno: The Series". The network is getting to that point already.

23 - (embarrassed) I used to watch Baretta. I was young, sue me.

Also, her holding the book is the same as Lindsay Lohan holding a copy of Machiavelli, or Britney into (sorry, I can't write it with a straight face) Kabbala and the Torah.

It's nice to hear this cluess bayou harlot could care less about what she wants to learn when (if) she goes to college, but rather it will just be "fun". That's behaving like a mom to be. If Jamie still can't decide, I'm sure she can major in "general studies" like most of the Tigers football team (congrats by the way). That leaves plenty of time for partying and baby neglection. Alternatively she could pursue her B.S. in Cosmetology.

To whoever has been writing The Superficial the past few weeks: You are awesome.

I wonder if she'll let her mostache grow in now?

She's going to grow up and be a beacon of light for all to see just like her crack whore sister.

G.E.D. Good Enough Diploma.

Too bad for all the LSU horndogs. It's always a prizeworthy to poke a Nickelodeon or Disney slut, especially if they're still underage. But she'll be going there after having her kid, with all her stretch marks and torn-up pussy and deflated boobs. Even the LSU tards must know they'll have to pretend to enjoy sex with something like that when they're middle-aged, but when you're young? No fuckin way.

!viva america! Teh richest unwed pregnant teen mother-to-be in the world (last i checked, anyways)! And she's a role model to kids! It doesn't get any finer coming outta Louisiana, folks! come and join me folks, as i give the cheer! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!...

24 - VERY GOOOOOD!

LSYou!

#37 Look at how your post went up. It looks like on the last line you were spelling out sausage: S-A! U-S-A!.G-E! YAY! SAUSAGE!!

What irony - wearing an Ole Miss shirt while carrying a GED study guide. If you're interested in college, you should be interested enough in the education that prepares you for it. Stay in school.

you dont need a ged to go to college. i've been enrolled at a college for years now and i still dont have mine. i'm gettin it next month :)

Hey Spears, LSU just called. I couldn't hear what they were saying through all the laughter.

#42

you are a moron. are you from Louisianna too?

LSU is where all the drunk, pregnant, whores go. She should take off that Ole Miss sweat shirt and burn it. They would never accept her low class, trailer park, white trash ass in the Grove. Forget it whore, LSU is exactly where you should go!!!

GED?

Why is this girl being put on a pedestal just because she stated she won't kill her baby..

and

she lied about her "long term" boyfriend?

I guess people celebrate liars as long as they can do it convincingly. This girl isn't special at all. If anything, her parents should be condemned and she should be looked down on. Priviledged people cannot be excused for not having common sense.

Just give her a break. Just because she is a part of the Spears' family doesn't mean that she'll follow her older sister's footsteps. ( that did not prove my point) We should probably encourage her on getting a GED. Some of you can't even spell right and yet you want to disencourage her. She should get a GED and she should get enrolled in that college once she's done with high school.

47.. "Disencourage" is not a word.

She should instead try to raise her kid right and quit worrying about fun. Fun is over for her if you expect her to be a decent person and mother.

Your post is just so laughable that I'm going to chalk it up to sarcasm. That makes sense at least.

Dat thar sure is a purty shiny new book you carryin' thar Ms. Spears. Dat'll keep the screen door from swingin' open weee-doggies.

31 - show some respect. you don't have to bad mouth Cosmetology majors in order to make fun of this teenage slut. hell, at least the cosmetology majors get jobs when they graduate.

46, 48 .. "Priviledged" is not a word either!

I'll just chalk it up to your GED

I don't think that's an "Ole Miss" sweatshirt. I think it says "Remiss", as in "Jaime was remiss when it came to birth control". It's from "Word-a-day clothing line for teenage whores", now selling at Walmarts everywhere.

Hey fuck you jamie lynn spears..im about to graduate from LSU and now my diploma wont mean shit

Hey fuck you jamie lynn spears..im about to graduate from LSU and now my diploma wont mean shit

Hey fuck you jamie lynn spears..im about to graduate from LSU and now my diploma wont mean shit

@50, good point. I shouldn't rag on cosmetologists. A Bachelor of Science with a Cosmotology emphasis just sounded funny to me. As for 53-55 it appears your degree doesn't mean shit now. Just hit the button once college boy.

Hey, just b/c this trash wants to go to LSU doesn't reflect on our school. Some great people graduated from LSU like Shaquille O’Neal (went back and got his degree) reknowed orthopedic surgeon Dr. James Andrews, former vice president Hubert Humphrey and politico James Carville. AND ME!

#20 - not even if you spotted them the L and the U.

That young girl's got GERD? she needs Nexium...it's a little purple pill.

Is that a big old Bible she has there? Perhaps it is a copy of Statutory Rape For Dummies?

Rick #36 - I have no stretch marks, my pussy is just fine and my tits are quite spectacular - I also have two kids. Not all women blow out into fat fucks and destroy their bodies while having children baby. For shame.

51 .. someone has their panties in a bunch. Its ok, nobody is looking, pull that wad out.

There is a difference between spelling errors and entire words not being words. It is cute that you're focusing on me, but perhaps you might want to focus instead on Nickelodeon selling our children products like a 16 yr old pregnant girl who is getting kudos for not aborting her baby, ya think? Had I a child of the age to watch that station, I would not choose to let them watch it to learn about teen pregnancy and the glorification of 16 yr old famous people getting honor badges for choosing to not abort their baby.. something that many 16 yr olds do every day but never get praised for it. Somewhere along the way, this girl has been put on a pedestal for being a liar and sexually active, yet she is now a christian banner for abortion. It is wrong.

Unless you'd rather belittle me with the GED talk.. if so, have fun with it!

51 - a bit overly sensitive today, aren't we? that time of the month.

so, you can make comments about other's spelling and grammar, but you can't handle it when someone does it right back at you.

as far as the tv show... I have 2 kids (ages 12 and 14) and they watch her show (Zoey 101) on Nick, and I didn't make them stop watching it just because of the pregnancy. In fact, the show has nothing to do with pregnancy, so you’re not even making sense.

However, I did ask my kids if they had heard the news about the actress, and they said that they had. So I sat down and explained that nobody named Spears is a role model, and that what these people do is stupid. And I’m against abortion, but that’s my own personal feelings, and I wouldn’t push it on anyone, and I certainly don’t appreciate lumping anti-abortion people together with the Spears idiots.

She probably couldn't spell LSU if you gave her the L and the U

62.. I think you meant 61?

What there made you think I couldn't handle it? The fact that I commented on something? Can you not handle this article about Jamie, since you are commenting on it? Come on, pull out your thinking cap. This is the internet, there is no need to take personal offense to anything.

It is good that you talk to your kids. Lots of parents don't take the time to explain the difference between tv and real life, which is sad. But Nickelodeon was/is considering doing an episode or special about teen pregnancy.. did you hear?

My point about the abortion thing is that most 16 yr olds would be condemned for getting pregnant even if abortion wasn't mentioned and they had the child and kept it. But, Jamie announced "I'm pregnant, and I'm not going to abort it" and all of a sudden she's being hailed as some wonderful person. Well, lots of people never consider abortion when they get pregnant, so why is she special and a role model now for declaring she won't abort her baby? Its almost as though her declaration that she isn't going to abort has taken away from the real issue.. that she is 16 and pregnant, and living with her long-term boyfriend (long term = 1.5 months in this case) with the blessing of her parents.

#18, you should probably just STFU cause you sound like an idiot who doesn't know what they are running their flabby mouth about.

there are entrance REQUIREMENTS you can look them up and find them less you're just as stoopid as jamie lynn here who thinks she should do it cause "it would be fun" ya have fun failing, failure.

http://www.lsu.edu/paurec/freshman.shtml

/sorry, but i hate "i heard from a friend down there that... (stereotypes r real, ya'll!)

she can go to COMMUNITY COLLEGE but that's about it.

or, she can go to a college with OPEN admission status.

LSU, not so much.

being from Louisiana, i was able to figure this out with pure logic and life experience.. what are most of you speaking from? does it leak stinky air and make funny sounds sometimes?

lawl

hey #53, 54, and 55..

somehow, i think that degree won't mean shit for you, either.

dang, brit must be freakin proud of her little sis..... full grown retard at 16

wow

good news, she is an intelligent girl, and she has uploaded a paper at http://pinkmingle.com to share her feelings about her study and life..

She wants to come to LSU. Do we get first right of refusal?

Jade (46, 48, 61, oh hell, you know your numbers)

let's recap:
In post 48 you pointed out another posters spelling/grammar issues.

But you had your own spelling error in post 46.

I pointed it out (no different than what you did).

In post 61 you accuse me of having my “panties in a bunch”. You seemed rather offended that someone would dare to point out your errors, even though you feel free to do it to others.

I pointed this out in post 62, (and here I must apologize for the confusion I have caused – I am both “jaded”, “sluts rule”, and several other names, I change them at will while posting, and it defaults to the last name I used, even if from a different thread), and I guess the first paragraph of your post 64 was due to the confusion I caused.

Now, on to the Nick teenage pregnancy special. I think it’s a good idea. Don’t know how old you are, or even if you were in America at the time, so you might not know this, but ABC used to air their “family after school specials” in the 70’s. These one hour specials would deal with all different topics, possibly including teen pregnancy (it’s been a long time, so I don’t remember them all). Those specials were a good idea, because it gave parents an opportunity to have discussions with their children about issues that they (the children) might face. This is exactly what Nick is looking into doing. It will not be a “Jaime Spears” special. It probably won’t even mention her by name. And for parents who have difficulty discussing sex with the children (my parents never had the “birds and bees” talk with me), it will give them an opportunity to open a dialouge, and at the same time (hopefully) have most of the questions already answered by the experts on the show (even if it set as a fictional story, like the old ABC specials, there should at least be scenes where the teens discuss things with doctors, family planning people, their parents, whoever).

So, stop bad mouthing Nick. It’s not like they but the sperm into Spears. And as far as the season finale that they just aired, there are probably contractual issues to consider as well as “just filling the time slot”. As to the upcoming season – it completed filming before Spears got pregnant. So, even if they air it, it won’t have anything to due with teen pregnancy – she won’t be pregnant on the show, and it won’t discuss the real-life Spears, since it was written and filmed before any of this happened.

Finally, you seem to be the person claiming Spears is a role model. I haven't heard that anywhere else.

Her ratings went up because all the teeny bopper boys who couldn't wack off to little miss virgin can now do so as she's proven to be a slut like her sis.

72 - actually the ratings went up because of all the dads who heard about the slut and decided to watch so we, I mean they, could whack off.

If you want to go to LSU take off that Ole Miss hoodie NOW. Gross. Or, greauxss.

She's getting her GED? I thought she had graduated high school already-considering she is a genius in a family of supergeniuses

wow, she needs to be working on a GED
not like shes ever going to get her job back at nickelodeon
she looks rough with out that makeup
and shes also looking kinda chunky in the xxl hoodie shes trying to rock.....
omg wait i forgot shes a pregnant whore
ha lol
and in OK! magazine she goes "I met him at church when I was 14"
ha he just wanted to get some
but i do admit, at least if your gonna get pregnant at 16, get pregnant by a hot abercrombie model
i feel bad for her baby

66, yes she can go to community college. but than transfer & her degree with be from whatever school that will be. duh. that's what i did and ended up paying 1/2 as much money as the suckers who were at my school from the beginning

Im praying for you who am I to judge I did things in my life Im not proud of those who never sin cast the first stone that means nobody is perfect we all make mistakes one way or another we need to learn to forgive. Im proud of you getting your ged and trying to get back on the right track. Dont let nothing get you down hold your head up high. and know God that is with you.And know theres someone in this world is praying for you. And if nick support you like they say and really mean it they will return your show another season. you work so hard to be a sucess. and give you and the cast your jobs back. Im praying for you and your show and I know the Lord will do just that he is able to all things.

Im praying for you who am I to judge I did things in my life Im not proud of those who never sin cast the first stone that means nobody is perfect we all make mistakes one way or another we need to learn to forgive. Im proud of you getting your ged and trying to get back on the right track. Dont let nothing get you down hold your head up high. and know God that is with you.And know theres someone in this world is praying for you. And if nick support you like they say and really mean it they will return your show another season. you work so hard to be a sucess. and give you and the cast your jobs back. Im praying for you and your show and I know the Lord will do just that he is able to all things.