Jan 23 2008Jack Nicholson asked to autograph Joker photo

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Jack warned him?

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That was completely tactless! Everybody knows that the worst part of Heath's death is that his last performance will fall way short of Nicholson's.

What the fuck is that.........thing..............behind him....on the left? It looks like a goat and Dave Foley had a baby.

yeah, I am pretty sure that he damn near went insane playing the joker....well, I suppose more insane than what he already was. Method actors are like that. They seriously become what it is they are playing. Pretty sure that's what that was, just a warning that if he was going to play the part, he was gonna go nuts, and it was damn near gonna tear him apart. It's sad though. Heath Ledger was damn awesome, and so far looks to be an amazing joker...

Well? Did he sign it? Did he roll it up and shove it up someone's ass? Did he flail his arms about and stomp his feet?

I don't understand this post. Maybe the guy handing Nicholson the photo was a fan of the way Jack portrayed the joker.

I mean if it had been a picture of Heath Ledger as the joker, it would have been in poor taste. What-the fuck is the big deal?

Dick has no taste and he wouldn't be offended by anything.

Jack warned Heath about his heroin addiction. It's not what he died from, obviously, but it's what made Michelle Williams give him the boot, to protect their daughter. In all the frantic Heath-corpse fellatio following his "tragic" death, his well-known problems and weaknesses are being white-washed to create a nice neat Hollywood tearjerker (vs. real world: he was already a deadbeat dad, what exactly was the loss for the daughter?).

Who are those retards in the background they are terrifying

JRZ-

That's security. He says, "Stay baaaaaaa-ck!"

old fart I hate you

Jack RoX. Also, behold Britney's next boyfriend, in the back.

#5... OMFG! YES! Bang-on, bud. Exactly what I was thinking, but you put it so much more... succinctly.

Nicholson's portrayal of the Joker was good, but I wouldn't say Ledger's will fall way short. Even though they're the same character, they're completely different visions, and Leger's looks to be amazingly psychotic thus far, while Nicholson's was just campy... and Nicholson-y.

One of those people in the background is Amy Winehouse, sent from 2 years in the future.

9 = idiot.

@8 dick does too have taste.. Oh, that's not what you meant..

speaking of dick, can we have some pictures of Harrison Ford?

retards in the background - this is my brother Daryl, and this is my other brother Daryl.

Freaky people in the background? Nope, they're just britts.

Hahaha commish..

Heath Ledger = 1/1000000000000th of Jack, as an actor.

Jack = 1/0 * any other actor : >

Heath!

Heeeeeeeeeeaaaaaatttttthhhh!

Why? WHY? Why did you leave us? WHY?

#23

Because, you suck.

Who ARE those trolls behind him in the first pic?!? Jack's hanging out with the cast of The Hills Have Eyes.

Gotta admit, even though it's shitty what happened to Heath, it's pretty damn funny that someone's handing him a Joker pic to sign. That's like handing Nicole Brown-Simpson's parent's a box of Ginsu knives to sign.

Jared Leto.

That's who could pull of the douche-ness. I don't care if he has nothing to do with anything, if there's a douche list, he goes on it.

I hate both of these fag-it cowboys.

forget that. who are those two hobbits behind him?

#17 - read the new story, retard.

#27 - I guess they don't teach spelling in bigot schools in Ariona.

Poor kid - had everything and blew it away... so much more tragic than those stupid Afghan orphans..... Awwwwww! I think I need to do something profound... like take a piss.

@29- I'm calling you an idiot because of this: what exactly was the loss for the daughter?).

I read the story.... and your comment is tasteless and fucking stupid..

@27- hmmm, let me guess... you're baptist.

Orlando Bloom

#32 - keep your finger in that dike, as the sordid details of his life continue to emerge. And what the hell, keep your finger in that dyke also, your preference is none of my business.

Never mind all whats going on. Look at those two creeps in the background!

Who the f*ck carries that around?

Actually, I think Ledger's Joker will be much better than Jack's. And of course I don't mean that he's a better actor but the direction in this film looks so much better.

It's like with the much maligned George Clooney. Could he have made a good Batman? Of course. Look at Dusk till Dawn, he was a bad ass. But fucking Joel Shumacker and the script made it impossible to salvage that piece of shit. \

But Ledger's Joker looks like someone who if you saw in a dark alley, you'd shit yourself, unlike Jack's, who was just being Jack. Which is cool, because that's what they were going for.

I don't know if "Dark Knight" will be good or not. It all depends on how dark and method-y the movie is, overall. I mean, it's a fucking cartoon. If they really geeked out and lost their heads and any sense of perspective while filming, it'll turn out to be interesting only to hardcore fans. To everybody else it'll seem over-acted and at times unintentionally humorous. Watching somebody portray a nervous breakdown can be compelling, like in A Beautiful Mind, but watching somebody in clown makeup portraying a nervous breakdown - in a cartoon movie - would be awkward to watch. I hope they kept some humor in it, but at this point, you really have to wonder.

Are those Jack's kids? They are mutants.

Who gives a fuck? This story doesn't have anything to do with Heath Ledger.

The photo is of Jack playing The Joker...so sign it, already.

Know what I hate about JN? Aside from everything, it's the fact that he just had to toss in "I warned him," showing to whoever'll listen that he's still being the "I know everything, no one can do more drugs than me" and "I'm fucking jack nicholson." Screw that one song having, one character being motherfucker.

#5...I don't think i've laughed that hard in a fucking long time.

10, 25, 28, and 35 need to read the previous comments before they post. #5 already pointed that out, and 16, 18, and 19 already replied to it. I hate when people post shit like it's novel when it's already been discussed ad nauseum.

In other news, some dude got stuck in his car for 96hrs and survived by eating rotting beaver meat. NOTHING beats that headline. "Man Eats Rotting Beaver"

So did he sign the Joker photo? Pure brilliance!

21, Jack always plays Jack. That's what he's hired to do. Heath played different characters, that's what he was hired to do. Apples and oranges. You can't really compare the two. Doesn't mean one was better than the other, just that they were different.

Who's Killing the Fag-Actors.

Heath Ledger is found dead of an apparent drug overdose in the bedroom of an apartment in New York City, a week after Brad Renfro is found dead of an apparent drug overdose in the bedroom of his apartment in Los Angeles. Both young actors gained acclaim for roles in controversial gay-themed films-- Ledger in the Academy Award-nominated Brokeback Mountain, and Renfro in Apt Pupil, Bryan Singer's Nazi movie that led to lawsuits by underage male extras who claimed they were forced into nudity. Sadly, They Die in Threes, so we await the next Marilyn Monroe-Anna Nicole style death of a young, talented male actor.

Isn't Jack Nicholson warning you off drugs a bit like Michael Jackson warning you off skin bleach and child molestation ?

# 30 -

Yes, they do teach spelling here in ARIZONA - you jerk - you're the one that can't spell the State, and I bet you can't find us on the map, either. Go throw up on yourself - PUCK HEAD.

Everybody always says "Jack just plays Jack." Watch his early movies or some of the ones that weren't big budget or big box office. He's given plenty of performances that aren't "Jack" but audiences turn out in the greatest numbers for his "Jack" performances, so that's what directors and producers want and what audiences remember. Before he was 30 he gave more great performances - with plenty of variety - than most actors give in a career. Then he settled into his mealticket performances, but once in awhile (example: "About Schmidt") he really tries. You can throw out all the "Jack" performances and still have stuff that beats anything Ledger did, hands down.

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G, I couldn't agree more with you. I think all Fag Actors and Actors that portray Fags should DIE!!!!

The writer of this blog reems out other celebrity junkies relentlessly, then tries to be some kind of moral compass regarding the supposed douchebaggery of jack nicholson making an off-the-cuff remark to some pap about another stupid spent-out junkie?

You undermine any microscopic thread of any editorial credibility.

Heath was just another white trash asshole who wanted to die. You only write about him because he won lotto. There's tons of actors much more creatively productive that Heath, but aren't famous. You don't give a shit about any of them. Just the sad famous faces that help feed your face.

Quit being the manifest of the shallow stupid whores you claim to despise by venerating some white trash asshole, at the expense of nicholson no less.

Heath was a white trash asshole WAY before he ever stuck a needle in his veins or a coke straw up his nose.

Posts like this is why Perez Hilton owns you every single day.

While your at it, why not sit down in a corner for a few weeks and re-examine who/what you've turned into yourself since you started this pathetic blog.

Fish left off douches who wearing large black button earrings and have a unibrow like the douche in the back of the photo.

Arizona Cowgirl,

Fuck off you ignorant twat.

Looks like the Devil and 2 little demons behind him!
one in the blue hat - sign the picture, you are still the Joker!
the retard on the left - mmm... humanssss....mmmmm.

I love cowgirls!!! Especially from Arizona!

Keith Richards warned him too

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jrz,

I bet you are one of those gay guys that bought a straw cowboy hat and wore it around after watching Brockbeck Mountain (whatever). Gee, that movie didn't do really well, did it, and I don't even think it played in Arizona.

Just so you know, most people and species are not gay! This means that if you want to be gay, go ahead and do it, but leave the rest of us alone that don't want to watch you try to make us think that gay behavior is normal and heterosexual sex is not. You sick little Mother.

wow, you people read about this shit and actually care?
this is whats wrong with america today . you mother fuckers wouldn't be able to read past page 80 in a book about your own life.

@57- http://www.livescience.com/animals/061116_homosexual_animals.html

Apparently, you are not well read. Not that that was a hard conclusion to come to.

Way to spread hate while making yourself look absolutely retarded.

#5- i am STILL laughing. amazing, amazing comment. so true. hahahahaha.

53 and 59. Good job. Shut this ignorant idiot the hell up!!

Go COWGIRL!!!!!!

@50 and @57

Are you serious? Please tell me they don't actually come like you anymore. I hope you realize how stupid you sound. But you probably don't. Sad that there are people like you.

# 59 -

You really are a sick troll, not only will I not go to that stupid site, but why do you know about this kind of stuff? Think about it?

#38- I forget where I read it, but I heard that Ledger's Joker is going to have that dark, twisted humor like the Joker in Arkham Asylum (if you've read it). I'm not even sure Nicholson and Ledger's Jokers are really comparable because the styles of the films seem fairly different (granted, all of this is speculation). While I really liked Nicholson's portrayal, I'm hoping Ledger's won't be as... not exactly campy, but along those lines. I'll probably end up loving both of them, I don't know why it has to be one or the other.

AZ Cowgirl- the point of Brokeback Mt. was more to encourage acceptance, which you obviously lack. The movie didn't make any statements about how "heterosexual sex is not [normal]" and no one forced you to watch the movie, so you can't really complain about wanting to be left alone if you're subjecting yourself to material you personally find offensive.

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Look out folks, cross burning and gay bashing is alive in this one!

Whatcha wanna bet AZ Cowpoke has a set of rubber testicles dangling from the bumper of her big ass pickup? Maybe a window sticker with a kid pissing on a Chevy emblem or a Dale Earnhardt vanity plate?

jesus, people still troll around here under other people's names? How fucking retarded is that? All you have to do is make up a name, you don't have to steal someone elses.

#69 amen (see #4)

The point of ButtfuckMountain is to shove this faggot-loving liberal tolerance up our ASSESS. Its bullshit!! Make a documentary!
No one wants to see a bunch of fags jerking each other off, its called porn! But because its gay its accepted? Even mainstream.
Next you fags will be molesting little kids and calling it art. Like the queer theorists the california professors who teach that bizarre sex is normal and heterosexuals are abnormal.

71. I hope you don't reproduce. Spreading this hate and intolerance is completely unexceptable.

"Next you fags will be molesting little kids and calling it art"

Really? I almost didn't even respond because it's obvious in your post how pathetically stupid you are.

#71 what's wrong with gay porn?

#71- I realize arguing with you is pointless, but I have to ask why you make a distinction between "bizarre sex" and "heterosexuals"? One is an act and the other is a sexual orientation. Are you saying that heterosexuals can't engage in "bizarre sex", whatever that may be (unless you mean to say that bizarre sex is actually homosexual sex).

Also, Brokeback Mt. never showed anything explicitly homosexual, unless you include kisses (most of their actions were obscured and implied). You don't seem to be picketing mainstream movies with heterosexual sex scenes as pornographic, even though much more is shown.

I warned you about the cigarettes Jack. You look awful.

57 - actually, tons of species do engage in homosexual activities. Hell, even crawfish like a little mollusk dick-on-dick action.

#9 You are an idiot. There have been NO reports saying he was a deadbeat dad, so don't go spreading lies and slander.

The guy in the background at left looks very familiar.

22 thanks hash. Nicholson is BOOOORING!!!!!!!!

66 - nice comeback (seriously).

Finally photo proof of why Jack is a badass. He doesn't have an angel and demon on his shoulders like the rest of us fucks. Nope, he's got two demons. Rock on old man.

Demon 1: Beat the shit out of that autograph seeking asshole
Demon 2: Fuck yeah, what he said!

This is hands down. The greatest photo. Ever taken. EVER.

That shit is priceless. The look of his face. Oh my god. I don't even need to see anything else the rest of the day.

ok....i must comment to #32. i read this site daily and your comments always crack me up, seriously. i just want to say that not ALL Baptists are bad. for example, i am a Baptist in a very liberal way in Virginia (i think we are still considered the south, but i could care less). my two best friends are lesbians and i pretty much got to the gay bars with them every weekend. i am very open minded and love everyone. just the way God intended it. it's not my place to judge what anyone does with his or her own life. the crazy Baptists are the Independents and the Southerns. they think gays are going to hell and all that jazz, women can't wear pants - only skirts - and they shouldn't work, etc. i just don't want to be lumped in a category with judgemental hypocrites and the like.

so everyone, please remember - not all Baptists are nut jobs :)

I still can't get over this one. This is so fucking awesome and I want this picture really bad!!! Why can't I copy it?? I want to blow it up and put it on the wall.

Is the dude behind Jack in the first picture like the ugliest human alive? Or is it just me.... no... pretty sure I'm right on this one. Ugliest.

(jrz # 5) That comment was HILARIOUS! Thank you for the laugh.

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

what is up with that walking unibrow behind him? yikes

BTW, did you ever posted your profile to a celebrity and millioniare dating site called BillionaireCupid.com? I just saw your profile yesterday on that site.

Hey Iowa Girl,
Where you been?
You other people write too much. It's getting to the point that I can't even keep up with these hundreds of posts. As Jack would say, "It's starting to piss Uncle Jack Off." Maybe I should quit waiting for Fish to hire me as a smart ass wise ass and get a real job.

fuck off #88

#5's comment=HA-lirious (deliberately misspelled) I agree with #14, 42, 60, 82 & 86 .... a goat... hahahahaHAHA LOL

#82- Totally agree...the dude who asked for that autograrph made himself an instant legend. Jack looks like he wants to rip the guy's throat out!

#45- I think apples are WAY nicer than oranges. So there.

Holy crap, your ex really WAS douche! Clooney FFS?!?!

And yes, that guy really in the background really looks like a goat.

Too bad for Heath Ledger, he didn't even make the premier :(

The guy in the back with the headphones in has a serious uni-brow. sick.

the guy to the back & left is Any Winehouse's older brother.

surely his genetics tip off that fact.

the guy to the back & left is Amy Winehouse's older brother.

surely his genetics tip off that fact.

Best. Picture. Ever.

The strange fuckers behind Jack are his entourage, they're zombies ..dead heroin addicts resurrected to protect Jack from the Paps. If the Paps get out of hand the zombies just waltz up and bite a chunk out of them...works good...proof? ever heard Jack complain about the Paps...nope.

Jack Nicholson is soo bad ass but his entourage, especially that goat guy, are the funniest things I've ever seen. Hahaha

65- GC, Heath's joker is going to be a very dark crazy-ass Joker, much like from the comics. However, a buddy of mine who's doing post on the film told me that the Joker isn't the main focus of the film. He said he comes and goes throughout the entire film, but the main focus is on Harvey Dent.

But yeah this Joker and Jack's are like night and day.

#56-'Keith Richards warned him too''...that made me laugh out loud-hilarious.

Arizona cowgirl do you by any chance have a mullet? Let me guess, it's been a year since you've seen JR, father of baby#2, but your new husband/boyfriend is a real good daddy to little Tulsa, so it's ok. You drive a truck (for sure) and you've Never Been ANYWHERE. ANYWHERE. (Except your shitty little town with trailer parks scattered all lover, Walmart as the Hot place to be and no culture, art or diversity.)
Hell I grew up in Southern California and I'm blonde (Butofcourse :) and I knew more than you do right now when I was 5. Wait, make that 4.

Oh wow a bunch of morons can sit in a forum and talk about how they are glad Heath Ledger is dead because he played a fictional character. I hope your church burns down just like those other religious dipshits who won't leave Heath's family alone. Stupid people everywhere it never ends.

Jack Nicholson was probably drunk or something. I wouldn't take anything he said to heart. Oh yeah and the asshole who gave Nicholsan that picture to sign right after giving Jack the bad news should just go jump off a bridge now. This site is home to the scum of the earth.

Method acting? does the mean he took it up the bud for bareback mountain?
I'm just saying..
it's really sad but he was an addict and looked depressed lately. I don't think he "died for his art".

Wow! I guess England is a small island. After centuries of inbreeding those two freaks in the background are the direct result. I wonder what bridge in London those two trolls are in charge of.

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Damn, English people are UGLY!!!!!!!!! Is that Smeegle on the left? Seriously, what bridge did these people come out from under... London Bridge, duh!

106- Hate to tell you this, but London Bridge can now be found in Arizona.

@101

Don't go knocking on Arizona just because cowgirl is from here dick-bag. Otherwise, you're know better than her. Fucking hypocrites.

I would assume that a blonde from SoCAL would know that AZ has some of the wealthiest zip codes in America and not everyone drives a truck. That is if you get ANYWHERE yourself you'd see that. Sedona is an Art capital of the west and being next to Mexico creates much diversity and culture. Get your facts right before you post your nonsense, otherwise you bring nothing to the comments section except lame jibberish fueled by a passion to be a wannabe.

Yet if I was to start assuming about your lifestyle based on your posts the same way you do about others, I've got to assume this lifestyle you speak of is very specific and full of imagery. It sounds like you know this lifestyle all too well.

Jack Nicholson is a big dummy head NERD!

Holy shit. Jack Nicholson is actually the most attractive person in this picture. How insanely wrong.

Also, I can tell you all right now the exact cause of Heath Ledger's death. Too much sand in his vagina. He was SOOO disturbed by playing the Joker because he was such a mean nasty man that he got all depressed and couldn't sleep at night so he indiscriminately took a shitload of various pills (in the middle of the day, I might add) and died ass naked at the foot of his bed. What a man. If he couldn't handle fiction, how the hell was he supposed to cope with real life?

@110 - Yeah. What an unfortunate looking group of bystanders. Photogenically challenged, every one.

@102, 111 - I sometimes wonder why gluttonous, boasting turds like John Hagee like to rail on homosexuals so much, but I never hear them discuss verses like these:

(Allegedly said by Jesus, who never seems to personally mention homos in the canonized bible)
Mark 10:11
He answered, "Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery against her.
Mark 10:12
And if she divorces her husband and marries another man, she commits adultery."
Luke 16:18
"Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery, and the man who marries a divorced woman commits adultery.

John Hagee is on his second wife {WTF!? How'd he get one to start with!?} Maybe he only likes the parts of the Bible that serve his personal interests.

"these two people who loved each other couldn't be together!" I doubted the Gyllenhall characters sincerity. He seemed too oppurtunistic.

"then why don't you wait for your maker to deal with them?" cuz nothing would ever happen, hah! Wait for a deity to act, wait forever...they don't exist.

Oh, ADULTERY is actually in the Ten Commandments (specifically mentioned in the ten commandments, unlike homosexuality), in case none of the holier-than-thou parrots actually read the Bible before.

Ugh. I just come here to goof off.

It's not necessary to hate gays, AZcow - they suck dick just like you, only much better...and take it up the ass, just like you, only much farther...and without all the tears and cussin'.---so don't be jealous...and BTW - you should move that gun rack up a little higher in the pickup so you don't keep banging yr stupid fuckin' head on it when you give yr brother head in the front seat.