Jan 28 2008Hayden Panettiere saves the whales (But not Jennifer Love Hewitt)
Hayden Panettiere, my favorite activist midget, spoke for almost two hours about saving sea life at Dupont Circle in Washington D.C. She didn’t use any notes and picketed traffic with other activists, according to the Washington Post:
"I get that rush and feeling of really making a difference rather than just lending my face to something," she told us. "I'd rather people pay attention to me doing this than shopping at Fred Segal." No fear of a Fonda-like backlash? "We're saving magnificent animals. I don't think anyone objects to that. I don't trust people who don't love animals."
That reminds me, I saw Hayden’s boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia shoot a whale with a machine gun the other day. Yeah, seriously. Then he ate some non-dolphin-safe tuna and, uh, kicked a crab. Right in the claw. True story. As for me, I freaking love animals. Just yesterday I rescued a unicorn from the pound then rode down the beach helping baby seals find their mothers. Afterwards, to demonstrate my love of the sea, I made out with a mermaid. Or a manatee with a wig. Either way, I'll never go back to land-dwelling women again.
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Reader Comments
1. p0nk - January 28, 2008 3:10 PM
save the whales, harpoon a cheerleader.
2. Jimbo - January 28, 2008 3:10 PM
FIRST you worthless cunts
3. Jimbo - January 28, 2008 3:14 PM
@3 You are the only worthless cunt here troll..
Shouldn't Hayden be more concerned about saving midgets??
4. Hayden - January 28, 2008 3:17 PM
BE pretentious.
B-E pretentious.
5. Rat - January 28, 2008 3:18 PM
Eat The Whales!
6. Rufus - January 28, 2008 3:19 PM
Disease
7. Jell-0 shot - January 28, 2008 3:20 PM
Save Britney, the sperm whale.
8. Jimbo - January 28, 2008 3:21 PM
Hey FRIST - you're short and bottom heavy just like Hayden! Except in her case it looks good.
9. kitty_kat - January 28, 2008 3:22 PM
Attention whore.
10. my comment - January 28, 2008 3:22 PM
Does the brainless midget think her UGGS boots came from the UGGS tree?
11. Guy - January 28, 2008 3:27 PM
Hahaha...
The other protesters are looking her like they are thinking, "Excuse me, wtf are you doing?"
12. BunnyButt - January 28, 2008 3:28 PM
"No fear of a Fonda-like backlash?"
The collective IQ of the Washington Post must've slipped a bit if they're equating Hayden and her bit of animal rights activity with Hanoi Jane ...
13. Guy - January 28, 2008 3:30 PM
"We're saving magnificent animals. I don't think anyone objects to that. "
How about the people who hunt whales?
14. JustBuzzed - January 28, 2008 3:30 PM
Way to pick the most needy group in the world... and hold a sign for them. She should do playboy and donate the million dollars to the whales so they can get off welfare. This will also benefit me.
http://theunsoberlife.com
15. Jimbo - January 28, 2008 3:32 PM
@3 You are the only worthless cunt here troll..
Shouldn't Hayden be more concerned about saving midgets??
16. Umm .. - January 28, 2008 3:32 PM
So, she's very concerned with the whales - great!
But, she's wearing Ugg boots, which essentially are a sheep that has been killed and turned inside out.
Does this seem rather hypocritical to anyone else??
17. Hayden, call me - January 28, 2008 4:18 PM
Clearly she's hungry for the BIG cocks.
18. Lookingoutforthelittleones - January 28, 2008 4:20 PM
Superficial man, I think you're just great. My understanding is that you will not resort to any type of slur, racial or otherwise. That's why I think you should know that the term "midget" is actually extremely offensive, and is pretty much the short-person equivalent of the N-word. The preferred generic term is "little person." Don't know if you care, but I thought you should know.
19. JLH - January 28, 2008 4:21 PM
You know, a lot of those whales are a size 2, but naturalists always take invasive pictures from bad angles.
20. gotmilk? - January 28, 2008 4:22 PM
save the whales & then i'll get into my porsche cayenne while i'm wearing my sheep skin boots!
animal rights? give me a break!
yes #16, but the sad part is that she didn't give it one thought when she got dressed that morning.
21. RichPort - January 28, 2008 4:23 PM
Sperm whales?
22. lipper - January 28, 2008 4:25 PM
GOD help us from the overly sensitive freaks who come to a site where its obviously MADE for slamming everyone and their grandma's panties. I mean seriously, go talk to someone who gives a shit.
SAVE THE MIDGETS!!
Boo hoo hoo, don't make fun of little people.. my god that's what makes life worth living. Haven't you ever heard that song.."short people got no reason to LIVE!!!"
Love it and I'm playing JUST for you #18.
23. florencefosterjenkins - January 28, 2008 4:26 PM
What the fuck have UGG boots got to do with anything? Sheep are hardly endangered animals. Umm by name, umm by nature...
24. Someone - January 28, 2008 4:30 PM
Boycott Japanese products like Kingdom Hearts?
25. D. Richards (Hands.) - January 28, 2008 4:31 PM
What a foolish dwarf.
'Let's save the whales! They're magnificent! But let's forget about the homeless. Who cares if people starve?! Whales are dying! Who really cares if some cultures hunt whales as a way to keep in contact with their ancestral roots. They're murderers! Murderers, I say!'
Sure there should be laws against killing any animal; but in context. We can't allow animals to be killed off by over-fishing and over-hunting. You should however, mind your own fucking business when it comes to what other cultures do, and have done historically. Hayden is a self rightheous little gnome who cares more about the way something makes her feel, rather than the way things should be.
And isn't there more important things in the world other than saving the fucking whales -- Homelessness, fighting our corrupt government, keeping out of superfluous world affairs?
26. PunkA - January 28, 2008 4:32 PM
She needs to fear the fact that her ass is rapidly running into her legs. Just sliding that way. and cankles. Forget whales. Save Hayden from the impending baby fat revolution.
27. Cap'n Pickles - January 28, 2008 4:34 PM
16 and 20. Give Hayden a break. Girl probably barely got out of high school. Since when have hollywood celebs been expected to think before they dress or speak in public. Jeesh. Next thing you know she'll be expected to, like, READ and walk at the same time, or something. Chew gum too? MY GOD. Do you want that poor girls head to explode?
28. fucktard - January 28, 2008 4:40 PM
23, are you too dense to see the hypocrisy? she's blabbering on about how much she loves all animals, yet she's wearing some on her fucking feet. it has nothing to do with how endangered they are or aren't.
29. gotmilk? - January 28, 2008 4:49 PM
sorry Pickles, if she's going to go out and not just "lend her face to a cause" she better know what the fuck she's doing when she opens her fat face. it doesn't require a high IQ to see the hypocrisy when she talks about how she doesn't trust people who don't love animals. yeah she loves animals all right, nice and skinned to keep her tootsies warm!
30. Simon Scowl - January 28, 2008 5:25 PM
Yep, she's wearing Uggs, and the leather handbags she sells are also made of animals that don't count.
31. herbiefrog - January 28, 2008 5:25 PM
...and you can buy some of her clothes [perverts]
http://panettierecloset.com/
...you already missed the panties : ))
32. Oscar the grouch - January 28, 2008 5:27 PM
Totally #1! cheerleaders suck dick!
33. Christina - January 28, 2008 5:36 PM
Oh please, this little midget is just trying to keep herself relevant. She wants to be the next Angelina Jolie, but she doesn't shit about politics or internal affairs, and I bet she can't even spell U.N. What's the easiest, most non-controversial issue she can pick up? Save the fucking whales. It's been done already and she knows that it'll get supported. She may as well wear a sweatshirt that says save the fluffy bunny rabbits and rainbows because all the girl is trying to do is build her reputation as some do-gooder. I am so sick of these mindless celebrities who think if they attach their name to something that we are all going to buy it. We already know you're all self-absorbed, shit-for-brains, pretentious pricks. No amount of "Saving the Whales" or "Save Darfur" commercials (when those idiots' pea-sized brains couldn't even begin to process the issue of genocide on Darfur) is going to change that. Hey, I went trick-or-treating for UNICEF when I was a kid, where's my award? Useless famous people.
34. Christina - January 28, 2008 5:36 PM
Oh please, this little midget is just trying to keep herself relevant. She wants to be the next Angelina Jolie, but she doesn't shit about politics or internal affairs, and I bet she can't even spell U.N. What's the easiest, most non-controversial issue she can pick up? Save the fucking whales. It's been done already and she knows that it'll get supported. She may as well wear a sweatshirt that says save the fluffy bunny rabbits and rainbows because all the girl is trying to do is build her reputation as some do-gooder. I am so sick of these mindless celebrities who think if they attach their name to something that we are all going to buy it. We already know you're all self-absorbed, shit-for-brains, pretentious pricks. No amount of "Saving the Whales" or "Save Darfur" commercials (when those idiots' pea-sized brains couldn't even begin to process the issue of genocide on Darfur) is going to change that. Hey, I went trick-or-treating for UNICEF when I was a kid, where's my award? Useless famous people.
P.S. Nice fUGGS, dumbass.
35. ixxy - January 28, 2008 5:37 PM
What the hell has a whale ever done for you except rot and close the beach down? Fuck the whales, let's eat them!
36. herbiefrog - January 28, 2008 5:39 PM
nice double post dumbass : )
37. Chauncey Gardner - January 28, 2008 5:41 PM
I'd like to cover her in whale oil and ravish her small frame on a great big pile of rabbit pelts.
38. PB&J - January 28, 2008 5:49 PM
Nuke gay whales for Jesus.
39. Jimbo - January 28, 2008 5:59 PM
I love her. She's so tiny I bet she'd think my cock was big. If I could only get an asian guy to date her first, I'd really be in business.
40. Buffy - January 28, 2008 6:01 PM
#34 - Who pissed on your cornflakes this morning bitchie-poo? To say that ALL celebrities are essentially retarded and do nothing for these causes is mindless bullshit. George Clooney has done more for the country of Darfur than anyone else I know. Do you know of any stats to dispute that? Being a celebrity brings attention to the causes, and then more people donate. You should be angry at the fuckwad celebs (ie Sean Penn and Susan Sarandon) who won't stop spouting their political bullshit than at these good-hearted souls who are trying to make a difference. And I GUARANTEE George Clooney has more brains in his DICK than you do in your entire body.
41. Simon Scowl - January 28, 2008 6:10 PM
The country of Darfur, huh?
42. BishOP - January 28, 2008 6:10 PM
Not to say that saving animals doesn't have it's place but isn't there more worthy causes to support with their celebrity? I don't know maybe something that effects actual people? Last I checked, humans are the dominant species on the planet, not whales. Humans write checks, run business. Whales=zippo
There needs to be a balance with preservation and not the extremist agenda that PETA pushes. PETA cares more about animals than it does people.
43. BunnyButt - January 28, 2008 6:13 PM
#16, yes, just like the antifur/animal rights activists I've seen wearing down jackets and leather boots/shoes. Save minks and foxes, but go ahead and kill geese and cattle. We have too many of those around anyway ... and, besides, they taste good.
44. BunnyButt - January 28, 2008 6:15 PM
#40, I demand you prove your point by sending George to my house to demonstrate (repeatedly) that he has more brains in his dick than in my entire body. I just LOVE science!
45. herbiefrog - January 28, 2008 6:21 PM
so simon scowl...
...you think you know the difference
between
...regions and countries ?
...participants and observers ?
...observers and parasitic pedants ?
...and you think that your knowledge is correct?
...and that that difference makes a difference
...to interracine genocide ?
get a life
46. Adnan - January 28, 2008 6:27 PM
Other than the fact that her head is right at dick-sucking level, why the fuck do we care about this cow?
47. I want the last three minutes of my life back - January 28, 2008 6:36 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... nobody cares.
48. Auntie Kryst - January 28, 2008 6:36 PM
Don't you think if the lil' midget actually gave a damn she'd be up at Embassy row in front of the Japanese embassy with her act? PS #4, that was funny!
49. Sauron - January 28, 2008 6:43 PM
Hayden Panettiere is very controversial in this.It's bad to call fat people ' whales'.But on the other hand it's good to save them from to much picking on.Because they're just like ordinary people with kids to take care of and so on.She's a pretty wise little thing.
50. Simon Scowl - January 28, 2008 6:50 PM
#45: Relax, sweetie, it was just a question.
51. MindRiot - January 28, 2008 7:03 PM
Clooney is a fucktard, you fucktard.
Drives his eco friendly green car to his private Jet. Gimme a break.
52. Lowlands - January 28, 2008 7:10 PM
Good deeds and good works.I'm familiar doing them all days as well.We can shake hands.
53. Prairie Critter - January 29, 2008 12:09 AM
She's right in saying that we'd rather see and respond to her raising awareness on topics of societal contention, rather than on other mindless "celebrities are just like us!" activities....OR IS SHE???
54. MickATR - January 29, 2008 3:33 AM
Picket for human rights.... people who love animals more than people creep me out.
55. she kills sheeps - January 29, 2008 8:11 AM
But apparently she doesn't mind killing sheeps and make some stupid boots for herself.
56. want meds - January 29, 2008 8:57 AM
um, can we not see a difference between domesticated animals specifically raised as food and wild animals, particularly ones who are on the endangered lists? as far as human rights--we've definitely demonstrated our "right" to fuck up this planet for all those other, unworthy species, so I think it's fair to say that the natural world isn't out to deprive us of our "human rights"
57. Rob - January 29, 2008 12:06 PM
..they taste best with a buffalo wing dipping sauce. Little people don't taste good, you have to look for the midgets.
58. Rob - January 29, 2008 12:37 PM
Screw the whales, PETA (People for the Eating of Tasty Animals) blows hard. get a life, people are starving and cold. Eat midgets instead, they're all over the place.
59. duh - January 29, 2008 12:42 PM
hahaha i love all the complete morons who are pointing out her boots.
do you people have no basic logic? are you completely retarded?
1) give me an example of an endangered sheep
2) you all have no leather accessories, no animal products, nothing tested on animals, and no meat or meat products, right?
3) when was the last time you read a scientific paper on the oh-so-important research they're doing on these whales?
jeez, you need to at least let your brains have a few basic thoughts before you start typing.
60. duh - January 29, 2008 12:43 PM
hahaha i love all the complete morons who are pointing out her boots.
do you people have no basic logic? are you completely retarded?
1) give me an example of an endangered sheep
2) you all have no leather accessories, no animal products, nothing tested on animals, and no meat or meat products, right?
3) when was the last time you read a scientific paper on the oh-so-important research they're doing on these whales?
jeez, you need to at least let your brains have a few basic thoughts before you start typing.
61. Rob - January 29, 2008 1:38 PM
At least we know how to only post once...friggin idiot.
62. Steve - January 29, 2008 1:44 PM
The European mouflon lamb, a rare breed of sheep found on Sardinia, Corsica and Cyprus. Not that I give to Sh*ts since i wouldn't mind eating a baby seal but you asked...duh
63. Hugh Jorgan - January 29, 2008 3:03 PM
Actually whales now prefer to be called "Plus-Sized Mammals of the Sea".
64. reply to duh - January 29, 2008 3:03 PM
yeah i was gonna mention the boots because some fucking idiot said ugg boots are a sheep turned inside out...uh they are shaved for their wool to be used in products such as ugg boots. do you not own any wool products? are you aware that sheep are not killed when they are shaved? you can care about endangered species and also be a meat eater...shocking, i know.
hayden is a member of greenpeace, and with our members' support we've managed to save over 100 whales from being killed for "scientific research" which essentially means they let the dead whales rot or put the unused meat into dog food.
GO GREENPEACE!
65. Simon Scowl - January 29, 2008 3:08 PM
You certainly are representative of your cause, "duh." Don't ever stop.
66. rob - January 29, 2008 4:05 PM
Greenpeace are a bunch of fucking idiots that need to get jobs...Hopefully their boats sink and the whales...er sorry, plus-sized mammals eat them. If God intended us to eat anything other than meat he would not of made meat taste so good. Especially endangered meat..mmmmmmm.
67. g.o.d. - January 29, 2008 5:39 PM
#66 rob
When trying to present an intelligent argument, don't ever bring religion or any of this 'god' bullshit into the discussion.
68. uh - January 29, 2008 7:10 PM
#66 rob
do you have any idea how much money people in greenpeace make a year? for a non-profit they treat their employees pretty well. and still make sure that over 90% of membership donations go to campaigns and really important issues like saving the whales (since there are only a few hundred of them left).
i mentioned nothing about telling people to not eat meat - i eat meat. but i don't eat endangered meat.
the people on the boats who are a lot braver than you and i (i.e. jumping on a whales back right before it gets harpooned) and they don't care about the money. they do things like that because idiots like you don't care.
you are a moron.
69. Rob is illiterate - January 29, 2008 7:18 PM
I believe you meant "would not HAVE" made meat taste so good.
70. megan - January 29, 2008 7:24 PM
rob, are you seriously that dense? humans have evolved into omnivores, yes, but that's irrelevant. we don't have fins and the ability to swim super fast so we can hunt whales naturally. people do it to make money. greenpeace (as well as other environmental organizations) is trying to get whalers to stop killing them because they are endangered. you don't hear people talking about how tasty white rhinos are, or how delicious a bald eagle would taste with some mashed potatoes on the side because "god designed me to eat them".
holy shit i can't believe how dumb you are.
71. Mr Semprini - January 29, 2008 9:01 PM
Save the whales but shoot them seals!
72. rob - January 30, 2008 9:00 AM
you people are soooooooo easy to upset. Idiots. BTW I light my house with endangered whale blubber and baby seal fins....i'd rather be warm and me than cold and you frigin idiots..ha ha ha..screw people, save the whales!! ha ha
73. kidzooo - January 30, 2008 6:25 PM
#64 Uggs are made out of sheep SKIN. idiots.
74. Dina - January 30, 2008 8:45 PM
73, THANK YOU. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT. they use the wool AND the skin.
75. Steve - January 31, 2008 6:59 AM
common sense has never been an animal rights persons strong point. Perhaps they should focus on human rights.
76. xvx - February 2, 2008 5:04 PM
Hypocritical, it makes a lot of animal rights activists and vegans look like assholes when she claims to have his lifestyle yet wears Uggs and promotes the dooney & bourke bag with her name, which is made of patent leather.
77. Shockwave says its logical - February 6, 2008 3:16 PM
I like her, she's just a kid really, and we all say stupid shit at her age. Hayden should be required to wear a cheerleader outfit at all times, because I say so.
What I recommend, is that Ali Larter makes Hayden her bitch and "disciplines" her very firmly. Its something we'd all like to see.
78. nemo - March 3, 2008 2:08 PM
people are idiots...
79. hayden panettiere - March 21, 2008 6:39 PM
i am very concerned about the whales and dolphins so all of you willing to help me in all of this is great and to all of you who aren't it's a very big problem (and geez i know i'm short do you have to rub it in)
80. gerard Vandenberg - April 24, 2008 11:28 AM
DON'T FORGET TO "SAVE" YOURSELF FIRST, when needed!!