Jan 24 2008Eddie Murphy wanted to bring his mom on honeymoon

Murphy ceased being funny after he left Saturday Night Live.

LOSER...what?...her feet and penis were'nt big enough???...

In other news, Mary Kate Olsen has decided to attend Nursing School.

Hmmmm... what AM I going to make for supper tonight?...

ahhhhhhhh those crazy African Ameri...well just Africans.

I went on all of my baby's first dates. I enjoyed listening to the girls when they took deep breaths and tried to "be brave".

I 'spose that anyone who plays such a myriad of multiple personalities in movies (mmmmm...alliteration anyone?) has to have some sort of imbalance. Doesn't change the fact that Eddie (Bev. Hills Cop & Golden Child Eddie) is damn funny. Point being: who cares?

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The guy is a comedian you dumb asses, obviously you can't take anything he says seriously.

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Eddie was going to miss his momma's welfare burgers while he was away.

Eddie Murphy hasn't been funny since the mid 90. He just radiates douchy-ness.

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Now, Eddie Murphy is a sausage swallower smoker.

How Oedipal.......

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Probably thinks mom's a better fuck and wanted to have some fun on his honeymoon...

#6 Happy Thursday.

I smoke cocks. So does Zanna and pinky, I hear.

#12, try mid 80's!!! I used to have a cassette tape of him doing stand up. It was fracking hilarious!!! Then all ceased to be funny when I unfortunately had to endure (My GirlWant's To) Party All The Time every shit-stinking day on the radio..

Pre-op trannies are so hard to come by nowadays. The market is declining.... damn economic bullshit.

I bet you do, you dirty whore.

"Delirious" was the funniest thing he ever did, IMHO.

@ #19

Oke I agree with you. The last thing I ever enjoyed With Eddie Murphy was Coming to America. Up to a little google search a few seconds ago I thought the movie was from the nineties, but it was actually from 1988. His stand-up act back in the day was indeed 'fracking' (watch BSG much?) hilarious. Nowadays I just can't stand the guy.

he just needed a booster seat to have sex standing up and thought the heels would be bit much, you know, for their first time.

What people don't realize about Eddie Murphy is that when he refers to his 'mom', he's talking about his tranny girlfriend 'Scott'.

He does not leave home without big Scott.

Tracey Edmonds simply couldn't handle not being Eddie's first, and only transexual.

Agreed. Coming to America was great. What is BSG? I got Fracking from a show called FireFly. Awesome show.

CREEPY

@ # 26

BSG = battlestar galactica. I'm still pissed they cancelled Firefly after only a handful of episodes. That show was hilarious.

we were so surprised he is such a ahole
stupid stupid guy whats his problem

stupid cunt

Goddam, is there a mega celebrity out there who isn't a complete nutjob? I guess the ones who DON'T show up on The Superficial.

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want my mother at my wedding, let alone my honeymoon.

maRia1864, go stick your fucking head in an oven. i agree that eddie murphy hasn't been funny since the late 80s-early 90s. he's a total asshole now. the thing that turned me from him was when he knocked up scary spice (black spice?) and refused it was his until he had DNA done when he knew it was his. i hope some cement corner of a 30-story rise falls and smashes his head in some freak accident. ass.

Mother in laws,it seems the nightmare for the ladies as well.I love them,i like to eat them for breakfast.

Many times mother in laws love me.Sometimes so much that i had to knock them off me.

That's hilarious!! I shouldn't have been eating when i read this entry...

If you had 6 kids you'd cease to be funny and be an asshole too....I miss Billy Ray.

wow, she is kind. Her mom would like go with them. They are so happy. I want to be like with them. I want to have my soulmate in my heart. But now I am single, I am looking for my lover on plussingle.com. Come true.

Jessica, Maggie wants you to go meet her at Pinkisthenewblog.com

Eddie Murphy is a huge, self absorbed dickhead who loves to dress like a woman. He is a transvestite. DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Not gay, just weird. He picks up SHE-MALES in the middle of the night to "help" them. Help them what? Eddie helps HIMSELF ONLY.
Did anyone notice how he reacted when he did NOT win the Oscar he did NOT deserve that he was SURE HE WOULD GET for that stupid "Dreamgirls"? HE LEFT. Shows a ton of class. Right before the Oscars, he was laughing and joking around with the MUMMY (aka Barbara Walters) as if he had already WON it.
Poor loser.
And the great "LIVE FROM NEW YORK" that is tremendous, all about the history of Saturday Night Live, the ONLY ONE who would not comment was.......tah dah...EDDIE MURPHY.
And that's the show that gave him his break.
What a bonehead he is. And he WAS SO FUNNY. Just, NOT NOW. Pardon me if I have offended any of you who watched "NORBIT" and loved it. I didn't see it, but then again, I have a brain......................

Eddie Murphy is a huge, self absorbed dickhead who loves to dress like a woman. He is a transvestite. DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Not gay, just weird. He picks up SHE-MALES in the middle of the night to "help" them. Help them what? Eddie helps HIMSELF ONLY.
Did anyone notice how he reacted when he did NOT win the Oscar he did NOT deserve that he was SURE HE WOULD GET for that stupid "Dreamgirls"? HE LEFT. Shows a ton of class. Right before the Oscars, he was laughing and joking around with the MUMMY (aka Barbara Walters) as if he had already WON it.
Poor loser.
And the great "LIVE FROM NEW YORK" that is tremendous, all about the history of Saturday Night Live, the ONLY ONE who would not comment was.......tah dah...EDDIE MURPHY.
And that's the show that gave him his break.
What a bonehead he is. And he WAS SO FUNNY. Just, NOT NOW. Pardon me if I have offended any of you who watched "NORBIT" and loved it. I didn't see it, but then again, I have a brain......................

he's a rimby/ET-looking character

THAT WAS PRETTY STUPID ED!!

Yeah, right she has her own money! PLEASE! She has HALF of Kenneth "Babyface" Edmond's money! NO worries though. I'm sure she'll attach herself to another celebrity soon enough. She is pretty too, but why is her nose too small? Too much surgery?

Eddie Murphy is a total jackass who loves transexuals, and is a cross dresser, I mean, WHO DOES NOT KNOW THAT?
Picking up transexual (pre-operative) hookers in the middle of the night because he "felt sorry for them?"
What's he doing out in that part of town at four in the morning? "Just out for a drive?" Don't think so, since he is SO private and lives in a gated mansion with such a HUGE posse.
They guy HATES women. Yes, he has sex with them, and then the women have his kids. Means nothing. His last wife, who is beautiful, had to sign a HUGE PRE-NUP and agree never to tell what she knew, so when they divorced, he paid a lot of money.
She deserved it.
Anyone read the book "Live From New York", about Saturday Night Live? It was a great book, and the ONLY performer who refused to be interviewed or quoted in the book was....TAH DAH, EDDIE MURPHY.
That show gave him his start, and that's how he acts.
Yeah, he's done some funny stuff; (no one saw "Bowfinger" with Steve Martin, but Eddie was in it, and it was FUNNY). But it was mostly a Steve Martin thing..........
Oh! And when he DID NOT win the Oscar he DID NOT deserve for that crappy "Dreamgirls"? What's he do, right after it's announced someone else won? HE WALKS OUT OF THE CEREMONY.
Class act, right? Nope. He's an enornous DOUCHE who sold his story about hsi "marriage" to PEOPLE magazine, and the magazine has it on the cover, and then we all find out the damn thing wasn't legal and meant nothing. Way to go, Buckwheat.

Eddie Murphy stopped being funny after doing stand-up shows.

all negro women look like transvestites unless they have white in them.

"master - January 28, 2008 9:23 AM

all negro women look like transvestites unless they have white in them."

I bet that you look like a transvestite no matter what, you racist prick.

wow