Jan 17 2008Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds split after two weeks

hahahaa

that was SO not expected

Did he dump her after he found out she wasn't packing twigs and berries?

ohh First btw :D

ohh i was FIRST!!

Aww... How romantic, I suspect they even spoke in their native tongue of their island whilst performing sacrifices of goats.

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I have no fucking pity. Woman he divorced his wife of over a decade and then knocked up Scary Spice denied it and became another deadbeat daddy even though he's a fuckling multi millionaire and your thought he'sd change for YOU the woman who could keep Babyface Edmons happy?

I can't stand women who don't learn their lesson. Like Christie Brinkley when she got cheated on by husband number 4 , I mean come the fuck on did you not learn a thing from your last THREE marriages?

These fucking celebretards have turned the desrtuction of marriage into a sick art form. Buncha fucking dumbass losers and you can bet your balls and pussies that the fact that they have way more money than anyone deserves has a fucking lot to do with why they are so butt ass miserable and will die never knowing what real love and a truly happy relationship feels like.
KARMA BITCHES> K-A-R-M-A!

Fuck the article--this 'peggysue' chick sounds fucking hot!!!

Yeah, she probably didn't want to strap it on and fuck him in his faggot ass. I give him credit, though--the man don't age. I guess swallowing all that trannie semen keeps him young.

TCLTC,
You got that right.......

Nice dress.

Yeah, she probably didn't want to strap it on and fuck him in his faggot ass. I give him credit, though--the man don't age. I guess swallowing all that trannie semen keeps him young.

Hey TT, How are you doing?

I guess Tracey's brains are bigger than her boobs

"Half! I want half Eddie!" Oh hell no. Good for Eddie, keep the marriage off the books. He's keeping an eye to the future and on his money.

He looks like a gay Neanderthal.

So, who cares about Pluto Nash? Isn't he still doing children movies and taking it up the ass?

Johnny Gill must be crying tears of happiness in his lace pillow as we speak... Eh-Deee is a gay as a rainbow flag...

And what's with his beard's Posh like tits?

EMLTC....

Eddie Murphy looks like he's doing large amounts of narcotics. His skin's so blotchy. And what happened to him artistically? He was responsible for Coming To America -- which is one of the best movies of all time -- now, fucking Norbit.. Damn.

And 'Donkey' is not cool. I hate to be the one to point that out, but he's not. Donkey is a black caricature. A bad black impersonation. Strange.

P.S. In the world of black, A Tracey Edmonds is considered a trophy wife. I bet her labia looks like chunky roast beef. Dark, and pink. Dark, and pink.

P.S.S. And you know she has a purple asshole too. Eeuww!

This isn't news .... this is typical Hollywierd. The list of celebs that do this is a mile long. He's got the milk ...the trick now, is not to let the Ca$h Cow ruin him by making his private life public. The world doesn't need to know Eddie Murphy wears baby-doll panties under his slacks

This is just so sad. Well, at least they did everything they could and really tried to make it work. If it doesn't work in 14 days, what hope is there?

Doing fine Jimbo................

Hoffa,
Doesn't everyone wear pretty babydoll panties under their slacks????
It takes a real man to wear pretty panties.

BOB (bend-over-boyfriend) Tee Hee
Or "pegging"??

lol @17

nice dress, bitch.

one word:BORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

she is too hot for that idiot

Well, everyone knows, you can't have a successfull marriage without Scientology in your heart..

WWTCD?

9. You're right...he doesn't age... crazy

24. You're right. This is boring. Who cares. They wanna be freinds. Great. We all need friends....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

He found out she wasn't a tranny.

Just like Donkey said, "Celebrity marriages: they never last"

The funniest part is that he's mostly known for kids & family movies now. In that respect (a black guy known for doing well in a family-oriented role), you have to admire his acting ability.

Hmmm, that is a cool looking dress.

What do you think TT?

Yeah, the dress rocks..

Yes SV, I love the dress and hope she's wearing pretty panties under it.

Oh snap, I just read your comment on the dress, TT (#10) I need to read the comments before I post so I don't look like a repetitive douche. (whoops, too late!)

BTW what does TCLTC mean?

shes damn fine, and she finally came to her senses

Tom Cruise Loves The Cock....

What the fuck? Nice commitment. Why does this only happen in Hollywood? You dont see normal folks throwing in the towel after 2 weeks. How do you marry someone then determine in 14 days that it was a mistake? Do you homework ass clowns.

TCLTC=
Tom Cruise loves the .... (another name for rooster)

#33. Really? Shocking that you would mention 'pretty panties' in EVERY comment you leave. And when I say shocking, I obviously mean ridiculously predictable.

38 - COCK a doodle doo

I admire the way these fine African American folks are showing courage by defying empty societal conventions. They are in no way acting their color.

30--what? I'm not gonna think about that one too hard.

why does everyone think eddie murphy is gay? this is one I really don't see. I mean...other than the tranny he picked up. hmmm. i'll have to go watch all of his movies/standup now

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/I hate what he did to Mel B.
//Loser

just because I take it up the ass, does that make me gay?

Okay, and maybe it's a technicality, but my top is my brother, so technically, I'm not gay, right?

BTW, Shallow ValLTC, too....(Ohhhh, yeahhhhh!)

It's very easy to imagine Eddie sucking a cock, with that mouth.

#26. What would Tom Cruise Do?!?!? That's funny.

A guy picking up a tranny "by accident" doesn't make him gay, even though he obviously did it on purpose. Every man has curiosity about what it'd be like to be with another man. That makes some of them ashamed and then very angry, hence all the gay-bashing. But some are less defensive and have fewer hangups and are willing to at least have one experience before saying it'd never be what they like. A tranny is perfect for that. That's why the attractive ones are in insanely high demand.

Right on Melinda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

has been + wannabe = see ya later, doglick.

Ugliest man in Hollyweird - inside and out. UGLY and EVIL - what a combo. Maybe he'll contract AIDS and die?? Here's hoping.

her tits are second only to Victoria Beckham for looking totally faked out weird!

Wait....he's gay, right? Maybe that has something to do with it.

I wish the paps would follow this brutha around snapping pix of him. It would be like seeing the inside of Pandora's box come to life.

that is a fabulous dress.

I'd hit that for 2 weeks, no strings, then ditch it, too.

NEXT!

She's a Fake--Fake Hair, Fake Boobs, Fake Celebrity.
He's on the "Down Low".

Meow.

#18

in the world of black , fine black women like tracy edmonds are blue ribbons. only white women are considered trophies because, supposedly, a black man has to work so hard and overcome so many societal obstacles to get one. personally, after watching judge mathis i'm convinced it doesn't take much more than a brown bat and a doo-rag to get yourself a white lady.

She woke up the day after the "wedding" and said, "Holy fuck! I'm married to Eddie Murphy? I'm hot, I could do so much better. I'm outta here."

My theory, anyway.

So, he gets to boink a great looking woman like that for two straight weeks in a tropical paradise, they both agree to go their separate ways, and publicly declare they're still close friends.

I'm trying to see the downside, but can't. Where do I sign up for that deal?

The old Hump and Dump..... Ahhh classic!

Melinda, you're a sick pagan and know nothing about men.

I can say I've never had a gay fantasy, and I sure as hell wouldn't ever experiment with trannies. There is absolutely no curiosity involved, you see, because I have no vagina. If I had a vagina, I'd want a penis in it -- that is natural.

It is not natural to want a penis in your bumhole because not only is that sodomy, one of the vilest of sins, but there's no feeling in a bumhole. People that take it up the ass are obviously self-loathing and just like the feeling of being dominated and defiled. It has nothing to do with love or anything that's respectable.

People like you, and the media, push this idea that if you're a woman, you HAVE to try a black dude or else you're a racist -- if you're a man, you HAVE to try being gay, or else you're insensitive. Guess what? FUCK YOU.

I hope he, at least, wore a condom this time. We don't need anymore of Eddie Murphy's kids running around without a father. They're "just friends" until she turns a pregnancy test positive. Then he can't remember if he's even had sex with you or not. Suddenly your vagina and his right hand (with a smiley face drawn on it in purple Sharpie) look exactly the same.

I think it's pretty sad whan a black woman gets implants. She doesn't need that shit. (sighs discontentedly)

donkey is a fucking whore...

62 I agree and I disagree with you.

Yeah, honestly (we're being honest right) I think the bunghole is for expelling (though I will admit to letting my boyfriend go there; it has its certain charm, but not for everyday use).

BUT, about the "vile sin," well that smacks of Catholicism/Christianity and religion has no place in this conversation because not all people are religious. And you also wrote "but there's no feeling in a bumhole." You're wrong about that. A woman has no real sexy feeling but a man does because of his prostate. Don't you know that? I'm a chick and even I know that.

About the woman having to have a black dude, that does not apply in all cases either. If I happen to fall for a black guy, well, that's love, but as for actively seeking out a man JUST because he's black on the pretense that he has a bigger johnson, well that's just BS. I've had some huge johnsons that belonged to non-black men. TMI, I know....

Unfortunately, what's natural ain't always what's so. In this imperfect world, we'll have aberrations (ie, deviating from the usual or natural type ) and fetishes. I truly believe that some men just don't like women.

It's not wrong or right, but what is he to do? How is he supposed to have a fulfilling relationship (sexual or otherwise) with another person? That's not fair. It's like saying a really repulsively ugly person doesn't deserve to feel that kind of love and shit either. They have feelings too.

Wow, what the hell's wrong with me? I must be ovulating.

#58? You're right and you just saved me an explaination; who wants a black trophy wife, really?

And Judge Mathis? The people that frequent that show are, as you, the viewer, the doldrums of society. Judging the world through a television show -- well, hey, that's pretty inteligent.

#62 La Frascatana - wow, we can almost see the raging hardon you had when writing that. Hell, I got aroused just from reading it. Don't fight the urge, sweetie. It'll be a little tough to ease you into the scene, and very awkward right after the orgasm the first time, but I'm quite sure you'll want to try it again soon. But please, try not to beat up the guys who make you spurt. You're better than that.

no, not "every man wonders what it would be like to (gay)" just as "not every man sits around jerking off to porn all day" just like "not all women are gold diggers" and "not all women are bitches and whores"

people who speak in absolute generalizations show a very uneducated and ignorant mind.

what you do to your own mind is your business, if you have no rules and do not govern your own actions/thoughts with some sort of self inflicted "standards" then you open yourself up to all sorts of mental afflictions.. including ignorant and irresponsible thinking/actions.

#64, can't we all agree -NO- woman needs implants regardless of race?

Damn!..

How embarrassing for Tracey!!!!

I didn't think she was THAT stupid!

Maybe Kenny (ex)..will write her sad love songs...Awww.

I hope Eddie (GayAss) Murphy's dick falls off..like he said in his RAW comedy act.........*ploomphf*..!

In fairness, 2 weeks is pretty long for a black guy.

he discovered she didn't have a penis.

"Goonie goo goo"

Man, they really hung in there. They should remember all the good times they had while they were married.

@58 - It's usually the most repulsive white lady for miles though, isn't it? Like a manatee with hooker make-up?

@The Office Whore - Tom would put on his Mission Impossible black skin tight spy pants and belay down from the ceiling of Eddie's bedroom and do sex to him Rump Ranger style. Tom "catches" Missionary style in deference to his Scientology position (I'm Clear, I'm Here).

@18 - He was responsible for Coming To America -- or WAS he?!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coming_to_america#Lawsuit

I like Coming To America. I think Norbit was the best film of 2007.

#18? 'Louse', I believe?

So you're telling me that Coming to America would be just as good with out Eddie Murphy?

congratulations!!!!!!!!!! Best wishes for them!!!!!!!!!!!! Nowadays we should cherish our days with our lover on seekamillionaire!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't waste time!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow she is fuckin slamming. What's his problem anyway.

That's what happens when the "crack" runs out...!

Mmm, I don't think their marriage can last long. I just saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site WealthyRomance.com last week. I am wondering waht kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

@78 American I assume? Only an American could think Coming to America was a "good" film this film is so far away from funny that it's tragic.

a white man couldnt get a beautiful black woman anyway who wants someone boring pale with a small dick who by the time he turns 30 he looks like he is fucking 60 we all know black peolpe age gracefully while whites age not so well what black women get a face lift none they dont need it. you whites talk so bad about us but you spend hours in the sun burning yourself to to have a color like us getting skin cancer and shit dumb asses and by the way traceys hair is real

a white man couldnt get a beautiful black woman anyway who wants someone boring pale with a small dick who by the time he turns 30 he looks like he is fucking 60 we all know black peolpe age gracefully while whites age not so well what black women get a face lift none they dont need it. you whites talk so bad about us but you spend hours in the sun burning yourself to to have a color like us getting skin cancer and shit dumb asses and by the way traceys hair is real

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#83? Agh, what the fuck do you know? You're just trying to be different be cause everybody likes Coming to America. Why don't you go back to whatever bullshit realm you reside in and, hell, watch Mr. Bean or something.

And #84-5, can't you come up with better material? That's the stock response every black person uses to try and get under a white person's skin. And it's boring. So boring.

'Yo' little dick. White man can't get..'

It's always with what white people can't get. 'They can't get no black woman, so..'

And if I had a dime for evertime I've seen black trash make fun of the size of a white male's genitals, well, I'd have enough money to wager that, with all this secret knowledge of the size of white dicks, there's evidently a lot of black white-dick-suckers out there. know what I mean?

It's funny. You were hurt by all those negative comments, You poor gal. You are what you are, and, by god, there's no changing your body.

ha ha #43!

For Real! He knocked up Scary Spice and declaimed being the father, only to have that debunked (idiot). He's funny as hell, but a complete jackass when it comes to his love life. He just needs to stay a bachelor and WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM FOR CHRISTS SAKE!!!!