Jan 7 2008Dr. Phil injects himself into Britney Spears' trainwreck (Medical humor: Hilarious!)

At least someone is trying to help the poor girl--she needs to be out of the spotlight for a year or something. First!

Whatever. They call me Dr Fill... as in fill Britney's ass. With my johnson.

I can see how it went with the good doctor saying, "well ok Britney, you seem to be a proper whore, what's makes you suck every penis you come in contact with", with Britney gasping, making a choking sound, then looking up at him as she frees her mouth, saying "Mah momma told me nevah to talk with mah mouth full..."

Wasn't Britney released from the hospital by the time Dr Phil visited? That means that the hospital has no right to deny anyone visitation rights - she wasn't their patient anymore.

At least someone is helping her. I think she needs someone telling her the truth, and I'm not surprised she didn't want to hear it.

He's a big phony and will be of no help to her.

She seems to have bipolar and could use 20mg /day of Abilify. There you go, that's the answer. And I don't even play a doctor on TV!

Perez, nice appearance on M&J's show.

Dr. Phil is counseling Britney?
no wonder she's all $&#*#@ up!

He'll tell her to "get real". That should do the trick.

No thanks Phil.
Orka is calling.
Love the hair cut.

what cajones? CAJONES means DRAWERS (on a desk for example)
If you´re talking about "HAVING BALLS" you meant "TENER COJONES" ;)

What? No spammers yet? I kinda miss them. And Dr. Phil sucks, by the way.

Wow, he made his diagnosis within 15 minutes. Truly he is a credit to his profession. Get a clue, he's not there to help her. He's as big of a media whore as she is.

Britney will need even more help after talking to this freak.

jeffrey tambor was born to play the "good" doctor in a viciously dark comedy biopic, wherein the "doctor" is really a cannibal sex fiend.

Have you read my booook?

Dr. Phil is a lump. Oprah will pay the price of eternal damnation for foisting this meathead on us.

#8 - Thanks for the Spanish lesson... chupa pinga.

I love you Fish but in this day and age you'd think you could spell "cojones" correctly. Jeezuz!

sorry fish....(looking guilty)

Trash Britney all you please, Dr. Phil is a far worse plague on society. A known quack who will exploit or attach himself to any tragedy to make a buck. The man is scum.

He'd be cute WITH hair and WITHOUT the porn mustache.

"at least someone's trying to help britney." please.

the only person dr. phil is trying to help is himself.

Dammit! Monday morning and the first thing we see is big head shot of Dr. Phil? Christ, you could have at least photo-shopped him into a bikini for us. I'm depressed.

Uh, you're about 3 days late with this info. Maybe you should try posting on the weekends every once in a while. This post is a recap of all of the Perez and TMZ posts from over the weekend. OLD NEWS!

Yes. No wonder Britney doesn't want to have anything to do with her parents; Britney's having a fucking meltdown; Britney's family is going with the biggest ratings producing, money making scheme they can cultivate.

'Ya' know that 'Dr.' Phil guy? Yeah, Oprahs ass-slut. I know, right?! What if, we - Is he a real doctor? Look, the guy calls himself 'Dr.' Phil.. Of-course he's a doctor, silly - Right.. What if, as a family, we have an intervention (...) on live (...) TV? Think about the ratings! And what do ratings produce? Prolonged profile, and profit; the public will eat this story up, which will in turn make a lot of money. I know I am! Not only am I Britney's mothers, but I'm also a genius.'

Horrifying. What's wrong with these flesh-bags? I'm actually disgusted a little because with the amount of money the Spears' possess, they could have the best medical help known to mankind.

And I'd like to remind you that, 'Dr.' Phil is not a real doctor. Phillip has a doctorate in psychology, but is not a medical doctor, as his name implies. And a PHd in psychology doesn't necessarily mean the guy's a 'therapist' either.

A degree of that level in psychology serves more for a person to be a supervisor of therapists, than a therapist themself. Plus, Mcgraw must have an 'LCSW' (liscensed clinical social worker) in order to counsil, which he doesn't. Point: Mcgraw's not a therapist. He's a quack fuck. The bastard's not even liscensed to do therapy.

Also, in 1989, Philip was spanked by the Texas State Board for giving a job to a client, whom he was therapizing, or whatever he does. The client was a woman, and stated that her, and Dr. Phil's relationship was sexually motivated. Huhm.

This is a highly unethical behavior, which gives one the impression that) A. Mcgraw isn't the down-to earth 'therapist' he portays himself to be, and) B. what gives this mother-fucker the right to insinuate himself in to anybody's life.

It's all about money. He side steps the boundries of real therapy in order to make money by patronizing people with real problems. Sure, the people are idiots as well, but a therapist should have morals.

Fuck Phil Mcgraw.

I love you Dr. Phil!!!

i didn't know jeffrey tambor was a doctor...

YOU DAMN FAGGOT, you just loooove it to be in the news. Did you gave yourself a teeth-witening-treatment? 95 percent of the assholes with a MOUSTACH are thinking their person is THE HERO!!
Other people are not soo important, HE IS!!(that's the way these people think)
With other words: THESE ARE THE EGOMANIACS!!

I know he has a show to run but still he can't consider himself Ghandi because his teeth are too white (Indian curry).

a few comments:

I love Jeffrey Tambor.

Dr Phil is cute even without the hair, but you're right, he did it for himself.

I heard on O & A that Britney had a humungous cocktail of no less than 150 pills over 36 hours and cocktails called Purple Monsters consisting of Vodka, NyQuil (yeah I KNOW!) and Red Bull (gross!) and THAT's why she was in that state. The even counted off the number of pills, types of pills, and even some antacids. (Yes, I said antacids).

"When you choose the behavior, you choose the consequences!"

Dr. Phil should have taken his own advice before visiting this one.

Britney must have been skeared of this walking vibe.

What a horses ass.

Hay Doktur Pheel.......How boutta moustache rad for me? YEEE HAA!!!!

A lawyer who hustles clients is an 'ambulance chaser.' What do you call a shrink that does that?

Psycho Seeker
Quack
Nut Grabber
Pap Shucker
Greedy Unprofessional Mutant Asshole
Whacko Tracker

We need a useful descriptive phrase here.

I think Britney is a sweet girl. And a tough little cookie.

"AN OPEN LETTER TO BRITNEY SPEARS"

http://loveandaffection01.wordpress.com/

K-Fed feared Britney would use the pistol HE gave her
She took 100 pills in 36 hours
Rambling star tried to buy kids from him for $100m
She was like something from 'Exorcist' in hospital

that's killed hundreds in America,

BINGED on a mindbending cocktail of more prescription drugs before defying the police,

PLEADED with Kevin to SELL her the kids for a multi-million payoff in a tearful phone call,

FOUGHT with bodyguards to hang on to her children,

BASHED her own head against the wall in a fit of blind rage.

Britney took 100 pills in 36 hours
CRAZED BRITNEY swallowed a deadly cocktail of more than ONE HUNDRED prescription tablets in the 36 hours before her custody meltdown, the News of the World can reveal.

And the singer washed them all down with a Purple Monster— a mind-blowing home-made cocktail of vodka, American Nyquil anti-flu syrup and an energy drink like Red Bull.

A long-term friend of the star told us: "It looks like everything in her medicine cabinet went down her neck. It seems she was only saved from falling into a coma as the drugs in her system almost counteracted each other."

The cocktail included:

TWO bottles of Nyquil

TWENTY diet pills, including her favourite brand Clenbuterol.

EIGHTEEN herbal uppers specially ordered over the internet.

EIGHTEEN Piriton antihistamine tablets

TWELVE Vicodin painkillers

TEN sleeping pills

UP TO eight antacid reflux tabs

ONE bottle of stomach upset mixture Pepto Bismol

TEN Zantac tablets, an anti-hangover and indigestion drug.

SIX Ritalin, for her attention deficit disorder issues.

TWO empty bottles of painkiller Oxycontin, known as hillbilly heroin, were also found at her home.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0601_britney.shtml

Best story ever.

33--you're a tard.

doesn't Dr. Phil look like Hank from the Larry Sanders Show?

Why are his gums so swollen?

Gingivitis anyone?

Hey NOW!

I can't wait for the Dr. Phil / Brittney sex tape to come out. You'allll can puuut lipstick on a piiig, up it's stillllll a piiiig.

#35 - And by 'tard, you mean stray bullet target, right?

by tard I mean SUV bait.

I love Dr. Phil. Therapy is for pussies. Dr. Phil gives all these whiners what they need, a slap in the face. The best part is that he works in this field without being a pussy himself. Loads of patients have complained about his harsh personality, health organizations have investigated fraud charges, and best of all he fucked a hot but crazy 19 year old patient. Have you ever fucked a hot teen psycho? Best sex ever. She doesn't even have to be all that hot, actually - it's that good. Plus, when she tries to press charges afterwards about inhuman sexual acts, you can just say she's delusional. Vulnerable women are the absolute best one-nighters. I bet that's what Dr. Phil was setting up when he visited Britney. Gotta love the guy!

Just a couple days ago, I was thinking, "You know, what this story needs is an even bigger attention whore than Britney to make it even sadder and more annoying."

See, dreams do come true. If Oprah does a special "Britney intervention" show, well then, I can die happy.

#33 - It's been confirmed. You're a 'tard. And by 'tard I mean alligator feed.

What's that fucking circle stickin out the side of Dr. Phil's head? Did someone put the bullseye askew again? DAMMIT!

And by 'tard I mean compost pile material.

#23, D. Richards again with the perfect measure of insight and spite.

he got his PhD (NOT M.D.) from the "esteemed" University of North Texas. As far as I'm concerned, this whoring, stillborn walrus is accredited to take care of my cats and (maybe) put gas into my car.

furthermore, just to highlight his credibility as a money whore...this disgusting fat piece of shit has a DIET book, doesn't he? how in the hell did he get a publisher for that?

Dr. P: "yes, I know I am a loathesome corpulent moustache-y barnacle on society's ass who eats pizza and chocolate all day, but this is theoretically how one could be thin"

publisher: "fantastic"

"Licensed Therapist" is a title that can be used by people who have at least a Master's degree in counseling or clinical psychology, a certain amount of supervised clinical training experience, and a passing grade on the licensing exam. These days, most therapy is delivered by masters-level staff because they have the lowest salaries of all the people who provide therapy (managed care). People with Ph.D.'s in clinical psychology have broader training, including doing clinical research, and are eligible to start a private practice if they want to (they can get health care provider numbers for insurance purposes). Same deal for M.D. psychiatrists, except they have far less experience in therapy by the time they can hang out a shingle, since they've spent (wasted) tons of time in other required medical rotations. Under managed care, your vaunted "medical doctor" therapists (psychiatrists) mostly do 10-minute "med visits" to monitor patients receiving medications they prescribed. Psychiatrists have the highest salaries by far and chaining them to a desk to do hours of "med visits" maximizes the billing that can be done to offset those salaries. Unless they're in private practice, they don't do much therapy. Very few people are in private practice these days (insurance costs are too high, billing is too much of a hassle, etc.), and group practices are set up with the shrink writing the 'scripts, the psychologists doing treatment assessments and some therapy, and masters-level therapists doing most of the therapy. By the way: lots and lots of studies have shown that the academic training and credentials of the person delivering therapy has virtually no influence on the outcome of the therapy (how much better the patient gets). Good therapists are good, bad ones are bad, from the beginning of training onward through years of practice (personality characteristics are crucial).

Just so you know, in case you ever go all psycho-like.

Phil is a tool, mmKay....

Dr. Phil's a total ass-clown and one of the world's biggest buttinskies. I am, however, pretty sick of hearing "Oh, he/she's not a REAL doctor" just because someone holds a doctorate in something besides internal medicine. Guess what? People were "real doctors" before physicians! "Doctor of Philosophy" or Ph.D. is an ancient title which precedes M.D., your so-called "real doctors."

for fucksake, thanks for posting a giant pic of Dr Phil, i almost managed not to projectile vomit on my moniter when i saw it.

#48.. Shut-up. Ha!

Try not to be so boring next time.

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#50? You know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to get a Phd in medievel law; then, you know what I'm gonna do?

I'm going to start operating on people.

Hey! I'll be a doctor.

#54: No, you'll be a surgeon.

Dr. Phill has beautiful teeth. what a handsome mouth

#54? You're misuderstanding my facetiousness.

With my Doctorate in medieval law, I will then be qualified to perform neurosurgery [because] of my Phd in bullshit medievel law.

I'll be a doctor; and a doctor's a doctor, no matter what type, right?

A PhD requires more schooling than an MD, so you don't know what you're talking about! Most folks get an MD to be a clinician (see patients) while you would want a PhD mostly for research.

"Dr." Phil (I believe the medical community should have denounced him a long time ago) is a whore. He'll do anything for ratings, air anyone's dirty laundry and call it therapy. All he gives a crap about is money. Britney is tailor made for him, whether mommy, daddy, sissy or Brit is on the show. Hell, he could dig up a 5th cousin twice removed and still get the ratings... and you know, he probably will.

#55** My 'bad'.. I was too busy masturbating to transexuals to be completely accurate - and I made a mistake. I will try, harder. I promise.

Go to med school, see the "education" for yourself. And be scared, be very scared. Rapid-fire load-and-dump testing of mindlessly memorized facts, followed by "I'm the boss of you!" residency training, with nothing taught in depth. Medical doctors have quick minds and prescription pads, not brilliant analytical problem-solving skills. They're held in high esteem because their customers are sick and often worried or afraid, and grateful for any help with all that. A good mechanic has a better mind.

#58? You are completely missing my fucking point, asshole.

If you're not schooled in a medical field; but have a doctorate still; what makes it posible for you to operate, or do therapy?

And, I could go out right now, if I had the smarts, complete a fucking mind-blowing dissertion and, wham (!), have a Phd..

Just because you have a Phd doesn't mean you can do medicine. Anus.

I love it how all these predatory leeches smell opportunity and just dive right in. What a "brilliant" psychological assessment from Mr. Celebrity TV Doctor. As a non-famous, non-friend-of-Oprah, I myself was ready to pronounce Britney sound of both mind and of body. Thank God for Dr. Texas McShouty. Thank God he decided to selflessly force his way into the spotlight and risk all that media exposure out of the goodness of his heart.

Ron Jeremy has a PhD... pretty hairy dick.

"If you're not schooled in a medical field; but have a doctorate still; what makes it posible for you to operate, or do therapy?"

Therapy is a behavioral treatment, not a medical treatment. Decades ago licensing boards recognized that and dropped medical training as a requirement. I wouldn't go to a psychologist for surgery, but if I had a choice I wouldn't go to a psychiatrist for therapy. They're among the worst therapists, and as a group they graduate in the bottom of their medical school classes (that's not a joke, look it up).

Thank fucking christ you are back DR... Where the hell've you been all weekend man? At one point I found myself almost talking to Binky. Almost. That was a low moment.

But I stayed strong. And now here you are again, yay! And Dr. Phil is a complete duck fucking quack who should be fucked in the ass and killed.

His eyes look like turtle eyes. Also, it looks like he has either really bad dentures, or poorly-done, obvious-looking bonding work. Dr. Phil's wife is so ugly with her freaky, beady little eyes.

#65 - In that order? I wouldn't mind him being killed first then fucked in the ass. No mercy on the duck fuckers.

I wonder where he bought his teeth.
Teeth of a 18 year-old in a the mouth of a fiftysomething or sixtysomething. Weird looking, indeed.
He should buy a new skin for his face, now.

Dr. Phil is not even a doctor, is he?

"Now LISTen biATCH...YOU gotta TAKE these PROBlems and FIX them!" / "Oh, thank you Dr. Phil, why didn't I think of that?!"

I'm going to by his diet book. I want a body like Dr. Phil has.

Britney should click my name for real healing.

OMG. . ."Dr. Phil" is such a publicity whore. I cannot believe that he was granted access to meet with Britney. I don't care who you are - a hospital is supposed to be a safe place. I feel sorta bad for Britney, because she's being used by people night and day for publicity. Seems like people just wanna make some money off of her and throw her away when their done. Pretty sad, but I guess that's the price you pay for being her. Dr. Phil wants to go down in history for staging an intervention for britney. I'm sure he'll go as far to say that he "saved her from imminent death by doing this intervention with her". He's such a tool. Britney's genuinely sick and needs someone to stick up for her and be there for her - not gain publicity from her.

I find it interesting that a certian group of posters on here constantly make references to being fucked in the ass. Kinda makes you wonder doesn't it? Repress much boys? Let it all out, the bad preist cant' hurt you anymore...

well, FCS, since you asked...

Ted pulled the trim young body close, stroking his back
and ass. Bob felt the warmth of Ted's body against his
own. He felt his own hard cock pressing into Ted. He
felt Ted's thicker hard cock pressing back. He reached
between them, found the hard shaft and began stroking
it, rubbing it against his belly. Ted resumed kissing
Bob. Almost immediately the two were feverishly
tonguing each other's mouth. Ted took Bob's cock,
pulled it to his own, then held both cocks in his hand
and squeezed them together. Bob's cock felt the warm,
hard cock. Ted continued this double jack off for
awhile as they kissed.

Ted rolled over on top of Bob. Bob looked down his
belly and saw the two cocks; Ted's on top of his. Ted
rocked back and forth, rubbing his cock on top of Bob's
as Bob watched in excitement. He watched as Ted applied
lubricant to the thick cock, liberally greasing the
dark red head.

He tensed with anticipation and anxiety as Ted lifted
Bob's legs to gain access to the virgin ass hole. Bob
felt Ted's finger rubbing lube around the ass hole
then slide in. Ted slid his finger in and out a few
times, as he did this he stroked Bob's hard cock. Then
Ted brought his own large cock to replace the finger.
With gentle firm prods, Ted pressed against the
puckered hole. The head of Ted's cock slowly spread
the opening a little more with each slight push. Bob
tried to push his ass into the cock, anxious to feel
it inside of him.

Bob winced as the head finally gained entry. Ted
paused to let the ass hole adjust then pressed in a
little more of his cock. The cock now moved more
easily. Ted began slowly fucking Bob's ass and at the
same time stroking Bob's cock.

"You like it Bobbie? You like my big cock in your
sweet ass?"

"Oh god yes. Oh shit it feels so big in my ass."

"That's because you've got the tightest ass I've ever
fucked. And the hardest cock. Shit your cock is like
a rock."

"Fuck me. I want to be fucked!"

Ted could feel Bob's ass hole tighten around his cock.
He pressed deeper on each stroke so that he was soon
burying the full length of his cock in Bob's ass. He
rubbed some more lube on the shaft of his cock, then
began fucking faster. He looked down at Bob beneath
him. Even without his dress, he still looked gorgeous.

His makeup was still quite good, his shoulder length
blond hair, his delicate features. And the kid was a
virgin! Ted was in heaven.

Once Ted added the additional lube and had buried all
of his cock in Bob's ass, Bob started to feel really
good. He could feel the thick shaft as it moved in and
out of his ass, he could feel the huge balls slap
against his ass. He liked it! He loved it!

I find it almost inconcievable that one person in this country would take Dr. Phil (him in the ass to the brink) seriously. I would listen to D. Richards before I would take that fraud's advise. And before I would listen to Little Richard, I would pull my own ears off and fill my ear holes up with sewage.

#72 - That is WAAAAAAY too much thought to prove #71 right.

#71 - What? Do you shift in your seat everytime anal is brought up? Does it recall those dark night sin the county jail, when Fridays meant a Monday hearing and therefore a (ahem) looong weekend, and no fewer than six ass reamings a night by the serial farm animal rapist accidentally (ahem) holed up with you? I really do have serious issues with duck fuckers.

Stupid bald fat hillbilly fuck.

Oh, and Dr. Phil is a fucking asshole too.

#74 When someone tells you you might have repressed homosexual fantasies you probaby shouldn't respond with 5 more lines of graphic homosexual fantasies. Actually being funny might help too. But hey at least you make everyone else look that much smarter.

#64? I'm not even going to waste my time responding to you.. You don't get it. Period.

Dr. Phil is a gigantic fucking vagina. A complete and total ignorant asshat. Him and Oprah deserve each other. They're both stupid fucking cunts.

#76 - I'll take that as a yes. And wait a second... I'm just running this geigermeter over your last 978624575 comments... nope... nothing funny there. Maybe this thing's broken... let me cram it up your ass and kick it a few times to get it going again...

And what do you mean I'm "you probaby"? I'll have you know I'd rip the little fuckers out with rust pair of tweezers if I could.

Frist! Hey, g'rl! I was around all weekend. I even responded to you. I think.

I should give you my e-mail address. One I never use, so the cretins won't have a closer place to send their put-downs and complaints.

I could figure your e-mail address out, then send you the address I use on a daily basis! How's that appear? Yes! Awe, shit.

P.S. I'm a real sweetheart in life. (Wink.)

#76 how did I know you would work "cram it up your ass" in there somewhere. Dude you got problems. Just come out already. Your not fooling anyone.

I am soooo sick of reading about almost nothing else but Britney. It's like the world revolves around her. That's probably why she's so messed up. Can you just take a little break from it all or I am done with this site.

Nice fake chompers on ya there Dr. Phil.

To be honest for once, I have to say it's sooooo right that a thread about Dr. Phil contains gay porn.

#36, Did you mean Mr. Hanky from South Park?

big fucking tool. I hate that guy.

Haha DR.

You're making fun of me aren't you.

Ugh. Nice veneers.

Dr. Phil is a gigantic fucking vagina. A complete and total ignorant asshat. Him and Oprah deserve each other. They're both stupid fucking cunts.
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If this guy cared about Britney, he'd intervene and NOT talk to the press about it. That's what REAL therapist do - keep you stuff a secret.

Dr. Phil is even crazier than Britney.

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"Dr." phil is a total ass-clown tool attention-whore cunt. Just like all the other principals in this story! BTW, doesn't oprah use his head as a butt-plug?

He's suck. Someday he will be a loser. Worse than Brit!

Looks like he got the botox and wax special.

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