Jan 23 2008Demi Moore has a giant V
Demi Moore posed for the cover of V Magazine's Spring Preview 2008. I'm confused by these covers. And not just by the photoshopping. I thought this magazine was about people with vaginas. Maybe the editors confused Demi with Ashton Kutcher. It happens. He definitely has a V. In fact, I hear it's a W. I don't really know what that means, but I bet it explains why Bruce Willis stops over a lot.

Reader Comments
1. Kip - January 23, 2008 4:33 PM
First
2. Ms. - January 23, 2008 4:35 PM
Ugly old smelly vagina that's what she is.
3. kristal - January 23, 2008 4:35 PM
HER PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO GET NOTICED . FUCKING WASHED UP ACTRESSES WITH NO BRAIN!! SHOULD OF GOT AN EDUCATION DUMMY DEMI LMAO ....HOPE ASHTON SMARTENS UP AND LEAVES HER LAME UGLY ASS!! HE WOULD BE A TERRIFFIC DAD ...HOPE HE HAS HIS OWN ONE DAY!! GETS AWAY FROM OLD MOMMY DEAREST!!
4. Adobe Photoshop Expert - January 23, 2008 4:39 PM
Wow, it really took some dude a long, long time to airbrush her photo. Even with all her plastic surgery and airbrushing she still looks dated, circa. 1970s.
5. joe - January 23, 2008 4:39 PM
fourth
6. AZ cowgirl - January 23, 2008 4:39 PM
You all are pathetic.
7. joe - January 23, 2008 4:41 PM
haters... she looks good
8. moobs - January 23, 2008 4:41 PM
"would hit"
9. FCS - January 23, 2008 4:41 PM
We are all so pathetic, you know cause AZ cowgirl says so.
10. Donkey Ass - January 23, 2008 4:45 PM
That is some major airbrushing.
11. The Office Whore - January 23, 2008 4:46 PM
I think she looks good......
I'm just not in any kind of bashing mood today.
I hope tomorrow is better. FRIST!!! Lets get drunk.
12. redsonja1313 - January 23, 2008 4:47 PM
I think she is the best advertisment for Plastic Surgery around. Airbrushed and all she has punched out 3 kids and is 40+++
13. Auntie Kryst - January 23, 2008 4:47 PM
@3 Whoa someone is wired up. Take it easy there kiddo! It's not a good idea to eat 30 pixie sticks and wash it down with a 2 liter of Sunny D. Just relax until mom calls you for dinner. In the meantime listen to your Bratz dolls, your posters of Ashton are not speaking to you.
14. nipolian - January 23, 2008 4:51 PM
I still can't figure out how she spawned a hobgoblin.
15. hi-priced call girl - January 23, 2008 4:56 PM
Demi's hotter than 99% of the 20-something slags you read about anyway.
16. The Office Whore - January 23, 2008 5:01 PM
haha auntie!
17. FRIST!!! - January 23, 2008 5:01 PM
#11, really? Because I'm PMSing and I want to kill people. Is that wrong??? Ok, maybe a drink is in order.
That being said, Demi looks great, but her acting fucking SUCKS!!! Did any one here see Mr. Smith???
18. Mo - January 23, 2008 5:01 PM
Way too airbrushed! and too much plastic surgery. She hasnt done a thing in years. Have you seen her daughter Rumor? She is so damned ugly,
19. Hottness - January 23, 2008 5:07 PM
She's gorgeous. I bet she looks better then half of you people who are under 30. She's a knockout.
20. Zeebra - January 23, 2008 5:08 PM
Umm.. she really DOESN'T look good. It's called PHOTO SHOPPING. Poor soul doesn't even get movie offers anymore.
21. mary jane - January 23, 2008 5:11 PM
she is HOT for an old woman! yes there is airbrushing and surgery but at least she looks after herself and makes sure she looks do-able! good on people who can deal with their flaws rather than try and be hot with them!
it's like a ginga not dying their hair! dye or die!
22. Pat Robertson - January 23, 2008 5:12 PM
"I think she looks good......
I'm just not in any kind of bashing mood today. "
See what happens when the gay agenda is accepted? First it's mourning Heath Ledger, now it's a loss of the desire to destroy people. It's like...it's like...it's not even America anymore...
23. blegh - January 23, 2008 5:13 PM
TYPO: vagina's.
should be vaginas.
kthx :O
24. Jimbo - January 23, 2008 5:13 PM
How about Gi Jane ir Striptease? Those were both great Demi movies.
25. MoronicShitney - January 23, 2008 5:15 PM
Vacuous actress but she looks good.
26. RENEE... - January 23, 2008 5:15 PM
Do they really think we're all that stupid to believe she really still looks like that??? Riiiiiggghhht. Nice photoshop job. She is pretty in her own right, as she is, at the age she is. She should just embrace that and stop w/ all the plastic surgery and the fake photos. Its not like its getting her more or better roles. All that being said, Ashton is crazy because he ruined his career over her and could have done 10 xs better and 10 years younger. It won't last, I tell ya, it won't last. That boy has got to procreate...and it won't be with the likes of her expired eggs.
27. FRIST!!! - January 23, 2008 5:16 PM
#24 LMAO!!!!!
28. dd - January 23, 2008 5:16 PM
Looks like Cher.
29. Hot Pocket - January 23, 2008 5:16 PM
Demi is beautiful and looks way younger than she actually is because she has great genes and she takes care of herself. I doubt that there was that much photoshopping going on as she looks almost that good in real life. Most of you are just pathetic haters and you're pissed off because Demi looks better at 40+ that you do at 15. Too bad you losers all got stuck with the bad genes and the equally bad attitudes! Guess that's why she's a rich and famous movie star who scored a HOTTIE hubby and you guys just sit there at your computers typing the hate all day like a bunch of fat little pigeons.
30. FRIST!!! - January 23, 2008 5:19 PM
Mmmmmm Hot Pockets..
31. medic - January 23, 2008 5:19 PM
Quick, get me some of those syringes that major league baseball players use. This site need an injection of male hormones. And the synthetic type, formulated to be extra potent, not the natural injection that Heath was so obviously preparing to receive when he choked on his poppers.
32. p0nk - January 23, 2008 5:21 PM
Demi's best movie was "Blame It On Rio" because her tiny natural titties made her look like a perfectly tight 13-year-old. The topless beach scene was one of my all-time favorites.
33. RENEE... - January 23, 2008 5:24 PM
Oh yeah, she also shouldn't procreate because she creates really unattractive children....sorry, it can't all be blamed on Bruce. Even if the kid is 50 percent Ashton (who, yes, I admit is a douche...but fricken hot....but yes, has become a pussywhipped whimp) its still gonna be 50 percent Demi and obviously she's got some seriously ugly genes in there. Not to mention that Ashton has a twin brother that is messed up. Okay, thats all mean and unrelated to these pics really, so I'll just shup the eff up already. Just got on a little rampage there for a minute...sorry, just bored and mean today....grrrrrr
34. FreeJose - January 23, 2008 5:25 PM
She looks fantastic.
35. Mandingo - January 23, 2008 5:27 PM
Ah, yes, p0nk...the only thing that would have made it perfect for you if she was crying, tied up, and Asian.
36. AZ Cowgirl - January 23, 2008 5:29 PM
Stupid Trolls - I love this site, and you trolls are the pathetic ones. I'm here today playing rainy day games, otherwise, I'd be out working my stock. What would you be doing? Trolling other people. Get a Life!
37. Mandingo - January 23, 2008 5:30 PM
@33 - sometimes.....it's OK to take your night meds early.
38. Tits Up - January 23, 2008 5:32 PM
Demi has the ugliest family that I have ever seen in my whole life. If I saw them all in the mall together, I'd run in the other direction.
39. Zang - January 23, 2008 5:34 PM
Wow, this dude can really tuck!
40. nipolian - January 23, 2008 5:41 PM
#36....You would be out working your cock?!?
41. Morgan - January 23, 2008 5:51 PM
I soooo wish we could see a picture of you, in the same clothes, poses, etc. Then we could all sit back and judge you, and laugh at you. See where I'm headed with this? Do you still want to throw stones?
42. Auntie Kryst - January 23, 2008 5:55 PM
@36 Yeehaw Cowgirl, you give good troll. You had a lot of people on your ass today for your comments. Yessiree that's good trolling, seriously.
Tell ya what, I'll roll us up a few cigarettes to share around the campsight if you brew up some of yer famous coffee over the fire. I sure hope Cookie is making us all a mess of stew tonight, it's my favorite.
PS, don't forget the guitar.
43. FRIST!!! - January 23, 2008 5:56 PM
Oh fun, can I come? I have a guitar!!!
44. FRIST!!! - January 23, 2008 5:59 PM
#41, not today, I'm bloated, but yes I do want to throw stones - at YOU!!!
God, I'm cranky today..
45. Nina - January 23, 2008 6:03 PM
SHE LOOKS GREAT! I'm totally buying this mag! And to all you hater: TOSS OFF!
46. whatever - January 23, 2008 6:04 PM
I'd do that V with my P, and then I may even do that A with my T.
47. PunkA - January 23, 2008 6:05 PM
I love Demi. I would hit that with .0001 seconds of thought if given the chance. I mean wow. At 40+, she makes the crop of wannabbes that are Paris, Brit, LiLo, MB, KK look like jail bate.
48. PunkA - January 23, 2008 6:10 PM
Did I say Demi made them LOOK like jailbate? Sorry, I forgot they already ARE jail bate.
49. Jennifer - January 23, 2008 6:11 PM
She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club BillionaireCupid.com. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
50. Jimbo - January 23, 2008 6:11 PM
@44 is that what you call it now? is that is a nice trem for PMS??
51. MorganZola - January 23, 2008 6:13 PM
#41 - people make a "point" like that just about every day at this site. Correction: whiny self-righteous knee-padded celebrity-ATMer people. It always makes no sense. Demi is an actress, posing for the camera is part of what she does for a living. I bet if an engineer at a nuclear power plant took his clothes off, he wouldn't look hot, in all likelihood. I bet if Demi sat down at the engineer's computer, in about 5 minutes there would be alarms going off and people rushing around to prevent a nuclear accident. She does her job, he does his. Apples, oranges. The point of this particular story is that after even after tons of photoshopping, Demi looks like her daughter Rumer attempting to pay homage to Texas Tranny. Try to follow along next time.
52. FRIST!!! - January 23, 2008 6:23 PM
Yes Jimbo...I was so mad a second ago, but now I'm crying..
God I wish I had some sleeping pills
53. Clever - January 23, 2008 6:28 PM
I have a lot of respect for Demi:
She stays out Hollywood and all the bullshit.
She's bangin a hottie.
Her kids are cute (fuck off for making fun of little kids, including Rumer)
She respects herself by not doing drugs or making herself look bad.
"She was photoshopped" YOU would be too, trust me. Big fuckin whoop.
54. Ooba Gooba - January 23, 2008 6:33 PM
She is an absolutely horrible actress.
55. Jimbo - January 23, 2008 6:33 PM
I am sorry. Idid notmean to make you cry..
56. nipolian - January 23, 2008 6:34 PM
#53 - Did you say "cute" and "little" in the same sentence with Rumor?
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!....That's ripe!
57. Ooba Gooba - January 23, 2008 6:35 PM
Hey Jennifer:
Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.
Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405
58. PunkA - January 23, 2008 6:38 PM
#49 Jennifer, did you realize DM is married? Second, if she never set up an account, do you realize she could sue you and your stupid ass website for misrepresentation? And lastly, why in the hell would celebs go to a public website to date mere mortals? If they want sex, they call a service or go out to a bar. You are pathetic. Do you make a penny per post, or what?
59. amma - January 23, 2008 6:45 PM
She's gorgeous. Looks better now than when she was younger. Don't care how she did it--plenty of women her age have had the plastic surgery/photoshop treatment and still don't look as good. Same could be said for women half her age. I've seen her in a couple of flicks I've liked. But she has taken some lousy roles. Tried waay too hard in the 90's. The Ashton thing is just weird, not for her, but for him.
60. FRIST!!! - January 23, 2008 6:49 PM
It's ok, I'm back to being angry again. So, is photoshopping like shopping for photos?
61. Jimbo - January 23, 2008 6:57 PM
I think amma is referring to the program Photoshop and not shopping for photos. The program can take droopy boobs and make them look perky again..
62. GrammarNazi - January 23, 2008 7:07 PM
"vagina's" ? For shame! Apostrophes are only for possession, not pluralization! BAH.
63. FRIST!!! - January 23, 2008 7:18 PM
All you GrammarNazi's are alike!!!
64. Debagger - January 23, 2008 7:20 PM
V for Vagina.
65. Jimbo - January 23, 2008 7:25 PM
That is the first thing that came to my mind..
66. realist - January 23, 2008 8:25 PM
@ 61. Fake boobs don't droop...usually. Demi looks good. She's no more airbrushed than any 20 year old on a magazine cover. Less than some. She has had work done for sure. But she also kills herself at the gym and eats right.
67. Ted from LA - January 23, 2008 8:34 PM
I think this is a great painting of Demi. As for Ashton, who the hell from Tiffin, Iowa names their kid Ashton? And don't even get me started on the dipshit names Demi and Bruce came up with for their children. The hospital should have called DHS the second they uttered any of those names. I heard a rumor that one of the kids hates her name. I'll try to scout it out. Tallulah, tallulah, lulah, that's an Irish lullaby.
68. Binky - January 23, 2008 8:59 PM
#67 Ted. I've still got a gr8 investment opportunity for you, but do your DD.
It's called Horizon FX. Hit the link. As far as I can figure out - it's still cool to invest there.
Because : The private jet is still crashing into that 'sail hotel' thing in Dubai.
When the jet turns the other way - they're trying to get away, and it's maybe time to consider 'adjusting the portfolio' as they say in the industry
Warren Buffet : Tanx for the tip Binky.
Binky: NP.
69. CJ - January 23, 2008 9:12 PM
She should flaunt. She has the best body money can buy. She did her homework and paid a lot to have really good work done.
70. Dani - January 23, 2008 9:13 PM
I feel like there has to be some kind of pun here about Ashton and Bruce and Demi and "double-you," but apparently someone greater than I will have to carry it all the way to the finish lines.
71. Ted from LA - January 23, 2008 9:27 PM
Thanks Binky. I'll look into it. I have a hard time following the psychosis in your posts, but appreciate the tip.
Ted: Thanks.
Binky: 9/11 was an inside job.
Ted: If no plane hit the Pentagon, than to where did all the people on said plane disappear?
Binky: Trust me.
Ted: I'm with you sink or swim amigo.
72. Binky - January 23, 2008 9:30 PM
Oh Ted and Warren - in this turbulent market - almost forgot one of my biggest market secrets.
Buy low. Sell high.
73. Ted from LA - January 23, 2008 9:31 PM
Looking at Demi in these pictures reminds me of an old song:
Elvira, Elvira
My heart's on fire Elvira
Eyes that look like heaven, lips like sherry wine
That girl can sure enough make my little light shine
I get a funny feelin' up and down my spine
'Cause I know that my Elvira's mine
I'm singin'
Elvira, Elvira
My heart's on fire, Elvira
Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
Heigh-ho Silver, away
Tonight I'm gonna meet her at the Hungry House Cafe
And I'm gonna give her all the love I can, yes I am
She's gonna jump and holler
'Cause I saved up my last two dollars
We're gonna search and find that preacher man
Now I'm a singin'
Elvira, Elvira
My heart's on fire Elvira
Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
Heigh-ho Silver, away
Elvira, Elvira
My heart's on fire Elvira
Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
Heigh-ho Silver, away
Elvira, Yeah...
Elvira
My heart's on fire Elvira
Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
Heigh-ho Silver, away
Elvira, Yeah...
Elvira
My heart's on fire Elvira...
74. Binky - January 23, 2008 9:36 PM
Who cares about the Pentagon Ted ?
If one thing's wrong - it's all wrong. 'Free fall collapse' speed, molten metal in the ruins. Stand down of NORAD, the Dancing Israelis, Urban Moving systems etc. etc.
We've heard it all before unfortunately.
75. Binky - January 23, 2008 9:41 PM
TEd I saw that Elvira, monster movie chick, once in person in LA on a talk show.
Didn't bring out the binocs - didn't think that would be too cool - but I don't think she wears underwear.
Ummm...in case some one should ask...like maybe a Trivia thing on facebook...or something....you might find this info useful...etc...
76. Tapeworm - January 23, 2008 9:52 PM
Demi... the 1980s called.... they want you back.
Thanks,
The Mgmt.
77. Ted from LA - January 23, 2008 10:45 PM
Amy Crackhouse is in rehab. This is the best news I've heard since George W. Bush delivered that brilliant "Mission Accomplished" speech in his military gear oh so many years ago...
78. Hot - January 23, 2008 11:01 PM
She is smoking hot for 60 years old. If I were that old and married to her I would have a rock hard boner all day and night.
79. Binky - January 23, 2008 11:02 PM
Ted - Amy, Heath and I shared a 'financial adviser' as they say in the industry.
(RIP Heath)
So I'm clicking around a bit, on this 'Sibel Edmonds' story, that 'Cliff Notes' talked about in a few daze ago on the 'Hanna Montana' thread and I see Ned Flanders is now on board. Finally. (Click away - he's in there)
It's about time Ned.
Cliff Notes: 'Gosh diddly' etc.
80. lambman - January 23, 2008 11:20 PM
she really isn't photoshopped all that much, she hit the genetic lottery to begin with, has taken great care of herself to age well and has gotten some of the best plastic surgery ever done. She looks pretty much the same in candids, better usually because the lighting in those pics makes her look too pale
81. dana - January 23, 2008 11:48 PM
Demi has big bucks, doesn't like blacks, jews, asians, crippleds, hispanics, gays, arabs, obese, native americans, or other uglies. Thats why she signed up for BillionaireCupid.com they prescreen and find hot rich white guy for you.
82. Ted from LA - January 24, 2008 12:01 AM
Are you out of your fucking mind lambman? This is a PAINTING, not a PHOTO. Look closely. You can't see hair on her arms or chest and there is some odd brownish/shitish color PAINTED on her body throughout (which one should expect from a PAINTING). I really have no problem with Demi, aside from her name, and more so, the names(?) she chose for her offspring. She doesn't even have any veins or blemishes in this "photo." Show me a photo of a 40+ woman or man without any spots and I'll show you a PAINTING!
83. gerard Vandenberg - January 24, 2008 12:11 AM
you mean:
THE "V" OF VINEGAR-MOORE!!!!
84. andrew - January 24, 2008 12:45 AM
i think she looks great....sad fat ppl feel the need 2 mock others to feel better...i hope any of you look half that good when ur her age
idiots
85. El Sueno - January 24, 2008 1:05 AM
Disclaimer: Artist's Rendition.
86. snaggletooth - January 24, 2008 1:30 AM
I still fuck her, over putting on a hazmat suit and screwing Britney. At least Demi looked hot bald! Come to me oh hairless middle aged woman!
87. gastn - January 24, 2008 1:46 AM
lol, i went to this site during lunch and i read it as' Demi Moore has a giant TV' i viewed, but there were no tvs..
88. The Beer Baron - January 24, 2008 2:07 AM
Did they hire a 10 year old to use photoshop? Worst photoshop job ever.
Her mannequin does look hot though.
89. Gothko - January 24, 2008 2:10 AM
the writing for this blog makes mario perez hilton suitable for a pulitzer, comparatively. there's really no explanation or underlying support for the blind, witless anger here.
for everyone that's posted in response w/o commentary on the horrid text, go visit tmz or msnbc.
90. Gothko Again - January 24, 2008 2:17 AM
for all of the 11-year old photoshop experts, other than color correction, what has been altered? if your theories are correct, wouldn't a photoshopper have taken care of that belly button?
you're just haters b/c your commenting on second-hand commentary that would only exist in the comfort of local second-rate hair salons if it wasn't for jesus' gift to the world, the blogosphere
for all of the other other turd tacos.....
NINETIETH
91. The Beer Baron - January 24, 2008 2:22 AM
I'm more talking about the diffusion rate around the eyes and the screen portion by the elbows. But mostly by the eyes and nose, there's really no natural shadowing that you want to have. I'm talking mainly about pic 3. 2 actually looks ok. But what do I know, I'm just an 10 and a half year old photoshop expert.
92. bigfan - January 24, 2008 4:08 AM
Moor is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
93. Technology Slice - January 24, 2008 6:53 AM
She's getting pretty old these days.
94. BaldAsBritney - January 24, 2008 7:56 AM
#89 @ 90 Your belief system fascinates me and I would like to subcribe to your newsletter.
Are you going to call your next post Gothoko Once Again or something even funnier? Pls. teach me more about second rate or is it second hand hair salons. Your commentary is like ground up glass on my scrotum. But maybe I'm just a "hater".
95. Mr ED - January 24, 2008 8:11 AM
Maybe the "V" is for "Viagra."
96. johny - January 24, 2008 8:14 AM
she looks really good, i mean of course its airbrushed , all the photos in magz are photoshoped, i had the pleasure to see her in person once, 4 years ago..and OMG she is fucking beautiful, she doesnt look her age at all. she carries herself really well, she looked like these photos, well of course she had makeup, and her hair done, but i she really is just beautiful, with photoshop or without it.
97. FCS - January 24, 2008 8:14 AM
If your stupid enough to think this is a natural, untouched photograph go hang yourself right now. The gene pool demands it.
98. gerard Vandenberg - January 24, 2008 8:28 AM
YEP!!
The cows love her indeed.
99. RichPort - January 24, 2008 8:36 AM
#94 - The newsletter probably contains multisyllabic words and phrases replete with double entendres, innuendoes, and metaphorical references to esoteric ideologies. You may need to hire an intelligence translator.
An F in English? That's unpossible!!!
100. Kernel Cowbell - January 24, 2008 8:38 AM
I'd hit that in a heartbeat.
ONE HUNDRED!
101. Celebrity Pictures - January 24, 2008 8:41 AM
Still so hot and MILFy
102. Zanna - January 24, 2008 8:45 AM
ha ha, Rich!
You know what I find absoultely FASCINATING about 94's comment is that he refers to his scrotum. I thought it was a girl this whole time....
103. The Sampan Man - January 24, 2008 8:48 AM
90---there is not a "word" on this earth that Sampan Man hates more than "haters".....if you were here I"d give you a packy-brawl backhand into next month for that. alone.....okay and for the double other in your gay post.
104. RichPort - January 24, 2008 8:54 AM
#102 - Zanna, perhaps she fashioned her very own scrotum out of burlap sacks fragments and walnut shells, just like they used to do with the old cabbage patch kids.
105. The Sampan Man - January 24, 2008 8:57 AM
AZ Cowgirl......Snap out of it, you pontificating, pea-brained bitch.
106. Zanna - January 24, 2008 9:02 AM
Hey, Sampan Man!
Good point Rich and nice Cabbage Patch Doll reference. Those things are as old as his "newsletter" quip.
107. RichPort - January 24, 2008 9:07 AM
AZ Cowchip is probably a virgin. Which means she definitely does anal.
108. Zanna - January 24, 2008 9:12 AM
Christ, do they ever update this site in the morning?
109. Ooba Gooba - January 24, 2008 9:16 AM
Hey bigfan:
Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.
Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405
110. Femme Dating Ally - January 24, 2008 9:17 AM
She's really hot!! She looks much younger than her age. LOL Girls on http://www.femmate.com are crazy about her.
111. RichPort - January 24, 2008 9:22 AM
#109 - I wonder how many derelict trolls you've turned around like an altar boy to Father Prokta? Oh what glee you must be filled with to annoy the rest of us with your pointless campaign against the uncontrollable! I imagine you shake your sunburned fist at the sun on a hot summer day screaming "DAMN YOU ORB OF FLAME AND FISSION!!! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!" You're about as pointless as a fucking cue ball.
112. The Sampan Man - January 24, 2008 9:22 AM
Why does #109 always post the same mind-numbing garbage under different names? Sampan Man would like to pimp hand that clown into orbit.
113. The Sampan Man - January 24, 2008 9:24 AM
RichPort, IF I was Jrzmommy, I would say......Rich, look what we did.
But I'm not.....so I'll move on.
114. RichPort - January 24, 2008 9:27 AM
Jrzmommy died in a horrific combine accident, trying to rescue deaf farm children. She will be sorely missed Sampan... I loved her like a fat kid loves cake...
115. The Sampan Man - January 24, 2008 9:31 AM
The combine accident was right after she put out the fire in the old folks home single-handedly. That Jrzmommy was.........epic.
116. Tits McCholo - January 24, 2008 9:35 AM
Demi IS... Dorian Gray.
117. Pale Literary Type Named Julian - January 24, 2008 9:43 AM
"I shall grow old, and horrible, and dreadful. But this picture will remain always young. It will never be older than this particular day of June. . . . If it were only the other way! If it were I who was to be always young, and the picture that was to grow old! For that—for that—I would give everything! Yes, there is nothing in the whole world I would not give! I would give my soul for that! "
118. momo - January 24, 2008 9:54 AM
i'd tap that for all of 30 seconds
119. Zanna - January 24, 2008 9:58 AM
10:00 am. Still. No. Update. I have no idea why people say this site sucks now.
But, it is a good opportunity for a moment of silence for the one and only...JRZMOMMY.
120. doesnotsufferfoolsgladly - January 24, 2008 10:00 AM
ewwwwwww.........#32...."perfectly tight 13yr old"?? Do You troll MySpace for 5th graders, or just park the Good Humor truck next to grade schools at 2:45 pm??
F$#king pedophile pfreakk.............ewwwwwwwwww
121. doesnotsufferfoolsgladly - January 24, 2008 10:01 AM
ewwwwwww.........#32...."perfectly tight 13yr old"?? Do You troll MySpace for 5th graders, or just park the Good Humor truck next to grade schools at 2:45 pm??
F$#king pedophile pfreakk.............ewwwwwwwwww
122. The Sampan Man - January 24, 2008 10:02 AM
*bows head........wipes tear from scarred cheek* She was a true hero of the Revolution.
123. grobpilot - January 24, 2008 10:21 AM
#3: If you're going to declare that she should "of" gotten an education, perhaps you should use the correct term and tell her she should "have" gotten an education. You sound stupid when trying to make your point and you don't even do it correctly. And stop yelling at everyone.
124. Papahotnuts - January 24, 2008 10:23 AM
While most of you were arguing with leper Ooba Gooba in post 109, I just tossed one off to the picture of Demi Moore.
And I , make $3.75 hour.
125. doesnotsufferfoolsgladly - January 24, 2008 10:25 AM
Wow...30 seconds.....ummmm....Momo.....I bet You're probably actually done in 15 seconds, right?? :0
126. RichPort - January 24, 2008 10:30 AM
#124 - $3.75??? EVERY hour? Duuuuuude, where can I get me one of those jobs..? BAB needs one too...
127. Anonymous - January 24, 2008 10:36 AM
"#109 - I wonder how many derelict trolls you've turned around like an altar boy to Father Prokta? Oh what glee you must be filled with to annoy the rest of us with your pointless campaign against the uncontrollable! I imagine you shake your sunburned fist at the sun on a hot summer day screaming "DAMN YOU ORB OF FLAME AND FISSION!!! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!" You're about as pointless as a fucking cue ball."
Boo hoo, sniff sniff, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Grow a pair, will ya?
128. The Beer Baron - January 24, 2008 11:12 AM
Richport, love the Ralph Wiggum comment, but if I remember correctly it's, "Me fail English, that's unpossible!" Classic.
129. Dr.Rosenpenis - January 24, 2008 11:12 AM
Great post, I just wish RichPort would come out of his shell and comment more.
130. BaldAsBritney - January 24, 2008 11:15 AM
She's so airbrushed hey body looks like one of those aliens from "Cocoon" (yeah I'm old)
131. Anonymous - January 24, 2008 11:32 AM
Rich Port is having gay sex. He'll get back to you.
132. RichPort - January 24, 2008 12:03 PM
#129 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... no seriously, I laughed... slow day here at the office... you're all welcome.
#127 - I do have a pair... they're in your mouth, bitch.
133. Anonymous - January 24, 2008 12:08 PM
Uh Rich Port, if they're in my mouth, why can't I feel them? Admit it......you have no balls......bitch.
134. D. Richards - January 24, 2008 12:16 PM
Can't this bitch just let it go and age already? I mean, it's perfectly natural to get older, and look it.
At some point in your life, you've got to decide between what's classy, and what's sad. Demi's just a sad person. Anybody that goes through that amount surgery to keep themself looking eighteen has some big fucking problems.
135. RichPort - January 24, 2008 12:46 PM
#133 - Awwww... you're cute. You fight like a cornered mouse. And all of this time and effort you've spent regurgitating what I wrote is taking you away from the CRTL-C/ CTRL-V fetish you employ while pretending you don't spam as much as i'manonymousbecausei'mtoofuckinglametopickaname.com. You musta missd like a hundred solicitations already. You better hurry.
And you can't feel my nuts for the same reason you can't see... they're covering your eyes. Let's just change your name to Spartan Helmet, shall we?
136. Anonymous - January 24, 2008 12:54 PM
Aw Rich Port, your attempts at humor are just that: attempts.
137. Skanky - January 24, 2008 1:00 PM
RichPort,
You sound quite gay. Are you?
138. Tommy Boy - January 24, 2008 1:06 PM
Skanky,
I don't think Rich Port is gay, but you can tell he definitely craves the attention. We know these kinds as "Britneys". It's all about attracting attention with these types. You know, "look at me, look at me!!" Probably a basement dweller. Just ignore.
139. RichPort - January 24, 2008 1:14 PM
Actually if one were to use the actual definition, I am quite gay, which according to Merriam Webster means "Showing or characterized by cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry". And unlike the homophobes, I don't hate gays... well except for Anonymous. And, Tommy Boy is it? You obviously read this site once in a while... the funny has been seriously lacking. I imagine the comments 136-138 are indicative as to why.
140. Anonymous - January 24, 2008 1:27 PM
"I am Rich Port! Pay attention to ME!!! I am SOMEBODY!!"
141. Ginny Sue Loves God And The Baby Jesus - January 24, 2008 1:29 PM
My word. That is the prettiest she-male. too bad he's gonna rot in the pits of eternal damnation.
142. RichPort - January 24, 2008 1:56 PM
Maybe I'll just keep cutting at pasting the same thing over and over again... that'll make 'em love me!
143. The Beer Baron - January 24, 2008 2:06 PM
130-haha...Cocoon...Wilfred Brimley! haha. they filmed that pool scene at my college
144. Freud - January 24, 2008 2:09 PM
She reminds me of my dear mother..and now I want to fuck her, Is that so wrong?
145. Anonymous - January 24, 2008 2:17 PM
#142:
Doubtful. You ain't lovable. I've read your posts, and you're quite boring.
146. edamame - January 24, 2008 2:47 PM
I wonder how many times she's lost that fucking red string on her wrist....while fisting Ashton's ass?
Ted from LA....ohhh, how that song takes me back to age 15! Ha ha!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers useless info! I totally love you, Ted!
147. Tim - January 24, 2008 2:53 PM
You people are insane, this dude is hot!
148. Ted from LA - January 24, 2008 3:20 PM
I love you too edamame.
149. michy - January 24, 2008 4:18 PM
photoshooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!!!yeah!!!!
150. ipanema_girl_turned_schuyler - January 24, 2008 4:21 PM
@anonymous aka @ooba gooba aka @idiot:
just quit it.
you're beyond lame and annoying just as those assfucking spammers. your reply MIGHT have been funny the 1st you posted it. but you must be incredibly thick in the head if you keep on posting your shit by believing the spammers are reading your crap and will stop spamming or will feel bad or what do I know what drives your moronic mind.
just.quit.it.
those spammers alone are annoying enough. now they attracted another ass wipe, that additionally spams the Fish and that's YOU. fuck off or better chop off your hands.
151. EuroNeckPain - January 24, 2008 4:42 PM
#134, what surgery are you talking about ? Just guessing ?
EVERYTIME a fourtysomething woman looks better than your mom at that age, you're all mentioning the heavy surgery. I see every day people who look good at 45 without ANY surgery, so I am not very suprised that a billionaire who can afford a personal trainer and a cook still looks thin and wrinkle-free.
This said, I never liked Demi Moore. Boring face. And now she has long, ugly chicklet teeth.
152. Colin Joss - January 24, 2008 4:43 PM
Funny Intro! :) LOL But for posing, I know Demi still has it and don't change much over the years
Colin Joss
East Lothian, Haddington
United Kingdom
153. Anonymous - January 24, 2008 5:14 PM
"@anonymous aka @ooba gooba aka @idiot:
just quit it.
you're beyond lame and annoying just as those assfucking spammers. your reply MIGHT have been funny the 1st you posted it. but you must be incredibly thick in the head if you keep on posting your shit by believing the spammers are reading your crap and will stop spamming or will feel bad or what do I know what drives your moronic mind.
just.quit.it.
those spammers alone are annoying enough. now they attracted another ass wipe, that additionally spams the Fish and that's YOU. fuck off or better chop off your hands."
Hmmm.......I suggest Midol for you.
154. Zappa Fan - January 24, 2008 5:26 PM
Holy fuck Rich Port and ipanema, if you don't like the guy's shit, don't read it, but please shut the hell up! You're as annoying he is.
155. ipanema_girl_turned_schuyler - January 24, 2008 5:38 PM
#zappa fan: then why don't you fucking follow your own advice and just don't read what I and RichPort write? twat.
#anonymous: you know I'm right. loser.
156. Zappa Fan - January 24, 2008 6:00 PM
OK. I won't. But then nobody will pay attention to you, is that what you want? Methinks not.
157. ipanema_girl_turned_schuyler - January 24, 2008 6:12 PM
final comment on this shit:
point is: no spammer is paying attention to the ardently posting enormousanonymoustwathead. because they're bots. it's like he's talking to a wall. his stubborn stupidity is beyond lame. and lameness needs to be pointed out each time it occurs.
#zappa fan: who the fuck cares what you're thinking ? attention..? you sick?
... btw, how long can YOU stay on the tower of power?
158. Zappa Fan - January 24, 2008 6:24 PM
All right ipanema, truce OK? I don't want to brawl with you people, I just want to read the gossip, alright?
159. Vulgar Display of Power - January 24, 2008 8:49 PM
Only fat dikes and faggots would critize a hot milf like this.
160. nav - January 26, 2008 3:27 PM
she looks hot n all, but i dont think i would appreciate my own mother stripping off lyk dat
161. Colin Joss - January 27, 2008 3:40 AM
Every family have their own choice and Demi's are already with their own choice.
Colin Joss
East Lothian, Haddington
United Kingdom
162. Joan - January 27, 2008 12:26 PM
All that I can notice in most of the comments is pure envy. Perhaps fat girls. Go on Demi, you look greatttttt, with or without photoshop. I know people who not even the latest version of photoshop could save.
163. Colin Joss - January 28, 2008 3:42 AM
I always consider that Demi has something that goes beyond Photoshop as her secret.
Probably she has the consistent discipline that most people don't have.
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