Jan 10 2008Casey Aldridge dumps Jamie Lynn Spears, wants a paternity test

the lowest forward gear or speed of a motor vehicle!!!

wow. HahAHAHAH

What a SLUT. SHE IS SOOOO HOT omg. who can blame anyone for knocking her up. hoooooottttttt.

another spears' soap opera

Hell yes!!!! That a girl! Show your sister up!

I wonder if she swallowed...

No wait, apparently not...

I'd heard this story about a week ago but couldn't find it in of the usual sources. In the story I heard, the older man might be facing statutory charges...

Way to bring the "christian parenting" Lynne!

That whole family needs to be put to sleep....

HAHAHA!

Sleeping with executives to get a part, how tacky!

I love how the biggest skanks always wear a cross around their neck - like they are religious in any way shape or form. Other than lying naked on a bed in the JC pose (legs spread) of course. What a fucking joke. Nice cans though.

this poor girl is 16? She looks an easy 30. Geez, my 40 year old wife looks younger than this skank.

She needs to get an abortion and hysterectomy. People like her shouldn't be allowed to reproduce

Dang she has some nice tits. She should have taken in in the ass and she would still have her TV show.

casey, casey, casey, hasn't k-fed taught you anything? of course the baby is yours, and so is a hefty monthly allowance if you play your cards right.

@White Urkle:

Er... she still DOES have her TV show. Not only that, but ratings for the last episode doubled on the news of her pregnancy.

Btw, for those of you commenting the she has nice tits... check back in about 8 months...

Enjoy 'em while ya can... y'all saw what happened to Britney's tits after her pregnancy(ies).

Let the real drama begin.

The Plot Thickens...

Wow, the apple doesn't fall from from the tree. Or from its sister apple, I guess I should say. This crew is a bunch of wackos!

She is 16. I do not even want to begin to comment about her physically, you sick perverts. But mentally? Bottom of the ladder, baby. Not sure who is more dumb, she or Britney. At least Brit waited til she had MILLIONS for her meltdown. J-L couldn't even wait to be old enough to vote.

I hear the show's producer/ father moved to Thailand.

Damn, what a lucky bastard, to be fucking a 16 year old. If I tried that, they'd send me to jail for being a pedo-pervert. I bet that she's a sweet fuck, lucky fucker.

ON the next Maurey show

"Dr. Phil, the test shows that you..... are the father.."

#22 - Bob... that's what she's be doing on your lap.. bobbing for appleheads...

And fuck you maroons who say "she's 16..." She gave up her innocence when she boned her boss.

hoooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (wHORE)!

HA! (wish my font was bigger)

The head's no treat, but from the neck down, at least in this picture...hoooo boy. I don't think the laws were ever intended to block a penis from this.

My advice to Casey:

Run. Run like hell, and don't look back. Put as much distance as you can between yourself and the Spears family. Whatever amount of money they are offering you to play the Daddy role, it isn't enough. Just get yourself out of that situation as quickly as possible.

That flushing noise is the sound of the collective Spears family's lives going down the toilet...

John Mark Karr is a producer at Nickelodeon???

That's some serious nose hair she's got..

If she were a nice Catholic girl, she wouldn't be in this mess now. All good Catholic girls know how to redirect horny young boys to oral and anal. Not only would she not be pregnant, she'd be very very popular. I think we put out a pamphlet about all this.

Ok, folks anyone who thinks the baby daddy is her first screw has to seriously wake up. Also, this skank ho is a slut who didn't get an abortion and keep it under wraps and now some adult is going to go up the river on a statch rape, oh, excuse me, it's called "sex offender" (eyes smoldering) charge. STATUTORY RAPE IS FUCKING BULL-SHIT!

Hopefully she'll got to Cedars-Sinai to have the baby, so the nurse can turn it into a ketchup puddle. It'll match Britney's sheets.

Nice rack. I see Jamie Lynn is taking after her big sister with the constant cup from Starbucks in her hand.

And the cross on her chest is a nice touch.

#20- I can't wait until she is 18 so we can comment on these pictures.

My sources are saying Jamie Lynn confused the job title 'producer' with 'reproducer' and simply thought this was just another facet of the TV biz.

Nickelodeon: where we get our FREAK ON!
Yikes.

I'm trying to think of something snarky to say, so I can go back to masturbating to that picture. I feel sorry for the worker in the cubicle next to me, but not enough to stop.

I honestly think Britney is smarter. As pointed out before: at least she first got herself a couple of millions and a 700.000 plus monthly salary before she got knocked up. Hell, she even waited until she was in her twenties and married to the baby daddy. This ho is barely sixteen, has some kind of show on nickelodeon and doesn't even have her high school diploma. And to make matters even worse: who is the father? Her boyfriend or her boss. That's one classy lady.

Frist your tits were never this good.

I honestly think Britney is smarter. As pointed out before: at least she first got herself a couple of millions and a 700.000 plus monthly salary before she got knocked up. Hell, she even waited until she was in her twenties and married to the baby daddy. This ho is barely sixteen, has some kind of show on nickelodeon and doesn't even have her high school diploma. And to make matters even worse: who is the father? Her boyfriend or her boss. That's one classy lady.

If you look closely, you can see that her tonsils are impregnated as well.

Too old for me. And too female.

She looks pretty hot here, but not so much in most other pictures, so this one seems like a fluke. Personally, on Nickelodeon the only show I jerk off to is Dora the Explorer.

Stupid Casey. Didn't he learn anything from K-Fed???

Marry the Spears girl. Knock them up a few times. Get them to finance a stupid shitty album. Divorce them. Watch them turn into a walking freak show. Sue for custody and spousal support. Win by default.

Fucking idiot. I'm in Louisiana. I claim the baby is mine. I also claim she is already pregnant with my second child.

#34 Shut the hell you piece of shit troll.

Known fact...

A Producer for Zoey 101 was banging little miss underage....

So... Good work mommy and daddy.... Isn't there a 3rd Spears devil spawn?
A boy I think? That one should be on Meth and have a pregnant 12 year old girlfriend by Christmas...

@14 - Damn you p0nk. Damn you!!

is lynne learing from dina lohan??? yes yes she is minus the parting type

#23.. LOL that was funny

Maybe some of the people putting the lying promiscuous GIRL on a pedestal will slowly back away quietly. She lied from the beginning, about her long-term relationship that lasted 1.5 months. She did an excellent job of trying to cover her tracks and make herself seem like a role model for christian girls everywhere, but it failed. I wonder if she came up with the ploy to break the story and announce she wasn't getting an abortion so she's a great person, or how much she paid one of her handlers to think it up for her.

I think the funniest thing would be if the immature girl's immature boyfriend was proven to be the daddy, and then the two actually got back together. That'd be icing. Or maybe better icing would be a really old guy she was boffing. Either way, thank you Lynn and Jamie Spears for producing such wonderful entertainment!

She has a rocking body. She's sixteen, though, so don't read that unless you live in West Virginia where the age of consent is sixteen. Then it's cool.

Just love the knocked up trailer trash skank wearing a cross! LOL

And seriously, if Jesus came back - don't you think the last thing he'd want to see is a cross!

what if the dad were Chris Hansen from Dateline..to catch a Predator?

Wow, she has a bush growing in that left nostril.

These kids have obviously received the highest level of parenting available. They are both such wonderful role models, never getting into trouble, abstaining from pre-marital sex, keeping a low profile in order to maintain a level of class and dignity not found in Hollywierd. It's truly amazing.

Wait, am I dreaming? Oh, shit, wait.... is that a nocturnal emission?

GT, that's all right, thanks for fleshing it out.

Wasn't this news almost as soon as the pregnancy news came out?

The Superficial - Just Reminding You In Case You Forgot (or didn't read TMZ)

Do any of the Spears family have any REAL friends with any loyalty? Good God- everything they say is told to the press and every move they make is photographed and sold. They must have some really bad karmic debt to pay.

#32, if some skeezy 40 year old man knocked up your 15 year old daughter, you'd not only eat those words, you'd shove em up your ass to get that fucker put away.

Or maybe you ARE that 40 year old scum-bag. Can't convince anyone over 17 to fuck you? Want to legalize baby fucking so that you have any chance at getting laid? Pathetic.

Who is the rumored Producer? Of her show, or some random dude with a biz card that says "Producer" on it?

Britney probably matched them up at her pad.

59 - You must be one of those deluded unwashed masses who believe that 15-16 year old girls don't have sex on their own, that they were cajoled into doing it. Teenage girls FUCK, and you better get used to it.

YOUR own daughter will be fucking if she's not already. Why not turn the words around to read "some conceited and slutty 16 year old showbusiness trollop flashing her nubile titties at some older man" (which immediately makes him stupid, because you men are almost always stupid)

And on top of that, I'm a girl so your BS rant has zero validity. What say you now, Captain? HA!

Hmm, I remember her older sister being 17 and making a video in a Cath School Girls uniform to entice, whom you ask? Old men who produce these fucking whore videos. So Utup-shay!

i think her cousin Skeeter is probably the dad. Im not saying having sex with a 16 yr old is right, but considering the way they dress and act, I understand.

i think her cousin Skeeter is probably the dad. Im not saying having sex with a 16 yr old is right, but considering the way many of them dress and act, I understand. 16 yrs old is the age of consent in many states.. In Louisiana, its probably 12.

This is a hot piece of jailbait. No. I wouldn't tap that for another 2 years, but it's undeniable to any hetero male. The dead eye zombie stare only adds to the hotness.

63 - You're right. Not saying it's OK, but it happens, and it's a fact of life. Men (believe me, I'm the first to crucify the man) shouldn't have to be punished so fiercely. Rapist and baby diddlers, YES, but come on, 16 is old enough to know better. I knew better at 16 and that's why I didn't have any sex until I was older than that.

Nice black roots. Also like the cross pendant hanging right over her barely concealed bra. Before you know it, she'll be flashing the vag just like Britney.

Nice parenting, Mrs. Spears. One daughter so crazy (or crazy-acting, anyway) that the state gave custody of her kids to her sperm donor, the other daughter, pregnant teenager. That is awesome. No wonder you were inspired to write a book.

I don't blame the kid for asking for a test. If I was an unmarried dude, that'd be the first call I made after getting the "I'm pregnant, it's yours" call. Sorry, but chicks lie about that shit. Pretty frequently. I hate to question the honesty of a minor child I've never met, but we're talking the next 18 years of the babby daddy's life, at least. I'd want to make damn sure, too.

Baby Spears is a slut!

Something has to fill the void of not knowing who you are; let it be cock.

I'm hoping-and praying that the paternity test proves that Aldridge isn't the father. Christians are fun. This story would be ultimate if the father turned out to be negro. God please!

This Spears' Family One-Upmanship is awesome! Can the paps do Chinese Fire Drill? I think the Spears name should have a place in the dictionary. Shit, send them to Iran and let them do some real damage. This might be the Apocalypse but I can't be sure cause no one ever said the Apocalypse would be funny as Hell.

this is what happened with Britney. the parents allow these girls to be objectified and sexualized at very early ages and to put fame & money at the forefront of their value system. both parents should be beaten with a cotton gin machine.

the baby will be hatched already pregnant. just to upstage its mother

SHE'S JUST A KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, it hascertainly begun now...th media will now make an Anna Nicole-esque game of findng out who the real dad is.

Jamie Lynn has broken bad- 16 and pregnant!

that look on her face ALMOST makes me feel sorry for her...then i remember that she's a dumb slut and asked for the attention by doing an exclusive interview with OK! mag.
Weak sauce.

She is a very pretty girl, but she claims to be 31 or 32 years old. My brother-in-law went to high school with her in Glendale,CA and they graduated the same year.my brother-in_law has even took her to interracialsingleonline.com enjoy interracial friendship and dating.

This is tabloid gold. Jamie Lynn knocked up by her 40 something producer. I love it. I bet she did him on 1 of the hallway sets of Zoey101. They should rename the show to Do-Me 101......

haha, no....THIS is the redneck trifecta.

God, look at how DEAD her eyes are. The mother of these two inbred swines must suck the life out of everything around her. Husband, offspring...Thank God K-Pax has those kids, if that vacuum of a woman gets hold of them, their souls are doomed. Doomed! Doooooooooooooooooomed!

Hey amily2008:

Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405

She's got the same great rack that britney did years ago... YUMMY!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT IS GREAT!

@80 - many girls her age wear a padded bra. i'm 17... and she's younger than me. and when britney was 16 britney's boobs were flat as a board. then she had her "implants" / "puberty"... or it could just be pregnancy boobs?

Duh! fucking children's entertainment industry is run by pedophiles. Music, TV and Film. You have to be one twisted, sick bitch to put your kids into the hands of these sickos.

That family is so disturbingly messed up. I was watching T.V. last night and Britney Spears was on not one, not two, but, THREE channels at once. It is like watching train wreck....wonder what the wreck will be?

Wow, she doesn't look 16.

Anyone look at that Starbucks. That Spears got the Kung Fu grip action down packed. Looks like she made it spew out some of its creamy foam.

Gotta wonder where the Superfish got this little tidbit--I went through the whole "sources" that're cited and at no point did that little story show up. Bobbing for ratings, anyone?

My stars, I cannot believe how prematurely aged and used-up looking she is. It's funny how you can look at a person and immediately tell if they are whorish and trashy.

She is young and very tiny. My one-eyed snake would rip through that tight little cunt-hole and then after some begging on her part, I would unload my manjuice inside her even tighter poop-hole. Just hope I can pee on her afterwards. Or even better, pee inside her poop-hole.

My comment is ..... why dont you update your site more often?

My comment is ..... why dont you update your site more often?

She was just dumped by her boyfriend. Whatever we should leave her alone. Her sister Britney is seeking true love now, I just saw Britney's profile on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com where Charlie Sheen found his new match last May.

nikky, that clearly is a victorias secret padded bra. i wore one when i was 16. people seem to confuse 16 with 14 these days.

Hey Lucky:

Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405

NO. I don't believe it..... He He He... I thought it was true love.

She is just as much a whore as her sister. I thought she was just a common slut, but now I know that she is really a pro, which will look really good on her resume to show that she already has experience for her next career as a call girl or a street walker.

61- Bubbles- you are an idiot.

You are no better than a rapist's skeezy lawyer who tries to blame rape on the victim for wearing a "slutty" outfit.

Of course 15-16 year olds have sex. But there is a REASON the age of consent is generally over 18. 15-16 year olds haven't lived long enough to know the ramifications of their actions- obviously. Hence why this 16 year old has ruined her life/career by getting knocked up. The older men involved in statutory rape know exactly what they are doing.

Shame on you. People like you are what's wrong with our society.

And congrats on being female- you are a shame to our gender. You make me sick.

first of all she had sex with her boyfriend whom she dated for 3 years basically everyone whose commenting this has probably had sex get over it she realizes she made a mistake and shes being responsible for itt and taking care of itt. give her a break. its her boyfriends baby and if her boyfriend is denying it that hes an asshole

first of all she had sex with her boyfriend whom she dated for 3 years basically everyone whose commenting this has probably had sex get over it she realizes she made a mistake and shes being responsible for itt and taking care of itt. give her a break. its her boyfriends baby and if her boyfriend is denying it that hes an asshole

first of all she had sex with her boyfriend whom she dated for 3 years basically everyone whose commenting this has probably had sex get over it she realizes she made a mistake and shes being responsible for itt and taking care of itt. give her a break. its her boyfriends baby and if her boyfriend is denying it that hes an asshole

sorry didnt mean to post that more than once lol

It was said shejust enjoyed hot dating with a black guy on interracialsingleonline.com and many hot picture are shown...so man fans show so much interesting to her there, oh, really? it is nice to enjoy more about it...

wow! now you know if she's banging grandpa, then she's not the only one. there are plenty of other young, desperate actresses willing to do anything to be famous. this girl already is and the crypt keeper is chasing after her.

http://zeitgeistmovie.com/index.html

She is a stupid 16 year old girl...for all the older "boys" making sexual remarks. A man wouldn't say shit like this. She may be acting like a lil skank but that doesnt excuse your behavior dumbass. She's acting the way most celebraties in the entertainment fields act,,,that's what pays the bills. Britney's first video was sexual in nature and she was just a kid. It's pathetic, stop buying into it. Working under the age of 16 should be illegal in any profession. You can't work at walmart why does disney get away with it?? Just a bunch of greedy bastards out there (stage moms and dads included)

The look on her face is just.... amazing. It's like right at the moment this pic was taken she had this sudden realization that she totally blew it.

I have a kid who watches Nick and I have had to see her show so...no tears from me. Thank God she has no talent and won't be making a comeback. Hopefully?

I think shes needs to bounce up and down on my cock. That would make her feel better.

I AM NOT SURE WHAT TO SAY. WHAT IF IT SAYS HE IS THE FATHER THEN WHAT?

i think you guys are just being mean. yes the girl had sex at a young age. most of yall talking mess here has done it younger than her age. the only thing is it caught up with her and she got pregnant but she realizes her mistake and is taking care of it by deciding to keep this innocent child that has nothing to do with the sin comited.i think if that boyfriend of hers really is claming the baby is not his, he is wrong. hes done the deed and now he needs to men up and take care of his responsibility . shoot the girl is rich anyways so i doubt she needs him financially so what his problem?
i really doubt the baby is for her producer.i think thats rumor. she cant be that slutish..i think. i mean i watched one of her shows with my son the other day and she looks too innocent. like a little innocent child

Know one including me wanted another Brittney. I always thought a girl who was acting on nickalodian would be a pragnent woman at the age16. jmaie was a roll modle for me how could she do this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!