Jan 4 2008UPDATE: Britney Spears wasn't on drugs, just crazy

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just goes to prove, you can't fix stupid.

GO BRIT GO! ROCK IT YOU PSYCHO SKANKTARD! We're all right behind you! http://youtube.com/watch?v=vu1C-gtugK4
Why isn't Christina Milian in the "So Freaking Hot" section? Two Nicollettes? BAH!

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Borderline personality disorder (BPD) is a serious mental illness characterized by pervasive instability in moods, interpersonal relationships, self-image, and behavior. This instability often disrupts family and work life, long-term planning, and the individual's sense of self-identity. Originally thought to be at the "borderline" of psychosis, people with BPD suffer from a disorder of emotion regulation. While less well known than schizophrenia or bipolar disorder (manic-depressive illness), BPD is more common, affecting 2 percent of adults, mostly young women.1 There is a high rate of self-injury without suicide intent, as well as a significant rate of suicide attempts and completed suicide in severe cases.2,3 Patients often need extensive mental health services, and account for 20 percent of psychiatric hospitalizations.4 Yet, with help, many improve over time and are eventually able to lead productive lives.

Insanity is not a pretty thing.

She's got a borderline personality.

3 - You are a prob a shining example of this. Crazy isn't the same as stupid.

Brit's crazy? So what else is new?

I predict she'll be dead within 6 months.

@8 She's BATSHIT CRAZY.

I wonder if her life is working out differently than what she had hoped for as a little girl?

Hmm, I really did think it was drugs. But looking back on all of her bad outfit choices through the years... It was only a matter of time before the crazy train picked her up.

Countdown to Suicide Watch!

Re-test please. That's what they said about A.N. Smith's son, didn't they? Or am I mistaken (I could be.)

Now there are some mental condishes that become ripe in the mid twenties, I won't deny that but I have a theory. Remember in the movie "Girl Interrupted" when Whoopie Goldberg had Winona Ryder in the tub screaming and Whoopi said "You're just some girl who'se driving herself crazy." I totally believe that you can "drive" yourself crazy and not be "for real" or "organically" crazy.

I feel that Brit's "breakdown," although real-ish, truly is the result of a huge ego gone mad.

or @10 I guess...

It's only a matter of time before we hear about Britney shooting up a mall in some largely rural area.

Actually, what pushed her over the edge was when Jayden drank the last swig of her Venti Mocha-Carmel Latte. That little fucker wasn't going anywhere until he paid for a new one or he told her how "the magical berries funnel towels to Tokyo, forcefully.*"

(* Did I mention BATSHIT INSANE?!?!)

my vote is for community service for her. in Iraq.

Well, as Chris Rock put it......Whatever happened to plain old crazy?

Fuck, man! I was wrong as well. I thought for certain that Britney was so fucked-up because of drugs (methamphetamines). I was thinking that she's mentally unstable as well, but that drugs were serving to accelerate her instability.

Damn. I was wrong for once. Never again. One time out of life: not bad!

I guess, though, that, in the pantheon-of reckless behavior, schizophrenia trumps drug abuse nine-times out of ten. I'm so happy that I have Britney in my life.

And hey...better a borderline personality than no personality at all!! HAHA...HA....ha....ho......................*sighs* Is this thing on?

It won't be long before Britney not only loses equal custody of her kids, but loses control of her own money. My guess is that a fight will start soon to get a court appointed representative in place to control her fortune, so she doesn't blow it on frivolous things. She will probably get an allowance, which will be huge, but not allow her to totally waste what she earned. And let's hope so. I don;t want the bitch to be supported by the state when she can do it herself now, unless she blows it.

Crazy moms make for super-fun birthday parties and shit.

All she needs now is about 12 cats to complete the look!

JANE!
And you got that right....you should see the creative balloon creatures crazy mom's make at berfday parties and the new and interesting pinata fillings...

Methinks she could be drinking too much caffeine. From the Wiki on caffeine.

"The symptoms of caffeine intoxication are not unlike overdoses of other stimulants. It may include restlessness, nervousness, excitement, insomnia, flushing of the face, increased urination, gastrointestinal disturbance, muscle twitching, a rambling flow of thought and speech, irritability, irregular or rapid heart beat, and psychomotor agitation. In cases of much larger overdoses mania, depression, lapses in judgment, disorientation, loss of social inhibition, delusions, hallucinations, psychosis, rhabdomyolysis, and death may occur."

Note "rambling flow of thought" "irritability" "mania" "depression" "lapses in judgment" "loss of social inhibition"

I believe her condition is called "spoiled immature attention seeking baby" characterized by malignant narcissim (which is actually quite epidemic in hollywood) and a tendency to have tantrums and displays of petulance when she doesn't get her way. It is also characterized by an inflated sense of entitlement and a total disregard for the needs of anyone but herself. I beleive the condition is caused when you start with a person with below average intelligence and stunted emotional maturity and add in excessive adoration and media attention combined with too much money and an underlying lack of true talent. The talentlessness eventaully becomes apparent and the person resorts to all kinds antics to stay the focus of attention.

Damn, someone made a Girl, Interrupted comment before me. I was gonna say something like, "Let's get some Angelina Jolie, stat!"

Is there a psychological term for stupid? Like "clinically stupid"? Because I think that's what Britney is. With terminal attention whoreness.

Obviously, having never met the dummy, I can't render a professional opinion, but I think that's what it is. She's an attention whore. That's why she's smiling in the back of an ambulance. If she was really crazy, she'd be freaking out, but she's sitting there smiling like she's at the mall or something. I don't think she has a mental illness, I think she's just an idiot who wants to be the center of attention like she always has been. If you want to call that crazy, fine, but I think it just makes her immature. She's a 20-something woman who wants to be 16 again. Which makes her not unlike a lot of other attention whores in America who want people to pay attention to them just because.

My ex was bi polar, obsessive compulsive and borderline personality. That crap(borderline) does not usually happen unless sexual abuse is involved, so if she has it, would have to at least make you wonder if she got messed with when younger by some sick freak.

But who knows, maybe she is just bi-polar, needs some lithium, and she will be a crazy chick without the edge.

Between Paris getting her inheritance taken away, LiLo showing her true colors as a sexual addict, and Britney showing whacked in the head she is, is has been a great week. Mischa Barton was just a bonus. Lucky bitch got busted in the best week possible now as she is not even on the main pages.

It won't be long before Britney not only loses equal custody of her kids, but loses control of her own money. My guess is that a fight will start soon to get a court appointed representative in place to control her fortune, so she doesn't blow it on frivolous things. She will probably get an allowance, which will be huge, but not allow her to totally waste what she earned. And let's hope so. I don;t want the bitch to be supported by the state when she can do it herself now, unless she blows it.

Jayden's friends are gonna get really uncomfortable when she drunkenly offers to teach each of them to play pocket pool...

#7 She doesn't have BPD, what she has is CTSR aka Crazier Than a Shithouse Rat.

@27 Word.

HA HA # 19-- I told ya that bitch was crazy!

LMAO!!! This is the funniest running story, ever! I hope the next part is revealing that she shaved the retard kids' hair.

#19 - I wouldn't hit her... but I'll shake the shit out of a bitch...

27's comment was by far the best Britney Spears theory I've heard.

And the spin goes on. toxicology reports usually take up to a week to be processed so this is just bullshit. She was on OXY, bet on it, and god knows what else. I wish her publicists luck trying to convinvce everyone she's clean.

Is she wearing a black babydoll nightie?

My guess is, she went over the top when she saw those pics of Kevin and Paris together, having a great blast over New Year. This and her pregnant sister .. she just HAD to do something so that she gets back on the main pages.

I wonder why no one mentions where Lynn is.

I always have the feeling that all of this shit is just a big PR stunt over the years and who knows. Maybe Lynne told Brit it's now her turn to be in the headlines again and this crap is just a plot.

That's why I also still don't believe that jamie lynn really is pregnant. I'll believe it when she pops out a kid.

KFED says "Ha ha hahahahahaha, this is all part of master plan to get her money"

Step 1: Pretend to dance
Step 2: Get hired by singer as a back up dancer
Step 3: Only have sex with singer in the dark, (swaps places with hung black dude, and sends her into heaven)
Step 4: Oh she hooked now, Talk her into buying a ring and paying you to marry her.
Step 5: Pre-nup, ha, just a small bump.
Step 6: Have sex with her this time yourself and get her pregnant, Damn she noticing something wrong, twice she damn you were a lot bigger before. Play it off as post wedding gitters. Her mental stability slipping.
Step 7: Wahoo, she pregnant , got a reprieve for 9 months.
Step 8: baby comes
Step 9: repeat steps 6 - 8.
Step 10: Damn she on to me,
Step 11: Tossed out on my ass, but she headed to ape shit since that dude can't be found to send her to heaven
Step 12: WAHOO, finally flew over the coo coo nest. Call lawyer, start preceding to seize control of estate and money.
Step 13: Send the brats off to Louisiana Hillbilly Trailer Park academy.
Step 14: Buy a tricked out trailer and some gold linen duct tape, and beer and live happily ever after.

#38...I think that her publicists include that Sam guy, Alli, and x17online. I am not sure when Life & Style magazine reporting became credible, but they are the only ones quoting "sources" that Britney was not on drugs. It takes weeks to get tests back like that. It took that long with Anna Nicole, and I am sure, even if she is amidst a custody battle, it will take that long for Britney. I bet the public is in for another 500 theories explaining why she did what she did.

#42 right you are. Remember Chris Benoit? It took 2 weeks to get his toxicology results back and that was a muder invsetigation ! How fucking stupid do Brits poeple think we are?

Never mind me... I'm just chillin' a bottle of Dom... making some hors d'œuvre... sitting in front of my laptop..

Just waiting for that long overdue, magical, special moment when she will be left alone in a room with sharp objects, or a bottle of bleach, or some rope...

Like I said before, the has-been washed-up skank needs to go to jail. Lockdown at a funny farm is a good first step before she goes completely ape-shit and kills her sons.

This girl is crazy AND on drugs.

"Her blood test just came back, and, thank God, it was clean."
Yeah fuckin right...

Did someone say obsessive compulsive disorder is caused by sexual abuse? I love people that just make stuff up off the top of their heads.

I think it's sad, sad, sad... but this is "the superficial" so let's just say she's depressed that she's a joke.

Some of you people on here make me sick! Someone has had a horrible breakdown and you make fun of it like it's a joke.

Yeah ok, Britney hasn't exactly been mom of the year, but to be on lockdown in a MENTAL hospital means this situation is serious and potentially LIFE THREATENING. ( Oh yeah, I forgot. Some of you asshats will find that amusing too.. )

#48 Karissa - Funniest comment so far today!

48 - Shut up.

(ANOTHER one with a kutesy name like Karissa; it's amazing, the correllation between cutesy named bloggers and their goodie-two-shoed comments)

#48 Karissa........fuck off.

#27 Are you Make Me Puke, MD?

Because your diagnosis is the ONLY one that fits....and I believe the ICD-9 code for that dx is 666.66.

People, people, people. It's the Disney curse. Jeeze. Can't you see that she was probably molested by one of her Disney managers / handlers and now she's all messed up about it.

All the Disney women are messed up, to some degree.

Yep, Make Me Puke nailed it, except he forgot one thing which #41 correctly assesses -- dickmatization. As well as the unnecessary pregnancies that Federline needed to assure his fortune.

Put #27 and #41 together and you have Britney's recipe for loolooloolooloo. She had one chance of salvation. It was when she went to a hotel and was watching the bartender and said, "This would be fun, I'd like to do this." She should have. Being a bartender is what she was born for -- dumb and fun and cute.

just when you think she can't stoop any lower, she goes ahead and proves you wrong.
all we can do is pray for the kids, it's not there fault there mom is a train wreck.

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@50 Right on Val. Only saving grace for that twat is that she doesn't have an "ty" or "ny" at the end of her name. First off Carissa is a stupid cutsie name, swap out the C for K and you have terminal fuckedupidness.

when will her lawyers claim postpartum depression? it's coming. oh, you wait.

All else aside...she looks totally fuckable in this picture and in the last one, too.

omg i feel really bad 4 britney. God be with her, her family, and her little boys. i hope they really do help her out. those doctors...unprofessional much? seriously...wow anyways britney's gonna make a comeback and i pray that she'll be alright.

BRITNEY WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

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You really just cant cut this bitch a break can you? She is mental...give her a fucking break.

YEAH RIGHT!

She will make a come back,... i hope!

+1 to #27

#48? Hilarious! Real good stuff. 'Life threatening'; I'm a hopin', and a prayin'.

60 - Cheyenne, is it? I think the California Judicial System has given the illustrious Ms. Spears enough breaks.

How bout you give US a break from your candy-assed comments.

I wonder if any of the paramedics at the hospital tried grabbing her tits while she was out of it.....I wouldve.

-Drunk Pervert

ohhh the humanity!

That's funny, DR, I thought it was downers. She's always got such a dazed look in the eye, not so tweeky.

Yeah I still don't believe the no drugs thing anyway. I don't know how the hell she passed that shit (*cough* paid someone at the hospital or switched some urine with her assistant), but the bitch is on something.

Just die already Britney. If I never saw another BS story again, it would still be too soon. End it all Britney, it's the right thing to do.

Well THAT'S certainly a friggin relief !!

all this time I thought she was whacked out on ~drugs~ *phew* ......

How the hell does anyone here know if she has Borderline Personality Disorder? I would be willing to bet that nearly all of you don't even have any idea what BPD is all about and what it really means to have it aside from people you know saying "ummm yeah, that's when a girl acts totally nuts" I have BPD and I happen to know the disorder has a VERY specific set of psychological diagnostic symptoms which need to be met in order to be diagnosed as actually having the disorder. And since there is NO way of knowing whether BS actually has at least of the 5 of the 9 DSM diagnostic criteria which need to be met according to a psychiatrist to be diagnosed as having BPD, the claim that Brit has Borderline Personality Disorder just because she "seems to act crazy" is ignorant, offensive, and further stigmatizes those of us who are actually intelligent human beings, simply suffering from a terrible mental illness.

Oh and just another note: I have noticed that so many people nowadays like playing "internet doctor" online and are frequently taking it upon themselves to diagnose other people that they don't even know with mental illnesses from their computer chairs based on nothing more than Googling, Wikipedia and their own personal opinions instead of any medical evidence. Just know that by doing this, you are doing a great disservice to everyone who actually has the illnesses you are speaking of by spreading false information.

Well, it's a good thing she at least still has those hot photos and a profile on some millionaire dating site, right?

Umm Taryn........This is a gossip site not WebMD.

Maybe she is a bit crazy because her children were taken from her. Hmmm. ???? Maybe?? Nah. That wouldn't cause a person to become a bit unstable.

We can all become emotionally unstable if life gets hectic. We can all get a little crazy if everything is going wrong... Unless you are the other half of the world on prozac.

Taryn: Spoken like a truly duped subject of the Pharmacology Gods. "That doctor knows stuff that you don't ya'all. I have a note that says I got five of them seven signs of a personality disorder, so my fucked up choices in life cannot be held against me. I'm sick ya'all!"

BREAKING NEWS---just heard Britney has a MEDICAL PROBLEM, some kind of thyroid disease.

So YOU'RE ALL WRONG. All it takes to cure her is surgery .

ok--- i bet that thyroid condition was brought on by all the 'stimulants' she is on for adhd and narclepsy-- (which are amphetimines)-- over doing adderall will bring on a 'thyroid disorder' SHE IS ON DRUGS- but they arent counting what she is on--cause a doctor gave them to her- I HOPE THEY FIND OUT WHO HER DOC IS-- and revoke his medical license- lol@ britney is a narcleptic-- more like a clepto-maniac---- and i doubt they perscribe stimulants for that disorder-- more like hard time-- for steeling---christina A is hotter and a better singer- and looks better than brittney pregnant! BTW....Who the hell is this new fat girl i see hanging with brittney alllll the time (recently) its obvious she hangs with tha girl so she can be the hot one-- that girls teeth are messed up-- and brittney does look great!!!!! (WHEN SHE IS STANDING BESIDE HER)
Someone tie a steak around brittney's neck- maybe then she could play with a real dog--instead of a fat rotten tooth bitch--lol---

the spears girls are so good at being in a horizontal posistion--i swear they would make better lines--than celeb's and role models--they both seem so starved 4 male attention--makes me wonder more about the dad's parenting skills-

Yeah, RIpt. I don't know what Britney's (breeder is) on; could be downers.

I say 'methamphetamines' because, well I know how to spell it off the top of my head. And I really enjoy the destruction that 'meph' does to a person's mouth.

I'd like to see that in Britney: Meth mouth! It's a fantasy, really. A sexual fantasy.

P.S. Kiss is on VH1-2 (whatever they're calling it) and I must change the channel fast; I don't want some fucking ratings company to think that I was enjoying Kiss or something

Don't you think Paul Stanley's such a fag?! Ha! I mean there's nothing wrong with being homosexual, but, Paul's just so flamboyant. I saw him shaking his ass like a woman, no shit! And the thighless spandex-tights Gene Simons is wearing (?).. Ugh.. Rock 'n Roll! I guess.

Yeah dude - about Kiss, here's the best way to enjoy them - get an album called Love Gun, play it, love it. (Turn OFF the tv unless you wanted to be blinded by the spandex thighs). They aren't so much a visual treat, even with the makeup.

Rock n roll forever.

#78 go smoke some more crack. Yeah the insane asylum's are full of people with Thyroid condidtions you absolute fucking moron. But thanks for the laugh. Thyroid conditions manifest themselves in numerous ways but bat shit craziness and suicide attempts aren't usually one of them. I'm no doctor but I did study some and I would have to say Brits behaviour is consistant with someone who was abused as a child and/or may have a heriditary mental condition that has been compounded by drug use. Keep in mind people the drugs she used may not have been illegal. She may have tried to OD on perscribed anti-depressants, maybe even by accident. Its alot more common that u think.

Sorry Superficial but you, TMZ and Perez all scooped on this one by a no account blog @ http://atlanticrancher.net/journal. This one even got the DSM IV axis and committment info!

Did you hear about what Britney said to one of the firemen?

Brit to Uniform in her face: I just made your whole salary for a year in the time since I met you...what do you think of that?
Uniform in her face to Brit: Yeah, but I don't have to look at your asshat face when I look in the mirror. Priceless.

i beat anyone would go borderline if put under such stress.

What a waste of bandwidth.(This thread)

@86. Borderline. Feels like she's going to lose her mind. We just keep on pushing her love - over the borderline.

I think intill each and everyone of you poor pathetic losers go threw the deal of loving someone you betrays you making the desion to leave them and doing it.And the faggit bitch gets mad cause there goes his free ride , starts fucking with you takes money then threatens for the kids and gets them off your money yall would be depressed . the other night she didnt want to give them back shes their mother dumb fucks not having her kids is enough but look at the other shit this faggit bitch has put her threw i hope he gets hit by a bus and the rest of you fag bitches need to grow up its a gals life you inconsiderate fools................................................................