Jan 24 2008Britney Spears terrorizes elementary schools

FIRST you newbie cunts!

first!

and she only wanted them to bend over so she could draw clouds and sunshines on their butts.
You know what they say, no kin, no foul.

I love her Travolta/Battlefield Earth look.

I think the cocktail in the Budweiser cup is a nice touch - really shows she's coming along as a responsible parent...

That isn't funny, thats just sad :/

When did Warf start wearing Dolce And Gabana sunglasses?

Newbie cunts? That sounds like a fucking tribe. And I think I like it.

Could someone, ANYONE, please do something about her? Personally, I would wait until she came out of Starbucks (sipping a moch-choco-latte with an extra shot of crazy), throw her into my plain white van, smack her around and then take her to get her tubes tied.

What she gonna do when the money runs out???

That is pretty sad. She needs some help. I still want to do her. Either before or after she gets the help.

Brit-Brits hairline looks just like mine about a year before I went completely bald...niiiice.

She's really gone off the deep end and needs a permanent caretaker...

oh my goodness. . .

11- it's a fivehead.

She was actually enrolling in 2nd grade. Again.

At least that jacket's covering her google-eye nipples.

Boy, I pull that shit and go downtown in a cop car... This bitch just skates. Who says money can't buy happiness?

What's up with the TWO purses? One for each personality of the day?

What's up with the TWO purses? One for each personality of the day?

the money isn't running out... that's the problem! she's still raking in half a mil a day or something. she could go on like this for another year or two! we're all doomed.

I know we all get mad at her for dropping her kids, but it's better than what she usually does... swallow other people's kids...

#1 - Newbiecunt? Is that a state in India?

@17&18...what's with the two posts? One for each personality of the day?

Brittany just issued an Amber Alert for her bottle of Vodka.

No way this is true. There would be pictures if it were.

Some days, when I have time to daydream, I wonder if Britney is just putting this all on, in order to get attention. because she's just a lost soul. Then I dump the bongwater.

This story sounds like complete BS; yes as in Britney Spears, and yes as in bullshit. I'm not buying it. Not that it something I can't see her doing; more like... the paps would have all sorts of videos of this going down and it would be posted on the internet. So where's it at? Anyways, nice receding hairline Brit! Good Lord, what female starts getting a receding hairline at 26?! And that Battlefield Earth comment was hilarious, so "spot on" as Britney would say, ha.

NO, Rich....a Newbie Cunt is like a yellow jacket's vajayjay.....I think.......

Does this story seem likely given the number of Pap-Spears there are following this train wreck everywhere? Where are the pictures of this event? Pics or it didn't happen.

#16 That's what will be her downfall, that these douche bag LEOs haven't done anything about her because she's this big star. Michael J. Fox he used to get all fucked up and drive like a maniac and the stupid star struck pigs just let him go, and he said that was the worst thing they could have done to him. Of course he turned out alright, until he started shaking all over and shit of course.

21 - well played!

Jamie Lynn Spears To Give Up Her Baby
Thu, 24 Jan 2008
Jamie Lynn Spears has agreed to give up her unborn baby, it has been claimed. The 16-year-old star of Nickelodeon show 'Zoey 101' will reportedly give the child to her mother Lynne as soon as it is born, so she can focus on her career.

A source told America's Star magazine: "After several weeks of personal soul searching and talks and discussions with her mom, Jamie Lynn reluctantly agreed that giving up the baby is the right thing to do."

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"Lynne says Jamie doesn't understand the lifelong consequences of having a baby. She wants Jamie Lynn to continue her show business career after the baby is born and Jamie Lynn also realizes she wants to enjoy her teenage years without the responsibilities of caring for a baby."

"Jamie Lynn will be back at work and trying to remind people of her talent and not that she is an unwed teenage mother."

Lynne will raise the baby at the family home in Kentwood, Louisiana, away from the Hollywood spotlight. Since Jamie Lynn announced her pregnancy she has been living at the family's $3 million estate while studying for a high school equivalency exam and attending parenting classes. But it is believed once she gives birth she will return to Los Angeles to pursue her acting career.

Jamie Lynn, the younger sister of Britney Spears, insists her 18-year-old boyfriend Casey Aldridge is the father of her baby. However, insiders claim the father is actually a much older TV executive from her show.

A source said: "Jamie Lynn has been working on her show 'Zoey 101' since she was 13. In Hollywood, little girls grow up fast and she's no exception. With everything that has gone on in her family, she needed someone to look up to."

"But the man she found seems to have completely taken advantage of her."

A representative for Jamie Lynn denied she plans to give up her baby.

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Would this fucking pimple on the ass of humanity just DIE already?

The school called police and reported a big-headed, receding hair-lined, pale faced, no talent, foul-smelling entertainer trying to kidnap 2 kids.
Heath Ledger and Brittany Spears are the two main suspects.

I rule Brit to be sane.

/that is all
//she's not dead she's just having fun
///y'all

Hey, I'd let Michael J. Fox make me a martini anyday.

@29-Thank you, thank you..

@32 - C'mon...Heath probably won't be foul smelling for ATLEAST a couple more hours.

He'd also be damn handy to have around when the batteries crap out on my dildo..

That's just sad =(
She needs somebody to be there for her.

@34 - good one...now you've got me wondering if he'd be like a human vibrator.

IF someone were trying to guess what could possibly be Britney's next move, that was a fairly good guess. Again, put up or shut up with the pics.

p0nk, I hope you don't think I was picking on you... I mean I love you like a brother.... okay, well, a step-brother because technically then, we could still screw .

Deal Dialy: Today, not so good. Blitney Speals tly to take my prace as Biggest Schoo Tellolist in Amelica. Blitney Speals boln in yeal of Cock....she not so good. Cho numbah one tellolist of schoo in Amelica. Make me so piss off.

Pinky...we just SHINED. again.

I thought I was the only one who brought party cups to grade schools!

She was NOT at the school to pick up her lawyers kids. She was there to find out if she was smarter than a 5th grader. She was last seen leaving the Pre-K yelling, "Ya'll know those little fuckers cheat."

Cho make me raff rong time.

FRIST!!! Are you getting #41 drunk and not sharing??

Z, it's also handy to have him around when you need to touch up a nick on the wall and the paint can's been sitting around for a couple of years.

I thought it was a picture of Richard Grieco at first.

#38 - About as good as Terri Schiavo was as a human blow up doll... I can't tell you how many times I had to tell my friends "No, don't wipe her, just let it dry there..."

#43 Um, no... but lately I just bring my martini shaker and glass, but only to math competitions and spelling bees..

Where are the rest of the ferreteers? What other girls? I thought there were more.

#41

All she needed to do was yell, "Stop, hammer time", while voguing with a two pound sledgehammer and a terrified seven year-old to eclipse your fifteen minutes.

#44: Are you here all week? I sure hope not.

41-ha-Cho from Virginia Tech. Oh so bad, but kinda funny. What? Too early?

She didn't say that at all.

I wouldn't be surprised to see Brittany Spears spotted at a Beverly Hill McDonalds restaurant, trying to force Chicken McNuggets into a small mannequin's mouth, while trying to breast feed a baby duck.

@49 - I just made that sick donkey guffaw laughter noise. Just give Terri a pretty balloon to look at..she'll be ah'iite. See, she's smiling? She LOVES it in the ass.

Yeah that Margaret Cho's a funny funny....wait, who???

Where's her pussy-chinned camel jockey?

Hey FRIST, I'll see your martini shaker and raise you a keg. Hey, I wanted to apologize to ya about the Renfro/Ledger comment I made to you. I see what you were trying to say.

Hey Office Whore, I share.... not my liquor, but anything else!!

@59 - probably in the Habib van with the engine running and the door open.

Speaking of liquor, is it lunch yet? I'm so damn cold here I was thinking I need a straight shot of whiskey or something with an umbrella. They are like the same thing, right?

Oh, no prob Beer Baron..

@51 Is that like Mouseketeers? OK, I'm game. Just tell me the rules as we go along.

Deal Dialy: Today, not so good. Dishonuhbur asscrown name Flist talk shit on cousin Malget. Flist bling shame to entile virrage.....Flist shourd shove own head up twat....it make implovement.....espesherry fol hul bleath.

i really want her to be the cautionary tale.. "eat your brocolli children.. or britney spears will kidnap you from school!"

i really want her to be the cautionary tale.. "eat your brocolli children.. or britney spears will kidnap you from school!"

Oh. seems she is on millionairefriends.com. It is a site for celebrities and millionaires to mingle. ...It's said she is writing a blog there.

Is this bitch going bald for real or is it the hair style????

maybe britney will give you a swig of vodka from her little plastic budweiser cup. lucky for her it *looks* like it could be water.

Man. I wish I had kids at that school. I would be tossing them at her. "Take 'em home Britney!" Then, when she accidentally microwaves one or mistakes the other for a floatation device and throws it into the pool, I'll sue for wrongfull death and get millions! You can watch my kids anytime, fucknut! God. I hate those fuckin' kids. About time they did SOMETHING for me.

67, and 68....you stupid stuttering fag. HAHA...you got the shakesies.....who are you Janet Reno? You shakey fucking retarded.............wail....Toby? Toby Toby? MOTHER FUCKER! I haven't seen you since that time you ate that brownie made out of cow shit back on the farm!! HOLY!

68... it wasn't funny the first time.

#69- you are slick, my friend. Thanks to you and your crafty friends, that site has generated enough money to buy one tic-tac.

@65 - there is no longer such thing as Ferreteers. They've involved into a newerer and stronger breed. You may recall the phrase: "Survival of the fittest" - which is a concept relating to competition for survival or predominance, or if you prefer "natural selection". The weak have been killed or staved off and only the strong survived - which is what you see here today.

Man, the idiot posters are on parade today.

Yeah, um, I see that my goldfish has a blog on fuckamillionaire.com. It's where millionaires fuck whores on line for a small fee. You might get lucky. Huh. It's crazy.

#39 Jack's Doctor.

You seriously want picture proof to show that Britney is crazy? Are you fucking kidding me? How many more picture's of this whacked out cunt do you need?

We've seen her in slow motion, fast motion, isolated camera, pixilated camera, and finally X-ray vision which show leaping skeletons in bluish void with Yoo Hoo bottles shoved up their asses!

Actually, that last part was a nightmare I had due to Zanna's avatar... But you get my point!

@67&68: Eat your brocolli, Toby.

I thought at least PB's boobs would have survived.

.....yep...there goes one right there at #77!

Oh. Seems she is on papahotnuts.com. It is a site for people to mingle and share rants about important current events. ...It's said the site will be operational ANY DAY NOW.

My friends go to fuckamillionairesmother.com. My friend Johnny logged on and within minutes, he was on a flight to Las Vegas to fuck the mother of Celene Dion. Far out!

AnonymousSpamMartyr, you're off your game dude. millionairefriends.com just made another 40 cents and you're asleep at the wheel.

NINJA!!!!! That is NOT a Yoo-Hoo bottle, it's Coca-Cola and it's delicious AND refreshing.

@77 - this is the most entertaining day you've had in a long time. admit it. it's better than the posts.

I went to millionairefriends.com once.......everyone talked like Lovey and Thurston Howell III......it was very off-putting.

Remember Margo Kidder (Lois Lane)? Here's what happened to her:

"...Kidder has bipolar disorder, which led to a widely publicized manic episode in 1996. Kidder was found by Los Angeles police in a distressed state. She was placed in psychiatric care." (I remember this story disctinctly)

That was only 12 years ago....why can't we put Brittany (I refuse to write it the other way ever again) away in psychiatrica care? What happened to those good old days when you could be put away?

Here's an old song....

They're coming to take me away haha,
they're coming to take me away hoho, heehee, haha,
to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time,
and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats,
cuz they're coming to take me away HAHA!

*looks nervously away as Papa glares at me re: website*

@83- dme
The only thing operational about me you need to worry is about my right hand and in which the manner it will give you a swift donkey-punch.

Pick a hair color for Christ's sake.

Excuse me, I have to pee..

Walrus meat anyone?

90 - ahhh the good old donkey punch (good times, good times)

No thanks, Rich... it always looks undercooked to me.

What else could I possibly add to this beautiful story?

Truth really is stranger than fiction. Fuck yeah!

86- not so much. I'm going to take a nap now. You people bore the shit out of me. Goodnight. Oh, and fuck off, 82.

OMG I just caught #66. That fuckin funny..

Yeah, I can laugh at myself

But always remember this.....I GOT NO PROBLEM WITH HOMICIDE.

RichPort that is disgusting!!

No one wants that freakish peak penis anywhere near them. Well, accept for Woodhorse and Wally's mom.

#95 - What? Pink is the new black, and nutless is the new macho.

ha8ter is so funny! Mother fuck! I mean, what an intelligent, well thought-out, post! I could never be bored reading his analysis of everyone else! Goddamn... whew... that was more entertaining than watching Ledger decompose.

I see Ms. Spears came to the school with a Budweiser go cup--just like my mom used to do.

I'm having a special moment just looking at the pic. Thank you, The Superficial. Because of you there will be one less assault, rape and/or murder tonight because I'm feeling kinda loved right now.

Now remember son, don't play with the mean kids, they'll only hurt your feelings.....put your right hand on your left shoulder nd your left hand on your right shoulder and rock back and forth...that's it...that's it.....

Mama's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin',
Mama's little baby loves short'nin' bread,
Mama's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin',
Mama's little baby loves short'nin' bread.

If you are nuts you can get out of criminal behavior and responibility for children huh? I think not.

Alright I gotta go. My dealer is waiting for me at Burger King. And my vodka is waitning for me at the liquor store. The syringes are waiting for me at the pharmacy. Ok, I'm just kidding. Maybe.

her hair is fancy.

id do her ,

id do her ,

id do her ,

Spears, beers, and queers

(cowboys, yaaaah!)

vrem vrem

Hey, Rich. I thought 'new black' were those Stella got her goove back-Tyler Perry house of payne yuppy blacks?

Like Will Smith or something. That kind of new black.

#84 Ceilen Dion family lives in Quebec, Canada.

As for the crazy, she needs to get the fuck out of the country. Maybe go some place where no one cares about her and her stupid antics. She is like a four year old who wants attention, any kind, even if it's bad. She is receding back into childhood and the fact that no one in her family has taken a stand against her is sad and distrubing. Say what you want about this nut job, but she wouldn't be where she is today if it wasn't for her "supportive" family making her a cash cow.

That HAS to be the ugliest jacket I have ever seen.

@76 thanks for the food chain compliment.

#103 Hanging out with Britney has not had a favorable outcome.. That being said, I'm afraid I understood you.

You would think that with her money she'd be able to afford better extensions.

The things that I coulds say today. Lots of things.

Looks like you've lost members. finally.

@99 Well I would like to at least see what a peak penis looks like. (Don't everybody unzip at once)

peak is typo, you know, a mistake. Kind of like your pathetic existance.

@118 a typo is like, you know, "existance" -

Someone remembered their hollies today! BA-ZING!!!

#119 now you got it.....Stupid dumbass slow learners.

#113 Which jacket? she is wearing 2 different ones...???

Ok - now can they involuntarily commit her? It keeps being reported that the family can't commit her yet - what more is it going to take?

Ok - now can they involuntarily commit her? It keeps being reported that the family can't commit her yet - what more is it going to take?

Ok . Is it just me, or does Britt Britt really look like a predator from that movie Predator lately? I mean honestly check it out http://www.hollywood-collectibles.com/predator1.jpg
http://www.ee.duke.edu/~drsmith/cloaking/predator.jpg

The hairline is basically the same! :))))))

#125 you nailed it my friend. The resemblance is uncanny. Shitney is the Predator, in more ways than one apparently.

I once had a buddy we called the Predator. He's in the joint now for throwing a hooker off a balcony. Life's funny like that.

#40 isn't inbreeding how you wound up with the extra breast? Not that there is anything wrong with that of course..

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!! :'(

I'LL HANG OUT WITH YOU BRITNEY!!!

Oh my god, we could like, totally hang out and go to Starbucks and Walgreens and just mess around and laugh and talk. It would be so awesome. Call me.

I was thinking Predator too. Just give her another couple months of no bathing and those dreds will be nice and ropey. Maybe she'll ditch the British accent and start talking in grunts and clicks. That would be awesome. And wearing a mask would be a nice bonus. Remember at the end of the first movie when Arnold tears its mask off and it starts laughing with that awful huge fanged mouth? I'm almost positive that's what you'd get if you took this chick's pants off.

Who drinks water out of a budweiser cup?

I usually like to talk shit, but I feel bad for Brit. Hey that rhymes!!!!!!!!!!! But I really do feel bad for her.

What a fucking stupid story. Is anyone here really that incredibly retarded to believe this? The fucking gossip press doesn't know what to do to sell... they'll sell they're momma's soul just to make a little money. Now they feel like pretending to make Britney Spears seem insane is a good way to sell... what a bunch of fucking morons, all these scum people that live out of this and spread these nasty rumors about people should go to jail for defamation.
Leave the girl the fuck alone, you no life scum.

I've finally found a silver lining for the mistress of meltdown. Her evaporating hairline should be an inspiration to every middle-aged man in America. With the right representation she could be the new spokesperson for one of those hair care solutions.

Hey - at some point it will be necessary to think new revenue stream. If I was doing the deal I would stipulate that the English accent stays (win/win) - but I'm probably one of the few still supporting her best interests.

Poor girl. Stop bashing her.

bueno me parece bin jaja q hasta los chikos de las escuuela hablaen de britney jaja osea es full famosa... jaja

to the people who feel bad for her, shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen:

"Lensman Alison Silva tells celebrity private eye Paul Barresi: "Britney is in on it. [She] calls the paparazzi before she goes out. We know 15 minutes before she leaves the house. It's all staged." Silva adds that when four photographers were arrested last week for chasing the increasingly demented pop tart, "one of [them who] works for my company told me that Britney sent him a text message and said she was sorry. She tried to talk the cops into not arresting them . . . Money, fame, the excitement. It's part of her life." Barresi told Page Six that after reviewing footage of Spears with Adnan Ghalib, "[he] appeared to purposely position Britney in full view of fellow paparazzi to help them get the shot . . . It appeared that Britney is in on the sham."

off of idontlikeyouinthatway.com

what brit needs is a good ol' fashioned wrist cutting

SHE'S JUST FUCKIN CRAZY MAN

she's starting to look a bit like Nicholas Cage.

This is not Britney, this is a stand-in. Britney is REQUIRED to show her nipples through her shirt at all public appearances.

Personally I think the cup full of booze was a nice touch. Kind of completes the image of totally whacked out fuck bunny she seems to be going for......

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