Jan 4 2008Britney Spears may be arrested for ‘unnamed’ charges
Britney Spears’ custody standoff may be defined as a hostage situation that could result in her arrest. Officers rode in the ambulance with Britney which means she is technically in police custody. The seriousness of the matter involves the time she was alone with Jayden in the house. He was taken to the ER by the police and released a few hours ago to Kevin. Here’s OK! Magazine’s rundown of the events:
At some point, 2-year-old Sean Preston is removed from the house, leaving only little Jayden inside with his mother.8 p.m.: The police are notified of a custodial situation at Britney's house and officers are dispatched to The Summit. But when they arrive, they find that the court-appointed monitor, who has been locked out of the house, is not in possession of the paperwork required to allow them to enter Britney's house.
9:20 p.m.: K-Fed's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan arrives at The Summit with the required paperwork. He and five police cars enter the gated community and drive up to Britney's house.
10:30 p.m.: More than a dozen police officers, as well as two ambulances and a handful of fire rescue trucks are now on the scene. Sometime before 11 p.m., Britney's cousin Alli and Brit's assistant Carla leave the house, leaving Brit alone with Jayden James.
11:45 p.m.: Britney is taken out of her home strapped to a gurney and placed into an ambulance, which is escorted by 13 police cars with sirens blaring to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, arriving at approximately 12:30 a.m. Jayden is brought to the hospital in a separate vehicle.
Britney Spears is currently on 72-hour lockdown for mental observation where she will later be booked for “as-yet-unnamed offensives.” We all saw this day coming, but, I hope I speak for the rest of you, nobody wanted to see a toddler held hostage then watch the police kick in the door and strap his mom to a gurney. So I’m going to put the snark on the back burner for a minute. But, don’t worry, Kevin’s lawyers are already meeting with the judge and I’m sure the end result will be rife with folly. If not, I’ll make a joke about my penis.
Reader Comments
1. aj - January 4, 2008 11:34 AM
fag
2. dang - January 4, 2008 11:35 AM
dang , shes fucked up.
3. sickboy - January 4, 2008 11:37 AM
oh snap
4. 23413123 - January 4, 2008 11:38 AM
Do they really need 13 police cars for all this..
5. nominus - January 4, 2008 11:39 AM
Yep. This sucks for those kids. Bad thing to have to live through.
6. Erin - January 4, 2008 11:39 AM
Good for you not getting snarky...those poor babies.
7. reader - January 4, 2008 11:40 AM
aghhhhhhhhhhhhh not to be like chris crocker but maybe this will make people leave her alone. She's only human after all
8. Narcissist - January 4, 2008 11:41 AM
What's Christina Milian wearing right now? Is Addnads there by Britneys side?
9. ph7 - January 4, 2008 11:42 AM
It's kinda funny when the least of a mom's problems is the preganacy of her unmarried 16 year old daughter.
10. heidi - January 4, 2008 11:43 AM
I think we really need to step back and leave her alone. i think fans need to but a stop to the way people trat her. by that i mean they shouldnt contribute to buying tabloid maazines or any thing of gossip. Maybe by that action her storys wont be "HOT STUFF" and we'll give her a break to recuperate.
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11. Danielle - January 4, 2008 11:43 AM
Oh, the look of constipation...
12. Ted from LA - January 4, 2008 11:46 AM
#8, Heidi, you're a whore. Kidnapping gets you life in prison where I come from... I wonder what will happen in LALAland. 6 hours of community service? 13 police cars? Are the police out there part-time photogs?
For all you "she brought this on herself" types... I have two words for you: mental illness.
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13. Snarf - January 4, 2008 11:46 AM
Why the hell do they need so many damn police cars?
14. LA - January 4, 2008 11:47 AM
she looks high as a kite in these pictures. Totally out of it. She has no business having her children under her care. She can't even take care of herself.
15. Britney is crazy - January 4, 2008 11:47 AM
Britney is crazy and she does not deserve those boys. They certainly deserve better than she's given them!
16. susan - January 4, 2008 11:47 AM
Do you feel sorry for her? I think she definitely is crazy, but I don''t feel sorry for her. She caused the big mess that she''s in. http://www.blackwhitekiss.com
Also, does anyone know why her son is in the hospital? I hope he didn''t get into her drug stash. :(
17. Pilatunes - January 4, 2008 11:51 AM
A long-term stay in rehab or a mental institution would be good for her. As much as I dislike her music, and think she is an idiot, there comes a point where you have to feel sorry for someone. For me, that's right about now.
18. littlecat - January 4, 2008 11:51 AM
Poor Britney. If she wasn't on anything while this happened, she must've really screwed up her brain when she was still using.
19. Britney NOT on Drugs?! (Thanks fatale_noir) - January 4, 2008 11:53 AM
Life & Style can exclusively report that Britney Spears' blood tests at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center came back negative, despite earlier reports from police that she appeared to be under the influence of a substance when she was taken from her home after a custody dispute last night.
“Her blood test just came back, and, thank God, it was clean. There are no traces of drugs or alcohol of any kind,” a source close to the Spears family tells Life & Style.
This indicates that her odd behavior was not the result of substance abuse, as early reports suggested.
Britney appeared to be laughing when she was taken from her home into an ambulance.
But an LAPD spokesperson was unable to confirm or deny to Life & Style on Friday morning that earlier reports indicated that cops believed Britney appeared to be under the influence of a substance when they arrived on the scene.
20. Lisar - January 4, 2008 11:56 AM
um, released?
21. Thomas - January 4, 2008 11:56 AM
"The seriousness of the matter involves the time she was alone with Jayden in the house. He was taken to the ER by the police and realized a few hours ago to Kevin."
I can imagine Kevin was shocked when Jayden was finally realized. I bet he was all, "What?!? Two of them? I never made the connection."
I bet she made them run down a corridor with many doors, popping in and out Scooby-Doo style just to confuse him.
22. john donson - January 4, 2008 11:57 AM
The countdown starts now. How much more time will it be before she does an Anna Nicole? How sad.
23. mofoghetto - January 4, 2008 11:58 AM
It's kinda sad...but, as the cliche goes, you have to hit rock-bottom...this is where she's at now.
I hope they force detox on her, she's obviously a drugged-up mess...did she not pay attention to Anna Nicole Smith??
24. Kristina - January 4, 2008 12:00 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderline_personality_disorder
Read that and tell me that's not Britney.....
25. Jeezy - January 4, 2008 12:00 PM
What a fucking joke. How much money did this cost taxpayers? 13 cops cars for a drugged out bitch?
Any normal person (not a celebrity) would be in jail for the next year awaiting trial for this. She'll be out in two days and be making tons of cash doing interviews.
26. Horse Head - January 4, 2008 12:01 PM
# 7 -
I don't know ANY humans that behave in this manner, do you?
I hope the Recording Mobsters put a bloody horse head on her hospital bed since she is causing them to lose record sales. Now that would really straighten her up, and she'd have to stop all of this phony crazy shit.
27. Reggie Bush - January 4, 2008 12:01 PM
They give bitch anymore chances after this they they are really fucked up, whats the world coming to when K Fed and the like are by far the superior parent than the mom. Hurry up and die Britney, give those kids a damn break already.
28. Dr. Otto Van DerWahl - January 4, 2008 12:02 PM
At this time, it is most appropriate to offer a sacrifice to the deity of your reckoning
29. the chief - January 4, 2008 12:03 PM
somewhere in cuba, elian gonzales is smiling and thankful he didn't have to go through something as horrifying as this. granted, he's washing castro's balls with his mouth, but he's smiling.
30. Ryan - January 4, 2008 12:05 PM
Don't be a bitch - she deserves any snarkery that's coming her way, it's not like her kids can read yet....or maybe ever.
31. Bob - January 4, 2008 12:06 PM
Those were ectsasy and cocaine eyes.
32. #1hater - January 4, 2008 12:07 PM
"nobody wanted to see a toddler held hostage then watch the police kick in the door and strap his mom to a gurney"....???
that's like saying, "nobody at the hockey game wanted to see a fight break out..."
ya big mo......
33. what - January 4, 2008 12:07 PM
"So I’m going to put the snark on the back burner for a minute."
NO... FISH-HEAD you are an ASSHOLE!
Don't so as soft as your penis!
34. mywife - January 4, 2008 12:07 PM
All of this stuff keeps happening, and Disney keeps churning out spoiled little harlots like her. This child actor thing really needs to be re-examined. Seems to me that Britney (and a few others) were sexualized in the pop culture world wayyyy before they were old enough and mature enough to handle it.
35. what - January 4, 2008 12:07 PM
"So I’m going to put the snark on the back burner for a minute."
NO... FISH-HEAD you are an ASSHOLE!
Don't go as soft as your penis!
36. #1hater - January 4, 2008 12:07 PM
"nobody wanted to see a toddler held hostage then watch the police kick in the door and strap his mom to a gurney"....???
that's like saying, "nobody at the hockey game wanted to see a fight break out..."
ya big mo......
37. Narcissist - January 4, 2008 12:08 PM
@21 I realized that's pretty funny. "ZOIKS! There's two of 'em now? Let's get outta here Scoob!"
38. silver buttons - January 4, 2008 12:08 PM
26-
So you are saying bi-polar people in psych wards are maybe amphibian?
She is human, she is a crazy human.
yes k-fed should have the kids and as much money as he can get from her.
it isn't like she uses it anyways.
39. mary - January 4, 2008 12:09 PM
wtf? why does it take 13 police cars to escort her ambulance to the hospital?
Do they not know the way already?
she's a mess and I hope the kids are fine and they never have to spend another minute with this wreck of a woman.
40. what - January 4, 2008 12:10 PM
"So I’m going to put the snark on the back burner for a minute."
NO... FISH-HEAD you are an ASSHOLE!
Don't go as soft as your penis!
41. Crystal - January 4, 2008 12:14 PM
I blame the courts for this shit. Had they stopped giving her chance after chance after chance those kids wouldnt have had to witness this crap.
42. perez sez - January 4, 2008 12:14 PM
Britney Spears is on a 72 hour lockdown at Cedars Sinai Medical Center!
The mother of two has been designated a "special needs" patient.
What does that mean????
A patient is diagnosed as special needs if they have either overdosed or tried to commit suicide.
"So we go stay with these patients and monitor them constantly," says a hospital source. "We watch them so they don't hurt themselves and watch the people who come visit them to make sure they don't pass anything to them."
43. perez sez - January 4, 2008 12:15 PM
Britney Spears is on a 72 hour lockdown at Cedars Sinai Medical Center!
The mother of two has been designated a "special needs" patient.
What does that mean????
A patient is diagnosed as special needs if they have either overdosed or tried to commit suicide.
"So we go stay with these patients and monitor them constantly," says a hospital source. "We watch them so they don't hurt themselves and watch the people who come visit them to make sure they don't pass anything to them."
44. Racer X - January 4, 2008 12:16 PM
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46. Texas Tranny - January 4, 2008 12:16 PM
Damn,
I had Brit offing herself in February on my Death List, hang on girl.
47. Ambrose van Persie - January 4, 2008 12:17 PM
shit man, if this happened in the UK they would be in jail for years for kidnapping.
we shall see tho LA and the LA lifestyle followers are fucked up
48. Thomas - January 4, 2008 12:19 PM
TY 37, I think it's only a matter of time before the Authorities pull the mask off Britney's face and reveal that she's Mean Old Man Dickerson in disguise. She would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those kids, their dog and his craving for Starbucks.
The real Britney will be found in a pit in his house where she's been trapped for 7 years.
49. p0nk - January 4, 2008 12:23 PM
there comes a point where you just have to feel sorry for somebody, and in Brittany's case, that point hasn't come yet.
Welcome to reality, brit. Spend a little time living like the other 99% of us. Feel my pain, and maybe i'll feel yours...with a double protection hazmat endorsed condom.
50. sharpeidude - January 4, 2008 12:23 PM
The death watch continues! What are the odds that Turdney doesn't make it to 2009? C'mon Brit! Belushi, Joplin, and Elvis await!
51. BaldAsBritney - January 4, 2008 12:23 PM
Well Being as Brits a hillbilly herself I would have to say she's probably an oxycontin addict. Bet on it.
52. woodhorse - January 4, 2008 12:25 PM
Thank you Fish. One more reason why I love you so. It's not cool to rejoice at someone being crazy (other than the I TOLD YOU SO that I did because I did say this after the head shaving) - crazy knows no barriers and can strike anyone at any time and it's very sad.
53. shallow val - January 4, 2008 12:26 PM
34 - Re: the Disney line, yep you're right. On a different topic, Shia LaBeouf mentioned gettting out of the Disney umbrella as fast as he could, and he did, for good reasons. Disney is the frigging anti-christ, man.
I love thier cartoons, however.
54. Ela - January 4, 2008 12:30 PM
This is why I love reading this site, the author truly has tack.
Thank you.
55. D. Richards (Sociopath.) - January 4, 2008 12:32 PM
Gross. Look at Spears, She likes the attention, the cock. Britney has the weirdest look on her face too. Her face doesn't really have a expression per se, it's just this condemned, long-since vacated stare.
'Ridin' in amb'lances is fun, ya'll!.. Whee, loo'a me, I'm a fireman! Jayden, your momma's ridin' a bed! Loo'a me, loo'a me!'
56. Auntie Kryst - January 4, 2008 12:34 PM
@10 Heidi you cunt, shut the fuck up! It's bad enough you fucking spamming twats solicit your stupid shit in the first place. It's much worse when you try to write a seemingly contribution to the blog, but then still manage to shill for your huckster company. Just fuck off! You too #16!
Fish, cool to keep the kids out of it that's fair play. Regardless, The Fucktard deserves all the shit she gets. Don't hold back. She's a complete and willfull fuckup that keeps getting breaks? Fuck that! All that public money wasted, a Presidential motorcade isn't that big. Bitch better pay Los Angeles back for its expenses.
57. shallow val - January 4, 2008 12:37 PM
54 - I'm sorry, I'm confused. What does the writer have...."tack?" What is tack? Do you mean "tact" or did you make up a cool short word for "tacky?" I hope it's the second part because I don't want to live in a world where someone would spell "tact" as "tack."
Please tell me I'm wrong.....
58. grammarpolice - January 4, 2008 12:38 PM
#54 - tact.
59. IbePiglet - January 4, 2008 1:02 PM
was the kid released to K-Fed or "realized" to him as posted on the Superficial? Did K-Fed not know he had this kid?
60. LL - January 4, 2008 1:07 PM
I wonder how many people were robbed in LA while 13 police cars (if that report is accurate) were escorting a 5-foot-three or so pop singer to the hospital? Christ, she's Britney Spears, not the Terminator or Predator. Nice police work, Lou. They couldn't have had just a couple cops lure her out with a cheeseburger and pack of cigs and then slap her ass into the back of a single police car? What do they do when they arrest a man out there, activate the National Guard and get a couple of F-15s to do flyovers? I haven't seen this much of a law enforcement overreaction since they took Elian Gonzales into "custody."
61. Internet Tough Guy - January 4, 2008 1:08 PM
I hate to say this and I hope it doesn't become true, but those poor kids are going to be extremely fucked up if they have to put up with this into their teen years.
62. ipanema_girl_turned_schuyler - January 4, 2008 1:24 PM
"If not, I’ll make a joke about my penis."
HAHAH, I love u Fish!! so funny, haahaha
63. boy in pretty panties - January 4, 2008 1:41 PM
Is she wearing a pretty black babydoll nightie?
64. casual trash reader - January 4, 2008 2:11 PM
Kudos for holding back. Tasteful in an untasteful business
65. redsonja1313 - January 4, 2008 2:51 PM
So just guessing that K-Fed and his lawyer just hit the Jackpot..... Unfitney will be paying for KFeds leagal bills and a shit-load of custody and support money since I can't believe she will be seeing those kids again anytime soon.
66. geecee - January 4, 2008 3:21 PM
For the sake of those poor kids please keep Britney in your prayers so that she will be successful in her attempt to commit suicide next time.
67. dusty - January 4, 2008 4:13 PM
i like when the superficial writer stops himself and sort of gives people a moment of silence when something really f'd up goes down, because its like, awe, he acts all hard, but he really has a heart ; )
68. ellie - January 4, 2008 5:42 PM
#67 i agree, although i hate him sometimes cos there's the odd bit of misogyny and everyone thinks it's acceptable cos 'it's a celeb bashing site' (winner of most over used phrase award 2007) but he never makes jokes when someone has died or children are involved unlike a lot of other sites. looking at the comments for this post makes me utterly astonished at the level of cynicism people reach. don't get me wrong, i always though britney is an idiot but you would have to have a heart of stone to feel no sympathy at all especially with kids who will one day be able to access the incredible amount of press and info, and see the comments made about their mother. (and yes people i know i'm a slight hypocrite seeing as i'm reading some of that media on this site)
69. Pat - January 4, 2008 8:03 PM
You know what shocks me?
"Britney's cousin Alli and Brit's assistant Carla leave the house, leaving Brit ALONE [my emphasis] with Jayden James. "
Weren't they taking a hell of a chance there ? I'm not joking, screwed up parents have really hurt their kids sometimes. How could they be sure Britney wouldn't ?
70. Olivia - January 4, 2008 11:30 PM
Hey, you should all seriously leave her alone! Personally, if I was her and I was only alound to see them for a short while WITH some strangerwatching your every move, of course I would be mad. I would probably do the same exact thing she did. Just give here a break. She is trying to be the best mom she can be. Its not her fault. I am going to start a Britney support team, so if you want to join, email me, and I will tell you about it and give u the website name covergirl_livi@yahoo.com. I SUPPORT BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
71. Olivia - January 4, 2008 11:33 PM
Hey, you should all seriously leave her alone! Personally, if I was her and I was only alound to see them for a short while WITH some strangerwatching your every move, of course I would be mad. I would probably do the same exact thing she did. Just give here a break. She is trying to be the best mom she can be. Its not her fault. I am going to start a Britney support team, so if you want to join, email me, and I will tell you about it and give u the website name covergirl_livi@yahoo.com. I SUPPORT BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
72. woodhorse - January 5, 2008 9:48 AM
#46 Happy New Year TT! You are spot on: while Manics do not have the highest number of suicide attempts, they do have the highest success rate.
I am getting more and more fond of Britney.
Although this time it is unintentional (I think), this is how it's done. Jamie Lynn who? Madonna in her heyday pales in comparison.
73. jessica - January 17, 2008 8:16 PM
Looney toon!
Moms dont act like that. Even if you lost in court, you get up and dust off and try to improve your lifestyle to get custody again. Doing what she did will only make things harder to see her kids. Well i guess any animal can reproduce, it takes a person with values to make a good parent. Which i don't think Kevin has either. Poor little guys they never stood a chance with those BONE-HEADS for parents!