Jan 17 2008Britney Spears has awesome fashion sense, gives quasi-interview
Britney Spears was a perpetual whirlwind of paparazzi, torn fishnets and a fake British accent as she shopped at Kitson late last night. She also debunked the pregnancy test rumors that her and Adnan definitely started. Here's the brief Q&A she had with photographers, according to Us Magazine:
Q: Britney, what do you want to say to Adnan on TV?
B: (Thinks for a second) "I think he's a nice person."
Q: What was the result of your pregnancy test?
B: "I never had a pregnancy test."
Q: Britney, what are you going to do now? Go to college?
B: (sighing) "Oh, I wish I was in college."
Two random guys then approached and joked "Britney, you don't like black guys?
"Yeah, I like black guys," she said, laughing.
Britney Spears holds secret aspirations of higher learning. Who knew? I can see Britney taking college courses. They offer degrees for looking like a retarded stripper, right? I forget. There's only three things I remember about college. Jager, the time I peed myself, and this girl who got naked in my dorm room once – wait, I already said the time I peed myself. Make that two things I remember about college.
NOTE: Shots of Britney's ass here and here. In case your eyes really pissed you off today.
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Reader Comments
1. k - January 17, 2008 3:07 PM
what a mess
2. kc - January 17, 2008 3:08 PM
SECOND!
3. Sam - January 17, 2008 3:09 PM
Damn, she better sign that Trimspa contract soon. If she doesn't get her weight gain under control, in a year her ass will be as wide as Jennifer Love Hewitt's.
4. ad - January 17, 2008 3:10 PM
first!
5. deaconjones - January 17, 2008 3:11 PM
See the vapor trails coming out of her crack..
6. kc - January 17, 2008 3:11 PM
SECOND!
7. jrz - January 17, 2008 3:14 PM
When I look at her I think..............penicillin.
8. Frank Lucas' Bitch - January 17, 2008 3:14 PM
In second pic she looks like she's just had a stroke.
9. The Office Whore - January 17, 2008 3:15 PM
Now, I can't decide what is funnie..........fuck, I can't type... I can't stop looking at picture 2.
I'm tellin ya, she needs to call Tom NOW! Have him give her the technology on life. Like pants are good. Pants can't hurt you. Unless you're Paris, and the middle disinegrates..
10. Lysis - January 17, 2008 3:16 PM
Britney, the herpes era.
11. WTF - January 17, 2008 3:16 PM
Hey no 3 (Sam)...Trimspa? dude u have to be gay if you think Britney is fat. No straight guy would ever proclaim her weight "fat". Look at yourself in the mirror before u judge others, as i'm sure you're not any better looking than her.
As for Jennifer.L. Hewitt, nothing is wrong with her body either. Stop looking at the revlon ads in Cosmo magazine. Skinny 90 pound models are not attractive to me.
12. Rick - January 17, 2008 3:17 PM
I have to go against the grain here and say I think these ass shots of Britney are HOT!!! I hate the manface skeletons they throw at us as "hot", like Alessandra Ambrosio at this place. Britney is a strong, real woman, so she has curves and she's proud of them! It almost makes me want to...sing..
I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
No one's ever gonna keep me down again
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
You can bend but never break me
'cause it only serves to make me
More determined to achieve my final goal
And I come back even stronger
Not a novice any longer
'cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul
I am woman watch me grow
See me standing toe to toe
As I spread my lovin' arms across the land
But I'm still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until I make my brother understand
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to I can face anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
Oh, I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong
I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong
I am woman
13. Auntie Kryst - January 17, 2008 3:18 PM
Wot iz goin on 'ere? Look wot sheez wearin'. Doz dis littul cunt tink she's a punk? Fuckin' rubbish dat is, wot a poezah!
Ok I can't type limey accents, but seriously someone call Siouxsie Sioux to come to LA and kick Britney's ass.
14. Carrie Anne King - January 17, 2008 3:18 PM
arrggghhhhh!
15. Guy - January 17, 2008 3:18 PM
Yeah yeah yeah... She's a mess, but what a ass!
I would tap that.
16. dj - January 17, 2008 3:20 PM
Very classy. Cowboy boots + tie + holes in stockings = fashion gold.
-DJ
http://www.gossipsquad.com
17. aja - January 17, 2008 3:22 PM
I agree with number 12!!!!
PS - One thing is for certain - Britney is NEVER boring! We keep coming back for more.
Be well Britney!
18. zig - January 17, 2008 3:22 PM
Pic 2 is a cross between Howard Stern and Rob Zombie.
19. anon - January 17, 2008 3:23 PM
I cant help but feel bad for her, she's going totally insane and its completely publicized and documented totally in the public eye. I understand that she's bringing it all on to herself now, but then again thats not really true as she isn't actually aware of what she's doing as shes that far past sane. Oh dear.
20. Karisha - January 17, 2008 3:23 PM
In regards to picture #2 ....JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS KIDS!
21. sonja - January 17, 2008 3:25 PM
11 and 12 should shut the fuck up.
22. Ript1&0 - January 17, 2008 3:26 PM
Goddamn it, I'm still fucking here.
(Love you Brit Brit!!!)
23. D. Richards (Dong.) - January 17, 2008 3:27 PM
Britney looks so fucking insane. Who's feeding her these ideas? And how does she find the courage to go out in to combative world clothed in moron?
My mind is crawling with questions. I'd like to meet Britney just so I can ask her, 'What the fuck are you thinking?!' Then I'd tell her anything and try to fuck her, which wouldn't be hard, to get a Porsche GT3 RS out of her.
24. Anonymous - January 17, 2008 3:28 PM
"I am woman, hear me bitch. Buy my songs and make me rich".
25. elbow - January 17, 2008 3:28 PM
I think this ass shots are wonderful, I like Brit's ASS! Really!
26. moobs - January 17, 2008 3:29 PM
SKAAAAAANK!
27. j - January 17, 2008 3:29 PM
Geez. C'mon guys! Everything is a set up for photos and someone involved is getting paid. The pregnancy test, the outfits, the ring all for attention and there must be an arrangement between Adnan and the paps, he creates opportunities and they get paid, don't hink for one second he is not getting a cut from the profits. His wife is wacky too, she wants him to take advantage of the situation. LOSERS!
28. The Office Whore - January 17, 2008 3:31 PM
soooo, she is carrying the white purse, yes?
Then what is dude doing with the pink purse? ummm, really. What's he doing with the pink purse?
29. Shallow Val - January 17, 2008 3:31 PM
I don't see anyone, I just see a huge pink pig.
30. moobs - January 17, 2008 3:35 PM
hey i prefer all those "skinny, 90 lb" females you guys don't want. ladies, call me. =) -moobs
31. David St. Hubbins - January 17, 2008 3:35 PM
I agree with #11 and #12, although math gives me a headache. I like Britney's bottom, it seems perfect to me. It almost...makes me...want to...sing...
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
32. Marina - January 17, 2008 3:36 PM
WHAT DA FUK IS BRITNEY THINKIN BY WEARING THOSE HORRIBLES CLOTHES?? SHE'S CRAZIER THAN EVER!! SHE IS ALWAYS HARRASED BY THE PAPARAZZI AND FANS AND SHE SHOWS ALL HER ASS??? WTF????
33. Trixie - January 17, 2008 3:36 PM
Why doesn't the Pap just leave her alone? It obvious that she is striving for the attention! Leave her be! Everyone is tired of hearing about her trainwreck of a life and what she is doing to make is more obvious!
34. confused - January 17, 2008 3:37 PM
she has to be faking, she wants her name out there since she obviously has no career anymore. but....why in this way? who wants to look back in ten years and be like "oh look at all that attention I got for looking ridiculous...wow....great decision there....."
pic #2 is CLASSIC...I love it...juxtapose it with any one of her "hot" pics, and just LMAO...soon, they are going to have picture timelines of britbrit''s "transformation" just like of wacko jacko.. or maybe a CGI youtube video...if there isn't already
35. Frank Lucas' Bitch - January 17, 2008 3:40 PM
The thought of Adrian actually pounding that cellulite-herpis-dorittos filled ass makes me barf.
Oh God, the vomit is everywhere............. let's think of something pleasant. Like Britney in a mental institution or a coffin.
36. BunnyButt - January 17, 2008 3:40 PM
When are we going to see something about Mrs. Beckham? I miss her.
37. RosiesVaginaSap - January 17, 2008 3:40 PM
I think it's great when the let handicapped people out in public so they can feel like they are "one of us".
38. ipanema_girl_turned_schuyler - January 17, 2008 3:40 PM
just 3 letters to descrube this mess: W H Y ??!
#2: i think i'm starting to love brit. no, really. that shit is just too hilarious.
btw: she dressed like shit even in her prime. always wore some skanky, 2- sizes-to-small frocks and laces with her tits always haning out. it's only because christina decided to outwhore brit and the whole us went crazy over her assless chaps that christina was considered the "dirrrty" (yuck!) one. but, if u remember .. brit ALWAYS wore shitty clothes!!
39. BunnyButt - January 17, 2008 3:45 PM
#13, Auntie, I thought you were talking lolcat...
40. havoc - January 17, 2008 3:45 PM
Somebody put this crazy bitch out of her misery......
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41. havoc - January 17, 2008 3:46 PM
They Shoot Horses Don't They?
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42. Nanotyrnns - January 17, 2008 3:47 PM
Nice. She's not wearing undies. Let's hope she bathes. Oh wait, I can see the people standing next to her... yep... their eyes are watering. Must be like tear gas, that smell. Is that the paint peeling off the wall in the background?
43. hickory fucker - January 17, 2008 3:47 PM
That's not a tie. That's one of those free belts that come with some cheap ass jeans.
44. jamie - January 17, 2008 3:48 PM
Man, those faces she makes kill me!!! I don't get it everyone knows she has major problems, can't her family have her committed and get her some help, I don't understand if she was my daughter and I would be damb if I would not try to do something for her regardless of all the things she has done and said. I know people won't get better until they are ready but in this case I don't think she knows what she wants she needs to really find out what is wrong so she can get some medication and get her life back on track. It's just sooo sad that her family is not taking more action in helping her get better. I'm sure you can have someone committed against their will when they are in danger, can't you??
45. Jimbo - January 17, 2008 3:49 PM
Now this is news.. That Tom stuff was just crap and should not be wasting our time. I think Britney looks hot. She has that "I just escapred from a mental ward look" To quote Paris, "That's Hot"..
46. Shallow Val - January 17, 2008 3:56 PM
31 - yayyyyyyyyyyy!
47. Ted from LA - January 17, 2008 3:58 PM
Reading between the lines of her interview answers, I would say there is a 97% chance Britney is enrolled to take spring classes at Grambling University. I deduced that. What does deduce mean?
48. Auntie Kryst - January 17, 2008 4:01 PM
@47 Will Shitney become The White Tigeress?
49. p0nk - January 17, 2008 4:03 PM
how in the bloody hell do you dress like that and still manage to line up the correct buttons with their respective buttonholes?
50. FRIST!!! - January 17, 2008 4:04 PM
Somebody get her a straightjacket...or like 3..
51. Shallow Val - January 17, 2008 4:06 PM
Picture #2, I am actually belly laughing because it's such a funny face. Britney is priceless. If she wasn't playing at crazy, I would think she's a lot of fun. Of course, that would get dull after about 10 minutes.
52. fashion expert - January 17, 2008 4:11 PM
All you fashion ignorants, it's obvious she's going for a punk look.
And I'm sorry to get your hopes down, but clothes don't give anyone class and much less DIGNITY. You are pretty pathetic if you think your dignity and class equals your clothes.
53. - January 17, 2008 4:15 PM
At least she looks much better than Jessica Alba does on candids (http://i11.tinypic.com/6l4b4go.jpg) and has a much better fashion sense.
54. Jimbo - January 17, 2008 4:16 PM
@52 Dip shit, It is clear you have never be to the west side of Los Angles. That is not a punk look. That is a Santa Monica homeless look. If they only had a picture of her digging for food in a dumpster, it would have been clear to you all
55. cap'n pickles - January 17, 2008 4:21 PM
bet you rosie is at home right now, getting those sausage fingers all sticky, thinking 'bout britney.
56. minniememe - January 17, 2008 4:38 PM
Why is Graham Norton following her? Is he captivated by her fake accent?
57. sla - January 17, 2008 4:50 PM
Please God, let her have some panties on underneath the fishnets.
58. p0nk - January 17, 2008 4:53 PM
52, fashion expert, clothes might not give somebody class or dignity, but forgetting to wear pants in public doesn't either.
59. jessa - January 17, 2008 5:15 PM
gah that is not an engagement rinng its the same old green amathyst ring she wears like everyday on a different finger.
i dont mind all the fodder but saying shes "sporting an engagement ring" is just sloppy journalism dude.
60. flame - January 17, 2008 5:16 PM
thi is what happen when you want to be virgin till your marriage
61. KickRocks - January 17, 2008 5:31 PM
Ut oh, Britney likes black dudes....the African American community better start watching their backs.
62. MassGrrl - January 17, 2008 5:54 PM
May God strike me down for saying it, but her ass looks pretty good.
63. Putang - January 17, 2008 6:02 PM
For Britney higher education isn't college, it's 1st Grade. She barely passed Kindergarten so I hope she's ready for the big time.
64. ph7 - January 17, 2008 6:02 PM
click on my name - link to news that the Associated Press has prepared an obituary for Brit it i ready to file...
Too funny
65. boo - January 17, 2008 6:13 PM
In pic #2, she looks like the kid in the ads for "The Orphanage".
66. Mdiz - January 17, 2008 6:55 PM
Pants, whack job..WEAR PANTS!
67. Jack - January 17, 2008 7:15 PM
I'd hit it.
68. feg - January 17, 2008 7:30 PM
you guys still willing to hit it - are catching the scabs & sores on her face in the close ups? if that's whats doing on her face can you imagine what's happening in the petrie dish that is her vagina?
69. Vet - January 17, 2008 7:59 PM
Pix 2 shows that her hair is full of fleas, and she'd better go to her Vet , ASAP, for some meds and dewormers.
70. Baby Sitter - January 17, 2008 8:02 PM
Oh, how cute, her Mommy let her wear her Daddy's shirt to play in today.
71. Eric - January 17, 2008 8:22 PM
I'd probably still hit it.
72. Mambo - January 17, 2008 8:29 PM
i just LOVE her acne
she must moisterize her face in cooking oil or something
73. Sapphire Eyes - January 17, 2008 8:35 PM
This trollop gets worse and worse every day. I'd say she's completely mastered the "worn out old crack whore" look with this particular outfit.
I have to wonder if she actually owns any pants ... my magic 8 Ball says "unlikely".
She's worth millions. Do we have to get a collection going to buy her new ones that will actually look as if they are in one piece?
74. aury - January 17, 2008 8:42 PM
anyone see these yet?
http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_xclusive_britneys_not_pregnant_period-01172008.php#more
75. Jaimeee - January 17, 2008 8:44 PM
Her ass does look really good. Not so sure about the faces she makes, though...
76. mo - January 17, 2008 8:53 PM
@74 i was just about to add that link!! OH MY GOD. she needs to be sectioned, ASAP
77. mafme - January 17, 2008 10:09 PM
I just commented to a friend of mine-- she could be very hot, but you have to look at her the way that a car restorerer looks at a chicken shit-covered, rusted out, 1936 something or other flipped over on its side in the weeds and says, "Wow, that could really be something."
78. Sapphire Eyes - January 17, 2008 11:22 PM
The only thing that comes to mind when I see this moldy hag is is "Bitch, off my planet!!!"
The sooner, the better...
79. cancy - January 18, 2008 12:05 AM
I think she is so funny!!!!!!!!!!! I read her blog at site http://www.seekamillionaire.com . As you know thousands of new members join daily to meet dream date in this comfortable community of cultures and ethnicities. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
80. jb - January 18, 2008 12:33 AM
so, is her hair ever growing back? there's atleast one post daily of this mickey mouse club alumni (should be her only reference to fame), and each post has her sporting some outdated wig that might or might not have been stolen from the set of the first star trek series.
alopecia? just saying.
81. FRT - January 18, 2008 12:46 AM
Just think...it is because of all the suckers out there who spent their hard earned money on her no talent trash music...that she is living the life style of trailer trash laughing all the way to the bank...that is until the bank becomes empty...!
Then she will acutally have to get up on stage and sing again...!
HAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Now won't that be something to see...?
82. uh... - January 18, 2008 1:19 AM
did anyone else see something mysterious in brit brits nasals in the picture where it looks like she had a stroke?
wtf is going on with that picture anyway?! what's coming out of her mouth on the right side?
83. LadyJade - January 18, 2008 1:22 AM
*gag*
She continues to get worse picture by picture. I personally have written her off as a hopless case...there is no succesfull comeback here...she is in a downward spiral spinning and sinking uncontrolably with torn fish nets on...
Now about Jason......
84. mabbo - January 18, 2008 1:25 AM
She is having her period during these photos. No, I'm serious. Go to X17online and they have a couple photos of her without the white t-shirt on and you can see her white panties under her short dress and torn fishnets. The white panties are clearly stained with red menstral blood in the crotch area. They even have a close up. LOL. Who knew Britney was a feminist hippie chick? "Tampons are repressive to women!"
85. WailMassacre - January 18, 2008 1:46 AM
cmon guys, brit is just supposed to be a rockstar. if she didn't start her career with those stupid songs she's still singing, but started playing pop punk at least there would be nothing special for you about the way she's dressed. i mean she's living a rock'n'rill lifestyle and that irritates ya'll. who told ya she's not hot? all those "shape" magazines? fuck them! they just need something to write about. brit doesn't care abt anyone, which is good. again and again, she differs from the other pop stars, so does it mean she's bad? nope.
86. BRITNEY LOOKS GREAT!!! - January 18, 2008 2:12 AM
IF ANY OF YOU THINK SHE LOOKS BAD, YOU OUGHTA SEE THESE NASTY ASS WOMEN IN CENTRAL FLORIDA!!! NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I SEEN SO MANY UGLY FAT SKANKY WOMEN!!! CALIFORNIA AND ARIZONA ARE LIKE A NON-STOP MODEL RUNWAY COMPARED TO THIS SHIT!!! IT'S FUCKING UNREAL HOW UGLY THE WOMEN HERE IN CENTRAL FLORIDA ARE. EVERYONE IS EITHER A FATASSED PUERTO RICAN OR WHITE TRASH REDNECK WITH BAD SKIN. IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYES AND YOUR DICK, DON'T COME HERE!
SINCERELY,
MICKEY MOUSE
87. woodhorse - January 18, 2008 8:20 AM
Thanks for the warning 86, now we'll go to DisneyWorld and not Epcot Center. Nothing puts me off greasy fake nachos at the concession stand like a parade of Waddlers.
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89. aury - January 18, 2008 3:04 PM
#76: sectioned. lmmfao.
90. Tayloe - January 18, 2008 3:17 PM
#13...LOLOLOLZ
This bitch is nuts.
91. Amy W - January 20, 2008 3:45 AM
I'm.... not quite sure what to say here. I can't imagine what she was thinking putting that on knowing she'd be photographed. I guess she just doesn't give a sh*t anymore? I like Britney, I really do. I just can't think of anything positive to say about this set of photos, though. ... ...
92. ailina - January 20, 2008 6:39 PM
she has obviously lost her mind.. I feel sorry for her...for everyone who's judging her, YOU are pitiful ... I hope she gets it together ..........hang in there britney ........ things will get better..........
93. Mike Cohen - January 21, 2008 9:37 AM
I think Brithey is trying to look like leatherface from Texas Chainsaw MAssacre in this photo- Google it if you doubt me! Tie Matches and she certainly could use the chainsaw as an accessory.
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