Jan 17 2008Britney Spears has awesome fashion sense, gives quasi-interview

Britney Spears was a perpetual whirlwind of paparazzi, torn fishnets and a fake British accent as she shopped at Kitson late last night. She also debunked the pregnancy test rumors that her and Adnan definitely started. Here's the brief Q&A she had with photographers, according to Us Magazine:

Q: Britney, what do you want to say to Adnan on TV?
B: (Thinks for a second) "I think he's a nice person."
Q: What was the result of your pregnancy test?
B: "I never had a pregnancy test."
Q: Britney, what are you going to do now? Go to college?
B: (sighing) "Oh, I wish I was in college."
Two random guys then approached and joked "Britney, you don't like black guys?
"Yeah, I like black guys," she said, laughing.

Britney Spears holds secret aspirations of higher learning. Who knew? I can see Britney taking college courses. They offer degrees for looking like a retarded stripper, right? I forget. There's only three things I remember about college. Jager, the time I peed myself, and this girl who got naked in my dorm room once – wait, I already said the time I peed myself. Make that two things I remember about college.

NOTE: Shots of Britney's ass here and here. In case your eyes really pissed you off today.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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what a mess

SECOND!

Damn, she better sign that Trimspa contract soon. If she doesn't get her weight gain under control, in a year her ass will be as wide as Jennifer Love Hewitt's.

first!

See the vapor trails coming out of her crack..

SECOND!

When I look at her I think..............penicillin.

In second pic she looks like she's just had a stroke.

Now, I can't decide what is funnie..........fuck, I can't type... I can't stop looking at picture 2.

I'm tellin ya, she needs to call Tom NOW! Have him give her the technology on life. Like pants are good. Pants can't hurt you. Unless you're Paris, and the middle disinegrates..

Britney, the herpes era.

Hey no 3 (Sam)...Trimspa? dude u have to be gay if you think Britney is fat. No straight guy would ever proclaim her weight "fat". Look at yourself in the mirror before u judge others, as i'm sure you're not any better looking than her.

As for Jennifer.L. Hewitt, nothing is wrong with her body either. Stop looking at the revlon ads in Cosmo magazine. Skinny 90 pound models are not attractive to me.

I have to go against the grain here and say I think these ass shots of Britney are HOT!!! I hate the manface skeletons they throw at us as "hot", like Alessandra Ambrosio at this place. Britney is a strong, real woman, so she has curves and she's proud of them! It almost makes me want to...sing..

I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
No one's ever gonna keep me down again

Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman

You can bend but never break me
'cause it only serves to make me
More determined to achieve my final goal
And I come back even stronger
Not a novice any longer
'cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul

I am woman watch me grow
See me standing toe to toe
As I spread my lovin' arms across the land
But I'm still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until I make my brother understand

Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to I can face anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
Oh, I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong

I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong
I am woman

Wot iz goin on 'ere? Look wot sheez wearin'. Doz dis littul cunt tink she's a punk? Fuckin' rubbish dat is, wot a poezah!

Ok I can't type limey accents, but seriously someone call Siouxsie Sioux to come to LA and kick Britney's ass.

arrggghhhhh!

Yeah yeah yeah... She's a mess, but what a ass!

I would tap that.

Very classy. Cowboy boots + tie + holes in stockings = fashion gold.

-DJ

http://www.gossipsquad.com

Pic 2 is a cross between Howard Stern and Rob Zombie.

I agree with number 12!!!!

PS - One thing is for certain - Britney is NEVER boring! We keep coming back for more.

Be well Britney!

I cant help but feel bad for her, she's going totally insane and its completely publicized and documented totally in the public eye. I understand that she's bringing it all on to herself now, but then again thats not really true as she isn't actually aware of what she's doing as shes that far past sane. Oh dear.

In regards to picture #2 ....JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS KIDS!

11 and 12 should shut the fuck up.

Goddamn it, I'm still fucking here.

(Love you Brit Brit!!!)

Britney looks so fucking insane. Who's feeding her these ideas? And how does she find the courage to go out in to combative world clothed in moron?

My mind is crawling with questions. I'd like to meet Britney just so I can ask her, 'What the fuck are you thinking?!' Then I'd tell her anything and try to fuck her, which wouldn't be hard, to get a Porsche GT3 RS out of her.

"I am woman, hear me bitch. Buy my songs and make me rich".

I think this ass shots are wonderful, I like Brit's ASS! Really!

SKAAAAAANK!

Geez. C'mon guys! Everything is a set up for photos and someone involved is getting paid. The pregnancy test, the outfits, the ring all for attention and there must be an arrangement between Adnan and the paps, he creates opportunities and they get paid, don't hink for one second he is not getting a cut from the profits. His wife is wacky too, she wants him to take advantage of the situation. LOSERS!

soooo, she is carrying the white purse, yes?

Then what is dude doing with the pink purse? ummm, really. What's he doing with the pink purse?

I don't see anyone, I just see a huge pink pig.

hey i prefer all those "skinny, 90 lb" females you guys don't want. ladies, call me. =) -moobs

I agree with #11 and #12, although math gives me a headache. I like Britney's bottom, it seems perfect to me. It almost...makes me...want to...sing...

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

WHAT DA FUK IS BRITNEY THINKIN BY WEARING THOSE HORRIBLES CLOTHES?? SHE'S CRAZIER THAN EVER!! SHE IS ALWAYS HARRASED BY THE PAPARAZZI AND FANS AND SHE SHOWS ALL HER ASS??? WTF????

Why doesn't the Pap just leave her alone? It obvious that she is striving for the attention! Leave her be! Everyone is tired of hearing about her trainwreck of a life and what she is doing to make is more obvious!

she has to be faking, she wants her name out there since she obviously has no career anymore. but....why in this way? who wants to look back in ten years and be like "oh look at all that attention I got for looking ridiculous...wow....great decision there....."

pic #2 is CLASSIC...I love it...juxtapose it with any one of her "hot" pics, and just LMAO...soon, they are going to have picture timelines of britbrit''s "transformation" just like of wacko jacko.. or maybe a CGI youtube video...if there isn't already

The thought of Adrian actually pounding that cellulite-herpis-dorittos filled ass makes me barf.
Oh God, the vomit is everywhere............. let's think of something pleasant. Like Britney in a mental institution or a coffin.

When are we going to see something about Mrs. Beckham? I miss her.

I think it's great when the let handicapped people out in public so they can feel like they are "one of us".

just 3 letters to descrube this mess: W H Y ??!

#2: i think i'm starting to love brit. no, really. that shit is just too hilarious.

btw: she dressed like shit even in her prime. always wore some skanky, 2- sizes-to-small frocks and laces with her tits always haning out. it's only because christina decided to outwhore brit and the whole us went crazy over her assless chaps that christina was considered the "dirrrty" (yuck!) one. but, if u remember .. brit ALWAYS wore shitty clothes!!

#13, Auntie, I thought you were talking lolcat...

Somebody put this crazy bitch out of her misery......


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They Shoot Horses Don't They?

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Nice. She's not wearing undies. Let's hope she bathes. Oh wait, I can see the people standing next to her... yep... their eyes are watering. Must be like tear gas, that smell. Is that the paint peeling off the wall in the background?

That's not a tie. That's one of those free belts that come with some cheap ass jeans.

Man, those faces she makes kill me!!! I don't get it everyone knows she has major problems, can't her family have her committed and get her some help, I don't understand if she was my daughter and I would be damb if I would not try to do something for her regardless of all the things she has done and said. I know people won't get better until they are ready but in this case I don't think she knows what she wants she needs to really find out what is wrong so she can get some medication and get her life back on track. It's just sooo sad that her family is not taking more action in helping her get better. I'm sure you can have someone committed against their will when they are in danger, can't you??

Now this is news.. That Tom stuff was just crap and should not be wasting our time. I think Britney looks hot. She has that "I just escapred from a mental ward look" To quote Paris, "That's Hot"..

31 - yayyyyyyyyyyy!

Reading between the lines of her interview answers, I would say there is a 97% chance Britney is enrolled to take spring classes at Grambling University. I deduced that. What does deduce mean?

@47 Will Shitney become The White Tigeress?

how in the bloody hell do you dress like that and still manage to line up the correct buttons with their respective buttonholes?

Somebody get her a straightjacket...or like 3..

Picture #2, I am actually belly laughing because it's such a funny face. Britney is priceless. If she wasn't playing at crazy, I would think she's a lot of fun. Of course, that would get dull after about 10 minutes.

All you fashion ignorants, it's obvious she's going for a punk look.

And I'm sorry to get your hopes down, but clothes don't give anyone class and much less DIGNITY. You are pretty pathetic if you think your dignity and class equals your clothes.

At least she looks much better than Jessica Alba does on candids (http://i11.tinypic.com/6l4b4go.jpg) and has a much better fashion sense.

@52 Dip shit, It is clear you have never be to the west side of Los Angles. That is not a punk look. That is a Santa Monica homeless look. If they only had a picture of her digging for food in a dumpster, it would have been clear to you all

bet you rosie is at home right now, getting those sausage fingers all sticky, thinking 'bout britney.

Why is Graham Norton following her? Is he captivated by her fake accent?

Please God, let her have some panties on underneath the fishnets.

52, fashion expert, clothes might not give somebody class or dignity, but forgetting to wear pants in public doesn't either.

gah that is not an engagement rinng its the same old green amathyst ring she wears like everyday on a different finger.

i dont mind all the fodder but saying shes "sporting an engagement ring" is just sloppy journalism dude.

thi is what happen when you want to be virgin till your marriage

Ut oh, Britney likes black dudes....the African American community better start watching their backs.

May God strike me down for saying it, but her ass looks pretty good.

For Britney higher education isn't college, it's 1st Grade. She barely passed Kindergarten so I hope she's ready for the big time.

click on my name - link to news that the Associated Press has prepared an obituary for Brit it i ready to file...

Too funny

In pic #2, she looks like the kid in the ads for "The Orphanage".

Pants, whack job..WEAR PANTS!

I'd hit it.

you guys still willing to hit it - are catching the scabs & sores on her face in the close ups? if that's whats doing on her face can you imagine what's happening in the petrie dish that is her vagina?

Pix 2 shows that her hair is full of fleas, and she'd better go to her Vet , ASAP, for some meds and dewormers.

Oh, how cute, her Mommy let her wear her Daddy's shirt to play in today.

I'd probably still hit it.

i just LOVE her acne
she must moisterize her face in cooking oil or something

This trollop gets worse and worse every day. I'd say she's completely mastered the "worn out old crack whore" look with this particular outfit.

I have to wonder if she actually owns any pants ... my magic 8 Ball says "unlikely".

She's worth millions. Do we have to get a collection going to buy her new ones that will actually look as if they are in one piece?

anyone see these yet?

http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_xclusive_britneys_not_pregnant_period-01172008.php#more

Her ass does look really good. Not so sure about the faces she makes, though...

@74 i was just about to add that link!! OH MY GOD. she needs to be sectioned, ASAP

I just commented to a friend of mine-- she could be very hot, but you have to look at her the way that a car restorerer looks at a chicken shit-covered, rusted out, 1936 something or other flipped over on its side in the weeds and says, "Wow, that could really be something."

The only thing that comes to mind when I see this moldy hag is is "Bitch, off my planet!!!"

The sooner, the better...

I think she is so funny!!!!!!!!!!! I read her blog at site http://www.seekamillionaire.com . As you know thousands of new members join daily to meet dream date in this comfortable community of cultures and ethnicities. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so, is her hair ever growing back? there's atleast one post daily of this mickey mouse club alumni (should be her only reference to fame), and each post has her sporting some outdated wig that might or might not have been stolen from the set of the first star trek series.
alopecia? just saying.

Just think...it is because of all the suckers out there who spent their hard earned money on her no talent trash music...that she is living the life style of trailer trash laughing all the way to the bank...that is until the bank becomes empty...!

Then she will acutally have to get up on stage and sing again...!

HAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Now won't that be something to see...?

did anyone else see something mysterious in brit brits nasals in the picture where it looks like she had a stroke?

wtf is going on with that picture anyway?! what's coming out of her mouth on the right side?

*gag*

She continues to get worse picture by picture. I personally have written her off as a hopless case...there is no succesfull comeback here...she is in a downward spiral spinning and sinking uncontrolably with torn fish nets on...

Now about Jason......

She is having her period during these photos. No, I'm serious. Go to X17online and they have a couple photos of her without the white t-shirt on and you can see her white panties under her short dress and torn fishnets. The white panties are clearly stained with red menstral blood in the crotch area. They even have a close up. LOL. Who knew Britney was a feminist hippie chick? "Tampons are repressive to women!"

cmon guys, brit is just supposed to be a rockstar. if she didn't start her career with those stupid songs she's still singing, but started playing pop punk at least there would be nothing special for you about the way she's dressed. i mean she's living a rock'n'rill lifestyle and that irritates ya'll. who told ya she's not hot? all those "shape" magazines? fuck them! they just need something to write about. brit doesn't care abt anyone, which is good. again and again, she differs from the other pop stars, so does it mean she's bad? nope.

IF ANY OF YOU THINK SHE LOOKS BAD, YOU OUGHTA SEE THESE NASTY ASS WOMEN IN CENTRAL FLORIDA!!! NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I SEEN SO MANY UGLY FAT SKANKY WOMEN!!! CALIFORNIA AND ARIZONA ARE LIKE A NON-STOP MODEL RUNWAY COMPARED TO THIS SHIT!!! IT'S FUCKING UNREAL HOW UGLY THE WOMEN HERE IN CENTRAL FLORIDA ARE. EVERYONE IS EITHER A FATASSED PUERTO RICAN OR WHITE TRASH REDNECK WITH BAD SKIN. IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYES AND YOUR DICK, DON'T COME HERE!

SINCERELY,
MICKEY MOUSE

Thanks for the warning 86, now we'll go to DisneyWorld and not Epcot Center. Nothing puts me off greasy fake nachos at the concession stand like a parade of Waddlers.

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#76: sectioned. lmmfao.

#13...LOLOLOLZ

This bitch is nuts.

I'm.... not quite sure what to say here. I can't imagine what she was thinking putting that on knowing she'd be photographed. I guess she just doesn't give a sh*t anymore? I like Britney, I really do. I just can't think of anything positive to say about this set of photos, though. ... ...

she has obviously lost her mind.. I feel sorry for her...for everyone who's judging her, YOU are pitiful ... I hope she gets it together ..........hang in there britney ........ things will get better..........

I think Brithey is trying to look like leatherface from Texas Chainsaw MAssacre in this photo- Google it if you doubt me! Tie Matches and she certainly could use the chainsaw as an accessory.

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