Jan 22 2008Britney Spears gives deposition

thats what she gets for being so stupid

why do her lips match the cowboy killers in her hand??

thats what she gets for being so stupid

enough with her. seriously. move on, Fish.

Big deal. She sort of act like a grown up and maybe shows she cares about her kids in some very small way..

Seriously! Where's your freakin' bra you skank?!!

I wonder if Kevin knew she was this crazy the whole time or if he was like, "god damn, glad I got out before this shit hit." I've seen women go crazy with in like a month. How much easier could the lawyer's job get?

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Who cares?

I'd watch her get facialized......but that's about it.

She's past done......

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If faking a British accent during custody battle doesn't show parental concern, then I don't know what does.

What a dumb cunt...she's officially crazy

I'd much rather see her give de(com)position.

I can't think of anything funny to say about this. Fuck.

Since no one understands Posh Spice, Britney has decided to model her life after Posh. Nips and a British accent, she thought Adnan was a Mexican (soccer player, yes all Mexicans play soccer, shut up) with a British accent and that was as close to Becks as she could get.

What's up? Adnan's gone, she's finally abiding to what she should be doing with the courts.... could she be getting her shit together???? ha..... As for the British accent- she's definately pulling a Madonna. How the hell does Madge get away with it? Because her husband is English? Even Hillary Clinton is faking accents lately. I like it when Oprah puts on her ghetto accent out of nowhere. Britney is just following our lady leaders. A British accent sounds way more intellegent than a southern one. Hill and Oprah should take a cue from our pop star leaders. You go Brit!!! If you can't make it, fake it!!!

(satisfied and smoking a cigarette the itsy bitsy lover shakes her tiny head in amazement at Brit's insanity. "I know it's a tough world, it took a relationship with a an elderly pervert to get me where I am, but squeeky shees even an unformed l'il thingy like me wouldn't act like that!")
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Can't sit still eh? Must be the bi-polar. Or her massive METH addiction, either or. And woula bra be to much to ask when your trying to get your kids back?

did anyone hear what brad renfro died of? i can't seem to find anything on it. i know he wasn't a super star, but he does have a movie coming out.

she needs to date cesar laurean or drew peterson...

I wonder if Brit ever thought she would be going bald before 30. What the fuck is her hair made of, yarn? She's like a big greasy Raggedy Ann doll.

To the posters who say "buy a bra" - Stop it! The men of the world would prefer most women don't wear them! Nipples are good, even coming from this train wreck!

She is NOT talking in a British accent. She is talking in an English accent. There is a very big fucking difference.

Sooo.. did she speak in her new accent during her deposition?

If she did, she's crazy. If she didn't, she's not crazy, which makes her crazy because she's acting like someone who shouldn't have custody of kids. Either way she loses.

Nice juggs.

she's hot...!!!

ummm, KT england is part of britain ... so an english accent is a british accent ...

nippy, nippy who who. Looks like she's been twisting the shit out of those things.

She is all about holding that left boob up with her crooked arm. I guess the fact that a bra would do that for her escaped her.

Get a bra. I don't want to see nasty saggy tits. They'll be hanging off her knees in a few years.

Hey, why isn't Tom Cruise trying to save her?

Nice fivehead..

If this were the 2000 Britney, legal and lithe, I'd shimmy up one of those legs like a native boy looking for a coconut. As it is now, those nice nips are connected to the diseased, gaping train-tunnel-like maw of an excuse for a vagina and that inside and out nasty head. There's no amount of latex I could trust to protect me from the industrial strength coochie cooties that girl has...

Speaking of which, any status on how Drew Barrymore is doing in the decontamination unit? Has the Tom Green radiation half-life dropped enough to allow safe habitation by human penii?

@30 It think that is a six head.

How are you today Office Whore?

I'm so extremely surprised:
With that shape a person is simply obliged to wear a BRAH.
That RED lipstick with your black hair>>>>>it couldn't look cheaper.
Is your bag from the FUN-FAIR?

with other words:
this again is a HUGE MESS!!
(btw, buy some kids, the role-model is there all right: YOU!!)

I used to laugh at her antics.
Now she makes me sick.
For real.

Did I just see a MiniBoden ad popup at the top of this page? Really? Are there that many moms up in here?

Um...ella, I'm pretty sure that Britain is three countries. Given that I'm Scottish and all, I'd like to THINK I'd know. There is no such thing as a British accent. It's kind of like saying Russians have the same accent as Dutch people because they are part of the same land mass.

I like her. seems saw her before on a celebrity and millioniare dating site like millionairefriends.com or something. i Will check if it is true.

I have the sudden urge to titty fuck her........The worst I could get is a severe case of the crabs.....right?

#12 - Don't feel bad, you're in good company here, myself included. I mean, how many kittens can you set aflame before it just stops tickling your funny bone? Ok, fine, maybe that's a bad example... that never gets old...

@36

Don't they?

That shade of lipstick; what does it remind me of? Yes! My crippled aunt. My aunt used to wear that shade of lipstick. Cerebral Palsy: mangled legs, Bi-polar as well, ups and downs; more downs. Just a shell-of-a human being. A breather.

Britney reminds me of her, minus the cerebral palsy. But wouldn't it be cool if Britney needed a walker to get around? A crab-legged Britney slushing behind some 1950's looking wheeled torture device that serves to not only to help with mobility, but also to destroy self-esteem, Priceless.

Oh yeah, and those nipples scream class. I bet she lactates constantly.

Well, somehow she to manages to become trashier by the day. At least she is still good at something.

Who let the retards in? I mean #37 by that.

Who let the retards in? I mean #37 by that.

Who let the retards in? I mean #37 by that.

Nippey Spears!!!!

My name is Jimbo and I hang out on this really cool celebrity blog, and people thing I'm really cool. I've made a lot of friends. I am very popular. I mean, I know people think about me all day long and dream of my witty comments.

Im sick of that Sam nobody always behind her, its like one of those flys always after smelly things. He should her his own tragedy going...

40. I am feeling patriotic today. And pedantic, obviously.

I can't wait to read the obituaries that have been written for her!

good times. good times.

#48 "He should her his own tragedy going"

Nice grammer retard.

I don't know why you all hate on Britney. She's fucking awesome. She's just having fun... You guys are all so dumb. You'd all kill to be as cool as her.

Her boots are really showing their age in pic 4.

Showing their age, like your face, no doubt. Is everyone in here like a hundred years old or what?

#51 ohh :( I'm not retarded... im just a bit confused

I love that RED lipstick !
It''s thought to have first been used back in Babylon days.
Women painted their lips red to advertise they were whores and gave head.
The apple never falls far from the tree does it

#51 lets both get our "grammar" right. right?

Britney's mockney accent shames all us brits!

Just in case you guys have not figured it out, this is Mike. I am a lowly admin for a big city. basicly I am the office bitch. The only way my life has any meaning is to come on to the Superficial and make fun of you people so I can feel better about myself. My wife says I have a little dick and is screwing by best friend. And by best friend, I mean my German Shepard. I have no friends. No one can stand to be around me for more than ten minutes unless they are getting paid. Once I had a hooker give me my money.

this chick is loaded, why can't she buy a bra!!! I think what makes the nipple showing so much worse, is that its coupled with the saggy titties. Buy a bra Brit, buy a bra.

Shut the fuck up hotplateface.

hahaha! There is NOTHING better than some fucked up assclown correcting someone else’s GRAMMAR while showing their own dollop of tard. Cheers to you dipshit.

#36? GB is actually four countries, the fourth being Nothern Ireland.

And they're under the same monarchy, as opposed to Russia being a completely different country than the Netherlands.

Britain is an island. You are thinking of the United Kingdom. So ha!

That red lipstick is flat out horrible on her. And she is too clueless to figure it out. Talk about a walking fashion disaster. Even in Louisiana.

She is one whacked out chick.

My name isn't Mike, and I don't work... I go to school... something you boobies wouldn't know anything about. And, no, kindergarden doesn't count.

I love it when people make fun of dick size. Mommy taught me that its not the size that matters, but how you use it. And Daddy says I use it just fine. So there.

KT,
that's wonderful that your scottish, scotland is beautiful. i've been there and would love to go again.
however, the accents of england, ireland, and scotland, as they are all part of Britain, are British accents. there is not " a british accent" , as in only one british accent. There are many different british accents, and the english accent is one of them.
anyways, this is way too serious and geeky of a conversation for the superficial.
boobies!!

65- Scool. Me likey scooool. But dey don't wike us wetards thier. Day sey that whe kan lern tings and be smrt lyke you.

You're a fucking jerkoff. Shut the fuck up.

RE "She's like a big greasy Raggedy Ann doll."

Laughed my ass off. It's true, so true. I was trying to figure out what that fugly hair reminded me of.

#36 - The United Kingdom being four countries is like the US being fifty countries. Face it, William Wallace couldn't save you and neither will pretending to be your very own country. I mean sometimes I make a paper hat into a crown and use a wrapping paper tube as a scepter and pretend I rule Puerto Rico from my lofty Long Island address, but that, oddly, isn't legally binding. It's one fucking country until you can print your own money. And I mean in an internationally recognized way, because my deskjet makes some great Schrute bucks, but the Puerto Ricans were unimpressed.

My beef was with the poster anyway! At least we keep our arguments more high-end than hotplateface...

#63? GB is an island! Good for you. But they do possess Nothern Ireland. Fun.

And I'm sure you're living in the states, aren't you, pig?

true that KT, i enjoyed the debate!

Fuck England. Notice how Ireland was neutral in WW2?

I must need help.
I love seeing her CONSTANTLY erect nipples.

;)
HELP!!
lol
....or just show me more.

Yes, this freezing corner of North East Scotland called Aberdeen is in "the states"! Pig? A bit defensive are we? I think I won that one.

Ok....
How are they always like 10 degrees-below-freezing erect???
Someone give her an award for those.

17, the coronor is waiting for toxicology results on Renfro, which take a freakin' long time, so no definite cause of death will be known for quite awhile.

And I think Brit's speaking with a western Canadian accent. ;)

i seriously do not understand how she suddenly became British....

Western Canadian or English, bipolar disorder or a breakdown caused by crystal-meth, she's off her fucking rocker. And there's no way the arse in the video for "Piece Of Me" belongs to her. I wonder if she can make her nipples erect at will?

It must be nipple implants.

"Pretending to be your very own country"?! That is the funniest thing I have ever heard. And one of the most ignorant. And thank you for the William Wallace reference. That really was the icing on the I'm-an-obtuse-witless-radge cake!

Uh, just wondring about all you fuckwads arguing about the UK ....... I guess Wales doesn't count as a country???

I think every single one of us "fuckwads" has acknowledged that Wales is part of the UK, actually. What with every one of us saying that the United Kingdom consists of four countries and Britain of three.

#76? Sure you did, Katie. And defensive? Yes, because you are so offensive?

See, I'm more pensive, than defensive, but if I was going to be defensive, I would defend myself, from, like, an offense or something, but only if I defended. Sometimes I play in the bathtub and defend one end of the basin that's occupied by Scuba Steve, from my favorite submarine. That submarine captain is wily too. But steve's small enough that he can crouch and hide in his undersea grotto.

You were caught in a technicality. GB is technically the United Kingdom, Right? Yes, which, includes Northern Ireland. Now, back to your delicious haggis. Stomach is good.

stop talking like madonna and her fake british accent brit

#82 - That's actually very cute, the way those skirt wearin' men act like they have relevance on the world stage. My point still stands, you're British... I'm sorry, does your passport say "Scotland" or "United Kingdom of Britain and Northern Ireland"? Hardly ignorance tootsie pop... extra "u" usin' mothafuckas...

You are wrong. Great Britain is Britain and surrounding islands: the Hebrides, Jersey, Orkney etc...

And who is Katie?

Anyhoo, It's half six, and Hollyoaks demands my full attention. Happy Burns Night on Friday. I will certainly be stuffing myself with neeps and tatties and will hopefully be the one to address the haggis. I love that my nationality has heritage and culture. Shame for you, really.

> She is talking in an English accent

No she isn't. I'm English.

She is doing an impression of Eddie Murphy doing an impression of Dick Van Dyke. After a stroke.

The trouble is that she simply doesn't know who she is.

Guess what? The longer your post is the less funny it becomes. Good humour is usually concise, bad humour usually sounds like talking to your stoned younger sister. I wonder to whom I would be refering...

#87 did someone order you from the typical american douchebag catolouge?

she really either needs a BETTER BRA or to wear one

#88 - So your passprt says "Scotland"? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeet... I would keep that shit, because it's either a collector's item or a misprint... and "half six" is three... and "culture" is just another way of saying we killed alot of people first.

#90 - Commit! Say a name! Take a stand!!!

Like Britney's nipples, this conversation is going off in all different directions.

I'll make this simple. The British are the people Americans fought to earn independence, so that one day Martin Luther King could fight for equal rights for blacks, and leave a lasting legacy of...of...of...anyone? anyone? No, seriously, anyone know what the legacy is? Can't be Sharpton. Except...there's nobody else, is there? Sharpton and 50-cent. And loss of ground economically and socially. Way to go, MLKers. Livin' the dream.

It's not the MLKer's fault... I blame it on anything that starts with "Brit". But not the Scots because they're their own country after all. And of course by "own", I mean "owned".

#91 - Woooo... my sides, seriously, you should take that routine on the road... I bet the sun never sets on your comedic empire... Did you see what #91 just did? Ordered me from a catalogue... Priceless...!

Lets offer to Britney a bra, please!
I can't suport anymore with that nipples and boobs "going down"

by the way, I love you thesuperficial. com guy.
my fav site!

Personally, I like skirt wearing men, regardless of what Britney's nipples are doing.

Can someone please get a bra for this saggy-tit bitch?

I'd say the milk from those cans is about 80 proof. No good to toddlers, unless you're trying to create another Chris Farley, but since I just spend 90 bucks at the pump for premium; I think I might be willing to, at least, milk her for free fuel.

And for my own amusement...

@62: the Netherlands aren't a real place, that is where Peter Pan comes from. You mean the Nether Regions, now that is a real place.

@70: ROFLMAO

@95: The dream was killed when he was killed.

'KT', Katie, you're my Scottish orifice now. I bet you have one hell of a hairy crotch too! I'm not afraid to mount an expedition to the center of your flower; base camp would be located on the edge of the pubic hair shelf, mid-way down you thigh; I'd climb all day and night, pitching underneath your clitoral hood at dusk; after which I would make my way to the cavernous vagina, to toss a coin in, and make a wish. You leprechaun. Ha! I'm kidding, I Know leprechauns are Welsh.

Scotland, Ireland, Wales, they're all owned by England. England is the UK's mother. Canada's and Australia's too.

This site can get really funny at times, I laughed my ass off reading your geographical/historical comments *- wipe eyes -*. I remember that at school, no one could ever remember what was the difference between Great Britain and the UK and which parts it was made of. If you add the Commonwealth to that, and the amount of flags that more or less look like the British(?) flag, you just give up.
I am wondering, could it be that Britney reads this kind of sites, and noticed how many people mimicked her southern accent in writing, and suddenly decided to use another accent, that would sound more classy ?

What about the Falkland Islands? Where do they fit into this discussion? Maybe Brit's accent is faux Falk.

Whether RichPort's comments are technically correct or not, his posts are the most entertaining. Who would think to bring Puerto Rico into it? Only RichPort.

I'm being flailed on another website right now by some anonymous douchebags because I called people who write for newspapers "copywriters" instead of "reporters." Apparently they're really picky about that shit.

Don't upset the Scots or they'll invade us with haggis. I think the living would envy the dead.

How much millilitre did she deposit?25?

#97 nice work, your comebacks are almost as lame as your posts.

39. Go back to the "fee-oh-peens".

seriously..if she has ANY serious medical condition..it HAS to be a severe case of maximus-nipple-pokism. there is a syndrome called that right?

Thank fucking god you are back with the meaness DR.

It just hasn't been the same around here...

#107 - Yeah, okay. Of course to you, "comeback" is when your dad pulls out and spews your siblings all over your posterior. But yours is funny too...

Erect or not ..her nipples are pointing straight to the ground and that aint fuckin sexy whatsoever, you'd think with all her money she'd at least have the dignitiy to get a boob job so her nipples point towards the sky instead of the public having to endure a National Geographic type situation. For all of her superficiality it makes no sense that her nipples point down. Man is she fucked up.

What's the fastest anyone has ever died from smoking?

She was said to have a personal account on 'BillionaireCupid.com' club with her hot pictures and blogs there. The site is getting hotter and hotter, cuz quite a few millionaires and celebrities tend to go there.

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#36 try 4... Scotland, England, Ireland, Wales..... Idiot!

#36 try 4... Scotland, England, Ireland, Wales..... Idiot!

#36 try 4... Scotland, England, Ireland, Wales..... Idiot!

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