Jan 31 2008Britney Spears gets her own motorcade, airspace

Yeah, this bitch ain't crazy........

Pfffft.....

She's currently plotting the longest downward spiral to suicide in history.

that is fucking ridiculous. Did she ask the paramedics to get out of the "passenger seat" so she could drive? "geh-out! geh-out! geh-out!"

I love Britney! All you clowns are just jealous! Or else why would u be so obsessed with her? She's beautiful and just wants to have a life and I will always respect her for the greatness she's accomplished. You ppl are losers!

So much attention for such a waste of space.

Someone really needs to beat the British accent out of her.

I have a good friend who had that same look on her face when right after she won the "Longest Time Holding Semen In Your Mouth" award. I was disgusted when she spit it at me, if that makes you feel better.

Oh yeah, change the picture and negate my joke, Fish fuck.

#4

Go take some Adderall and eat a box of laxatives then you can be JUST like Britney.

Fucktard

I wanna be JUST like Britney, and be some talentless slut puppy who is crazier than ape shit. Yeah, I'm freaking jealous, how DID you know? Did Dr. Phil call you too???? I'm suing that bastard!!!!

If she's taking 10 laxatives a day I certainly don't want to be in her airspace.

The only thing missing is hundreds of people with Down Syndrome lining the streets and applauding.

She looks like a stroke victim in this picture.

She should start speaking out of the side of her mouth and pretend like she really did have a stroke.

However, if she did that -- people might think that she's all fucked in the head, and we wouldn't want that to happen.

Gee, Mr. Fish. I'm surprised you didn't start a new post with this video.

All the cops were paid off with blowjobs from Jamie Lynn (and you all know that's the type of thing a cop is into).

Um, #6, you dared me to do that, remember??? That was right after that bukakke party we had.... good times my friends. Good fucking times. And that RichPort sure can aim!!!

Happy Anniversary to Carson Kressley! (did you think I forgot?)

I want flowers.

That's how imagine Dick Cheney leaving office.

Uh oh.......Sunny's off her meds again........

If I ever need an ambulance, I'm going to ask why I don't get a full police motorcade, blocked off roads and cleared airspace. Oh, right, because I'm just some guy having a heart attack or with a severed limb, -not a batshit-insane singer.
Egads, Britney hasn't slept in a couple days! Inform the president! Send in the Marines!

the crazier she gets, the more turned on I get!

Oh cause Brit is the only nut job in Cali milkin the tax payers dollars. How about every worthless low-life sittin on death row? At least money was used to get her help, while other tax dollars are used to prolong the lives of criminals who are better off dead. Give her a break.

Ever get the feeling your country has gone down the tubes ?
(You know...Just wondering etc)

Show me your O-face Brit. No, not your StrOke-face, I said..., aww fuck it, nevermind.

Well, this clit of mine ain't gonna stroke itself.
seeya

Remember, this was the LAPD. It wasn't wasted money. The motorcycle cops were radioing in the positions of all the worthless criminal n i g g e r s they passed, to be picked up when the cameras were gone. Then stomped a little bit, to get in a little aerobics, and eventually dumped into jail cells like the animals they are. LA was a little safer this morning.

I love that Fu*king Picture! Never fails to make me laugh my ass off!!!

So we finally understand this picture - with all those laxatives Britney had just ripped a mudder.

@24 - The LAPD is still selling their commemorative deck of playing cards. 51 clubs and a spade.

Glad to hear the men in blue are working hard to fight crime

I think that picture is when the 10th laxative suddenly hit...

Hopefully they'll give her plenty of rope in her room.

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Dr. Phil - which part of SHUT THE FUCK UP do you not understand?

Any woman that fucks pakis needs to be sectioned, Princess Diana, Britney...

Brown is the new black.

So the latest is that she was doing stimulants because she thought she'd be carted off to the looney bin by her parents if she feel asleep. Not just Adderall, but also meth - her real drug of choice - during her trips out with Howard Stern. Oops, Sam Lufti. (Wrong early-death bimbo) Probably total bs, but in an it-explains-everything way.

I guess it hasn't occured to anyone that if everybody would leave her the hell alone, she would not need a motorcade to be able to get to a hospital. Why are people acting like ooooh, she's so privelaged...she got a motorcade and airspace cleared. If you guys didn't leach onto her like the parasites you are, she could go to a hospital quietly like any normal person's right is to do so. Then again, if it weren't for you leaches she probably wouldn't need to seek professional help to begin with.

sexiest picture ever.

i used to drink a double big gulp of whiskey at my old job... or was it pepsi? =X

Good God, why does she take pictures making faces like that ALL THE FUCKING TIME?

Oh, right... 'cause she's a stupid cunt. Somebody needs to take a baseball bat to her asshat head the next time she makes a face like that. It works with monkeys, maybe it'll work with her too, after the 54th attempt.

Hey...when is her next album tour...?

I was going to say aren't motorcades reserved for royalty but then I remembered who the Queen of Crazy was. My bad.

Stupid spoiled whore. Its about fucking time they put her away.

Oh one last thing, it'd be really nice if some person died because it took longer for an ambulance to reach them because of Britney's ambulance taking 15 minutes to fight through pap's. Yea thats some emergency. We can drive half a mile an hour while everybody gets there perfect photo shots of drama queen.

Oh sorry lil Timmy, your ambulance is going to be late because Britneys using the one that should of went to you when she could of asked any of her money leaching friends to drive her in any of her Mercedes Benz's to the psych ward.

Britney you want to act crazy and grab attention thats fine, but don't do it at the possible expense of other people. People that really need it could be needing that ambulance while its driving parade like speed through tons of media vultures hovering outside of your multi million dollar mansion.

Sickening

oh J@#u#$S what a pic

Hey 4, let me geuss. Are you kind of chubby? Do you have a really thick neck. Are your eyes really close together and make you look like a china man. Do you have a little piggy nose? Does drool run down your chin uncontrollably? Do you sit in your room all day, listening to Britney and Back Street Boy cassettes, because you keep getting your fingers stuck in the CD player? WELCOME TO THE SUPERFICIAL, BRITNEY!

Sam's an ugly loser. Why is he still around? Why is Adnan still around? Is it hard for her to meet someone on her celebrity status level? Then maybe they won't leech off her!

Fantasy (among many).

The ambulance is speeding up the 405 north when all of the sudden, the lead helicopter's engine flames out because it accidently sucks one of Britney's greasy wigs in to the intake; the wig got caught in an updraft! The helicopter's going down fast and the pilot tries to control the spiraling aircraft to the ground below by using autorotation but the western winds from the beach inhibit him otherwise. It's plummeting! The pilot says something cool like, 'Three weeks until I retire', right before the end.

The helicopter crashes in to Britney's ambulance, killing everyone onboard the helicopter and in the ambulance! It's a huge explosion!

What a f'in waste of tax dollars! Couldn't they just hog-tie her ass, throw her in the trunk and drop her off at the loony bin? Un-f*cking believeable!

Alright Brit, now take that black tie, wedge it in the door frame and jump.

@34 Nice rant, but it's "leech" not "leach". The thing is, no one here leeches off her. Britney is a fool, and good to ridicule as is the intention of the site. This hillbilly skank is joke soon to be a punchline, later to become a trivia question. You are right in one respect. The LAPD could give shit one about that Fucktard. The cops were there to ensure public safety from the rampaging paparazzi. Keep in mind that this dumb bitch instigates a lot of this bullshit and wants the paps around.

That last paragraph was fucking funny. Nice job SF. I'll be damned if i'm going to clear airspace for Britney fucking Spears. Since when did filthy batshit crazy whores get more privileges than the Queen of England?

what a load of media hyped crap! I would be totally pissed if I were a california resident. Even the local law enforcement has fallen into the hype. Does anyone there really have any actual, qualified documentation that states Britney requires this sort of treatment? WHAT A CROCK!

Everyone in L.A. must be retarded. Letting your tax dollars go towards over a dozen police vehicles to escort the psycho-hillbilly to wherever. I'd be torching city hall at the very least.

what are you guys talking about briteny is a good person she is just going through alot like cause she is taking all this medication so its not her fault and her kids got taking away so you have to stop balming her my mom has the same thing so yah so stop makin fun of her

what are you guys talking about briteny is a good person she is just going through alot like cause she is taking all this medication so its not her fault and her kids got taking away so you have to stop balming her my mom has the same thing so yah so stop makin fun of her

BREAKING NEWS

Britney Spears is a crazy cunt.

Sun to set in the west.

Hey Ashleigh,

I was really gonna rip you a new one for being such a dumbfucking piece of shit moron, but I'm tired and it's time for me to go home. Consider yourself lucky.

Ashleigh -

Why does your Mom want us to stop putting balm on her? She likes it.

Tell her that the next time she comes down to Argentina, I will give her the "Fourth Reich Surprise."

Well...

...at least my dick is hard.

unless she is naked why does anyone care? hopefully her new boyfriend will post the porn tape we have all been waiting for. cant wait to see the bitch chugging cock.

This is just happening too soon. She had so much more crazy left in her and now we are left with Paris kissing tomboys. I don't get the serial killer motorcade to get her to the funny farm.

A simple "let's go grab a starbucks, condoms and exlax " would have had her in the car before you could say "can I get both hot and mild sauce."

- If they could have found someone to keep sharp objects out of her hands she would have been fine for at least a couple more weeks.

she's making more of a spectacle by having this motorcade. here's a few idea on how to get to the hospital like a normal person -
don't call the papparazi before hand
don't tell anyone where you're going
have someone drive you there
voila!

jesus this bitch is out of control. please someone, anyone, put her out of her misery.

I think she is a crazy woman. This isn't a rare thing. She always do some thing like people said her. I have no word to her.

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You had it ALL ...and BLEW IT!! ...You f*ckin' FOOL!!! Shoulda stayed with Justin T! He'd've kept you on the right track...AND you'd still have a career, some money, and more than a nickel's worth of dignity. Can you picture her tellin' the psychiatrists: "But I'm Britney, bitch!...no, REALLY!!..."

I don't think this is ridiculous. I think that it's necessary. She may be extremely difficult and pretty psychotic but thats the exact reason this is needed. She is still a person going through some very extreme problems.. no matter how badly shes dealing with them and if you guys were in a position such as this.. even on a much less extreme scale... you wouldnt want photographers standing around. it's private. she obviously needs treatment and at least shes getting it.

When are the citizens of this country and Kalifornia going to quit putting up with shit like this? Make the stupid slut bitch pay for her own drama episode every couple of weeks! Why does she need 50 fucking police officers to escort her to the hospital? Does'nt she know they could be out fighting real crime or eating doughnuts at Winchell's or something!

Do you have any idea how much money - and how many jobs - this enormous publicity machine generates? Not just Britney, but the whole celebrity industry based in LA, and now covered in tabloids, tabloid TV, and mainstream cable news channels. Who do you think generates the tax revenue that pays for cops in LA? The fine citizens of South Central?

It fucking pisses me off that, as a California taxpayer, there are fuckin a dozen policemen who have nothing better to do in LA than escort a washed up pop star to the hospital. This is fucking ridiculous. Fuck you Britney Spears.... seriously. Could she possibly beg for more attention??

funny pic. i bet she's funny when she's not off her tree. girl can party. they'll never take that away from you britney!. like richard pryor but 30 years younger. hope she don't explode in flames like 'ol richie now.

Ozzy, is that you?

One of my fav pics ever. She looks like Jacko.

I wonder what time they blocked the streets off...I just happened to be driving by at like 1 and there were only like 100 paparazzi and 5 cops and one helicopter.

Anyone think that she could be schizophrenic in addition to bipolar? I'm no doctor (on the contrary, I'm a theatre major), but these are some of the symptoms from the National Institute of Mental Health's website:

1. Often affects women in their 20s or 30s.
2. Delusions ("My mom is sleeping with my boyfriend.")
3. Thought disorder (I should buy a new car for no reason at all. I think I'll go shopping in my wedding dress. I'll just not show up for my deposition. Need I say more? She uses a British accent half the time, dresses inappropriately, )
4. Lack of pleasure in every day life. (Well, that comes as part of the territory with bipolar.)
5. Poor functioning. (Can't make good decisions.)

She also seems to have affective flattening (lack of emotional response), avolition (lack of motivation), and varying personas.

poor girl. Do you know her ex? I have seen his photo on a
celebrity and millionaire dating site named "Searching Millionaire.COM".
Seems he is a certified millionaire there.

She's doin' that 'Hellewwwwwww' thing from Seinfeld.

she looks like wacko jacko( michael jackson) in the pic red lips and those sunglasses make her look like a white version of the king of poop

With all those cameras flashing constantly you are bound to have pictures that suck! Give her a break.

Is everyone here a bunch of dip dip shits? Think about it..here we all are, on the internet on these gossip websites dying to look at the next picture of Britney. Dying to see this girl literally DIE. Well in order to get these pics we need savage-like paparazzi to get those shots. So, in order to get Britney to the hospital safely, not so much for her safety but for anyone else's that happens to be on the road why'll she's being transported our tax dollars are going to have to pay for her transportation. ERGO: it's everyone who buys gossip mags. and looks on these web pages fault that our tax dollars are paying for this. So, if everyone can just a life and worry about yourselves and your own business our tax dollars could be paying for something much more lucrative.

Is everyone here a bunch of dip dip shits? Think about it..here we all are, on the internet on these gossip websites dying to look at the next picture of Britney. Dying to see this girl literally DIE. Well in order to get these pics we need savage-like paparazzi to get those shots. So, in order to get Britney to the hospital safely, not so much for her safety but for anyone else's that happens to be on the road while she's being transported our tax dollars are going to have to pay for her transportation. ERGO: it's everyone who buys gossip mags. and looks on these web pages fault that our tax dollars are paying for this. So, if everyone can just a life and worry about yourselves and your own business our tax dollars could be paying for something much more lucrative.

Spare me, do me a favor and look up what the Beastie Boys were going to call the album License To Ill originally and then use that as advice.

which begs the question in the midst of this dee-saster who the fuck is still buying her music??? She's like #3 in the UK chart just now..., WTF!!!!!!!

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