Jan 23 2008Britney Spears denied 'therapeutic visitation'
Britney Spears' lawyers scheduled an emergency hearing today to allow Britney to have therapeutic visitation with her children. Britney initially showed up at the courthouse then bolted before the hearing began. This probably didn't help her case because, in a quick decision, her request was denied. TMZ reports:
Sources told TMZ Brit wanted visitation restored in a "therapeutic setting" -- meaning under the treatment of medical professionals -- but that wasn't gonna happen, especially since she never showed to make a plea. The Court noted Brit's absence.
On a related note Mark Vincent Kaplan made the following remarks to People about Britney's deposition:
We are going over things that are very, very gut-wrenching. Just to revisit them even in your own mind would not be pleasurable. It's not something anyone would enjoy," he says."
I'll assume, no doubt accurately, that Britney's deposition consisted of her repeating over and over again the catchphrase for Fig Newtons in her new English accent: "It's not a cookie, mother. It's fruit and cake." I actually can't stop saying it right now. It's not a cookie, mother. Sweet Moses! Excuse me while I pay a homeless man to kick me in the eye with his hobo boot. If my next post seems to heavily involve tin cans, the bastard stole my keys and left me for dead. Call the police. I don't want him eating the last Toaster Strudel. I've got ten icing packets stored in my pillowcase; I cannot stress how important that is.*
*Very.
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Reader Comments
1. Erica - January 23, 2008 2:08 PM
Still sick of Britney.
2. FRIST!!! - January 23, 2008 2:08 PM
FIRST you weepy cunts!
3. The Ex - January 23, 2008 2:09 PM
RIP, Brit, RIP :(
4. Donkey Ass - January 23, 2008 2:09 PM
And she's gross
5. Erica - January 23, 2008 2:09 PM
And why does she have her shirt on backwards and inside out?
6. Rachel - January 23, 2008 2:11 PM
What does this have to do with Heath???
7. theShizaan - January 23, 2008 2:19 PM
She needs to be careful...that gut of her is catching up to her boobs
8. Maytal - January 23, 2008 2:20 PM
Oh well...
When it has to be... its just is :)
9. fergernauster - January 23, 2008 2:21 PM
She just can't stay inside, can she? EVER.
10. Steve - January 23, 2008 2:24 PM
Superficial.com? More like BritneySpearsWatch.com
Can we go one day without multiple Britney stories? No one really cares about Britney Spears.. get over her... please!
11. BunnyButt - January 23, 2008 2:24 PM
A few years ago, my brother, one of those old guys who lusted after an underage Britney, commented that the big difference between Britney and Madonna is that Britney is "a natural beauty" who doesn't have to make any effort to be gorgeous, whereas Madonna is not naturally attractive and has to put a lot of effort into looking good (totally failing, of course, to take into account 1. the 20+ year age difference between the two, and 2. that he finds any female over 22 sexually repulsive). I asked him what he thinks of Brit now, and he refuses to discuss her. Damn, I find this so funny.
12. The Office Whore - January 23, 2008 2:28 PM
What we've learned from Brit:
When you eat Taco Bell everyday, you will have chronic side-of-the-mouth acne.
mmmm, chronic!
13. Sam - January 23, 2008 2:29 PM
I'm glad they denied the visitation. When a parent is a drugged-up irresponsible fucktard out partying and hooking up with a different degenerate person every month, the kid is better off not seeing the parent. In fact, the best solution would be for the parent to just fucking die, like we all wish for Britney.
Wait...
14. FreeJose - January 23, 2008 2:34 PM
I hope PETA files a court order to get that dog taken away from her too.
15. alwayshungry - January 23, 2008 2:34 PM
What an uncooperative being. She just behaves ridiculously. Again my sympathy is gone. I'll save it for the children
16. FRIST!!! - January 23, 2008 2:42 PM
Awww, my stupid troll though it was first..
I agree with office whore. If you ever go into a Taco Bell (which I don't recommend) look at the counter people. Volcano city!!!!!
Mmmm chronic..
17. boinsie - January 23, 2008 2:42 PM
"I don't want him to eating the last Toaster Strudel."
Really now, let's some grammar using corretive, yes? XD
18. Jimbo - January 23, 2008 2:45 PM
Years ago I used to have lots of therapeutic visitations with Britney's videos.
19. ann - January 23, 2008 2:47 PM
That's brintey spears. seems she is on millionairefriends.com. It is a site for celebrities and millionaires to mingle. ...It's said she is writing a blog... I will check it.
20. ann - January 23, 2008 2:47 PM
That's brintey spears. seems she is on millionairefriends.com. It is a site for celebrities and millionaires to mingle. ...It's said she is writing a blog... I will check it.
21. FRIST!!! - January 23, 2008 2:49 PM
#5 she can't see with those ridiculous glasses on..
22. Mike - January 23, 2008 2:53 PM
@18 Hey Jimbo, I am have a therapeutic visitation right now.
23. Ann(us) - January 23, 2008 2:55 PM
That's Britney Spears. Seems she's on lasthardonofheath.com. It's a site for drugged-out sluts and assholes to prepare for sex during the afterlife. She seems very ready.
24. AZ Cowgirl - January 23, 2008 2:57 PM
I like the pooooo-tang! And Mike, I'll give you some having visitation right now. I bet your penis is more like a pussy, so I'd be more into it.
25. bwahahaha..*snort* - January 23, 2008 2:58 PM
"It's not a cookie, mother. It's fruit and cake."
Sadly... Imagining her saying/doing this isn't so hard!
I guess now that she can't see her kids, she'll go home and make new little T@liban recruits with Adnan
26. Auntie Kryst - January 23, 2008 2:59 PM
Will a dermatologist be on hand for the therapuetic meetings?
27. Anonymous - January 23, 2008 3:00 PM
Bunny Butt,
I think what your brother is currently going through is called "eating shit".
28. RosiesVaginaSap - January 23, 2008 3:01 PM
No other dogs are ever gonna play with that poor little mutt ever again. That fucker is tainted.
29. Anonymous - January 23, 2008 3:04 PM
Hey ann:
Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.
Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405
30. RENEE... - January 23, 2008 3:05 PM
hahahahaha. Serves the spoiled bratt right. I feel sorry for her kids, but they really shouldn't be around the media whore...I mean their mother...anyways until she cleans up her act (if that ever happens). All she seems to care about is herself. And WHY can't she ever sit still and just stay home once in a while?! Oh, and wasn't this meeting today called together because SHE requested it? Then she doesn't fricken stay for it! What a joke. Why does she keep getting so many chances?! They should tell her to go blow until she can meet with them ON TIME , and grow the fuck up. NPFB...No pity for Britty
31. Pangi - January 23, 2008 3:11 PM
We should order a ton of neck braces for when Britney dies and everybody pulls a 180 and writes "RIP" and says how sorry they feel for her boys, being deprived of a mother. Too bad death can only happen once, it seems to be the ultimate "get out of jail free" card for people who chose to live shitty lives.
32. Mike - January 23, 2008 3:13 PM
Arizona Cowgirl!! Please rub your penis on me!!
33. Zang - January 23, 2008 3:15 PM
#32 - I once heard a Vietnamese hooker say that.
34. Sandy - January 23, 2008 3:16 PM
I'm pretty sure her pimples got visitation rights, but only in groups of 5.
35. Mella - January 23, 2008 3:20 PM
I think her shirt is inside out and backwards.
36. Rebecca - January 23, 2008 3:23 PM
why the hell is her shirt inside out?
37. Rebecca - January 23, 2008 3:23 PM
why the hell is her shirt inside out and backwards????
38. AfterHours - January 23, 2008 3:33 PM
Soon her nipples will be tucked inside her jeans. What a truly disgusting looking 26 year old girl. No more Britney postings please and thank you.
39. brokebackKid - January 23, 2008 3:37 PM
i would gaze at unfitney while doing adnan in his filthy arab ass.
40. FRIST!!! - January 23, 2008 3:38 PM
#35-37 see #21
41. LL - January 23, 2008 3:41 PM
The dipshit apparently thinks that court appearances are like concert appearances; if she doesn't show up, they get rescheduled or canceled.
RE the lawyer's comment: "We are going over things that are very, very gut-wrenching. Just to revisit them even in your own mind would not be pleasurable. It's not something anyone would enjoy."
Yeah, sitting in a room listening to people tell you what a fucking waste of space you are would be a bummer. No wonder she chose to skip that. That would actually indicate she has some sense of reality. That's the generous interpretation.
42. FRIST!!! - January 23, 2008 3:49 PM
#41 I'd choose to skip that too! In fact I often do!
43. Maya - January 23, 2008 3:53 PM
More importantly, is she wearing maternity-stretchy pants in these photos? They're low cut jeans, with an interesting thick band around the belly . . .
44. Mal Reynolds - January 23, 2008 4:20 PM
Therapeutic to whom?
The healthiest thing for the kids would be if they never saw here again!
45. Mella - January 23, 2008 4:24 PM
@40- Asked and answered. I thank you.
46. Matthew - January 23, 2008 4:27 PM
please super fish no more miss redneck stories
47. awsum - January 23, 2008 4:32 PM
I used to be so sick of her. I am truly sorry for her now she looks lost look at that pic. This is what happens in todays money obsessed world, money is not happyness look at all these people the are truly a mess. Heath seemed like a nice enough guy and he dies. Britney was to young for all this freedom and money and she never grew up, I just feel sorry for her and her kids. She should have stayed with Justin she would have been better off.
48. Angelia - January 23, 2008 4:50 PM
You know, my first thought at seeing these pictures was this:
What is WRONG with her lips???? That lipstick is so goddamn bright it looks like they are trying to jump off her face!!!
Then I notices the inside-out-nipples-showing-through white shirt (EEWWW!!!) and totally forgot about the bad lip color she is sporting!
49. BaldAsBritney - January 23, 2008 5:04 PM
And I though Paris Hilton calling her an "amazing mother" would have been good enough for the powers that be. Full custody restored ! The law is so fickle.
50. Helena - January 23, 2008 5:06 PM
How many fucking dogs does this imbecile have?
If she wasn't a pop tart she would've lost custody of her kids by now....and I like to think all the dogs she's gone through (sat on? Eaten? Killed?) too. I guess the fact that Dad is almost as messed up puts a brake on losing custody too.
I hate this bitch. I pity her a little, b/c her family and her parents are repugnant...but...UGH. Poor kids.
Britney keeps on rolling, probably the next Anna Nicole Smith, getting knocked up with one successive kid after the next and fucking them up....but a talented Heath Ledger dies and leaves a daughter/ex-wife he actually seemed to care for.
51. Heath Ledger - January 23, 2008 5:20 PM
crap, doing blow and having pneumonia CAN stop your heart.
and i wasnt gay its called ACTING.
still loving britney braless...
52. Ted from LA - January 23, 2008 5:47 PM
#12,
That is NOTacne. It's taco sauce.
53. gmp - January 23, 2008 5:49 PM
I wish she would get investigated about the way she treats her dogs like she is with her kids. The pet shop should ban her from buying anymore. Just look how she is carrying that poor little thing.
I am so sick of her, who is she anyways to warrent all this exposure every damn day!
54. Iowa Girl - January 23, 2008 5:52 PM
#5 Erica ... THANK YOU
i couldn't even finish reading...i kept thinking how stupid is she?
it's not "fashion" to do that, it's dumb
55. ack - January 23, 2008 6:00 PM
how can a person have the same zits for months on end?
56. Kayleigh Chrzan - January 23, 2008 6:04 PM
her shirt is backwards and inside out... fashion statement? I think not.
57. MoronicShitney - January 23, 2008 6:09 PM
@14 - Right and that other Yorkshire Terrier - what the fuck happened to it? She got bored with it? I hate these vacuous sluts who use animals are accessories I officially HATE this monster mental illness or not.
58. Sicillian - January 23, 2008 6:16 PM
Inside out, backwards shirts are the new green!
59. theboss - January 23, 2008 6:17 PM
does she stress you out? her shirt is on backwards and insideout and you how appropriate!
60. smadgie - January 23, 2008 6:32 PM
Hey # 14.......if she gets the dog taken away she will really go nuts!! Her kids? noo problem but that lil acessory? Its a must have......."its mine mate ......don't touch my poochie"
Shes a freak....jump aleady shitney and take the damn dog with you.
61. sharpeidude - January 23, 2008 7:28 PM
I'm dying to read this twit's obituary. C'mon Brit-Brit, get naked and swallow some pills already!
62. Auto-Erotic-Asphixiation - January 23, 2008 8:10 PM
Is it just me? Or is this whack-job's face really starting to show crank abuse ?
63. dude on a wire - January 23, 2008 9:44 PM
Any chances she shaves her head again? I sorta miss that meltdown the most. The cooch flash was okay but she really didn't own that - every Hollywood tramp has done that, but the head shave was all her - too bad she couldn't have been fighting for visitation during that episode.
I think if she was tested and somehow remembered the names of her kids, then she should get some version of visitation. How are these kids ever going to learn to speak with an English accent without their mother?
64. Shannon - January 23, 2008 10:27 PM
Man, she needs to put those jugs in a bra or get a boob lift or something.
65. buffer - January 23, 2008 10:45 PM
tomorrow i'll wear my shirt inside out backward and people'll think im britney (*vomit at own thought)
66. No more Britney Shitney Please - January 23, 2008 11:06 PM
NO MORE BRITNEY PLEASE
67. LaDrones - January 24, 2008 1:12 AM
Most importantly, she needs some immediate Bra Intervention.
68. Al - January 24, 2008 1:20 AM
Holy crap. Those are some saggy, nasty boobies---and what is with the perpetual marks at either side of her mouth? Meth sores that have scarred, or just constant Cheetos-induced breakouts? Someone up above commented that her brother finds women over 22 sexually repulsive. Well, this same brainiac thought Britney was a natural beauty. Yeah, he's eating shit right about now. Muahahahahaha!!!!
69. Al - January 24, 2008 1:21 AM
Holy crap. Those are some saggy, nasty boobies---and what is with the perpetual marks at either side of her mouth? Meth sores that have scarred, or just constant Cheetos-induced breakouts? Someone up above commented that her brother finds women over 22 sexually repulsive. Well, this same brainiac thought Britney was a natural beauty. Yeah, he's eating shit right about now. Muahahahahaha!!!!
70. christina - January 24, 2008 1:45 AM
Britney is crazy girl! I think she finally wise up though. She recently got account at BillionaireCupid.com. I guess she don't want no more blacks, jews, asians, crippleds, hispanics, gays, arabs, obese, native americans, guys from fresno, or other uglies. At BillionaireCupid.com they prescreen and find hot rich white guy for her real quick.
71. Vulgar Display of Power - January 24, 2008 4:16 AM
Jesus Christ, we all know she's a idiot but it's no excuse to crucify her. Leave this poor girl alone. I wish I could be as cool as these photographers who hide in bushs 24/7 to make sure they get the right moment or right angle to ruin someones life. Then again what you expect from the world's shithole express. Home to people who have no life.
72. Adja - January 24, 2008 6:24 AM
Is it me or is she wearing her t shirt inside out ?
73. Adja - January 24, 2008 6:26 AM
Is it me or is she wearing her t shirt inside out ?
74. BaldAsBritney - January 24, 2008 8:09 AM
Yes that's right if it wasn't for the paps Britney would be sane, a good mother, hygenic and writing songs like a motherfucker. If everyone would just leave her alone she would be freakin Alicia Keys
Uh no
If she was left alone for a day she would strip naked and run down Hollywood Blvd. just for some attention.Bet on it.
75. gerard Vandenberg - January 24, 2008 8:47 AM
Please give her nipples a close look and you will discover why the porn-industry rejected her selfmade lesbian sex-tape!!
76. CougarTexas - January 24, 2008 9:18 AM
When are those same two zits on her right chin going to go away??? They've been there for WEEKS! Shit. Walgreen's carries ZapZit and it works. Go get some, you mad cow.
77. lulu - January 24, 2008 9:28 AM
And her shirt is on backwards and inside-out cuz....???
78. obvious stater - January 24, 2008 9:58 AM
#77..
errr, because she's batshit fucking crazy?
Just a thought
79. joco - January 24, 2008 10:22 AM
She has dark sunglasses on at night and her shirt is inside out and backwards. She has herpes sores all over her mouth and neck. I hope that poor dog doesn't catch rabies from her.
80. helen33 - January 24, 2008 10:40 AM
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81. LNB - January 24, 2008 11:21 AM
Her lawyers are smart; they definitely do not want her in the courtroom.
The way she dresses, talks, and who knows how she would behave while in court....easily lose the case.
lulz @ what part of England she from
82. missywissy - January 24, 2008 11:55 AM
Okay, the part about the lawyer saying revisiting stuff that has happened in the past is messing with his head.... I reckon there's a whole bunch of crazy shit she's done that we don't even know about. Maybe this girl has a plan. You know how celebs look and act messed up and then they turn around their lives and make a best selling book and movie about it, get on Oprah, everyone is inspired, yadda, yadda, yadda....
I think it would be funny if the paps would REFUSE to take her picture for one day to see how she would react then. Talk about MELT DOWN.
83. HeatherFeather - January 24, 2008 12:03 PM
Did anyone else notice that she's wearing that shirt inside-out? I didn't look at any of the comments, so I may just be reiterating what everyone else is saying...
84. Booger - January 26, 2008 4:58 AM
Her shirt is on inside out and backwards....
85. Booger - January 26, 2008 4:58 AM
Her shirt is on inside out and backwards....
86. kyle - February 3, 2008 12:34 AM
why are u guys doing this.it's wrong.
just leave her alone.
it's none of ur bussines about her.
she was having a hard time.
so just LEAVE HER ALONE.
you wouldn't want any one saying things about u and following u everywhere so
SHUT UP AND MINE UR OWN BUSINNES.
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88. Ava - February 6, 2008 11:17 PM
Yeesh... I don't remember seeing her in National Geographic, but her boobies say otherwise. Like those Ethiopian women who fling 'em over their shoulders to feed their kids...
I've nursed two babies - I can sympathize, really... But a bra would be super. And maybe some undies.