Jan 28 2008Britney Spears dances her chest out
Here's a NSFW video of Britney Spears practicing her dance moves at the Millennium Studio. She starts out fully clothed then makes her way down to a leotard that fails to encapsulate her Brit-boobs. It's pretty grainy and looks like it's shot through the fly of somebody's pants. So, that being said, enjoy "Britney Spears' Boobs Pop Out" in spectacular Wiener-vision.
NOTE: Save yourself three minutes of agonizing hell and skip towards the end. Unless you consider seeing Britney's breasts agonizing hell. In which case, now would be a good time to grab a snack.

Reader Comments
1. mamadough - January 28, 2008 5:01 PM
first bitches!
2. RobMac330 - January 28, 2008 5:22 PM
Remember the days when Britney's boobies popping out would have been glorious?
3. kennee - January 28, 2008 5:22 PM
2nd lads!
4. snarf - January 28, 2008 5:22 PM
My balls itch.
I LOVE PIZZA!!!
5. Jimbo - January 28, 2008 5:25 PM
Goddamn! I came so fast I didn't even have time to get my pants down! Thank god I wore a long coat today. This one gets LOTS of replays at home, that's for sure.
And what's up with all the technical glitches? The site's been fucked up ever since those lame "ferreteers" were here. What a bunch of losers.
6. Frank Rizzo - January 28, 2008 5:27 PM
It totally was shot from someone's wiener... I could tell because I could her it crying out in agony as she gyrated, and showed off her super classy fishnet stockings.
7. snarf - January 28, 2008 5:27 PM
It looks like it was recorded using a mirror.
8. Guy - January 28, 2008 5:28 PM
So thats how desperete the paperazi have become to try and get photos and video of Britney?
Resorting to sneaking a camera into your pants, sad...
9. Nathan - January 28, 2008 5:29 PM
Yes, RobMac330, I do.
10. havoc - January 28, 2008 5:29 PM
Damn, and I used to like breasts too.......
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11. Hit - January 28, 2008 5:29 PM
Britney's chest is a horrible thing, as Martha Stewart would say.
12. Aunt Flo - January 28, 2008 5:30 PM
Some people are soo territorial on this site!
13. Guy - January 28, 2008 5:32 PM
Actually watching the video and you hear its some guy and his son filming her, now thats sad.
14. joey pants - January 28, 2008 5:33 PM
I'd much rather see Heidi Montag's chest... but that's just me.
15. emi - January 28, 2008 5:38 PM
anyone know what she's dancing to?
16. Your Mom - January 28, 2008 5:39 PM
That's fucking retarded-- sucky video-- what, no news today??
17. jesus - January 28, 2008 5:40 PM
@14
Why don't you just find the same catalog Heidi Montag chose her tits from and see them there, at the source. Before they were attached to a horse. Of course.
18. FRIST!!! - January 28, 2008 5:43 PM
This is my site!!! Everybody else leave!!!
19. shanipie - January 28, 2008 5:48 PM
@ 17
OMG thank you!!!!
Heidi shouldn't EVER be on TV unless its a showing of the Kentucky Derby.
Oh and then if she broke a leg we would finally have en excuse to...
put ' er ' down
20. Jimbo - January 28, 2008 5:52 PM
FRIST - does your daughter have tits yet? Any pics or vids?
21. e - January 28, 2008 5:53 PM
WOW!!! That was AMAZING!!!! my life feels more complete now like I actually HAVE a purpose!
22. sillypanda! - January 28, 2008 5:59 PM
dude, wtf is she doing when her boobs pop out? lol.
23. Guy - January 28, 2008 6:02 PM
&18
Oh? Sorry... D:
I guess I'll be going now, bye
24. HollyJ - January 28, 2008 6:05 PM
hers are as fake as heidi's
25. Lucee - January 28, 2008 6:06 PM
I know I'll get doused with haterade for saying this, but Britney looks GREAT in this video! She's got a great, sexy body for having 2 kids. Of course nobody here will admit that, because she's young and you're all obviously older, broken down, and bitter. Too bad you can't live your life over again! Hahahahaha! Go Brit-Brit!
26. stephanie - January 28, 2008 6:08 PM
Yeah, nice father-son time.
27. sicasso - January 28, 2008 6:10 PM
and lame-o was its name-o.
28. Jeremy - January 28, 2008 6:16 PM
Its genuinely sad how low paps will go. They are the lowest form of parasite. I can't stand Brittney, but still cant help but feel a shred of pity for her in instances like this.
29. BringSpring 21 - January 28, 2008 6:16 PM
Looks great?? Her boobs point at her shoes like a 60 y.o. How is that great for a girl in her mid 20's with 2 kids? There's actresses in their 40's that have had 3 or 4 kids and their tits still look skyward.
30. OMG - January 28, 2008 6:18 PM
What the fuck is she doing over there?!
31. izzee - January 28, 2008 6:23 PM
her nylons are torn and smell of feces
:(
32. Click Here, Is This Britney or no? - January 28, 2008 6:26 PM
She is a real classy chick!
Is this Her Picture on the bottom left? Tell me thats a baby bump!? Just put in any email address and hit continue, OMG someone reply let me know if thats her?
33. The Ex - January 28, 2008 6:28 PM
she looks sexy in this Video.
34. mafme - January 28, 2008 6:29 PM
I don't have sound on my computer ATM-- I assume the soundtrack is primarily heavy breathing with some intermittent grunting or possibly "CH-CH-CH AH-AH-AH."
35. KevinF - January 28, 2008 6:30 PM
I thought I saw bats fly out of her pussy when she pulled down the green leotard. That chick needs help.
36. Auntie Kryst - January 28, 2008 6:32 PM
What is she rehearsing for anyway? Nowadays don't they just film her videos from the neck up? Oh well, she does look peep-show booth worthy. Anyone got some spare quarters?
37. yum - January 28, 2008 6:36 PM
you are all gay. her body looked very yummy in that clip. i like when she is playing with taking her clothes off.
38. her boobs - January 28, 2008 6:44 PM
29-
i like the shape and they are a nice medium size.
they also had a nice jiggle to show they were soft, without having too lose of skin ( wasn't a super wobbley jiggle , and jiggled back up into place quickly )
14. why don't you fill some mini balloons with salt water till they are about to pop, then you will get to see and even play with heidi's boobs all you want.
i think britney's are real.
39. thetrth - January 28, 2008 6:52 PM
Her and oboma are apparently getting together for his campaign. Match made in heaven if you ask my opinion.
40. nipolian - January 28, 2008 6:54 PM
She can't dance worth a fuck, she's crazier than a shit-house rat, but her tits look OK.
41. tom - January 28, 2008 6:58 PM
obama+britney = forever. What will they call the kids? obrama, obitney, britbombers, britrama, opopwreck, obitney, brirack ?
42. Tia - January 28, 2008 7:07 PM
So Britney is so expired right now....Go to www.lovejd.tv and check out the 7 women ruling the handbag world of Hollywood right now. January 28 webisode premieres at the Love, JD main site...see you there!
43. This video - January 28, 2008 7:08 PM
is fucking creepy. Taping her when she's out is one thing, but following her into a dance studio (I THINK its a dance studio...) and showing her boob popping out in slow motion? That is just a little strange if you ask me.
44. PTG - January 28, 2008 7:13 PM
It looks fake.
45. kdollarsign - January 28, 2008 8:13 PM
Britney... Bad artist. Good stripper.
46. dude - January 29, 2008 12:42 AM
Wow that was totally not worth it.
47. iknowurfat - January 29, 2008 12:59 AM
#40, try watching Slave 4 you video and then say she can't dance worth a fuck, you dumb motherfucker...you are a fat whore..i just know it..jelouse piece of shit.
48. Adlaw - January 29, 2008 2:55 AM
I am her big fan. It's said she recently joined a celebrity and millionaire dating site named " Marry Millionaire dat com".. Many men winked at her there. But I did not find her when I joined it. So sad
49. g - January 29, 2008 3:03 AM
boring waste of space
50. celeb - January 29, 2008 9:40 AM
Britney will still rock the year 2008. It is said Britney is seeking true love now. Her profile was found on celeb dating site WealthyRomance.com last week.
51. nipolian - January 29, 2008 11:43 AM
#47 - You're a complete fucking moron.....That video is almost 7 fucking years old.......Back then she was hot and had some talent.......I am referring to TODAY fucktard....I am referring to this video you asswipe........Go back to undressing your Barbie dolls......Shithead!
PS - I may be a whore but I am not fat or jealous ( or according to you jelouse )
What a fucking retard.
52. Goodbye, SF - January 29, 2008 12:12 PM
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
Ill never look into your eyes...again
Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...strangers hand
In a...desperate land
Lost in a roman...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah
Theres danger on the edge of town
Ride the kings highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby
Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...hes old, and his skin is cold
The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and well do the rest
The blue bus is callin' us
The blue bus is callin' us
Driver, where you taken us
The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
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And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...i want to...fuck you
Cmon baby, take a chance with us
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And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
On a blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
Cmon, yeah
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die
This is the end
53. Judd - January 29, 2008 1:50 PM
I still wanna bang her and suck on those big nips!!! ha ha ha
54. p0nk - January 29, 2008 2:15 PM
52, suicide again wally?
55. Auntie Kryst - January 29, 2008 2:16 PM
@25 I gave your post some thought, and have come to the conclusion that you may be wrong. If the Hindus have it right, then people can live their lives over again. In Brit-Brit's case, I'm thinking she's the reincarnation of either Herman Goering or J. Edgar Hoover. It's a tough call, both were great dancers.
56. norton - January 29, 2008 2:22 PM
I have a few questions. First, what's with the torn fishnets - hasn't she played that out to the Nth degree already? Second, her "dancing" or "creative" moments remind me of my 13 year old practicing her "dance" moves in the basement - which doesn't say much for Brit-Brit but says a hell of a lot for my 13 year old. Third, how could a young gal that only had two kids end up with her nipples pointing at the floor already?
57. Leo Tard - January 29, 2008 2:33 PM
Haiku
Comments strange and whacked
Old clip like piss in my eyes
Time for porno and booze.
58. D. Richards (Saint.) - January 29, 2008 3:05 PM
That's power dancing right there. Somebody's about to get 'served'.
Side note: Those breasts don't look too bad. I'd suck on 'em; sure afterwards I'd be forced to brush my teeth for ninety minutes and gargle with boiling water and lye but, yeah, I'd gnash on Britney's nipples.
59. Alie - January 29, 2008 3:27 PM
#38 ... while there was a bit of a jiggle, that in no way confirms they are real. not all boob jobs are created equal, and the nicer ones can feel soft and have more natural movement. Also .. having had two kids perhaps that has 'loosened' things up so to speak, with the breasts growing rapidly from milk production and then reducing back to their previous size.
Take a look at this video and then tell me if you still think britney's boobs are all natural:
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Music/Cartoons_Videos/Britney_Spears/The_Mystery_of_Britneys_Breasts/
60. brennie - January 29, 2008 4:49 PM
all the times Millenium Dance Studio has been mentioned I always pictured a fantastic state of the art training facility staffed with experts and wall to wall with equipment and dance supplies and a spring floor that covered the floor, walls, and ceilings. Now I know it is a poophole warehouse with one giant rotating fan in the corner... and a stripper pole.
61. Fibonacci - January 29, 2008 6:04 PM
the video has been deleted...
here is a link to the nipple slip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fjIkL3aHx4
62. ST evec - January 29, 2008 7:15 PM
# 52 Thanks for the Doors flashback....can you include the lyrics for When The Music's Over in your next post.
63. Anal Fistula - January 29, 2008 11:26 PM
stalker-riffic
64. jake - January 30, 2008 2:54 AM
you can watch the whole video here, has some other crap at the begining for the first 30 seconds i think.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3mqeLe5snM
65. I Forgot It - February 4, 2008 11:26 PM
Yup, she's sad now....a few years ago this would have been a glorious event....but then I wonder why I watched the video 3 times......hell I'm still holdin out for her to do some xxx Porn! I'd watch that..............
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