Jan 16 2008Britney Spears and Adnan: ‘Classiest Couple ‘08’

Britney Spears and her paparazzi man-candy Adnan Ghalib have been embarking on daily shopping sprees over the past week. One stop was the Betsey Johnson store in Sherman Oaks where Britney apparently came out of a dressing room buck-ass naked, according to Life & Style:

"I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me!" a store employee tells Life & Style.
"I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you f------ come near me!' says the employee.
"Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting."

When Britney and Adnan finally came out, what followed is probably the most accurate description of how I imagine Britney talking:

"I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent," says the employee. "Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone.
"Then she muttered, 'F--- you!' and left the store."

Britney Spears vagina is a terrorist. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. I’ve even sent evidence to the Pentagon, but they won’t take me seriously or even fire a missile at her house. Just one missile is all I’m asking. I don’t get it. Is it my Star Wars stationary? Or the fact that I wrote “Britney’s cooch is the flappy hood of Bin Laden” with glitter paint? I wanted it to look official.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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dumb bitch who the fuck cares... wish she would die already!

dumb bitch who the fuck cares... wish she would die already!

holy crap. she is the poster child for ignorance. who is telling her that she is attractive enough to come out of a dressing room completely naked? has she hit rock bottom yet? because i am seriously getting to my breaking point with this whore.

She's beyond laughable... I feel too bad for her to make fun of her anymore.

I really don't think she's hit rock bottom yet. I think there is more to come this year.

i agree with WTF.... she's a fuckin dumb bitch.......

i don't know about BinLaden's hood but i'm sure it is 'like sleeve of wizard' by now. Gonads Ghraib's chin looks as appealing.

Yep....that tops anything I have ever done in my life in the 'embarrasing' category! LOL

So, if she isn't using her money to make herself at least look somewhat presentable out in public....think she'd mind if I used it to buy a few things?

Maybe her next career move really should be to dancing in Vegas......she doesn't seem to mind the naked part...now if she can remember those dance moves????

Oh, Fish, as entertaining as this is...... your a dollar late and a day short!!

The 'news' is... well, just click the link.

OMG LOOK AT HER HANDS!

The weird sounds were Adnan's jihad on Britney's anus. The slurring indicates that it ended with ATM. Hopefully they picked up some mints at the checkout.

Her vagina is a terrorist? Hahaha, see what happens when Jack Bauer goes to jail? Terrorist vaginas run loose everywhere.

@ 6. lentista
but do you agree with WTF's second opinion as well?

My master plan is coming together....Kev takes the old kids and I make new ones....

Glad to hear she's trying so hard to win over the hearts and minds of the Judge and the public. She is beyond repulsive! Zero decorum, zero class, zero intelligence, and zero attractiveness, zero personality! Just wait until her children are able to read (assuming they didn't inherit their parents IQ), and can understand what they are seeing on TV!

I bet Adnan's private parts must be burning like hell. Maybe they're rotting right now.

#1 you must care your reading it and commenting...If everyone would stop making such a big deal over her....maybe she wouldn't continue acting like this

@ 6. lentista
but do you agree with WTF's second opinion as well?

@ 6. lentista
but do you agree with WTF's second opinion as well?

OfficeWhore -

great news, huh?? now her suicide will also take out thousands of innocent Americans.

When I look at her...I think of...........clinic.

I can't believe these things are true about Britney. This is all a smear campaign by a bunch of jealous Hollywood insiders who don't want to see a hard working girl make it on her own..

You fuckers all should be ashamed of yourself for kicking someone when they are down. She needs help.

Karma is a bitch, as you will all find out.

Ok, you've been busted by another commenter about blogging yesterday's news. I want to know more about this pap guy being married, darn it!

1. In which country is he married in?
2. Was he 'with' his wife until he met Brit?
3. If he's actually married, why is the wife being so quiet?
4. If he's married, do they have any children?

PS: about the yesterday's news thing, another site already reported a ring showing up on her, but didn't know much more because supposedly she's worn fake rings before.

PSS: And what's the follow up with Will Smith and the Scientology gifts? A commenter somewhere, I believe here, said they knew someone from that movie with WS, and they received a shirt, jacket, and hat, not personality tests from Scientology. So, is the report a hoax? Is WS a Scientologist?

FOLLOW UP with some actual research please!

She's wearing a cross, and her little sister wears one too. Pure irony?

And for that user pap BF of hers... jeez, why does he have to go around sporting a brazillian on his chin... someone should tell him the difference between his fugly face and his possibly very diseased crotch! eewww!

This bitch is stupid... and her fucking shoving her privates in people's faces isn't doing her any favours... i feel sorry for the boys... for sure they will have the piss taken out of them when they go to school... and when they grow up... they can see mommy's punani in media in her whoring days!

Years ago I admired Brit for her body and those adorable sexy little moves she did, then more recently I loved watching the drama of her getting married and pumping out little bundles of losers.

Now I'm fascinated with how low can she possibly go? Her bottom point is so fucking low I think even Keith Richards is in awe.

Really, how low can she go?

I'm just amazed at this chick's ability to self-abuse but she keeps right on going like nothing is the matter.

GUD point SSS yes... enlighten us!

Hey Triple S, number 26.

Why don't you take your retarded little homework assignment and jamb it up your ass? This is The Superficial and we don't care if it's true or not true.

Do your own research numb nuts and next time you're on here stick to the subject with is conjecture, innuendo, snideness, and mild hatred.

@ 26. SSS
it's "PPS", not "PSS", dumbass.

I don't buy this story.

Show me the pictures. Until I see photographs documenting this little shennanigan, I'm not going to believe it. The papaRATzzi is following this little tumor-on-the-backside of the world 24-7. Until I see pictures, I don't believe she takes a shit.

Now Spears is obviously nuts and a bad mother, and we won't even touch the subject of what a horrible role model and undeserving attention whore she is. But she's also sick, anyone can see that. You don't have to be Dr.Penis Head to come up with a diagnosis on that one. She didn't have a childhood, what the hell do you expect? She was mommy's little hooker, just like little sis. Now there are plenty of scum bags in her life trying to rake in the dough. Everyone is latching on to her splotchy, acne-ridden skin to see what lose change falls out of her ten-sizes-too-small forever 21 shorts.

She has no allies. Nobody is on her side. I'm certainly not on her side, I'm in no position to help her out. Besides, I'm pretty sure that this year is the year of the Britney Spears tragic suicide. Unless someone gets her some help. Out of genuine concern and compassion for the little trainwreck and all of the irresponsible procreation she's doing.

Let's not forget there are two kids in the middle here who will, if they ever grow up that is, one day be seen on Behind The Music talking about how their mother turned them into rapists and cannibal serial killers.

The Britney story is bad enough. Don't make shit up to add to it. Because frankly, do you really need to?

Why is her one headlight pointing at the floor and the other at the ceiling? I bloody don't know why me tits are pointing in different directions. I must ask me mum.

The best picture from this set (yup, other places have it) is the one where they're picking out a home pregnancy test kit. I doubt they'll know how to use it (probably Adnan will pee on Britney while sticking the tube up his ass), but they're buying it. God help us.

I think someone needs to try reverse psychology with Brit.

How it went down-

Concerned folks: Brit, show up for court and stay out of the media.
Brit: Whateva, whateva, I'll do what I want. (proceeds to miss court and date a pap)


How it should really go-

Concerned folks: Brit don't forget to breathe.
Brit: Whateva, whateva, I'll do what I want. (proceeds to die from not breathing)

@10
No shit! WTF is up with her hands man, it looks like she dipped them in boiling water. And someone explain the lip stick color please

What a fucking trainwreck, I couldnt get it up with this girl if there was a gun to my head

I sure hope they steam clean that dressing room, then send Brit the bill. It is probably chock full of toxic jiz from the terrorist Ghalib and STD residue from Brit. And now Adnan has completely lost and credibility he ever had. What a troll and a loser. Hope he gets AIDS from Brit and dies now.

If you look at the top picture, yesterday's story makes more sense - Britney is definitely turning into Rosie. Isn't that what Diana said?

at least it looks like she finally washed her hair.

as for the rest of her, hopeless.

I hope that clerk didn't have to clean up the puddle of diarrhea and semen in the dressing room.

how sad could this true why didnt they call security cops whoever
this is not so funny anymore

It's cool wearing sunglasses to the A&P, but you have to remain attentive. Case in point, Brit and her man-whore totally missed that end-cap with the K-Y. With her shopper card I'm sure she could have Saved Saved Saved!

we are allowed private meltdowns.

because she is interesting, rich, famous and lovely she gets to have a public meltdown.

the stakes are higher and there's more danger than we common people will ever know.

females on here are hardest on britney. envy is one of the seven deadly sins people.

the stress is giving her hives her skin looks terrible
she needs a good sleep

The STD's are almost jumping from these pics.Maybe they're made for eachother.

How retched does your life have to be when banging this scaly train wreck is the height of your glory?! And yeah, I have to agree that the Brazilian Wax chin is probably the lamest facial hairstyle this side of the Pornstache...

#23, You wanna talk about karma?
How about a spoiled little rich girl who stole a pregnant woman's man, then married and had children she didn't want with that man, has now abandoned those children and has stolen YET ANOTHER married man????

Talk about being a horrible piece of shit human being with no morals...

Her whole life from here on out will be payback for all the shit she has done to people.

And hopefully she'll do the world a favor and cut her life short. Very short.

Rarely it it used to describe a woman (if you can call her that), but the best adjective for Britney Spears is "SCUMBAG". Plain and simple.

That 'stache is a flavor saver and a half.

please commit her to rehab (not promises) like a supermax prison

#46, Here, Here. I could not have put it any better myself. GREAT points.

And FRIST!!!,
It would be my pleasure. Or I can hit you up next time I am in Spokane. If only I could take out cash advances on my corporate card. BUT, the medicinal maryjane clinics do take credit cards and YOU KNOW I have my prescription! But I think it would be a litle tough explaining to my boss the $60 charge at The Vapor Room!

#40,
uhhhhhh....what? Come again?

Come on, pull it together. I am pretty sure if I heard you talking I would be telling you to take the marbles out of your mouth.

Am I really gonna be the first one to say this?

Fine.

"OMG that Britney's Shameless"

There, are you happy now?

@31.


Head over to Egotastic. They have pics of the incident.

I don't care who she is, I would have called the po-po and had her disgusting fat "derriere" tossed to the curb. Out, Damn Spot!

To all of you who think we envy these celebutards, get a clue: We're not envious, we're relieved. Relieved we live on a smaller scale, relieved our lives aren't on public display, relieved our problems aren't being picked apart online by assholes like us. We're grateful to be where we are, we don't want to be these celebrities. You're fucking nuts if you do or think anyone wants to.

Hey Britney, HEY, Yeah you......

You are ugly and have no talent. Your sister is the favorite and prettier and younger. You are finished yet you never really were anything to begin with. You are a disgusting diseased ridden whore with no class, no taste and no love in your life. You suck. I hope you and your disease ridden boyfriend really do end up in a million pieces at the bottom of a cliff. I think you want and need to die. Maybe you have AIDS already. I hope your rotten vajajay is crawling with worms and you drop it in the toilet the next time you sit on it.

(claps hands and says "That out to do it.")

Whaddaya suppose the "62" stands for? Is dude the 62nd guy to fuck Brit in 2008? What a novel concept! Don't bother memorizing their names, just number them for reference. Niiiiice.

She's not having a "meltdown" she's CLEARLY on METH!!!!! The grossest drug possible. Look at her scabby face. Pretty soon she'll be missing half her teeth and look like the HILLBILLY she truly is..

TS yer on!!!!!

Jimbo, that's funny!

@51 - Don't worry too much about #40. It was Brit Brit herself it seems....

Bunny Butt, thank you for putting in writing what I've been saying to myself every night. Cept I was too lazy to write it on this blog.

How's Roz by the way?

This thread is useless without pics!!!! Are you serious that this one instant where Britney was supposedly naked in a store, that she wasn't getting spied on by the paps???

BS!!!!!!!

All the other reported nekkidness instances were backed up with pics...

My boss has the same facial hair as this Adnan guy. I told him but he stared at me with a blank look, harh harh.
Yet another series of pics with this ugly blue shirt, and without a bra. I wonder what the inside of her home is like. I bet there are heaps and piles of dirty clothes everywhere, lying on the beds, on the floor, and she grabs whatever is available before she goes out.
ConscienceFound, what you are saying about females being the hardest on Britney is a boring cliché. Read the male commenters, they are crude, sexual, violent most of the time. They almost never say anything positive that is not sexual. And if the picture happens to be of a good looking guy, it is even worse, talk about envy !

Apparently the Centers For Disese controll have now sealed that particular change room for all eternity.

@57 Coach, I thought he was giving his "props" (it's how douchebags talk now) to your 1962 squad. I looked them up, 13-1, impressive.

does she only have 3 outfits?

Nutty as a fruitcake, Val. Nutty as a fruitcake.

#39! That was hilarious! Goddamn!

This bitch is pathetic.
She's the biggest waste of life since Judas Iscariot.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLY!

@53

Those pics are from a while back


Will someone please stuff a lit cherry-bomb in this cunt's twat (or maybe this twat's cunt?) and take her out of her misery?

She's so fucking self-indulgent and arrogant.

And Adnan should get back on a camel and waddle out of L.A. before he tries to blow up a building or something.

38. gotmilk? - January 16, 2008 1:48 PM

at least it looks like she finally washed her hair.

as for the rest of her, hopeless.
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only problem with that, she doesn't have "hair"

it doesn't grow back THAT fast.

This story is completely false. Britney came into bath and body works where a couple of my friends work, and she was never abrasive or angry, she just kept saying to anyone who would listen, "I just want something to make it all go away... do you have anything that makes it go away, ya know?"
So sad. But who knows, she was there without that creeper pap so--- who knows.

Now I know where Al Bundy got his Habib Shirt.

Shoot me $12.00

Dear SSS,
Get a life, moron.

Leave Britney alone. She is already poor. She is seeking true love now. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week. Good luck to her search.

as of this morning, i officially no longer give a shit what she does. i won't be surprised if she pulls an anna nicole this year (has a baby, then dies).

53 those are old pics

Pretty sure the end is near for this dumb twit. Only a matter of time now and her death will be the only thing we hear about on the news for probably a year or more.

BRITNEY!! put on a damn bra!!

Instead of staging pics, perhaps she can start focusing on those poor kids of hers...I feel sorry for them - look at their parents!!! It might help her if her boyfriend starts being her stylist too as it looks like he puts more effort into looking decent than she does... proof that money can't buy you class or style

I used to feel sorry for her: kids too young, fame at an early age, etc, but then I realised, she's twenty-fuckin-six for hell's sake and a multi-millionaire - old enough to quit the self-indulgent Me Me Me crap and put her kids first.

How the hell with all the resources she has to hand can she be such a fuck-up?

Why do I want to punch this guy in the face? What's that sh*t on his chin?

Okay, she needs to bleaching her hair and get lighter extensions. Pronto! Britney is not pretty enough - and certainly not intelligent enough - to rock the brunette look.

Oh, and that landing strip on his chin? SO disturbing!!

"blown away"? everyone's seen what she's got by now. there should be no "shock value" involved.

I love the fish, and generally I enjoy reading the snark that all y'all jealous little people fork up...

But in this case, the girl is very, very sick. She can't help herself. If she wasn't a gazillionaire she'd be homeless. If you think it's funny to mock her, then you probably think it's hilarious to taunt the schizophrenic old lady nodding and mumbling under the overpass you walk by on the way to work each morning. Which is awesome.

Seriously, what's the attraction in being so damned mean?

87 - Batman....

If she wasn't who she is, she's be a normal person working somewhere, drinking Dunkin Donuts coffee, having a wedding, maybe fishing or emailing her best friend. But she's not. We will never, ever know the truth because in reality, though she is known as a "singer/dancer," she is, in the end, a performer and here it is......the performance of a lifetime.

Mental problems? Bi-Polar?
C'mon- let's call a spade a spade. She is a spoiled rotten pop queen that nobody ever said 'no' to and is not use to getting anything but her way. This is more evidence of this 'spoiled-syndrome'--Dr. Phil ! Help .. there has to be SOME pill that can help this poor woman with spoiledsyndromnitus!!!

I don't know about you--but these pictures of this pop-skank make me very, very .....itchy...I think I need to go to the clinic now.

She is so effing stupid at the way she lost visitation rights! i mean if her kids meant so much to her why is she always missing court dates or appearing 4 hours later. i hate kevin aswell and dont think he deserves any better but at least he's there for the hearings, it shows he really does want the kids. as for britney she seems to think the world will stop and revolve around her!! like whatever she does is fine because she has money.

as for her and Adnan Ghalib... blurgh!!! so many rumours and i really dont care! but just to mention one thing. HE IS NOT A MUSLIM!! just because he was born into a Muslim family and his parents and siblings are, doesnt mean he is. Thats where people go wrong, because they think that the family is and he has a Muslim name people end up thinking that he's a muslim too (even Asians like Adnan think like that). but the truth is he doesn not practise, he does not do even do the basics that Islam requires for you to be a Muslim so therefore he ISNT a Muslim. i dont even think he knows himself because pakistani mentality is totally shite!! Muslims believe EVEYONE is born a muslim but what you choose to do with your life afterwards determinds whether you are or not... its nothing to do with name, race, colour, ethnic origin or family!

She is so effing stupid at the way she lost visitation rights! I mean if her kids meant so much to her why is she always missing court dates or appearing 4 hours later. I hate Kevin as well and don’t think he deserves any better but at least he's there for the hearings, it shows he really does want the kids. As for Britney she seems to think the world will stop and revolve around her!! Like whatever she does is fine because she has money.

As for her and Adnan Ghalib... blurgh!!! So many rumours and I really don’t care! But just to mention one thing. HE IS NOT A MUSLIM!! Just because he was born into a Muslim family and his parents and siblings are, doesn’t mean he is. That’s where people go wrong, because they think that the family is and he has a Muslim name people end up thinking that he's a Muslim too (even Asians like Adnan think like that). But the truth is he does not practice, nor believes in even the basics of Islam and what Islam requires for you to be a Muslim so therefore he ISNT a Muslim. I don’t even think he knows himself because Pakistani mentality is totally shite!! Muslims believe EVEYONE is born a Muslim but what you choose to do with your life afterwards determines whether you are or not... it’s nothing to do with name, race, colour, ethnic origin or family!

Britney again? why are people interested in talking about her even though these are fake things? you should know the fake news about her pregnancy and her joining the famous bbw and plus size singles dating club plusmingle.com.. I can not believe any piece of her news.

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