Jan 30 2008Angelina Jolie probably definitely pregnant

Great. Who fucking cares? I hope they both rot together while adopting more village kids.

First!!!!!!!!!

First!!!!!!!!!

Why the hell did she wear that horrible dress? It looks like my aunt ethlaw would have hagging as window drapes.

That explains why her tits look more giganormus than usual

Uh 2nd is not bad. Anyways who cares about her pregnancy. I think wants to have all the kids of the world to herself. I bet she's adopting more kids too. It's one of her phases, just like the Billy Bob phase, kissing her brother!!

If I had anything to say to Brad, I would say: "It must suck to be the bitch in the relationship. How does it feel to have the biggest pussy imaginable?"

Actually, I am hiding under the dress.

Is this one going to be the foreman in their 3rd world sweat shop they are adopting?

I wonder if this one will have Downs like Shiloh. The probability is high, considering Vagina-lina is like 43 or something

I wish she'd adopt and breast feed me. Goo, goo, gaa, gaa.

I'm starting to hate these jokers. Brad turned into a tool the moment he met her.

Angie, Brad - slow down.
Kids create greenhouse gas.

Mr. Cruise, please, Mr. Cruise, summon your scientologist wacko space buddies and have them come in the night to steal Angelina's fetus, straight from her womb!

And while they're at it, have the spacemen slice Brad Pitt's face up with a box-cutter. And remove the head of his penis, as well as Jolie's clitoris.

yippee, who gives a flying fuck. And whatever she's doing, she's making Brad fricken fugly as hell. But then, I was never a big Brad fan...but still, I know he's capable of looking fairly hot. CAPABLE. But here he just looks like some fruity Thespian guy or something.

Pay attention to that dress and you will notice a creepy hand design on her side. As though its trying to pinch her.

UGLY dress. That woman has so much money and why did she waste it on a stupid ethnic looking dress?
I bet the designer was from Africa or Vietnam.
She is an annoying dumb LIBERAL. Sweety, its not making your skin any darker so stop it!

The Fish is on his game today! Damn! Funny comments! First the "non quoted boner" and now the gum wrapper thing. Shit, hysterical.

When did Angelina leave Brad for Benicio Del Toro?

Doesn't share already ignore the last kid that shot out of her "underlips?" The little fucker was too Aryan or something? Well. Geuss another one that is gonna need heaps of therapy in about 18 years.

P.S. Brad Pitt looks BUSTED AS HELL! Vampira is sucking the youth right out of him.

angelina jolie is such an evil little twat.

She looks gorgeous and hot. My friend told me that she met that man on millionairefriends.com. lol.

can people with really bad crotch rot get pregnant?

@ 16

THANK YOU!

God I feel so bad for this future brangelina baby. Poor thing.

Why would she want to get knocked up again, doesn't she already have a bio baby that she hates and realizes isn't good for photo ops?

She basically has said on numerous and well documented (so poor shiloh and read about it later) that her biobaby is a priveledged blob that she doesn't feel anything for because she hasn't "suffered" like the other ones.

What a Bitch, who the hell says that?

Pink, you're right, that's exactly where she met him.

Probably definitely...I like that. As for the future baby...Hopefully it won't age as bad as his parents seem to be doing the last year. Both of them have aged about 20 years in less than 2. Bad genes. That's why the adopt.

#22 you don't have any friends..

Hey FRIST, have you dug out from all the snow?

BAH! FRIST you rock. #22 probably thinks angelina is like, a great actress too. bbbbaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

So your saying she fucks then.

brad look a LOT like robert redford in that pic. and not in a good way, folks, not in a good way.

brad looks a LOT like robert redford in that pic. and not in a good way, folks, not in a good way.

#22 - do you get paid in renminbi or in US nickels each day for posting that crap?

listen up #22. do you want your lights punched out? nobody is going to go to your gay little site. not even angelina jolie. although maybe she should.

She went through her little goth phaze, her violent sexaholic phase, her single mom saving the world phase, now it's her mother earth unicef family phase. It's so fucking pathetic to see a white girl trying to wear some outfit she thinks looks all ethnic like she's so grounded and in touvch with important causes. You are walking the red carpet at yet another Hollywood let's celbrate US and give Us shiny awards because we made a movie. Africa and it's vast cultures is a continent not a fucking name on your designer clothes or a little phase you can go through you pretencious little bitch.

You can't be queen of hollywood living in mansions, flying in your private plane, wearing designer shit and having maids and nannies left and right and ALSO care about third world countries and fighting poverty. It's a paradox bitch. Hollywood is all that is bad and selfish and greedy and as long as you are part of that so are you. This woman is a fucking hypocrite and her fucking ugly dog faced pussy bitch husband who cannot even think for himself is the biggest fucking tool on the planet.

Who goes from a marraige they felt stuck in to some sick twisted baby collecting responsibility fucking overload prison with some bitch they just met on a movie set. Where's the rebounding guy, wheres' the me time, where's the building a foundation before starting the baby train? No man, no woman can do this without one day waking up and going "OH MY FUCK WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?"

When yes that's WHEN not if. When this shit ends it will end so fucking badly it will make every divorce in the history of the planet look like a fucking walk in the park.

AJLAJ That's Angelina Jolie LOVES Angelina Jolie. Her fingers are permanently waterlogged and her mirrors are covered with greasy wet lip stains.

BPDNS Brad Pitt Doesn't Know Shit. notice how he doesn't really ever say anything. He's her pet like in that shitty movie Saving Silverman.

oh my my my #36. i wholeheartedly agree with all of that. but would you like me to share my xanax with you? i don't mind at all.

I don't get how these two keep getting pregnant. I have two kids and they have a sixth for when anything intimate might be going on. I mean they have four and they are all young children.

She could stick her finger up my ass while I fucked Brad Pitt.....

what the hell is up with brad's hair. is it even real?

#36

awesome

and you're right, I can't wait to see this breakup... I'm going to start stocking up on popcorn now

let's make bets on who he dates next. sienna miller. what the hell are they going to do with their little herd of children? give them back??

They have sex by candlelight, in their gorgeous master bedroom. With the kids hopping around the bed and chanting monkeyspeak nonsense. Afterwards the kids draw straws to see who has to inflate the donut for Brad to sit on.

Thanks for the offer Toni braxton but, I think I'm good. It's just the hypocrite celebs that get me fucking fuming but once I let out my poorly spelled, badly written little rant I feel loads better. These assholes are like a fucking undigested burrito that is just making me fucking queasy and nautious but, once I shit out all that nasty cheap crap I feel so much better. Yes these two are worth little more than a smelly load of butt porridge floating in my can but, boy for something so worthless and flushable they sure do make me sick to my stomach. I guess that's probalby because they're just so fucking dirty and disgusting and also I'm allergic to fake pretencious whores and their whipped little manboy bitches.

"These assholes are like a fucking undigested burrito"

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

B-b-b-b-b-but she donates 1/3 of her income to charityyyyyyy! And omg she is so hot! That kind of makes up for the fact that she's a disease-spreading homewrecking vulture doesn't it??? Please?

Upps... many negative comments here not only about Brangelina, but almost about everybody.... It seems this kind of blogs are kind of halls of hell reunion.

Anywyay, thanks for the pictures. some are fun, and some others are nice.
Thanks for the pictures of Brangelina, I like this couple a lot. Thanks as wells for the Tomkat's.

Oy. I'm so sick of these two. She is a huge attention whore, and that is the fugliest dress I've seen in years.

I think she met Brad on www.lookatmybrownbabies.com

She could have also met Brad on www.herpespositive.com

Attendee - how about a negative comment about your horrific grammar? oooof, wretched. sorry, but true.

Jimbo, I did dig my way out, but now it's going to snow like 12 more inches overnight. What a nightmare..

Yes Attendee that would be because this is a celeb TRASHING site not Iheartcelebrites.com

So Toni I like your guess of Sienna Miller; young, represents a free and lighthearted life. Me thinks he wil surely go the Marilyn Manson. I'm thinking someone innocent and fresh or someone really funny. Basicaly someone thats not up their own asses. I'm going to go with Rachel Mcadams. Though she is too good for him, I can picture Skangelina actually being intimidated by her. Bitch ain't gettin' any younger.

*Marilyn Manson route

Good job stealing the headline idea from Celebslam:

http://celebslam.buzznet.com/angelina-jolie-is-pregnant

Brad will find out about this bitch........only it will be way too late.

What happened to Brad?? It looks like his hair is all puffy and gay. He used to be somewhat attractive, till blood girl got him. What the hell? Jennifer A. is way better and normal. Now he has all these damn kids with her. I wonder why Billy Bob left... answer...... he got smart! He might be a redneck hick... but he is not going to be her baby daddy.... no sir re bob... Billy Bob! Why does she want more kids? How many is enough? This is not like animal adoption. It's almost like she is starting a human kennel. Next thing you know she will be bulding little cages for the babies. She might even hire women to become pregnant.. like a puppy mill!

Brad looks like he has lost all his hair living with her and the brood, and now has some dirty cheap wig on his head...even his facial hair looks gray....just looks so cheesy. Even just a few short years ago when he made Troy, he still looked good, but now his life and longevity is sucked right out of him, used to nourish the evil spawn growing in side of Angelina.

Agreed AJLAJ. At this point Rachel McAdams IS too good for him. What a doof. Nobody's gonna want him after he's had 17 children with Angiskank!

Is the baby growing in her forehead?
And I see her morning sickness has started, poor attention whore barfed all over her dress.

that dress needs a iron

why is brad pitt a cardboard cutout?

I can't believe this whore is pregnant again.

Angie looks gorgeous and glowing. Luv the boobies!

#60 . I assume you mean a five iron.

Why is Brad wearing a wig?

It's amazing how much spite some people can have for strangers, and by strangers, I mean celebrities 'cause you do you realize that you don't actually know these people right? Anyway, try not to choke on your own bile. It's rather unbecoming.

Well if they're going to try and deny deny deny like all celebs do, maybe she shouldn't have worn a tent. But if she is preggers again, good for her. They're now only 6 away from having enough to form their own soccer team like Brad has said :|

Get ff your high horse #6. This is celeb trashing site, let me explain that to you; WE TRASH CELEBS HERE. Fuck off already with your holier than though bullshit. So we don't know Brangelina? Really I thought that pile of rotting dogshit on my neighboors lawn was Angelina. Oops my bad. Fuck thank the lord we don't know them but, we do know their very public actions and statements. Politicians are judged, so are celebrities, that's life in the public eye. They affect society and we as a society have every right to comment.

that's #66

GOOD ONE #59! And yes, AJLAJ, their life has been in the public eye since AJ started telling laods about her sexuality, drug addiction, adoption addiction, having each of her dozens babies being photographed for People magazine etc etc in the last, say, 20 years. THERE ARE celebrities who keep their lives to themselves so people can't comment about them, but those two certainly not.

As a South African I see...why even bother, reading what the bunch of you post over and over and over again, you're clearly from a first world country, most probably the states.

It's one thing shredding people with money and fame apart, its another shredding them apart because they give a shit.

#71. They don't give a shit, they only pretend to . They live in MANSIONS and have their own private plane, wear designer threads and own the most expensive shit you can imagine.

As a person who grew up in Africa (several different countries) with a family who truly worked to fight poverty and dedicated their entire careers to building school in many african countries (without the use of religion, another con of those who doeNOT really care) I happen to know exactly what the fuck I am talking about.

It is really sad as someone FROM South Africa that you actually buy the bullshit these greedy hypocritical jerks peddle.

You cannot care about poverty and live in giant sprawling mansions. It's a paradox.

COME ON!

For the 1 billionth time this is the world wide web where people of al walks of like congregate, you have no idea where any of us are from or what we have accomplished or contributed to this world.

Isn't South Africa full of elitists and shit?

Anyway, I am so on the Sienna Miller train. Hasn't she been seen causing problems in varous relatinships already? Puff Daddy, Sean Penn... looks like she could be the perfect dose of medicine for the "Womb Raider"

did you say naked mac and cheese a man after my own heart....

he is so cool. but i just found out his secret that he have joined an
online club SugarMommaMatch.c, by which he is seeking a sexy girl or rich women
dating cute men.. ..i am not sure if it is ture, but it is horrible.

AJLAJ is probably just angry because Angelina wouldn't give her an autograph, and Brad wouldn't take his picture with her.

Attention: Haters

Message: Get over yourselves and enjoy life, apparently these two are - which is probably why you hate them so much.

To all Haters:
BRANGELINA is the most gorgeous couple in the world.Sharing their millions
to the poor do not make them hypocrites,they don't have to do this to be famous.At least they are doing something to help the least privileged.A lot of
celebrities don't give shit.No amount of ugly criticisms can put this couple
down.Angelina is drop -dead gorgeous,the most beautiful woman alive,which
is why a lot of girls hate her.

you're right, there are celebrities who keep their millions of dollars all for themselves, some others donate without braging about that and some, like this couple, can only talk about how much they give, but still have at least 6 mansions, private jets, ridiculously big yachts and much much more... My point? NONE of them deserve it!! Even if they give out a little bit of it!!! Who do they get that money from?? From us!! So I go to a lot of great independet or foreign movies, don't buy magazines with any attention whores in it and if I really want to wacth some shitty Hollywood movie I would get an illegal copy in internet (put me in jail for that).

YOu guys are so mean. I bet hlfof you are jealous you can't get Brad, and the other- Angelina. they are two beautiful persons, who do their best in the environment thy exist in. Brad is a country oy, whatever clothes he wears, or wherewer he lives- he's simple( yes, i've met him). He always wanted a big family, non- adopted, and he's building one. Angelina wanted children for years as well, but her ex was somewat of a prick, and didn't want kids. In the meantime, Aniston wan't on the same level with Brad either. SO, fine, they were both separated, gorgeous, healthy, secured financially and willing to have children. they can afford it, and probably will be a better example to their offspring than most of the asses who'd reproduced recently. And kids don't get damaged by having sublings a bit too soon. Old fashioned way- a baby every year or two, is fine, the children is love, and love can't be bad. they take care of each other( I have 2 babies in 2 years, and another planned soon). Stop hating, especially those who don't deserve it. In the meantime, Brad has had weird, bum looks before, don't blame it on her- he is happy, isn't that obvious? And to his fans his emotional state should matter more. Secondly, conidering the work profile these people do, they go through many different looks formany different reasons. As far as home- wreckers are concerned, go get on the arses of Zita- jones and that blond bitch who married Antonio Banderas because , her words " Sex was so great, if I couldn't have him,I would just die!"
Other than that get a life.