Jan 18 2008Amy Winehouse jogs with nugget sauce

His lawyers will never allow it to be verified, but Tom Cruise secretly "jogs with nugget sauce."

Do we care?

This chick is crazy...it must be freezing in London at this time of the year...I should know..I'm nearby..And the blonde do is probably worse than Britney's decision to go bald..

Teach me to browse this site at lunch hour. Damn you!

what a disgusting bitch! Whore!

This chick is crazy...it must be freezing in London at this time of the year...I should know..I'm nearby..And the blonde do is probably worse than Britney's decision to go bald..

In the picture it looks like those guys are staring at a runaway miniature pony.

What a freak. I hope it is at least barbecue and not sweet and sour.

While at the morgue one of Lindsay Lohan's main duties will be to stop Amy Winehouse escaping every morning.

She is the craziest.

What a fucking ugly, nasty, bitch.. She needs to lay off the drugs alittle, and eat more food...

What a fucking ugly, nasty, bitch.. She needs to lay off the drugs alittle, and eat more food...

Lunch or hair gel?

that's not Winehouse jogging. That's Woodstock preparing for flight.

This is just the fucking ugliest thing I have even seen. Even if she had the greatest voice in the world, there is not way I could watch that contorted butt uggly face on stage for two hours.

thats making me hungry.

I've said it before, and it's even more true then ever: For someone who claims to be suffer from super-anxiety over the way she looks, she sure goes to great lengths to look like total ass.

(#8 I was gonna say hot mustard, but BBQ is OK too!) Efiin' EWW!! Arunaway pony indeed! Dont insuly horses everywhere...more like a runaway pterodactyl or velociraptor. Gross!

Her 2008 exercise regime is obviously showing results already! She's lost some weight and the new hair-do is stunning!

Well done Amy and keep it up - you're looking great!

They said Winehouse was only allowed one extra Bar-b-que sauce, yeah right! Now she's on the run from McDonald's lawman; Ronald McDonald.

Looks to me like Amy walked through the drive-thru, then pulled out in to traffic, on feet. Ha-Ha!

P.S. These pictures serve to remind us all that, yes, Amy Winehouse indeed has a digestive tract. Bluaauuaachkupa!

wtf... that hair... god damn it!

lol. I have seen her photo on millionairefriends.com. It's a dating site for celebrities and wealthy people. I will check if this is true.

Foreman of the Jury; We find the defendant guilty of all charges.

Judge; Blake Fielder-Civil, I hereby sentence you to five years removal from society.

- As Blake is led from the box by an officer of the law he looks around the court to see Amy Winehouse crying uncontrollably, with black streams of mascara streaming down her face she waves a bony arm in his direction and shouts, 'Blake !! I'll wait for you, I'll be here when you get out Blake!!'

- As Blake Fielder-Civil passes the judge's podium he turns and speaks.

Blake Fielder-Civil: Your honour ?

Judge: Yes ?

Blake Fielder-Civil: You couldn't possibly make it ten years could you ?

I take it none of you have spent the many years that I have in the pursuit of alternate wisdom that I have. I have been a scientologist now for 18 years and met my mate/wife their. We have raised our 6 children in strict accordance to the principles of our faith. Unless you truly now what you are talking about it why say anything at all unless you derive pleasure from mockery?
Our church is not what you think it to be and Mr. Cruise is regarded in a most high esteem by us. It would be appreciated if you could find something more productive to do with your spare time then criticise things that you are not educated about.
Thank you, respectfully

Somebody told her that she tastes like chicken.

will do 22! Thanks for the tip!

DRUGS ARE BAD.

Okay, I'll say it again, #24. proud scientologist...

The right of all Americans to free expression, no matter how offensive that expression may seem to others, is the cornerstone of the liberties we as a nation hold as our highest principles . Nonetheless, I think we should fry that batshit crazy Tom Cruise bastard.

#22 - please suck on a tail pipe

McNuggets are a helluva drug.

24- there, their, they're. Just to point out ONE of your many errors..

How do people STILL make this mistake?

idiot.

#24....good one!!! I'm laughing hysterically at your attempt to humor everyone...well..me, for sure. You should do stand up!!!

BTW

TCLTC

What's the matter? Judging from all the comments on the Jennifer Love Hewitt story, Amy is the perfect weight for you folks. Enjoy.

She doesn't look ANY healthier with less hair. She needs to gain some weight. Perhaps a drug-free lifestyle would improve matters.

Ya think?!

Mmmm... nugget sauuuse... aarrgghhhhhh. Probably practicing for the day when she says "you want fries with that".

Scientoligist believe in aliens and modified 747 spaceplanes. Draw your own conclusions.

Cro-Magnon, much? Get a load of them jowls!

Good lord, Amy! At least she should dye her hair back to black. She'd be slightly less hideous. I emphasize the "slightly." She looks like a ghoul!

33 - The question is, does C4CLRPC????

Aw man, she's turning into a complete wreck, the pics just keep getting worse.

what the hell does TCLTC stand for?

Tom Cruise Loves the Cock?

38 The answer is in my pants.

she is officially the worst blonde I have ever seen in my entire life.
Amy, sober up, and dye your hair "back to black".
Actually, dye your hair back first.

40 You are correct. Don't tell anyone. Especially those fake church people.

24, mr, proud scientologist, does your 'alternate wisdom' include confusing forms of there/their/they're and know/now? come back in another 18 yrs, ok?

Hey #24:

You are obviously a brainwashed idiot. Scientology is a cult that brainwashes people and steals all their money. Not to mention, you're all fucking insane. Now, are you going to get some of your goons to follow me and harass me? Tell lies about me to my neighbors? Hassle me with crank telephone calls? Threaten me with lawsuits?

Please explain to me why your religion costs people so much money to move up in the ranks. Can you? Bet you can't. Know why? Because it's not a religion. It's a cult. Can you say "Jonestown"?

harsh for rp, 41's pants are sawdust dry.

Hey hot:

Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405

rockin the Fred Perry. I like that shirt. Too bad there's an ugly harpy wearing it

47- wow. did you JUST come up with that?

#24,
You ended that proposition with a preposition.

20 -(losing my lunch and heaving with laughter)

I LOVE DICK RICHARDS AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!!!!

@46 I'm not in the mood.

40, ding ding ding we have a winner!

Religion is what keeps poor people from killing rich people. End of story.

I think Amy just got tasered for stealing shit from McDonalds.

She takes the Hollywood trend of looking homeless when you're worth millions to a WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL. I mean I've seen REAL crack head hookers that look cleaner than her.

Does this freak own another pair of fucking shoes? She's like Britney perpetually wearing those gawd forsaken brown boots! These women (and I use the term loosely) are multi-millionaires, yet neither bother changing their shoes!
Could you imagine what would happen to the Universe if someone simultaneously let loose the gaseous fumes of Twitney and Winehouse's feet by peeling off their shoes? We'f all be fucking dead in the twinkle of AdnanTaliban's eye!

Fucking yuck

I think the real story is being missed here. The media wants to focus on all the surface issues with Amy Winehouse, when it's so much more interesting to look deeper. That's right, you see now don't you.

Amy Winehouse isn't really Amy Winehouse at all. She is really Keith Richards experimenting with cross-dressing. And he would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids.

This is without a doubt the ugliest woman I have ever seen in my life. She doesn't even look human; she looks like some sort of creature of the night...or something that died 50 years ago and is walking around. Ack! And she really needs to eat something and get some conditioner and a brush. Jeez, she's like Britney's long lost hideously ugly British sister....Hey! maybe Britney is really British afterall!

Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!" He puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly.

she's a ray of sunshine on an otherwise dismal London morning......

#24,
Hey genius.. learn to spell before you invite other people to get educated. It otherwise makes you look like a complete fucktard.

My apologies if that's how you people spell on whatever planet it is you're from.

She looks like she weighs about 120...ounces.

Why are we still talking about this scarry ass butt ugly bitch? There is nothing else in the world going on today? We have world peace? The middle east is now giving the Jews a group hug?

WTF!!

Can you believe that thing is 24 years old? She's the star in the new movie Cloverfield; she's the monster.

I feel bad for her because she suffers from ugly girl syndrome. That explains the tattoos, cuz when your bugly, you don't have anything to lose so you may as well make yourself buglier.

There is nothing that can make her look good aside from RADICAL plastic surgery and complete tooth replacement.

59 renee, i was thinking the same thing, poster child for "Night of the Living Dead". but it's the subtle things like carrying around multiple packets of McNugget sauce that sets her apart from the average zombie-corpse.

Yes, the middle east just finished giving the Jews a group hug...and now it's wondering where its wallet went.

I can't decide which is worse, the ratty black beehive or the trashy, at-home bleach job. The blond is absolutely awful and the nasty roots are already beginning to grow back. Maybe she should try red next. Or better yet, just shave the shit off and wear a wig. You'd think she would hire a professional hair dresser. Hell, if she can afford MickyD's, she can afford Super Cuts.

67. aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha snort hahaha! terrible. just terrible. nice.

Hey scientology boy!

eople exercise by jogging around her!

when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

small objects orbit her.

when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of gas!

when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

her fave food is seconds.

her belt size is Equator.

she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid

she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her

she made Right Guard call for backup.

an old blind geezer walking by asked her 'yo, how much for the shrimp platter?"

that when she spread her legs, I got seasick...

she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.

her poo is glad to escape.

o Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!
Yo Sista like a mailbox, open all day and all night...
Yo mama's like an elevator - blokes go up and down on her all day. Yo Mother in law so dmamnd Dislexus when I told her to go get some Head and Shoulders...she jump on top of me Shoulders and gave me head!!!I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job...
Yo mama's chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.

Yo mama's so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.

Yo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.

I's apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama...I should know better...hell, I don't even know the Man...

No seriously, under all that hair yo Mama is really a Saint....a saint Bernard!

But really, yo Mamma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!

Congratulations on cntl-c and cntl-v

Hey now that I've seen that Tom Cruise vid at Gawker - this is all beginning to make sense.
McNugget sauce - 'interesting'.

Sooo...what's the skinny on Amy Winehouse?

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

No seriously folks, I've been waiting a long time to use that nugget...

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Wow, crazy stuff. But I don't want to beat a dead horse...

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I wonder if the coffin liner matches the shroud?

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*tap* *tap*

is this thing on

She carrying the Rage virus. don't let her bitecha....

It looks like she doesn't ask permission either..

val, rage or mange? or both?

"I stink, 'cause I'm a human waste product. Shut your eyes, I'm nasty!"

both, with a little flea here and there.

...the coffin that was her home spills into the belly of the Leviathan. Her unopened eyes seal tighter by compressing articles of waste. Lips that felt not the caress of a mother's breast. The certain semi-silence of desolation. She sleeps beside the ruined carcass of rodent children, always squeeling always nipping at her arms and legs and beautiful face. Her lovely face without the furrow of a smile for she never had the chance to laugh and sing and only now can twitch and chirp through chewed lips and eaten jaws.
Out little girl is strong inside, even if her delicate form is food to feed those of her kind...the unloved.

I will always remember:
How fucking gross Amy Winehouse is.

#60 - Stuart Mackenzie - "Harriet. I'll be right back. Will you be okay? I have to go to the washroom. Apparently I have a pickle up my ass."

Oh Lord...that hair...she looks like a crazy 99 year old woman.

I have read the touching story about the rotting microcorpse and let me tell you people one thing. This wonderful little child could have prospered in our community. You say you know a God but act as though he did not exist. You exhort and bellow in the day for his son and swear by his father's name come the night. I ask you "Who are you to judge us when the trials and tribulations of your court are in disarray. When all that is holy to your kind are but ancient fables to be committed to memories forgotten?"
I sat down earlier enraged by your lack of humility with my mate/wife and we read that sad entry and both cried. Do you and yours have feelings? If not I say we can teach you to have compassion and how to share.
But the last rays of the sun are no longer shining on the fate of that poor poor little child in that ugly green coffin.
She is their baby over there. They're not crying.
There.

bawk bawk, I'm a chicken-lady, bawkaaak!

How is she not dead yet?

Thanks, Fish. For a minute, I thought it was Phil Spector.

13, We're thinking along the same lines. My first thought was she's going to use the nugget sauce to touch up her roots.

Hey #83:

Unless I get to speak to the aliens on my first visit, you and your cult aren't getting a fucking PENNY of my money. There.

In Amy's defense, she looks much better than the repairman's hairy, pimply plumber's crack that I had to gaze upon all morning. Damn. I still feel queasy.

Hey hot:

Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405

Crazy ass ugly limey skank running with condiments. Bah dah bop bop bah I'm lovin' it!

@74 Rage virus, well done!

Amy Winehouse is the 5th Element ... She will save the world.

Honey Mustard please ...

#89 - I would rather stare at a repairman's hairy pimply butt than Amy Winehouse. Is it even human anymore?

she is SO disgusting. why are people even taking pictures of her? why is she famous? she looks like a homeless tramp

blaaaaaaake!

#93, Upon reviewing Amy's pics, I've concluded that you're right.

@24 they don't teach spelling and grammar in the Batshit crazy Church of Scientology then??

she could quite possibly be THE ugliest person alive.

Im sorry if the language offends anyone but.....AMY JUST FUCKIN DIE, AND TAKE YOUR HUSBAND AND PETE DOHERTY WITH YOU AND ANY OTHER JUNKIES YOU CAN INVITE TO THE PARTY, FUCKIN TRANNY LOOKING COW! Hate this whore!

That is one ugly bitch!

You are the funniest SOB around. How you come up with this stuff is crazy. KFC cole slaw at stray cats? That is brilliant.

58 - I almost died laughing!

wow she truly looks like the missing link, this woman is more of an ape than of a human, or like a human chicken.

Awe she went grocery shopping. She's such the domestic goddess type, really puts Martha to shame. She sure stocked up this time, that load will last her at least two months.

I just can't wait until she reproduces, I mean look at her, everything about her screams future mother of the year.

when i look at her i feel pretty

Her teeth give me nightmares....

Also, is it just me or does anyone else surprised that her hair actually blows in the wind?

Haha UK rules! our nutcase is nuttier than your nutcase!

*is anyone else*

I'm sure it's not the first time this drugged out skank has had "nugget sauce" in a parking lot.

Jimbo I love you, you are talking about us! I thought nobody cares... :(
you made me feel so much better, thanks.
ill go puke now. bye bye :)

What is wrong with all of your people?!

Everyone knows that Ranch is the best dipping sauce for McNugs. Come on.

I would have never thought that you could dip crack rocks in "nugget sauce".

*scratches paint getting the car unlocked* (to son) GET IN THE CAR! YES MOMMY'S SWEARING BUT GET IN THE DAMN CAR!!

*you

What is wrong here?

black hair, white hair, or even with the prettiest hair ever...she is and will always be UGLY!

Sad, who's crazier Britney or Amy? We have come so far from the Beach Boys vs. The Beatles. From the latter we got Pet Sounds and Sgt. Peppers, from the crazy chicks we get chalupas and mustard sauce.

Damn she ugly!

She has truly got to be the most unattractive woman alive. Almost to the point of frightening. It's as if something is just wrong. With her genes. Or DNA. At least, lost the eyeliner, Amy. It does nothing for you. Neither does that bleach in a bottle.

Frightening I tell ya. Just plain frightening.

Dude looks like a lady.

She a stunt double on weekends for Kids in the Hall's, Chicken Lady

Is this the guy playing Spock in the new Star Trek movie?
Awesome. He looks just like him.

She is the ugliest person that I have ever seen! Good for her that she is talented and richer than I will ever be ;)

Amy Winehouse [or anyone, for that matter] "jogs with nugget sauce" is just a combination of words one doesn't expect to see together. Love it.

Horrifying!

#117 - I'd say Britney is straight out bat-shit crazy.. But then again, we don't know how Amy is when she's not all drugged out... The mystery continues...

What the hell

She looks like a man, and an ugly one too.

Every time I see her I get a feeling that I'm going to be hit up for spare change or sold a stolen pit bull.

I did a search on imdb.com Is this woman really only 26?

Are these the pix from London's 7th annual McDrag Queen™ Marathon?

Oh God... That's some scary shit...

Yes, #130.. She is only 26, however her teeth are approx. 85.
Science is still trying to figure out how she did that.

Anyone ever watch Kids in the Hall? Remember "Chicken lady" half chicken half woman? I didnt know she really existed!!

BARF.......What a nasty looking chick... a bottle of Jack and a double rubber and I still wouldn't touch that

I love people who think they are clever. 134, check out 121. Beat ya by 13. Booyah! but seriously she totally is chicken lady

This just in, Amy Winehouse thinks she's an express bus. Commuters confused, angry, and late for work.

She looks like a cast member of the musical Cats.

These pictures could only be worse if she opened her mouth so we could see her disgusting gnarly teeth. Can you freebase nugget sauce?

Amy and Britney are like car crashes - you don't want to look, but you just can't help yourself and then feel sick and guilty afterwards........I just can't believe this woman is still alive. Why the hell would her husband want to get out of jail and come home to that?!! Any number of cell-mates inside would be less scary than his missus...

What's with her neck? She looks like a retarded E.T!

In the 1st photo, she's doing one of the Chicken Dances from Arrested Development

all she needs to do is go get some hair toner, and deep conditioner... and maybe a flat iron, and a new make-up style... like electric blue liner... she would be smokin'. she's not running around, she's running AWAY. poor thing.

Winehouse is proof that humanity needs a standard. I mean seriously, she is just too ugly to live. Put her down.

wtf is wrong with her
why does she exist
why is she famous

you couldn't pay me enough money to fuck her

oh, and #24, you're either a troll or a brainless twat...wrong thread, anusface

Maybe she is very brave to accept the hearing of her husband!!!!!!!!!!!! Love her just live her normal life such as dating with other boys on seekamillionaire

WOW, she is looking better every fucking day!!

(please judge for yourself)

go to Yahoo Entertainment to see her in a better shape

I saw the other day a clip on WhyFame.com with Amy doing coke on stage......Sad.....Sad.....Sad

Doesn't her stabilizing presence in court pretty much guarantee that Field-Mouse is going to be in gaol for the next 15 years?

the expression on the guys' faces in the 1st pic is totally priceless

Does anyone else think this bitch looks like a man!!!! Fucken sex change went wrong!

Wow-she's a big ole can of crazy.

Damn, I think she's going to die soon. Every pic gets skinnier and skinnier. Lay off the drugs and get some help, crazy!

McCrackhead

YOU NEED TO GO TOoo REHAB.... I SAAAAID GOooO GOoO GOOO!!

...And i think to myself
what a wonderful world(8)
That's the song it must played while she did not run, but 'levitated' among the mere mortals.
The symmetry in her features, that's what Leo Da Vinci was talking about.
So graceful.

Dont you just love how her hair looks like is being violently drawn back and forward and side to side like she's in front of a fan??
Gosh, that screams D-I-V-A all over.

And now i present you, the true representation of Lady Di.
Step aside britney.
What? c'mon just tell Rosie to stop licking your smelly boots.
Yes, if you throw the Starbucks she may go after it.
Well,your choice. I knew you'll rather find Rosie atractive than give away that Frapuccino

She's very supportive both with her husband and recycling

a)She's wearing those slippers again
b)She's wearing that red bra AGAIN
c)She's wearing a tampon removable plastic protector as a skirt.
Just her size,gotta love the fit. Gap, eat your heart out.
You too miu miu.

nugget sauce is one hell of a drug.

I'll give her some credit : she's actually still pretty.

When you look at the close-ups of her face, she has a nice face, no pimples or anything. She doesn't even seem to have bags under her eyes. It's sort of weird considering how much drugs she's rumored to do.

As for being skinny, I agree with woever said that you can't call Britney or Jennifer Love-Hewitt fat porks and bash Amy's figure at the same time.
Speaking of Britney, just compare her greasy, bloated and acne-devastated face to Amy's...

I guess it's kinda sad that she keeps wrecking her life when she technically has it all...

Her life is like a tragedy happening in slow motion.

Such TALENT. Such a VOICE. Such PAIN.

Welcome to this generation's BILLIE HOLIDAY.

#24 & 83 -- No one really cares about you and your fake religion. It's a shame created by a science fiction writer to extract as much money as possible from the gullible idiots who sign up for this sham.

Don't you get it yet? You and your "mate" created 6 innocent children (or so you say) who should never be subjected to you idiocy.

Where I come from, "mate" means "male friend". So are you in a gay marriage, or is that saved exclusively for your goofy, retarded leader Tom Cruise?

Cry for the "poor child" Amy Winehouse all you want. Your tears are useless where she's concerned.

Please, learn how to spell and properly construct a sentence so that a reader can understand what you are trying to say. If you know what you're trying to say, that is.

TCLTC, indeed!

Stupidity is worshipping some religion that was created by a science fiction writer. Seriously, scientologists should think about going the way of Heaven's Gate.

why do you always show this skanky bitch? She is nasty...

She's HOT!

#14 - OMG, that's HILARIOUS!!!!! She does look like Woodstock!

Oh my gosh..#14 that wood stock preparing for fligt comment was hilarious!!!!!!!!!

Gotta love the prison grade tattoos.

#83

You definitely lack humility for not realizing what an idiot you are for being a Scientologist.

YOU CAN SEE HER RED BRA straight through that shirt!

I swear she wears that damn thing all the time!

How old is she??? She looks at least 40 !

How old is she??? She looks at least 40 !

Looks like a special ed student with a wig glued to his helmet.

Dear Fish: Thank you for having better writing lately. I laughed at the end of many of your postings, instead of cringing at every unfunny "I'm so studly, but what I really mean by that is I suck."

To be on topic: what exactly did she do to her scalp/hair? I still can't figure out all the gray on her forehead.

And to all of the people who felt the need to reply to the Scientology comment: are you new to the internet? Comment #24 is called flamebait. Anyone who seriously replies to that shit is retarded.

Ketchup and Maaaayo

God. From the time I've started listening to Amy Winehouse I swear she has to have lost a hundred pounds. It's a shame too..because I think her voice if phenomenal. (You don't have to agree it's just my opinion...so please don't post and say how stupid I am. LOL) I mean, I love singing her songs...maybe she'll hire me to take over for her!! She better hurry and get a hold of me though...cuz her body is about to collapse inside itself.

Poor choices...poor choices....addiction is a mother fucker.

@136, since you're keeping score, I had the obscure Kids in the Hall reference first at 84.

"Amy Winehouse jogs with nugget sauce"

Damn..... Mix the picture and the caption above and you might have the best headline Fish has run in the last few years. The Dr.Pepper I just shot through my nose, and all over my computer desk it proof enough.

Sean "Whinehouse's music is amazing, but the real life part of her is another story!" Menefee

That nugget sauce is for Blake. He needs honey-mustard to lube his corn-hole while he's in prison.

I think Amy needs Britneys boots. They would be an improvement over those ballerina rags, and they would obscure more of her rotten body from public viewing.

That nugget sauce is for Blake. He needs honey-mustard to lube his corn-hole while he's in prison.

I think Amy needs Britneys boots. They would be an improvement over those nasty looking ballerina rags, and they would obscure more of her rotten body from public viewing.

She looks like a 90 year old jewish grandma...

Holy Shit!

She looks just like that transvestite kid in "Last Exit to Brooklyn." Let's hope she doesn't run out into traffic.

after all that, allllll those posts, one crazy " scientiologizt ", i' d would truly
still bone her. sorry folks, but its a fact!

EW

Hey baby! You sound like a right saucy little bitch. Wanna wear my soiled underwear? Rotting pockets of crusty sperm and fudge sticky back goodness for ya!
I felt like 24 wrote some enchanting epic stuff there. Very studly and way over the top importance. The man is a godsend. I would like you to let me put my hamster through your pupe hoop. I like you man.
I mean the man makes some good points.

i wonder what this young ladie's vagina looks like? Just wondering.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

she is by far the worst looking crack head i have ever seen.. hey though,... i wonder what would happen if we take brit and amy whine-ass and put them in the same room together? do you think we would have like a massive chicken fight on our hands? or do you think maybe they will become friends and start by exchanging accents? oh wait brits already a step ahead of them on this one lol!!! she truly IS the chicken lady who ever said that first hit the nail right on the head!lmao!! all i can picture is her going door to door screaming "THIS USED TO BE MY HOUSE!!!"(quote from kids in the hall chickenlady) you would think that with all the money she has she could afford some therapy and a decent hair cut! i know maybe we should call up dr.phil and he can take a look at her,.. he did wonders for britney (not) this whole thing on these idiots acting crazy is the newest trend for celebs so it seems. what role models they truly are ,.. for the criminaly insane!! do the world a favor and get some help,.. and a make over and some new clothes or donate all your riches to the needy and go live in a box some wheres so we can forget about you,...or point and laugh at you as we pass by you on the street.

I feel sorry for her; she obviously has problems. Everyone should give her a break- and all the other celebs for that matter. You all wouldn't want this stuff said about you and I'm sure they don't either. They may be celebs, but they are still human. I feel as though I am going to be reading about Amy Winehouse dead, either by overdose or anorexia.

I'm sure she thinks she is very attractive.

I do feel sorry for her, really do!

In a few months she will lose another 10 pounds (not sure what that is in "Stones").

At which point she will be in "Karen Carpenter" territory, that is dangerously thin.

The "Coke/Heroin chic diet " is not a good program, amazing how many nut job stars will still buy into it.

Now isn't she cute or WHAT?

Now isn't she cute or WHAT?

Was Amy an Andy at one time? Truly, she looks like a dude in drag!
And she's in the news for what reason? She got here how? Why?

It was said she just enjoyed hot dating with a black guy on http://multiraciallove.com and many hot picture are shown...so man fans show so much interesting to her there, oh, really? it is nice to enjoy more about it...

196th!!

She is gorgeous.seems saw her before on a millionaire&celeb dating site CelebMingle.com
,but don't know ih it is her.

200?

damn

200! yeah! awesome! amy winehouse, go to hell

Where in the fuck is that crack whore I sent out to get me some nugget sauce? If she keeps my 5 bucks I'll fuckin curb her ass...

Actually those guys at the bus stop were suicide bombers but Amy made them so sick they called it off. So basicaly she's a hero.

Ive had bad hair days but she beats me by far....

she is soooooooooooooooooooooo ugly!!!
OmG!
how do you get out of your house looking like f**** shit?!?!?

she's so fucking hot. id bang her 10 times a day.

Help!! Help!! Police!! That lady stole my nugget sauce!! She knocked me on the head and stole my nugget sauce!! She's running away with it!! Stop!! Thief!!! Help me get back my nugget sauce!! That crazy lady stole My nugget sauce!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!

Good lord, she is quite a disgusting person. I'm not sure if it's drug induced psychosis or just her birth ridden state of mind, but she is fucking insane. And unattractive too. I think her jaw protrudes further than her nose. It's almost as wide as it is lengthy.

/shudder

UGLY trailer trash whore she needs to lay off the METH

Just say no to drugs

This has to be the ugliest white woman I've ever seen!

Wow, all I can say is somebody help this female and do so really quick!!

It's unbelievable how you people from the anglosphere are maniacs for this lady. Certainly she looks both like a junkie and a drunk, but from the pictures you can clearly see that she is also acting. I guess she knows that people worrying for her or criticizing every tiny detail of her aspect just increase her popularity. She just needs to get uglier and uglier but she wouldn't be that bad it she took a little care of herself. I guess you all like her even if you don't admit it. Anyway if you go around England you find thousand of people that look exactly like her, without even being billionaires. Cmon don't get addicted to Amy :d :d :d

I like her congenitally small legs bones with no meat worsened by her drug habits and lack of hygeine and vulgar behavior and complete and utter lack of any talent in her singing. I mean, has anyone here actually listened to her sing? She is an Engish jew yet she copies the style of an American black from a bygone era. She has no range at in her voice and when she tries to sing with any force it sounds strained and horrible, not convincing and projecting vocal power. She sucks and it is bizzare that she is even known beyond say the local neighborhood she should be whoring her ugly bony ass out in.
Yet the media promotes this drug-addled degenerate. Why is this? Who is she related it to? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I see. She is one of the chosen and can do whatever she wants. Destiny promoted by those with the clout buy out the fates and muses. The big money media. Liberal scum. Hey the retards of the world will watch and listen to what WE tell them to. WE will dictate to the peasant trash what is art (by the way, FUCK art - mostly a waste of time).
And so the undiscerning masses waste mental energy staring at audiovisual imagry emanating from little boxes and listen to little contraptions crammed into their ears, feeding them emotion and stimulating lower mental fibers.
On and on while the world rots and the real $$$$$$ is fed into the mouths of the greedy programmers. (Who spend their time dreaming up ways to addict us to mindless diminution of finance.)
In the future when we visit other worlds perhaps we can perpetuate hip-hop into Alien cultures. I can see Greys and Tau-Setians gettin' jiggy widdit and Martians singing gangsta rap outta da tops of dey head orifices.
Ahhhhhhhhhh and all the while the Earthling Entertainment Industry gets richer and richer as the Aliens forget their own morals and past. That's ok, we mass market a new one for them, based on a captilist/parasitic plan to take over their minds and worlds.
Go Amy - you can do no wrong - be as disgusting as you want girl.
I hope one day this cunt pulls out a tampon during a concert and throws it at her booing fans. They will just call her "Queen of the Bad Girls". She will make more $$$$$$$$$$.

my boyfriend says amy winehouse looks like dennis rodman now.

she makes me wanna clutch my mcnugget packet and make sauce.