Amy Winehouse investigaged for crack smoking video
The video of Amy Winehouse smoking crack that The Sun released on Monday may lead to legal troubles for the singer. Apparently the video was filmed right before Amy attended the hearing for her husband Blake on Friday. The AP reports:
Police will look at the video before deciding whether any charges should be brought against Winehouse, a Metropolitan Police spokesman said while speaking on condition of anonymity in line with force policy.
I wonder if they’ll find anything illegal on the tape like, oh, I dunno, Amy Winehouse smoking crack! Then she suggests her cat should pack up and leave. I mean, that has to be illegal. Cats can’t drive. Except for mine. He’s pretty good at it. I leave him in the car while I get hammered at the local tavern because I’m a hero. Then Fluffy drives me home or at least attempts to. He mostly just meows at the steering wheel while I lie on the floor and work the gas with my face. But it’s cool; I make him wear a seatbelt.
NOTE: For those of you curious about Amy's appearance, these photos were taken last night. She changed her hair color over the weekend. Apparently blonde hair is too crazy for Amy Winehouse.
Reader Comments
1. Texas Tranny - January 23, 2008 3:42 PM
Batshit crazy........
2. FRIST!!! - January 23, 2008 3:42 PM
FIRST you whores
3. AZ cowgirl - January 23, 2008 3:45 PM
I'd shove it up her crack the stupid homo. bc she sings doesn't mean she deserves to be a total gaywad.
4. Nathan - January 23, 2008 3:46 PM
Toonces!
5. Bing - January 23, 2008 3:47 PM
They got some top notch cops in London. I wonder what tipped them off?
6. havoc - January 23, 2008 3:48 PM
I guess they're lucky she didn't smoke the fuckin' cat......
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7. minniememe - January 23, 2008 3:49 PM
that stupid eye makeup gimmick has got to go
8. Susan - January 23, 2008 3:52 PM
Isn't that the "Executive Elvira" doll?
9. Lauren - January 23, 2008 3:52 PM
She's actually cute in these pictures, in a gothic chic kind of way
10. Auntie Kryst - January 23, 2008 3:54 PM
Deciding to press charges? The cops, or in the queerish way the limey's call them, Bobbies really seem to not give a shit about the law. Someone tell Stacy Keach it's cool to fly into Heathrow again!
11. Mike - January 23, 2008 3:55 PM
She makes me tingely in all the right places. I want her!
12. Snarf - January 23, 2008 3:56 PM
This bitch fucking sucks.
13. Addie - January 23, 2008 3:57 PM
She looks like less of a wreck than she usually does... strange..
14. BunnyButt - January 23, 2008 3:58 PM
There was no criminal activity. It was all special effects. There was no crack. There was no pipe. And, in reality, Amy looks just like Jessica Alba did five years ago.
15. Marc - January 23, 2008 4:08 PM
Ugly Jew
16. Sophie - January 23, 2008 4:10 PM
#8
Good one! Thanks for making me laugh today!!!
:)
17. FreeJose - January 23, 2008 4:10 PM
My cat ate an entire wheel of cheese. And I wasn't even mad.
P.S. That girl is disgusting.
18. coach_d - January 23, 2008 4:11 PM
Is it just me or does she look better than usual in these pics?
19. coach_d - January 23, 2008 4:11 PM
Is it just me or does she look better than usual in these pics?
20. bunny - January 23, 2008 4:11 PM
wots with the liner n no lipstick??? its annoying. always the liner n nerver the lippy.
21. moobs - January 23, 2008 4:12 PM
i kind of do feel sorry for HER
22. coach_d - January 23, 2008 4:12 PM
Is it just me or does she look better than usual in these pics?
23. coach_d - January 23, 2008 4:12 PM
Is it just me or does she look better than usual in these pics?
24. Auntie Kryst - January 23, 2008 4:16 PM
It's just you Coach, it's an older photo of her. PS Just hit the goddamn post comment button once.
25. Vince Lombardi - January 23, 2008 4:20 PM
So she hit the pipe before she went to see hubby in jail... obviously she wanted to look and feel sexy.....
26. sameshitdifferentyear - January 23, 2008 4:21 PM
Super,
I think you misspelled one of the words in the title of this entry
It should be "investiuglygated"
Couldn't she use the "Medusa Defense" if it comes to trial?
Medusa Defense (defn):
A legal precendent set in Paddell vs Flote Aug 1932, where it was determined any individual, particularly a female desperate to be famous, and yet simultaneously a hideous monstrosity of visual compromises, is allowed to be medicated and/or on illicit drugs 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, so as to remain totally unaware of what she actually looks like.
Seems like a shoo-in to me
Appears Jayieme Pressly, or Jaieyyemeeiie Pressslyeyey or whatever the fuck, used that at least twice already to defend herself as well
As well as the "Daffy Defense" at least three times
27. coach_d - January 23, 2008 4:21 PM
my goddamn browser crashed, prick!
guess I gotta thing for ugly jewish grrls
28. Shallow Val - January 23, 2008 4:23 PM
She should keep the first picture because that's the only time in her life that she'll ever be in that perfect angle that makes her look like Ashley Judd. Look closely.....
Oh and 13 - her hair is long and black, she recently dyed it blonde and cut it. Draw your own conclusions.....(duh, it's an old picture).
29. FRIST!!! - January 23, 2008 4:27 PM
#20, I don't know what's more annoying, her lipliner or your comment..
30. sameshitdifferentyear - January 23, 2008 4:27 PM
ok #26 ending wasn't that well thought out
JP isn't known to take drugs, even though she does look like Donald D and Daffy D
and on the subject of drugs
it was sad bad news about H Ledger as far as I could tell
the who-gives-a-shit comments about him early on seemed to be off target
he wasn't a media clown like so many mentioned at this site and he had a family, figure he seemed to be an ok guy
wrong place to be mentioning this I know but whatever the fuck
31. Auntie Kryst - January 23, 2008 4:31 PM
@27 Just fucking with you coach d. I agree she looks a little better in that photo than her current wretched state.
32. marisa - January 23, 2008 4:36 PM
"Cats can’t drive. "
um excuse me but i think Toonces would REALLY have a problem with this statement!!
33. FRIST!!! - January 23, 2008 4:37 PM
It's ok #30, you are not required to think on thesuperficial..
34. Mike - January 23, 2008 4:40 PM
Hey FRIST what's shaken??
35. Toonces - January 23, 2008 4:40 PM
#32 Thank you for that comment. I sure as shit can drive...Just not very well.
36. stardust - January 23, 2008 4:43 PM
After the shock of Heath Ledger all these so called celebrities just look so lame.
they cant handle their success then they should fuck of, the world will still turn another day without them.
37. FCS - January 23, 2008 4:46 PM
She must be terrified since we all saw how hard they British cops came down on that other crackhead brit Pete D. who's been busted like 50 times.
Stop or I'll say stop again !
38. coach_d - January 23, 2008 4:46 PM
Auntie, thanks for clarifying... I think any photo not displaying her horrid teeth is a marked improvement
39. FRIST!!! - January 23, 2008 4:48 PM
#34 not a whole lot, Mike, I've been dieting!!!
40. Thsy - January 23, 2008 4:50 PM
wiNnAr.
Maybe she'll start speaking in Cantonese and people will just admit to her bipolar disorder and multiple personalities. Or she'll get hit by a truck. Either way.
41. Ript1&0 - January 23, 2008 4:52 PM
I said smoking crack was a BAD IDEA. I didn't say you should get arrested for it.
Fascists.
42. Ript1&0 - January 23, 2008 4:52 PM
I said smoking crack was a BAD IDEA. I didn't say you should get arrested for it.
Fascists.
43. marisa - January 23, 2008 4:54 PM
toonces...ability to drive and skill at it are totally unrelated. as evidenced by 95% of the population. you drive on, kitty...you drive into the burning sunset of that cliff.
44. Auntie Kryst - January 23, 2008 4:57 PM
@39 Damn Frist, you let me down. I was hoping your answer to what's shaken was "Britney's children?". Fuck it, it's happy hour.
45. FRIST!!! - January 23, 2008 5:02 PM
Yeah, that would have been the better response..
46. MoronicShitney - January 23, 2008 5:18 PM
That blonde hair made her even fuglier than I could have imagine, thank Fug it's gone.
47. RENEE... - January 23, 2008 5:18 PM
Jeez, she cleans up well, and looks a hell of a lot better than she has the past few weeks as the tweeked out bleached blonde. All that being said, she still is one atrociously ugly bitch.
48. Ziggie - January 23, 2008 5:25 PM
She was extremely ugly when she was fat and healthy, unlike Jennifer Love Hewitt, who's still got nice boobs and a splooge-worthy smile despite being a waddling pig now.
49. Victoria - January 23, 2008 5:36 PM
What? Amy Winehouse is on crack? Since when? She's always been the epitome of health in my mind.
50. titansaunt - January 23, 2008 5:36 PM
She's the British version of our beloved Britney!
51. aja - January 23, 2008 5:49 PM
She looks better than she has in a while. The crack agrees with her
52. aeuwave - January 23, 2008 5:55 PM
i hope they investigate her use of eyeliner... i do not think i have ever seen her in a picture with different eye make-up....
53. Iowa Girl - January 23, 2008 5:57 PM
she also had to get some sort of weave...that shit was way short before. Are we sure she isn't wering a wig?
good god.
at least she looks like she showered
54. squab - January 23, 2008 5:57 PM
I'm so glad she's back to her normal look. She looked way too much like a crackhead with the blond hair!
55. AnIntelligentMind - January 23, 2008 5:57 PM
At this point I'm for any thing that pushes her towards correcting her life
56. Jennifer - January 23, 2008 6:11 PM
She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club BillionaireCupid.com. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
57. RLT - January 23, 2008 7:04 PM
"Investigaged"...???
58. titsonsnack - January 23, 2008 7:34 PM
You know what happens when you bleach the shit out of your patchy ratty, dry haybale balding hair and then dye it, and then dye it again? It grows in thick and luxurious and shiny. Oh wait I mean it all falls the fuck out of your skull.
59. dude on a wire - January 23, 2008 9:25 PM
C'mon people with the "she looks better in this photo" comments.
I've had the misfortune of waking up next to some fuglies after long evenings of mass consumption - but I never had to discern their gender at first glance. She looks as tranny as ever in this git-up to me.
60. Ted from LA - January 23, 2008 10:11 PM
She's in rehab. Wake the Fish.
61. El-COyote - January 23, 2008 10:34 PM
#6... LOL
62. astay oskay yous fay - January 23, 2008 11:12 PM
I am begging you for the love of Crack stop showing this crack whore on this website, I thought you were reporting cool stuff about Britney , Paris , Lyndsey, and other hot women not these sleezebag trampy crack whore well I guess Britney Lydnsey and Paris also fall into this catergory but sometimes I enjoy seeing them, they used to be attractive one way or another but this Amy Winehouse what a fucking ugly ass crack whore she reminds me of my ex. Please stop posting news about her, nobody even cares about her, now let's see some Kim Kardasians ass photos.
63. jacknasty - January 23, 2008 11:31 PM
weird, she looks kinda good here. Not hot chick good, but like retro punk british chick good.
64. betty - January 23, 2008 11:52 PM
I was checking out Amys profile on BillionaireCupid.com, she doesn't like blacks, jews, asians, crippleds, hispanics, gays, arabs, obese, native americans, or other uglies. Thats why she signed up for BillionaireCupid.com they prescreen and find hot rich white guy for you.
65. Kim - January 24, 2008 12:00 AM
Amy, you look much more beautiful with brunette hair...the blonde was just not your style...keep those songs comming girl. Don't let life destroy an incredible talent like yourself..you have the world in the palm of your hand!!! SO TAKE IT!
66. Kim - January 24, 2008 12:00 AM
Amy, you look much more beautiful with brunette hair...the blonde was just not your style...keep those songs comming girl. Don't let life destroy an incredible talent like yourself..you have the world in the palm of your hand!!! SO TAKE IT!
67. Kim - January 24, 2008 12:00 AM
Amy, you look much more beautiful with brunette hair...the blonde was just not your style...keep those songs comming girl. Don't let life destroy an incredible talent like yourself..you have the world in the palm of your hand!!! SO TAKE IT!
68. Kim - January 24, 2008 12:00 AM
Amy, you look much more beautiful with brunette hair...the blonde was just not your style...keep those songs comming girl. Don't let life destroy an incredible talent like yourself..you have the world in the palm of your hand!!! SO TAKE IT!
69. hairdressertothestars - January 24, 2008 12:12 AM
HA- even heroin addicted crack whores can manage to make their hair look better than Britney. In one night.
70. Emily Poster - January 24, 2008 1:09 AM
I was under the impression that it's legal to smoke crack in the UK. Any amount less than 3 metric tons (it's the UK, right?) and they politely suggest you might consider rehab--that is, if you wish to go.
71. Chelsey - January 24, 2008 2:07 AM
I'm just shocked that her hair looks relatively clean for once.
72. nevagonnahappen - January 24, 2008 2:46 AM
#58 - good lord, thats some funny shit. And Kim 65-69, ease up honey.
73. aajj - January 24, 2008 2:47 AM
Just when you think you can't find a chick any uglier.
74. shinez - January 24, 2008 2:57 AM
come on... she's not as ugly as she usually is... you gotta give her that if anything! We should all just thank God she got rid of her freaking-blondhair!
75. lino - January 24, 2008 7:10 AM
#10....bobbies? that is queer...not heard anyone in this country call them that seriously, ever! (am scottish by the way)...what we call 'cops' is police!
amy winehouse is an idiot, pure and simple...i will be disgusted if she is not prosecuted following on from this, the english legal system is a farce!
76. RichPort - January 24, 2008 8:07 AM
I wonder if her next CD will be about drugs and lost love? That would be a stretch.
77. gerard Vandenberg - January 24, 2008 8:33 AM
You are promoted to CRACK and HEROINE-WHORE?
78. Anonymous - January 24, 2008 9:18 AM
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79. Auntie Kryst - January 24, 2008 9:40 AM
@75 Had to go look up the term, I guess it's unique to London. A cop in London was nicknamed a Bobby after Robert Peel who organized the London police force. Now that I know the background about the word, it's still queer.
80. sexylucy - January 24, 2008 10:15 AM
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81. meh - January 24, 2008 10:36 AM
I don't know how she can stand up all sucked up and with all that hair. It seriously baffles me.
82. IKE - January 24, 2008 11:46 AM
Odd. These pictures make her look like she weighs more than 30 lbs.
I say, LOCK HER UP!!!
Not so much because of the drug use, but to keep her skin ass alive!
Lock her up and give her a chance to sober up and get up to 80 lbs.
:)
83. Anonymous - January 24, 2008 12:26 PM
Hey sexylucy:
Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.
Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405
84. Alice - January 24, 2008 12:59 PM
She surely only bleached her hair so that they couldn't drug test that shit. I figured it was short term.
85. Jenny - January 24, 2008 1:01 PM
I have to agree with the others- she actually looks pretty good here. That frightens me for so many, many, reasons.
86. casey - January 24, 2008 1:02 PM
amy looks great!
esp. for probably being on the verge of death.
87. polly - January 24, 2008 1:54 PM
Amy is wearing a hair piece on the back of her head, you can notice the difference in color between the front and back-- the front looks slightly darker. -- either way she still looks ugly, but not as ugly as she was with the blond hair!!! #84 may have a point--can they still test your hair if you bleach it?? --Just wondering--
88. snow - January 24, 2008 4:18 PM
I think she meant her pussy should pack up and leave, or scab and fall off
I'm not sure...
89. slamradio - January 24, 2008 8:56 PM
she is one of the most vomitously ugly skanks that I have ever seen. fucking disgusting. i don't know if she looks like that because she smokes crack or if she smokes crack because she looks like that, but at this point it's too late for rehab, the damage is done, keep smokin skankhouse, keep smokin...